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![obody's Business ten {or The Chronicle by Gee McGee, Copyright, J028. Temper Teste If your het blows off end you to cjiase it 4 or b blocks down itreet, if you don't cuss, you ere candidate for a deacon in the :h. If you bump your heed suddennd severely, end utter no bed s or think eny evil thoughts, are certainly sufficiently pious ray in public. 1" If some fool backs his Ford your Chevrolet and bends your er, ami does not even apologize bis rudeness,,! and you don't get enough to kill the said fool, then should be entitled to the priviof conducting a prayer meeting, cading the choir on Christmas If your wife tells you'Ao get ind go shake down the furnace it the cat out while you are readthe evening .paper, and you -still that you are really proud o! fact that you married such a an, you will no doubt prove to i dutiful husband and a loving |y?and an all-rbund agreeable en. ' If one of your Halitosis friends ,? you on the street and pros to poke his loud-speaker so > to your face that his t^obbers in your eyes?.while he's telling the same joke that he told you before last and last year and e times already this year, and don't haul off and knock the out of him, you are certainly eal Christian gentleman, and bjr ts?you should be occupying a it at least two times every .Sa,bIf you can sit still and rest ent, and he satisfied with all singular in and about you, while e bonohead is making a 50-minute ch when a 2-minute speech would load him and his hearers, you 1 indeed possessed of a sweet- ami, enviable, wonderful, remarkable osition; and if your friends realppredate the merits you are posed with, the^^pll point you out , crowd of {^thousand as being best, $he most even-tempered, irable //nan in the world, and if ain't7 sprouting wings, you ain't ing your entitlements ansoforth. If your wife spends more than make, and leaves the younguns lomc while she plays bridge 12 s a week with her friends, and ;ets to sew the button on your m suit, and refuses to come into "company room" when you've ught your Brother (Bill down for short visit, and makes you "eat t" vhen the cook happens not to tic and you don't have thoughts divorce, murder, suicide, and grand eny, then heaven is your home, this old world ain't worthy of i a worm of the dust. Almanac Stuff o you feel bloated after eating have shooting pains in* the stum c, and become dizzy after gaz ? * ? ? yrtvipivfe r - utr ow, j vu \ *uld Killem's JOiscov ' for Pink People. For sate by / I un-reliable druggists and book res. I fro you hafe bad dreams after ; "* pork chops, and feel all nIB j "when you have played bridge y & or 6 hoars with unstinted ce?> I Bjity ? Do you gulp your food, and ! m* coffee ? This condition ToreBe^ epileptic fits, and possibly fala**ches. Dr. tChokem's Vegetable - ? > - ' Compound for Wild Wonfen -will put you straight. Sold by all reliable foot peddlers and bill collectora. Terms 10 cents down, balance at the cemetery. How's your liver? You belch, don't you, after dewing Brown's Mule, and eating pigs knuckles, and drinking home-brew? Don't" you stare at flappers, talk in your sleep, dodge your landlord, and eat between meals? It will take only % bottles of I>r. Bull Shooter's Scat-cat to put you on your feet again. For sale everywhere it can be found. Price only $1.20 for u 1?5 cent bottle, war and luxury taxes included. ?i p Do you feel like you are choking to death after your meals Are your digestive organs functioning? Do you see spots in front of your eyes? Do you see stars when you bump your head? Do you roll and tumble at night after dissipating because gas has accumulated "within your abdomen ? Do you want to get well and stay well? Then use 2 bottles of Dr. Swindler's Digesto according to directions, and good health is yours. Mrs. Spookdoodle couldn't eat, but 8 biscuits before she took "Digesto," but now she eats all she wants. It helped her huifoand also. It is good for both man and beast, and even a legislator runs no risk when he uses it instead of wood alcohol. (Send 2 dollars for a trial bottle. Does your wife disagree with you? Do the girls shun you? Did you know that Hallie Tosis leads one to the grave? Does your head swim and your nose run and your heart flutter and your kidneys wiggle when you lean forward or backSvard or sideways? Theste are sure symptoms of galloping consumption, or acute Anti-geoclometric incipienci-etis of the cere-menosity of the inter-serception of the per-enial gland which supplies the gastric juices to the lower intestines. Nothing within reach of mankind today will cure thi malady except Dr. Hittem Hard's Thorn berry Juice with Sallie-Patica base. For saie at all bootleggers. The 40th annual reunion of the! Confederate veterans of South Carolina will be held at Rock Hill, June 17, 18 and 10. A. E. Lewis, of Anderson, is adjutant general of the U. C. V/> Major General W. H. Cely of the division, while Brig. Gei^ W. D. Craig of Chesterfield and Brig. Gen. R. D. Galbraith of Spartanburg, command the two South Carolina brigades. Two students of Florida university who * were motoring to New York state to work in a country club this summer were killed near Fayetteville when their sedan collided with a truck. Winthrop College SCHOLARSHIP AND ENTRANCE EXAMINATION The examination for the award of vacant Scholarships in Winthrop College and for admission of new studenls will be held at every County Courthouse in the State on Wednesday, June 24th and Thursday, June 25th, at 9 A .M. This examination will be held whether there are vacant Scholarships or not, as vacancies may occur after the examination. Applicants must not be less than sixteen years of age. When scholarships are vacant after June 25th, xney win W awarded to those making the highest average at this ex&minati6n, providing they meq0> the conditions governing the award. All Who wish (Scholarships should attend the examination whether there are vacancies reported or not. Applicants for Scholarships should write to President Kinwrd before the examination for Scholarship blanks. Scholarships are worth fWfr and free tultien. For further information and catalogue, Skhhoes President J. P. Kinard, Rock Hill, South Carolina. igaaBjggggggggap** I Educational Tour I for teachers and students visiting J j washington, philadelphia, i | i atlantic city and new york | j ^^B. ^pecaal Pullman train with trained guides. All I id, including best hotete, meAls, sighteee- i Sntertainment; a ^ - other expenses. Wealth of ; certificate renewals making this trip will have their Ceiti- I ?* tWfl trip. Educational I one ??. SoV*ih 1?wroMn* Have endorsed this trip aa 1 ^ unusual ^ue to the teachers. ~ I l^Wame? uei20^ ftT5.Mr8' Blackwood and Hon. and Mrs. I Brian tr*i? 36**2?* be guest* of honor. Special Pull- 1 n train wiH leave Spartanburg July 17th. SOUTHERN RAILWAY SYSTEM I B ? D otw be made promptly. For ex- I I Bv>ur l2u!i lo^eJ508t and complete details, address j lur>r. s. <?? IfiS22: I Columns ' I ' " 11 g=^^gggwaas"eaag!sara?wggawB Monthly Report of Associated Charities Report of The Associated ?*mriti<j? of Camden and Kershaw (bounty for May 1^31, as rendered by W. H. Harris, the treasurer: Balance from laat month .. f3.l4i.C2 Receipts for May . 079.28 . ToUl *3,820.90 General Charity Mrs, Nero Reed, milk bill .... 2&0 C. A. Ilenning, painting car .. 10.00 Myersi Service Station 1.81 DeKalb Pharmacy 9.12 ('reed's Filling (Station 2.50 R. B. Ross, rent and milk bill 11.75 l4?moy'? Grocery . , , 40.70 I>r. J. H. Thomas 75 Williams Insurance Agency . . 24.00 Stamps .. 1.00 Newberry's 8.00 Incidentals 2.00 I. Wolfe, clothing 2.60 Mrs. Russell, baord and meals 0.00 Ogburn Bros,, groceries 12.50 0. Clinton Moore, rent 5.00 County Board of Health, yeast 6.75 Incidentals 5 00 Lorena Rabon, groceries I 2.00 Lamoy's Grocery 3.34 Mrs. Nero Reed, milk 3.00 *1-54.52 Children's Home I^bor and servant hire .... $ ,0.00 Water and light bill , . 6.92 Mackey Merc. Co 4.17 Lamoy's Grocery 10.75 Camden Chronicle 8.00 J. C. Penney 3.72 Phone bill 3.20 Thomas & Howard, groceries .. 1.95 Sand, brick for cannery 5.00 Incidentals 10.00 Labor and servant "hire 6.50 Camden Feed <& (Seed (Store . . fb.OO Incidentals 10.00 Mrs. Sanders, salary, matron . . 20.00 Miss Jackson, assistant, salary 1*6.00 Incidentals 5.00 Labor and servant hire 5.50 G. W. Monroe, plumbing cannery 23.45 Lamoy's Grocery 12.29 Incidentals 10.00 -A. D. Hurst, milk ; 76 Allen Overall Co 8.88 Labor and servant hire 9.00 Lamoy's Grocery 29.50 Labor and servant hire 9.00 % *235.17 Total *389.69 Balance *3,431.2 The German seaplane DO-X, big-? est flying boat in the world, which last week successfully crossed the Atlantic to Brazilian coast, reached Natal on Friday and after a few days will continue on to Rio Janeiro. In its longest flight across it covered 1,429 miles in 12 hours, 26 minutes between Porto Praia and Fernado Do Noronha island, 200 miles off the coast of Brazil. ^ . ry% Colonel Lindbergh is making final tests and plans for his propo?pd ?ir. plane flight across the northern Pacific to Japan and China in a big Lockheed-Sirius plane. He will be accompanied by Mrs. Lindbergh, who will assist in piloting the airplane, which will be equipped with a radio outfit. Sues For $21,000 As Result of Death Paper8 of suit for *21,000 have been filed in the office of the Clerk of Court for Chester county by Mrs. Sue M. Hind man, of Bascomville, mother of Price Hindman, 6-year-old son, who was struck and killed on May third, laat, by an automobile alleged to h*v* been driven by Mrs. E. R. MoCrorey of Ittchburg. The complaint alleges that tbe boy was standing within 3 or 4 feet Of the ditch alongside of a parked car and / that Mrs. MoCrorey had about fifteen feet to have missed him. It is further alleged that Mrs. MbCrorey was running at a rapid rate of speed at the time of the accident. Attorney David iHamilton of Chester is attorney for the plaintiff. The defendant has twenty days withinwhich to file an answer to .the complaint as mentioned above.?Chester Nfpv*.. Figures compiled by the department of ugriculture at Washington show that 1,044,}94 fewer bales of cotton moved to the mills from August 1, 1030 to June 5, 1031, than during the same period a year earlier. The price of cotton is so low that the manufacturers cannot handle the products made from cotton at a fair profit. ijV Five men were buried alive in a tJbilding excavation cave-in in Philadelphia. The bodies were buried 70 feet below the surface. A policeman was killed and three others injured, when a patrol in which they were hurrying to the scene was wrecked by another automobile. The United Confederate Veterans' reunion at Birmingham, Ala., closed with a parade, with most of the 1^500 veterans attending riding in automobiles. One veteran proudly marched the entire route of the parsite: ~ t ? ' The. census reveals that there are 2,414 more married men than married women in Kentucky. <v The tax collections in South Carolina in May were $460,003 which was $102,000 less fthitTi If? way, iwoO. Inheritance taxes doubled, but income taxes fell from $204,782 last year in May to $68,026 last month. Soft drink taxes also fell off markedly, but the gasoline tax continued bo increase, being $548,102 in May 1930, and $609,469 in May 1031. v Former Senator Cole L. Rlease is remodeling and refurnishing his home in Columbia Mrs. Sallie M. Barfield Mrs. Sallie M. Barfield, aged 55 years, passed away at her home in Kershaw Sunday about twelve o'clock after a lingering illness. The funeral services were conducted from her home Monday morning at eleven o'clock by her pastor, Rev. W. J. Bradley, assisted by Rev. J. B. Gaston, of Camden. Mrs. Barfield was the daughter of Mr^ and Mrs. James Thomas JLewik and was bOrri. and reared in. the Gantey Hill section of Kershaw county. Her father,- J. T. Lewis, aged 79 years, survives her. Mrs. Barfield leaves the following children, Mrs. n I i Eva Hornsby of Camden, E. L. Barfield of Bovkin. R^ W. Br of MoBenn, Ga., MrB. G. R. Cook, Mrs. IStta Turner, Miss Leila Barfield, Miss Ada Barfield, Margie Ernestine, Cecil and Raymond Barfield. One sister and two brothers survive, Mrs. J. W. Branham of Columbia, M. C. Ivftwis of Columbia and J. E. Lewis of Camden. Mrs. Barfield was a loyal member of the Baptist church. While she was unwell for a while she bore her illness with splendid! Christian forti-' tude and was anxious that the Lord's will be done in her life. A Christian woman has gone to her reward. The active pallbearers were, W. E. Arnold, Randolph Hinson, William Seegars, Ansel Roberts, Rufus Williams, Ariail Shaw. The honorarypallbearers were, J. T. Stevens, F. E. Culvem, 1!. L. MtoPherawn," O. W. Knight, D. A. Barfield, Z. P. Parker, Dr. L. D.. Simpson and Dr. C. O. Floyd. Many and beautiful were the floral tributes.?The Kershaw Era. BUILD UP TO PREVENT PAINS If yon aro run-down,narrow, or oner oroty montn, Uko Ctrdai, ft BMdielBi ?n4 by w#mi? for oror fifty TMn. ii your hoaltk improToft, 7*t lkn fefcai* tbo nthoilaom of tbouM&dt of other* who' Mayo prtlftfti Gardut for tho boa* tfSU tiny haro Jolt after Ukfaif It %t* porloneo of Mmtl goaoratloaa floo that ?m GARDUI H?M to " \y. ' - * yf , ' 1941 1 ? GRANDMOTHER'S I / i. - -V ' j i BREAD "sf 5? I FULL POUND I SUGAR OfcmiWted to lbs. 47c COMPOUND s jlIOc X1 1 I IIIIJM II I | 111 I ? | EAGLE MILK 2 Cans 3Sc Pillsbury FLOUR 24lb- bag 99c Pure Cider VINEGAR IS o*. tMae gal. Jwk 9c 55c I JELLIES ??; 15c TFA WNC % 9T, 1 or liptOM pki. Salad Dressing 15c I Mason Jars 90e | I APPLE BUTTER Sultana \T 19c | Quaker Maid BEANS 3 Cans 19c Golden Bantam CORN ^ 14c Bread A Butter i ! PICKLES I 2 Jars 25e | I SOAP Octagon or P & G S cafces iqc | | Fresh Corn, ear 5c String Beans, 6 lbs. .. 25c Bliss Potatoes, 10 lbs. 19c S < Cucumbers, 3 lbs 10c I Squash, 3 lbs 10c I Cantaloupes, each . 12l/?c I "7* : ?' ' 1 IWestinghouse Refrigerator for Newly weds in small apartments and small hemes #1 oa* mmiitfr(Mr Make no commitment* of any kind until yon have seen this "small-family" westin chouse Refrigerator. Contains more shelf space than any refrigerator of its size. It's a westinghouse "Completely Balanced" refrigerator, :/' too; from its Broom-high Legs to its conveniently flat Buffet Top. Makes plenty of ice cubes. Also delicious frozen desserts, salads and frosted beverages. And, with it, you can save, positively save, from $50 to $150 each >, year as compared to less modern equipment Pay only 10^> down. Divide the n balance over 12, 18 or even 24 months as you prefer. Why be old?fashioned when it costs less J lobe modern? See us for proof of 1 this surprising economy before' yen buy any refrigerator. * Price quoted U f. o. b. factory The Camden Furniture Company I Telephone 155 1036?1038 Bro.d Street I