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hi>* 1MFV > FABM8 ^B. A 1 havf stated hcforc, part from Ixfoy afflicted with an in^K-owing twt yffit I own a few farms, Bid mIh| W? Way trying to maifc I decent Hvintf, I tot my land out to nflj**- 11?** tenants B^thcn I' h^Ve several other tenant*. hav? Ofy tenant in .particular . B|io can fix anything in the world aHout an old Ford from grinding her and adjusting a tail-light to ^Bulling the motor and re-placing a ^Biain bearing,' but believe it or hot, ^Bc can't tighten a nut on a plow ^Bandle, or ta plank in the floor Hit' his front piazza. Why, he cfch't Bven use a lap-link. B... I j>aid this fine man a visit the Bhter day. He^nd his son had an Bid Ford apiece under my 2 sheds. Bly farming implements, consisting Bt' a mower, a rake, 4 plow stacks, Bnd a Ahorse wagon, were out in Bhe weather. The younguns had my BHeck lines made into a swing under iBhe old- shade tree. B~.. And he broke the handles opt of Bny (i cotton "hoes last fall nnd'used Bhcm to knock cotton-stalks with. The gears and bridles for the mules Bvere scattered about the front of the B"'<i so's the stock could Walk on Bhcm and not get their dear little '^ cct wet. f IB-. He diddent have Enough stove i^ftood cut ahead . to make a fire in cob pipe. He had sold his shoat bought a license plate for his Bzzie. and so "had his brother. He Boa-ted about chewing -i dollars Bonn i.f tobacco a month, and said ;^B<' Wuuhi as soon be dead as to huvc g" without his tobacco a day. ilcres hoping he won't get a chaw Bor a whole, month, and maybe he will Ba^> out.*) B He planted my brag-.plot in watermelons last year and diddent work Bern. He sowed .peas after the ground t?? dry and they diddent tome Bup. He cut my oats and let 'em rot fin the field?waiting for them to set a Few hours drierT He pulled Bhis fodder and sold it to buy gas with and left my part in the field. IF he were to find a 10-dollar I bill in the "big road, he'd*never spend it for anything he had to have. If he lives, I have to feed him, if he gets sick, I send the doctor, if he dies I must bury him. I have to clothe him and his 6 bybs and 7 girls, ((all too young to work) even if cotton is lO cents and it never rains or snows Br blows. The guy who .invented Benant-farnfing ought to be dug up ~Bnd?lynched:?But I just?lack?this ear (11)31) winding up my part of Bckling the soil. It ain't funny to Be. HOW NOT TO EAT I made my debut (pronounced Bay-bue, aud not the way you think Bt is pronounced) into high society B few evenings ago. I-was pretty ^ellup on table manners before I Bed a great many almanacs which Btold "How to act When away from home" as well as when the moon fulls ansoforth. ' ' B .. I was esconted into the diningBroom for dinner (Yep, that's what they called it, but' it was only supper I to me) at about 7:30 p.'m. by a I wrist watch. A more attractive I place I had neffer seen. I found my chair at last, having spelt my name which_wag_ written Qtft JML JL.PMitty I little card which said?"Park Here, I Gee McGee, and make yourself to fl home." B - This was a 7 'course dinner. I Bh!Pd (some time during my past life) been a guest at all kinds of dinners irom a 1-course special up to a 5Bcourse formal, but this '7-course afBia-.r had nrve. wool-gathered. I began Btu worry as soon as I saw that array -poons on my right and that covey ^ >: ;>?rks on my left. I was bothered ^Bbout the 2 knives itt first, but soon ^Becidtd which one I should eat with. I ^B 4 T ' Well, I got into trouble the very '' st thing. I knew* ^of course) that Btho * poons on my ri^ht should be in the order. which they were placed, beglrfhtng at the" extreme north with the grape fruit tool, but somehow or other, I got my doily . . X " \ ' tang-led up in the silver-ware and meesed the imp lenient* up a right nmart, and I diddent know what was! which Wh?n I began to satisfy the bodyv> ....I watched the other, fellows pretty close, but several of them were ? ignorant too, and f. coulddent mafcoj up my, vteind which one? were right! and which ones were wrong, add itj *?ems that I used my coffee ?|poon for my grapefruit and hiy grapefruit spoon for my. salad and my dee-dream spoon for my green -peas "and my salad fork to cut butter with, and when the pretty jelled apple was served that pad a tit>y ball'of cheese setting on top of it, cftn*ad if I knew \vhft 11 L er to cut it with my knife ,or dip it with the otijy unused spoon | had ... .1 got through pretty well though. When the ice cream was brought in, I found that 1 had left my ice cyean) spoon on the salad plate thai the waiter had just taken out, and yvhen the after-dinner coffee was served. I knew rigfyt then What that little tiny apoon was for?that I ate my grape fruit with. Nearly all of the others did worse than I did, and some of them let nearly every apoon and fork get away from them every time the courses drifted from one to another. I'll be all right after two or three- more invitations, ,so friends, rest assured?I won't embarrass you, m^lf -|U.?-???-<W?J-gT^g?WB?>ay IIWKWf J,' jT V i ' ' *'. v * * ' and none of my evening* are prom*' ised. OmUi of Mm. Mar?li Mr a. Rebecca K. Marsh died Tuesday at the home of her son, C. M. Marsh, Tuesday at 1 o'clock. Sh4 had been siok Mkly a abort while. She had reached the age of 77 years. The fol-i lowing children survive; C. M. Marsh, of near Blshupville, and J. H. Marsh of Bethune. Ten grandchildren and seven great-grandchildren also survive. Funeral services were hold at Red Hill church and the interment was in the cemetery near iby.?Bishopv'ille Messenger. i The house on Monday -passed the Jenkins bill to restrict immigration for two years as an employment aid by a vote of 2U& to 83. The measure restricts immigration from European countries to 90 per cent. The bill would also apply to South American countries, restricting immigration to 10 per cent of. those coming in in 1920. Edward Morgan, 28, business executive and prominent socially at Jackson, Miss., has been released under $5,000 on a murder charge growing out of the fatal shotting on Wednes- J day of last week of George Rice, 24, attorney and prominent socially. The defendant claimsaaccidentul shooting. The dog Hew tax of $1.25 on each dog six wwto old and over doe January 1, 1980, will have a penalty added to it after February 1, 1981. S. W. HOOtJE, Treasurer, | Kershaw County, S. C. I 66f LIQUID TABLETS Cure Colds, Headaches, Fever l:-'i 6 6 SALVa CURES BABY'S COLD jhf "*"* vrt,r U," 1 ~ ^ 1,0 ;B mmi I.;' Hoge IfikelgHigher Spring and Summer iv X ** * HWmson College, Munch U.?With a reduction in oold storage holdings of pork, lard and a total of all moats; anticipated improvement in business conditions; and an Improving foreign damand for hog products, it would seem that the price of hogs should improve later In the spring or early summer, according U> O; M. Claris, farm management specialist. However, even though hogs have fallen in price they have declined much less that a total of all farm commodities and even less than the general price level of nil commodities. It 'seemed last fall that the abnormally small com crop would put hogs on the mhrket early, at lighter weights and poorer finish than normally, but the relationship between corn and hog prices have been favorable to longer feeding and the marketing of hogs has been delayed much longer than seemed likely. The after-Christmas marketing has been relatively larger thah seemed at all probable last fall. Mr. Clark thinks that the slaughter from January to April will be larger than for the ' same months last year, but withr* i smaller than normal total number | of hogs for slaughter and the shortage of corn being felt more acutely by hog producers later in the sea I ".'J. 1 ILL, L" IfJI 'i son, the marketing (from May .to September wilt be lighter than usual. The jndioaftie.'w are now that the decrease in hog production in 1031 will not be a* greo.t as seemed likely last fall, but still a reduction seems prdbablc. Since we are at ( the low point in the hpg production cycle the general outlook for hog production -during \U31 and 1032 is still quite Kood. < Senator Owpper's food price investigating committee, of which he is the chairman, has announced * thorough investig*tion by the Federal trade commission and the justice department of "all tendencies toward monopolistic control of the nation's food /pppliee:" Reporting on its inquiry the committee ?ays in part that it had found "an alarming tendency toward monqpoluitte control of the food of the nation by a small group of powerful corporations and combinations." After n long fight in which the city of Atlanta, Ga., sought to have the census -department give it figures showing a larger population than was accredited by the bureau after the census of lt>30, the supreme couit of the District of Columbia on Monday rendered a decision which upholds, the figures of the census bureau and credits Atlanta with a population of 270,30b. Sensational Suicide At Durham, N. C. !. ...... . > Durham, N. C., March 7.'?Mr?. W. N. Daniels, formerly of Naahvllle, leaped or fell to her death from her tepth-floor hotel room here early today. , Folice sahi her death folUxwtHl the return from a business trip of her husband who found her in their room with a man who gave his name a* C. H. Calvert, an attorney oi Baltimore, Md. Calvert was held (pending a coroner's inquest. Daniels, officers said, entered the room about 3 u. in., jumt after Cab vert left, and after a few minuter conversation with his wife Daniels went to the hotel lobby, with announcement thut he was leaving- A moment later his wife Si body hurtled to the pavement. The couple came here from Richmond several months ago. 'Army officers at Manila on Monday night revealed a plot that had been discovered by which religious fanatics of the island of Corregidor planned to massacre the entire Amer icun garrison along with the families of officers. The attack was to be made by Filipino soWiurs and civilian convicts stationed at the fortification in the entrance to Manila bay. What the NEW HUMIDOR PACK * X> ' * / means to Camet Smokers* COMPARE a package of Camels with any other cigarette and note the difference in the technique of packing. piote that Camels are completely enclosed in an outer transparent cover of moisture-proof cellophane and sealed air-tight of every point. ??! We call this outer shell the Humidor^ Pack. It differs from rfie ordinary cellophane pack and while it is egg-shell thin, it means a lot in terms of cigarette enjoyment. It means, for instance, that evaporation is checkmated and that Salt Lake City can now have as good Camels as WinstonSalem. While Camels are made of a blend of the choicest Turk-1 fik and mellowest domestic tobaccos, it is highly important, if you are to get lull benefit of this quality, that these cigarettes come to you with their natural moisture . content still intact* 7 The Humidor Pack insures that. It prevents the fine tobaccos of Camels from drying out and losing any of their delightful flavor. Aside from cheap tobacco, two factors in a cigarette canmkr the smoker's pleasure: . Fine particles of peppery dust if left in the tobacco by inefficient cleaning methods stfng and irritate delicate throat membrane Dry tobacco, robbed of its natural moisture by scorching or by evaporation gives off a hot smoke that burns the throat with every ihhalation. We take every precaution against these factors here at Winston-Salem. A special vacuum cleaning apparatus removes dust and now the newHumidor Pack prevents dryness. * ; ' * v* * 7 ' ?? IK * " " l~ ' % Cheek the difference yourself It is a very simple matter to checft the difference between Humidor Packed Camels and other ordinary dry cigarettes* First of all you can feel the difference as you roll the cigarettes between your fingers* Camels are full-bodied and pliable* A dry cigarette crumbles under pressure and sheds tobacco* , __ If you will hold a cigarette to each ear and roll them with your fipgers you can actually hear the difference* Thereal test of course is to smoke them* And here's where the new Humidor Pack proves a real blessing to the smoker* As you inhale the cool, fragrant smoke / from a Camel you get all the mildness and magic of the fine tobaccos of which it is blended. c - > But when you draw in the hot smoke from a dried cigarette'see how fiat and brackish it is by comparison and how harsh it is to your throat* If you are a regular Camel smoker you have already noticed what proper condition of the cigarette means* But if you haven't tried Camels in the new Humidor Pack you have a new adventure with Lady Nicotine in store* V Switch your affections for just one day, then go back to your old love tomorrow if you can. : ? ?BTWW *5ggjjjgg %?:~ 5 ' " * - * ' ^ ^ UmuypMlhAy ' ID ? 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