The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, March 13, 1931, Image 3
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^B. A 1 havf stated hcforc,
part from Ixfoy afflicted with an in^K-owing
twt yffit I own a few farms,
Bid mIh| W? Way trying to maifc
I decent Hvintf, I tot my land out to
nflj**- 11?** tenants
B^thcn I' h^Ve several other tenant*.
hav? Ofy tenant in .particular
. B|io can fix anything in the world aHout
an old Ford from grinding her
and adjusting a tail-light to
^Bulling the motor and re-placing a
^Biain bearing,' but believe it or hot,
^Bc can't tighten a nut on a plow
^Bandle, or ta plank in the floor
Hit' his front piazza. Why, he cfch't
Bven use a lap-link.
B... I j>aid this fine man a visit the
Bhter day. He^nd his son had an
Bid Ford apiece under my 2 sheds.
Bly farming implements, consisting
Bt' a mower, a rake, 4 plow stacks,
Bnd a Ahorse wagon, were out in
Bhe weather. The younguns had my
BHeck lines made into a swing under
iBhe old- shade tree.
B~.. And he broke the handles opt of
Bny (i cotton "hoes last fall nnd'used
Bhcm to knock cotton-stalks with.
The gears and bridles for the mules
Bvere scattered about the front of the
B"'<i so's the stock could Walk on
Bhcm and not get their dear little
'^ cct wet. f
IB-. He diddent have Enough stove
i^ftood cut ahead . to make a fire in
cob pipe. He had sold his shoat
bought a license plate for his
Bzzie. and so "had his brother. He
Boa-ted about chewing -i dollars
Bonn i.f tobacco a month, and said
;^B<' Wuuhi as soon be dead as to huvc
g" without his tobacco a day.
ilcres hoping he won't get a chaw
Bor a whole, month, and maybe he will
Ba^> out.*)
B He planted my brag-.plot in watermelons
last year and diddent work
Bern. He sowed .peas after the ground
t?? dry and they diddent tome
Bup. He cut my oats and let 'em rot
fin the field?waiting for them to
set a Few hours drierT He pulled
Bhis fodder and sold it to buy gas
with and left my part in the field.
IF he were to find a 10-dollar
I bill in the "big road, he'd*never spend
it for anything he had to have. If
he lives, I have to feed him, if he
gets sick, I send the doctor, if he dies
I must bury him. I have to clothe
him and his 6 bybs and 7 girls, ((all
too young to work) even if cotton is
lO cents and it never rains or snows
Br blows. The guy who .invented
Benant-farnfing ought to be dug up
~Bnd?lynched:?But I just?lack?this
ear (11)31) winding up my part of
Bckling the soil. It ain't funny to
Be.
HOW NOT TO EAT
I made my debut (pronounced
Bay-bue, aud not the way you think
Bt is pronounced) into high society
B few evenings ago. I-was pretty
^ellup on table manners before I
Bed a great many almanacs which
Btold "How to act When away from
home" as well as when the moon
fulls ansoforth. ' '
B .. I was esconted into the diningBroom
for dinner (Yep, that's what
they called it, but' it was only supper
I to me) at about 7:30 p.'m. by a
I wrist watch. A more attractive
I place I had neffer seen. I found my
chair at last, having spelt my name
which_wag_ written Qtft JML JL.PMitty
I little card which said?"Park Here,
I Gee McGee, and make yourself to
fl home."
B - This was a 7 'course dinner. I
Bh!Pd (some time during my past life)
been a guest at all kinds of dinners
irom a 1-course special up to a 5Bcourse
formal, but this '7-course afBia-.r
had nrve. wool-gathered. I began
Btu worry as soon as I saw that array
-poons on my right and that covey
^ >: ;>?rks on my left. I was bothered
^Bbout the 2 knives itt first, but soon
^Becidtd which one I should eat with.
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Well, I got into trouble the very
'' st thing. I knew* ^of course) that
Btho * poons on my ri^ht should be
in the order. which they were
placed, beglrfhtng at the" extreme
north with the grape fruit tool, but
somehow or other, I got my doily
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tang-led up in the silver-ware and
meesed the imp lenient* up a right
nmart, and I diddent know what was!
which Wh?n I began to satisfy the
bodyv>
....I watched the other, fellows
pretty close, but several of them were
? ignorant too, and f. coulddent mafcoj
up my, vteind which one? were right!
and which ones were wrong, add itj
*?ems that I used my coffee ?|poon
for my grapefruit and hiy grapefruit
spoon for my. salad and my dee-dream
spoon for my green -peas "and my salad
fork to cut butter with, and when
the pretty jelled apple was served
that pad a tit>y ball'of cheese setting
on top of it, cftn*ad if I knew \vhft 11 L
er to cut it with my knife ,or dip
it with the otijy unused spoon | had
... .1 got through pretty well though.
When the ice cream was brought in,
I found that 1 had left my ice cyean)
spoon on the salad plate thai the
waiter had just taken out, and yvhen
the after-dinner coffee was served.
I knew rigfyt then What that little
tiny apoon was for?that I ate my
grape fruit with. Nearly all of the
others did worse than I did, and some
of them let nearly every apoon and
fork get away from them every time
the courses drifted from one to another.
I'll be all right after two or
three- more invitations, ,so friends,
rest assured?I won't embarrass you,
m^lf -|U.?-???-<W?J-gT^g?WB?>ay IIWKWf
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and none of my evening* are prom*'
ised.
OmUi of Mm. Mar?li
Mr a. Rebecca K. Marsh died Tuesday
at the home of her son, C. M.
Marsh, Tuesday at 1 o'clock. Sh4 had
been siok Mkly a abort while. She had
reached the age of 77 years. The fol-i
lowing children survive; C. M. Marsh,
of near Blshupville, and J. H. Marsh
of Bethune. Ten grandchildren and
seven great-grandchildren also survive.
Funeral services were hold at Red
Hill church and the interment was in
the cemetery near iby.?Bishopv'ille
Messenger. i
The house on Monday -passed the
Jenkins bill to restrict immigration
for two years as an employment aid
by a vote of 2U& to 83. The measure
restricts immigration from European
countries to 90 per cent. The
bill would also apply to South American
countries, restricting immigration
to 10 per cent of. those coming in
in 1920.
Edward Morgan, 28, business executive
and prominent socially at Jackson,
Miss., has been released under
$5,000 on a murder charge growing
out of the fatal shotting on Wednes- J
day of last week of George Rice, 24,
attorney and prominent socially. The
defendant claimsaaccidentul shooting.
The dog Hew tax of $1.25 on
each dog six wwto old and over doe
January 1, 1980, will have a penalty
added to it after February 1, 1981.
S. W. HOOtJE, Treasurer,
| Kershaw County, S. C.
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LIQUID TABLETS
Cure Colds, Headaches, Fever
l:-'i 6 6 SALVa CURES
BABY'S COLD
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Hoge IfikelgHigher
Spring and Summer
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HWmson College, Munch U.?With
a reduction in oold storage holdings
of pork, lard and a total of all moats;
anticipated improvement in business
conditions; and an Improving foreign
damand for hog products, it
would seem that the price of hogs
should improve later In the spring
or early summer, according U> O; M.
Claris, farm management specialist.
However, even though hogs have fallen
in price they have declined much
less that a total of all farm commodities
and even less than the general
price level of nil commodities.
It 'seemed last fall that the abnormally
small com crop would put
hogs on the mhrket early, at lighter
weights and poorer finish than normally,
but the relationship between
corn and hog prices have been favorable
to longer feeding and the marketing
of hogs has been delayed much
longer than seemed likely. The after-Christmas
marketing has been
relatively larger thah seemed at all
probable last fall. Mr. Clark thinks
that the slaughter from January to
April will be larger than for the '
same months last year, but withr* i
smaller than normal total number |
of hogs for slaughter and the shortage
of corn being felt more acutely
by hog producers later in the sea
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son, the marketing (from May .to
September wilt be lighter than usual.
The jndioaftie.'w are now that the
decrease in hog production in 1031
will not be a* greo.t as seemed likely
last fall, but still a reduction
seems prdbablc. Since we are at (
the low point in the hpg production
cycle the general outlook for hog
production -during \U31 and 1032 is
still quite Kood.
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Senator Owpper's food price investigating
committee, of which he is
the chairman, has announced * thorough
investig*tion by the Federal
trade commission and the justice department
of "all tendencies toward
monopolistic control of the nation's
food /pppliee:" Reporting on its inquiry
the committee ?ays in part that
it had found "an alarming tendency
toward monqpoluitte control of the
food of the nation by a small group
of powerful corporations and combinations."
After n long fight in which the city
of Atlanta, Ga., sought to have the
census -department give it figures
showing a larger population than was
accredited by the bureau after the
census of lt>30, the supreme couit of
the District of Columbia on Monday
rendered a decision which upholds,
the figures of the census bureau and
credits Atlanta with a population of
270,30b.
Sensational Suicide
At Durham, N. C.
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Durham, N. C., March 7.'?Mr?. W.
N. Daniels, formerly of Naahvllle,
leaped or fell to her death from her
tepth-floor hotel room here early today.
,
Folice sahi her death folUxwtHl the
return from a business trip of her
husband who found her in their room
with a man who gave his name a*
C. H. Calvert, an attorney oi Baltimore,
Md. Calvert was held (pending
a coroner's inquest.
Daniels, officers said, entered the
room about 3 u. in., jumt after Cab
vert left, and after a few minuter
conversation with his wife Daniels
went to the hotel lobby, with announcement
thut he was leaving- A
moment later his wife Si body hurtled
to the pavement.
The couple came here from Richmond
several months ago.
'Army officers at Manila on Monday
night revealed a plot that had
been discovered by which religious
fanatics of the island of Corregidor
planned to massacre the entire Amer
icun garrison along with the families
of officers. The attack was to be
made by Filipino soWiurs and civilian
convicts stationed at the fortification
in the entrance to Manila
bay.
What the NEW
HUMIDOR PACK
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means to Camet Smokers*
COMPARE a package of Camels with
any other cigarette and note the
difference in the technique of packing.
piote that Camels are completely enclosed
in an outer transparent cover of
moisture-proof cellophane and sealed
air-tight of every point.
??! We call this outer shell the Humidor^
Pack. It differs from rfie ordinary cellophane
pack and while it is egg-shell
thin, it means a lot in terms of cigarette
enjoyment.
It means, for instance, that evaporation
is checkmated and that Salt
Lake City can
now have as good
Camels as WinstonSalem.
While Camels are
made of a blend of
the choicest Turk-1
fik and mellowest
domestic tobaccos,
it is highly important,
if you are to
get lull benefit of
this quality, that these cigarettes come
to you with their natural moisture .
content still intact*
7 The Humidor Pack insures that. It
prevents the fine tobaccos of Camels
from drying out and losing any of their
delightful flavor.
Aside from cheap tobacco, two factors
in a cigarette canmkr the smoker's
pleasure: .
Fine particles of peppery dust if left
in the tobacco by inefficient cleaning
methods stfng and irritate delicate
throat membrane
Dry tobacco, robbed of its natural
moisture by scorching or by evaporation
gives off a hot smoke that burns
the throat with
every ihhalation.
We take every
precaution against
these factors here
at Winston-Salem.
A special vacuum
cleaning apparatus
removes dust and
now the newHumidor
Pack prevents
dryness.
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Cheek the difference yourself
It is a very simple matter to checft the
difference between Humidor Packed
Camels and other ordinary dry cigarettes*
First of all you can feel the difference
as you roll the cigarettes between your
fingers* Camels are full-bodied and
pliable* A dry cigarette crumbles under
pressure and sheds tobacco* ,
__ If you will hold a cigarette to each ear
and roll them with your fipgers you can
actually hear the difference*
Thereal test of course is to smoke them*
And here's where the new Humidor Pack
proves a real blessing to the smoker*
As you inhale the cool, fragrant smoke / from
a Camel you get all the mildness
and magic of the fine tobaccos of which
it is blended. c - >
But when you draw in the hot smoke
from a dried cigarette'see how fiat and
brackish it is by comparison and how
harsh it is to your throat*
If you are a regular Camel smoker
you have already noticed what proper
condition of the cigarette means*
But if you haven't tried Camels in
the new Humidor Pack you have a new
adventure with Lady Nicotine in store* V
Switch your affections for just one
day, then go back to your old love
tomorrow if you can.
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graphically tfcww you that only the Carnal Humidor
Pitch delivers cigarettes to you in prima condition
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