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I Have You Qiven Your Order I for Telephone Service? M ANY families in your section of the 8 city are having telephones put in their homes. ' ! veryone is surprised that it is so easy to have a telephone and that it coSts so little. Perhaps you do not know that it coSts only a tew cents a day to have telephone service 8 hi your home. It saves you lots of time and trouble and keeps you in touch with triends and neighbors. Call the telephone business office todav a?d ask about the service and rates. SOUTHERN BELL TELEPHONE I AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY {.Incorporated) BoyInjured in Wreck Grec!:1. Sept. 24.?William and bert M?>seley, carriers of the eenvi.ic News, were seriously if t fataly injured shortly after 5 lock thi< morning when the car In lich they were riding was strack d o\(. ! turned at Hampton and itler avenues by a car occupied by [know persons, who sped away ter the accident and had not been prehended earTy this afternoon. The . - y< were pinned under pir inach.!.-, while a younger o- her. Krank. was thrown clear of the machine and wits unhurt. William was taken to the Salvation Army Hospital where it was thought he had a chance for recovery while Robert was taken to the City Hospital where his condition is considered critical. I Political prognosticators are predicting that .'15,000,000 of the possible 50,000,000 voting strength of th 1 United States will be east in the general election of "November 6tli. The total vote cast in 1024 for Coolidge, Davis, and LaFollette was only 29,000,000. Junior Order Head Condemns Secretary Columbia, Sept. 2-4.?-Condemnation of the activities of Krnest J. Hisey, jf Charleston, state secretary au.i j editor of the Junior Order of United American Mechanics, who has pub liahed material against the candidftC) of Alfied K. Smith, is contained in a > atemenl issued today by A. M I.an^hy of Columbia, state court c .lot ?)l the order. Alter declaring that Mr. Hisey's actum had made necessary an ex planalum to the purp use concerning , the organization's purpose, Mr. I.ang le\ reviewed the ideal- and purposes j of the older. | 1 tie -tale coum dlor is the ol- \ ticial spokesman for the order," hi* -tateiiictil concluded, "and 1 wish tI make it p.ain that while Mr. K. J. Hi-iy is state secretary of the order; and editor ol tne .J ui>l<>r Order maga ) ?ine. :hi- political character of the magazine has recently assumed is a gtos- violation of the principles of the order and is representative of h it a -mall minority of its member i -ii:p. The large majority of the j membership not only regrets and deph res its being made a partisan political organ, bu'. equally regrets and deplores the character of the attack it .'.as made upon the nominee of one of our great political parties." Mr. Hisey recently announced as b< ;ng state secretary-treasurer of the anti-Smith Democratic organization 1 South Carolina, was previously in\oLod in a newspaper controversy a it}a Councillor Langley on this subjeei. Two weeks ago a demand for ius resignation was made by 10 meinbeis of the Ldgetield council of the order on the ground that he had overstepped his duties in publishing antiSmith political material in the magai zine. And the height of something or other is a wet Republican Catholic who is going to vote for Hoover explaining his position to a dry Democratic Methodist who is going to vote for Smith.?'Mesa (Ariz.) Journal-Tribune. ( Henry Ford visualizes automobile [tires made from roadside weeds. I When that day comes the heart of the hay fever victim will boat with gratitude and his voice, now husky, will be lifted to a hallelujah pitch.?Toledo Blade. On Time / 4 PRODUCTS of farm and factory reach their highest value when they are delivered into consuming markets?on time! To furnish the South the prompt and dependable transportation that modern commerce demands, the Southern Railway System has invested over $160,000,000 since 1920 in new equipment and other improvements. Fast freight schedules, constantly maintained, permit hand-tomouth buying of raw materials and finished goods by Southern manufacturers and merchants. The result is smaller inventories, less capital tied up in stocks of goods, reduced carrying charges, lower costs of production; enabling Southern business to compete in the markets of the world and to charge lower prices to consumers in the South. 111 Today we are building the greater Southern that the future South must have for the full development of its great resources. S O U T HLE K N RAILWAY SYSTEM Laid in a network acroaa tba Sooth; linking togather naarly aaary Important Southern commonlty, tha Sou that n aarvaa that territory aaatof tht Misaia Ippl and aooth at tha Ohio and Potomac aa parhapa no othar raa oi aqoal axtant la aarvad by any aingla railroad ayatam. the southern serves the Z' ? SOUTH , " * Nobody's Business 'itten fur The Chronicle by vice Mcllw, Copyright, 1D28. lionryntoonv Annuforth 1 he honeymoon is <>\cr when Um t i-1 'timuii begin* vfiuve the oil 1 man's neck Mu>! \ mooim lest j neatly i month. hu' tin honey part <>. j 1 11;> to wmi ? am! leaver the j ' i. all alone in u ? t.ine than tha Vi.i l\ f\(" \ to .n , mailed eouph j g i away t'toin t. tne to spend I he I \ moon mi'c t ti...i\ won't know ! I \ ate lie N\ . \ III . . : Why, t h ? : .igi h.a: I .? ! 'i at; pit. k i shly iMai'ieii , i ,,f a con e? . > n !e>s i i a it i i. n \ eh. \\ tut: Noll e .1 II 111'. a till a \N it. sneak a hotel aying na: Nn 111 to o .1 liot he I . I t iit* III .1 1 -i - Ins i . oat \ i o the \\ a and pu! her a - i ' a chatt '.lie corta and v 11 d .\\ n, an.i en oozes up ;o tia .i -s with i ep.sh gi .ti on hi- ii. apt) asks a in nv.th t nn . t. .s nd a bath, . Im'KIIIS to slll.g i?in II oNei the i.i : cgister, l.y.Of. ai. 'n. t.oie to a p j tea normal, an 1 a . eg.!. ' > riekle down i.: j:; .. -, . his !;. e .jms i e i when In- net - t < nd wife." . u can ;u ' put it 11 nn it '.hat g - getting ii. bg.:. iloliey n. Most men buy tin tones' under clothes they can find, and t?n:? un Ull'Ss in the dti'k fo! 1 weeks. And women do the same, only worse. Tie'irst few mornings come and go, aid 'he old man hikes into tne bath-room to put on his clothes, and the old iaily inaki - him go <!"Nnii stairs before she nn ill even eraNvl out of the iici. This lasts only thru "acquaint aiice week" however, and modesty is ar'unknown quantity in the home of nv -t beginners in a very short space *imc, that i- so far :t< him anl is concerned. Hut even if honeymoons aint what they are cracked* up to be, everybody ought to marry and have one. It's darling this and darling that and sNvcetie here and sweetie there and angel girl and wonderful b >y for the Iirst few days, but when "she" begins to pick out nice things for "him" to buy, the honeymoon begins to weak; en along its strategral lines, and if that kind of stutT goes on for a spell, I somebody's honeymoon is going t .) I get cut right square off. After the honeymoon comes reality. Instalment buying sets in and then ;r>uble begins. They load themselves up with this and that and the first thing they know, a truck is standing in front of thei- house and the driver is on a "hunt and get'' mission. All of these things are j worthy experiences now. Modern married couples live on easy street (thanks to pa and ma) for a year or two, but in days of old?the only thing newly-weds got was a ham of meat (mebbe) and a feather bed. It's not nice now to have any children the first 8 or 10 years of your life, and by that time you wont want any. flat rock, s (\ sep the 2> 1928. mr. knew, post master gen., Washington, d. ( . deer sir: 1 suspose you saw in the . papers where i was chose at the la -1 elecktion to be kurriner of my home county, and as the job don't pay a feller no decent living, and because my beef bizness will natcherally be dull til a1, smith goes into offis, i thought i wood rite you a few lines and ask if you have a nice little post offis with green blinds ansoforth for sale near enufT to my place of bizness for me to run it and the job of kurriner and sell beef allso, which i don't supose uncle sam will object to as i will keep my beef in the back end and folks who get rrvnle and letters wont no i got it unless they want to buy it and then they can smeli it. rite or foam yore lowest price or. the offis to be paid for on the installment plan, with 5$ down. yores trulie, wiike "Clark, rfd. Cotton Letter New York, Sept- 28.?The army worm in Georgia and the grub in Florida and the tape in Texas we**o the aole cause of the recent disastrous decline in spot cotton, and the hookworm had nothing to do with :t, and the bears need not make anv -iuch claims. Brown sheeting and oleached dimities showed heavy sales n Bombay and Ninety Six, but the strength of the future will depend more or less on weather or not Cot'on petticoats will he worn in China under the new regime of the Nationalist-Communistic form of government. Nothing is being worn over here now except a long cotton rag. Cotton picking 1s pretty far advanced ;n those sections where the fish have stopped biting, hut so far?the Feder*9 *1 Reserve bank has not yet reduced the discount rate to the fanners, but the speculators got 2 percent off last week. Jrof. Winkclhooter of Chicago recently unearthed a mummified | skeleton out in Montana that had one hand elevated above his head and the other hand was in ins britches J pocket and was grasped around a roll of legal documents and his brain was located below the level of his ears and was very tiny and his tummiek protruded 14 inches further west than the average stummick of today protrudes and he had fallen arches. A congressman, R'tJosh! The dangerous age is just any old age above Id?since automobiles came into existence and made it possible for you to go off and get back before anybody misses you. < ii' ii |<iVfi> ill tlii- vU'Iiiiiv will 11 :i \ < .in 11|> ;ui i i1.11 \ to witness Mi-- M.i * I -tail, ! i inohl l? minim* suhjuniloi aiui ' llajuli." hel" w ? ! i: ?: 'i w hi i, .1 oh 11 I : Inn-oil's ("ii? u- ? <?i - in iln- n i r I u-***" iim?- M. Si nk Is 'ho onh animal train* r in tin- w.rld thai <mi' in i ?* i < fling ho u I wiih a savage Ih'iigal U i ' ' >l.n ilnn hi In inus an rniiielv nev. inn- tl.i \ : in n i'.o vml ; ning -)?e?-t a* le. "King Solomon and l^in n of Sin-!.a" to in*, 'niil.ing i-hat tot rari'K at the finish This gtga :it i>' riivus la being i a ns j>**i t*. ?| on an ull-bUol train ' lu* lust word in model*, cimdruct loll. Columbia, Friday, September 28. Truffle ill I he old day i > \ e;t 1 e.i mure evidence of horse Se?i . hu; perhaps it '.vie in '.he ho:'<e Sun Francisco t 'hi oniric. Owiicis ?uf small ear* will rejoice that nn airplane smashed a truck the other day. Florence (Ala.. Herald. W. J. Howry, the Republican candidate for governor 111 1- lorida, says if uiectcd he will donate his salary a publicity campaign to influence 100,000 <lirt farmers to the state. That's what you call a mudslintfini? campaign. Atlanta Constitution. I'"!itiri is *<> i???ni?11 a t ed in t lu* I'nited Stall's df Aim ii .1 t >1 ;> year that t'vci y nowspaai'i is voting to make everybody mad without meaning to do so. Atrhison (ilohe. Haddiettes i Pimping and piquant in flavor, goMrn j brown in color, unique. Evenly smoked | by natural method*. No prcaervativoik ' I Haddiettes Flavory as roast pig, tender as tin 1.1 east of a chicken. Practically Btmelexs. Heady to conk. Approved l?y "Good 1 lotiM-keep* inj;". You'll want it often. 1 c* per lb. 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