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When You Motor in Boston. TV motorist was a stranger in floston'a streets. It was evening. A man approached. "Sir,*' said he, your beacon has ceased jtyl functions." "What?" gaspod the astonished driver. "Your illuminator, 1 say, is shroud ed in unmitigated oblivion." "I don't quite ? " "The effulgence of your irradiator has evanesced." "My dear fellow, J?" "The transversal ether oscillations in your incandenser have been discon tinued." Just then a little newsboy came over and said; ? "Say, mister, yer lamp's out!" * I ft. COLLINS Undertaker and Embalmer AMBULANCE SERVICE Camden, S. C. Telephone ? D*y 41; Night 380 Dr. C. F. Sowell DENTIST (Office Over Bruce'* Store) CAMDEN, S. C. DR. G. C. TRANTHAM DENTIST. - First Floor, Crocker Building PHONE 450. PIANO TUNING Lewis L. Moore 242-W PHONE or 46 CAMDEN, S. C. T. B. BRUtE Veterinarian I yttlcton St., Phone 114. CAMDEN, S. C. DR. R. E. STEVENSON DENTIST Crocker -Building Camden, S. C. r COLUMBIA LUMBER & MANUFACTURING CO. * MILL WORK SASH, DOORS, BLINDS AND LUMBER PLAIN & HtJt ER STS. Phane 71 <, COLUMBIA, S. C. % ROOFING ?Vp have just received car load of LOCK-TOP and SUPER-GIANT ASPHALT SHINGLES Makes a Better Roof for Lets Cost. Mackey Mercantile ?*? r. *' ? , Company Teethina Will Save Mothers Much Trouble "If mother* would *lv? Teethlna to their bub lea I am aurt It will mtv? them much trouble as well us suffer ing," wrlteB Mrs. J. E. McKlnnef, Route 3, Seymour, Texua, "1 lmve two llttlo onos and they had colic, crumps and bowel trouble. 1 save them Teothina with (lne re sults unc) they are both lively und healthy as you please." Mrs. McKlnnoy In but ono among: thousands of triateful mothers all over the land who gladly testify to the sterling qualities of Teethlna In ypvl'evlntf pain and distress Incident Ttf babyhood. Teethlna l? especially valuable for use during teething to reduce Inflammation of the gums and leveriHh conditions. Teethlna Is ?o.ld by all drugc^t*.' or send 30c to ihe Mnffott Labora tories, Columbus, C?a., for a paekasjo and a free booklet about babies. OLDEST BUILDING FOUND. History of Babylonia Moves Back 1,000 Years. Philadelphia, Feb. 17. ? The oldest building in the world still standing above ground has been found by the joint expedition of the British muse um, London, and the University Mu seum, ^Hilhdelphia, at Tell El Obeid, Babylonia, four miles from Ur, of the fchaldes of Biblical fame. This was announced tonight by Dr. George B. Gordon, director of the University museum, in making public a report from Dr. C. Leonard Wooley, head of the joint expedition on the banks of the Euphrates. The excavation of this building, a temple, has moved the already -ancient history of Babylonia back another 1,000 years. The building is more than C.0Q0 years old, and its history is far removed. from King Tut-Ankh Amen in the past as the present gen eration is removed from him in known history. Dr. Gordon announced that the ex pedition hasj unearthed remarkable carvings, one of the choicest finds was a small golden sca'raboid head ' in4 scribed with the name of the builder of the temple. King A- An-Ni-Pad-Da of Ur, who reigned 4,500 years he fore Christ. This is the oldest royal jewel known. In the report describing the build ing, Dr. Woolley says in part: "A broad flight of stone steps led to a platform about twenty feet high on the South corner of which* stood the temple proper, its gate tower torn from the stairway. Its facade set back from the edge of the platform so as to leaye a narrow step on which stood a row of statues of bulls sculp tured in the round. These stood some three feet high and were made of thin copper plates beaten up over a wooden core. Their heads were turned out to face the spectator and their horns were of* gold. "Two of these statutes have been recovered, though in bad condition due to the crushing of the metal un der the enormous weight of the brick work which had fallefi and to the enemy hands which had torn off the golden horns. "Of the frieze of cattle lying down we have now a dozen examples. Above them was a frieze of a differ ent sort. Figures carved in white shell or limestone were inlaid against a background of black tesserae. The whole inclosed in a copper frame. Of this we have a complete section in perfect condition. Some show bulls, advancing in solemn procession. The most interesting, a panel four feet long, has on one side a milking scene, cows and their calves, and men milk ing the cows into tall jars. "Found close to this, but- hardly to be connectcd with it, is a limestone' plauq? carved in relief with a mytho logical subject, a man-headed bull on whose back is perched a Hon-headed bird. "An important discovery was that of two columns ten feet high encrust ed with mosaic work in black paste, redstone and mother of pearl. Both had been damaged by thqir fall, it Was found possible to preserve those remarkable columns, if not as they stood in the temple, at least as they : were after they had once fallen from it." Bust of Fin ley. A bronze bust of the late D. E. Fin ley, Congressman from the Fifth dis trict, offered the state by his family, has been accepted by resolution of Ihe General Assembly and will be placed in a suitable place in the state house. Hayes Bus Line CAMDEN ? TO Columbia, Sumter, Biikopville, Hart?ville, Kershaw, Lancaster, Charlotte. % For information Phone 181, Camden Hotel man killing job. Officc of President Involve? Tremen dou? Responsibility. j Of the twenty-nine men who have held the presidential office, two-* Tuft and Mr. Coolidge-- arc ?tU? inK; three -Lincoln, Garfield ant Kinley were struck down by t e a of violence ? twenty-four died froiu ncl ?f tho ac?a dents- -excluding Lincoln, GarfteW and Mc Kinley i? 70 years. _ The shortest-lived of all t presidents was Garfield, who died " ' Tho^ahorteat-Hved of all president, who died natural deaths was James K. l'olk, who lived to bo 53. The longest-lived of all , pre sidents was John Adams, who lived t0 Three' presidents brides John Adams lived to, be 80 or more, rhese were Jefferson, who died at 83, J Madison, who died at 85, an Quincy Adams, who lived to be 90. Presidents who lived to be more than 70 were Monroe, 7 ; n Jackson, 78; Martin Van Buren, 7J, Bay", 10- and GroveV Cleveland, 11. Presidents who died between ages of 60 and 70 were: Washington, 67; William Henry HarriB?nj__ ? Zachary Taylor, 66; Ulysses S^Gralrt, 03; Franklin Pierce, 64; Andrew J son, 66; Benjamin Harrison 61 r Thoo dore Roosevelt, 60; and Woodrow Wll 80 Washington and Wilson lived to be almost exactly the same age? 67. Presidents who died between the aires of 60 and 60 years were: Pglk, 53; I.incoln, 56;. Garfield* 49; Arthur i 66; Mckinley, 58; and Harding, 67. Only two presidents who died ural deaths? Polk and Arthur? fad cd to reach GO. In the first seventy years of the ot flce from Washington to Buchanan -the average age of its occupants at the time of their death was 75. In the last seventy-three years of the office ? from Lincoln to Harding? the average of its. occupants, includ ing the three victims of violence, was 01 years and 9 months. Excepting the ages of Liflcoln, Gar fleld'and McKinley, who died violent deaths, the average age of dead presi dents in this last seventy-three years ?tron\ Lincoln to Harding? is' 64 From this it will be seen that the average of a president's lifetime, .that wa6 75 in the first seventy years of the presidential office, declines to an average of 63 years in the last seven ty-three years of the office, excluding the ages of the three presidents who have not died natural deaths. Represented in percentage, this change shows a decline of exactly 1 per cent. ? ? - " Evidently, the average age ot tne presidents of the United States is fall ing, which may indicate an explana tion in the wear and tear of increas ingly heavy duties of the office that have struck ArtWir down at 56, Roosevelt at 60, Harding at 57, and Wilson at 67.? Louisville Courier Journal. FOR MAYOR. - I hereby announce myself as a can didate for reelection to the office of Mayor and if reelected pledge to the people of Camden the same faithful performance to the duties of the of fice as I have endeavored to live up to for the past two years. Very respectfully, H. G. CARRISON, JR. ? For Alderman Ward Three. I hereby announce myself a candi date for re-election for Alderman for Ward Three in the coming Democrat ic Municipal Primary. J, II. Osborne. For Alderman Ward Four. I hereby annnounce myself as a can didate for re-election to the office of Alderman for Ward Four of the City of Camden in the coming Demo cratic municipal primary. E. C. ZEMP. For Alderman Ward fi. 1 hereby announce myself a candi date for re-election to the office of Alderman from Ward Six, subject to tho rules governing the primary elec tion. W. R. HOUGH. For Alderman Ward One. I hereby announce myself as a can didate for r?v-eleetion to the office of Alderman for Ward One of the City of Camden in the coming Democratic Municipal Primary. W. L. JACKSON. For Alderman Ward Two. To the Voters of Ward Two: At the snggestion of friends, I hereby announce myself a candidate for Alderman from Ward Two, sub ject to the rules of the Democratic Primary. ; OSCAR J. SMYRL. For Aldarman Ward 5. I hereby announce myself as a can didate for re-election to the office of Alderman from Ward 6 of the City of Camden, subject to the rules of the coming municipal primary. D. O. HOUSER. Wauts-For Sale BATTERY SERVICE ? We are still located on West l)eKalb Street, nt same old stand, where we will be glad to give you battery service. Heard's Battery Service, Camden, S< C. 48-50-pd Ft)R RENT ' ? Attractive apartment for rent, living room, dining room, kitchen, bedroom with sleeping porch on South. All furnished. Apply lf>0i> Pair Street, Camden, S. C. -IKsb WANTED ? We pay highest prices for all kinds of junk, old iron ami brass. Also buy wrecked automo biles. Apply at Snyder's Store, Camden, S. C. 48sb FOR SALE ? One 'good serviceable mare mule, seven years olid, work anywhere. Apply to II. G. Carri .? son, Jr., Agent, Cairtden, S.C. 48-sb. FOR SALE. ? One six-room bunga low, with all modern conveniences. Well located. Address "Bungalow" car.e of Camden Chronicle, Cam den, S. C. 48-60-pd LOST ? One small black silk handbag, with silver clasp. Calling cards with name of Mrs. Henry Doubleday Waters on" same. Also contains small purse with sum of money and bunch of keys. Liberal reward if returned to desk nt Kirkwood Hotel, Camden, S. C. FOR SALE ? Eggs for setting from . Buff Leghorns, Brown Leghorns, White Leghorns and Rhode Island Reds. $1.60 per setting of fifteen. Apply to J. B. Zemp, Camden, S. C. FOR SALE ? One pure bred, big boned Poland China Boar, two years _ old._ Apply.- to Mrs. M. W.. Hough, Camden, S. C. 47-49-pd FOR SALE- ? cheap, one New Per fection Oil Stove, four burners, practically new. Call Phoe 424. 47-48-pd. JUST RECEIVED? Gar load Corru gated Roofiing, all lengths. Springs & Shannon, Camden, S. C. 47sb FOR SALE ? Fifty gallons ribbon cane syrup in one gallon cans, $1.00 per gallon. Apply to. J. E. Jones, Camden postoffice. . 47tf FOR SALE ? Pure Cleveland Big Boll Cotton Seed. $1.50 peb bushel. Ap ply to Clarkson Bros, LugofF, S. C. 51pd. JUST RECEIVED? One car load of No. 2 White Feed Corn. ? Springs & Shannon, Camden, S. C. 47sb LOST--Pansy-8liaped enameled brooch with diamond center. Lost about two weeks ago. Liberal reward . if returned to The Chronicle Office, Camden, S. C. 47-48-sb JUST RECEIVED ? Onti car load of White Corn. ? Springs & Shannon, Camden, S.' C. , 47sb JUST RECEIVED? Car. load Burt Oats. ? Springs & Shannon, Cam den, S. C. * 47sb FOR SALE ? 1 Triumph Incubator, 260?gg size. Used once. Also 1 Marvel coal burning Brooder, 50 to 1,000 chick size. Reason for selling we are installing larger sizes. Price, $38.50 together, or $19.75 each. Apply, Pelzer McLure, Heath Springs, S. C., Rt. No. 4. 46-49-pd. FOR SALE ? Nearly 2 acres West cor ner Church and King streets, barn and old house. Five minutes walk to towrfc Price $875. William G. Evans, 607 Second Avenue West, near Howard St., Spokane, Wash. 4G-50-pd. LET US TAKE CARE of your Bat terv troubles. Kershaw Motor Co. 45-tf CAR WON'T START? Phone 140 for Battery Service. No charges for trips in town. Kershaw Motor Co. 45-tf FOR BATTERY SERVICE? Kershaw Motor Company. 45tf MONEY TO LOAN? I am prepared to negotiate loans on approved Real Estate Mortgages. E. D. Blake ney, Attorney, Camden, S. C. 45tf CALL The Ever Ready Pressing Club for cleaning, pressing, altering and repairs. Phone 159-J. Prompt ser vice, reasonable price. J. S. Gam ble, Proprietor, 859 Broad Street, Cajnden, S. C. 38tf WANTED ? Men or women to take orders for genuine guaranteed hos iery for men, women and children; eliminates darning. Salary, $75 a week full time; $1.50 an hour spare time. Cottons, heathers, silks. In ternational Stocking Mills, Norris town, Pa. 41-50sb WANTED ? Poplar, Ash, and Cypress standing timber. Will figure with you on any size tract. Give full details in first letter. Hoffman Lumber Company, Columbia, S. C. 35tf DR M. HARKAVY Graduate Veterinarian Special Attention to Dogs Offle* at (i**. T. Ltttk'i Stabiea . PHONE: OfSce 1M Riiiiiiti 325-W Hermitage Community New*. Camden, S. C., Feb. 26.? On Satur day evening, February 23rd, Mr. S. L. Crolley, the popular superintendent Of the mill entertained the overseers and section men at a chicken supper at his home. After enjoying all the good eats prepared a very delightful evening was spent telling stories of boyhood days. Mr. II. O. Burns kept every one in good spirits by his witty stories. Those present were: 1>. C. I-e'wis, H. O. Burns, E. C. K.iley, G. A. Barnes, L. E. Myers, 1). L. Jones, Curtis Crolley, C. N. Lominac, ami \V. T. Mattox. There is a feeling of good fellowship between the over seers and the superintendent and those delightful occasions arc always enjoyed. MisH Edith Eddings and, brother Clyde are visiting their parents at St. George, S, C. Mrs! Nora Pearson and Miss Dessle McLondon haye returned from Dar lington where they visited Mrs. Pear son's brother, S. M. Crolley. Mrs. Knight and son, of Mt. Holly, N. C., are visiting the former's sister, Mrs. Smith. We are glad to have Mr. and Mrs. Dewey Jones' with us again. They come to us from Columbus, Ga. Mr. J. G. Lindsay spent the week end with Archie Morris. On last Friday afternoon ?the Busy Bee Club girls went on a hike. After tho long walk lunch was spread by the leader, Mrs. G. E. Crolley, and enjoy ed by all. . Messrs. J. F. Nelson and J. C. Ken lington motored to Hartavllle Sunday ind spent the day. Mr. K. B. PittH spent Wednesday at Bessemer City, North Carolina, on business, Some Speed Record*. A negro preacher had in his congre gation an old darkey who on every oc casion backed up the preacher's re marks with the word "Amen." During a Hormon one night this preacher was recounting the different modes of transportation successively used by mjm. Preacher: l)e bawd made man an' put him on de earth with two legs an' man could Walk fo' or five miles a hour. Old Darkey: (In a low voice) Amen. Preacher: Den man caught him ti horse an trained him to ride an he.' could ride ten or twelve" miles a hour. Old Darkly: (In a slightly louder tone) Amen. Preacher: llut din wuzn't fast enough, so man made a train an' put it on a wooden track an' den he could go thurty miles an hour. Old Darkey: (In a yet louder voice) Amen! Preacher: Still man wuzn't satis fied. He put de train on a steel track an' went ninety miles a hour. Old Darkey: (Getting excited) Amen! Preacher: An' now jes' you look at wut he done gone went and do. He built hisself a airplane an' he kin go two hundred miles a hour. Old Darkey: (Entirely forgetting himself) Hot damn!! An invitation A BANK BOOK IS AN INVITA TION TO SUCCESS TO STOP AT YOUR HOUSE. Loan & Savings Bank CAPITAL $100,008.0? _ _ /> . 4 Per Cent. Paid on Savings Deposits JUST RECEIVED NEW SHIPMENT Hackney, Tyson & Jones and Carolina Buggies. HACKNEY WAGONS Horses and Mules Harness and Saddlery of all kinds. GEORGE T. LITTLE SHOES REPAIRED WE HAVE A COMPLETE SHOE REPAtRING OUT FIT IN REAR OF OUR STORE, WHERE WORK IS DONE PROMPTLY AND SATISFACTORILY. LOMANSKY BROS. njsde*- ? ' We will mII you now ihon or fix your old k? A?Crtr.