The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, February 29, 1924, Image 7
When You Motor in Boston.
TV motorist was a stranger in
floston'a streets. It was evening. A
man approached. "Sir,*' said he,
your beacon has ceased jtyl functions."
"What?" gaspod the astonished
driver.
"Your illuminator, 1 say, is shroud
ed in unmitigated oblivion."
"I don't quite ? "
"The effulgence of your irradiator
has evanesced."
"My dear fellow, J?"
"The transversal ether oscillations
in your incandenser have been discon
tinued."
Just then a little newsboy came
over and said;
? "Say, mister, yer lamp's out!"
*
I ft. COLLINS
Undertaker and Embalmer
AMBULANCE SERVICE
Camden, S. C.
Telephone ? D*y 41; Night 380
Dr. C. F. Sowell
DENTIST
(Office Over Bruce'* Store)
CAMDEN, S. C.
DR. G. C. TRANTHAM
DENTIST. -
First Floor, Crocker Building
PHONE 450.
PIANO TUNING
Lewis L. Moore
242-W PHONE or 46
CAMDEN, S. C.
T. B. BRUtE
Veterinarian
I yttlcton St., Phone 114.
CAMDEN, S. C.
DR. R. E. STEVENSON
DENTIST
Crocker -Building
Camden, S. C. r
COLUMBIA LUMBER &
MANUFACTURING CO.
* MILL WORK
SASH, DOORS, BLINDS
AND LUMBER
PLAIN & HtJt ER STS. Phane 71
<, COLUMBIA, S. C. %
ROOFING
?Vp have just received
car load of
LOCK-TOP
and
SUPER-GIANT
ASPHALT
SHINGLES
Makes a Better Roof
for Lets Cost.
Mackey
Mercantile
?*? r. *' ? ,
Company
Teethina Will
Save Mothers
Much Trouble
"If mother* would *lv? Teethlna
to their bub lea I am aurt It will mtv?
them much trouble as well us suffer
ing," wrlteB Mrs. J. E. McKlnnef,
Route 3, Seymour, Texua,
"1 lmve two llttlo onos and they
had colic, crumps and bowel trouble.
1 save them Teothina with (lne re
sults unc) they are both lively und
healthy as you please."
Mrs. McKlnnoy In but ono among:
thousands of triateful mothers all
over the land who gladly testify to
the sterling qualities of Teethlna In
ypvl'evlntf pain and distress Incident
Ttf babyhood. Teethlna l? especially
valuable for use during teething to
reduce Inflammation of the gums and
leveriHh conditions.
Teethlna Is ?o.ld by all drugc^t*.'
or send 30c to ihe Mnffott Labora
tories, Columbus, C?a., for a paekasjo
and a free booklet about babies.
OLDEST BUILDING FOUND.
History of Babylonia Moves Back
1,000 Years.
Philadelphia, Feb. 17. ? The oldest
building in the world still standing
above ground has been found by the
joint expedition of the British muse
um, London, and the University Mu
seum, ^Hilhdelphia, at Tell El Obeid,
Babylonia, four miles from Ur, of the
fchaldes of Biblical fame.
This was announced tonight by Dr.
George B. Gordon, director of the
University museum, in making public
a report from Dr. C. Leonard Wooley,
head of the joint expedition on the
banks of the Euphrates.
The excavation of this building, a
temple, has moved the already -ancient
history of Babylonia back another
1,000 years. The building is more
than C.0Q0 years old, and its history
is far removed. from King Tut-Ankh
Amen in the past as the present gen
eration is removed from him in known
history.
Dr. Gordon announced that the ex
pedition hasj unearthed remarkable
carvings, one of the choicest finds was
a small golden sca'raboid head ' in4
scribed with the name of the builder
of the temple. King A- An-Ni-Pad-Da
of Ur, who reigned 4,500 years he
fore Christ. This is the oldest royal
jewel known.
In the report describing the build
ing, Dr. Woolley says in part:
"A broad flight of stone steps led
to a platform about twenty feet high
on the South corner of which* stood
the temple proper, its gate tower torn
from the stairway. Its facade set
back from the edge of the platform
so as to leaye a narrow step on which
stood a row of statues of bulls sculp
tured in the round. These stood some
three feet high and were made of thin
copper plates beaten up over a wooden
core. Their heads were turned out to
face the spectator and their horns
were of* gold.
"Two of these statutes have been
recovered, though in bad condition
due to the crushing of the metal un
der the enormous weight of the brick
work which had fallefi and to the
enemy hands which had torn off the
golden horns.
"Of the frieze of cattle lying down
we have now a dozen examples.
Above them was a frieze of a differ
ent sort. Figures carved in white
shell or limestone were inlaid against
a background of black tesserae. The
whole inclosed in a copper frame. Of
this we have a complete section in
perfect condition. Some show bulls,
advancing in solemn procession. The
most interesting, a panel four feet
long, has on one side a milking scene,
cows and their calves, and men milk
ing the cows into tall jars.
"Found close to this, but- hardly to
be connectcd with it, is a limestone'
plauq? carved in relief with a mytho
logical subject, a man-headed bull on
whose back is perched a Hon-headed
bird.
"An important discovery was that
of two columns ten feet high encrust
ed with mosaic work in black paste,
redstone and mother of pearl. Both
had been damaged by thqir fall, it
Was found possible to preserve those
remarkable columns, if not as they
stood in the temple, at least as they :
were after they had once fallen from
it."
Bust of Fin ley.
A bronze bust of the late D. E. Fin
ley, Congressman from the Fifth dis
trict, offered the state by his family,
has been accepted by resolution of Ihe
General Assembly and will be placed
in a suitable place in the state house.
Hayes Bus Line
CAMDEN
? TO
Columbia, Sumter,
Biikopville, Hart?ville,
Kershaw, Lancaster,
Charlotte.
%
For information
Phone 181, Camden Hotel
man killing job.
Officc of President Involve? Tremen
dou? Responsibility. j
Of the twenty-nine men who have
held the presidential office, two-*
Tuft and Mr. Coolidge-- arc ?tU?
inK; three -Lincoln, Garfield ant
Kinley were struck down by t e a
of violence ? twenty-four died froiu
ncl ?f tho ac?a
dents- -excluding Lincoln, GarfteW
and Mc Kinley i? 70 years. _
The shortest-lived of all t
presidents was Garfield, who died
" ' Tho^ahorteat-Hved of all president,
who died natural deaths was James
K. l'olk, who lived to bo 53.
The longest-lived of all ,
pre sidents was John Adams, who lived
t0 Three' presidents brides John
Adams lived to, be 80 or more, rhese
were Jefferson, who died at 83, J
Madison, who died at 85, an
Quincy Adams, who lived to be 90.
Presidents who lived to be more
than 70 were Monroe, 7 ; n
Jackson, 78; Martin Van Buren, 7J,
Bay", 10- and GroveV Cleveland, 11.
Presidents who died between
ages of 60 and 70 were: Washington,
67; William Henry HarriB?nj__ ?
Zachary Taylor, 66; Ulysses S^Gralrt,
03; Franklin Pierce, 64; Andrew J
son, 66; Benjamin Harrison 61 r Thoo
dore Roosevelt, 60; and Woodrow Wll
80 Washington and Wilson lived to be
almost exactly the same age? 67.
Presidents who died between the
aires of 60 and 60 years were: Pglk,
53; I.incoln, 56;. Garfield* 49; Arthur
i 66; Mckinley, 58; and Harding, 67.
Only two presidents who died
ural deaths? Polk and Arthur? fad
cd to reach GO.
In the first seventy years of the ot
flce from Washington to Buchanan
-the average age of its occupants at
the time of their death was 75.
In the last seventy-three years of
the office ? from Lincoln to Harding?
the average of its. occupants, includ
ing the three victims of violence, was
01 years and 9 months.
Excepting the ages of Liflcoln, Gar
fleld'and McKinley, who died violent
deaths, the average age of dead presi
dents in this last seventy-three years
?tron\ Lincoln to Harding? is' 64
From this it will be seen that the
average of a president's lifetime, .that
wa6 75 in the first seventy years of
the presidential office, declines to an
average of 63 years in the last seven
ty-three years of the office, excluding
the ages of the three presidents who
have not died natural deaths.
Represented in percentage, this
change shows a decline of exactly 1
per cent. ? ? - "
Evidently, the average age ot tne
presidents of the United States is fall
ing, which may indicate an explana
tion in the wear and tear of increas
ingly heavy duties of the office that
have struck ArtWir down at 56,
Roosevelt at 60, Harding at 57, and
Wilson at 67.? Louisville Courier
Journal.
FOR MAYOR.
- I hereby announce myself as a can
didate for reelection to the office of
Mayor and if reelected pledge to the
people of Camden the same faithful
performance to the duties of the of
fice as I have endeavored to live up to
for the past two years.
Very respectfully,
H. G. CARRISON, JR.
? For Alderman Ward Three.
I hereby announce myself a candi
date for re-election for Alderman for
Ward Three in the coming Democrat
ic Municipal Primary.
J, II. Osborne.
For Alderman Ward Four.
I hereby annnounce myself as a can
didate for re-election to the office of
Alderman for Ward Four of the
City of Camden in the coming Demo
cratic municipal primary.
E. C. ZEMP.
For Alderman Ward fi.
1 hereby announce myself a candi
date for re-election to the office of
Alderman from Ward Six, subject to
tho rules governing the primary elec
tion. W. R. HOUGH.
For Alderman Ward One.
I hereby announce myself as a can
didate for r?v-eleetion to the office of
Alderman for Ward One of the City of
Camden in the coming Democratic
Municipal Primary.
W. L. JACKSON.
For Alderman Ward Two.
To the Voters of Ward Two:
At the snggestion of friends, I
hereby announce myself a candidate
for Alderman from Ward Two, sub
ject to the rules of the Democratic
Primary. ;
OSCAR J. SMYRL.
For Aldarman Ward 5.
I hereby announce myself as a can
didate for re-election to the office of
Alderman from Ward 6 of the City of
Camden, subject to the rules of the
coming municipal primary.
D. O. HOUSER.
Wauts-For Sale
BATTERY SERVICE ? We are still
located on West l)eKalb Street, nt
same old stand, where we will be
glad to give you battery service.
Heard's Battery Service, Camden,
S< C. 48-50-pd
Ft)R RENT ' ? Attractive apartment
for rent, living room, dining room,
kitchen, bedroom with sleeping
porch on South. All furnished.
Apply lf>0i> Pair Street, Camden,
S. C. -IKsb
WANTED ? We pay highest prices
for all kinds of junk, old iron ami
brass. Also buy wrecked automo
biles. Apply at Snyder's Store,
Camden, S. C. 48sb
FOR SALE ? One 'good serviceable
mare mule, seven years olid, work
anywhere. Apply to II. G. Carri
.? son, Jr., Agent, Cairtden, S.C.
48-sb.
FOR SALE. ? One six-room bunga
low, with all modern conveniences.
Well located. Address "Bungalow"
car.e of Camden Chronicle, Cam
den, S. C. 48-60-pd
LOST ? One small black silk handbag,
with silver clasp. Calling cards with
name of Mrs. Henry Doubleday
Waters on" same. Also contains
small purse with sum of money and
bunch of keys. Liberal reward if
returned to desk nt Kirkwood Hotel,
Camden, S. C.
FOR SALE ? Eggs for setting from
. Buff Leghorns, Brown Leghorns,
White Leghorns and Rhode Island
Reds. $1.60 per setting of fifteen.
Apply to J. B. Zemp, Camden, S. C.
FOR SALE ? One pure bred, big
boned Poland China Boar, two years
_ old._ Apply.- to Mrs. M. W.. Hough,
Camden, S. C. 47-49-pd
FOR SALE- ? cheap, one New Per
fection Oil Stove, four burners,
practically new. Call Phoe 424.
47-48-pd.
JUST RECEIVED? Gar load Corru
gated Roofiing, all lengths. Springs
& Shannon, Camden, S. C. 47sb
FOR SALE ? Fifty gallons ribbon
cane syrup in one gallon cans, $1.00
per gallon. Apply to. J. E. Jones,
Camden postoffice. . 47tf
FOR SALE ? Pure Cleveland Big Boll
Cotton Seed. $1.50 peb bushel. Ap
ply to Clarkson Bros, LugofF, S. C.
51pd.
JUST RECEIVED? One car load of
No. 2 White Feed Corn. ? Springs &
Shannon, Camden, S. C. 47sb
LOST--Pansy-8liaped enameled brooch
with diamond center. Lost about
two weeks ago. Liberal reward . if
returned to The Chronicle Office,
Camden, S. C. 47-48-sb
JUST RECEIVED ? Onti car load of
White Corn. ? Springs & Shannon,
Camden, S.' C. , 47sb
JUST RECEIVED? Car. load Burt
Oats. ? Springs & Shannon, Cam
den, S. C. * 47sb
FOR SALE ? 1 Triumph Incubator,
260?gg size. Used once. Also 1
Marvel coal burning Brooder, 50 to
1,000 chick size. Reason for selling
we are installing larger sizes.
Price, $38.50 together, or $19.75
each. Apply, Pelzer McLure, Heath
Springs, S. C., Rt. No. 4.
46-49-pd.
FOR SALE ? Nearly 2 acres West cor
ner Church and King streets, barn
and old house. Five minutes walk
to towrfc Price $875. William G.
Evans, 607 Second Avenue West,
near Howard St., Spokane, Wash.
4G-50-pd.
LET US TAKE CARE of your Bat
terv troubles. Kershaw Motor Co.
45-tf
CAR WON'T START? Phone 140 for
Battery Service. No charges for
trips in town. Kershaw Motor Co.
45-tf
FOR BATTERY SERVICE? Kershaw
Motor Company. 45tf
MONEY TO LOAN? I am prepared
to negotiate loans on approved Real
Estate Mortgages. E. D. Blake
ney, Attorney, Camden, S. C.
45tf
CALL The Ever Ready Pressing Club
for cleaning, pressing, altering and
repairs. Phone 159-J. Prompt ser
vice, reasonable price. J. S. Gam
ble, Proprietor, 859 Broad Street,
Cajnden, S. C. 38tf
WANTED ? Men or women to take
orders for genuine guaranteed hos
iery for men, women and children;
eliminates darning. Salary, $75 a
week full time; $1.50 an hour spare
time. Cottons, heathers, silks. In
ternational Stocking Mills, Norris
town, Pa. 41-50sb
WANTED ? Poplar, Ash, and Cypress
standing timber. Will figure with
you on any size tract. Give full
details in first letter. Hoffman
Lumber Company, Columbia, S. C.
35tf
DR M. HARKAVY
Graduate Veterinarian
Special Attention to Dogs
Offle* at (i**. T. Ltttk'i Stabiea
. PHONE: OfSce 1M
Riiiiiiti 325-W
Hermitage Community New*.
Camden, S. C., Feb. 26.? On Satur
day evening, February 23rd, Mr. S. L.
Crolley, the popular superintendent
Of the mill entertained the overseers
and section men at a chicken supper
at his home. After enjoying all the
good eats prepared a very delightful
evening was spent telling stories of
boyhood days. Mr. II. O. Burns kept
every one in good spirits by his witty
stories. Those present were: 1>. C.
I-e'wis, H. O. Burns, E. C. K.iley, G. A.
Barnes, L. E. Myers, 1). L. Jones,
Curtis Crolley, C. N. Lominac, ami
\V. T. Mattox. There is a feeling of
good fellowship between the over
seers and the superintendent and
those delightful occasions arc always
enjoyed.
MisH Edith Eddings and, brother
Clyde are visiting their parents at St.
George, S, C.
Mrs! Nora Pearson and Miss Dessle
McLondon haye returned from Dar
lington where they visited Mrs. Pear
son's brother, S. M. Crolley.
Mrs. Knight and son, of Mt. Holly,
N. C., are visiting the former's sister,
Mrs. Smith.
We are glad to have Mr. and Mrs.
Dewey Jones' with us again. They
come to us from Columbus, Ga.
Mr. J. G. Lindsay spent the week
end with Archie Morris.
On last Friday afternoon ?the Busy
Bee Club girls went on a hike. After
tho long walk lunch was spread by the
leader, Mrs. G. E. Crolley, and enjoy
ed by all. .
Messrs. J. F. Nelson and J. C. Ken
lington motored to Hartavllle Sunday
ind spent the day.
Mr. K. B. PittH spent Wednesday at
Bessemer City, North Carolina, on
business,
Some Speed Record*.
A negro preacher had in his congre
gation an old darkey who on every oc
casion backed up the preacher's re
marks with the word "Amen."
During a Hormon one night this
preacher was recounting the different
modes of transportation successively
used by mjm.
Preacher: l)e bawd made man an'
put him on de earth with two legs an'
man could Walk fo' or five miles a
hour.
Old Darkey: (In a low voice) Amen.
Preacher: Den man caught him ti
horse an trained him to ride an he.'
could ride ten or twelve" miles a hour.
Old Darkly: (In a slightly louder
tone) Amen.
Preacher: llut din wuzn't fast
enough, so man made a train an' put
it on a wooden track an' den he could
go thurty miles an hour.
Old Darkey: (In a yet louder voice)
Amen!
Preacher: Still man wuzn't satis
fied. He put de train on a steel track
an' went ninety miles a hour.
Old Darkey: (Getting excited)
Amen!
Preacher: An' now jes' you look at
wut he done gone went and do. He
built hisself a airplane an' he kin go
two hundred miles a hour.
Old Darkey: (Entirely forgetting
himself) Hot damn!!
An invitation
A BANK BOOK IS AN INVITA
TION TO SUCCESS TO STOP AT
YOUR HOUSE.
Loan & Savings Bank
CAPITAL $100,008.0?
_ _ /> .
4 Per Cent. Paid on Savings Deposits
JUST RECEIVED
NEW SHIPMENT
Hackney, Tyson & Jones
and Carolina Buggies.
HACKNEY WAGONS
Horses and Mules
Harness and Saddlery of
all kinds.
GEORGE T. LITTLE
SHOES REPAIRED
WE HAVE A COMPLETE SHOE REPAtRING OUT
FIT IN REAR OF OUR STORE, WHERE WORK IS
DONE PROMPTLY AND SATISFACTORILY.
LOMANSKY BROS.
njsde*- ? '
We will mII you now ihon or fix your old
k? A?Crtr.