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Thrifty Welsh Fermtrg. In Wales, when the farmer* want 'woodplgoon* to make a dainty dl?h they are nald to climb the tree* while the bird* are young and tie the legs of the nestling* to a neighboring bough, The parent* then feed then) till th?y are quite grown, when the farmer's boy clluiba the tree again, Had plump birds are *ecur?d for sup* per with a mini mum of trouble Too Good an Excuser. A young man, having broken an ap pointment with Doctor Franklin, came to him tlx* following day and made a very handsome upoiogy for his ab aeiice it*- watt proceeding when t h ?* doctor Mopped him wit it: 'My good boy, say no more; you have mild too much already; for the man who Ih ho good at making an eicO?e in seldom |DQd a i anything 1 f <? He Knew the Reason. ''What nnikes tin Knglishman weft I li mono! l<-"' \\ c|| (cjilii'd I'lute I'ete, "I have bee.n t <?l?i that dlploirti^cy Ik something like it poker game I oil i o taught an Knglishman (0 play i poker, and beljey** rue, won, therein j nothing like a monocle to prevent a Muk'h facial expression from h 1 1 p ping," - Washington Star: When Packing China. (let a number of stout boxes, one. fitting Id the ottyer. afid .1 quantity ul excejulor. Put but a few placet) in each box and embed these In the yrap ping material. Place each \nw inside one larger one, ami pack tightly around each one, ho that they are well wedged In The outside box may tlt*ii bo marked and wont Bafely on Its way ' .? . Simple Cure for Headache. One of the quickest known ways of dispelling a headache in to give Home of the muscles? ? those of the legs, for instance? a little hard, sharp work to do. The reason Is obvious. Muscular exertion llUahea the parts engaged In It, and ho depletes the brain. When; your head aches take a stiff walk or; a abHrt bicycle ride. Marks End of Childhood. Children pass out of a Hinge? open, beautiful, exquisitely simple ? into si lences and dlseretions beneath an Imposed and artificial life And they are lost. Out. of the finished, eu refill, watchful, restrained man and woman no child emerges again. "The Pas sionate Friends. " Easy for Johnnie, ".Johnnie," said the teacher of u metaphysical class, "can you give me a familiar example of the human body as it adapts itself to changed , rendi tions?" " Ve'ssuni," said Johnnie; "my aunt gained f>o pounds in a year ami her skin ncv'er*cracked." The Surest Thing' For Skin Diseases It 's .no <1 isg c;i Id . rout 1'iU't < rzema .1 ml it may not 1 ??? nec essary li> con ? i n Hi- to suffer. Skin . ? <1 Ihoii s?? is out' of tin1 most difficult problem# of ttledi ra I sclonee. Wholo ? I i braries have boon written on tlu* treat ment., but if von are suffering you 1 1 o no) jh'?m| 1 1 i ?? symptoms doner! bod \ on know all about I hat. Most eases of skin diseases are Ourablo some are not. Wltepe aiiyt Jiiim ran cure, oi file! e Vou ran dcpeml upon Nyal's Eczema Lotion ? ? it *?* t < ? | )n the intotrrUble itrbiiiti anil |m i mils s 1 1 m ? | ) . ilooii atso lor tetter. tiaibers iirli. riim sv or in. <|r> or t.ral\ skin, ami i \ \ poiMon i ii i; \ |ili ?e hot tie for $| .Oil. \Yhate\er a ?on<| di'it.u store oilK'lit to have and mam' things that other drim storeys don't keep you'fi find here. t'ome to us first and you'll $;et what you want. CAMDEN DRUG COMPANY SAVE THE HORSE If you could take out an in surance policy that; would guarantee your "horse or mule against co/i'c t'oi fifty Cents you would hurry t ? ? do so. would'nt you'.' Dr. Boyd's Sure Pop Colic Remedy is colic insurant**' in drop form. GO drops instanth rnicvt's est cast*. Priro ;??>?? and ai><>ttU\ No drenching1. Kosults tfuarim toed or money v? funded by For Saic by Zemp & DePass, Camden, S. C. Alhti of th? Great. Tb# city republic of Florence gutto ff#d 1 1 4 * i famous <bad |it Sautn CfOi'0, ?u\. i lit- ill 1 .1 1 (i ii i. i In ' I ?;i ill ??. I Vt lit it'll iiimI llfiglimd (lit* iiiodo WesinPnsier ii|aIh!> the l mi iul place c if NUi'll lllji'll (IK < .'hit licer. Spoil \ xcr. New Ion I ?, 1 1' \\ III and Teini.v I bc?hleH II l>(lU< I do/.ell of kill-" Kill ill Vincricu f III* iikIm"- of lll?? jir4??|| IIIV ?tendered far rtlhl w )?!?? , Washington ii'f|> :i I M'miiiI \eruoii. Nil.; l-iinulii at Spi i iifj lit'lii. ill. rin* fonib of I'iiill JOIIOW Is llll ilMpIl li (loll Id students ill the i i.i v ii I . i . . i < l? ? i it > fj I \ hiiii polls I ' i ?< * rdeeps hi Maltimoro; Mark Twain .it I'liiili'ii. N V.; ,\ lex ii udor 1 1 ii mi Ii on In old Trinity ? ?hurchynrd. #iirrouuded h\ tow crJnu *ky?orap?rw which embody i 1 1 v philosophy of life II ml gO.fr eminent, i 1 1 ? < i a mi l Ii ii 'h vyu> t In- lu-stv Kug I ; ii m I ii in I h'Jorwiice make thing* handier for ilif I ? ? 1 1 1 1 I . I mi I Ik In- 1 1 ? i ? < lih'f per son lo consider? SI me our lioroo* come ft urn ii 1 1 tlii< hi ml is it not hex! tilth i heir ashes IV turn to iI.ii- soil fioin which they spring. till youth In every neighborhood has hoiim' reminder of public service ii mi noble work V --C'lil en go .lourrisi I The Torment of Cold. i thank heaven that I know wjiut It Is to be cold, lo he colli from the crown of I lie head lo . t In* Hole of the foot, to he colli from the cuticle in to the hen rt. unit froin the heart to the soul, ) tlutlil: heaven for it, boeauKe. knowing thin, I have a new revelation ??f ?tn? fmwrtbtHt.r nt jmffortnpr, nnd I mn able |o It ii< I M paradise in ii eoniinon wood lire. Knowing tlds, I declare to you tliere Ih not a more pinhole siglil in the wbrhl than a poor man who Ik thor oughly eohj from week to week. It Ih tiro refinement of torture. If does not gnaw I i k ?? . hunger, which present I v becomes a sort of * Insanity and relieves itself, It Is n dead, mi blest, ley torment. I used to see men In the army whose silent endurance of ? cold brought mole tears to my eyes than all the hunger ami all the wounds - Sidney I, aider A Candidate's Revenge* French electors occasionally have some home truth* thrown at them by candidates who fall to secure enough votes At 0(10 gofioTal eloelidli M. Al bell Nnnnand. a chemist and druggist, who was a candhlnto for deputy from Mpjitagno, received only six votes and issued- an address thanking "the six electors -.'.who showed their confidence in me. They are The only solvent citizens In the constituency, arid 1 bet: to assure them of my esteem. As for t lie others. I hereby give lliem notice that .ill fll tut'e all attempts to obtain credit .'it my establishment will be relentlessly refused. I MH'lng the- last nine, years they have lobbed me of about 1(K) francs in I ? ; i ? 1 debts, which I have taken no steps to recover ' S'et when an -opportunity is afforded of showing their appreciation of my leniency. I meet Willi the basest Ingratitude" Carlyle and London's Noises. I No oik? Ii;:s ever inveighed against ! (Ik> noises i?t" l.iMid??:i with surti pit' | i tureSque ? -i ?? i ?lui^ is as Thomas t 'arlyie. I WImmj Augustus Ilaro met liiin for the ' i first thin* at a dinner- given l?v Lady 1 I . k , ? Marian Alloi'd in<?sl <>f t 'uiiylc's con : verSatlon r;i 1 1 upon the sufferings at j ? taclicd i i > :i London ri'sjdeuce, "That j | w 1 1 i?- M 1 1 1 ? * -world torments nit' in most," j i I if iiio.'iijvd. "is the awful t-onfusion of j ! noise it is the devil's own infernal din i j all I ho .blessed d;iy long. confounding j : (.'od's works :i nd liis creatures a truly I awful hell like combination. and worst of all is a railway whistle, like the screech tif 10,000 cats and overy oat of tlioin as big as a cathedral." Against this diatribe may he sot the fact that I Carlylo spent the last forty-seven years . of his life in London without any coin j pulsion to live there. Helping His Temper. The sun was blinding, clouds of dust were blowing everywhere. ami .lones t was most decidedly off his gaipe. It j really "put the lid on it-' when, just ! as he was struggling to play Ida ball out of a quarry, a- benevolent old lady passed by with a companion. She halted in evident surprise and pointed with her umbrella at the earnest golf ' or "Dear me. my love."- she remarked in audible tones, "what a very respect ably dressed man that Is breaking ! stones!"? Argonaut. Ho Admired Her Judgment; !>lie ? Oh. Fred, dear, you are so no ! bio. so generous, so handsome, so ehiv I alrous. so much the superior of every man I meet, I can't help loving you. ! Now. what can you see in plain little | ine to admire? lie? Oh. 1 don't know, i -dear, but you certainly have very good j judgment- ? I /ondon Tit-Hits. She Kniw. \ The teacher had given the class a | I talk on household pests. "What, now, is the greatest foe the j housewife has?" he asked. Up went one little hand. "All right. Mary, what is it?" "A husband." came the quick reply.- \ Philadelphia ledger. ? Away From Horn*. "lie is one <>f those near vegetar ians." "What is a near vegetarian?" "He never eats meat except when he is invited out."? Pittsburgh Press. Fores of Habit. "Why did she want to set her hus band's will aside?" ?> "Merely because it was her hus band's and she had got In the habit of setting it aside."? Houston P?w?t. We must not take the faults of our youth into oar old age. for old age bring* with it it* trim rtrfern? -- Ooether FINE LACES of all kinds require safe and careful treatment. We have a special Department for this work, in charge of experts. Lace Gowns, Robes, Wraps, Collars and Neckwear, Bed Sets, Doilies, Center Pieces, Etc. FOOTER'S DYE WORKS A I way 8 SafeHt find Best CUMBERLAND, - . MARYLAND PUT YOUR MONEY INTO A NEW HOME TUle year and mnkl it earn you happlnuwH aha contentment. Can't get awny from the fact Hint the homo la the maln?tay of thlu great country of our# ftnd never will there he a time whan you euii 'huy the kind of lumhov w? are belling for lea* money. We htve pn IWUJiil t i>*< jalOMt Jot of flooring, ceiling aud Hid ing, made from genuine Long Leaf IMne, that it l? poutdhle t?> mHnufflOture a 11 <1 w i* arc offering it at euch low prlcea, you will he iturprUed aIho h full u?Hoitm?mt of training flMft. BRING IN YOU It m n ) 10 PRINTS and LKT i:b norm' WITH YOlJ ON SAHH, DOOHH AND Bt?IND8 AND A 1,1, MIDI. WOK K KOIl ANY W6ltK ( ()NTI0M I'DATIOI). We are furnlah lug thin in Dong Deaf IMne at name prices other* auk for filhort Deaf. < w,. gre ready any time ><? talk gbout your DuuiixT need*. DAVIDSON LUMBER CO. Telephone 104 For That HOT, TIRED, DUSTY, PARCHED, "ALL-IN" Feeling When You Roll In From A Run. > Cools? Refreshes? Stimulates IN ICED BOTTLES ANYWHERE 5c LOOK FOR THE LABEL .^sssa. BOTTLED BY CHERO-COLA BOTTLING CO. CAMDEN, S. C. ? V ? New Beauties-Real Bargains '< ;/ : Q; * . . ? _k_. _ ^ . are discoverable every day it these splendid Spring stocks .. " ? ' \ ? 1- ? * It is quite impossible to realize the true attractiveness of these new stocks until you see them all. This Spring ? ' *' # ? * * . t * the values- are so rich, the styles so fine that customers are constantlyjtelling us they never saw anything to equal them. Make your Spring shopping money buy the most possible of quality, beauty and correct fashion. BUY IN THE STORE OF BEST STYLES AND BIGGEST VALUES. L. Schenk & Co. CAMDEN, S. C.