The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, May 08, 1914, Image 2
Thrifty Welsh Fermtrg.
In Wales, when the farmer* want
'woodplgoon* to make a dainty dl?h
they are nald to climb the tree* while
the bird* are young and tie the legs
of the nestling* to a neighboring
bough, The parent* then feed then)
till th?y are quite grown, when the
farmer's boy clluiba the tree again,
Had plump birds are *ecur?d for sup*
per with a mini mum of trouble
Too Good an Excuser.
A young man, having broken an ap
pointment with Doctor Franklin, came
to him tlx* following day and made a
very handsome upoiogy for his ab
aeiice it*- watt proceeding when t h ?*
doctor Mopped him wit it: 'My good
boy, say no more; you have mild too
much already; for the man who Ih ho
good at making an eicO?e in seldom
|DQd a i anything 1 f <?
He Knew the Reason.
''What nnikes tin Knglishman weft I
li mono! l<-"' \\ c|| (cjilii'd I'lute
I'ete, "I have bee.n t <?l?i that dlploirti^cy
Ik something like it poker game I
oil i o taught an Knglishman (0 play i
poker, and beljey** rue, won, therein j
nothing like a monocle to prevent a
Muk'h facial expression from h 1 1 p
ping," - Washington Star:
When Packing China.
(let a number of stout boxes, one.
fitting Id the ottyer. afid .1 quantity ul
excejulor. Put but a few placet) in
each box and embed these In the yrap
ping material. Place each \nw inside
one larger one, ami pack tightly
around each one, ho that they are well
wedged In The outside box may tlt*ii
bo marked and wont Bafely on Its way
' .? .
Simple Cure for Headache.
One of the quickest known ways of
dispelling a headache in to give Home
of the muscles? ? those of the legs, for
instance? a little hard, sharp work to
do. The reason Is obvious. Muscular
exertion llUahea the parts engaged In
It, and ho depletes the brain. When;
your head aches take a stiff walk or;
a abHrt bicycle ride.
Marks End of Childhood.
Children pass out of a Hinge? open,
beautiful, exquisitely simple ? into si
lences and dlseretions beneath an
Imposed and artificial life And they
are lost. Out. of the finished, eu refill,
watchful, restrained man and woman
no child emerges again. "The Pas
sionate Friends. "
Easy for Johnnie,
".Johnnie," said the teacher of u
metaphysical class, "can you give me
a familiar example of the human body
as it adapts itself to changed , rendi
tions?" " Ve'ssuni," said Johnnie; "my
aunt gained f>o pounds in a year ami
her skin ncv'er*cracked."
The Surest Thing'
For Skin Diseases
It 's .no <1 isg c;i Id . rout 1'iU't
< rzema .1 ml it may not 1 ??? nec
essary li> con ? i n Hi- to suffer.
Skin . ? <1 Ihoii s?? is out' of tin1
most difficult problem# of ttledi
ra I sclonee. Wholo ? I i braries
have boon written on tlu* treat
ment., but if von are suffering
you 1 1 o no) jh'?m| 1 1 i ?? symptoms
doner! bod \ on know all about
I hat.
Most eases of skin diseases
are Ourablo some are not.
Wltepe aiiyt Jiiim ran cure, oi
file! e
Vou ran dcpeml upon
Nyal's Eczema Lotion
? ? it *?* t < ? | )n the intotrrUble
itrbiiiti anil |m i
mils s 1 1 m ? | ) .
ilooii atso lor tetter. tiaibers
iirli. riim sv or in. <|r> or t.ral\
skin, ami i \ \ poiMon i ii i;
\ |ili ?e hot tie for $| .Oil.
\Yhate\er a ?on<| di'it.u store
oilK'lit to have and mam' things
that other drim storeys don't keep
you'fi find here. t'ome to us
first and you'll $;et what you
want.
CAMDEN DRUG COMPANY
SAVE THE
HORSE
If you could take out an in
surance policy that; would
guarantee your "horse or
mule against co/i'c t'oi fifty
Cents you would hurry t ? ? do
so. would'nt you'.'
Dr. Boyd's Sure Pop
Colic Remedy
is colic insurant**' in drop form.
GO drops instanth rnicvt's
est cast*. Priro ;??>?? and ai><>ttU\
No drenching1. Kosults tfuarim
toed or money v? funded by
For Saic by
Zemp & DePass,
Camden, S. C.
Alhti of th? Great.
Tb# city republic of Florence gutto
ff#d 1 1 4 * i famous <bad |it Sautn CfOi'0,
?u\. i lit- ill 1 .1 1 (i ii i. i In ' I ?;i ill ??.
I Vt lit it'll iiimI llfiglimd (lit*
iiiodo WesinPnsier ii|aIh!> the l mi iul
place c if NUi'll lllji'll (IK < .'hit licer. Spoil
\ xcr. New Ion I ?, 1 1' \\ III and Teini.v
I bc?hleH II l>(lU< I do/.ell of kill-" Kill
ill Vincricu f III* iikIm"- of lll?? jir4??|| IIIV
?tendered far rtlhl w )?!?? , Washington
ii'f|> :i I M'miiiI \eruoii. Nil.; l-iinulii
at Spi i iifj lit'lii. ill. rin* fonib of I'iiill
JOIIOW Is llll ilMpIl li (loll Id students ill
the i i.i v ii I . i . . i < l? ? i it > fj I \ hiiii polls I ' i ?< *
rdeeps hi Maltimoro; Mark Twain .it
I'liiili'ii. N V.; ,\ lex ii udor 1 1 ii mi Ii on In
old Trinity ? ?hurchynrd. #iirrouuded h\
tow crJnu *ky?orap?rw which embody
i 1 1 v philosophy of life II ml gO.fr eminent,
i 1 1 ? < i a mi l Ii ii 'h vyu> t In- lu-stv Kug
I ; ii m I ii in I h'Jorwiice make thing* handier
for ilif I ? ? 1 1 1 1 I . I mi I Ik In- 1 1 ? i ? < lih'f per
son lo consider? SI me our lioroo*
come ft urn ii 1 1 tlii< hi ml is it not hex!
tilth i heir ashes IV turn to iI.ii- soil fioin
which they spring. till youth In every
neighborhood has hoiim' reminder of
public service ii mi noble work V --C'lil
en go .lourrisi I
The Torment of Cold.
i thank heaven that I know wjiut It
Is to be cold, lo he colli from the
crown of I lie head lo . t In* Hole of the
foot, to he colli from the cuticle in to
the hen rt. unit froin the heart to the
soul, ) tlutlil: heaven for it, boeauKe.
knowing thin, I have a new revelation
??f ?tn? fmwrtbtHt.r nt jmffortnpr, nnd I mn
able |o It ii< I M paradise in ii eoniinon
wood lire.
Knowing tlds, I declare to you tliere
Ih not a more pinhole siglil in the
wbrhl than a poor man who Ik thor
oughly eohj from week to week. It Ih
tiro refinement of torture.
If does not gnaw I i k ?? . hunger, which
present I v becomes a sort of * Insanity
and relieves itself, It Is n dead, mi
blest, ley torment. I used to see men
In the army whose silent endurance of
? cold brought mole tears to my eyes
than all the hunger ami all the wounds
- Sidney I, aider
A Candidate's Revenge*
French electors occasionally have
some home truth* thrown at them by
candidates who fall to secure enough
votes At 0(10 gofioTal eloelidli M. Al
bell Nnnnand. a chemist and druggist,
who was a candhlnto for deputy from
Mpjitagno, received only six votes and
issued- an address thanking "the six
electors -.'.who showed their confidence in
me. They are The only solvent citizens
In the constituency, arid 1 bet: to assure
them of my esteem. As for t lie others.
I hereby give lliem notice that .ill fll
tut'e all attempts to obtain credit .'it
my establishment will be relentlessly
refused. I MH'lng the- last nine, years
they have lobbed me of about 1(K)
francs in I ? ; i ? 1 debts, which I have
taken no steps to recover ' S'et when an
-opportunity is afforded of showing
their appreciation of my leniency. I
meet Willi the basest Ingratitude"
Carlyle and London's Noises.
I No oik? Ii;:s ever inveighed against
! (Ik> noises i?t" l.iMid??:i with surti pit' |
i tureSque ? -i ?? i ?lui^ is as Thomas t 'arlyie. I
WImmj Augustus Ilaro met liiin for the '
i first thin* at a dinner- given l?v Lady 1
I . k , ?
Marian Alloi'd in<?sl <>f t 'uiiylc's con :
verSatlon r;i 1 1 upon the sufferings at j
? taclicd i i > :i London ri'sjdeuce, "That j
| w 1 1 i?- M 1 1 1 ? * -world torments nit' in most," j
i I if iiio.'iijvd. "is the awful t-onfusion of j
! noise it is the devil's own infernal din i
j all I ho .blessed d;iy long. confounding j
: (.'od's works :i nd liis creatures a truly
I awful hell like combination. and worst
of all is a railway whistle, like the
screech tif 10,000 cats and overy oat of
tlioin as big as a cathedral." Against
this diatribe may he sot the fact that
I Carlylo spent the last forty-seven years
. of his life in London without any coin
j pulsion to live there.
Helping His Temper.
The sun was blinding, clouds of dust
were blowing everywhere. ami .lones
t was most decidedly off his gaipe. It
j really "put the lid on it-' when, just
! as he was struggling to play Ida ball
out of a quarry, a- benevolent old lady
passed by with a companion. She
halted in evident surprise and pointed
with her umbrella at the earnest golf
' or "Dear me. my love."- she remarked
in audible tones, "what a very respect
ably dressed man that Is breaking
! stones!"? Argonaut.
Ho Admired Her Judgment;
!>lie ? Oh. Fred, dear, you are so no
! bio. so generous, so handsome, so ehiv
I alrous. so much the superior of every
man I meet, I can't help loving you.
! Now. what can you see in plain little
| ine to admire? lie? Oh. 1 don't know,
i -dear, but you certainly have very good
j judgment- ? I /ondon Tit-Hits.
She Kniw.
\ The teacher had given the class a |
I talk on household pests.
"What, now, is the greatest foe the
j housewife has?" he asked.
Up went one little hand.
"All right. Mary, what is it?"
"A husband." came the quick reply.- \
Philadelphia ledger. ?
Away From Horn*.
"lie is one <>f those near vegetar
ians."
"What is a near vegetarian?"
"He never eats meat except when he
is invited out."? Pittsburgh Press.
Fores of Habit.
"Why did she want to set her hus
band's will aside?" ?>
"Merely because it was her hus
band's and she had got In the habit of
setting it aside."? Houston P?w?t.
We must not take the faults of our
youth into oar old age. for old age
bring* with it it* trim rtrfern? -- Ooether
FINE LACES
of all kinds require safe and careful treatment.
We have a special Department for
this work, in charge of experts.
Lace Gowns, Robes, Wraps, Collars and Neckwear,
Bed Sets, Doilies, Center Pieces, Etc.
FOOTER'S DYE WORKS
A I way 8 SafeHt find Best
CUMBERLAND, - . MARYLAND
PUT YOUR MONEY
INTO A NEW HOME
TUle year and mnkl it earn you happlnuwH aha contentment.
Can't get awny from the fact Hint the homo la the maln?tay of
thlu great country of our# ftnd never will there he a time whan
you euii 'huy the kind of lumhov w? are belling for lea* money.
We htve pn IWUJiil t i>*< jalOMt Jot of flooring, ceiling aud Hid
ing, made from genuine Long Leaf IMne, that it l? poutdhle t?>
mHnufflOture a 11 <1 w i* arc offering it at euch low prlcea, you will
he iturprUed aIho h full u?Hoitm?mt of training flMft.
BRING IN YOU It m n ) 10 PRINTS and LKT i:b norm'
WITH YOlJ ON SAHH, DOOHH AND Bt?IND8 AND A 1,1, MIDI.
WOK K KOIl ANY W6ltK ( ()NTI0M I'DATIOI). We are furnlah
lug thin in Dong Deaf IMne at name prices other* auk for filhort
Deaf. <
w,. gre ready any time ><? talk gbout your DuuiixT need*.
DAVIDSON LUMBER CO.
Telephone 104
For That HOT, TIRED, DUSTY,
PARCHED, "ALL-IN" Feeling
When You Roll In From A Run. >
Cools? Refreshes? Stimulates
IN ICED BOTTLES
ANYWHERE
5c
LOOK FOR THE LABEL
.^sssa.
BOTTLED BY
CHERO-COLA BOTTLING CO.
CAMDEN, S. C.
? V ?
New Beauties-Real Bargains
'< ;/ : Q; * . . ? _k_. _ ^ .
are discoverable every day it these
splendid Spring stocks
.. " ? ' \ ? 1- ? *
It is quite impossible to realize the true attractiveness
of these new stocks until you see them all. This Spring
? ' *' # ? * * . t *
the values- are so rich, the styles so fine that customers
are constantlyjtelling us they never saw anything to equal
them. Make your Spring shopping money buy the most
possible of quality, beauty and correct fashion.
BUY IN THE STORE OF BEST STYLES
AND BIGGEST VALUES.
L. Schenk & Co.
CAMDEN, S. C.