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PATIENT Wtw I iu iHt bAOK v Cook Had Her Orders, and Dieobedl anca. Evidently Waa Not a Fall ing In Har Makaup. Several of our departed handmaid en# Ktand out in our memory, aur rounded by a veritable halo of umllea and laughter In *plte of their faulta and ahortcomlnga Ohm fa i Huediuli cook who Hubst!' tilted for llto parlor maid on tlia I a t tar'a . day "out" received explicit In atructlona to admit no pattonta com ing to Heo the doctor through tho private entrance; they should ho nttkod t ?> go to the doctor's en trance. iniiUiad of heiiiR led through the family'* private room a at? had fre quently occurred Iri tho pant. Mathilda HoJcmnly notVlod liar com* preti< n^ion and j>roee?dod to carry out Instructions in the following mas terly fashion: A gentleman hurried up to tlx? fam ily's dour, and Mathilda ponderously advanced to unawer IiIh ring. Gentleman la tho doctor in? Mathilda ? IUeaan go 'round to od der door. Gentleman N'evcr mind that; la the doctor in? Matlldy (firmly) ? Hleaso go 'round to odd"r door. Gentleman (very inad, loudly and dltftlnctly) In tlio-doetor-a t-home? Mathilda (eadly )-? IJleaHo go 'round to odder door, Tho gentleman, anorting hit* dlaguat, stamped down tho steps, went around to the physician's entrance and rang hopefully, Mathilda looking at him aa if aho had never aeon him before, aoon opened tho door crack Gentleman ? Well? I* the doctor in? Matliilda ? No, lie Ihh ond!? Kx change. 1 ' THERE WITH AN EXPLANATION One Suspects That Bald-Headed Bar bor Had Been in That Tight Situation Before. A weHtern Henutor complirhented an actor on his flno head of hair and H.'iid ho would like' to ki ow the ac tor'4" fo^rot.. Smoothing Ills kIohh.v, lockn, tho ac tor replied: "The secret of n good ii^ad of heat In unknown. Tho number of bald headed barbers one seen 1b proof o thin, because a bald head In a Koriou <b jiwback to a barber's trade, llov in'fin v bald barbers, offering hnl prnv <tv to customers are asked wir thev don't use tho tonic f heiiisol ves." I.ain.'hing, til:; actor 'continued; "I k? ow a bald barber in Nov York, though, who lias a ready, if no altov.oi nor convincing', answer fo <1 h i i of that sort. "A fj lend of mine, on being o'vfrc a bottle of initio one- day at Th1- fe" low'-* '''.op, exclaimed: " 'What, a nerve you ' ' So bal ye'ir.'lf. yet recoiiim' ! ?: a hai tonic ' " ' M ." the burlier replied, i' is o* i"v :'4i a M whose fine head of ha' you si' ? (hat we use, the hair tonic. 1 or I'v oilier hand, am experini' n'lc yith a new dcpM:: 'orv creauj. .hi1" look id mi \ sl;nl! ? umifih as .a hi. 1 laid iuiii" ' Had to Be Fashionable. lo'tie was black, and "kinder pet t'< d" as fo age. Talking was her fort* r 'id no hints sufficed to silence liei T";< ciently. however, slie niado r? nurks worth hearing? so tho faniJI b'>r" her loner stories patiently, on tie wlipie and usually were rewarded. I o" " had one brilliant too'h, whicl I*'-'* t'-i i d when she smiled, and whet r1' ? ,'ived h? r lirst month's wage1 ?-r*rr* . rk< d : "Nmv I.??? pwliu: 'or b i:i:T s .?. !! ' I'll KU dat denji: ?? ? to kiver lip tooUi will. i-oM'" \\ a- n In r n"s'n'.^ ub>erv?-d tha' h< i* i- ? h s"e:::i-d tiaa-uaHy f ouv.d ' 1 ???'thy leni ?? ? ! *>*: i ? ? m ir.r.ed : I s. l>!? ense (P y c; . bti' ><>' ?, o f a ' yt ' ! V:i s ? ? ? ? x ? ? * ? !'! to fa.-h !? ? r : a ! nn., V Why He Was Fnvortd. it ? A .?<'?!)? ' ?) <; ii'lii Js >\i"i ;i.;y ? Me h*1 mou'.cJ m>t 1. : ?' * * ? ? : u. L v.V.; i> -?? . r l*i i ??? ?:. . ,] . . . ? ? i r ' ie v. i i? "i i ; 1 .t \ : r; or u *i;?- n i w \ > 'vk c: m ? \r . : i . \ v !>.? ;? 'I In t o:' ?? ? ? '! ' n U? <1 I - ! ; ? ? * | ! :? 1 '!.> !? ? ? ?! v . ? ? >i v, tvt i ?'.>? ? I 1 i>v. ' i 11 I: ;t V 1" ? !1 J-ro 1 j- ? ? vh-. o:. !.-? r ' i v "? " " hi1) of \ i ' . r **? !i {.ru'Ji . : ' A .:r.'r !.t y w ? : ? t l..i ? . ; .. ? . t.iui'h i : ? :f !;<.? ',) it ' " ' u ?t rev i i k Va ,k' ! ? : lit ? ! ? t! r pr- r .. wotiry ?>?' sv? ;? 11:. i VV.ui- .?>*' .i'" Ot .? ti. <\ T <l!v V ' ' p.-:, : i * i ? i* ? ? * Of They Wouldn't Drown. Home time ago un Irishman present ed himself before a Liverpool magis trate to ?e?*k advice. "Horr," he Haiti, "1 kapes liens In mo cellar, hut th' waither pipes is hurst, an' me hens is all drowned." "Horry I can't do anything for you," said the magistrate; "you had better apply to the water company." A few days later ? Pat again ap peared. "Well, what now? What did the wutor company tell you?" queried the magistrate. "They tould me, yer honor." was the reply, "to kape ducks." Hot Day Discipline. "Well, you can have the job. Hut mind you, I want a man that's live, a hustler ? one who works Just for the pleasure of working." "I see. I'm the man. You'll never catch me watching the clock, sir.".. "Ah, I'm glad- you reminded me. And I don't want to catch you hop ping up every half hour or so to take a look at the thermometer." Artistic Instinct. ' "Why did 'hat pretty little artist break her engagement?" "Because she did not liko the color combination of the' match." "What do you mean by that?" "She did not see how ?he could make her rosy future harmonize witl. ills purple past." Useful at the Races. "Why did you pick Alpha to wh that race? 1 never thought he wouh win." "Alpha is the first l??tt?>r of the (iron1 ?'.Iphabet. 1 figured that Alpha slioul. naturally lead." "See what it is to have an educa t ion ! " a rrirxsecuTZD man. "Curse this fatal gift of beamy of mine! Here I got to take to do woodsj La git away from do goil.s!" I diosy ncracy. ' Ti s sfnntjf !;?> a .til ih?> family Will ll^ht In uiiitr (.(?? Ilti* And y t t ? > t'-'i'l ;!.<? furnace No one ha.H ro. Protest. "Hello. old ft Tionv!" baiJ Lai.liim to f'u-serton. "1 just dropped in to kill a little IMJIO." "Fcr the love of Mike!" exclaimed iiusnrton, as he pauM'd in the midet (? t hts labors, "kill il out in ih<' hall. ! L).".(.:cL to my <?(!:???? being used for that unit of abattoir." When Short of Funds. "A man mav he a good lis;?nt r and " ill net be a listener who is good " ' Quite true. And while >ou are quib bling. permit me to ol*-vrve ih.it a man ma;. bo a ready t". ; ? t nder and s':il iu >i bo a hpi'i !er who i.-. r? ad> burn Thing. I'aei ! Vou ui iv talking to t :.rr in h : c ?'! 1 . u -lent yon? 1'i.l-f!-! ? X r-. ; In > a 't'-M.'t ::>i'.e:'; fuivl 1: ?? v. a.-- 1 1 1 ; ; to,- 1 1 ? ec.iti. Th\;t 3 \v h < i;. f< ?*. writ" it"" E .v y T .1 a x . "Maude i ? i ? ?! ?! ?! .. let nf :?? i ! :t; i rr rs ii.ti) l>e".? \ .1, . . h*. t . i r ? i foi I lo?? ii Mi M: ? >:;? :t ?" !l. that's ' nsv h . .??!?> g-il v ? : iv. ., i.c : t : w a> . ; it L . : ;ia. :xJ.OW ;. ;j i,;H ? ra : ? \ " tha'. ! ;nv wo I . .i . > 4 i i i," !. ?; in i i> feu be botk Judge and Jury Lot the Trial last Thirty Days ? Buy a pair of "Headlight" overalls at our gtorc today. If tSr^rSy days of the hardest wear does L. _ not convince you that these are the best overalls you "* ever bought, bring them back and get your money. There will i>e no argument. You are the Supreme Court in this case. Your decision will be -favorable? or we will stand the costs. CAMDEN, SOUTH CAROLINA Don't Throw ft Away Bring Your Broken ! arts to W. 0. HAY'S GARAGE at Singleton s Old Bakery stand and have them weld ed ? made stronger than new by the Oxy-Acety lene Welding Process. This process saves the cost of automobile parts, to say nothing of the annoyance of delays 4in or dering new. NOTHING HARMFUL IN . BABY COUGli SYRUP You must bo particular-- -cxact . lug. whoa choosing n remedy for Baby's' cough. "1 hero ate so many remedies containing habit - forming drugs ? that baby's health will ho great ly impaired unless >cu know ah . s.duicly just what the remedy col, rail s ami the action of each ingred ent , so you can be sure it \ is harmless. NYAL'S | P.AItY < Oldll SYIlI'l* j .s s"l?l by us on a posili.e guar ? ; 1 1 ' y wo know the contents and ?hi> action and know that it will j do as ri'prespnf ed. Ii breaks up > <? >ugh in short order. pro;?cts t lu> ii.t'ii lii'iiiK f o.f t ho throat a ^:t:ns: irritation nnd infection, i ils h'.? throat of all injurious di-posi's, and prevents furthor ao i u 'it 'i 1 1 1 iot:s. ( 'i iMt .i i us iu> habit - forming ? Itngv, and can h?? gi\cn v\i<h perfect sale. > ? bab> wi.:i like it , t ? >?>. j T\\ rut \ - ivo (oats the l?otth\ \\'!i ;; good drut; j ? miv li ? :o haw and mail) things ? ' h ; ? o'h. . ?!ru ; stores don't keep j \<i': 1 ftiid !t? re. Come to ih : ; i ti-1 vnr, 1! >;<?* w !..u jcaj CAMDEN DRUG COMPANY j T?? i!i?- I'iiIiIk. ! iv ? ) -? t ; 1 :>:u ? ? 'a : ? r t !'? c r'ii :w!;i : il ():! Co.. ( i. y- Mipp'.y your nociis in o s, k s. '.n<\ o'c., as I r.ow r pro - -v. r * 4 ?* CI 1 1 r 1! ? f ;n >:i? Co. J. H. Zonip. TAX NOTICE. Office of Treasurer Kershaw Co., j Camden, S. C., Sept. .;u, 1'JIJ.' i Notice is hereby given that the | booUb will be open tor culleoling of, S a.e, County ami School '1 axes iron October loth, lylis, to March 1st, I I y 1 4 . A penalty of 1 per ceut will} oe added to all taxes unpaid Jao- j uary Is., iyi4, 2 per ctiil Kebru- j ?try 1st, 11)14, and 7 per cent March 1 st, 1014. The rale per centum for Kershaw county is as follows: Mills. S ate taxes /4 I County Taxes 4 >4 Special taxes 2 % ltv^ad taxes 2 Vii School taxes 3 Special school taxes 1 Total 1 8 % The following school districts have special levies: Special school tax, Dist. Special. school tax, Dist. SpeeiaJ,. Bchool tax, Dist. Special school tax, Dist. Special school tax, Dist. Special school tax, Dist. Special school tax, Dist. Special school tax, Dist. Special school tax, Dist. Special school tax. Dist. Special school tax, Dist. Special school tax, Dist. Special school tax, Dist. Special school lax, Dist. Special school tax. Dist. Special school tax, Dist. Special school tax, Dist. Special school tax, Dist. Special school tax, Dist. Special school tax, Dist. Special school tax, Dist. Special school tax, Dist. Special school tax, Dist. Special school tax, Dist. Spoclal school tax, Dist. Special school tax. Dist. The poll tax is $1. All able bodied male persons from the ago of twenty-one (21) to six ty <60) years, both inclusive, except r 8idents of the incorporated towns of the county, shall pay two dollar.; ($2) as a road tax, except ministers oi the gospel actually In charge of ?i congregation, teachers employed in pubt.c schools, school trustees and persons permanently disabled in the military servjee of this state and persons who served in the la e war between the States, and all per. ons actually employed in the quniantine service of this state, a<>d all students who may be at tending school or college at the time when the said road tax shall become due. Persons claiming dis abilities must present certificates from two reputable physicians of th s county. NO. 1, 4 % No. 2, 1 V* No. 4, 3 No. 6, 4 No. 7, 2 No. 8, 2 r No, y, 2 No. 10, 5 No. 11, 5 No. 12, 4 No. 13, 4 No. 15, 3 No. 17, 3 No. 18, 3 No. iy, 4 No. 21, 2 No. 2 2, 4 No. 24, 3 No. 2o, 3 No. 2 7, 6 No. 28, 2 No. 2y, 4 No. 30, 2 No. 4 0, 11. No. 4G, 8 No. 4 7, 4 bo Paint. Paint is \:so.| on houses, park f-ftoos, fentoa and far. ?. It cumoit in ooiors. Red pair,* is used on towns by yownp co'.lrjj 1 iv.' ri .iinl old deaeons. Freidi paint ir- ?:v 1 ry rli'Mn n v\l;on t he> have th< v.- el'ih.s on. Paint ii also used <<n hi?:n hoards which arc put up cvor\ wIkto to Improve th^ scenery No American ROftiery L complete without them. ? Life. FOR. ROOTS A K ?' S ! OZ W>> L.L3 SUP?R(On[ T0 I WOOD I '"THE best looking and best wearing roof on tue market. Cannot warp, crack or blow oil*. Laid in single pieces like wood shingles. Has thick butt end and blind nailing. Nothing else like it in the world. Will last a lifetime. "jWTADE in two handsome colore, red or slate. Requires no painting. Improves the appear ance of the building. Especially adapted for Resi dences, Bungalows, Club Build ings and wherever color effects are desired. DAVIDSON LIMBER COMPANY, Agents M>l)(ii: IMItECTOKY Hisln^ Slur Chapter No. 4, It. A. M.t meets third Tuesday in each | month. It. "i. Goodale, E. H. P.; j C. li. Griffin, lv.; 1-.. T. Mills, Scr be, C. I*. i.uLk,se, Secretary. Kershaw Lodge No. A. F. Al., i meets first Tuesday In each moil h. N. It. Goodale, W. M.; j W. GeUenhe u or, '1 reas. ; N. C. Arne.t, Secretary. ?Jr. O. U. A. M., meets fourth Fri day niKhi in each month. ('. W. Birchmore, C.; J. P. Bat;-i:v:n. It. S. Live Oak Camp No. 41), W. ?o. \V.. meets first Thursday nigl.t iu j each month. C. \V. Birchmore. C. C.f W. E: Jonnson. '.'lerU. DeKalb Lod?t? 4 1, K . of 1 . j ' nie<; t p sec nod- and fourth Mon day nights in ??ach month. \V ' O. Wilswt). ('. t'.; M II. Hcjman, K. of It. ^ S Poplar Camp No. 3C.9, W. O. W.. meets Monday ntght on or hefor? the full moon in each month. T. J. Munr.erlyn, C. C.; B. E. Spar row, Clerk. Antioeh Lc.d?e. No. A. F. M.. ? meets Thursday night on or be fore full moon In each month. D. \V. Joy. W M.; W. II. Davis. S. W ; L. II Whit o. .1 W Ulchard Klrkland Council, No. ISO, Jr. O. U A M.. (Antlorhi meets First Thursday nlirht nftor full moon in each month. B. C. Cook C. W. Shiver, It. S. Lafayette Council No 2. ft. & S. M., meets second Tuesday In each month. C. II. OrHfln. T. I M.; ]\ T Goodale. It 1 n M: J C Rownn. 1 1\ C. \\\: A. W. Bur nett, Becorder. Needn't Watch Bargain. ^ hen a native o* r'p*;^c! ?!:>nkv! <? i ? i a J ? .jua . COLUMBIA-LUMBER fr MANUFACTURING CO. MILL WORK SASH, DOORS, BLINDS AND LUMBER PLAIN & HUGER STS. Phone 71 COLUMBIA, S. C. Dr. I. H. Alexander Dr. R. E. SI?hmm Alexander & Stevfcnson DENTISTS Office Southeast Corner Broad and DeKalb St*. Dr. E. H. KERRISON DKNTI8T SucoeflBor to Dr. L. W. Alston OffJco In the Mmm Itiiiidhig plume"1 .MONEY TO M)AN on RKAL ESTATE ? EASY TEKMS K. O. \onTrwckow. MOXIOY TO I X>A V. ^ _ On Improved farms. Ea<\y term* *Pl>ly to h. H. Clarke. Cajnden, ?