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S MILE Stripes and Bars. jbe thin girl and the stout girl rb admiring sonio handsome kuwqb played hi th? ahow window of a ?irtiuent Htore. j'd like that one," auid the fat girl, icatlng ono of the prettiest. Huh," eaid the other, "I never it BtrlpOH." Vlth a glance at the more than phllke flgum of her companion the ut girl replied; Ofeounw? not, It would be utterly possible. There wouldn't be room put more than one Btrlpe used jthwlie, and If you wore them horl tajly . they'd be bars/' . And Then She 8ald ? That's a sad case," said Mrs. Jones, ihe laid tho paper on her knees and pi her spectacles. "A bride 'struck mb after leaving the ftltar, and by t accounts she hadn't recovered her *cb" It's the way of the world, my dear," d old Mr. Jones, with a sigh. "It's i way of the world. Some men have the lucfc* Unromantlc. 'She says I am In her thoughts by I and her dreams by night." fDon't you believe It?" po you mean to Insinuate that she jtoeelvlng me?" n mean she Is wearing a pair of iei a el re. too small for her, and by |r her thoughts are where her ache Going Some. telle ? 18 she the kind of "woman o would take the bread out of an er'8 mouth? tefllah?Why, she would take the rplns out of another woman's ath! . MANY LIKE HIM. toofc-^Gifis will never win a girl's i You raako lier a handsome preS lor Christmas, and you hare noth to show for it. look? But I have. Here's the fctfor my watch. Woofl iintnwho make the "glrly" show p?ot do things by halves; wltor a milkmaid chorus so It can show its calves. V In New York. p? stranger entered tbe bank aad Inched the nearest teller. *./< ? nnt to make a deposit/ be said, to teller looked around cautious* when he spoke his voice had 1 to a whisper. | 'K*. commercial or police!" he-| t Vienna's Fame. pweyoti at Vienna, when you -were IS! Wjfl ihouW I go to Vienna?" re P the girl ot icy hauteur. _ "X p* neither musical comedy por r* . L Good Substitute. IJK tell me all about All Baba p? 40 thieves." lf?not remember that story. But Rjf you like, tell ydu about my f** trip and the 40 hotelkeep* y _ Won, Anyway. you say t^ horae tronfcjf . ? ? ? f thought a horse always won (Meet. | - ? ? fc SlxInQ Her Up. P^~-Why do yo^thl5kjU*-l* F*? Because she has twtoe a? r^hi as other woaieni and don* ?jtawjont of cheek. E. Driven to it. 7Z BTwldow? Did you have a*y pitting Jack to propose? P'rt^nd-.No. dear; I toM him alter him. POULTRY RELISH SKIM MILK ,, J , One of V?ry Best of Food* for Grow ing Chick*, Keeping Digestion In Good Order. , (liy It. U. WttATIlKBHTONlC.) Very j fay people iindsritaix) th? vului- ot ikln milk iih u food for poul try. They rolUh It and It In very good i for them, either sweet or sour or but termilk, If it Ih not too cold, Milk takes (ho place of incut scrups to a certain extent. In fact, the fold ing of meat can bo put down one fourth when the fowl* have all tho skim milk they can drink, and tho re sults obtnhu d will bo the Milk is flne to feed luying heus and will materially Increase the eg g yield. It la one of the very best of foods for the growing chicks, keeping their digestion in good order and hastening their growth, as it contains the ele ments . necessary for their develop ment. Where milk is fed regularly and a teaspoonful each of ginger and soda added to each gallon every third or fourth day, there ~ will be no cholera or other bowel troubles. Stir the mix ture until thoroughly dissolved before feeding. This is very easily prepared and will keep their digestive organs toned and sweetened. Wlieh fattening fowls, skim milk should be used to mix the mash. They like It better and in thlB way are In duced to eat just as much more, as the milk while serving as moisture to wet tho maelt is also a hearty food. . The food for young ducks should be mixed with milk and curds made from sour milk are indispensible for young turkeys. Remember that milk will not take the place of water, as it so -soon turns ito solid food in the crop. Keep water before the chickens the same as ever, no matter hoto much milk they may have. On every farm there is more or less milk for feeding and it will pay to see that the chickens get their share of it. i&SEjSjj SPROUTED GRAIN FOR FOWLS ? / ? ? Green Food May Also Be Supplied In Form of Any. Surplus Supply of Vegetables on- Hand. Where it is possiblo a winter crop should be planted to furnish green food for the fowls. It does not take a large area -to furnish green food for the fowls, and usually plenty of space may be found for this purpose. But where one has only a city lot, and a green crop is out of the question, ar rangements should be made to sprout ? oatsy rye, .wheat or barley. If no other I space Is available a box of soJJLwllL -eufftro: The "box may be filled with rich garden loam if the seeds are' to remain long enough for the plants to . grow. If the p:rain is to be fed as 4oon as the seed sprouts a box of sand is sufncioirtT-\ The box may be set in a cellar or in thertrtt^hen near the stove ; Ih very cold weather. r . Green food may also be supplied in the form of any surplus vegetables that you may happen tv have on hand. The best plan for feeding them is to place a nail in the houses on the wa)l high enough so that tho hens will be compelled to jump a little to reach It. Then take a beet or any other veg etables that you desire to feed and r stick them on the nails. It ip a handy little arrangement, and compels the fowls to exercise for their food. PREVENT CROWDING ROOSTS ( . Difficulty Encountered Where Many Birds Are Kept Together Is Handily Eliminated. When a great many chickens are roosting together the tendency is to crowd until a part of the fowls are pushed off .the roosts. Roosts mads as tthxStrated wllT guard against this traur ble, says a aprltat t*1** Mlntourl Vsl Pegs Stop Trouble. 1 ley Farmer. Bore holes in roosts about three feet apart and drive In *X> rlght pieces 12 inches high and about the sijfe of a broom handle. It is well to have a dropping board Wv neath. ;v~ ? * ' "" "Fresh Egg" Defined. An egg to belong to the strictly fresh egg idMs, should not be orer j S days old in summer weather, and | a week old during the winter. Bat ! in either case they must be kept in a , cool temperature. Heat very quickly stales eggs. Orates of eggs allowed to remain in the hot sun lor several hours Witt Quickly ohange their 0?n 4ltton. !t-, ?? r ? ? - 4, Turkeys for Market. The hen turkeys sell first, and me dium-steed carcasses sell best In mar ket. The market turkey should be shorter In legs and neck than is ordi narily the case, and rery full tnthe breast, with a compact body, meaty and fat, rather than of a large etee Am coarse structure. '?U\ AT THE HOTEL DESK [ : ? ' y. By NORA WAYNE. (Scene Fanhlonublo Hummer hotel I late In the afternoon. Clerk busy bo- 1 bind the desk. A few children, dre** I Sd for dinner ?nd within an inch of Nu lr li y fij, are racing madly through the lobby and yelling.) VoJco (from inner omce) ? Can't you < a r? w of those young hyenas,} Hints? I ve udded this column six times and it always ooines out differ ent, Clerk - No, Augustus, I can't. They lot you squash spider* and June bugs but they're fussy about their . chil dren. Mothers' darlings need to exer-' clue their precious little lungs; so tbey do. Here, Tommy, you can't carry away a whole hundred of those fold era. Put them back! Tommy (racing off and making a face) ? Yub-h-h! v * Clwrk (grimly) ? And I used really ! to be quite fond of children!, Fluffy Woman (In white lace, pale blue satin bands and coiffure shin' ing with brllliantine, descending the I stairs)? Huh the mail come in? . Clerk (repeating mechanically) ? I There Ib only one delivery of mall a day, madam ? in the morning. | Fluffy Woman (advancing rapidly! to the desk)? Why, that's the moat ab surd thing I ev-er heard of! Only once a day! Why, at borne the~post- j naan comes five times? or Is it three? Anyhow, whenever you look out of I the window you see the postman com- | ing down the street, and I must say I I don t think this hotel sho\vs much" I consideration for its guests to have him come only oiice. I've always been j used to having a late afternoon mail ana I don't see ? Clerk? I'll have it attended to at once. j Fluffy Woman (departing indignant- 1 ly)? Well, I think you'd better, or you 11 find that people simply won't, come to the hotel. Voice (frcm Inner office)-? Yes, Hintz, tell Uncle Sam we just won't I stand It a minute longer, so there! 1 Oh, Lord! Why is a woman? Languid Young Creature (in cling ing lavender, with lavender band in I her hair and redolent of sandalwood perfume)? Oh, Mr. Hints! I left a parcel back of the desk today, because I didn't want to go clear upBtalrs You I weren't here. Why, I, don't remember . put It somewhere. Oh, yes, I know; the safe door was ajar end J I tucked it In there. Why.yes, I think . I did shut the door. Oh, Is it a tlmo jock And you can't get it open now until tomorrow? How annoying! I should think you'd have more consld- I oration for your gufcstB. . It was em I broidery work* and I want it at once. I don't see ? ? . I Clerk? We can't put our books in to f night, either, since yxra shut' the door. Languid Young Creature ? Whatdff*! ference do your old books make?, I I ne\er heard of such carelessness' il wanted to embroider till dinner was f [ WMKjy" " * 1 1 . 1 . , 11 . ? | Majestic Woman (elbowing i her aside) I'd liko to know why you al- I low that woman's child In. the room next to mine to begin screaming ex actly at three o'clock eVery afternoon yhen I lie down for, a nap? She does Purpose, because no human cliild would be so regular in its bad tem- I per. She must pinch it. She is the most disagreeable creature, mnd I slm Ply won't stand It! My nerves are delicate, and I Bhould think you'd have more consideration for your guests' comfort than*, ta . let. children cry next door to everybody. I Youth (in the latest of hats, ,ties oxfords and other apparel, breeztly .g, got the makln's? Ootta have a amoke and am all out. Thanks! Majestic Woman? It's perfectly dto* j graceful the way the young men smoke In the presence of ladies In this hotel I should think the management would malHnT g abf>ut !t ?h? M the I Clerk < mechanically)? There Is only *>ne delivery a day. We are on the rural line ? i Shrill Voiced Young Girl (coming up) ? Did he' say only one mail a day, Mrs. Jeeselton? Chat's perfectly aw ful, because I know there's a - tetter 'tnr this afternoon's train from Carrie say* \lxut whether she could match that or gandie | tore or .pot. {tearing in) ? Say, ^Mr^ Hints, some one took my tennis racket from the porch an' I wantchu to find it. X left it right on the porch ? ;; ? Important Man ? I wish to reserve three roonps and a bawth for some I friends of min6 who may come to morrow ? r? Clerk ? There isn't a vacant room in I the house, .Mr. Bliss . I Important Man ? Well, I must say i that's a queer way. to treat the fam ily of Ellas Sullivan. Do 'you know I who he isT He owns more timber land than? Clerk ? I'm sorry, but we can't put | out the people already here and ? Important Man? 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Wntlitr livp(??M>on? tiii> o ><.u rnZjr joe Jarthow H i>|mr?bts.Th# tub ?nd Mim<t nr? not *i*rt ?f the offer, only th?? Haiti* Tm..m WitMr that K?I,o l ?HUc-hwl U> Hie tub. TRI- WEEKLY CONSTITUTION, fcODGE DIRECTORY - falsing Star Chapter No. 4, R. A. M., meets third Tuesday in each month. J. B. Wallace, E. H. P.; N. R. Goodalc, Scribe; J. W. Wil son, Secretary. , Kershaw Lodge No. 28, A. P. M., meets first Tuesday in, each month. R. T. Qoodale, W. M.; W. Geisenheimer, Tress.; J. W. Wilson, Secretary. Camden Lodge No. 118 I. 0^ 0. - meets B^cona and fourth Tuesday in each month. R. T. (Qoodale, N. G.; C. W. BirchmoreRV. G.; 1. Oi Hough, Secretary. Jr. O. u. A. M.. meets fourth Fri day night in each month. C. W. BlrCfimore, C.; J. F. Bateman, R. S. . Lf*e Oak Camp No. 49, W. O, W., meets first Thursday night in eaeh month. C. W. Birchmore, C. C., W. B. Johnson. Clerk. DoKalb Lodge No. 41, K. of P., meets second and fourth Thurs day nights in each month, W. G. Wilson. C. C.; M. H. Hoy man, K. of R. & S. Poplar Camp No. 36#, W. O. W., meets Monday night on or before the full moon in each montb. B. E. Sparrow, C. C.; J. B. Camp belle, Clerk. Antloch Lodge, No. 233, A. F; M., meets Thursday night on or be fore full moon in each month. *D. W. Jny, W. Mrr-Wr'lt: V Is, J&rj t W.; \j. H. White, J. W. Richard Klrkland Council, No. 180. Jr. Q. U. A? if., <Antloch) meats Tuesday night on or before fall moon In' each month. F. D. Boy kin, C.;, C. W. Shiver, R. % Lafayette Council No. 2, R. Ik S. 11.. <* meets second Tuesday in each month. C. H. Griffin, T- I. M.; R. T. Goodale, R. I. D. H.: C. P. DuBose, Recorder; J.- C. Rowan. IP?- W. . : Notice of Sale. ? Nolle? la hereby given to all concerned, that sundry articles of household furniture stored w ith me by John P. Grey, -will b? sold for cash at public auction tocover Costa of storage, on Tuesday, April 1st, ~ next at 12 m., at the rooms upstalra above my drug store in Camdenr-S. C. F. Leslie Sftmp. Camden, 8. C., March 13tlir 1913, 4 ?? :: V.- ? t>r. Alfred A* Patterson, ?| and - t * DBNUSTp JSiicc??flora to Dr. aibiod Offices In tho Hatm Building , - ^Phone l&R