The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, March 28, 1913, Image 7
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Stripes and Bars.
jbe thin girl and the stout girl
rb admiring sonio handsome kuwqb
played hi th? ahow window of a
?irtiuent Htore.
j'd like that one," auid the fat girl,
icatlng ono of the prettiest.
Huh," eaid the other, "I never
it BtrlpOH."
Vlth a glance at the more than
phllke flgum of her companion the
ut girl replied;
Ofeounw? not, It would be utterly
possible. There wouldn't be room
put more than one Btrlpe used
jthwlie, and If you wore them horl
tajly . they'd be bars/' .
And Then She 8ald ?
That's a sad case," said Mrs. Jones,
ihe laid tho paper on her knees and
pi her spectacles. "A bride 'struck
mb after leaving the ftltar, and by
t accounts she hadn't recovered her
*cb"
It's the way of the world, my dear,"
d old Mr. Jones, with a sigh. "It's
i way of the world. Some men have
the lucfc*
Unromantlc.
'She says I am In her thoughts by
I and her dreams by night."
fDon't you believe It?"
po you mean to Insinuate that she
jtoeelvlng me?"
n mean she Is wearing a pair of
iei a el re. too small for her, and by
|r her thoughts are where her ache
Going Some.
telle ? 18 she the kind of "woman
o would take the bread out of an
er'8 mouth?
tefllah?Why, she would take the
rplns out of another woman's
ath!
.
MANY LIKE HIM.
toofc-^Gifis will never win a girl's
i You raako lier a handsome preS
lor Christmas, and you hare noth
to show for it.
look? But I have. Here's the
fctfor my watch.
Woofl
iintnwho make the "glrly" show
p?ot do things by halves;
wltor a milkmaid chorus so
It can show its calves.
V In New York.
p? stranger entered tbe bank aad
Inched the nearest teller. *./<
? nnt to make a deposit/ be said,
to teller looked around cautious*
when he spoke his voice had
1 to a whisper. |
'K*. commercial or police!" he-|
t Vienna's Fame.
pweyoti at Vienna, when you -were
IS!
Wjfl ihouW I go to Vienna?" re
P the girl ot icy hauteur. _ "X
p* neither musical comedy por
r* .
L Good Substitute.
IJK tell me all about All Baba
p? 40 thieves."
lf?not remember that story. But
Rjf you like, tell ydu about my
f** trip and the 40 hotelkeep*
y _ Won, Anyway.
you say t^ horae tronfcjf
. ? ? ?
f
thought a horse always won
(Meet.
| - ? ?
fc SlxInQ Her Up.
P^~-Why do yo^thl5kjU*-l*
F*? Because she has twtoe a?
r^hi as other woaieni and don*
?jtawjont of cheek.
E. Driven to it. 7Z
BTwldow? Did you have a*y
pitting Jack to propose?
P'rt^nd-.No. dear; I toM him
alter him.
POULTRY RELISH SKIM MILK
,, J ,
One of V?ry Best of Food* for Grow
ing Chick*, Keeping Digestion
In Good Order. ,
(liy It. U. WttATIlKBHTONlC.)
Very j fay people iindsritaix) th?
vului- ot ikln milk iih u food for poul
try. They rolUh It and It In very good i
for them, either sweet or sour or but
termilk, If it Ih not too cold,
Milk takes (ho place of incut scrups
to a certain extent. In fact, the fold
ing of meat can bo put down one
fourth when the fowl* have all tho
skim milk they can drink, and tho re
sults obtnhu d will bo the Milk
is flne to feed luying heus and will
materially Increase the eg g yield.
It la one of the very best of foods
for the growing chicks, keeping their
digestion in good order and hastening
their growth, as it contains the ele
ments . necessary for their develop
ment.
Where milk is fed regularly and a
teaspoonful each of ginger and soda
added to each gallon every third or
fourth day, there ~ will be no cholera
or other bowel troubles. Stir the mix
ture until thoroughly dissolved before
feeding. This is very easily prepared
and will keep their digestive organs
toned and sweetened.
Wlieh fattening fowls, skim milk
should be used to mix the mash. They
like It better and in thlB way are In
duced to eat just as much more, as
the milk while serving as moisture to
wet tho maelt is also a hearty food. .
The food for young ducks should
be mixed with milk and curds made
from sour milk are indispensible for
young turkeys.
Remember that milk will not take
the place of water, as it so -soon turns
ito solid food in the crop. Keep
water before the chickens the same as
ever, no matter hoto much milk they
may have.
On every farm there is more or less
milk for feeding and it will pay to
see that the chickens get their share
of it. i&SEjSjj
SPROUTED GRAIN FOR FOWLS
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Green Food May Also Be Supplied In
Form of Any. Surplus Supply of
Vegetables on- Hand.
Where it is possiblo a winter crop
should be planted to furnish green
food for the fowls. It does not take a
large area -to furnish green food for
the fowls, and usually plenty of space
may be found for this purpose. But
where one has only a city lot, and a
green crop is out of the question, ar
rangements should be made to sprout
? oatsy rye, .wheat or barley. If no other
I space Is available a box of soJJLwllL
-eufftro: The "box may be filled with
rich garden loam if the seeds are' to
remain long enough for the plants to
. grow. If the p:rain is to be fed as
4oon as the seed sprouts a box of sand
is sufncioirtT-\ The box may be set in a
cellar or in thertrtt^hen near the stove
; Ih very cold weather. r
. Green food may also be supplied in
the form of any surplus vegetables
that you may happen tv have on hand.
The best plan for feeding them is to
place a nail in the houses on the wa)l
high enough so that tho hens will
be compelled to jump a little to reach
It. Then take a beet or any other veg
etables that you desire to feed and
r stick them on the nails. It ip a handy
little arrangement, and compels the
fowls to exercise for their food.
PREVENT CROWDING ROOSTS
( .
Difficulty Encountered Where Many
Birds Are Kept Together Is
Handily Eliminated.
When a great many chickens are
roosting together the tendency is to
crowd until a part of the fowls are
pushed off .the roosts. Roosts mads as
tthxStrated wllT guard against this traur
ble, says a aprltat t*1** Mlntourl Vsl
Pegs Stop Trouble. 1
ley Farmer. Bore holes in roosts
about three feet apart and drive In *X>
rlght pieces 12 inches high and about
the sijfe of a broom handle. It is
well to have a dropping board Wv
neath. ;v~
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"Fresh Egg" Defined.
An egg to belong to the strictly
fresh egg idMs, should not be orer j
S days old in summer weather, and |
a week old during the winter. Bat !
in either case they must be kept in a ,
cool temperature. Heat very quickly
stales eggs. Orates of eggs allowed to
remain in the hot sun lor several
hours Witt Quickly ohange their 0?n
4ltton. !t-, ?? r ? ? -
4,
Turkeys for Market.
The hen turkeys sell first, and me
dium-steed carcasses sell best In mar
ket. The market turkey should be
shorter In legs and neck than is ordi
narily the case, and rery full tnthe
breast, with a compact body, meaty
and fat, rather than of a large etee
Am coarse structure. '?U\
AT THE HOTEL DESK
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By NORA WAYNE.
(Scene Fanhlonublo Hummer hotel I
late In the afternoon. Clerk busy bo- 1
bind the desk. A few children, dre** I
Sd for dinner ?nd within an inch of
Nu lr li y fij, are racing madly through
the lobby and yelling.)
VoJco (from inner omce) ? Can't you
< a r? w of those young hyenas,}
Hints? I ve udded this column six
times and it always ooines out differ
ent,
Clerk - No, Augustus, I can't. They
lot you squash spider* and June bugs
but they're fussy about their . chil
dren. Mothers' darlings need to exer-'
clue their precious little lungs; so tbey
do. Here, Tommy, you can't carry
away a whole hundred of those fold
era. Put them back!
Tommy (racing off and making a
face) ? Yub-h-h! v *
Clwrk (grimly) ? And I used really
! to be quite fond of children!,
Fluffy Woman (In white lace, pale
blue satin bands and coiffure shin'
ing with brllliantine, descending the I
stairs)? Huh the mail come in?
. Clerk (repeating mechanically) ? I
There Ib only one delivery of mall a
day, madam ? in the morning.
| Fluffy Woman (advancing rapidly!
to the desk)? Why, that's the moat ab
surd thing I ev-er heard of! Only
once a day! Why, at borne the~post- j
naan comes five times? or Is it three?
Anyhow, whenever you look out of I
the window you see the postman com- |
ing down the street, and I must say I I
don t think this hotel sho\vs much" I
consideration for its guests to have
him come only oiice. I've always been j
used to having a late afternoon mail
ana I don't see ?
Clerk? I'll have it attended to at
once. j
Fluffy Woman (departing indignant- 1
ly)? Well, I think you'd better, or
you 11 find that people simply won't,
come to the hotel.
Voice (frcm Inner office)-? Yes,
Hintz, tell Uncle Sam we just won't I
stand It a minute longer, so there! 1
Oh, Lord! Why is a woman?
Languid Young Creature (in cling
ing lavender, with lavender band in I
her hair and redolent of sandalwood
perfume)? Oh, Mr. Hints! I left a
parcel back of the desk today, because
I didn't want to go clear upBtalrs You I
weren't here. Why, I, don't remember
. put It somewhere. Oh, yes, I
know; the safe door was ajar end J I
tucked it In there. Why.yes, I think
. I did shut the door. Oh, Is it a tlmo
jock And you can't get it open now
until tomorrow? How annoying! I
should think you'd have more consld- I
oration for your gufcstB. . It was em
I broidery work* and I want it at once.
I don't see ? ? .
I Clerk? We can't put our books in to
f night, either, since yxra shut' the
door.
Languid Young Creature ? Whatdff*!
ference do your old books make?, I I
ne\er heard of such carelessness' il
wanted to embroider till dinner was f
[ WMKjy" " * 1 1 . 1 . , 11 . ? |
Majestic Woman (elbowing i her
aside) I'd liko to know why you al- I
low that woman's child In. the room
next to mine to begin screaming ex
actly at three o'clock eVery afternoon
yhen I lie down for, a nap? She does
Purpose, because no human cliild
would be so regular in its bad tem- I
per. She must pinch it. She is the
most disagreeable creature, mnd I slm
Ply won't stand It! My nerves are
delicate, and I Bhould think you'd
have more consideration for your
guests' comfort than*, ta . let. children
cry next door to everybody. I
Youth (in the latest of hats, ,ties
oxfords and other apparel, breeztly
.g, got the
makln's? Ootta have a amoke and
am all out. Thanks!
Majestic Woman? It's perfectly dto* j
graceful the way the young men smoke
In the presence of ladies In this hotel
I should think the management would
malHnT g abf>ut !t ?h? M the
I Clerk < mechanically)? There Is only
*>ne delivery a day. We are on the
rural line ?
i Shrill Voiced Young Girl (coming
up) ? Did he' say only one mail a day,
Mrs. Jeeselton? Chat's perfectly aw
ful, because I know there's a - tetter 'tnr
this afternoon's train from Carrie say*
\lxut whether she could match that or
gandie | tore or .pot.
{tearing in) ? Say,
^Mr^ Hints, some one took my tennis
racket from the porch an' I wantchu
to find it. X left it right on the
porch ? ;; ?
Important Man ? I wish to reserve
three roonps and a bawth for some
I friends of min6 who may come to
morrow ? r?
Clerk ? There isn't a vacant room in
I the house, .Mr. Bliss .
I Important Man ? Well, I must say
i that's a queer way. to treat the fam
ily of Ellas Sullivan. Do 'you know
I who he isT He owns more timber land
than?
Clerk ? I'm sorry, but we can't put
| out the people already here and ?
Important Man? If you want to
make a success of this place, you'll
show more consideration for your
guests, let me tell you! Ellas Sul
livan ? .
? ftttning room -doors ? thrown open
and everybody surges madly toward
them to get In first, harping on their
grievances to one another.)
Voice (from inner offioe) ? I've an
other tittle auerr? Hlota. Why is .a
Summer hotel? X.' -
Clerk . ( mopping his forehead)*? 0o
we can have quests to show .consider
ation to, of courre. Where are yoot
"ars? \k.
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SEE THIS MAGNffl
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urday, 3 times every week, one full year ? ? ?jpx?vvf
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The Perfect
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Parcel p< stage prepaid. 1
Any Woman, or Even a
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MmuhHnohwi th? op#r*
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The
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when not
battluK or broking the atltchM.
r- ? ?? "cvinm it,
i^tTrabjcowfl
nriiuw
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prooesu
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he entire weight of the washer Is four pounds, and it can be easily foldoil up and. put out or the waj
ot in use. .v.'s^sg&yg* ^ gag
I liUruf *liow H 1 1 1,. Wntlitr
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joe Jarthow H i>|mr?bts.Th#
tub ?nd Mim<t nr? not *i*rt
?f the offer, only th?? Haiti*
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TRI- WEEKLY CONSTITUTION,
fcODGE DIRECTORY
-
falsing Star Chapter No. 4, R. A.
M., meets third Tuesday in each
month. J. B. Wallace, E. H. P.;
N. R. Goodalc, Scribe; J. W. Wil
son, Secretary. ,
Kershaw Lodge No. 28, A. P. M.,
meets first Tuesday in, each
month. R. T. Qoodale, W. M.;
W. Geisenheimer, Tress.; J. W.
Wilson, Secretary.
Camden Lodge No. 118 I. 0^ 0.
- meets B^cona and fourth Tuesday
in each month. R. T. (Qoodale,
N. G.; C. W. BirchmoreRV. G.;
1. Oi Hough, Secretary.
Jr. O. u. A. M.. meets fourth Fri
day night in each month. C. W.
BlrCfimore, C.; J. F. Bateman,
R. S. .
Lf*e Oak Camp No. 49, W. O, W.,
meets first Thursday night in
eaeh month. C. W. Birchmore,
C. C., W. B. Johnson. Clerk.
DoKalb Lodge No. 41, K. of P.,
meets second and fourth Thurs
day nights in each month, W.
G. Wilson. C. C.; M. H. Hoy man,
K. of R. & S.
Poplar Camp No. 36#, W. O. W.,
meets Monday night on or before
the full moon in each montb. B.
E. Sparrow, C. C.; J. B. Camp
belle, Clerk.
Antloch Lodge, No. 233, A. F; M.,
meets Thursday night on or be
fore full moon in each month. *D.
W. Jny, W. Mrr-Wr'lt: V Is, J&rj
t W.; \j. H. White, J. W.
Richard Klrkland Council, No. 180.
Jr. Q. U. A? if., <Antloch) meats
Tuesday night on or before fall
moon In' each month. F. D. Boy
kin, C.;, C. W. Shiver, R. %
Lafayette Council No. 2, R. Ik S. 11..
<* meets second Tuesday in each
month. C. H. Griffin, T- I. M.;
R. T. Goodale, R. I. D. H.: C. P.
DuBose, Recorder; J.- C. Rowan.
IP?- W. . :
Notice of Sale.
?
Nolle? la hereby given to all
concerned, that sundry articles of
household furniture stored w ith me
by John P. Grey, -will b? sold for
cash at public auction tocover Costa
of storage, on Tuesday, April 1st, ~
next at 12 m., at the rooms upstalra
above my drug store in Camdenr-S.
C. F. Leslie Sftmp.
Camden, 8. C., March 13tlir 1913,
4 ?? :: V.- ?
t>r. Alfred A* Patterson, ?|
and
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JSiicc??flora to Dr. aibiod
Offices In tho
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