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,-NOT QUITE THE SAME THIiMG. f'i ity Ticket", HudCHrngcd Somewhat Cince the Old Ger.tlcrran Hgr.dod Qui jftjfvlqp. ? - l'vor,vU"dy wl\o had known old Henry admired him f<>r I bo charity of bin fijifiuo when he Hjoko <>t hi* liolgbbon*. It v.p.B Kits moat market) cbarfictcrlpfio except the Indopond' or.(<; which lie rrdnlfOHtod In his po litical ftflilint!o)ih. li made (i young man who WfiH visiting In iho neighbor hood cuilrn.it, and oneJ day ho man ng'-d to lead up to tho subject and : -,sk f. I j ?? old mun Wfmt littl taught h I lit to He op bucJi a good watch on bin Ungito. "ft wn ' y r111? ii < i ii>-d ? be "id in i, <!'? ? Uy. "a Hpie'idid man, pa I i<;> <?!. v i Idm. lio a I yv.'iyn dlfllkod to I'M (ull(H g?fKlp|lug unkindly (ibu-ii e:te!i olhor. I've Heen him, when 11.ey Ik f .m i(. gel on his foot, Juftt like* r. a :, }5im7,'i)g and fcrudimlly working tov,::rd a l.cjo In tin* fence, and bo K i? .???;? <'!>?? knew ft he'd ho out of lit )<?<!..i, ki'h ho (ouhjn't hour 'tin. . ilc l;l\?d to juo about it. Henry.', In'd pay, 'when you're of age never f! iy i n.vihlng about a man if you can't n" p. o 1 tif Mm, pud always vote tho tinvty (lokct*." " Hut .you dyn'fvotc that way." "WoII, sir,-' m| t Ht-nry, ,4jr?sj fc<? I ' V i.;th< f .raid the f.triiifci-t J'irxjr tlvk et, nr.d \ but 1 cft<v?o to If- p-Hky tiling v--,s>Vv-J t! i! I don't believe :u\< t ' '.e l it." A NATURAL QUEST'.OH. Landlady? I ran not a<M,otuuiod:it? you. 1 I lk.- ia only :-ln;;lo ni'ii. hal inn lit-rt >ou thinH I'm twins? 3-cUir.y Comfort. I V<> I. I .! \\a> to *;o :i!!il I'll! Hilt \ 1 ti' I |-:i v - !," ^: I i 11 tlio iljipn. iillt at tin* ?"ii i i *s ;i y ntl'.ci'. "I v.ii'it to tji' ;'S i ?:i;I??r* aid" as 1 ran, K J<nnl'? SS ()f ( \|>rn; I'." "l'.'.riur "No. I don't i.no 1 ??r ]i;u!nv Itx lii't;." >!? > i or?" "N"? 1 v iti't to : t;iy ,n\:?Ko ;'ii watch t he: y.ciry " " I !:? u \ I::?t ilu l. >?.! want " * " W'1! il it ?\?i!.:t l'f (?'o much tt'Oitl'Ii'. I \vi>h you'd jun it >11? oi C!ir ol t !,<?.-?? i ? i ; : i <4'<>r - s I \ <? nad "u in !: .-jt The Nir.e's Cpinicn. A in: r: - ' 1 ) 1 >? :i !!. ! . > a v\ i ? ri ? - t<> |" ? >\ ?i <>: n ? > i . ? i' 1 ; 1 ..1 i ; ; > " I a l . ; S I' I ! (1.1* fa? i. i 1! ! !.' I ;u>!' " . ' r1 t ?; 1 \\ V. I-. tt I O V. .. l' ln>; i < >.-? .?? iiuiirti i n ^t .:s* "I; t t ho U<>i ((?;? t;,,iK ? ? -i vi r;i' \ I; ! ? s ;:! 11 ; 1!.?? I'll1 ? i t a; ".it i.l danui-l ?" "No. !:?. .i v. tlii- nniM' I cot; odi ! r .| ?h > .o 1- r-t in d r If-11????' t !k> <!? To? I ? ' t I *i >t? 1 li ,rf \ ! it:, '? 1 ,{!<? Is t v. <-. -',f ? : I ? I"! 'n -. j ? tc;:rth ' > i ? ?. n -. i 11 \ I ? t < ? ?? t ? ?' |?I"? ? 11 !!? < Ji-? . ? ; an ! ; . i: ? ? i O'lld i| ;i ? ! ? |i, , l , .1 A COOL PROPOSITION And a Sure One. The Hody Does Not I eel Heat Unpleasantly If it has Proper l:oud?? Grape=Niiis People can live in a tempi raturt which ft > Is from un to twenty il> i;ree cooler (hitit thi'ir neighbors on joy, by rcKiilutInn tin- diet. The plan is to avoid moat entirely foi breakfast; use a goodly allowance < fruit, either.fresh or rnoknl Th n fc 1 low with a saucer containing al>o;i: fou heaping teaupoonluU of (!t;<;??? N-itr treatud with a little iU h cream \d 11 this about two slices of crisp toa "t with n meager amount of butter, and on< cup of well-made I'ostum. By this selection of food the bodily energy is preserved, while the hot. car bonaceouR foods have been left out The result la & very marked difference In the temperaturo of the body, and to this comfortablo condition Is addei the certainty of ease and perfect dlges I tlon, for the food being pnrtlnlly pre digested is quickly assimilated by the digestive machinery. Experience and experiment in food and its application to the human body has brought out these facts. They can be mad*use of and add materially to the comfort of the user. Head th? llttls hook, "The Road to WfUrUlti" io phfii "Thero'.aRsasoa." ? ? r . ? ? Washington The present conena will show at least wlxty mora cities In tlio 2 5,000 population rlitkh thai) were couutet) 10 year* ago, according to-udvunco In forinutlon received at Mat;y Mojo the <re(>HU8 bureau. Small Cllion, Tliji growth In cltlaa rooms to, l;u chiefly in (ho Western ?stnt????. According to the l.-iMt con?u?, there were ICO cities in tha 25.000 class; It Ih naitl there arc nuvy 21Q.. About jCG.pur cubt. of the new 26,000 cities are in tho West, and tlie m'ctiotf betweail the |uk?n and Kentucky. Of th? remaining 36 per cent., two-thirds are In New HngiunU .and one-thlid In the South. ?k it i* Tho <lnsivo Moa enn 11vo In water from ono to seven daya, but kerosene and mlsolble oil#, bisulphide of car^ boi), iiydrocyanlo.aold j.hh and sulphur dioxide ftrtf "Jlow t?> Kill Mens." Quick and f t IJy L'm|c f-nm. foctive in de stroying him the public health service reports after inv<.AtigUl<olll In H:t:i l-\ n r.? I ;? d. Only fit a*. liealfhy < hough to hop freely Were cxperlm nted with, and none were regarded an dead unless the oh* solvation covered p. considerable period,'"for many h*. fli-Ht apparently killed recovered and resumed biting. * * * A real deposit for the i oslal nav fngs bank (><t to bo established) came in a ft w days a*w in the shapa of a n'.c'.trl parted in a ho'o in a piece of cardboard. First Dopo-.it A wonai has written fur I'ot'fii tha* her are K.v lhui!c. ruxSo.rt to dcpojU a fr\v dinT?* jit >o.?ir niw bsn^t." The letter ran a id rested to .the fc r.i v.-.;". tiv.uuvy deport mect. tflUi d .?, .'.i ? r?i. . t h d?lB?eJ v. .'.It -y-3 from :CTl !t< '*0 0.{ ? .? >?. l I ? Utinpj 1 "i" f J i" X'. . J * t . i 0 I l'i'0*< ? w" W e*t ? tUd ??;' ic'.j -s' '-e ;>?; .*h?* as f<k>:i in -i?4 > ?> 5!< ?.r.? e v;ivs*e.d, but li-jiij acc-ir.-Ji-. j \vv I b_' vcra.IeJ from th? 7' '? fore \ ?* ?* * ?>* ?>.-? .iti c a! m tta tho cM-M tv.?n <?: the Can* ;ir.i <;,??;?,'wi-M T) > r?"iuv * jra'o! b; or it .? oS jcr*. .3rv I- iliisiKc." iho d'.'par? ? ter.t. o.' th'? (riders lli'invo*ti- Interior. Thewor'x ^atiou of .\l:is*.:i v.ill I; > in charge lai.d ( lanits. of Andrew Glir.s tonscn, v.ho cce.ltd I .on is (S'avlg when fjlavia vJ dlsmi^Pfd as ch!?'f <>f ibe ll"lil illv'.slo i of tin) general land otllco, \vi(!i hia! (-.uartera In I'Drt'.eud, t)!.-., \viii"h had rhnrpo of tlu? AlssUnn di?tvir?'. It v.-a^ C'brbit^nscn >vbo dni tni; ihn IJallinK'i'* lMnc'.'.ot in v??si l?;atlou directed tljr> opontUK of n b?i<c stored In the frdnral bnildlni; in Seattle and boloiuciiiK to (ilavbj, which ri'-uiited In t"?e lliulin^ v^if twenty-four bt!orn that bad been mli'sinp from 111?* ,iu;ina;i latul r?f!Sci>. Ci11'.vin contended the letter* put there without hi* k.)owlcd*;e and action was a "frani' -up" arranged by his (Hemic;'. Tho two 111011 liavo b?;jn bitter fo"3 tvor kIiic.?. In view tho lh' investlga-tIon of th<i claims lias b>.n tioparaled from tho I'oriland oflle", and (Virliitcnsen, with the titln of cliiof of Held division in charge o! Alns'cau coal l.uuls Investigation, will examine the 900 or nioro entries, p.voraglng ltiO acrcs to the claim. ? ? * The ntate di-rpar?m?nt received In fomaiion that Joseph Sz-terenyl, late urder t-'ecretary of Ktale for coui luerce, made public statistics tdiowin^ t bat Alls'ro Ait^trians Semi Home 1111 n t? a r I ;i n a ?'v~o,<M)(),<H)(? a Year. rt*r.iit upwurxl of $,".0,000, 000 annually to th ir friends; at home, l.r.st year ir?.nt o t migrants returned to tb<ir homes, while DO,000 dc? 1 artcd. ? iV ? Kor t!:0 purpose of disccvorlng an enemy which will proy on the white IIV. a pest of t in* fruit cro.is in Foritla and otin/r (! lit' t-'t:itc/. K. S. Woglu'.o, of the Dcparintcnt of ivl,s Kin'iuy Agriculture.will ma,<e ok' White My. a trip to India, tho place of origin of tho white tly. The Auriciiltural depart* 1 M-nt for several >e:us past has be*'!! (uhtiiMt tho gypsy moth and the o:\i\Yu-iniHid motli in New Mngbind by ii.itiortii::; pa:a.-lles whie!i feed upon tho 111. W'oglum will study tho wliite 11 >' ?t ho In Spain, wit uro fruit I'.niiVf;-.; tr>)tihle \\i;!?. it. Ill S;<r'.in he will also investigate t'.io growing and handling t?f cllrua fruit. There will ) " no ?]? 11?v in inaMn;', j'.Vius for tin* raisin:: of t lio battleship M.iine, as t'.i" d-Jparinvjiii. in' iustlc.' ha > t itle.I that ihi* appropriation of $300,000 is available ! To I (Hi so the lor any step3 th?.t' Maine at Once. may be necessary In! the work. Thj at- j torin y general holds thnt it was the 1 ntoiit of ell!;?',rss that mo ;ey be UecI for nil purposes eonnvcie 1 with) the raising of the bait Vshlp, even to i tho burial <>f tli" d"nd in Arlington | national cemetery. In the near future1 n board of army engine rs will mako 1 a preliminary survey of the wreck and report on the best moans to raise I it. "When this n-port is received the various proposals from civilian con trr.ctors will be considered. I'itcher Hinrlrh of the \\'a?di <i'gt ons lias Infantile t'aralysin, Washington.?Hill lllnrich of tho Washington club, a pitcher, who is in a local hospital, was declared to have developed a case of infantile paralysis. Though lllnrich is th ? llrsi adult to be attached by the malady, it has been opulence In Washington for weeks past. ficorcs of babies hav<* been afflicted with it. lllnrich Is twen?}-o::o jcars old. Infantile par alysis rarely attacks adults, but the rumor thr.t TTinrlcli had tho disease was affirmed by l)r. Cox. About Noted I'roplr. Colonel H. IT. R. Green arrived In Nev/ Yrk from Dallftf, Texc?. J. Pirrpont Morgan gave a ea?tlc to the organist of Ills chareb. ? Tlift decree cf doctor of laws was conferred on James J. Hill at tho Yalo compiorcement. Tho presence of Archduke John of Austria In New York wns reported after a Ti*tt from BftfOhde OH. Viscount Terauchl, the new Japriu cse Resident-General or Koreg, ar rived ?t 8eoul, and bad an enthusiat* HC IWDttOTI. WILLY WAS TOO LIBERAL Overeupply of Alcoholic Stimulant# Ulaturbod ttohedule of Funoiul Arrangement*. Dean Kanuay'a womolm contain an anecdote of un oil woman of Btratha poy. J lint before her death nbo nol entnly hint met6U h*r fcrandnephew: "Willy, I'm dceln', and an ye'fl hue th? charge o* a' 1 have, mind now that at* much whlHky la to bo u?ed at my fu neral a* there wbh at my baptism," Willy, having no record of the quan tity consumed at the baptlHM, deeded to Klyo every mourner aH lunch he wlnhed, with the result that the fu neral procenHlon, having to travejrae ten mfleH to the churchyard on a abort November day, arrived only at dilbtflll. ' Then It wflH discovered that the inournnre, halting at a waynlde Inn, had rented tho coffin on a dyke and left 1t there when they returned their Journey. The corpse wa? a day late In arriving at the grave. CONFINED TO BED. Rldgway, p?,, Woman Endure# Terri ble buffering. Mrs. Jacob Kurr, 400 Hroad Btrcot, Itldgway, I'u., 8ay?:?J"I ?uffor?d iho woi'Ht kind of pain through my hack, the kldneyu warn weak and I had dizzy hjr'IIh. for a Ion# thnci I was unab'.e to attend to my work and was co;? lined to bed for works. I doct/ired constantly to no avail, Doan's Kid uoy Pllla helped mo right away, cooij I \vn? cured. I ntn better stronger than In years." U?i::cmber the nninc?Ponn's. sale I y nil dealers. DO cents n I Foster-Milburn Co., liuffalo, N. Y. LIKE HOCH. <SV?iI^AKL- r?> "What have you to say to t III h ell urge (if l.!f:i?Tiy; why did you liavo bo many \\ i V < ?" "Well, Judge. I expected to weed out a lew ef them l:y,</rr" m Why She Drought It Up. "Ho you remember," str- asked, "ilia! you said once that unlesa 1 ptom!s< d lo be your^L the sun would ci ai'i' -to-Htriitr-V" "1 don't 11-mviui)fr it now, hut I taif-l use I may have nnid f onset hinp of tlx1 kind." "Alid havt! you forgotten that you assured mo that unlets I permitted you to claim me as ycriir own the moon would tall from her place in the heavens?" "Oh. well, what if 1 did say so? Why t'o you want to bring that up, now?' "1 merely wislud to assure you that I'm sony I didn't shut my rye:; and !"t lur tall." His Soft Answer. And this in thi* sort of <xcuse you put up fur coming home two hours late lor dliiTu r and in such a condi-"* tion -that vnn and t hat dl ueputr.b'e Augustus Jones wej-e out hunting mushrooms. yen wretch? And where, pray, are the mushiooms?" "K< :v "ay are.tn' dear, In m' ves' pocket; and w'ile ?/ay nln' so inr.iiy of 'em, in' dear, we had lots of full? iIns an' I huntin' 'em." An Unnecessary System. "You ought to have a burgiar alarm i vstcin In your house," said this elec trical supply agent. "so that >ou v. Ill l> ? awalu md it' a hollar ra'ses.ono f.i the windows or opens a door at u:?;ht." "No l?ui j.'lar t an get in lu re whinle ..e ale j ettcefully sleeping," rt piled Mr. New pop. "We are weaning cur ! nhv." What's Income of thj hookworm fake? ilone out of .>;lles? When will they into Sti'e* i i;;iin? Fh, l)r. i'es ? It .; fireman antagonizes you tell him to g.? to blares. No Trouble? A Saucer, A little Cream, a ii( Post Toasties right from the box. Breakfast in a minute, and you have a meal as delightful as it is whole some. Post Toasties arc crisp and flavoury ?g olden brown, fluffy bits that al most melt in the mouth. ??The Memory Lingers" POSTUM CEREAL CO., LTD.. , DttttU Cr??k. Mi&h. .. " ? ' . . A IN OLD SOUTHCAROLINA Dream of the News (lathered . From All Sections of the Commonwealth For Our Many Headers. State Candidates to bo Voted For. Ticket* for the first primary to be hold on August 30 have b?eu printed and wili ha eent out at once bv State Chairman NVilie Jones, Gen. Jones always gfts these ticket* out to the various county chairmen early in order that there may he plenty of time for them to be distributed Along with th? county tickets. The following is the tickel t<> be presented the yotor a!, every poling precinct *, (Vote for ono for e?"h office and scratch the others ) For (lovornor.?Cole L. Hlease, Ju'u T. Duncan, C. C. Feat hereon e, F. II Hyatt, Thomas G. McLeod, Jno. 0. Richards, Jr. For lieutenant Gover nor/?E, Walker Duvall, Chus, A Smith, For Secretary of State.?It M. McCown. For Comptroller Gen ?ral.-^A. W. Jones. For Statis Treas urer.?11. II. Jennings. For Adjutant and Inspector General,-?AY. W. Moore, Chaa, Newnhain, .J. M. Hi<di ardson. For State Su/perintendent of Kdueation.-.-J. F. Swcaringrn. For Attorney General.?H. M. Kvfln?, J. Fraser Lyon. For H. H. <'ommission* or.?Jas. CanstU-r, G. McDiiHle llninjv ton, (J. II. Malum, 0. C. Scarborough. Spartanburg Fixin' for Old Vet?. Extorsive arrangements are hcinj madft in Spartanburg by (he ehanibc; of cmiMiwrce and other bodies to en* teitain the.('onl'ederatu veterans who will hold their ivnnuiil reunion I hero Auirust 1"/ and 18. It is oxprtL'd that thcro will l>c no lc?s than 2,fj()0 veterans present. At the name time I lie veteran* hold t!i?';r rem.ion, rho Red Shirt-men of lH7tt and the United Sons of Veteran*., or' South Carolina vniII meet in thai cit v and the efti/,ens will nveive them with wide-open arms, .). 0. S'triblin^ of I'emjleton is commander of tin lied Shirtmcn and A. L. Gndston of Chester is commander of the Sons c.f Veterans. ? The school building of the cit.y w ill be furnished w il*> ?ots and other h:k-!i building*) will be used by thf veterans as sleeping quarters. K:i the veterans wiio si cop in these build in.rs breakfast will bo provided \v!;i?.-!i is to be se^ e l in camp fashim: in-' ;i> I he ofld'^oldiers did between 1S(.I and im>, 'I'!;:' cei sinitten on cnlert'ui.nmctil I.as bee a especially busy and havt secured a niurocr oL' attractions to bt lie; 1 th ro during the reunion. Among t'-e?ii? is l\dk Mill r's famous troupe ?>t' in gro Hoag'sters and actors. A hi,' l.ay l \f,il 1?ht?.fo.-adv t? i respond t(i a. call at any I tint* during the wcek._ The city as a whole will be thrown op> !i to'the Vt',:eraiis aed the p-.-oplc of Spartanburg wiii do ev. ryilii'.i * for; their comfort. Mcsretvy Loses Hh Appeal. J. \V. Messprvy. who was onovicted of t!ic killing of Constable P Fish.burnc, at Kaveuc! station. < 'ol io t o i) county, duly (I, liMM), and given a seutc ice of tiO years in the p-ni tcjitiary, lost his appeal to the Su preme ?'ourt. "Personal Use" Whiskey Lawful. Attorney General Lyon has given an opinion in which he holds that v.hislccv for private -or personal use cannot be seized bv an oll'-cer. This opinion is directly opposite to the ntl'.-iir bv Judge Memminffer. given in '?< charje to the jury in Sumter county, when he declared that whis key for personal use was liable to be sei'.cd. The rnli?isr bv the attor ney y.-neral was givr'n on the re quoit of J. L. (iillis. a magistrate of Hombcrt, in SnmU-r county. Chester County Fair. The promoteis of the proposed county fair for Chester county, have fixed on Tuesday, Wednesday ailil Thursday, OetM'jcr 25, 20 and 27, as the date of tho'. fair, the grounds of the ('hotter Driving ami Athletic a soriutiun as tho plac?. No d"flui'v j?!n;is ;;:i I ,Iv?.:ails have yet brca ar ranged; this will <?.a;c in due tirv.c T'.m : ? will be nn exhibit of horses, cattle, f.trai products and poultry. The Rate Making Protlem. "This question cf r.\!u making through 'Virginia chips' poiat*/' sai 1 a mcrrhrr cf the railroad com mission, "from the North and North west to t!Southeastern territory involves rates t!?at have been existing for some 25 years, which 4h." South Carolina railroad chmmission, as weli as shippers generally A\ithin the ter ritory affected, regard as excessive. If the interstate commerce commis sion should equitably adjust t'.'i question of rates through 'Virsrinia chics' points it is possible that i very serious problem as to rat) mak ing will be solved." John T. Duncan Lost $99.60 Suit. S. L. Fodder, oneo business man ager of Tho Reporter, Columbia, who roeentlv tiled suit against his em ployer, .John T. Duncan, for the sum of .*00.50, alleged to be due him for his services, was awarded tho whole amount claimed in the summons and colnplairt by Magistrate Kasterling through default of the defendant to appear at the^trial or file an answer to the complaint. Reduced Rates for Reunion. The Southern Railway announcei reduced rates for the reunion of Con federate Veterans, to be held in Spartanburg Anguat 17,-18- and tOr Tickets will be placed on sale at tho local ticket ofUcea and-at all officer of the Southern in tho State on August 16-18, limited good to reach destination up to a.nA including, but not later than midnight of August 20. A ono-eervt per mile rate in each di rection will prevail for South Caro lina. Other railway* in thi* State have announced reduoed ra(?a for the nioUfti ' -:v, ? - ' NOT JOKINQ THEN. Helen?I uover know when your frlond Gruel is joking and when he 1? In earnest. Henry?He's in earnest when he tries tomorrow money. RAW ECZEMA ON HANDS "I had eczepm on my hands for ten yearo. I had throe good doctors but nono of them did any good. I then used one box of Cutlcura Ointment and thrco bottles of Cutlcura Resolvent and was completely cured. My hauds wero raw all over, Inside and out, und the eczcnia was spreading nil over my body and limbs. Hoforo I had used ono bottle, together with the Cutlcura Ointment, my gores werfc nearly healed over, and by tho tlmo I had uned t?he third bottle, I was entirely v.eil. To nny one who has any skin or blood disease I would honestly ad vise thbm to fool with nothing else, but get C'utlcurn and get weTT My handj have never given mo" tho least bit of trouble up to now, "My daughter's hands this .summer became perfectly raw with eczema. Bho could get nothing that would do them any goOd until she tried Cutl cura. She used Cutlcura Resolvent and Cutlcura Ointment and in two weeks they were entirely cured. I have used Cutlcura for other members of my family and it always proved suc cesef.il. Mrs. M. E. Falin, Speera Ferry, Va., Oct. 19, 1909." It Was the Other Way. "Mr. Jones," said the senior partner In the wholesale dry goods house to the drummer who stood before lilin in the private ofllce, "you hove been with us for .the past ten years." "Yes. elr.", "And you ought to know tho rufes of tho house. One of them Is that no man of ours shall take a si.16 lino." "But I have none, sir." "Hut you have lately got married." ?^Vk; but cm .you call that a side line, Mr. Jones?'1 "Technically, It may not be." "You needn't fear that having a wife Is going to bring me In off a trip pity s?*oner." "Oli, I don't. It Is the fear that having a wi'.e at home you'll want to stay out oa the road altogether!" What They Did With Them. An American who spends much of his time in England tells of a cockney who went to a dealer in dogs and thus described what he wanted. "Hi wnnts a kind of dog about so 'igh an' so long. Hit's a kind of gr'y'ound, an' yet it a.!n't a gr'y'ound. because 'is tyie is i-horter nor any o' these 'ere gr'y'ounds, an' 'Is nose is shorter, an' 'o ain't so slim round tho body. But still 'e'a ;r kind o' gr'y'hound. Do yon keep such degs?" "We do not," said the dog man. "We drown 'em." Complete Cure, Can chills bo completely rurel? Yes! "No prescription evor cfTecte.l more than ? temporary suppression of the (hills. I wns told to try your Hughes' Tonic; one bottle made a complete cure." Sold by Druggists?50c. and *1.00 bottles. Prepared by llobinxon-Pcttet Co. (Inc.), Louisville. She Knew the Worst. Mlrtreps (hiring servant)?I hope you know your place? Servant?Oh. yes. mum! Tho last rhioo girls you had told me a!l about It. ??t- itii>.u hi,?iii.u k t.u't nnK Wh???ltfr from Ift*nt. Stomach r Nt-t ". oiih Trouble* Cnpuiilne Will re .?vp j on. H b liquid?pii'tisant to t.iko ininu'nilntely. Try it. 10c. Zic. !cl f'Ao at it run stores. It's the experience of every man that be wants a lot he doesn't gen 'in<i gets a lot he doesn't want. Dr. I'ierce's Plcawint Pellets regulate and iuvip rate Motuaoh, liver and bowels. Stiyar-oo.it???!. tiny granules, easy to take. Do not L'ii c After marrying for money, many a man wishes he had been brought up to work for a living. I'or COI.OH nnct GI?II?. lllck's Capudlno Is the best remedy? relieves the aclilntc anil fevorlshness? eures the Cold nnd restores normal rondltlons. It's liquid?effects Imme diately. 10c. 25c nnd 60c. at drug stores. Some peoplo need only a little holo of observation to tako In all the Im portant scandals of the age. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Fynip forCh!Mre? teething, voftens t hegums, reduce* inflsnuna tion, allay* yain, cure* wind colic. 25c a bottle. A mnn's argument is nearly always self convincing. The Tenderfoot i? It wii ouc iA (tma experimental (vnen, wbo put MXatudea oo hi* oow ?o<| fed hur ahaviufa. Ifj, WM that it didn't matter vrliul (h? cow mtv iq load ? r/ea fed. Tho queatioua of dijMtioa ?ud nourUlugeut not entered Into hia ewluululiooa. It'i oaly m (wudcif<iot'' farmer that would try * T ? M o*pe?alent wilu ? cow, uui uimir * ?*?*??* j#// rcfardlee* of digestion uaJ nutrition. II? Jnight almost well _ ing* for oil the food he got* out of hi* food. Tbo mult U thai the {row* "weak" the eotion of the organ* of digestion tod nutrition or? i and the wan suffers the miseries of dyspepsia and the agonic* of neryousOM*. To etrea&then the a to mac b, faatoro tbo activity ot tbo or* tan* of (tlQemtlon and nutrition mod trace up tbo nerroo, uao Orr Plerco'o Golden Modlcal Dlacorety. It lo mn un* tailing remedy, mad boo tbo confidence ot pbyolotamm ?| nrcJI am tbo i>raise of tboueando heated by Ita moo, la the strictest sense "Golden Medioal Discovery" is a tempera no* medi cine. It contains neither intoxicant* nor narcotic*, and U a* freo from alcohol a* from opium, cocaine and other dangerous drugs. All ingredient* printed on it* outside wrapper. ?-"?????' ??>??? Don't let a dealer delude you for hi* own profit. There It too medicine for stomach, liver end blood "just as good" as "Oolden Medical Discovery." TOOK A SECOND THOUGHT. Aggrieved Visitor Agrees With Man Who 8poke About the Butter Part of Valor. Illshop William H. MoVlckar of tho Episcopal dloccac of Rhode Island, has hundreds of Hoston friends who will he Interested In a story they aro tell ing down In Providence about him. The bishop Is as big physically as ho Is mentally. On a certain occasion some yearn ago, ho preached a sermon on tho need for missionary work In the back t</\vns of his state, and espe cially mentioned the town of Foster, which certainly deserved as much uh he said about It. There arc a good many fighters In Foster,. and the worst of the Jot an nounced to all who care 1 to hear that when ho went to Providence he would make it bin buslnosH to chas tise the blehop, He didn't happen to visit the city until a nranth or ho ago. On his return he Joined the crowd about the siove in the village post office. "Well, Hi," said one of the grny bcarda. "l)ld ye lick this horo Par son McVlckar when ye was down to Providence?" HI spat deliberately before he re plied. "Lick him!" he said. "Say, he's eight frut tall and four foot broad. Lick him? I 'siw' him."?l'os ton Traveler. The Wrong Sort. An old Irish peasant was ono Sun day sitting in front of his cottage puffing away furiously at his pipe. Match after match ho llgl>t< d, pull ing hard at the pipe the while, ?intil at last the ground all round his foot Was strewed with hU tick matches. "Come iu to your dinner, Patsy," at length callcd out his wife. "Faith, and Ol will in a minute, Bid dy," paid he. "MoiUe Mulrooney has been a-telling me that if ()i shmpked a bit av glilass Ol cud see the shpots on the fun. Ol don't know whether Molke'n bedn u-foollng me or whether Oi'vc got hold av the wrong kind of glilass."?Scraps. It Wouldn't Stretch. Tho assessor was doing the very best lie could, but tho farmer was shrewd end wary. "How many acres of farming land hayo you?" ho Inquired warily. " 'Pout 20, I guess," said Reuben. "Twenty! Why, It looks to me like nearer 120. Conio, now, can't you in crease that a little? There are surely more than 20 acres in that tract. Sup pose you stretch that a little." "Say, feller,'* said tho farmer, "this ain't no rubber plantation."?Harper's Monthly. Tetterine Conquers Poison Oak. I enclose 50 cents iti stamps for a box of Tettfrlne. I have poison oak on mo again, and that Is ail that ever has cured It. Please hurry it on to M. E. Hamlett. Montalba. Tex., May 21. '08. Tetterine cures Eczema. Tetter, Ring Worm. itching PI lex. Old Itching Sores. Dandruff. Chlllblain?j and every form of Sealp and Skin Disease. Tetterine 50c.; Tetterine Soap 2r>,e. Your druggist, or l<v .mall front the manufacturer. The Shuptrlne Co.. Bavannnh, Oa. With eVtry mi 1 order for Tettrrln*? \v.? give, a box of Shuptrlne's 10c Diver Pills free. Playing the Market. "C'urbroke never pays for his meat until a mouth afterward." "So I hoar. Prices in the meantime go up, and he fee's as though he'd made something."?Puck. TO DKIVK Ot'T MALARIA AN'!> Itl'Il.D IT TIIK 8VKTKH TnU' the Ol.t Hi a in', h rd UttoVKW TASTUi K.-vs Cliu.l. T()Mt; Vol) kmiw what ton iiro inking. Tiki formula I* plainly i.riMiti on pi wry lioillo, showing ll n mninly 'Jiilninr unit I'on In a laMc U's? form. Tlii> bill nine drlvm out ih? malaria ar.'l Mil- Iron litillils ;li ? ???? t>yMom ChjU Oy u'.l dcuicn lot Mi yearn ?''r.co At ?mv How would it do to try tho experi ment of going to tho erring with love, inrtcad of law? Wouldn't it be a stop nearer to paradise? Por Reit, Itehlnsr Eyplldn, Cy?t?, Styfd Falling Eyelashes and All Eyes That I^oed Care Try Murine Eye Salve. Asep tic Tubes?Trial Size?25e. Aok Vour Dm# I rlM er V.'rlto Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. When a girl marries for a home she seldom boasts of what she gets. Only One Cobb. Tho morning after Judge Androi Cobb, n one-time Justice 'of tho su preme court of Georgia, tendered hit resignation, an Atlanta lawyer and e ehoo drummer Hat In the same si'at In an outgoing train. Tho lawyer bought a newspaper and looked over the headlines. Then ho turned to the drummer and said: "Well, I see Cobb has resigned." "Gee!" Hftid tho drummer, "What will Detroit do now?"'?Philadelphia Saturday Evening Post. Why Suffer From Eczema 1 A Georgia Kan Tells His Ex perience. I was afflicted with a very bad Ocut of Eczema for twenty-five yearo, which was In my feet, leus and h5ps. Through all this time I tried different remedies and Doctors' proscriptions, obtaining no relief until I uscd.yoin* HUNT'S CURE. 0 Ono box (50c) cured mo entirely, and though two years have- elapsed 1 have had no return of tho trouble. Naturally I regard it as the greatest remedy in tho world. Yours, J. P. Perkins, Atlanta, Ga. Manufactured and Guaranteed by A. D.. Richards Mcdiclno Co., Sherman, Tom Callous the ? . bowels with harsh cathartics, and you'll need physic always. Help them gently, with candy Cascarcts, and you'll need fchera rarely. Once learn the difference and you'll never take a harsher laxative than these. . Vcst-pocket box. 10 cents?at Bach tablet oi tho ccnuiuo is ma; TELEGRAPH OPERAT0R8 New 8o\H1il>onn<l llullwav ofllens open soon. Short hours unit Koo't pay. Any one cun learn In ti^o to (our Jnotitbi. ' l'o-Otlons (?iiariiiitoo(l all who make necessary preparation. I onkkccplng, Shorthand. Typewrltlnv. < Ivil Hervk-e uii'i salesmanship also taught. I WJiim by until If drtlM. I'csltIons securod for nil vr.Kliiatos. , Wilt* at onoo for fall Information. SouthCommercial Schools, North t'a rnlira '* ^renle^t Schools or bns!n??fcH. Balls* bury, Wilmington. li< C'jjf Mount. Wlnstun-H?4?Mr $CiS to S86 pays board; literary tuition and ! room rout ior session of nine months at j PIEDMONT HIGH SCHOOL J "It is the bout ami the cheapest schoollll'tllf ... ; Btntc."--li. M. Koonoe, Klutc Senator. ?' For Catalogue write to WW!. D. BURNS, Lawndale, N. O. A Great School for Boys Fork Union Military Acadcmy, with strict disci j pline under an ormv officcr. Thorough instruction j under experienced men. Management distinctly Christian, total expense for lession $l80.00l For catalogue, nddrcsj ; E. S. I.I60N, Headmaster, Fork Union,Va. Restores Gray Hair to Natural Color.- .. nCMOVKSOANDRUPPANDSCUNr Invigorate* and prevent* the liair frort? falling off For Oil* by Dnlf;|llt>i tr Oont Direct by XANTHINE CO., Richmond, Virginia Pi I c e ft Per Bottle; S?mple ftottle 35c. Send foe Circular* CURED Givet Quick Rellofi: Removes nU'swelling In 8 to ao day*; effoei a rcrinanent euro in to 6a days. Tri.il treatment Ciyrn fr*G. Nothing r?n bo fairer* ??Pf- "? Greer?'? Son? Specialists, Do* B, Atlanta, Go. 0EF1ANGE STARCH M W. N. U., CHARLOTTE, NO. 33-1010. AXLE GREASE Keeps the spindle bright and free from grit. Try a box* > Sold by dealers everywhere. STANDARD OIL CO. (Incorporated) YOUHB MEN AND UBIES *.V-D!ft5!SSi5? LEARN TELEGRAPHY 1 UtiaUfy* In tow months, mvinif ISO to 175 a month guaranteed. Quick Amotion ^VrlW tO<J*y for freo illusinuod catalog. southern school or telegraphy. 50 ^Box272. NEWNAN.6A. It was In this very cottage In Brookside, 15 miles from Birmingham, Ala., that three Italians nearly died of Fever. They had been sick 3 months. John son's Tonic cured them quickly?read letter below: BrookskU, Ala., Htf 4,1908. The two physicians here had ? very obettnate OMM ot continued Malarial Frref. All Were Italians and Uved oa a creek M yards from my Mora. ThmoaMinrtol threo monthsstanding, their temperature ranging from 100 to IOC Tha doctor* had tried every thing tn rata. I persuaded than to let m? try JohneoaYTOMc. I removed all the print- - ed matter and let tha mcdlclne go out In a plain bottle as a regular prescription. The el teet la all three oaass was Immediate and p*rfaaMat? They recorersd rapMly and there was no reeurrenoe of the Ferer. ^ ~ : R< BBlVtJRT. WrM* to TNI JOHNSON'S OH?U. * PCVDI TONIO OOm "