The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, August 12, 1910, Image 4
,-NOT QUITE THE SAME THIiMG.
f'i ity Ticket", HudCHrngcd Somewhat
Cince the Old Ger.tlcrran
Hgr.dod Qui jftjfvlqp. ? -
l'vor,vU"dy wl\o had known old
Henry admired him f<>r I bo charity of
bin fijifiuo when he Hjoko <>t hi*
liolgbbon*. It v.p.B Kits moat market)
cbarfictcrlpfio except the Indopond'
or.(<; which lie rrdnlfOHtod In his po
litical ftflilint!o)ih. li made (i young
man who WfiH visiting In iho neighbor
hood cuilrn.it, and oneJ day ho man
ng'-d to lead up to tho subject and
: -,sk f. I j ?? old mun Wfmt littl taught h I lit
to He op bucJi a good watch on bin
Ungito.
"ft wn ' y r111? ii < i ii>-d ? be "id
in i, <!'? ? Uy. "a Hpie'idid man, pa I
i<;> <?!. v i Idm. lio a I yv.'iyn dlfllkod
to I'M (ull(H g?fKlp|lug unkindly
(ibu-ii e:te!i olhor. I've Heen him, when
11.ey Ik f .m i(. gel on his foot, Juftt like*
r. a :, }5im7,'i)g and fcrudimlly working
tov,::rd a l.cjo In tin* fence, and bo
K i? .???;? <'!>?? knew ft he'd ho out of
lit )<?<!..i, ki'h ho (ouhjn't hour 'tin. .
ilc l;l\?d to juo about it. Henry.',
In'd pay, 'when you're of age never
f! iy i n.vihlng about a man if you can't
n" p. o 1 tif Mm, pud always vote tho
tinvty (lokct*."
" Hut .you dyn'fvotc that way."
"WoII, sir,-' m| t Ht-nry, ,4jr?sj fc<?
I ' V i.;th< f .raid the f.triiifci-t J'irxjr tlvk
et, nr.d \ but 1 cft<v?o to
If- p-Hky tiling v--,s>Vv-J
t! i! I don't believe :u\<
t ' '.e l it."
A NATURAL QUEST'.OH.
Landlady? I ran not a<M,otuuiod:it?
you. 1 I lk.- ia only :-ln;;lo ni'ii.
hal inn lit-rt >ou thinH
I'm twins?
3-cUir.y Comfort.
I V<> I. I .! \\a> to *;o :i!!il I'll!
Hilt \ 1 ti' I |-:i v - !," ^: I i 11 tlio iljipn. iillt
at tin* ?"ii i i *s ;i y ntl'.ci'. "I v.ii'it
to tji' ;'S i ?:i;I??r* aid" as 1 ran,
K J<nnl'? SS ()f ( \|>rn; I'."
"l'.'.riur
"No. I don't i.no 1 ??r ]i;u!nv Itx
lii't;."
>!? > i or?"
"N"? 1 v iti't to : t;iy ,n\:?Ko ;'ii
watch t he: y.ciry "
" I !:? u \ I::?t ilu l. >?.! want " *
" W'1! il it ?\?i!.:t l'f (?'o much
tt'Oitl'Ii'. I \vi>h you'd jun it >11? oi
C!ir ol t !,<?.-?? i ? i ; : i <4'<>r - s I \ <?
nad "u in !: .-jt
The Nir.e's Cpinicn.
A in: r: - ' 1 ) 1 >? :i !!. ! . > a v\ i ?
ri ? - t<> |" ? >\ ?i <>: n ? > i . ? i'
1 ; 1 ..1 i ; ; >
" I a l . ; S I' I ! (1.1* fa? i. i 1! ! !.'
I ;u>!' " . ' r1 t ?; 1 \\ V. I-. tt I O V. .. l'
ln>; i < >.-? .?? iiuiirti i n ^t .:s* "I; t
t ho U<>i ((?;? t;,,iK ? ? -i vi r;i' \ I; ! ? s ;:! 11 ;
1!.?? I'll1 ? i t a; ".it i.l danui-l ?"
"No. !:?. .i v. tlii- nniM' I
cot; odi ! r .| ?h > .o 1- r-t in d r
If-11????' t !k> <!? To? I ? ' t I *i >t? 1 li ,rf \ !
it:, '?
1 ,{!<? Is t v. <-. -',f ? : I ? I"! 'n -. j ?
tc;:rth ' > i ? ?. n -. i 11 \ I ? t < ? ?? t ? ?'
|?I"? ? 11 !!? < Ji-? . ? ; an ! ; . i: ? ? i
O'lld i| ;i ? ! ? |i, , l , .1
A COOL
PROPOSITION
And a Sure One.
The Hody Does Not I eel Heat
Unpleasantly If it has
Proper l:oud??
Grape=Niiis
People can live in a tempi raturt
which ft > Is from un to twenty il> i;ree
cooler (hitit thi'ir neighbors on joy, by
rcKiilutInn tin- diet.
The plan is to avoid moat entirely foi
breakfast; use a goodly allowance <
fruit, either.fresh or rnoknl Th n fc 1
low with a saucer containing al>o;i: fou
heaping teaupoonluU of (!t;<;??? N-itr
treatud with a little iU h cream \d 11
this about two slices of crisp toa "t with
n meager amount of butter, and on<
cup of well-made I'ostum.
By this selection of food the bodily
energy is preserved, while the hot. car
bonaceouR foods have been left out
The result la & very marked difference
In the temperaturo of the body, and
to this comfortablo condition Is addei
the certainty of ease and perfect dlges
I tlon, for the food being pnrtlnlly pre
digested is quickly assimilated by the
digestive machinery.
Experience and experiment in food
and its application to the human body
has brought out these facts. They
can be mad*use of and add materially
to the comfort of the user.
Head th? llttls hook, "The Road to
WfUrUlti" io phfii "Thero'.aRsasoa."
? ? r . ? ?
Washington
The present conena will show at
least wlxty mora cities In tlio 2 5,000
population rlitkh thai) were couutet)
10 year* ago, according to-udvunco In
forinutlon received at
Mat;y Mojo the <re(>HU8 bureau.
Small Cllion, Tliji growth In cltlaa
rooms to, l;u chiefly in
(ho Western ?stnt????. According to the
l.-iMt con?u?, there were ICO cities in
tha 25.000 class; It Ih naitl there arc
nuvy 21Q.. About jCG.pur cubt. of the
new 26,000 cities are in tho West, and
tlie m'ctiotf betweail the |uk?n and
Kentucky. Of th? remaining 36 per
cent., two-thirds are In New HngiunU
.and one-thlid In the South.
?k it i*
Tho <lnsivo Moa enn 11vo In water
from ono to seven daya, but kerosene
and mlsolble oil#, bisulphide of car^
boi), iiydrocyanlo.aold j.hh and sulphur
dioxide ftrtf
"Jlow t?> Kill Mens." Quick and f t
IJy L'm|c f-nm. foctive in de
stroying him
the public health service reports after
inv<.AtigUl<olll In H:t:i l-\ n r.? I ;? d. Only
fit a*. liealfhy < hough to hop freely
Were cxperlm nted with, and none
were regarded an dead unless the oh*
solvation covered p. considerable
period,'"for many h*. fli-Ht apparently
killed recovered and resumed biting.
* * *
A real deposit for the i oslal nav
fngs bank (><t to bo established)
came in a ft w days a*w in the shapa
of a n'.c'.trl parted in a ho'o in a
piece of cardboard.
First Dopo-.it A wonai has written
fur I'ot'fii tha* her are
K.v lhui!c. ruxSo.rt to dcpojU a
fr\v dinT?* jit >o.?ir
niw bsn^t." The letter ran a id rested
to .the fc r.i v.-.;". tiv.uuvy deport
mect. tflUi d .?, .'.i ? r?i. . t h
d?lB?eJ v. .'.It -y-3 from :CTl
!t< '*0 0.{
? .? >?. l I ? Utinpj
1 "i" f J i" X'. . J * t . i 0 I l'i'0*< ?
w" W e*t ? tUd
??;' ic'.j -s' '-e ;>?; .*h?* as f<k>:i
in -i?4 > ?> 5!< ?.r.? e v;ivs*e.d, but
li-jiij acc-ir.-Ji-. j \vv I b_' vcra.IeJ
from th? 7' '? fore \
?* ?* *
?>* ?>.-? .iti c a!
m tta tho cM-M tv.?n <?: the Can*
;ir.i <;,??;?,'wi-M T) > r?"iuv * jra'o!
b; or it .? oS jcr*. .3rv I- iliisiKc." iho
d'.'par? ? ter.t. o.' th'?
(riders lli'invo*ti- Interior. Thewor'x
^atiou of .\l:is*.:i v.ill I; > in charge
lai.d ( lanits. of Andrew Glir.s
tonscn, v.ho
cce.ltd I .on is (S'avlg when fjlavia vJ
dlsmi^Pfd as ch!?'f <>f ibe ll"lil illv'.slo i
of tin) general land otllco, \vi(!i hia!
(-.uartera In I'Drt'.eud, t)!.-., \viii"h had
rhnrpo of tlu? AlssUnn di?tvir?'. It v.-a^
C'brbit^nscn >vbo dni tni; ihn IJallinK'i'*
lMnc'.'.ot in v??si l?;atlou directed tljr>
opontUK of n b?i<c stored In the frdnral
bnildlni; in Seattle and boloiuciiiK to
(ilavbj, which ri'-uiited In t"?e lliulin^
v^if twenty-four bt!orn that bad been
mli'sinp from 111?* ,iu;ina;i latul r?f!Sci>.
Ci11'.vin contended the letter* put
there without hi* k.)owlcd*;e and
action was a "frani' -up" arranged by
his (Hemic;'. Tho two 111011 liavo b?;jn
bitter fo"3 tvor kIiic.?. In view tho
lh' investlga-tIon of th<i claims lias
b>.n tioparaled from tho I'oriland
oflle", and (Virliitcnsen, with the titln
of cliiof of Held division in charge o!
Alns'cau coal l.uuls Investigation, will
examine the 900 or nioro entries,
p.voraglng ltiO acrcs to the claim.
? ? *
The ntate di-rpar?m?nt received In
fomaiion that Joseph Sz-terenyl, late
urder t-'ecretary of Ktale for coui
luerce, made public statistics tdiowin^
t bat Alls'ro
Ait^trians Semi Home 1111 n t? a r I ;i n a
?'v~o,<M)(),<H)(? a Year. rt*r.iit upwurxl
of $,".0,000,
000 annually to th ir friends; at home,
l.r.st year ir?.nt o t migrants returned
to tb<ir homes, while DO,000 dc?
1 artcd.
? iV ?
Kor t!:0 purpose of disccvorlng an
enemy which will proy on the white
IIV. a pest of t in* fruit cro.is in Foritla
and otin/r (! lit' t-'t:itc/. K. S. Woglu'.o,
of the Dcparintcnt of
ivl,s Kin'iuy Agriculture.will ma,<e
ok' White My. a trip to India, tho
place of origin of tho
white tly. The Auriciiltural depart*
1 M-nt for several >e:us past has be*'!!
(uhtiiMt tho gypsy moth and the
o:\i\Yu-iniHid motli in New Mngbind
by ii.itiortii::; pa:a.-lles whie!i feed
upon tho 111. W'oglum will study tho
wliite 11 >' ?t ho In Spain, wit uro fruit
I'.niiVf;-.; tr>)tihle \\i;!?. it. Ill
S;<r'.in he will also investigate t'.io
growing and handling t?f cllrua fruit.
There will ) " no ?]? 11?v in inaMn;',
j'.Vius for tin* raisin:: of t lio battleship
M.iine, as t'.i" d-Jparinvjiii. in' iustlc.'
ha > t itle.I that ihi* appropriation of
$300,000 is available !
To I (Hi so the lor any step3 th?.t'
Maine at Once. may be necessary In!
the work. Thj at- j
torin y general holds thnt it was the
1 ntoiit of ell!;?',rss that mo ;ey be
UecI for nil purposes eonnvcie 1 with)
the raising of the bait Vshlp, even to i
tho burial <>f tli" d"nd in Arlington |
national cemetery. In the near future1
n board of army engine rs will mako 1
a preliminary survey of the wreck
and report on the best moans to raise I
it. "When this n-port is received the
various proposals from civilian con
trr.ctors will be considered.
I'itcher Hinrlrh of the \\'a?di
<i'gt ons lias Infantile t'aralysin,
Washington.?Hill lllnrich of tho
Washington club, a pitcher, who is in
a local hospital, was declared to have
developed a case of infantile paralysis.
Though lllnrich is th ? llrsi adult to
be attached by the malady, it has
been opulence In Washington for
weeks past. ficorcs of babies hav<*
been afflicted with it. lllnrich Is
twen?}-o::o jcars old. Infantile par
alysis rarely attacks adults, but the
rumor thr.t TTinrlcli had tho disease
was affirmed by l)r. Cox.
About Noted I'roplr.
Colonel H. IT. R. Green arrived In
Nev/ Yrk from Dallftf, Texc?.
J. Pirrpont Morgan gave a ea?tlc
to the organist of Ills chareb.
? Tlift decree cf doctor of laws was
conferred on James J. Hill at tho
Yalo compiorcement.
Tho presence of Archduke John of
Austria In New York wns reported
after a Ti*tt from BftfOhde OH.
Viscount Terauchl, the new Japriu
cse Resident-General or Koreg, ar
rived ?t 8eoul, and bad an enthusiat*
HC IWDttOTI.
WILLY WAS TOO LIBERAL
Overeupply of Alcoholic Stimulant#
Ulaturbod ttohedule of Funoiul
Arrangement*.
Dean Kanuay'a womolm contain an
anecdote of un oil woman of Btratha
poy. J lint before her death nbo nol
entnly hint met6U h*r fcrandnephew:
"Willy, I'm dceln', and an ye'fl hue th?
charge o* a' 1 have, mind now that at*
much whlHky la to bo u?ed at my fu
neral a* there wbh at my baptism,"
Willy, having no record of the quan
tity consumed at the baptlHM, deeded
to Klyo every mourner aH lunch he
wlnhed, with the result that the fu
neral procenHlon, having to travejrae
ten mfleH to the churchyard on a
abort November day, arrived only at
dilbtflll. '
Then It wflH discovered that the
inournnre, halting at a waynlde Inn,
had rented tho coffin on a dyke and
left 1t there when they returned their
Journey. The corpse wa? a day late
In arriving at the grave.
CONFINED TO BED.
Rldgway, p?,, Woman Endure# Terri
ble buffering.
Mrs. Jacob Kurr, 400 Hroad Btrcot,
Itldgway, I'u., 8ay?:?J"I ?uffor?d iho
woi'Ht kind of pain through my hack,
the kldneyu warn
weak and I had dizzy
hjr'IIh. for a Ion#
thnci I was unab'.e
to attend to my
work and was co;?
lined to bed for
works. I doct/ired
constantly to no
avail, Doan's Kid
uoy Pllla helped mo right away,
cooij I \vn? cured. I ntn better
stronger than In years."
U?i::cmber the nninc?Ponn's.
sale I y nil dealers. DO cents n I
Foster-Milburn Co., liuffalo, N. Y.
LIKE HOCH.
<SV?iI^AKL- r?>
"What have you to say to t III h ell urge
(if l.!f:i?Tiy; why did you liavo bo many
\\ i V < ?"
"Well, Judge. I expected to weed
out a lew ef them l:y,</rr" m
Why She Drought It Up.
"Ho you remember," str- asked,
"ilia! you said once that unlesa 1
ptom!s< d lo be your^L the sun would
ci ai'i' -to-Htriitr-V"
"1 don't 11-mviui)fr it now, hut I
taif-l use I may have nnid f onset hinp
of tlx1 kind."
"Alid havt! you forgotten that you
assured mo that unlets I permitted
you to claim me as ycriir own the moon
would tall from her place in the
heavens?"
"Oh. well, what if 1 did say so?
Why t'o you want to bring that up,
now?'
"1 merely wislud to assure you that
I'm sony I didn't shut my rye:; and
!"t lur tall."
His Soft Answer.
And this in thi* sort of <xcuse you
put up fur coming home two hours
late lor dliiTu r and in such a condi-"*
tion -that vnn and t hat dl ueputr.b'e
Augustus Jones wej-e out hunting
mushrooms. yen wretch? And where,
pray, are the mushiooms?"
"K< :v "ay are.tn' dear, In m' ves'
pocket; and w'ile ?/ay nln' so inr.iiy of
'em, in' dear, we had lots of full?
iIns an' I huntin' 'em."
An Unnecessary System.
"You ought to have a burgiar alarm
i vstcin In your house," said this elec
trical supply agent. "so that >ou v. Ill
l> ? awalu md it' a hollar ra'ses.ono
f.i the windows or opens a door at
u:?;ht."
"No l?ui j.'lar t an get in lu re whinle
..e ale j ettcefully sleeping," rt piled
Mr. New pop. "We are weaning cur
! nhv."
What's Income of thj hookworm
fake? ilone out of .>;lles? When will
they into Sti'e* i i;;iin? Fh, l)r.
i'es ?
It .; fireman antagonizes you tell
him to g.? to blares.
No Trouble?
A Saucer,
A little Cream,
a ii(
Post
Toasties
right from the box.
Breakfast in a minute,
and you have a meal as
delightful as it is whole
some.
Post Toasties arc crisp
and flavoury ?g olden
brown, fluffy bits that al
most melt in the mouth.
??The Memory Lingers"
POSTUM CEREAL CO., LTD.. ,
DttttU Cr??k. Mi&h.
.. " ? ' . . A
IN OLD SOUTHCAROLINA
Dream of the News (lathered . From
All Sections of the Commonwealth
For Our Many Headers.
State Candidates to bo Voted For.
Ticket* for the first primary to be
hold on August 30 have b?eu printed
and wili ha eent out at once bv
State Chairman NVilie Jones, Gen.
Jones always gfts these ticket* out to
the various county chairmen early in
order that there may he plenty of
time for them to be distributed Along
with th? county tickets.
The following is the tickel t<> be
presented the yotor a!, every poling
precinct *,
(Vote for ono for e?"h office and
scratch the others )
For (lovornor.?Cole L. Hlease, Ju'u
T. Duncan, C. C. Feat hereon e, F. II
Hyatt, Thomas G. McLeod, Jno. 0.
Richards, Jr. For lieutenant Gover
nor/?E, Walker Duvall, Chus, A
Smith, For Secretary of State.?It
M. McCown. For Comptroller Gen
?ral.-^A. W. Jones. For Statis Treas
urer.?11. II. Jennings. For Adjutant
and Inspector General,-?AY. W.
Moore, Chaa, Newnhain, .J. M. Hi<di
ardson. For State Su/perintendent of
Kdueation.-.-J. F. Swcaringrn. For
Attorney General.?H. M. Kvfln?, J.
Fraser Lyon. For H. H. <'ommission*
or.?Jas. CanstU-r, G. McDiiHle llninjv
ton, (J. II. Malum, 0. C. Scarborough.
Spartanburg Fixin' for Old Vet?.
Extorsive arrangements are hcinj
madft in Spartanburg by (he ehanibc;
of cmiMiwrce and other bodies to en*
teitain the.('onl'ederatu veterans who
will hold their ivnnuiil reunion I hero
Auirust 1"/ and 18. It is oxprtL'd
that thcro will l>c no lc?s than 2,fj()0
veterans present.
At the name time I lie veteran* hold
t!i?';r rem.ion, rho Red Shirt-men of
lH7tt and the United Sons of Veteran*.,
or' South Carolina vniII meet in thai
cit v and the efti/,ens will nveive them
with wide-open arms, .). 0. S'triblin^
of I'emjleton is commander of tin
lied Shirtmcn and A. L. Gndston of
Chester is commander of the Sons c.f
Veterans.
? The school building of the cit.y
w ill be furnished w il*> ?ots and other
h:k-!i building*) will be used by thf
veterans as sleeping quarters. K:i
the veterans wiio si cop in these build
in.rs breakfast will bo provided
\v!;i?.-!i is to be se^ e l in camp fashim:
in-' ;i> I he ofld'^oldiers did between
1S(.I and im>,
'I'!;:' cei sinitten on cnlert'ui.nmctil
I.as bee a especially busy and havt
secured a niurocr oL' attractions to bt
lie; 1 th ro during the reunion. Among
t'-e?ii? is l\dk Mill r's famous troupe
?>t' in gro Hoag'sters and actors. A hi,'
l.ay l \f,il 1?ht?.fo.-adv t? i respond t(i a.
call at any I tint* during the wcek._
The city as a whole will be thrown
op> !i to'the Vt',:eraiis aed the p-.-oplc
of Spartanburg wiii do ev. ryilii'.i * for;
their comfort.
Mcsretvy Loses Hh Appeal.
J. \V. Messprvy. who was onovicted
of t!ic killing of Constable P
Fish.burnc, at Kaveuc! station. < 'ol
io t o i) county, duly (I, liMM), and given
a seutc ice of tiO years in the p-ni
tcjitiary, lost his appeal to the Su
preme ?'ourt.
"Personal Use" Whiskey Lawful.
Attorney General Lyon has given
an opinion in which he holds that
v.hislccv for private -or personal use
cannot be seized bv an oll'-cer. This
opinion is directly opposite to the
ntl'.-iir bv Judge Memminffer. given
in '?< charje to the jury in Sumter
county, when he declared that whis
key for personal use was liable to
be sei'.cd. The rnli?isr bv the attor
ney y.-neral was givr'n on the re
quoit of J. L. (iillis. a magistrate of
Hombcrt, in SnmU-r county.
Chester County Fair.
The promoteis of the proposed
county fair for Chester county, have
fixed on Tuesday, Wednesday ailil
Thursday, OetM'jcr 25, 20 and 27, as
the date of tho'. fair, the grounds of
the ('hotter Driving ami Athletic a
soriutiun as tho plac?. No d"flui'v
j?!n;is ;;:i I ,Iv?.:ails have yet brca ar
ranged; this will <?.a;c in due tirv.c
T'.m : ? will be nn exhibit of horses,
cattle, f.trai products and poultry.
The Rate Making Protlem.
"This question cf r.\!u making
through 'Virginia chips' poiat*/'
sai 1 a mcrrhrr cf the railroad com
mission, "from the North and North
west to t!Southeastern territory
involves rates t!?at have been existing
for some 25 years, which 4h." South
Carolina railroad chmmission, as weli
as shippers generally A\ithin the ter
ritory affected, regard as excessive.
If the interstate commerce commis
sion should equitably adjust t'.'i
question of rates through 'Virsrinia
chics' points it is possible that i
very serious problem as to rat) mak
ing will be solved."
John T. Duncan Lost $99.60 Suit.
S. L. Fodder, oneo business man
ager of Tho Reporter, Columbia, who
roeentlv tiled suit against his em
ployer, .John T. Duncan, for the sum
of .*00.50, alleged to be due him for
his services, was awarded tho whole
amount claimed in the summons and
colnplairt by Magistrate Kasterling
through default of the defendant to
appear at the^trial or file an answer
to the complaint.
Reduced Rates for Reunion.
The Southern Railway announcei
reduced rates for the reunion of Con
federate Veterans, to be held in
Spartanburg Anguat 17,-18- and tOr
Tickets will be placed on sale at tho
local ticket ofUcea and-at all officer
of the Southern in tho State on
August 16-18, limited good to reach
destination up to a.nA including, but
not later than midnight of August 20.
A ono-eervt per mile rate in each di
rection will prevail for South Caro
lina. Other railway* in thi* State
have announced reduoed ra(?a
for the nioUfti
' -:v, ? - '
NOT JOKINQ THEN.
Helen?I uover know when your
frlond Gruel is joking and when he 1?
In earnest.
Henry?He's in earnest when he
tries tomorrow money.
RAW ECZEMA ON HANDS
"I had eczepm on my hands for ten
yearo. I had throe good doctors but
nono of them did any good. I then
used one box of Cutlcura Ointment
and thrco bottles of Cutlcura Resolvent
and was completely cured. My hauds
wero raw all over, Inside and out, und
the eczcnia was spreading nil over my
body and limbs. Hoforo I had used ono
bottle, together with the Cutlcura
Ointment, my gores werfc nearly
healed over, and by tho tlmo I had
uned t?he third bottle, I was entirely
v.eil. To nny one who has any skin
or blood disease I would honestly ad
vise thbm to fool with nothing else,
but get C'utlcurn and get weTT My
handj have never given mo" tho least
bit of trouble up to now,
"My daughter's hands this .summer
became perfectly raw with eczema.
Bho could get nothing that would do
them any goOd until she tried Cutl
cura. She used Cutlcura Resolvent
and Cutlcura Ointment and in two
weeks they were entirely cured. I
have used Cutlcura for other members
of my family and it always proved suc
cesef.il. Mrs. M. E. Falin, Speera
Ferry, Va., Oct. 19, 1909."
It Was the Other Way.
"Mr. Jones," said the senior partner
In the wholesale dry goods house to
the drummer who stood before lilin in
the private ofllce, "you hove been
with us for .the past ten years."
"Yes. elr.",
"And you ought to know tho rufes
of tho house. One of them Is that no
man of ours shall take a si.16 lino."
"But I have none, sir."
"Hut you have lately got married."
?^Vk; but cm .you call that a side
line, Mr. Jones?'1
"Technically, It may not be."
"You needn't fear that having a
wife Is going to bring me In off a trip
pity s?*oner."
"Oli, I don't. It Is the fear that
having a wi'.e at home you'll want to
stay out oa the road altogether!"
What They Did With Them.
An American who spends much of
his time in England tells of a cockney
who went to a dealer in dogs and thus
described what he wanted. "Hi wnnts
a kind of dog about so 'igh an' so long.
Hit's a kind of gr'y'ound, an' yet it
a.!n't a gr'y'ound. because 'is tyie is
i-horter nor any o' these 'ere gr'y'ounds,
an' 'Is nose is shorter, an' 'o ain't so
slim round tho body. But still 'e'a
;r kind o' gr'y'hound. Do yon keep such
degs?" "We do not," said the dog man.
"We drown 'em."
Complete Cure,
Can chills bo completely rurel? Yes!
"No prescription evor cfTecte.l more than
? temporary suppression of the (hills. I
wns told to try your Hughes' Tonic; one
bottle made a complete cure." Sold by
Druggists?50c. and *1.00 bottles. Prepared
by llobinxon-Pcttet Co. (Inc.), Louisville.
She Knew the Worst.
Mlrtreps (hiring servant)?I hope
you know your place?
Servant?Oh. yes. mum! Tho last
rhioo girls you had told me a!l
about It.
??t- itii>.u hi,?iii.u k t.u't nnK
Wh???ltfr from Ift*nt. Stomach
r Nt-t ". oiih Trouble* Cnpuiilne Will re
.?vp j on. H b liquid?pii'tisant to t.iko
ininu'nilntely. Try it. 10c. Zic.
!cl f'Ao at it run stores.
It's the experience of every man
that be wants a lot he doesn't gen
'in<i gets a lot he doesn't want.
Dr. I'ierce's Plcawint Pellets regulate
and iuvip rate Motuaoh, liver and bowels.
Stiyar-oo.it???!. tiny granules, easy to take.
Do not L'ii c
After marrying for money, many a
man wishes he had been brought up to
work for a living.
I'or COI.OH nnct GI?II?.
lllck's Capudlno Is the best remedy?
relieves the aclilntc anil fevorlshness?
eures the Cold nnd restores normal
rondltlons. It's liquid?effects Imme
diately. 10c. 25c nnd 60c. at drug stores.
Some peoplo need only a little holo
of observation to tako In all the Im
portant scandals of the age.
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Fynip forCh!Mre?
teething, voftens t hegums, reduce* inflsnuna
tion, allay* yain, cure* wind colic. 25c a bottle.
A mnn's argument is nearly always
self convincing.
The Tenderfoot i?
It wii ouc iA (tma experimental (vnen, wbo put
MXatudea oo hi* oow ?o<| fed hur ahaviufa. Ifj,
WM that it didn't matter vrliul (h? cow mtv iq load ?
r/ea fed. Tho queatioua of dijMtioa ?ud nourUlugeut
not entered Into hia ewluululiooa.
It'i oaly m (wudcif<iot'' farmer that would try *
T ? M o*pe?alent wilu ? cow, uui uimir * ?*?*??*
j#// rcfardlee* of digestion uaJ nutrition. II? Jnight almost well _
ing* for oil the food he got* out of hi* food. Tbo mult U thai the
{row* "weak" the eotion of the organ* of digestion tod nutrition or? i
and the wan suffers the miseries of dyspepsia and the agonic* of neryousOM*.
To etrea&then the a to mac b, faatoro tbo activity ot tbo or*
tan* of (tlQemtlon and nutrition mod trace up tbo nerroo,
uao Orr Plerco'o Golden Modlcal Dlacorety. It lo mn un*
tailing remedy, mad boo tbo confidence ot pbyolotamm ?|
nrcJI am tbo i>raise of tboueando heated by Ita moo,
la the strictest sense "Golden Medioal Discovery" is a tempera no* medi
cine. It contains neither intoxicant* nor narcotic*, and U a* freo from alcohol
a* from opium, cocaine and other dangerous drugs. All ingredient* printed on
it* outside wrapper. ?-"?????' ??>???
Don't let a dealer delude you for hi* own profit. There It too medicine for
stomach, liver end blood "just as good" as "Oolden Medical Discovery."
TOOK A SECOND THOUGHT.
Aggrieved Visitor Agrees With Man
Who 8poke About the Butter
Part of Valor.
Illshop William H. MoVlckar of tho
Episcopal dloccac of Rhode Island, has
hundreds of Hoston friends who will
he Interested In a story they aro tell
ing down In Providence about him.
The bishop Is as big physically as ho
Is mentally. On a certain occasion
some yearn ago, ho preached a sermon
on tho need for missionary work In
the back t</\vns of his state, and espe
cially mentioned the town of Foster,
which certainly deserved as much uh
he said about It.
There arc a good many fighters In
Foster,. and the worst of the Jot an
nounced to all who care 1 to hear that
when ho went to Providence he
would make it bin buslnosH to chas
tise the blehop, He didn't happen to
visit the city until a nranth or ho ago.
On his return he Joined the crowd
about the siove in the village post
office.
"Well, Hi," said one of the grny
bcarda. "l)ld ye lick this horo Par
son McVlckar when ye was down to
Providence?"
HI spat deliberately before he re
plied. "Lick him!" he said. "Say,
he's eight frut tall and four foot
broad. Lick him? I 'siw' him."?l'os
ton Traveler.
The Wrong Sort.
An old Irish peasant was ono Sun
day sitting in front of his cottage
puffing away furiously at his pipe.
Match after match ho llgl>t< d, pull
ing hard at the pipe the while, ?intil
at last the ground all round his foot
Was strewed with hU tick matches.
"Come iu to your dinner, Patsy," at
length callcd out his wife.
"Faith, and Ol will in a minute, Bid
dy," paid he. "MoiUe Mulrooney has
been a-telling me that if ()i shmpked
a bit av glilass Ol cud see the shpots
on the fun. Ol don't know whether
Molke'n bedn u-foollng me or whether
Oi'vc got hold av the wrong kind of
glilass."?Scraps.
It Wouldn't Stretch.
Tho assessor was doing the very
best lie could, but tho farmer was
shrewd end wary.
"How many acres of farming land
hayo you?" ho Inquired warily.
" 'Pout 20, I guess," said Reuben.
"Twenty! Why, It looks to me like
nearer 120. Conio, now, can't you in
crease that a little? There are surely
more than 20 acres in that tract. Sup
pose you stretch that a little."
"Say, feller,'* said tho farmer, "this
ain't no rubber plantation."?Harper's
Monthly.
Tetterine Conquers Poison Oak.
I enclose 50 cents iti stamps for a box
of Tettfrlne. I have poison oak on mo
again, and that Is ail that ever has
cured It. Please hurry it on to
M. E. Hamlett.
Montalba. Tex., May 21. '08.
Tetterine cures Eczema. Tetter, Ring
Worm. itching PI lex. Old Itching Sores.
Dandruff. Chlllblain?j and every form of
Sealp and Skin Disease. Tetterine 50c.;
Tetterine Soap 2r>,e. Your druggist, or
l<v .mall front the manufacturer. The
Shuptrlne Co.. Bavannnh, Oa.
With eVtry mi 1 order for Tettrrln*?
\v.? give, a box of Shuptrlne's 10c Diver
Pills free.
Playing the Market.
"C'urbroke never pays for his meat
until a mouth afterward."
"So I hoar. Prices in the meantime
go up, and he fee's as though he'd
made something."?Puck.
TO DKIVK Ot'T MALARIA
AN'!> Itl'Il.D IT TIIK 8VKTKH
TnU' the Ol.t Hi a in', h rd UttoVKW TASTUi K.-vs
Cliu.l. T()Mt; Vol) kmiw what ton iiro inking.
Tiki formula I* plainly i.riMiti on pi wry lioillo,
showing ll n mninly 'Jiilninr unit I'on In a laMc
U's? form. Tlii> bill nine drlvm out ih? malaria
ar.'l Mil- Iron litillils ;li ? ???? t>yMom ChjU Oy u'.l
dcuicn lot Mi yearn ?''r.co At ?mv
How would it do to try tho experi
ment of going to tho erring with love,
inrtcad of law? Wouldn't it be a stop
nearer to paradise?
Por Reit, Itehlnsr Eyplldn, Cy?t?, Styfd
Falling Eyelashes and All Eyes That
I^oed Care Try Murine Eye Salve. Asep
tic Tubes?Trial Size?25e. Aok Vour Dm#
I rlM er V.'rlto Murine Eye Remedy Co.,
Chicago.
When a girl marries for a home she
seldom boasts of what she gets.
Only One Cobb.
Tho morning after Judge Androi
Cobb, n one-time Justice 'of tho su
preme court of Georgia, tendered hit
resignation, an Atlanta lawyer and e
ehoo drummer Hat In the same si'at In
an outgoing train.
Tho lawyer bought a newspaper and
looked over the headlines. Then ho
turned to the drummer and said:
"Well, I see Cobb has resigned."
"Gee!" Hftid tho drummer, "What
will Detroit do now?"'?Philadelphia
Saturday Evening Post.
Why Suffer
From Eczema 1
A Georgia Kan Tells His Ex
perience.
I was afflicted with a very bad Ocut
of Eczema for twenty-five yearo,
which was In my feet, leus and h5ps.
Through all this time I tried different
remedies and Doctors' proscriptions,
obtaining no relief until I uscd.yoin*
HUNT'S CURE. 0
Ono box (50c) cured mo entirely,
and though two years have- elapsed 1
have had no return of tho trouble.
Naturally I regard it as the greatest
remedy in tho world.
Yours,
J. P. Perkins,
Atlanta, Ga.
Manufactured and Guaranteed by
A. D.. Richards Mcdiclno Co., Sherman, Tom
Callous the
? .
bowels with harsh
cathartics, and you'll need
physic always. Help them
gently, with candy
Cascarcts, and you'll need fchera
rarely. Once learn the difference
and you'll never take a harsher
laxative than these. .
Vcst-pocket box. 10 cents?at
Bach tablet oi tho ccnuiuo is ma;
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Invigorate* and prevent* the liair frort? falling off
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Quick
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It was In this very cottage In Brookside, 15 miles
from Birmingham, Ala., that three Italians nearly
died of Fever. They had been sick 3 months. John
son's Tonic cured them quickly?read letter below:
BrookskU, Ala., Htf 4,1908.
The two physicians here had ? very obettnate OMM ot continued Malarial Frref. All
Were Italians and Uved oa a creek M yards from my Mora. ThmoaMinrtol threo
monthsstanding, their temperature ranging from 100 to IOC Tha doctor* had tried every
thing tn rata. I persuaded than to let m? try JohneoaYTOMc. I removed all the print- -
ed matter and let tha mcdlclne go out In a plain bottle as a regular prescription. The el
teet la all three oaass was Immediate and p*rfaaMat? They recorersd rapMly and there
was no reeurrenoe of the Ferer. ^ ~ : R< BBlVtJRT.
WrM* to TNI JOHNSON'S OH?U. * PCVDI TONIO OOm "