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^igpnggK ▼AGE EIGHT THE CLINTON CHRO X^iogenes seoitlmiq for three m«ft in our towa U | THE JEDGETS JOSH | a » \ i. Enroute Home Old Diogenes, reincarnated, is back with jtis lighted lantern. This time he is searching for three men in our town, the thin nest, the fattest, and the most perfect average. If you are« fat r or if you are thin, or if you are somewhere in between, then perhaps you are the man he is searching for. And if you are, you’ll get a pair of MARX MADE Trousers Free. — 1 WRIGUYS After Every Meal Ifs the longest-lasting confection yon can bny —and It’s a help to di gestion and a cleanser tor the month and teeth, c Wr!gley*s means benefit as well as Guest: “Listen, Bill—I don’t like to go in on you this way—era you sure your wife knows I’m coming?” Host: "Does she—Say—she argued about it for an hour this morning.” Purdy’s Philoe “Style makers are great little poli ticians, if you ask me—Well never have a ‘petticoat’ government now.” Sport Extra Flubb: “I know one fellow who will box Dempsey some day—and he won’t be on the loser’s end, either?” Dubb: “Who’s rat?” Flubb: “The undertaker.” An Optimist Veteran: “Well—a wooden leg is quite a handicap—but like every thing, it has its advantages.” Friend: “Advantages! Man—name just one advantage.” Veteran: “Well—thumb-tacks are mighty cheap sock supporters.” GO RIGHT AT IT Friends and Neighbors in Clinton Will Show You a Way. Get at the root of the trouble. Subbing an aching back may re lieve it, ^#ut won’t cure it if the kidneys are Ton must reach the root of it—the kidneys. Doan’s Pills go right a itt; Beach the cause; attack the pain. Are recommended hy many Clinton people. Ask your neighbor! Mrs. T. R. Simpson, rear of 19 S. Tbornwell St., Clinton, Says: “I had * great deal of trouble with my back, e^mcially mornings. I felt tired ana miserable and it was hard for me to stand. I became depressed and ev ery bit of energy seemed to leave me. I had dizry headaches and often Mack specks appeared before my eyes after getting up from a stoop ed position. My kidneys were in a weakened state. All of these trou* ties kept me in a nervous, irritable condition. I read about Doan’s Pills and thought I would try them. They were splendid and it was not long be fore they relieved me of this misery.” 60c, at all dealers.- Foster-Milburn Co„ Mfrs., Buffalo, N. Y. 1 WE CLEAN, PRESS AND DYE LADIES’ GARMENTS High Class Work , Guaranteed BUCHANAN’S PRESSING CLUB Phone 28 The Boy Is Right Six Year Old Harold:, “Hey, look Pop! I pulled up this big bush all by myself.” Dad: “My, but you are a strong boy.” -• • J' r -' Harold: “Yes, I guess I am, ’cause the whole world has hold of the other end.” * Easy for Pete Boy (reading thriller); “Say, Pete, what’s a stoic?” Other Boy: “Gee, Sam, but you’re dumb, a stoic is a boid what brings babies.” * • Quite Proper Bobbed Bandit: “Hands up! If you move you’re dead.” Gent from Boston: “Mercy—what English—Don’t you know if I move it is a positive sign I’m living, ol’ dear?” - Blind Pig, Eh? Judge: “Did you ever see the pris oner at the bar?” Witness: “Well, Judge, it wasn’t exactly a bar, but everybody was get ting all the drinks they wanted.” BMnde Bess Opines “I’m following the doctor’s instruct “I’m following the doctor’s in structions and exercising with dumb bells. Tonight I go horseback riding with Percy and Freddie.” This Is Serious “A woman who marries a man to reform him has a life-long job—and then she dies without doing it.” A Fair Question She :> “You men make me tired— you are always knocking talkative women when, as a matter of fact, you. like talkative women as well as you like others—now, don’t you?” He: V What others?” Pullman Conductor: “Haven’t I told you not to clean shoes in the car aisle?” —— Porter: “Yes’ir, but the man in that berth has the laces tied to his toes.” To a Jersey Mosquito He presented his bill, And I could not evade it. In valley, on hill. He presented his bill, " With stinging ill-will; So with blood, sir, I paid it. He presented his bill an”\’....r,wd He presented his bill. And I could not evade it. Young: People’s Conference Draws Large Enrollment (Continued from Page One) School in Richmond, Va., whose re markable gifts as a Bible teacher are receiving wide recognition. Lectures on Presbyterianism—On .“Presbyterian Fundamentals,” Rev. R. A. Lapsley, Jr., pastor of the FiAt Presbyterian church, Columbia. This course was one of the outstanding features of the conference last vear.^sg On “The Story of Our Church,” Rev. H. B. Seawright, of Washington, N. C., one of the most scholarly and at- trative preachers in the Presbyterian ministry. Mission Study—Foreign Mission Study, Rev. C. Darby Fulton, Oka- saki, Japan, a native of South Caro lina, a graduate of Columbia Semi nary, and an outstanding man among the Presbyterian younger missionar ies. Home Mission Study, Miss Nancy White, of Atlanta, Ga., graduate of Assembly’s Training School, Rich mond, Va., now educational secretary of the Home Missions Committee of Atlanta, and in wide demand for sum mer ^Differences. 'Methods of Church Work—Christ ian Endeavor Mr. Frank P. Wilson, of Chattanooga, Tenn., field secretary of the All-South Christian Endeavor Extension committee. Sunday School Work, Miss Claudia Fraser, graduate of Assembly's Training School, Rich mond, Va., assistant to the pastor at Great Falls. Vesper Service—Rev. H. G. Bedin- ger of Hartsville, formerly chaplain in the A. E. F. Inspirational Addresses—President H. E. Rondthaler, Salem College, Win ston-Salem, N. C.; Rev. C. Darby Fulton, Okasaki, Japan; Rev. Flour- gey Shepperson, D. D., of Chester; His Excellency T. G. McLeod, govern or of South Carolina; Rev. J. A. Mc Lean, Greenwood; Rev. John Mc- Sween, Clemson College. The conference elected Mr. R. A. Miller of Rock Hill, as president of the student body; Miss Nellie Peck, also of Rock Hill, was elected secre- tary. Saturday night is designated as “stunt night” and already the Pres bytery groups "are planning their stunts |nd music. Last year the sil ver cup was won by Harmony Pres bytery. y. UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH CAROLINA SCHOLARSHIP AND ENTRANCE EXAMINATIONS Tbe examination for the award ef vacant scholarships in the University of South Carolina and for admission of new students will be held at the Coonty Court House, Friday, July 11, 1824, at 9 o’clock A. M. Applicants vast not be less than 15 years of age. Scholarships are vacant in the fol lowing 17 counties: Abbeville Bamberg Beaufort Berkeley Calhoun Cherokee Chester Jasper Colleton Lexington D.rli„gu n Dillon Georgetown 0 ™ 11 * 5 Horry York Applicants for scholarships should write to President Melton for scholar- drip application blanks. These should Bi filed with the President by July Ml Scholarships are worth $100.00, phw free tuition and fees. The next SMadoa will open September 17, 1924. Wm farther information write to: MUMIDBNT W. D. MELTON, Caivorsity ef 8ee$h Cardins. Cdembia, ft. C. REPLY BY DIAL TO OPPONENTS (Continued From Page One) appointment and said he had no apologies for his opposition to Thur mond. The senator’s shot at Mr. McMs ban was in reply to the commission er’s assertion that Mr. Dial was sup porting the presidential candidacy of Senator Oscar W. Underwood. He said Mr. McMaham had gone beyom his authority in picking his candi dates for him. When he is ready, he said, he will announce whom he is supporting, but until that time he 3ft not propose to allow any one to spoak for him. Beginning his address, Mr. Blegse voiced the opinion that the state com mittee had begun the campaign two weeks too early.- Referring to the manner of enforc ing the Volstead act, the former gov ernor severely criticised Columbia of ficers, insisting that they discrimi nated in favor of city residents. Deprecating the use of personali ties or appeals to prejudice in the campaign, Mr. Bleaae urged' the vot ers to lay theae aside and to think serioualy for the welfare of the coun try. \ The young people attending the conference are being accomodated m the college dormitories. Their meals are being served in the central din* ing hall under the supervision of Mrs. Myrtle Hunter. The visitors have ; expressed their appreciation of the splendid fare and the manner in day afternoon. They had a difficult which the college authorities have pro vided for their comfort while in the iflB' —mm*—-• ■ ■— The GULBRANSEN REGISTERING PIANO $ • -Ti f • - : H •>/ . . • - -- — ..... . -._L. —*.... * - -_v is a National Institution . * Its value wquld justify a much higher price but the manu facturers have made an exceedingly low uniform price on the entire line that puts all other manufacturers of players in a most uncomfortable position. O’Daniel & Reid have reached a high level in the esteem of the Clinton people, and their recommendation of any ■ piano will be sufficient. We MOST HEARTILY shout the praises of the Gulbransen Registering Piano. r . ' • The Community Model is priced at $420, and the Suburban Model at $495. • t O’DANIEL & REID UNION SERVICE SUNDAY EVENING The evening services in the church es of the city will be withdrawn next Sunday in order to unite in the spec ial evangelistic 'services at the First Baptist church being conducted by )r..L. R. Pruette of Charlotte. The morning services will be held at the accustomed hour. PROF. HOY GOES TO MASSACHUSETTS Prof. W. E. Hoy, instructor of Biology at the Presbyterian College, left yesterday for the Marine Biologi cal Laboratory at Woods Hole, Mass., where he will pursue special summer work in his department. Mrs. Hoy and little son left for their home at Mount Airy, N. C., where they will spend the summer, later to be joined there by Dr. Hoy. LAKE THOMAS - — (On Clinton-Laurens Highway) NOW OPEN earn i i^CARO-CO COCOAMUT Ott. SHAMPOO to toooiy Mf&fmon JburJvJJrutfirt SO c+nir thohoiiie OPEN EVERY DAY EXCEPT SUNDAY GOOD, CLEAR RUNNING WATER. SMOOTH BOT TOM. AN EXPERT SWIMMER IN — ATTENDANCE AT ALL TIMES.. BATHING SUITS FOR RENT. COME OUT AND TAKE A DIP SEASON TICKETS FOR BATHING ON SALE. $ Free use of grounds for picnic parties when appoint ment is made ahead. FOR SALE IN CLINTON AT . Sadler-Owens Pharmacy 00 Telephone 400 , ^IHHMIllllHniffllttllNHMHIIIIIM^