The Clinton chronicle. (Clinton, S.C.) 1901-current, June 19, 1924, Image 8
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▼AGE EIGHT
THE CLINTON CHRO
X^iogenes seoitlmiq for
three m«ft in our towa
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i. Enroute Home
Old Diogenes, reincarnated, is
back with jtis lighted lantern.
This time he is searching for
three men in our town, the thin
nest, the fattest, and the most
perfect average.
If you are« fat r or if you are
thin, or if you are somewhere in
between, then perhaps you are
the man he is searching for.
And if you are, you’ll get a
pair of MARX MADE Trousers
Free. — 1
WRIGUYS
After Every Meal
Ifs the longest-lasting
confection yon can bny
—and It’s a help to di
gestion and a cleanser
tor the month
and teeth, c
Wr!gley*s means
benefit as well as
Guest: “Listen, Bill—I don’t like
to go in on you this way—era you
sure your wife knows I’m coming?”
Host: "Does she—Say—she argued
about it for an hour this morning.”
Purdy’s Philoe
“Style makers are great little poli
ticians, if you ask me—Well never
have a ‘petticoat’ government now.”
Sport Extra
Flubb: “I know one fellow who will
box Dempsey some day—and he won’t
be on the loser’s end, either?”
Dubb: “Who’s rat?”
Flubb: “The undertaker.”
An Optimist
Veteran: “Well—a wooden leg is
quite a handicap—but like every
thing, it has its advantages.”
Friend: “Advantages! Man—name
just one advantage.”
Veteran: “Well—thumb-tacks are
mighty cheap sock supporters.”
GO RIGHT AT IT
Friends and Neighbors in Clinton
Will Show You a Way.
Get at the root of the trouble.
Subbing an aching back may re
lieve it,
^#ut won’t cure it if the kidneys are
Ton must reach the root of it—the
kidneys.
Doan’s Pills go right a itt;
Beach the cause; attack the pain.
Are recommended hy many Clinton
people. Ask your neighbor!
Mrs. T. R. Simpson, rear of 19 S.
Tbornwell St., Clinton, Says: “I had
* great deal of trouble with my back,
e^mcially mornings. I felt tired ana
miserable and it was hard for me to
stand. I became depressed and ev
ery bit of energy seemed to leave
me. I had dizry headaches and often
Mack specks appeared before my
eyes after getting up from a stoop
ed position. My kidneys were in a
weakened state. All of these trou*
ties kept me in a nervous, irritable
condition. I read about Doan’s Pills
and thought I would try them. They
were splendid and it was not long be
fore they relieved me of this misery.”
60c, at all dealers.- Foster-Milburn
Co„ Mfrs., Buffalo, N. Y.
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WE CLEAN, PRESS
AND DYE LADIES’
GARMENTS
High Class Work
, Guaranteed
BUCHANAN’S
PRESSING CLUB
Phone 28
The Boy Is Right
Six Year Old Harold:, “Hey, look
Pop! I pulled up this big bush all
by myself.”
Dad: “My, but you are a strong
boy.” -• • J' r -'
Harold: “Yes, I guess I am, ’cause
the whole world has hold of the
other end.”
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Easy for Pete
Boy (reading thriller); “Say, Pete,
what’s a stoic?”
Other Boy: “Gee, Sam, but you’re
dumb, a stoic is a boid what brings
babies.”
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Quite Proper
Bobbed Bandit: “Hands up! If you
move you’re dead.”
Gent from Boston: “Mercy—what
English—Don’t you know if I move
it is a positive sign I’m living, ol’
dear?”
- Blind Pig, Eh?
Judge: “Did you ever see the pris
oner at the bar?”
Witness: “Well, Judge, it wasn’t
exactly a bar, but everybody was get
ting all the drinks they wanted.”
BMnde Bess Opines
“I’m following the doctor’s instruct
“I’m following the doctor’s in
structions and exercising with dumb
bells. Tonight I go horseback riding
with Percy and Freddie.”
This Is Serious
“A woman who marries a man to
reform him has a life-long job—and
then she dies without doing it.”
A Fair Question
She :> “You men make me tired—
you are always knocking talkative
women when, as a matter of fact, you.
like talkative women as well as you
like others—now, don’t you?”
He: V What others?”
Pullman Conductor: “Haven’t I told
you not to clean shoes in the car
aisle?” ——
Porter: “Yes’ir, but the man in that
berth has the laces tied to his toes.”
To a Jersey Mosquito
He presented his bill,
And I could not evade it.
In valley, on hill.
He presented his bill, "
With stinging ill-will;
So with blood, sir, I paid it.
He presented his bill an”\’....r,wd
He presented his bill.
And I could not evade it.
Young: People’s
Conference Draws
Large Enrollment
(Continued from Page One)
School in Richmond, Va., whose re
markable gifts as a Bible teacher are
receiving wide recognition.
Lectures on Presbyterianism—On
.“Presbyterian Fundamentals,” Rev. R.
A. Lapsley, Jr., pastor of the FiAt
Presbyterian church, Columbia. This
course was one of the outstanding
features of the conference last vear.^sg
On “The Story of Our Church,” Rev.
H. B. Seawright, of Washington, N.
C., one of the most scholarly and at-
trative preachers in the Presbyterian
ministry.
Mission Study—Foreign Mission
Study, Rev. C. Darby Fulton, Oka-
saki, Japan, a native of South Caro
lina, a graduate of Columbia Semi
nary, and an outstanding man among
the Presbyterian younger missionar
ies. Home Mission Study, Miss Nancy
White, of Atlanta, Ga., graduate of
Assembly’s Training School, Rich
mond, Va., now educational secretary
of the Home Missions Committee of
Atlanta, and in wide demand for sum
mer ^Differences.
'Methods of Church Work—Christ
ian Endeavor Mr. Frank P. Wilson,
of Chattanooga, Tenn., field secretary
of the All-South Christian Endeavor
Extension committee. Sunday School
Work, Miss Claudia Fraser, graduate
of Assembly's Training School, Rich
mond, Va., assistant to the pastor at
Great Falls.
Vesper Service—Rev. H. G. Bedin-
ger of Hartsville, formerly chaplain
in the A. E. F.
Inspirational Addresses—President
H. E. Rondthaler, Salem College, Win
ston-Salem, N. C.; Rev. C. Darby
Fulton, Okasaki, Japan; Rev. Flour-
gey Shepperson, D. D., of Chester;
His Excellency T. G. McLeod, govern
or of South Carolina; Rev. J. A. Mc
Lean, Greenwood; Rev. John Mc-
Sween, Clemson College.
The conference elected Mr. R. A.
Miller of Rock Hill, as president of
the student body; Miss Nellie Peck,
also of Rock Hill, was elected secre-
tary.
Saturday night is designated as
“stunt night” and already the Pres
bytery groups "are planning their
stunts |nd music. Last year the sil
ver cup was won by Harmony Pres
bytery.
y.
UNIVERSITY OF
SOUTH CAROLINA
SCHOLARSHIP AND ENTRANCE
EXAMINATIONS
Tbe examination for the award ef
vacant scholarships in the University
of South Carolina and for admission
of new students will be held at the
Coonty Court House, Friday, July 11,
1824, at 9 o’clock A. M. Applicants
vast not be less than 15 years of age.
Scholarships are vacant in the fol
lowing 17 counties:
Abbeville
Bamberg
Beaufort
Berkeley
Calhoun
Cherokee
Chester Jasper
Colleton Lexington
D.rli„gu n
Dillon
Georgetown 0 ™ 11 * 5
Horry York
Applicants for scholarships should
write to President Melton for scholar-
drip application blanks. These should
Bi filed with the President by July
Ml Scholarships are worth $100.00,
phw free tuition and fees. The next
SMadoa will open September 17, 1924.
Wm farther information write to:
MUMIDBNT W. D. MELTON,
Caivorsity ef 8ee$h Cardins.
Cdembia, ft. C.
REPLY BY DIAL
TO OPPONENTS
(Continued From Page One)
appointment and said he had no
apologies for his opposition to Thur
mond.
The senator’s shot at Mr. McMs
ban was in reply to the commission
er’s assertion that Mr. Dial was sup
porting the presidential candidacy of
Senator Oscar W. Underwood. He
said Mr. McMaham had gone beyom
his authority in picking his candi
dates for him. When he is ready, he
said, he will announce whom he is
supporting, but until that time he 3ft
not propose to allow any one to spoak
for him.
Beginning his address, Mr. Blegse
voiced the opinion that the state com
mittee had begun the campaign two
weeks too early.-
Referring to the manner of enforc
ing the Volstead act, the former gov
ernor severely criticised Columbia of
ficers, insisting that they discrimi
nated in favor of city residents.
Deprecating the use of personali
ties or appeals to prejudice in the
campaign, Mr. Bleaae urged' the vot
ers to lay theae aside and to think
serioualy for the welfare of the coun
try.
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The young people attending the
conference are being accomodated m
the college dormitories. Their meals
are being served in the central din*
ing hall under the supervision of Mrs.
Myrtle Hunter. The visitors have ;
expressed their appreciation of the
splendid fare and the manner in
day afternoon. They had a difficult
which the college authorities have pro
vided for their comfort while in the
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The GULBRANSEN REGISTERING PIANO
$ • -Ti f • - : H
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is a National Institution
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Its value wquld justify a much higher price but the manu
facturers have made an exceedingly low uniform price on the
entire line that puts all other manufacturers of players in a
most uncomfortable position.
O’Daniel & Reid have reached a high level in the esteem of
the Clinton people, and their recommendation of any ■ piano
will be sufficient. We MOST HEARTILY shout the praises of
the Gulbransen Registering Piano.
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The Community Model is priced at $420, and the Suburban
Model at $495.
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O’DANIEL & REID
UNION SERVICE
SUNDAY EVENING
The evening services in the church
es of the city will be withdrawn next
Sunday in order to unite in the spec
ial evangelistic 'services at the First
Baptist church being conducted by
)r..L. R. Pruette of Charlotte. The
morning services will be held at the
accustomed hour.
PROF. HOY GOES
TO MASSACHUSETTS
Prof. W. E. Hoy, instructor of
Biology at the Presbyterian College,
left yesterday for the Marine Biologi
cal Laboratory at Woods Hole, Mass.,
where he will pursue special summer
work in his department. Mrs. Hoy
and little son left for their home at
Mount Airy, N. C., where they will
spend the summer, later to be joined
there by Dr. Hoy.
LAKE
THOMAS
- — (On Clinton-Laurens Highway)
NOW OPEN
earn i
i^CARO-CO
COCOAMUT Ott. SHAMPOO
to toooiy Mf&fmon
JburJvJJrutfirt
SO c+nir thohoiiie
OPEN EVERY DAY
EXCEPT SUNDAY
GOOD, CLEAR RUNNING WATER. SMOOTH BOT
TOM. AN EXPERT SWIMMER IN
— ATTENDANCE AT ALL TIMES..
BATHING SUITS FOR RENT.
COME OUT AND TAKE A DIP
SEASON TICKETS FOR BATHING ON SALE.
$
Free use of grounds for picnic parties when appoint
ment is made ahead.
FOR SALE IN CLINTON
AT
. Sadler-Owens
Pharmacy
00 Telephone 400
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