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II II- GLAD TO TESTIFY FilPOI?jff cn.uv POKER lixplalh Flatus. ^ ^ JE > ! V u* 1 ?* JiU ilif w;ii*’T> o{iKsyn turn- > U WouTd''aT;cntl^nan TnlW a Pot cn a ’rr\ v> lilfMi.l-rr-rr.usi tnrr.-t.e.n nrthrt Says Walo^a Lady, "As To Wlial , Hcnd That V/ao Mot ;n.a. (’m ill t.'iiliilirla, “ * •* Dealt td Him? . . 1 J"4ic) 1 in 1.^:5. •* ilffli BH •»(._<, tilt" h^.'Whit «'• | VI’ '■‘A 'Iwufts«8ff! , ««W8W'^|‘Wll(jf1 f/p. tm\ i‘fn ^oppiWj^' ftMmlfti’ixliVe'iV Itniind li^litly ! tht: li/if fqifMtAt iIgSA’Jtvvj nil <lutit{T ii{”>|t.i[iel«‘t| i lln^ st'ii, luo^iuly' cuvoiiiix nil i!-i..:inil ti ruin of i.liitiil fol- I'ai romul ihi'ir hrov.s. Dioodlhirsty Bill. | \Vltcn iho rain ilriVsI. Iuiwi vt>r. Cheater Oku-lie. Pnmlevil the-i.'tUP «>if '»>?» «ttve it Bj« ••••On»ic»n hue deoliT, nn<l Kliiylier Sam sat in solemn "as I •I'.rni to In* vo(coiiie dust wltlrli nil Uo* G^Tr^ i - r Watoga, VV. Va.-A’rs. 5. W. Cfiadwcn, ot this town, says: “VVIien about 15 years • ' SUfiprCa {; , r^a:ly ,• * • Sonictnues j conda ’ ve round the table, playing a furl-' f lw '> •" i" in tV Ho'ttb- a would go am on tb or two, and I had! jritrae of pr |. t;r I pusii. ,1 l.y tla rain dropt lerriblft hcadaclu;, backache, and bearing- j stahes nml rxe’itenient ran W?rh. ' ^CtfVvfl pairs; j^nd would just drag aitd rnnn*h> bold n tiptop ' had no appeliter ’Ibcn . . . it W’ould lastj and none would rolinquiPh l!r> ... two weeks, and was so weaketiing, I tiHtfnT. At iast time came for the and my health w.^ awiul. J hands to be ryposed. My mother bouplit ire a bottle of 1 “‘'‘’nr twos! t .Cardui, and . I h^Uv.s to, inijirove alter j taking the first bolt 1 am married m ■>■ and, have 3, . . I'f/afvi rev'er IkuI'A) 1 have a ijfi female trctiblh, and just resort ter if I need a tonic.- if amy:lad tofesi^y tQ y. hat it has done lor me, so as to iwlp olhers.” ‘ . . If you arc nervous or weak, have head aches,-backaches, cr any of the ether ailments so common to women, why r.ol itive^C.Tdui a t.ial? Iteconinu-nded by n’. ny physicians. In use over 4!/ years. Bc"ii; taking Cardui today, bo the very medicine you need. Bill. so k ■pt it up iill l I ‘ , '" r „ < hiirlto. “Stmight tu»i ; li lirieked Bloodtlurstv J th’.di'S!” clmblW •Chenier ‘Uoynr flusihr i'o#ri‘d DhreiU>\1l qfiK'rhed her JU&ftm. ' . * u i- i" .yiiiui ■ l.if-redevt) t’fef ^i^fhvder. was stag-j gored-. i -•'Take jly Sum. .If^von’ve* got the nf:'vi\“ bo mutter; l f-^ybut you know it’s not the hi+ndPit 4’enlt you.’—t.on- don Tit-Hits. ,-*"‘1'. It mayi. NC13D it ii'elb Rcm'ivkB b!e - $tdi*y of Sickness and Recovery. i’.rook !mr".' Ind —••Win n I was s mmg girl I cleik‘ l in iny father’* Ttr?rr^r*-.7m flora ’a li d I i f t e ' ill I SIL^W \m I? siora a n heavy lio\ -, v.’iic-i’ can. i d JisplrtA-f-nieht ami 1 snti'ei.'d ;:yt?at- ly. 1 was nvirried pt t ie a;;- c: ei;:Ii- j WM twil nnd went tu a ^ c! oefor about my 'Hom b sciniis are tne pi troidilo nml lie said ii 1 liad a child 1 wonl.-l l njl riy d* Aty.i'V • tjiri't y -rrs tvi insViujH- to us arid 1 did {MralJivij^sf but three years later r. I-aliy boy c'au’e and .1 was troubled again. I luuld senveely .rhviiny,..wi^k ut all ami .snlfer'-il i«r four years. A r.c-ijjhbor t«M me about Lydia K. BinklTarn’s'Veyotabh 1 Compounl and •-t tnoli.. rt‘for ia-year or reto'e. Now I have a iiaby girl and do not iia\ - any j nxis. it female .trouble. Yen can do anytlii-ng ivlded. Arnrdrsciiu.s are tbe iieople who tn- hnblt tl e tropb's,' '.yhose slmdows hi one part of the yenr*:u‘e east to t!u* myth and in the other to tiie soiith. nc- oording us the sun is-north or south of their zenith , , ( Tin 1 nn tikt-lcns-^fire the • inhabitants of the earth living on ditTorent sd-'s of the cqnater, whose simdows at noun are east irt eontriiry direethms. Tims > living north of the equator are antis- eitins- to those living sofitli of that line, and vice versa. The simdows on one side are cast toward the* north an. 1 upon the other toward the smith. The aseians are Hie tiedple who live in a land where, at a certain flino of each 'year, they have no slmdows at noon. All the inhabitants of (he torrid no;;.- are aseians, they having a .vertical mie fwie ■ a year. The p-.-rl.vians are the inhabitants of the polar circle, \ylmso slmdows dur- (m: some portions of the'snilimer must In the ceur.-" ef iiie day move entirely f,round i-r.d fall toward every point cf the comjihss. i Silenced. A young fellow w)u> married a rich mans daughter was tn the habit of troubling his father-in-law with com plaints about hi:; iyif»''s behavior. • “lie,:.My. this Is too had P’.dViei! the irfl{-.<-:btr old gentleman one day after t son-tii-iaw liad told of rv-.v domestic 1 dihii n!ties. “If I hear of any more complaints I wtl! disinherit her." There were no more. "Ton seem obsessed.” "Kh?" , . . . "ffviHi thali.Vkf’f Id/t ‘ _ “I'mTntoylrnfcd wflh fiSVe* • “Marriage will sober you up. all Words of fcomfort. He (after the proposal—N^w. T've got to speak tn your father, and I know he dislikes me. She—I>on't worry, dearest; ho has a far greater aversion to my hiljs.—Lon don .Answers. Real Effort. “You are doing nothing to try and make a living.” "You wrong mo. dad. I am doing my best to marry some girl with a‘good paying job.7 -a Ibii-T .#£■ v j-*, mt r / I Superior oa # Slow but Sun*. Tlfo Customer—You ought to p-if In more chairs .so a man woriM Imie to wait so long. Tiie Barber—1 got it .hist rtglib now. As It, Is when a guy comes In he; - ' for a haircut he’ll need a shave by (lie time his turn conies. Real- Pleasure. “Hid your wife enjoy the hook 1 sent her to rend?” ••Did she? Had tiie time of her life, Cried herself sick over If.” Their the. Polly—I can't walk acres' the street In siii'li a flpnd of water, can I? i Tommy—Why not? Aren't you wearing pumps? In the Crowd. “Ye're In a pickle in shrilled the first ojd lady. tPUT 'j three important poi. Df’LSVNC £■ 1 V-;'y.tiB’ i i-rTe.'.cr l vf5 the Ivatkcr iyucK.'HC'i J s-Gives a nsro lasting cbmo ii a-Secsss’ioojlaoktngnew J OUt l -u» ; i ^ ^ j;P»£.V>.»» t Glit I'dD fam- (tEATHtti I u-as the .ve.'i r ] imr ' j AU. / PEALBRS rtTOgy.eBSJBH A Glad Acsurancc. “poos the crowing of our rooster nn- ’•Henveu preserve other. ua. this j.-m,’* momud the ■fB. I. -v % When the Day is at its Bestir '■ B REAKFAST TIMFI Appetites in httTnoD^.wS^i the ciisp, dewvfrrRlines.iof a new day-. How hatutffnn this cm ironment, is Hcaiitifid silecrl. Is oaffee cyc^ trppsnt as when creamed from a silver pitchet, Adirtencd :fa>im'k silver bowl, stirred with ft silv:r spoon? There’s somethtng about breakfast-tabic siltrr *hat stimulates tiie jmsglttltTinn,^ enriches everything with which it comer in contact; and* tempts to a greater enjoyment of that important morning* meal;the memories of which arc soinsepat^bl; intciwoven with the accomplk-hmcnij c f succeeding hours. In i/'-r as writ as Jc> rinMive beauty cur uthcr Tableuare is tier a JfligPil * fli nov you V ■r ey VbI ►t fco La ti ?” inquired the considerate 1 1 neighbor. I J “No,” said Mr. Orosslots. ‘AVhen j food Is so scarce, I’m proud to he re- | ; nilm’ed that there is poultry in the ( neighboihood.” ’The (?*««“ • “Air. Comeup was certainty mad when ills wife tt»h! him .to eat his iTe cream with n fork.” “What did he say?” “He supposed her next fad would j he to make him cat his soup w.th a tea-strainer.” r w* ) -v* tv i Lies you like with my letter to help other ’"Mrs. -f. M. But cp. V F. D. f, Brook ;- ‘ hijrg, lad! ; ' , ' ^ . ’ The makers of Lvd a 13;' Pin’ Vegetable (•k aipooii.l iia.A thor.sn: sucii 1 itters as thqr, al*ovo—tteh* t -ll f s trutli. c J so they Cdu Id not ii 3 \'(* l^rn-r/y - tained for love or money. Thi'i iw-dicini is no strange:—<it hao stood Ike.test for more than forty years. If there are any conij licaiinn* you do not ■^:IKlcr^tund write to Lydia E. Pint ham. Alcdiclno Co', (confidential), Lyan, has China Island of Greta “Uusnding.” Tn tiie course of.a d’sctission on the suhiect of Crete at the I’oyai (loo- I grapliii-al society. IVof. I,. .7. Myres de scribed two reninrlfalde changes of ; ground ’> > 'i 1 tint have oeyurred thor-' < since classical tinu s. says lliq SeTntifi.r Americnn. Tiie wlifiie IshviWI-h.-ts s'.nmg upon an he east■'rn.half sinking an 1 tip' western rising, so that when-ns at ITtenipctros and .Si-inaloiT.'>. the nn- »cle:it quay's n.tld fvpjar works are :;n:v rttfdi'f hMi'P, the intie Cri'i'k laiit'or i f I > iintes:i! , <-ii. at tie- west end of tl) 1 ts- Unurut.’ Ccarcity. ! “7 am giving you a rare chance, sir, for there is only a very iimitei! amount of tliis stock for sale now ut tills price.” “Heavens, man, are tho suckers fciv* ing out already ?” AT w ■ • ArJ V " U y, t .'s -' <! 7-‘t. Ku J'j.-A.V r k *A V*. a. «ftY L' iv- land, j'; n ov totaily ir-Vuv i -o t’r ■ ute ehn walk ui-i-ut^m f.lm dorr of the atK'icn! luui or, •nprahed and dry. q:: lor A.■- ( t::d diet; ’c* ?? » ■ asa ir 1 ror ody'fnr th • \ ! off I it-so i ! . ; • tl body ,-igain. i e- :.. r, .’>1! druggist . le M.-.Ini on tvt: y bo* , i-.-j i. ta'-ioa V it ■ ,1 f y TO <V l A. C --- v ft t i i , ( » »< Vs< : .iU!lL.J si;-J t Ci i".''; Engir.rers Hate. Tcii. Tn -r.o l»ran«h of mod [imgrcrs ! auvancei D during tip* lost Maas. KILLS BED BUGS •t I - A *.~>j . Ciriis /.Js Spray Prevent:'! rr.d hlcslrcy filmgcn r.Mich'S p.M j .. #$ay t^Jrcely entr f "...b.'J, n'.Utre*-*, etc/ : -c .t- rod., rggt or ettb:. Special corobinct’.on Sprayer and Pint Can in h'r.dy bo:: myc'3 -you money, l-i.00 r.t dealer’s. Addition.-! r:- c^n-: Pint, 6flc; Ot:a:T, 1; Half GaUca, $1.75. twenty years more firm in engineer- ; inis. If wo-except, pi^rtKlps, nYiutici iw. \ The CJiinese engineer has' come- to j <ny. He is a mueb-erifloized person, j ami tl>e principal ohjcY'tlon the up-to- : itaie modern engineer offers, against \ •Jiipi is that lie refuses to undergo the long and tedious prriod of tunning j necessary in any bnui<*h of engimAT- | ing today: if lie ean beyonie an cugin- | ecr witliotu soiiinahls hntids or taking off his coat, lie is quite williug to pose j ns having must.red engineering; hut i .he objects to the toil ami the dirty j work. > Tlic chef t; a: '. nr ot etc indications in the p hii ha. a ham y i!r^ Vfr? You Make it T HE chief consideration fn a cozy, ar and decorate it .idi\ if"!| a cozy, artistic home is tlio creation of c way you nait*< are to nrufntkzie the to* i :i ; -icstVov the r.pccific poisdn3f’Ti k ; c i alutin >, :n the hixjy. . a - .C ( t q i lj v.i.Jig y eiimma-es the poison*. j 5j tii,t cby relieving all s/mpiotm j v a idprcyeunngtheir return. No ^ j V oc.-iloading yoar system with J L’ dr-iy.. hill a tta-pooaful cf *» • k j l/ieamine R’mcdy a | i.c-.: t-i r**!co a-d iy is .- jihaciit: /j • IIEN’^E HIE XCAME. "Why do they call that hers® 'Colijctioas?’" "lie's a trife show.” The Sf'.aiklEry Specks. I don't HfXpt'® iff an nnscl. And witli tbfeatiBela stnnd; ' - -rd CiThtiiff tf ajor And l«fd,th§>4j5>s:" band. HygnotjC. “T br.vo referrw to. you ns n hytv notie orator,” said the press ng“nt. ”! gqpss thni’s ell right,’’ nnswerei SfifotV' SorglmiU, 'The last time I made a speech 1 jaut 7iitlf of them to sleep” "‘fp'Pps^V Let your homo reflect’ your own taste by the choice cf correct and harmonious color effects. Bui. whatever your needs, be sure to specify Paints that have proven their Worth, because?'you paint to protect as well as to beautify. t! v- Mu sic a I Inctfument. :o. New in tIn is i; whisile plnve.l lit:,' a mU.'kAl imuruiiient line with two tubes that if •diiie ,|io::iho;ie. p'j -l . 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