The Florence daily times. [volume] (Florence, S.C.) 1894-1925, April 20, 1920, Image 7
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GLAD TO TESTIFY FilPOI?jff cn.uv POKER
lixplalh Flatus.
^ ^ JE > ! V u* 1 ?* JiU ilif w;ii*’T> o{iKsyn turn-
> U WouTd''aT;cntl^nan TnlW a Pot cn a ’rr\ v> lilfMi.l-rr-rr.usi tnrr.-t.e.n nrthrt
Says Walo^a Lady, "As To Wlial , Hcnd That V/ao Mot ;n.a. (’m ill t.'iiliilirla,
“ * •* Dealt td Him? . . 1 J"4ic) 1 in 1.^:5.
•* ilffli BH •»(._<, tilt" h^.'Whit «'• | VI’
'■‘A 'Iwufts«8ff! , ««W8W'^|‘Wll(jf1 f/p. tm\ i‘fn
^oppiWj^' ftMmlfti’ixliVe'iV Itniind li^litly ! tht:
li/if
fqifMtAt
iIgSA’Jtvvj nil <lutit{T ii{”>|t.i[iel«‘t|
i lln^ st'ii, luo^iuly' cuvoiiiix nil
i!-i..:inil ti ruin of i.liitiil fol-
I'ai
romul ihi'ir hrov.s. Dioodlhirsty Bill. | \Vltcn iho rain ilriVsI. Iuiwi vt>r.
Cheater Oku-lie. Pnmlevil the-i.'tUP «>if '»>?» «ttve it Bj« ••••On»ic»n hue
deoliT, nn<l Kliiylier Sam sat in solemn "as I •I'.rni to In* vo(coiiie dust wltlrli
nil Uo*
G^Tr^
i - r Watoga, VV. Va.-A’rs. 5. W. Cfiadwcn,
ot this town, says: “VVIien about 15 years
• ' SUfiprCa {; , r^a:ly ,• * • Sonictnues j conda ’ ve round the table, playing a furl-' f lw '> •" i" in tV Ho'ttb- a
would go am on tb or two, and I had! jritrae of pr |. t;r I pusii. ,1 l.y tla rain dropt
lerriblft hcadaclu;, backache, and bearing- j stahes nml rxe’itenient ran W?rh. '
^CtfVvfl pairs; j^nd would just drag aitd rnnn*h> bold n tiptop
' had no appeliter ’Ibcn . . . it W’ould lastj and none would rolinquiPh l!r>
... two weeks, and was so weaketiing, I tiHtfnT. At iast time came for the
and my health w.^ awiul. J hands to be ryposed.
My mother bouplit ire a bottle of 1 “‘'‘’nr twos!
t .Cardui, and . I h^Uv.s to, inijirove alter j
taking the first bolt
1 am married m ■>■ and, have 3,
. . I'f/afvi rev'er IkuI'A) 1 have a ijfi
female trctiblh, and just resort ter
if I need a tonic.- if amy:lad tofesi^y tQ
y. hat it has done lor me, so as to iwlp
olhers.” ‘ .
. If you arc nervous or weak, have head
aches,-backaches, cr any of the ether
ailments so common to women, why r.ol
itive^C.Tdui a t.ial? Iteconinu-nded by
n’. ny physicians. In use over 4!/ years.
Bc"ii; taking Cardui today,
bo the very medicine you need.
Bill.
so k ■pt it up iill l I ‘ , '" r
„ < hiirlto.
“Stmight tu»i ; li
lirieked Bloodtlurstv
J
th’.di'S!” clmblW •Chenier
‘Uoynr flusihr
i'o#ri‘d DhreiU>\1l
qfiK'rhed
her
JU&ftm. ' . * u i- i"
.yiiiui ■ l.if-redevt) t’fef ^i^fhvder. was stag-j
gored-. i
-•'Take jly Sum. .If^von’ve* got the
nf:'vi\“ bo mutter; l f-^ybut you know
it’s not the hi+ndPit 4’enlt you.’—t.on-
don Tit-Hits. ,-*"‘1'.
It mayi.
NC13D
it
ii'elb
Rcm'ivkB
b!e - $tdi*y of
Sickness and Recovery.
i’.rook !mr".' Ind —••Win n I was s
mmg girl I cleik‘ l in iny father’*
Ttr?rr^r*-.7m flora ’a li d I i f t e '
ill
I SIL^W
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siora a n
heavy lio\ -, v.’iic-i’
can. i d JisplrtA-f-nieht
ami 1 snti'ei.'d ;:yt?at-
ly. 1 was nvirried
pt t ie a;;- c: ei;:Ii-
j WM twil nnd went tu a
^ c! oefor about my
'Hom
b sciniis are tne pi
troidilo nml lie said
ii 1 liad a child 1
wonl.-l l njl riy d*
Aty.i'V • tjiri't y -rrs
tvi insViujH- to us arid
1 did {MralJivij^sf but
three years later r. I-aliy boy c'au’e and
.1 was troubled again. I luuld senveely
.rhviiny,..wi^k ut all ami .snlfer'-il i«r four
years. A r.c-ijjhbor t«M me about Lydia
K. BinklTarn’s'Veyotabh 1 Compounl and
•-t tnoli.. rt‘for ia-year or reto'e. Now I
have a iiaby girl and do not iia\ - any j nxis. it
female .trouble. Yen can do anytlii-ng
ivlded.
Arnrdrsciiu.s are tbe iieople who tn-
hnblt tl e tropb's,' '.yhose slmdows hi
one part of the yenr*:u‘e east to t!u*
myth and in the other to tiie soiith. nc-
oording us the sun is-north or south of
their zenith , , (
Tin 1 nn tikt-lcns-^fire the • inhabitants
of the earth living on ditTorent sd-'s
of the cqnater, whose simdows at noun
are east irt eontriiry direethms. Tims >
living north of the equator are antis-
eitins- to those living sofitli of that line,
and vice versa. The simdows on one
side are cast toward the* north an. 1
upon the other toward the smith.
The aseians are Hie tiedple who
live in a land where, at a certain flino
of each 'year, they have no slmdows
at noon. All the inhabitants of (he
torrid no;;.- are aseians, they having a
.vertical mie fwie ■ a year.
The p-.-rl.vians are the inhabitants
of the polar circle, \ylmso slmdows dur-
(m: some portions of the'snilimer must
In the ceur.-" ef iiie day move entirely
f,round i-r.d fall toward every point cf
the comjihss.
i Silenced.
A young fellow w)u> married a rich
mans daughter was tn the habit of
troubling his father-in-law with com
plaints about hi:; iyif»''s behavior.
• “lie,:.My. this Is too had P’.dViei! the
irfl{-.<-:btr old gentleman one day after t
son-tii-iaw liad told of rv-.v domestic 1
dihii n!ties. “If I hear of any more
complaints I wtl! disinherit her."
There were no more.
"Ton seem obsessed.”
"Kh?" , . . .
"ffviHi thali.Vkf’f Id/t ‘ _
“I'mTntoylrnfcd wflh fiSVe* •
“Marriage will sober you up. all
Words of fcomfort.
He (after the proposal—N^w. T've
got to speak tn your father, and I know
he dislikes me.
She—I>on't worry, dearest; ho has a
far greater aversion to my hiljs.—Lon
don .Answers.
Real Effort.
“You are doing nothing to try and
make a living.”
"You wrong mo. dad. I am doing
my best to marry some girl with a‘good
paying job.7 -a
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/ I Superior oa
# Slow but Sun*.
Tlfo Customer—You ought to p-if
In more chairs .so a man woriM Imie
to wait so long.
Tiie Barber—1 got it .hist rtglib now.
As It, Is when a guy comes In he; - '
for a haircut he’ll need a shave by
(lie time his turn conies.
Real- Pleasure.
“Hid your wife enjoy the hook 1 sent
her to rend?”
••Did she? Had tiie time of her life,
Cried herself sick over If.”
Their the.
Polly—I can't walk acres' the street
In siii'li a flpnd of water, can I?
i Tommy—Why not? Aren't you
wearing pumps?
In the Crowd.
“Ye're In a pickle in
shrilled the first ojd lady.
tPUT 'j three important poi.
Df’LSVNC £■ 1
V-;'y.tiB’ i i-rTe.'.cr l vf5 the Ivatkcr
iyucK.'HC'i J s-Gives a nsro lasting cbmo
ii a-Secsss’ioojlaoktngnew
J OUt l -u» ; i ^ ^
j;P»£.V>.»» t Glit I'dD fam-
(tEATHtti I u-as the .ve.'i
r ] imr
' j AU.
/ PEALBRS
rtTOgy.eBSJBH
A Glad Acsurancc.
“poos the crowing of our rooster nn-
’•Henveu preserve
other.
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this j.-m,’*
momud the
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When the Day is at its Bestir '■
B REAKFAST TIMFI Appetites in httTnoD^.wS^i the
ciisp, dewvfrrRlines.iof a new day-. How hatutffnn this
cm ironment, is Hcaiitifid silecrl. Is oaffee cyc^ trppsnt
as when creamed from a silver pitchet, Adirtencd :fa>im'k
silver bowl, stirred with ft silv:r spoon? There’s somethtng
about breakfast-tabic siltrr *hat stimulates tiie jmsglttltTinn,^
enriches everything with which it comer in contact; and*
tempts to a greater enjoyment of that important morning*
meal;the memories of which arc soinsepat^bl; intciwoven
with the accomplk-hmcnij c f succeeding hours.
In i/'-r as writ as Jc> rinMive beauty
cur uthcr Tableuare is tier a JfligPil *
fli
nov you
V ■r ey
VbI
►t fco La ti
?” inquired the considerate 1
1 neighbor. I
J “No,” said Mr. Orosslots. ‘AVhen j
food Is so scarce, I’m proud to he re- |
; nilm’ed that there is poultry in the (
neighboihood.”
’The (?*««“
• “Air. Comeup was certainty mad
when ills wife tt»h! him .to eat his iTe
cream with n fork.”
“What did he say?”
“He supposed her next fad would j
he to make him cat his soup w.th a
tea-strainer.”
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you like with my letter to help other
’"Mrs. -f. M. But cp. V F. D. f, Brook ;-
‘ hijrg, lad! ; ' , ' ^ . ’
The makers of Lvd a 13;' Pin’
Vegetable (•k aipooii.l iia.A thor.sn:
sucii 1 itters as thqr, al*ovo—tteh* t -ll f s
trutli. c J so they Cdu Id not ii 3 \'(* l^rn-r/y
- tained for love or money. Thi'i iw-dicini
is no strange:—<it hao stood Ike.test for
more than forty years.
If there are any conij licaiinn* you do
not ■^:IKlcr^tund write to Lydia E. Pint
ham. Alcdiclno Co', (confidential), Lyan, has China
Island of Greta “Uusnding.”
Tn tiie course of.a d’sctission on the
suhiect of Crete at the I’oyai (loo- I
grapliii-al society. IVof. I,. .7. Myres de
scribed two reninrlfalde changes of ;
ground ’> > 'i 1 tint have oeyurred thor-' <
since classical tinu s. says lliq SeTntifi.r
Americnn.
Tiie wlifiie IshviWI-h.-ts s'.nmg upon an
he east■'rn.half sinking an 1 tip'
western rising, so that when-ns at
ITtenipctros and .Si-inaloiT.'>. the nn-
»cle:it quay's n.tld fvpjar works are :;n:v
rttfdi'f hMi'P, the intie Cri'i'k laiit'or i f
I > iintes:i! , <-ii. at tie- west end of tl) 1 ts-
Unurut.’ Ccarcity.
! “7 am giving you a rare chance, sir,
for there is only a very iimitei!
amount of tliis stock for sale now ut
tills price.”
“Heavens, man, are tho suckers fciv*
ing out already ?”
AT w
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V " U y, t .'s -' <! 7-‘t.
Ku J'j.-A.V r k *A V*. a.
«ftY L' iv-
land, j'; n ov totaily ir-Vuv
i
-o t’r
■ ute ehn walk ui-i-ut^m f.lm dorr of the
atK'icn! luui or, •nprahed and dry.
q::
lor A.■- (
t::d diet;
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ir 1 ror ody'fnr th
• \ ! off I it-so i ! . ; •
tl body ,-igain. i
e- :.. r, .’>1! druggist
. le M.-.Ini on tvt: y bo*
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Ci i".''; Engir.rers Hate. Tcii.
Tn -r.o l»ran«h of mod
[imgrcrs !
auvancei
D during tip* lost
Maas.
KILLS
BED BUGS
•t I - A *.~>j .
Ciriis /.Js
Spray Prevent:'! rr.d hlcslrcy
filmgcn r.Mich'S p.M j ..
#$ay t^Jrcely entr f "...b.'J,
n'.Utre*-*, etc/ : -c .t-
rod., rggt or ettb:.
Special corobinct’.on Sprayer
and Pint Can in h'r.dy bo::
myc'3 -you money, l-i.00 r.t
dealer’s. Addition.-! r:-
c^n-: Pint, 6flc; Ot:a:T,
1; Half GaUca, $1.75.
twenty years more firm in engineer- ;
inis. If wo-except, pi^rtKlps, nYiutici iw. \
The CJiinese engineer has' come- to j
<ny. He is a mueb-erifloized person, j
ami tl>e principal ohjcY'tlon the up-to- :
itaie modern engineer offers, against \
•Jiipi is that lie refuses to undergo the
long and tedious prriod of tunning j
necessary in any bnui<*h of engimAT- |
ing today: if lie ean beyonie an cugin- |
ecr witliotu soiiinahls hntids or taking
off his coat, lie is quite williug to pose j
ns having must.red engineering; hut i
.he objects to the toil ami the dirty j
work.
> Tlic chef
t; a: '. nr ot
etc
indications in the p
hii ha. a ham y
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Vfr?
You Make it
T HE chief consideration fn
a cozy, ar
and decorate it
.idi\
if"!|
a cozy, artistic home is
tlio creation of
c way you nait*<
are to nrufntkzie the to*
i :i ; -icstVov the r.pccific poisdn3f’Ti
k ; c i alutin >, :n the hixjy. . a
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t q i
lj v.i.Jig y eiimma-es the poison*. j
5j tii,t cby relieving all s/mpiotm j
v a idprcyeunngtheir return. No ^ j
V oc.-iloading yoar system with J
L’ dr-iy.. hill a tta-pooaful cf *» •
k j l/ieamine R’mcdy a |
i.c-.: t-i r**!co a-d iy is .- jihaciit: /j •
IIEN’^E HIE XCAME.
"Why do they call that hers®
'Colijctioas?’"
"lie's a trife show.”
The Sf'.aiklEry Specks.
I don't HfXpt'® iff an nnscl.
And witli tbfeatiBela stnnd;
' - -rd CiThtiiff tf ajor
And l«fd,th§>4j5>s:" band.
HygnotjC.
“T br.vo referrw to. you ns n hytv
notie orator,” said the press ng“nt.
”! gqpss thni’s ell right,’’ nnswerei
SfifotV' SorglmiU, 'The last time I
made a speech 1 jaut 7iitlf of them to
sleep” "‘fp'Pps^V
Let your homo reflect’ your own taste by the
choice cf correct and harmonious color effects. Bui.
whatever your needs, be sure to specify Paints that
have proven their Worth, because?'you paint to
protect as well as to beautify.
t! v- Mu sic a I Inctfument.
:o.
New in tIn
is i; whisile
plnve.l lit:,' a
mU.'kAl imuruiiient line
with two tubes that if
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Irrtfgh.u rutivtirtg n turkey, already
) bk i'J-.v timlc.-l fqity. tn Maryland,
! v.here a few good cooks still linger. M
it si-iA-.f! piopei ly. There they do not
j roust it. but boll it. and then nerve it
j with a thick, creamy o.vuter sauce. Ths
•lilT.-rcnee is Ida- tlmt between perfi-ct-
' l.v hcoiii-'l tiiiderloin and fried iliuqt
»t<i'ti:.--i'I \V. 1 luue's' Mc-nthlv.
Have Ptood the test of time for more than fifty yean
end will give you longest service at lowest cost.
No matter the surface—there fa a Pee Gee Fafnt Product for
livery Purpose, a number of them you can easily and
economically use yourself. .
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