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I For "fen 13 [ Cents-'T; r llllPIIP^E 30 x5V f ||||| jglgSj today is ju \ The mr.; ri usuu ac f\ fied in believing th: rf going farther in tir< r ever has gone or con r Naturally he appre \ ityofUSCO. That1 r long ago. r It is still fresh in I f USCO led the natl Y into tne $iu.yc pnci ^ * * r ? The makers of U. i r always intended the \ 3y^USCOtobetheh r est value in its field. r At $10.90 it creates f a new classification w of money's ivorth. J United States Tires MiM are Good. Tires U.S.Tire Co. f United! 11 !x I Cj i r umieo oiaxss ^ F'/iy three The Ola f , Factories Rubber Or~a \ /^ Where Newberr ~ aow can. Drug Co> 3 ' JJUy berry Mach J U.S.Tires: i.... * MiiL There's m j for, between the oil w ell a It takes a w hole lot r apparatus and crud gasoline. Skill and experience It is largely the knov ed the refining busii this company that h*i ard"' Gasoline possil "Standard** is as unifc . supply of a great citydependable under ever with the right proportio fractions. You can't gc Are you usinjj the righ Chart will tell you. A TVTTV A TV1 SlATIUAttJ (NE' TAI The Bala I 1 ma? Is hilars aiicl Ms30x3/ilMo 2 tire situation st this? f a who b $10.90 h jusfiit his money ?s 2 value than it Id go before. iciates the qualivas established Jmgm lis mind that ^ eg3* i ! sires HI Rubber Company tc*tcnd X.CTZeit Two hundred end niza'.tan in the fVcrld thirty-fire Branchci y Hardware Co., L. G. Oxrcr. Cannon rlcCulIough Service Station, J. M. Nich( ine & Auto Works, Boozer's Garage, I If you cou] any a cliai* a slip? nd the gasoline service station, tiore than the best of refining e oil to make a satisfactory i are the big factors in refining, pledge of men who have learnless from the bottom up with is made the improved "Stand* >!e. >rni and dependable as the water -it is tested iust as careful I v. It is * y condition because it is balanced, n of light, intermediate and hea>y > wrong with "Standard."' t oil for your car*' The Foiarine D OIL COMPANY W JERSEY) need Gasoline! ~71 J / A / i ^ / A ? / \ \ / j S^lll A yj'c C^^SS* A .r^^jgf i #; v5ii% i /?: r^mim i VM&mtw i feit^iSi./ 3 ! ?JVX<J 2 | I cA&ffefe" I i charge^ % \ Auto Service, Pomaria )ls, Jas. E. Shealy, New'rosperity Motor Co. I d put a magnifying glass on the ' your crank case alter using the 3r from 600 to 1000 miles you ise to drive another mile until emptied the bur \ed-out oil, j j case with. Nuso and refilled it RINK I ce . JL 355HWBP UNFOLDS A TERRIBLE TALE Captain Returning From Voyage to thi Torrid Zone Has Story of Wonderful Experience. A terrible tale of the torrid zone was unfold -d l>y (.'apt. K. 11. Torrible the other day on the arrival of tlit steamer Denis, which plies betweei: New York and Mananis, a port about miles up the Amazon river. Tht skipper vowed by marine and other saints that never had he seen siglih so strange, according to the New Yorl; Times. On a river which empties into tht Amazon, near Manauis, he swid he saw myriads of electric eels so strong!} charged with electricity that tbe broad bosom ot' the stream was flooded will: Jight and the crew were able to rear their pocket Bibles by the glow, whicl was estimated at 40 watts per eel When seamen brought some of thest high-voltaged eels on deck, Captaii Xorrible said, the ship's dynamos wert short circuited and there was the dick ens to pay until tne eeis were uisi-uunected. But Skipper Torrible hadn't finished While the Denis was tied up at tht pier, a buy who was working with a loading gang felJ into the river. The luminous eels surged around him, am. when he was picked up he was dead A physician who ''xamined the hod\ said that the lad was the victim of an electric overcharge. Captain Tor rible brought back with him a sun dodging monkey, which prowled onlj at night. He declared that the simian like an owl, was casual and apathetic by day, but when the sun went ovei the horizon the monkey had 20-1II glims and was an ultra-iively stepper The captain took newspaper men inti his cabin, where the pet was kept and pulled down the shades. The Sur dodger reacted to the gJoom by ap propria ting and immediately eating i str iw kelly recently purchased at con siderable outlay by one of the report ers. The skipper said that he had pur chased a Brazilian sloth to bring bad to the United States, but the unima was too lazy to eat and died on tin way here. REAL HUMORIST OF AM ERIC/ la One Writer's Opinion, the Country Editor is Entitled to Honor of the Title. The funniest things which are writ ten and printed iu this country ar< not written by Irvin Cobb or Ueorg< A J - - "I > : 'PI*i\tf o r/j Aue or mug i>uiuiir.i. j.ucv\ uit uui written by the professional humorisi of the great newspapers. They are written by tlie so-caliei country editors and notably by su called country editors of Ohio ant Kansas. We hardly think anyont with a real sense of humor who read: large numbers of newspapers ant magazines and modern books will uis pute this assertion. Humor is merely the ability to see and react understanding^ to tin mirth-provoking side of human nature which is not the least ample of it; sides. A humorous paragraph may b< grossly exaggerated in its interpreta tion of human nature, but human na ture must be somewhere down neaj the bottom of it or it is a failure. This explains why humor is so mucl more amusing, so much more satisfy ing than wit. Wit needs no humat nature as its foundation, it may be simply a lightning-like play on men words, suflicient to cause a smile, t laugh perhaps, but rone of the solic comfort derived by the discerning fron true humor.?Ohio State Journal. Compliment to the Mare. Talk of automobile drivers beinj arrested for vfalating ihe sreed limil when they fly up and down the high ways at 40, 50, CO, etc., miles a: hour, drew one day a bit of rem iniscence from Captain Thomas E Halls of the United States secret sonIce. "I rpmember one time back In t little Ohio town," said the captain "when my father was stopped by ar officer of the law because he was driving his inare more than 12 miles an hour." " 'You was go'ng ir.ore than twelve miles an hour,' said the oflicer; 'I'll arrest you for speeding.' " " *No, get up, get up,' my fathei said. That's a compliment to th< mare. She can't go 12 miles ar hour."?Detroit Free Press. Cat's Meat The port of Loudon authorities ar? spending more than .$5,000 a year foi cat's meat, that the large army of cat* required to deal with the rats anc mice infesting the docks may be sup ported in the style to which they fcav? been accustomed. So presumably rht cats are purely "sportsmen,'' just kill the rats for the fun of the thing, bui never eat their prey. And also, pre sumably, the cats don't make much tli.ilr sinr-p wp ai'f ilCdUMclJ TUUI UK <1 - _ assured The staff lias been continually increased?and likewise the appropriations for their support. It looks 1 ;ke a political sinecure.?Los Angela Times, Telephone for the Deaf. The "Phonophor," for people hani of hearing, is the smallest telephone yet produced. It Is about an inch long, and its opon end being inserted in the ear, is hfld there by itn shape no strap being necessary. It is ad justabie for maximum clearness. The usual membrane could not be em dIovcvI, :ml a niece Gf specially treat od skin with a bit iron In its renter It substituted. f II Am Your Town J Exchange. .Make of me what you will?I shall | reflect you as clearly.as a mirror! throws back a candle beam. i If I am pleasing to the eye of the I stranger within my gates; if I am | : such a sight as, having seen me, he i j | will remember me an nis aavs as <* ; j thing of beauty, the credit is yours. : j Ambition and opportunity call ' : some of my sons and daughters to ' ; high tasks and mighty privileges, to ' i my greater honor and to my good re pute in far places, but it is not chief! i ly these who are my strength. My ! strength is in those who remain, who I . are content with what I can offer ' j i I them, and with what they can offer 1 : me. It was the greatest of all Ro- ' 1 j mans who said: "Better be first in a . little Iberian village than be second ' ! in Rome." 1 1 > > i I am more than wood and brick . , and stone, more even than flesh and Wood?I am the composite soul of i all who call me Home. I am your town. A Careful Wife ; | "And her mean husband thinks! 1 J she's extravagant'-" : ! "Why?" ? i "Just because she insists on having - i Fido's monogram stamped on his dog - j biscuits!" I | NOTICE OF FINAL SETTLEMENT . ! | I will make a final settlement of . 'the estate of W. Grady Bedenbaugh ; , | in the Probate Court for Newberry j i County, S. C., on Friday, the 28th , ! day of July, 1922, at 10 o'clock in J } | the forenoon and will immediately ; ; thereafter ask for my discharge as i 1 : Guardian of said estate. - I NANCY A. BEDENBAUGH, i | Guardian. - {Newberry, S. C. - J June iotn, rjzz. j I . | NOTICE OF FINAL SETTLEMENT j : I will make a final settlement of j 1 the estate of Frances Moore in the ! > Probate Court for Newberry County, J j S. C., on Saturday, the 22nd day of ' j July, 1922, at 10 o'clock in the fore- j noon and will immediately thereafter ; { ask for my discharge as executor of j said estate. j EBBIE T. MAYER, ' ; Executor. J | Newberry, S. C. j June 14th, 1922. . NOTICE OF FINAL SETTLEMENT,' ; I will make a final settlement of j x the estate of Maggie Propes in the j l i Probate Court tor Newberry County. . S. C.. on Friday, the 21st day of j July, 1022, at 10 o'clock in the forej 'noon and will immediately thereafter jask for my discharge as Administra" i tor of said estate. *: All persons having: claims against i i j i:ie estate of Maggie Propes, de-! ? ceased, are hereby notified to file the I 1 same, duly verified, with the under signed, and those indebted to caid j estate will please make payment like-f' ? wise. j! LEE AVERY PROPES, 1 Administrator. ! Newberry, S. C. J June 15th, 1922. " i | g???LUAJU-' II I r I ! i > I I i ms ' I } I * ' I : The \ '; the go j prized ' i drivin ' Cord tii able at t ; cation; I ] Prices 1 . ! \ ins Car, ij :j Carol ir ! t 11 i | 439 i I I Slimmer Camp For E !n The Mminf; ?21 i :iv iiavwiivi Southern Railw In Western Neri And North Accommodations r every feature of ar education available. SUMMER EXCUPJ Tickets on sale dai turn until October 3 A For furthf IAA4\/ T V w v& v A w ? ? apply to: S. H. McLEA District Passe Columbia, 5. < \ $24.65 Newberry, ?? x ' Atlantic Cit ? Via Southern Raiiw DATES OF SA June 28th, 1922?Southern Ohio RR. July 6, 1922?Southern Ry. Excursion Tickets ;rood 18 <\i Qfi-1r?_n\rnr? nprmiitori m: roll'' KJ tv; yj v ? va w ~ . ? Baltimore and Philadelphia with S25.85 ALSO Round Trip To Asbury Park, C Long Branch, Sea C Park and Spring L A rare opportunity to visit th For complete information ap; S. H. McLean, DPA., Columbia, ? 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