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I LIGHTS AND J f. OF A Resume of the Cc of a Gre Containing a Small Pinch of Wholesome Philosophy Mentally Visible Between the Printed Lines. E. Lacy .Sipeer. "Have a (hie) 'nother choc^lato drop on (hie) me, Sadie. Whoopee! WowI" "Hey there, give us another halfpound box of dry Martinis." These convivial sounds rang out above a confused babel of feminine gurgles and squeaks, stopping many case-hardened, muchamazed male vic, tims of demon rum, as they passed a fashionable candy shop on upper Fifth avenue. Only fancy: wicked New York "confisitieres" (that's the way they spell it on the Avenoo) ax*e making chocolate bonbons, marron glaces and even tho common, garden variety of gum drops all filled with Jamaica rum, "forty-yard" whiskey, and other well-known roots and branches of foolish water. One woll-known candy maker tried to sugar coat Ruincrt Bruit and Pommory, but tho bubbles broke out and muHsed up his place considerably? and so he went back to the still, strong waters that are said to even- , tually "bite like a Jersey mosquito and sting likp an indignant hornet." Up in Harlem they are injecting beer into all-day "suckers," "lollypops," etc., and there, as elsewhere in the greater city, joy has reigned unconfined among the rank and file of the gentler sex, while candy makers have been fairly crushed with prosperity. And now enter the W. 0. T. IJ. This st rong and aggressive order of "white ribboncrs" has declared war on all candy with false bottoms and at recent session of tho body denunciations of the "candied curse" have caused the girls to lay in large stocks of sugar-coated jag pills, in anticipation of a sudden cutting off of supplies. ( Mrs. Fmile P. Martin, world's superintendent of the W. 0. T. T7.t said at a recent meeting held in the Thirty-seventh Street M. TJ. church: "For the last ten years this matter has been brought before the District Attorney and the Police Commissioner, and action has always been taken. Now that Dr. Darlington, of the Health Board, has taken up the fight in the interest of health, we feel that with such reinforcement we are bound to win, we are certainly dtermined.'' Adolph Finkelstein, of No. 120 Seventh avenue, had a cat with nineteen lives. Her name was "Nasty," and she certainly was, as Policeman Kraus can attest. Nasty, propelled by a sudden "brain storm," suddenly arched her back, put her rudder into the direct perpendicular, gave several preliminary "spits" and yells, and then proceeded to claw large chunks out of the atmosphere. Two little girls got into Nasty's radius of action, and she attacked them with all the vioiousness and streingth of a mad animal. A small boy, Samuel Finkelstein, who attempted to rescue the girls, was also l scratched and bitten. I When the cat. attacked the boy, he ran to the street screaming for help, and Policeman Kraus, who was passI ing, went into the room where Nasty t still sat, looking for trouble. With a great deal of painstaking care the officer inserted half an ounce of lead into the cat's anatomy, but to no effect, lie ,fircd again and again, planting in nil ten bullets in Nasty's heaving form. This exhausted his stock bf ammunition, and lie went to the police station for niore. hi the meantime another officer came along and found the cat somewhat subdued, and hunting around for something to eat. 'This policeman fired nine more regulation bul'v lets into Nasty, a total of nineteen, {, and she, finding herself giving a \ good imitation of a porous plaster, \ gave up the ghost in disgust. At this writing pathologists of the Willard Parker Hospital were analyzing the brain of Nasty to find out whether or not the animal was suffering from the rabies when she attacked the children. One fact, however, needs no post-mortem corroboration?Nasty died of acute lend poisoning, even if the Finkelsteins are] wondering whether Nasty might pos SHADOWS : NEW YORK.. Hi >medy and Tragedy a\ at City. '? sibly "come back." ui ^ |'(i They have their own way of settling affairs (and, incidentally, people at times) over in Italy, and little hf Vincenti Gezzino, at Second avenue br and Houston street, followed the il- sn lustrious examples of his forebears (^( when he stuck a knife into a playmate's breast. w Little Vincenzo and Francisco Alfordo were boxing, surrounded by a group of playmates, with Vincenzo having a shade the better of it, when Francisco's brother Antonio slipped {l> in and struck Vincenzo a violent 'K blow in the mouth. The stricken lad eo staggered, pressed his hand to his of mouth, and saw it was stained with blood. pt With a look of "hatred, Vincenzo turned and ran to his home on Stan- a ton street. lie was not gone long, ev and the boys were there when he re- H turned. With an immobile face he th approached, and with a quiet word brought a flame to Antonio's faec. *h Antonio's fist shot out. Little Vincenzo took the blow smiling, but the instant Antonio's arm had spent " its force and his body was unguarded f'1: little Vincenzo's hand came from liehind his back like a flash and the st fingers gripped a nine-inch blade, so Little Vincenzo struck swiftly, and ai the blade was buried in Antonio's m body, i^s lie fell, lit lie Vincenzo he struck again, this time in the chest, t.v Policeman Heutte, of the Fifth be street station, was nearby, and, see- XI ing Antonio fall, rushed forward. The ty group of boys had dispersed silently almost as the blade flashed. It had come down to them from their fatli- ei crs' fathers that what had taken tli place was not to be spoken of. Only .li little Vincenzo was there, standing Y over Antonio, when Heutte arrived. < ) "Who stabbed him?" asked TTeut,0 gi "T," said little Vincenzo, laconi- 11 cally. n, Later, word was received at the h< police station that Antonio was inor- hi tally wounded. "Antonio will die," they told lit- s< tie Vincenzo. jj "He will die," little Vincenzo re- ni peated, speaking the word slowly as if a confirming a fact he had long before ti accepted. . * ? ? Help! Burglars! Police! came si/.- p zling over the telephone wire which t! leads into police headquarters. <r Fast Fiftv-fift.il Street Station was a called up from central, and here the p desk sergeant dropped the receiver, banged the gong that is wont to stir k the reserves from "spades trump" <> in their pinochle dreams to "clubs d trump" in the onrushing patrol wa- ti Ron. The call for help came from Miss n Elizabeth Smith, night nurse at the Babies' Hospital, owing to the fact that she had observed a light in the li dining-room at an unearthly hour in t the morning. ;l The night nurses were called into consultation, and while the general consensus of opinion was that the b burglar might be good looking and p a desirable man to chat with, still no chances should be taken. p Hence the call for help and the a "lmrry-np" wagon filled with "gum- s shoe artists" and husky blue coats. 1 The hospital was quickly surround- a ed, and with several subdued "liists" / the men in plain clothes entered and r were escorted to the dining-room door v and told to "<ro as far as thev liked." ^ And then Miss Smith made a noise like a hoop and rolled awav. li I he detectives found the dining- v room in perfect order?no windows y open?no silver disturbed, and the s babies' toy banks intact. li Suddenly the eagle eye of one of 1 the "Sherlocks" fell upon a half- h burned match in front of the ice 1 box?also some crumbs. ?"Aha," lie hissed, and his com- f panions ejaculated "g-r-r" 0nd wait- a ed, with drawn revolvers and maybe t with overdrawn bank accounts. v "My massive brain deduces," he h exclaimed. "Listen"? v "Here is the ice box, here the n crumbs, here a half-burned match, s J Nurses are human and have appeti- v les. Appetites demand food. Henee v the ice box, also the light, and like- a wise the reason. There was no bur- e gin v." "Say. your last lead was hearts, wasn't il ?" said one "plain clothes a man" to a blue coat as the patrol n 'ouio does not make us truly a meinlor of the haute tuoudc nor neecssarly happy. Many " smart-sol tors'' know more vbont the life and habits of a marnose t or pet baboon than they tin ibont the true worth of a Corot or he timbre and range of TetraR/.ini'tf :oico. Let us all so live that we can look in oil painting in the face and retrain from calling it a soap cliromo, uul let us so educate ourselves that ve may be able to distinguish the lifference between a Sevres china linncr set and a "104 piece" bunch >f stoneware that comcs in on the freen trading stamp fast line. Maybe Mabclle is right. * "Your honor, send me to jail for en years instead of ten days," was he very unusual request of William Wieking, of Williamsburg, as ho itood before Magistrate Nauiner in he Manhattan Avenue Police Court, sentenced to ten days for talking nore than liis share of false joy. "T want to get square with my vifo for having mo arrested," continual the prisoner, and the magistrate, vlio is probably not married, was, to nit it mildly, much atonished. "Sorry T can't accommodate von," mswered his honor; "ton days is the ligli limit for intoxication, and your vifo refuses to press the charge of issault, upon which you were first irrested.'' "Foiled again," growled the prismcr, as he was led away, and possi>ly lie is now thinking that the only vay left for him to get square with lis wife will be l<> iro out and sandlag somebody or else steal some sil'er. ?Mi ? ? If? f? ???P It Tastes Good and Creates Strength the famous cod liver and iron medicine, without oil. Vinol is much better than cod liver oil and emulsions, because, while it contains all the medicinal value they do, it disagrees with no one. As a body builder and strength creator for old people, delicate children, after sickness, and for stubborn coughs and colds Vinol is unequaled. Wm. E. Pelham & Son, Druggists, Newberry, S. C. NOTICE OF SALE OF LAND. Unless soid at private sale before that, time, I will offer for sale at Newberry, S. C\, at public auction on salcsday, the second of November, during the legal hours of sale the following described lands, near Jalapa S. C., to wit; All that tract of land in Newborn county, State of South Carolina, containing three hundred fifty-two (ll.>2) acres, more or loss, bounded by lands of I lay no Chalmers, 1). A. K lock ley Butler Lover, Ernest Merchant, S. B A nil and others. Also all that tract in the. county and State aforesaid, containing on< hundred twenty-five (12fi) acres more or less, bounded by lands of 1) A. Klecklcy, Butler Lover, Soase and Ernest. Merchant. Also all that tract in the county and State aforesaid, containing tw< hundred and forty-four (244) acres more or less, bounded by lands of II M. Mayer, S. 1'. Crotwell, and S. B Anil. Also all that tract in the count; and State aforesaid, containing out hundred and twenty-two (122) acres more or less, bounded by lands o llayne Chalmers, 1). A. Klecklcy am Krnest Merchant. Terms of sale one-third cash an< balance in f.wo equal annual instal mcnis, credit portion to be securer by notes of the purchaser and a inor tgage of the premises and to bear in tcrest from day of sale, at the rate o: eight per cent per annum payable an rmally. The purchaser of each tract as soot as same is knocked down to him wil he required to put up one hundret dollars as an evidence of good faitl and to bind his bid. .Tames M. Suber. 1 mo. Oct 1 -1 mo. KILLS FLEAS, and cures the worsl case of mange, Bicai^cs Mang< Cure. Not poisonous. For sale b\ I)r. Van Smith, Sole Agent. jjgon jogged along toward the sta- ( on house. I ? * 4 ? j There is mourning mnon^ Hie up[ate ehiekeu colonies and the pater- ; il Shanghai refuses to cat chopped ! cd or gravel in his grief. j All because a northbound Eighth ( enue car hit a two-horse wagon ^ ad of eggs, between 130th street id two o'clock in tlie afternoon. j The car was loaded with "fans" 1 l their way out to see the Giants j proaching the Chicago Clubs, for ^ ying to win the pennant. t When the egg shells and profanity ( id cleared away, the carload of base- < ill rooters looked pretty much like f tialle pieces of ham in an underme omlet. Also? Marcel waves, mery widow hats and hite shirt waists took on a color t ueh resembling the alleged streaks t Ilaskcjl and Foraker. 1 Archie Taggart, New York's tallest s >p, stopped three line drives with t s face. Hob Francis, the Harlem .< >rseman. "connected with six? i lint them?six;" faultless examples Rennaisance "hen fruit." x Eggs good, indifferent and some i rfcctly reckless, painted car, wa- \ ?n, street and innocent bystanders j gorgeous hue.. Three crates, bower. were foiinn intact, and then the r arlem small boys came down like ] e wolf on the fold. Ripping off ; e lids, they bombarded every car at came along. a "Shoot it, Devlin! Fire it home! ?t that guy!" they howled, as they ( winged" passengers with the pre- j ?ion of a Mathowson. ^ It was fun while it lasted. The 1 rong arm of the law didn't loom up 1 that it could be noticed, as it was \ 'raid of having its pretty blue sleeve ussed, and so, all told, this twoirse wagon load of eggs furnished a pical strenuous "egg-rolling" !P, wild enough to make the White ouse lot Easter ceremony look pret1 much like a requiem mass. ? * ? * J Amicl SchitY, of No. -100 Fast Sevity-fifth street, had a funny dream le other night. Rumor has it he earned that ho thought the New ork Americans were winning (ho lampionship series from Detroit. However, be that as it may, Amicl if fa wed, "He! He! Ha! Ha! Ho! o! Wow!" when suddenly a produced jar shook the apartment use and he awoke to find that, he id dislocated his jaw. A series of combination shrieks, reams and gurgles brought the famy to the rescue, hut. try as they ight, th. were unable to unloosen miel's in. . machine. The thing was ghtly jammed somewhere between ic eccentric rod and the fly wheel. Dr. Pease hustled in from the resbyterian Hospital and sized up ' ic situation in a hurry. lie then ave Amicl a cruel swat on the jaw nd the bones snapped back into 1 lace. The family has thrown out -Toe Mil r's joke book and other late hunirous works and young Schiff will oubtless hereafter confine his thenre going to tragedies. It is "not to laugh" with him from ow on. * ? Mrs. William Ellis Corey, formerf Mabelle Oilman, a beautiful acress, <if New York, and Paris, takes fling at society that doesn't do nciety a bit of good. In a recent interview with a lowrowed reporter Mrs. Corey said in art: "Society in New York and Xewort does not interest me in the least s now constructed, for among the o-ealled smart set there are searccv* any of its members who have any ppreeiation and real love for art. is for me, T cannot live and be liapiy out of art atmosphere, and that is i'hy T love Paris and France. An rt atmosphere is unheard of in New 'ork society." "New York has lots to learn. Peraps I lie next generation of' the wealthy in this country?for it is the real thy thai constitute our American ocietv?will learn how to live and ow |o appreciate the finer things of itc?art, music and lite people with rains and ambitions and such things. I is really too absurd to think of eople devising new forms of enterainment?curious dinners and quoc:* nd bizarre functions for the delcctaion of their friends?when, if they rere the people such as compose the est French and English society, they could find amusement and enterlainnont in the gifts of thoir friends intend. Mrs. As tor is right when she rrites that the old French saloon las tlie ideal society, and the nearest pproach to il we have today is modrn French society, where artists arc s welcome as (lie grande dame." f'y this we learn that ownership of' tlO-horsepower car, a ">0-horsepower no tor boat, and a 500-horsepower ins When You Pure GOODS F We bought when goo and we sell at much the everlasting Bargaii The nimblejnickel is than the slow dollar. Compare quality and that the greatest GEN always to be found at O, KLE' The Fair and I First shipment of fail Never no better, nor < TAX NOTICE. The tax books for Newberry county will be open for the collodion of taxes for tho fiscal year commencing January 1st, 1908, the 15th day of October, 1908, ami will remain open without penalty until the 91st day of December, 1008. Upon all taxes paid after the 31st day of December, 1908, and before the first day of February, 1909, .i penalty of one per cent will be added; upon all taxes paid during the month of February, 1909, a penalty of one per cent, will be added, and from the 281 h of February, 1909, to the 1 111 day of March, 1909, inclusive. an additional penalty of five pc/ cent will be added. Tim following i^ (he levy: Mill-. For Stale purposes 5 1-2 For ordinary county purposes For constitutional school purposes For court house l-'J Total 12 Ivxccpt in the following locality, where an additional railroad tax h;1-been levied, viz: Mills. Township No. 1. 2 Township No. 8 15 Township No. 9 2 And except in the following school . districts where special school tax lia-s been levied, viz: Mills. 1 Newberry No. 1. ;; Utopia No. 10 2 . Prosperity No. I I I 1-| Big Creek No. 20 2 i Pomaria No. 2(5 1-J , Kittle Mountain, No. .10 3 Excelsior No. 95 2 t f-happcHs No. 39 2 Whitmirc No. 52 4 7,ion No. 50 T A poll lax of $1.00 has been levied i on all male citizens between the age:^ of |Aventy-one and sixty years, except , 1 hose exempt by law. A tax of 50 cents each levied on al dogs. Persons liable to road duty ma\ . ]>av a coinmuta.t.ion tax of $3, from tin , 15th day of October, 1908, |n the 1511 . day of March, 1909. All tax payers remember all properly has been listed separately an< please see that you have a receipt foi ^ each piece of property so listed. , Jno. L. Epps, County Treasurer. NEWBERRY UNION STATION. Arrival and Departure of Panscnge; P Trains?Effective 12.01 A. M. j Sunday, June 7tli, 1908, Southern Railway: 1 - No. 15 for Greenville .. ..S.57a.in 1 No. 18 for Columbia .. . .1.-10 p.m - No. 11 for Greenville .. ...'{,20 p.m - Xo. .10 for Columbia 8.-17 p.rn f 0., N. & L. Ry. - *No 85 for Laurens 5.19 a.m *No, 22 for Columbia .. ..8.47 a.m i No. 52 for Greenville .. 12.50 p.m 1 No. 53 for Columbia .. . ,3.20 p.m 1 *No. 21 for Laurens .. ..7.25 p.m i *No. 84 for Columbia .. . .8.30 p.m Does not run on Sunday Thi.v time table shows the times al which trains may be expected to depart from this station, but their departure is not guaranteed and the I time shown is subject to change with> out notice. G. L. Kohinson, Station Master. Til U I'j n hase your FALL ROM US. t ds were at the LOWEST LOWER PRICES than i Day Sellers. more appreciated by us you will invariably find IUINE BARGAINS are TTNER, Square Dealer. goods arrived. cheaper. COME. WOOD'S SEEDS. if Bo?t QuaHtles obtaliiatjlB. I Winter or J Hairy Vetch _ makes not only one of tho largest- || yielding and best winter feed and forago crop8 you can grow, but in also one of tho best of soil-improvers, adding inoro nitrogen to the soil than anyiother winter crop. Wood's Doscrlptlve Fall Cataloguo gives full information about this valuable crop; hIbo \^about all other Farm 6 Garden Seeds for Fall planting. Cataloguo C* mailed free on request. Write / for it. IJ T.W. WOOD & SONS, if Soodsmon, - Richmond, Va. j aj'.u,?u.vil ".krtuuhui *><1 is Jutsl\?cunhaih i jniraij j EXCURSION RATES VIA SOUTHERN RAILWAY TO < 'hicago, III., ;tnd relnrn. Tickels on sale October 1st !o Fill i inclusive, limited October 301 h, 1008. .New Orleans, I.a., ami relnrn i tickets tin Sale October Tilt, Kill & !?tli iiiclsnive, limited October 2-1 th, 100S. liiniiMig'iain, Ala., and reiurn. Tickets on sale Oct. 1S|!i. lOlli and ? 0111. inclusive. limited October 2(Hh, ! 100K. Milwaukee, Wis., and return l ickels on sale October 8th to Mtb, inclusive, limited October 121 si, 1006 Denver, Col., and reiurn Tickels on sale daily until SeplemI j her :HMh. limit.-d October "(1-1. I'lOK. i 1'or rates, detailed informal ion, I et<-? apply lo Southern If nlv.av ticket airenls or address, 1 J C. Lu-k. I)i\'ei<m Passenger Age-il. ('liarl 'sjii.i, S. C. .loin, I/. Meek, 1 A-1. (Jen. I'ass. Agl., Atlanta, fla. 1 r CHARLESTON & WESTERN CAROLINA RY. Schedule in effect May 31, 1908. Lv. Newberry (C N & L) 12:.r)(! p.m. Ar. Laurens 2:02 p m. Lv. Laurens (C & W 0) 2:3:" p.m. Ar. Civen ville <1 ;00 p.m. r|Lv. .'?iu re lis 2:32 p.m. | Ac. Spa rl an burg 4 :0f> p.m. , Lv. Spa if an bur:.' (Sr., Ry.) 5:00 p.m. j Ar. Henderson ville 7:'If) p.m. Ar. Aslieville 8:50 p.m. . Lv. Laurens ((' & \y (;<) 2:32 p.m. . I Greenwood ;{:;{o p m' . Ar. MeCormiek ?;33 p.m. . |Ai\ Augusta f>: 15 p.m. I ci-\\ < ( )< 1 y T'arlar Cur line bc. I ween Augusta and Aslieville Trains . Nos. 1 and 2, leave Augusta Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, leave . Aslieville Mondays, Wednesdays and . Fridays. ' 1 Note: The above arrivals and dej partiires, as well as connections with ( jollier companies, are given as infor-j ma I ion. ami are not guaranteed. lOrnest Williams, Gen. Pass. Agfc., Augusta, Oa. Ceo. T. Bryan. Orecnvillc, S. C., j Q?n. Agt.