The herald and news. (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, October 06, 1908, Page THREE, Image 6
I LIGHTS AND J
f. OF
A Resume of the Cc
of a Gre
Containing a Small Pinch of Wholesome
Philosophy Mentally Visible
Between the Printed
Lines.
E. Lacy .Sipeer.
"Have a (hie) 'nother choc^lato
drop on (hie) me, Sadie. Whoopee!
WowI"
"Hey there, give us another halfpound
box of dry Martinis."
These convivial sounds rang out
above a confused babel of feminine
gurgles and squeaks, stopping many
case-hardened, muchamazed male vic,
tims of demon rum, as they passed a
fashionable candy shop on upper
Fifth avenue.
Only fancy: wicked New York
"confisitieres" (that's the way they
spell it on the Avenoo) ax*e making
chocolate bonbons, marron glaces and
even tho common, garden variety of
gum drops all filled with Jamaica
rum, "forty-yard" whiskey, and
other well-known roots and branches
of foolish water.
One woll-known candy maker tried
to sugar coat Ruincrt Bruit and Pommory,
but tho bubbles broke out and
muHsed up his place considerably?
and so he went back to the still,
strong waters that are said to even- ,
tually "bite like a Jersey mosquito
and sting likp an indignant hornet."
Up in Harlem they are injecting
beer into all-day "suckers," "lollypops,"
etc., and there, as elsewhere
in the greater city, joy has reigned
unconfined among the rank and file
of the gentler sex, while candy makers
have been fairly crushed with
prosperity.
And now enter the W. 0. T. IJ.
This st rong and aggressive order of
"white ribboncrs" has declared war
on all candy with false bottoms and
at recent session of tho body denunciations
of the "candied curse" have
caused the girls to lay in large stocks
of sugar-coated jag pills, in anticipation
of a sudden cutting off of supplies.
(
Mrs. Fmile P. Martin, world's superintendent
of the W. 0. T. T7.t said
at a recent meeting held in the Thirty-seventh
Street M. TJ. church:
"For the last ten years this matter
has been brought before the District
Attorney and the Police Commissioner,
and action has always been
taken. Now that Dr. Darlington, of
the Health Board, has taken up the
fight in the interest of health, we
feel that with such reinforcement we
are bound to win, we are certainly
dtermined.''
Adolph Finkelstein, of No. 120
Seventh avenue, had a cat with nineteen
lives. Her name was "Nasty,"
and she certainly was, as Policeman
Kraus can attest.
Nasty, propelled by a sudden
"brain storm," suddenly arched her
back, put her rudder into the direct
perpendicular, gave several preliminary
"spits" and yells, and then proceeded
to claw large chunks out of
the atmosphere.
Two little girls got into Nasty's
radius of action, and she attacked
them with all the vioiousness and
streingth of a mad animal. A small
boy, Samuel Finkelstein, who attempted
to rescue the girls, was also
l scratched and bitten.
I When the cat. attacked the boy, he
ran to the street screaming for help,
and Policeman Kraus, who was passI
ing, went into the room where Nasty
t still sat, looking for trouble.
With a great deal of painstaking
care the officer inserted half an ounce
of lead into the cat's anatomy, but
to no effect, lie ,fircd again and
again, planting in nil ten bullets in
Nasty's heaving form. This exhausted
his stock bf ammunition, and lie
went to the police station for niore.
hi the meantime another officer
came along and found the cat somewhat
subdued, and hunting around
for something to eat. 'This policeman
fired nine more regulation bul'v
lets into Nasty, a total of nineteen,
{, and she, finding herself giving a
\ good imitation of a porous plaster,
\ gave up the ghost in disgust.
At this writing pathologists of the
Willard Parker Hospital were analyzing
the brain of Nasty to find out
whether or not the animal was suffering
from the rabies when she attacked
the children. One fact, however,
needs no post-mortem corroboration?Nasty
died of acute lend poisoning,
even if the Finkelsteins are]
wondering whether Nasty might pos
SHADOWS :
NEW YORK..
Hi
>medy and Tragedy
a\
at City. '?
sibly "come back." ui
^ |'(i
They have their own way of settling
affairs (and, incidentally, people
at times) over in Italy, and little hf
Vincenti Gezzino, at Second avenue br
and Houston street, followed the il- sn
lustrious examples of his forebears (^(
when he stuck a knife into a playmate's
breast. w
Little Vincenzo and Francisco Alfordo
were boxing, surrounded by a
group of playmates, with Vincenzo
having a shade the better of it, when
Francisco's brother Antonio slipped {l>
in and struck Vincenzo a violent 'K
blow in the mouth. The stricken lad eo
staggered, pressed his hand to his of
mouth, and saw it was stained with
blood. pt
With a look of "hatred, Vincenzo
turned and ran to his home on Stan- a
ton street. lie was not gone long, ev
and the boys were there when he re- H
turned. With an immobile face he th
approached, and with a quiet word
brought a flame to Antonio's faec. *h
Antonio's fist shot out. Little
Vincenzo took the blow smiling, but
the instant Antonio's arm had spent "
its force and his body was unguarded f'1:
little Vincenzo's hand came from liehind
his back like a flash and the st
fingers gripped a nine-inch blade, so
Little Vincenzo struck swiftly, and ai
the blade was buried in Antonio's m
body, i^s lie fell, lit lie Vincenzo he
struck again, this time in the chest, t.v
Policeman Heutte, of the Fifth be
street station, was nearby, and, see- XI
ing Antonio fall, rushed forward. The ty
group of boys had dispersed silently
almost as the blade flashed. It had
come down to them from their fatli- ei
crs' fathers that what had taken tli
place was not to be spoken of. Only .li
little Vincenzo was there, standing Y
over Antonio, when Heutte arrived. < )
"Who stabbed him?" asked TTeut,0
gi
"T," said little Vincenzo, laconi- 11
cally. n,
Later, word was received at the h<
police station that Antonio was inor- hi
tally wounded.
"Antonio will die," they told lit- s<
tie Vincenzo. jj
"He will die," little Vincenzo re- ni
peated, speaking the word slowly as if a
confirming a fact he had long before ti
accepted. .
* ? ?
Help! Burglars! Police! came si/.- p
zling over the telephone wire which t!
leads into police headquarters. <r
Fast Fiftv-fift.il Street Station was a
called up from central, and here the p
desk sergeant dropped the receiver,
banged the gong that is wont to stir k
the reserves from "spades trump" <>
in their pinochle dreams to "clubs d
trump" in the onrushing patrol wa- ti
Ron.
The call for help came from Miss n
Elizabeth Smith, night nurse at the
Babies' Hospital, owing to the fact
that she had observed a light in the li
dining-room at an unearthly hour in t
the morning. ;l
The night nurses were called into
consultation, and while the general
consensus of opinion was that the b
burglar might be good looking and p
a desirable man to chat with, still no
chances should be taken. p
Hence the call for help and the a
"lmrry-np" wagon filled with "gum- s
shoe artists" and husky blue coats. 1
The hospital was quickly surround- a
ed, and with several subdued "liists" /
the men in plain clothes entered and r
were escorted to the dining-room door v
and told to "<ro as far as thev liked."
^
And then Miss Smith made a noise
like a hoop and rolled awav. li
I he detectives found the dining- v
room in perfect order?no windows y
open?no silver disturbed, and the s
babies' toy banks intact. li
Suddenly the eagle eye of one of 1
the "Sherlocks" fell upon a half- h
burned match in front of the ice 1
box?also some crumbs. ?"Aha,"
lie hissed, and his com- f
panions ejaculated "g-r-r" 0nd wait- a
ed, with drawn revolvers and maybe t
with overdrawn bank accounts. v
"My massive brain deduces," he h
exclaimed. "Listen"? v
"Here is the ice box, here the n
crumbs, here a half-burned match, s
J Nurses are human and have appeti- v
les. Appetites demand food. Henee v
the ice box, also the light, and like- a
wise the reason. There was no bur- e
gin v."
"Say. your last lead was hearts,
wasn't il ?" said one "plain clothes a
man" to a blue coat as the patrol n
'ouio does not make us truly a meinlor
of the haute tuoudc nor neecssarly
happy.
Many " smart-sol tors'' know more
vbont the life and habits of a marnose
t or pet baboon than they tin
ibont the true worth of a Corot or
he timbre and range of TetraR/.ini'tf
:oico.
Let us all so live that we can look
in oil painting in the face and retrain
from calling it a soap cliromo,
uul let us so educate ourselves that
ve may be able to distinguish the
lifference between a Sevres china
linncr set and a "104 piece" bunch
>f stoneware that comcs in on the
freen trading stamp fast line.
Maybe Mabclle is right.
*
"Your honor, send me to jail for
en years instead of ten days," was
he very unusual request of William
Wieking, of Williamsburg, as ho
itood before Magistrate Nauiner in
he Manhattan Avenue Police Court,
sentenced to ten days for talking
nore than liis share of false joy.
"T want to get square with my
vifo for having mo arrested," continual
the prisoner, and the magistrate,
vlio is probably not married, was, to
nit it mildly, much atonished.
"Sorry T can't accommodate von,"
mswered his honor; "ton days is the
ligli limit for intoxication, and your
vifo refuses to press the charge of
issault, upon which you were first
irrested.''
"Foiled again," growled the prismcr,
as he was led away, and possi>ly
lie is now thinking that the only
vay left for him to get square with
lis wife will be l<> iro out and sandlag
somebody or else steal some sil'er.
?Mi ? ? If? f? ???P
It Tastes Good and
Creates Strength
the famous cod liver and
iron medicine, without oil.
Vinol is much better than
cod liver oil and emulsions,
because, while it contains all
the medicinal value they do,
it disagrees with no one.
As a body builder and
strength creator for old
people, delicate children,
after sickness, and for stubborn
coughs and colds Vinol
is unequaled.
Wm. E. Pelham & Son, Druggists,
Newberry, S. C.
NOTICE OF SALE OF LAND.
Unless soid at private sale before
that, time, I will offer for sale at
Newberry, S. C\, at public auction on
salcsday, the second of November,
during the legal hours of sale the following
described lands, near Jalapa
S. C., to wit;
All that tract of land in Newborn
county, State of South Carolina, containing
three hundred fifty-two (ll.>2)
acres, more or loss, bounded by lands
of I lay no Chalmers, 1). A. K lock ley
Butler Lover, Ernest Merchant, S. B
A nil and others.
Also all that tract in the. county
and State aforesaid, containing on<
hundred twenty-five (12fi) acres
more or less, bounded by lands of 1)
A. Klecklcy, Butler Lover,
Soase and Ernest. Merchant.
Also all that tract in the county
and State aforesaid, containing tw<
hundred and forty-four (244) acres
more or less, bounded by lands of II
M. Mayer, S. 1'. Crotwell, and S. B
Anil.
Also all that tract in the count;
and State aforesaid, containing out
hundred and twenty-two (122) acres
more or less, bounded by lands o
llayne Chalmers, 1). A. Klecklcy am
Krnest Merchant.
Terms of sale one-third cash an<
balance in f.wo equal annual instal
mcnis, credit portion to be securer
by notes of the purchaser and a inor
tgage of the premises and to bear in
tcrest from day of sale, at the rate o:
eight per cent per annum payable an
rmally.
The purchaser of each tract as soot
as same is knocked down to him wil
he required to put up one hundret
dollars as an evidence of good faitl
and to bind his bid.
.Tames M. Suber.
1 mo.
Oct 1 -1 mo.
KILLS FLEAS, and cures the worsl
case of mange, Bicai^cs Mang<
Cure. Not poisonous. For sale b\
I)r. Van Smith, Sole Agent.
jjgon jogged along toward the sta- (
on house. I
? * 4 ? j
There is mourning mnon^ Hie up[ate
ehiekeu colonies and the pater- ;
il Shanghai refuses to cat chopped !
cd or gravel in his grief. j
All because a northbound Eighth (
enue car hit a two-horse wagon ^
ad of eggs, between 130th street
id two o'clock in tlie afternoon. j
The car was loaded with "fans" 1
l their way out to see the Giants j
proaching the Chicago Clubs, for ^
ying to win the pennant. t
When the egg shells and profanity (
id cleared away, the carload of base- <
ill rooters looked pretty much like f
tialle pieces of ham in an underme
omlet. Also?
Marcel waves, mery widow hats and
hite shirt waists took on a color t
ueh resembling the alleged streaks t
Ilaskcjl and Foraker. 1
Archie Taggart, New York's tallest s
>p, stopped three line drives with t
s face. Hob Francis, the Harlem .<
>rseman. "connected with six? i
lint them?six;" faultless examples
Rennaisance "hen fruit." x
Eggs good, indifferent and some i
rfcctly reckless, painted car, wa- \
?n, street and innocent bystanders j
gorgeous hue.. Three crates, bower.
were foiinn intact, and then the r
arlem small boys came down like ]
e wolf on the fold. Ripping off ;
e lids, they bombarded every car
at came along. a
"Shoot it, Devlin! Fire it home!
?t that guy!" they howled, as they (
winged" passengers with the pre- j
?ion of a Mathowson. ^
It was fun while it lasted. The 1
rong arm of the law didn't loom up 1
that it could be noticed, as it was \
'raid of having its pretty blue sleeve
ussed, and so, all told, this twoirse
wagon load of eggs furnished a
pical strenuous "egg-rolling"
!P, wild enough to make the White
ouse lot Easter ceremony look pret1
much like a requiem mass.
? * ? * J
Amicl SchitY, of No. -100 Fast Sevity-fifth
street, had a funny dream
le other night. Rumor has it he
earned that ho thought the New
ork Americans were winning (ho
lampionship series from Detroit.
However, be that as it may, Amicl
if fa wed, "He! He! Ha! Ha! Ho!
o! Wow!" when suddenly a produced
jar shook the apartment
use and he awoke to find that, he
id dislocated his jaw.
A series of combination shrieks,
reams and gurgles brought the famy
to the rescue, hut. try as they
ight, th. were unable to unloosen
miel's in. . machine. The thing was
ghtly jammed somewhere between
ic eccentric rod and the fly wheel.
Dr. Pease hustled in from the
resbyterian Hospital and sized up '
ic situation in a hurry. lie then
ave Amicl a cruel swat on the jaw
nd the bones snapped back into 1
lace.
The family has thrown out -Toe Mil r's
joke book and other late hunirous
works and young Schiff will
oubtless hereafter confine his thenre
going to tragedies.
It is "not to laugh" with him from
ow on.
* ?
Mrs. William Ellis Corey, formerf
Mabelle Oilman, a beautiful acress,
<if New York, and Paris, takes
fling at society that doesn't do
nciety a bit of good.
In a recent interview with a lowrowed
reporter Mrs. Corey said in
art:
"Society in New York and Xewort
does not interest me in the least
s now constructed, for among the
o-ealled smart set there are searccv*
any of its members who have any
ppreeiation and real love for art.
is for me, T cannot live and be liapiy
out of art atmosphere, and that is
i'hy T love Paris and France. An
rt atmosphere is unheard of in New
'ork society."
"New York has lots to learn. Peraps
I lie next generation of' the
wealthy in this country?for it is the
real thy thai constitute our American
ocietv?will learn how to live and
ow |o appreciate the finer things of
itc?art, music and lite people with
rains and ambitions and such things.
I is really too absurd to think of
eople devising new forms of enterainment?curious
dinners and quoc:*
nd bizarre functions for the delcctaion
of their friends?when, if they
rere the people such as compose the
est French and English society, they
could find amusement and enterlainnont
in the gifts of thoir friends intend.
Mrs. As tor is right when she
rrites that the old French saloon
las tlie ideal society, and the nearest
pproach to il we have today is modrn
French society, where artists arc
s welcome as (lie grande dame."
f'y this we learn that ownership of'
tlO-horsepower car, a ">0-horsepower
no tor boat, and a 500-horsepower ins
When You Pure
GOODS F
We bought when goo
and we sell at much
the everlasting Bargaii
The nimblejnickel is
than the slow dollar.
Compare quality and
that the greatest GEN
always to be found at
O, KLE'
The Fair and I
First shipment of fail
Never no better, nor <
TAX NOTICE.
The tax books for Newberry county
will be open for the collodion of taxes
for tho fiscal year commencing
January 1st, 1908, the 15th day of
October, 1908, ami will remain open
without penalty until the 91st day of
December, 1008. Upon all taxes paid
after the 31st day of December, 1908,
and before the first day of February,
1909, .i penalty of one per cent will
be added; upon all taxes paid during
the month of February, 1909, a penalty
of one per cent, will be added, and
from the 281 h of February, 1909, to
the 1 111 day of March, 1909, inclusive.
an additional penalty of five pc/
cent will be added.
Tim following i^ (he levy:
Mill-.
For Stale purposes 5 1-2
For ordinary county purposes
For constitutional school purposes
For court house l-'J
Total 12
Ivxccpt in the following locality,
where an additional railroad tax h;1-been
levied, viz:
Mills.
Township No. 1. 2
Township No. 8 15
Township No. 9 2
And except in the following school
. districts where special school tax lia-s
been levied, viz:
Mills.
1 Newberry No. 1. ;;
Utopia No. 10 2
. Prosperity No. I I I 1-|
Big Creek No. 20 2
i Pomaria No. 2(5 1-J
, Kittle Mountain, No. .10 3
Excelsior No. 95 2
t f-happcHs No. 39 2
Whitmirc No. 52 4
7,ion No. 50 T
A poll lax of $1.00 has been levied
i on all male citizens between the age:^
of |Aventy-one and sixty years, except
, 1 hose exempt by law.
A tax of 50 cents each levied on al
dogs.
Persons liable to road duty ma\
. ]>av a coinmuta.t.ion tax of $3, from tin
, 15th day of October, 1908, |n the 1511
. day of March, 1909.
All tax payers remember all properly
has been listed separately an<
please see that you have a receipt foi
^ each piece of property so listed.
, Jno. L. Epps,
County Treasurer.
NEWBERRY UNION STATION.
Arrival and Departure of Panscnge;
P Trains?Effective 12.01 A. M.
j Sunday, June 7tli, 1908,
Southern Railway:
1
- No. 15 for Greenville .. ..S.57a.in
1 No. 18 for Columbia .. . .1.-10 p.m
- No. 11 for Greenville .. ...'{,20 p.m
- Xo. .10 for Columbia 8.-17 p.rn
f 0., N. & L. Ry.
- *No 85 for Laurens 5.19 a.m
*No, 22 for Columbia .. ..8.47 a.m
i No. 52 for Greenville .. 12.50 p.m
1 No. 53 for Columbia .. . ,3.20 p.m
1 *No. 21 for Laurens .. ..7.25 p.m
i *No. 84 for Columbia .. . .8.30 p.m
Does not run on Sunday
Thi.v time table shows the times al
which trains may be expected to depart
from this station, but their departure
is not guaranteed and the
I time shown is subject to change with>
out notice.
G. L. Kohinson,
Station Master.
Til U I'j n
hase your FALL
ROM US.
t
ds were at the LOWEST
LOWER PRICES than
i Day Sellers.
more appreciated by us
you will invariably find
IUINE BARGAINS are
TTNER,
Square Dealer.
goods arrived.
cheaper. COME.
WOOD'S SEEDS.
if Bo?t QuaHtles obtaliiatjlB.
I Winter or J
Hairy Vetch _
makes not only one of tho largest- ||
yielding and best winter feed and
forago crop8 you can grow, but in
also one of tho best of soil-improvers,
adding inoro nitrogen to the
soil than anyiother winter crop.
Wood's Doscrlptlve Fall Cataloguo
gives full information
about this valuable crop; hIbo
\^about all other
Farm 6 Garden Seeds
for Fall planting. Cataloguo
C* mailed free on request. Write /
for it. IJ
T.W. WOOD & SONS, if
Soodsmon, - Richmond, Va.
j aj'.u,?u.vil ".krtuuhui *><1 is Jutsl\?cunhaih i jniraij
j EXCURSION RATES VIA SOUTHERN
RAILWAY TO
< 'hicago, III., ;tnd relnrn.
Tickels on sale October 1st !o Fill
i inclusive, limited October 301 h, 1008.
.New Orleans, I.a., ami relnrn
i tickets tin Sale October Tilt, Kill &
!?tli iiiclsnive, limited October 2-1 th,
100S.
liiniiMig'iain, Ala., and reiurn.
Tickets on sale Oct. 1S|!i. lOlli and
? 0111. inclusive. limited October 2(Hh,
! 100K.
Milwaukee, Wis., and return
l ickels on sale October 8th to Mtb,
inclusive, limited October 121 si, 1006
Denver, Col., and reiurn
Tickels on sale daily until SeplemI
j her :HMh. limit.-d October "(1-1. I'lOK.
i 1'or rates, detailed informal ion,
I et<-? apply lo Southern If nlv.av ticket
airenls or address,
1 J C. Lu-k.
I)i\'ei<m Passenger Age-il.
('liarl 'sjii.i, S. C.
.loin, I/. Meek,
1 A-1. (Jen. I'ass. Agl.,
Atlanta, fla.
1
r CHARLESTON & WESTERN CAROLINA
RY.
Schedule in effect May 31, 1908.
Lv. Newberry (C N & L) 12:.r)(! p.m.
Ar. Laurens 2:02 p m.
Lv. Laurens (C & W 0) 2:3:" p.m.
Ar. Civen ville <1 ;00 p.m.
r|Lv. .'?iu re lis 2:32 p.m.
| Ac. Spa rl an burg 4 :0f> p.m.
, Lv. Spa if an bur:.' (Sr., Ry.) 5:00 p.m.
j Ar. Henderson ville 7:'If) p.m.
Ar. Aslieville 8:50 p.m.
. Lv. Laurens ((' & \y (;<) 2:32 p.m.
. I Greenwood ;{:;{o p m'
. Ar. MeCormiek ?;33 p.m.
. |Ai\ Augusta f>: 15 p.m.
I ci-\\ < ( )< 1 y T'arlar Cur line bc.
I ween Augusta and Aslieville Trains
. Nos. 1 and 2, leave Augusta Tuesdays,
Thursdays and Saturdays, leave
. Aslieville Mondays, Wednesdays and
. Fridays. ' 1
Note: The above arrivals and dej
partiires, as well as connections with
( jollier companies, are given as infor-j
ma I ion. ami are not guaranteed.
lOrnest Williams,
Gen. Pass. Agfc.,
Augusta, Oa.
Ceo. T. Bryan.
Orecnvillc, S. C.,
j Q?n. Agt.