University of South Carolina Libraries
The Happiest Man. "Marse Ton should be de bappies' man in do roun' worl!" "Think so?" "I sho' does. 119 spends three-fourths er his time huntin' an' de ypather fo'th eatin' what he hunts"-Aflanta Con Butution. It is said that it takes three generi tions to make a gentleman, but flye to insure perfect and patrician hands. The utopia of today is the reality of tomorrow.-Pnssy. Explained. "Our air mnttresses," said the dealer, "are all tilled In (lie months of April, May and June. That accounts for their remarkably resillent qualities." "Is the air of those months better than others?" "They are the spring months, you know."--Life. At the Sulphur Spring. Visitor-This water tastes just lk bad eggs. doesn't it? Servitor.--Don't know. I'm not an actor. Ther man who pauses in his hones Wants little of being a villain.-MIImton A Serious Game. "Papa." said little Tommy Taddells "what is the game of authors?" "The game of authors, Tommy," rv plied Mr. Taddells. "is to sell their books."-Smart Set. 11 Will Power. "Henpeck has given up smoking. eh I didn't think lie had so much wil: power." "He ha-sn't. but his wife has." The highest liberty is harmony witit the highest la ws.--Giles. The Safest. Sharpe - Yes, Parker invented the safest air ship ever heard of. Whealton-Bnt it refused to fly. You couldn't get up on it. "That's why I say it was the safest." Succen". She-And what woild you call a sue cessful poet? I_e-One who leaves non'ey enough to bury him.-Jiudge. A straight line is shortest in mora! ns well :1 inl geometry.-Aahel. The Ite-t of Three! After a criminal case !n which Sir Frank Lockwood had secured an ac tiuittal for the prisoners, Lord Bramp ton, tlien Sir Henry llawkins, privately congratuated him on the excellent way in whilh he haid conducted the case and remarked especially on the alibi that had been established. "Yes," was the characteristic reply, "I thought it was pretty good-anyhow, the best of the three I had offered to mei"-Golden Penny. Christmas Holiday Rates. For the Christmas Holidays the Atlantih Coast Line announces a rate of one and one third one way fares plus 25c for the round trip between all points South Potomac and Ohio Rivers and East of the Mississijpi River. Tickets on sale December 23d, 24th, 25th, also 30th, 31st and January 1st, 1904, with final limit January 4th, 1904. For' the accomnmodation of students and teachers of schools anid colleges the Atlantic Coast Line has arranged roundl trip) rates as ab)ove, December 16th to 22nd, wvith final limit .Januar'y 8th, 1904. The train service of the Atlantic Coast Line is unexcelled. For tickets and full information, apply to ticket agents. W. J. Cr'aig, G. P. A., Wilmington, N. C. BLOCKADEiD very Household in Newberry Should Know H[ow to Resist It. 'he hack aches hecause the kidneys-~ blockaded. lhp the kidneys wit the b ir w irk. ie back will ache' no mnore. 15 of proof; int D)e,'< lK ihwv P'iIs is. Lihe best, pr'oof, for it '-ome. fro-m 1Mairt in. ,'mplioye;d h- New MIills, sans: - 'Iy b, ek avheda for >i four yea~rs, an rd ',, nain right 1.he simall of my back was a. tin'-s tha w coulId noti work. I th oiught 'he'umiaiisim andi was~ tryingr all f linimnit and rheumaie cures noticell a in' ekdutst xeim ier I in rQion an15it;d r,otied the ir unr atppeariance, when I inme to ~lusioni that It mu-' be my kid( ich caused3( t he troible, but the I used (11(1 not help ine. Seeing tisement about, Doan 's Kidney nt to W. E. P~elhm & Son's and( got a box. I felt het t (day I usedl themi and since mall thie pain ini my back me, the kidney secretlons aind the sediment, disap 3annot express howv thaunkful found Doan's Kidnmey Pills e a goodl relliable kidneiry all dealers. Pr'ice 510 cents )ster- Mihburn Co , lliTalu. rents for the Unit,ed Stat es. the name 1)ann aund te BEAUT CELLI JUST THE THIl' FOR I C 0| Hankerchief Ci Jewelry Stands Collar and cuff Fancy Work B; Photograph St Etc., Etc., E tc., Herald News C 1FUL l LOIDS IGI IFUL IlITS ST Stands askets Etc. and )ff ice THOUSANDS S McCLUR MAG s th best published at a >nly 10 cents a copy, $1.OC In evory number of MoC Articles of intense intere: rreatest national importar Six good short stories, 'tories of life and action !n 1904 cCure's w ,n 1904Ing, importa, han ever. "Every year b( t would not be McClure's. Subscribe now for McChire's f and December numbers of i90 IuRS.S McCI.uiun COMP\ANY,623LIXIN SEABO AIR LINE NORTH SOUTH -- Two Daily Pullman Vestibi Between SOUTH and FIRST-CLASS DININ The Best Rates and Route Via Richmond and Wa Norfolk and Steamers Nashville, Memphis, Louis, Chicago, New Points South and Southwe and Jacksonville and all and Cuba. POSITIVELY THE SHORTE! NORTH ANE Si-For detailed Information, I man reservations, etc., apply t( board Air Line Railway, or Jos. Pass-nger Agent, Columbia, S C. F. STEWART, Ass SAVA NN A 29l01011 wid W (dri a1 Rv WV CAi A.lglista. and Ashevillo Short LI no Roa Down.' (RodI Up 2.46 ;um ....... N ' w bur ry . \....... A r 1.T0 jlI' . A r ILn rPns ....... ....o 2.07 pm....Lv Laurons. .... Ar1.:op. .' 20 pm ....rSpar1tln bug. . 1 ft X.40 pmf....tv M partan burIlg ..Ar r (.5n ~ l 5.:2 pu,.... A rinuda.......... . vJa. S.51 uno....Ar Linnrnnv.....e 2.Lv p ' .15 no...I . A ubevl........ .. Lv .05a p i f2-0 pm.. r Lto a n ri ......,.. Lvy 2.1? p. O.55 p"'.. Por 1 ( ur ;n.......... A 7.46 S, '/ 4I pm ... .A r N wl..... .. .&lvA 12.44 px 2 '9 p m.... L v A ug m,' a... . ... ... m 1For f',rther ii inon ton rvl',t 1 - H. C. BEA'b:TI'E, Receivor In Ettoct .1 iina 8, 1909'.. A -'P tel'N'' t ,. , y'V 1f5i1 r. Mix.d V. MJ.~. Vi r a 40. 9t. No. 12 .Ma 't Inna. No. 11 No 3 10 9 55. h ti............110 ........3 20f :0t 2 48 9 33..A n d rson 1". 1).... 340 1 i10 2 45 9 30. ... n'deriron P. 1)...... 45 Ilic5 .... I5...Westt A n drson.3..49.... ..... O0.......Dnver......3 5 .... ... 9 02.....At un ..........4 05 .... - ... 855...Pondlton... 411 . ... 8 47 .........horry...,..4 18f .... ... 8 44.....A d a m ........... 421 .... ...8 28 ..Jord anin Junc t..483 .... .... 2.5..........o n eca. ....1 36 .... . . 80(1.....1.W est, Untlon)....601 .. ' 1r ....800.......Wahal la..... 501..... nw All regular tinisi fromt fielton to W/Ialhal, w aIve prtcdnCeI1C OVer tratins) of Same class4t Fm noving in t 11O1)he tot direcit on ules ottIch t.1on r wtie speelficeI b y t.rain or<iotr, W. G Will alo( stto p att thef followi1ng s4tat11ions to ako on and let of))l ass Ingers: Phuinney 'si ,. y' ramen and 21and1 v Snprin H. .' It. A njD mUJON. 3nlp.intr.n,t.nt o I AY THAT E'S AZINE ry price. Yet it is ) a year. lure's there are st on subjects of the ice humorous stories, tnd always good. ill be more interest nt and entertaining tter than the last or or 1904, and get the November 3 free. GTON BLm., Niw Vou, N. V. ARD RAIL WAY. EAST -- WEST. iled Limited Trains NEW YORK. SCAR SERVICE. to all Eastern Cities ,shington, or via .-To Atlanta, Louisville, St. Orleans, and All ,t-To Savannah points in Florida rT LINE BETWEEN ) SOUTH. -ates, schedules, Pull any agent of The Sea W. Stewart, Traveling C. H, GA. ST1A.TIO NS. .jl lm; Lv Atlanta (hi..LI. A;r. SQ j)lDm 'a nm A t.hone (a 1 pmn 2m2 bb,a 4 ro@ Il): Xi 0 1 pm 36;; A r Clin ton (1 Oln'r) I v', 45 pa (0.&W 0.) a(a nm Lv 2h-un Jprlinga Ar 4 "0 pr11 lb6 h P M jsa mranbuarg '< :4r pw 2 pmn (revei( l e 3~a: 2r, pit (Hanrria S'rinage) 12 phm W."aerloo 2 35. pmi 4. I'A l aua rene,a (D)in'r) L v 2 7 p 2 ~52 21 865 ax (x 7 .' -l0 ' a r Roc . ' I 0 -00 1a7 H all ,to I)5 5-n 7 IT 2' 4' I7Ira ) ! 46' 75 4 1 ; t'4, ' 4'Co ju,n b a i a a 6 00 1 0 XIII IL 4 ('ai3. L. aa .(?,22 a (Un:17 ion tation) 0 b~ ) 4 a L 7olumbiaa'a (A. '.l.)A 1 1 !8 9~ 20 A r1 Ch asn LV 27 00l M (Uniniopoton Ratc6,6 m Taolrble(A0s ,)r ir h 10ifom lil on anypo t,. rwiet IU,T. M., EM9IRSON, Pridealnt. Tiraflle Matna or LIVI NORiTON, H1. M. EM gI8oN 8ot . A vt. , . aInj Iti &.. P. n ... A.