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luimomts gjrpartmfnt. Making Punishment fit the Crime.? Noticing one of her small boys nibbling at some luncheon in school one day the teacher called the culprit to the desk. "You know." she began sternly, "that you must not eat during lesson hours! Now as a punishment you must stand here in front of the class and eat every bit of, it." The small boy did as he was bid, a curious grin overspreading his face. The teacher misunderstood that grin until the last scrap had disappeared, when, from the class, a small voice wailed in tearful accents: "Please, teacher, that wasn't his \ lunch he was eatin'; it was mine." \ . It All Depends.?When James A. i Gartleld was president of Oberlin college a man brought for entrance as a student his son, for whom he wished I a shorter course than the regular one. "The boy can never take all that in," said the father. "He wants to get through quicker. Can you arrange it for him?" "Oh. yes." said Mr. Garfield. "He can take a short course; it all depends on what you want to make of him. When God wants to make an oak He takes a hundred years, but He only takes two months to make a squash." Not Her Fault.?Doris was rather backward in her studies ami one day when her father was inquiring into her standing at school the little girl admitted that she was the lowest in her class. "Why, Doris, I am ashamed of you!" exclaimed the mother; "why don't you aiuuy iiaruci auu uj iv &v?. i the foot of your class? "It ain't my fault replied Doris, in tones of injured innocence, "the little girl who has always been at '.he foot has left school." 1 1 Hsr Reply.?He had but recently met an elderly maiden lady in a nearby town. On his return home he wrote, asking her to marry him and requesting an answer by telegram. On receiving the letter the lady rushed to the telegraph office. "How much does it cost to send u telegram?" she demanded. "Twenty-five cents for ten words," answered the operator; and this was the telegram her suitor received; Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Eugenics?"Father, did you ever lis when you were a boy?" "\'o. my son," said the father, who evidently did not recall the past with sny distinctness. "Nor Mother, either?" persisted the younr lawyer. "No. Why?" "Oh, because I don't see how two ? .v - - ... ... people wno never ioia a ne couia nave n boy who told as many as I did. Where could I have got it from?" Just for a Change?"Excuse me," said ihe girl to her dancing partner, as she stopped in the middle of the "Boston." "dont you think you might introduce a little change in your style of dancing?" "Why certainly, most gladly. How?" isked the young man. "Well if you don't mind," sweetly said hie partner, "would you mind dancing on my left foot for a while? The right has about had enough." He Meant Well at That.?"But. Captain Hawley," said the handsome Miss Piute coquettishly, "will you love me when I grow old and ugly?" "My dear Miss Piute," answered the captain gallantly, "you may grow older, but you will never grow ugl'er." And he wondered why their friendship ceased so suddenly. Making His Job Easier,?"Stop!" thundered the man in the barber chair, i who was having his hair cut. "Why do you Insist upon telling me these horrible blood-curdling storks?" "I'm sorry, sir," said the barber, "but when I tell stories like that the hair stands up on end and maker it much easier to cut, sir." An Eye for Him.?The bored youth turned to his dinner partner with a yawn. "Who is that strange-looking man over there who stares at me so much?" he drawled"Oh, that's Professor Jenkins," she replied, "the famous export on insanity." " ' , From the Shadow of the Pulpit.? i "Freddy," said the mothc-r, after Sunday-school. "did you put your nickel in the contribution box today?" "No, Mamma," said the future financier: "I asked Eddie Lage (the minister's little son) if I could keep it and spend it for candy and he said I could." The Difference Defined.?"Charles," said the teacher in the botany cfass, "can you tell me the difference between annual and biennial plants?" "Yes'm," said Charles. "Annuals are plants that die once a year, and mennials are those that die twice a year." , ?. Getting Things Shipsnape.?"Dearest," said the sentimental bridegroom after the wedding ceremony, "do you think that I'll prove to be a satisfactory mate?" "Oh, I guess you'll do all right," responded the practical bride; "and now look me over and tell me what you think ot your captain." She Was all Right. "So you want to marry my daughter, do you?" asked the father. "Now what are your I prospects?"i "Excellent, sir," answered the young man, "if you don't spoil them." SOUTH CAROLINA NEWS ? The South Carolina Synod of the Southern Presbyterian church convened in Anderson this morning:. ? Chester A. It.'P. church was apportioned $10,000 as its share of the Forward Movement and raised $22,000. ? Trial of the case of Jake Gosnell. charged with the murder of Sheriff Rector, of Greenville, has been postponed until January. ? A company has been organized at Chesnee, Spartanburg county for the purpose of manufacturing fertilizer there. It is proposed to mix 10,000 tons annually. ? All records for receipts by the game warden department of South Carolina were broken during October. Up to noon last Saturday licenses and tines had risen to a total of $17,631. ? About 200 patients from the state hospital for the insane visited the state fair in Columbia last week. One old lady, a member of the visiting party, said: "It is the first time I ever visited the state fair and I have been here a right smart time." ? That there is now law on the statute books of South Carolina prohibiting a teacher from inflicting corporal nnnishmont on a disorderly school child is in substance the answer, S. M. Wolfe, attorney general of South Carolina has made in a letter asking to know about the matter. ? According to T. H. Gregory, postofflce inspector, yeggmen are again operating in North and South Carolina. The crackers are reported working southward from Norfolk and Richmond through eastern and central North Carolina into South Carolina. ? Pee Dee Advocate, Bennettsvillc: A record breaking sale of farm lands, not near any town, was made by Hamer, Hamcr and Darby in Hebron township last Tuesday, when they sold the Lewis Hamer estate, 96.18 acres, at auction for $51,236.88, an average of $532.71 per acre. Tv.*o tracts containing 37.56 acres sold for $28,263.90, which is an average of $7f>2i50 per acre. AUTOMOBILE TOPS ?Rebuilt and Re-covered. We also make Side Curtains, Back Curtains, Seat Covers, Rugs and Dust Boots. Automobile Painting ?in a Modern Shop, with First Grade materials and Expert Workmen at reasonable prices. FOR SERVICE?ASK US. PYRAMID PAINT SHOP JAS. A. JOHNSON, Mgr. Automobile Painters, Sign Paintes and Top Builders. Overhead Bridge Phones 616 and 487-w. Rock Hill, S. C. FORD'S FURNITURE" IS BUILT TO PLEASE YOU. When you buy Furniture here you are assured that you will get WHAT YOU WANT. We don't sell you if you don't want it. We have a beautiful line of CREX RUGS AX I) AXMINSTER ART SQUARES that have just arrived.' Just the thing for the parlor. Come and sec them. How about buying THAT NEW SET OF > FURNITURE You have been wanting so long? It is here at FORD'S waiting on you and the price is right. COME to CLOVER and COME TO FORD'S FOR FURNITURE WANTS. Come whether you want to buy or not. Come to see us. M. L. FORD Licensed Embalmers and Undertakers. King's Mountain St., Clover, S. C. I UPE'S GARAGE- ~ Jj. P. LIPE, Proprietor WE HAVE OUR VALCANIZIN'G and RE-TREADIXG outfit at work, and it is doing the business in a way 4U"i AMtkncioelio cniicfflPtion PEOPLE WHO HAVE Old Tires! that need Vulcanizing or Re-Treading j should come to us at once and get our opinion on them. AS WE GIVE our iron clad guarantee with every job we are not likely to make a recommendation that will not warrant the guarantee. WE BURN THE CARBON out of a cylinder in a jiffy, and we bum out four, six or eight cylinders in four, six or eight jiffys. WE DO ALL KINDS OF REPAIR WORK?We do it quickly and we do it [ right and we do it at reasonable prices. I LIPE'S GARAGE Jj. I*. LIPE, Proprietor GIVE YOURSELF A SQUARE DEAL DID YOU EVER HEAR or hear of a policy holder in the MUTUAL BENEFIT expressing any doubt as to the ability of the Company to carry out its contracts, not only with him but with every other policy holder? I am satisfied you never have. During the 7"? years, lacking about three months, that it has been in businss it has not I failed to meet a single obligation as promised, and on numerous occasions has surpassed its written promises. "New blood" does not cut any figure in its calculations. It is a fact that if not a single new member should be added in the future, and each old member should continue to pay the [agreed premiums on his Insurance, every single policy in force today would be settled in full as it matured. No, as to whether or not the MUTUAL BENEFIT is safe is a question that never gives the policyholder any concern. No other company has over carried out its contracts at less cost and no other company writes as liberal contracts. Do you think that in J buying Insurance you are giving yourself a square deal if you buy without investigating the accuracy of my repI rcsentations? Sam M. Grist, Special Agent Itoom 3()J{, first .National Bank Bhlg. NOTlC'i: TS hereby given to all concerned that j I will tile my final return as Administrator of the estate of Isaac Wright. Jr., deceased, in the office of 'the Probate Judge for York <"o :nty, S. It'., on the 15th day of November, lit 19, at 10 o'clock in the forenoon, and then and there will apply for a final |discharge as administrator of the said estate. J .NO. It. l.fXlAX, Administrat >r. October 14th, lt?ll>. b- t f.r | FOR QUICK SALE ! FOUR SECOXD-IIAXD TWO-IIORSE WAGOXS. ! COME QUICK IF YOU WANT OXE. , i I | CARROLL BROTHERS' | NINETEEN YEARSEXPERIENCE in pharmaceutical service is behind every Prescription filled for you at this Store. THIS EXPERIENCE migtft save your life. Had you e\er thought of it that way? j IP YOU WANT A DOCTOR fell us about it, and we will get any doctor in Clover that you want and get him <iuick. OUR PHONE IS NO. 2, and we are noxious to serve CLOVER DRUG STORE It. L. WYL1E, Proprietor Phone No. 2 > Clover, S. C. j I o With her! II Plants '' Ready-To-1 Millinery, S Men's Furn Men's Tailo g Hardware, ! Machinery, Furniture, j| Musical Inst < i n Builders 5u : Groceries, F Electrical S Plumbing ai Drugs and I Fruits, Cant The al you as an ; serve to i " A 4 . t O facilities ic We itwii HIGHER PRICESThat you will have to pay for Shoes if you buy anywhere else won't affect you if you buy HERB. We hought*our Shoes RIGHT and are therefore prepared to sell YOU RIGHT. We handle the famous world's leaders? SELZ AM) CRADDOCK-TERRY Shoes for the entire family. Men's Dress Shoes?$3.50 to $8.50. Ladies' Shoes from $3.50 to $10.50. Children's Shoes from 81.85 to SI. C^pie to see us about HOSIERY for the entire family, in both lisle and silk. The Old Price for Overalls?8J.50 for the quality kind still holds good at Parrott's. D. M.PARROTT EVERYTHING IN DRY GOODS CLOVER, - - - S. C. SEED OATS * AND WHEAT We have Homo Raised FULGHUM SEED OATS. APPLER SEED OATS, Also shipped Seed Oats, RIPLEY SEED WHEAT and SEED RYE. FERTILIZER FOR GRAIN One carload of Commercial Lime. YELLOW DAN VERS UNTO SETS. SILVER SKIN ONION SETS. RICE MEAL, PEANUT MEAL arm MILL FEED for I hogs. YORK SUPPLY CO r RO( ne Of T1 Of 1 Large Mercan your wants c Wear, Dry Goods, hoes, Trunks, ishings, ring, Farmers Supplies i House Furnishing: truments, pplies, Lumber, 'eeds, Farm Seeds, upplies, -J iu neairng, )ruggists Supplies, lies, Etc. 30ve compreh ample guide ? show you th >r buying and \e you to come, a ? T , *11 It Will p: lerchants t BETTER BUY NOW J NICE DAY? Yes, it is fine, but toj morrow may he rough and the roads may perhaps pet bad. Have done it 'before. Suggestion: DO YOUR FALL [BUYING NOW. COME TO/SEE US. ? !(!, viTinrr'a nf nil llin Rood kinds and at right prices; OUTjlXGS, GIX'GHAMS, SWEATERS, etc. A Rood line of CAPS for men and for | Boys. PANTS for Boys and Men. WORK SHOES SPECIALS? j HUNT CLUB?the "Best shoe under I the Sun at S5.00 to $6.25?worth $6.50 to $8.50?while they last- Sizes 6 to Ss, $5.00; 9 to lis at $6.25. BUT BUY EARLY. G. W. WHITESIDES & CO. YOUNG MAN Oct in line and wear the smartest,! niftiest, nobbiest clothes?Hand Tailored to fit YOU and no one else?at. prices no hiRher than the stock k'nd which are made for anybody who has the price. JUST ARRIVED A new line of Men's SHIRTS, NECKTIES. COLLARS. SOCKS and UNDERWEAR All of the best quality | and at prices that will surprise you. We represent the best known tailoring agencies in the country and we GUARANTEE A FIT. Hundreds of! lihe most beautiful textures to select [ from. I Come in and look 'en^ overTHE MEN'S SHOP Opposite Peoples Bank & Trust Co. J. It. KELLY, Prop. YORK. - - - S. C. Hi n iP= I :k h tie Leadir The Piedr tile establishm :an fully su Ban! Bail< %' Coal Live and Cafe Jewi s. Aut< Bicy 1 Cott Boo! Offii Job Shoi Five Lensive Busine _ 1_ ? ?- -r- TI T. TT* r?<"f /XltJIl yuu VJLSll at Rock Hill selling that an: cordial welcome au ay you to Associate THERMOS BOTTLES i Something that every home should have is a Thermos Bottle?keeps its 'contents hot or cold as may be desired. Filled with hot liquid it will stay hot for 24 hours. Filled with cold liquid it will stay icy*cold for 24 hours- Espejcially fipe where baby's milk has to be kept warm for night feeding. Have ;Thermos Bottles in pints and quarts in several styles. Also have Thermos Lunch Boxes?dandy for hunters or for workers who must be away from home at dinner time. Call in and ask to see them. STATIONERY? We are showing an elegant line of Correspondence Stationery?the kind desired by folks who know. Shieder-Sneiling Drug Co. TOTHE FARMERSPossibly you have already thought of J it. but we want to suggest that one way of insuring keeping tenants is to have I comfortable tenant houses. Suppose you see about fixing yours up now and 'get them in shape before cold weather |sets in. See us for LUMBER and olh er needed materials. We k"ow that we can give you as good service and a | LOW PRICES as you can find anywhere WHEN" YOU WANT LUMBER, Rough or Dressed, Shingles, Roofing, Laths, Lime, Cement, Paints, [oils. Class, Putty, etc., see us. Wc are sure that our prices are RIGHT. LOGAN LUMBER YARD n ? _ i JL* Li tg Marke nont ,1 Lents and Man \ pplied: . . / cers, iing & Loans, I and Wood, stock, Wagons am s, elry and Watch Ri ^mobiles and Acce cles and Repairing nn and Sped BuVC .vyas maji?? ivr v w ? ? ^ ks, Stationery, ce Supplies and E< Printing, e Repairing and M } and Ten Cent St' ss Directory Rock Hill, furnishes yoi y city will off< wits you. > visit us MQ tm ? Tiny .wnwwwi ? ? i? ? ?I Ml H???????II < NORFOLK SELECT OYSTERS HEREAFTER every FRIDAY AND. SATURDAY CO CENTS A QUART I MACK EREL? At 25 CTS. Encli. A smaller one at 15 CTS. LOUIS ROTH ? DELCO-LIGHT - ?*l - lt.U J I no complete uecinc ugui um Power Plant Lightens the burden of the housewife. No more household 'drudgery. F. C. RIDDLE DEALER YORK - - - - S. 0. " * " 1 ts i i ufacturing ?i d Harness epairing, ssories, * i * ' rs, mm \m auipment, MM aking, ores. will serve It will also j the same sr. ck Hv 'A V J r