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Making Punishment fit the Crime.?
Noticing one of her small boys nibbling
at some luncheon in school one day
the teacher called the culprit to the
desk. "You know." she began sternly,
"that you must not eat during lesson
hours! Now as a punishment you
must stand here in front of the class
and eat every bit of, it."
The small boy did as he was bid, a
curious grin overspreading his face.
The teacher misunderstood that grin
until the last scrap had disappeared,
when, from the class, a small voice
wailed in tearful accents:
"Please, teacher, that wasn't his
\ lunch he was eatin'; it was mine."
\ .
It All Depends.?When James A.
i Gartleld was president of Oberlin college
a man brought for entrance as a
student his son, for whom he wished I
a shorter course than the regular one.
"The boy can never take all that in,"
said the father. "He wants to get
through quicker. Can you arrange it
for him?"
"Oh. yes." said Mr. Garfield. "He
can take a short course; it all depends
on what you want to make of him.
When God wants to make an oak He
takes a hundred years, but He only
takes two months to make a squash."
Not Her Fault.?Doris was rather
backward in her studies ami one day
when her father was inquiring into her
standing at school the little girl admitted
that she was the lowest in her
class.
"Why, Doris, I am ashamed of you!"
exclaimed the mother; "why don't you
aiuuy iiaruci auu uj iv &v?. i
the foot of your class?
"It ain't my fault replied Doris, in
tones of injured innocence, "the little
girl who has always been at '.he foot
has left school."
1 1
Hsr Reply.?He had but recently
met an elderly maiden lady in a nearby
town. On his return home he
wrote, asking her to marry him and
requesting an answer by telegram. On
receiving the letter the lady rushed
to the telegraph office.
"How much does it cost to send u telegram?"
she demanded.
"Twenty-five cents for ten words,"
answered the operator; and this was
the telegram her suitor received;
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes.
Eugenics?"Father, did you ever lis
when you were a boy?"
"\'o. my son," said the father, who
evidently did not recall the past with
sny distinctness.
"Nor Mother, either?" persisted the
younr lawyer.
"No. Why?"
"Oh, because I don't see how two
? .v - - ... ...
people wno never ioia a ne couia nave
n boy who told as many as I did.
Where could I have got it from?"
Just for a Change?"Excuse me,"
said ihe girl to her dancing partner,
as she stopped in the middle of the
"Boston." "dont you think you might
introduce a little change in your style
of dancing?"
"Why certainly, most gladly. How?"
isked the young man.
"Well if you don't mind," sweetly
said hie partner, "would you mind
dancing on my left foot for a while?
The right has about had enough."
He Meant Well at That.?"But. Captain
Hawley," said the handsome Miss
Piute coquettishly, "will you love me
when I grow old and ugly?"
"My dear Miss Piute," answered the
captain gallantly, "you may grow older,
but you will never grow ugl'er."
And he wondered why their friendship
ceased so suddenly.
Making His Job Easier,?"Stop!"
thundered the man in the barber chair, i
who was having his hair cut. "Why do
you Insist upon telling me these horrible
blood-curdling storks?"
"I'm sorry, sir," said the barber, "but
when I tell stories like that the hair
stands up on end and maker it much
easier to cut, sir."
An Eye for Him.?The bored youth
turned to his dinner partner with a
yawn. "Who is that strange-looking
man over there who stares at me so
much?" he drawled"Oh,
that's Professor Jenkins," she
replied, "the famous export on insanity."
" ' ,
From the Shadow of the Pulpit.? i
"Freddy," said the mothc-r, after Sunday-school.
"did you put your nickel
in the contribution box today?"
"No, Mamma," said the future financier:
"I asked Eddie Lage (the minister's
little son) if I could keep it and
spend it for candy and he said I could."
The Difference Defined.?"Charles,"
said the teacher in the botany cfass,
"can you tell me the difference between
annual and biennial plants?"
"Yes'm," said Charles. "Annuals are
plants that die once a year, and mennials
are those that die twice a
year."
, ?.
Getting Things Shipsnape.?"Dearest,"
said the sentimental bridegroom
after the wedding ceremony, "do you
think that I'll prove to be a satisfactory
mate?"
"Oh, I guess you'll do all right," responded
the practical bride; "and now
look me over and tell me what you
think ot your captain."
She Was all Right. "So you want
to marry my daughter, do you?" asked
the father. "Now what are your
I prospects?"i
"Excellent, sir," answered the young
man, "if you don't spoil them."
SOUTH CAROLINA NEWS
? The South Carolina Synod of the
Southern Presbyterian church convened
in Anderson this morning:.
? Chester A. It.'P. church was apportioned
$10,000 as its share of the
Forward Movement and raised $22,000.
? Trial of the case of Jake Gosnell.
charged with the murder of Sheriff
Rector, of Greenville, has been postponed
until January.
? A company has been organized at
Chesnee, Spartanburg county for the
purpose of manufacturing fertilizer
there. It is proposed to mix 10,000
tons annually.
? All records for receipts by the game
warden department of South Carolina
were broken during October. Up to
noon last Saturday licenses and tines
had risen to a total of $17,631.
? About 200 patients from the state
hospital for the insane visited the state
fair in Columbia last week. One old
lady, a member of the visiting party,
said: "It is the first time I ever visited
the state fair and I have been here
a right smart time."
? That there is now law on the statute
books of South Carolina prohibiting
a teacher from inflicting corporal
nnnishmont on a disorderly school
child is in substance the answer, S. M.
Wolfe, attorney general of South Carolina
has made in a letter asking to
know about the matter.
? According to T. H. Gregory, postofflce
inspector, yeggmen are again operating
in North and South Carolina.
The crackers are reported working
southward from Norfolk and Richmond
through eastern and central
North Carolina into South Carolina.
? Pee Dee Advocate, Bennettsvillc:
A record breaking sale of farm lands,
not near any town, was made by Hamer,
Hamcr and Darby in Hebron township
last Tuesday, when they sold the
Lewis Hamer estate, 96.18 acres, at
auction for $51,236.88, an average of
$532.71 per acre. Tv.*o tracts containing
37.56 acres sold for $28,263.90,
which is an average of $7f>2i50 per
acre.
AUTOMOBILE TOPS
?Rebuilt and Re-covered. We also
make Side Curtains, Back Curtains,
Seat Covers, Rugs and Dust Boots.
Automobile Painting
?in a Modern Shop, with First Grade
materials and Expert Workmen at
reasonable prices.
FOR SERVICE?ASK US.
PYRAMID PAINT SHOP
JAS. A. JOHNSON, Mgr.
Automobile Painters, Sign Paintes
and Top Builders.
Overhead Bridge
Phones 616 and 487-w.
Rock Hill, S. C.
FORD'S FURNITURE"
IS BUILT TO PLEASE YOU.
When you buy Furniture here you
are assured that you will get WHAT
YOU WANT. We don't sell you if you
don't want it.
We have a beautiful line of
CREX RUGS AX I)
AXMINSTER ART SQUARES
that have just arrived.' Just the thing
for the parlor. Come and sec them.
How about buying
THAT NEW SET OF >
FURNITURE
You have been wanting so long? It is
here at FORD'S waiting on you and
the price is right.
COME to CLOVER and
COME TO FORD'S FOR
FURNITURE WANTS.
Come whether you want to buy or not.
Come to see us.
M. L. FORD
Licensed Embalmers and Undertakers.
King's Mountain St., Clover, S. C. I
UPE'S GARAGE- ~
Jj. P. LIPE, Proprietor
WE HAVE OUR VALCANIZIN'G
and RE-TREADIXG outfit at work,
and it is doing the business in a way
4U"i AMtkncioelio cniicfflPtion
PEOPLE WHO HAVE Old Tires!
that need Vulcanizing or Re-Treading j
should come to us at once and get our
opinion on them.
AS WE GIVE our iron clad guarantee
with every job we are not likely to
make a recommendation that will not
warrant the guarantee.
WE BURN THE CARBON out of a
cylinder in a jiffy, and we bum out
four, six or eight cylinders in four, six
or eight jiffys.
WE DO ALL KINDS OF REPAIR
WORK?We do it quickly and we do it [
right and we do it at reasonable prices. I
LIPE'S GARAGE
Jj. I*. LIPE, Proprietor
GIVE YOURSELF
A SQUARE DEAL
DID YOU EVER HEAR or hear of
a policy holder in the MUTUAL BENEFIT
expressing any doubt as to the
ability of the Company to carry out its
contracts, not only with him but with
every other policy holder? I am satisfied
you never have. During the 7"?
years, lacking about three months,
that it has been in businss it has not
I failed to meet a single obligation as
promised, and on numerous occasions
has surpassed its written promises.
"New blood" does not cut any figure
in its calculations. It is a fact that if
not a single new member should be
added in the future, and each old
member should continue to pay the
[agreed premiums on his Insurance,
every single policy in force today
would be settled in full as it matured.
No, as to whether or not the MUTUAL
BENEFIT is safe is a question
that never gives the policyholder any
concern. No other company has over
carried out its contracts at less cost
and no other company writes as liberal
contracts. Do you think that in
J buying Insurance you are giving yourself
a square deal if you buy without
investigating the accuracy of my repI
rcsentations?
Sam M. Grist, Special Agent
Itoom 3()J{, first .National Bank Bhlg.
NOTlC'i:
TS hereby given to all concerned that
j I will tile my final return as Administrator
of the estate of Isaac
Wright. Jr., deceased, in the office of
'the Probate Judge for York <"o :nty, S.
It'., on the 15th day of November, lit 19,
at 10 o'clock in the forenoon, and
then and there will apply for a final
|discharge as administrator of the said
estate. J .NO. It. l.fXlAX,
Administrat >r.
October 14th, lt?ll>. b- t f.r
| FOR QUICK SALE !
FOUR SECOXD-IIAXD
TWO-IIORSE WAGOXS.
! COME QUICK IF
YOU WANT OXE.
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| CARROLL BROTHERS'
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NINETEEN YEARSEXPERIENCE
in pharmaceutical
service is behind every Prescription
filled for you at this
Store.
THIS EXPERIENCE migtft save
your life. Had you e\er
thought of it that way?
j IP YOU WANT A DOCTOR fell
us about it, and we will get any
doctor in Clover that you want
and get him <iuick.
OUR PHONE IS NO. 2, and we are
noxious to serve
CLOVER DRUG STORE
It. L. WYL1E, Proprietor
Phone No. 2 > Clover, S. C. j
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With her!
II Plants
'' Ready-To-1
Millinery, S
Men's Furn
Men's Tailo
g Hardware, !
Machinery,
Furniture,
j| Musical Inst
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Builders 5u
: Groceries, F
Electrical S
Plumbing ai
Drugs and I
Fruits, Cant
The al
you as an ;
serve to i
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facilities ic
We itwii
HIGHER PRICESThat
you will have to pay for Shoes
if you buy anywhere else won't affect
you if you buy HERB. We hought*our
Shoes RIGHT and are therefore prepared
to sell YOU RIGHT. We handle
the famous world's leaders?
SELZ AM) CRADDOCK-TERRY
Shoes for the entire family. Men's
Dress Shoes?$3.50 to $8.50.
Ladies' Shoes from $3.50 to $10.50.
Children's Shoes from 81.85 to SI.
C^pie to see us about HOSIERY for
the entire family, in both lisle and silk.
The Old Price for Overalls?8J.50
for the quality kind still holds good
at Parrott's.
D. M.PARROTT
EVERYTHING IN DRY GOODS
CLOVER, - - - S. C.
SEED OATS *
AND WHEAT
We have Homo Raised
FULGHUM SEED OATS.
APPLER SEED OATS,
Also shipped Seed Oats, RIPLEY
SEED WHEAT and SEED RYE.
FERTILIZER FOR GRAIN
One carload of Commercial Lime.
YELLOW DAN VERS UNTO SETS.
SILVER SKIN ONION SETS.
RICE MEAL, PEANUT MEAL arm
MILL FEED for I hogs.
YORK SUPPLY CO
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RO(
ne Of T1
Of 1
Large Mercan
your wants c
Wear, Dry Goods,
hoes, Trunks,
ishings,
ring,
Farmers Supplies
i
House Furnishing:
truments,
pplies, Lumber,
'eeds, Farm Seeds,
upplies,
-J
iu neairng,
)ruggists Supplies,
lies, Etc.
30ve compreh
ample guide ?
show you th
>r buying and
\e you to come, a ?
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It Will p:
lerchants
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BETTER BUY NOW J
NICE DAY? Yes, it is fine, but toj
morrow may he rough and the roads
may perhaps pet bad. Have done it
'before. Suggestion: DO YOUR FALL
[BUYING NOW. COME TO/SEE US.
? !(!, viTinrr'a nf nil llin
Rood kinds and at right prices; OUTjlXGS,
GIX'GHAMS, SWEATERS, etc.
A Rood line of CAPS for men and for
| Boys.
PANTS for Boys and Men.
WORK SHOES SPECIALS?
j HUNT CLUB?the "Best shoe under
I the Sun at S5.00 to $6.25?worth $6.50
to $8.50?while they last- Sizes 6 to Ss,
$5.00; 9 to lis at $6.25.
BUT BUY EARLY.
G. W. WHITESIDES & CO.
YOUNG MAN
Oct in line and wear the smartest,!
niftiest, nobbiest clothes?Hand Tailored
to fit YOU and no one else?at.
prices no hiRher than the stock k'nd
which are made for anybody who has
the price.
JUST ARRIVED
A new line of Men's SHIRTS, NECKTIES.
COLLARS. SOCKS and UNDERWEAR
All of the best quality
| and at prices that will surprise you.
We represent the best known tailoring
agencies in the country and we
GUARANTEE A FIT. Hundreds of!
lihe most beautiful textures to select
[ from.
I Come in and look 'en^ overTHE
MEN'S SHOP
Opposite Peoples Bank & Trust Co.
J. It. KELLY, Prop.
YORK. - - - S. C.
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The Piedr
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Ban!
Bail<
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Live
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Jewi
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at Rock Hill
selling that an:
cordial welcome au
ay you to
Associate
THERMOS BOTTLES
i Something that every home should
have is a Thermos Bottle?keeps its
'contents hot or cold as may be desired.
Filled with hot liquid it will stay hot
for 24 hours. Filled with cold liquid it
will stay icy*cold for 24 hours- Espejcially
fipe where baby's milk has to be
kept warm for night feeding. Have
;Thermos Bottles in pints and quarts in
several styles. Also have Thermos
Lunch Boxes?dandy for hunters or for
workers who must be away from home
at dinner time. Call in and ask to see
them.
STATIONERY?
We are showing an elegant line of
Correspondence Stationery?the kind
desired by folks who know.
Shieder-Sneiling Drug Co.
TOTHE FARMERSPossibly
you have already thought of
J it. but we want to suggest that one way
of insuring keeping tenants is to have
I comfortable tenant houses. Suppose
you see about fixing yours up now and
'get them in shape before cold weather
|sets in. See us for LUMBER and olh
er needed materials. We k"ow that
we can give you as good service and a
| LOW PRICES as you can find anywhere
WHEN" YOU WANT
LUMBER, Rough or Dressed, Shingles,
Roofing, Laths, Lime, Cement, Paints,
[oils. Class, Putty, etc., see us. Wc are
sure that our prices are RIGHT.
LOGAN LUMBER YARD
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stock, Wagons am
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elry and Watch Ri
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nn and Sped BuVC
.vyas maji?? ivr v w ? ? ^
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Printing,
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Rock Hill,
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wits you.
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NORFOLK SELECT
OYSTERS
HEREAFTER every
FRIDAY AND. SATURDAY
CO CENTS A QUART
I MACK EREL?
At 25 CTS. Encli.
A smaller one at 15 CTS.
LOUIS ROTH ?
DELCO-LIGHT
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I no complete uecinc ugui um
Power Plant
Lightens the burden of the
housewife. No more household
'drudgery.
F. C. RIDDLE
DEALER
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