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tumorous JUpartmcnt Absent That Day.?A certain methodical teacher had a regular routine of questions which she asked her class every Sunday. The class was always arranged in the same order, and she began with the same question: "Who made you?" And the boy at the head v.o nines answered. "God." Thbn to the next boy, "Who was the first1 man?" and he answered, "Adam." One' Sunday the first boy was absent and of course the usually second boy was at the head of the class. As usual she began by asking, "Who made you?"; and the boy arewered, "Adam." "Xo," the teacher said; "God made; you." "I don't think so, miss," the boy replied, "the boy that God made is not here today." Too Much for Her.?It was Sarah Jane's day out, and she was comparing! ?-av, cuoan fmm a neighboring 11UUC3 VViill uuuu.i, ? house. "So I hear you've loft that artist's," Susan said. "Yes, indeed," remarked Jane. "I couldn't stand the missus' insults. 1 hadn't been there a day when she said to me: 'Sarah Jane,' she says, 'when you're dusting off the studio you must be very careful not to touch the old master. It's worth hundreds of pounds,' she says. Well, that got my temper up proper. 'Excuse me, ma'am,' says I, 'but I've got a young man of my own and I don't want any old master, not if he is worth milj lions!"' None of His Business Anyway.?Out in California one year, instead of changing th'- license numbers on the automobiles, the bear insignia which each plate carried was changed to a poppy. One young lady, entirely ignorant of any such regulations, was driving her absent-minded father's car downtown one day and was held up by a policeman. "I beg your pardon, miss, oui ?ncre is your poppy?" asked the policeman. "Oh," she replied, "he's at home with mommy." All the Same to Her.?"I shall have to ask y.ou for a ticket for that'boy, ma'am," insisted a conductor, speaking to a quiet-looking little woman. The woman declined to pay. "I'm afraid if you don't pay for that # boy I'll have to stop the train and put him off," he persisted. "All right; all the same to me," she said. 1 "You ought to know the rules. How old is that boy?" "I don't know. I never saw him before." Did You Ever??A furrier was sell * 1 ing a coat to a woman cusiumer. *w( ma'am," he said, "I guarantee this to be genuine skunk fur that will wear for years." "But suppose I get it wet in the rain," asked the woman. "What effect will the water have on it. What will happen to it then? Won't it spoil?" "Madam," answered the furrier, "I have only one answer: Did you ever hear of a skunk carrying an umbrella?" Kind o' Fazed Her.?A young man was accepted and he said Joyously: "Then, darling, we'll get married at once. Of course, at first, we shan't be able to keep a servant." "Oh, Jack, hadn't we better 'wait then," she protested. "What would the neighbors say if they saw me doing my own work?" * Jack looked puzzled. 4,TTT1 ?" V? n anirl "whoSff VYny, Bwccuican, iiv wv., work do you want to do?" 1 The Only Help.?When the railroads were tied up with the worst glut in history one severe winter, one train was fifty-seven hours late, ami a passenger became wearied. "Get me something so I can figure out when I will get to New York," he said to the porter"Yes, sah, I'll get you a time-table, sah," replied the porter. "Time-table? Time-table? Thunder, no! What I want is a calendar." The Wrong End.?The navy boy was home on leave and the old man was admiring- his uniform. "But tell me, me boy, why do they make the pants so wide at the bottom ?" "So we can roll them up quickly," explained the lad. ' "You're no son of mine," warned the old man. "if yer goin' ter fight wid yer feet. 'Tis yer jacket sleeve*? that ought to be wide at the bottom." When Pat Measured Up.?"I hear your dog is dead, Pat," said a man to an Irishman. "He is, sur. The pur baste swallied a tape measure, sur," answered Pat. "Ah," said the man, "then he died by inches, hey?" "N'o, sur," answered Pat, with a wink at a friend standing Dy, not exact^\ He went back of the house, sur, and died by the yard." Right With the Times.?"Madam, you have had three husbands now," said her legal "and every one of them either^^Btapzy or turned out to be woi yet .< ou are think of marrfl^rWflB* "Yes, sir," answered the fair client: "what I think I've got now is a safe and sane fourth." The New Tongue.?Two girls were quarreling. "You're always saying mean things about people," said one to the other. "The trouble with you is you've got a chauffeur's tongue." "A chauffeurs tongue?" echoed the other girl. "Yes," was the answer. "It's always running people down." The Depth- of His Devotion.?John- | ny, aged four, greatly admired his mother's guest, Jennie, aged twelve. One day Jennie was looking without success for angle-worms, when Johnny said: "I tell you, Miss Jennie, if I was a worm I'd be just where you're diegin'." Talk About the Retort Courteous.? "I had a pretty bad full once," said Jones, "when I fell out of a window, and on the way down I thought of every mean act I had ever done." "Lord!" said Thompson. "You must have fallen some distance." Properly Stringed.?"What is that string around your finger for?" "That is to remind me that I forgot something my wife tied it there for me to remember."?Baltimore American. tsrsjstff 11 Tobacco Co. OLD AGE STAR! WITH Science eays that old age begins with weakened kidneys and digestive organs. This being true, it is easy to believe that by keeping the kidneys and digestive organs cleansed arid in proper working order old age can be deferred ana lire prolonged iar oeyona mai enJoyed by the average peracn. For over 200 years GOLD MEDAIi Haarlem Oil has been relieving the weaknesses and disability due to advancing years. It is a standard oldtime home remedy and needs no Introduction.^ GOLD IflSDAIj Haarlem Oil Is inclosed /n odorless, tasteless capsules containing about S drops each. Take them as you weald a pill, with a small BUICK AND OAKLAND AUTOMOBILES Place orders now for future delivery. One Ford Touring Oar for a Quick Sale. QUINN WALLACE W Typewriter papers, 15 Cts. lb. and upward, at The Knqulrer Office. [mm 12 to 15 One of the best age depends in materials. Of < that to not imp beads, or weigh only ijuality-gh excellent guide In selecting tires, makes you are co weigh 12 to 15 per - with the size of th< mmmmamm. , wmmm^mSS^jgSSF* Pill get so much puff you'll v I twinsl For, Prince I ripuz tn everv man i SJjglP made cigarette. It1 tffSr pletely. That's be pu* And, right behind this qc grance is Prince Albert's fr ? which is cut out by our c We tell you to smoke yo pipe or makin's cigaretteToppy red bags, tidy red half poand tin humidors? pound crystal glass humi top that keeps the tobacc ft, J. Reynolds Tobacco ( rs YOUR KIDNEYS swallow of water. The oil stimulate* the kidney action and enables the organs to throw off the poisons which cause premature old age. New life and tmncrh inrreajiA am vntt fnntinn* the treatment. When completely restored continue taking- a capsule or two each day. GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Cap- < aules will keep you in health and vigor ] and prevent a return of the disease. Do not wait until old age or disease ( have settled down for good. Go to your druggist and get a box of GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules. Money refunded if they do not help you. Three sizes. But remember to ask for the original imported GOLD MEDAL brand. In sealed packages. ? 1 FIRST NATIONAL BANE SHARON, - - S- C. A REALLY HELPFUL BANK? A Bank to be helpful to a commu- ' nity must at all times be ready and able to take care of every reasonable J call for banking accommodations. It can only lend money when the other fellow wants it and needs money. The man with a big balance doesn't need to borrow. This bank is hero ready to furnish money to the man who has a need for it and in every case it is our pleasure to meet such legitimate calls lor iunus. n.en iuu, t?c vou o?yc mc man who has money and who doe; not need to borrow. We can and will and do take care of his surplus funds? rendering a strict and accurate account of every transaction at the end of each month. We also protect him against accidental loss, fire and burglary, then too a Checking Account? paying by Check?is the safe way to do business. Let us have your account. J. S. HARTNESS, Cashier. W Typewriter papers, 15 Cts. ID. and upward, at The Enquirer Office. ymmmm \% Extra \ ways to judge a tire is to wei; a large measure on the qua course weight might be due t< rove quality, such as unnecess t-giving compounds. But om ing materials are used, thei to durability. , therefore, have your dealer we nsidering. You will find that Mi cent more than the average, the 5 tire. This extra weijj quality rubber no one question; ?means that 3 to expect exti Micheiins. Ye1 no more than oi m YORK V nyi-WUMtl ^ ^ &P? ' \ 31! w^' tAY your smoketaste^ flush up against a listening post?and you'll ce Albert call, all right I \ jimmy pipe so quick and tobacco joy out of every trish you had been born s Albert puts over a turn fond of a pipe or a home wins your glad hand corncause it has the quality I lality flavor and quality fraeedom from bite and parch exclusive patented process. iur fill at any clip?jimmy -without a comeback 1 tint, handsome pound and -and?that clever, practical dor with sponge moistener o in each perfect condition, Zo? Winston-Salem, N. G I HAVE THE CARS Reo, Cole 8 and Maxwell ?the Best. Purchasers of automobiles want the very best there is for the money. This applies t those who have had experience and those who have not had experience. I have REOS and MAXWELLS on exhibition next to the City Market and ean give all desired information on the higher priced and more powerful "COLE-8" The REO TRUCK simply cannot be beat for the price. When you go on the lookout for cars yc t want to see me, and I want to see you. C. F. SHERER BANK OF HrCKOSEoyE HICKORY GROVE, S. C. We invite your business and assure you tliat every courtesy and accommodation consistent with good hanking will be granted J. S. WILKERSON, Pres. W. S. WILKERSON, Vice Pres. L. M. ALLISON, Cashier, J. L. PLAXTCO, Asst. Cashier. Bank of Hickory Grove HICKORY OROVE. 8. C. ImI height gh it, for milentity of quality 0 many factors lary wire in the ze assured that 1 weight is an igh the different chelin Universale ercentage varying iht, due to extra and fabric?and j Michelin Quality fou have a right *a mileage from fc Michelins cost rdinary tires. ? I I0T0R CAR CO. Courtney, Prop. >RK, S. C. fp In r?wivi m iiaw?^ m Callus? Peel It Off Quickly! Nothing On Earth Like "Gets-It" for Corns and Calluses. A spot of thickened skin on the bottom of your foot which so often makes walking an agony, is as easily removed by wonderful "Gets-It" as H Cj iv\ s fl m2i CWIm Comes Off Like Banana Peel! i any hard or soft corn anywehere on your toes. Look at this picture.? A few drops of "Gets-It" did the work. The callus conies loose from the true flesh. No Irritation whatever. You peel the callus right off just like a banana peel?peacefully, painlessly. "Gets-It" does the same thing to any corn, without the use of sticky plasters, irritating salves, greasy oirttments or bundling tape. There's no fussing?no knife, no scissors to use. "Get-It" is used by millions, because it's * common sense, and it never fails. Try it, prove it "Get-It," the guaranteed> moneyback corn remover, the only sure way, costs but a trifle at any drug store. M'f'd by E. Lawrence & Co., Chicago. 111. REAL ESTATE The past is behind us. ..The future is ahead. ..The old town has taken on new life. ..Be wise and secure your home before prices go higher. A few of my offerings: The R. J. Mackorell residence in the centei of town; 10-rooms, with all modern improvements. Lot 132 x 340 feet. Plenty of room to erect another iiouse on back side of lot. Enough said. Five-room cottage on Lincoln street with water and lights. Lot ' 60x325 fert. Property of Mrs. O. E. Wilkins. V real bargain. i he R. E. Heath residence on Cleveland Avenue. Six rooms, with water, light and sewerage. Lot 86 x 218 feet. A nice home for some one. The R. H. Dobson estate lands on West Madison Street, three acres, with three tenant houses. Has a frontage of about 300 feet. An ideal place to build a home and priced just right. See me at once. The J. C. Wallace residence on East Madison street. Lot 200 x 268 feet Eight-room residence. You could not build the house for anything like what I will sell you the property for. Besides it is an ideal place for a store room. Some one is going to get a bargain. liemember, I have lots of others, town and country. Loans arranged on farming lands. GEO. W. WILLIAMS REAL ESTATE Room 204 First National Bank Bldg. Bf Crop and Chattel Mortgages at The Enquirer I'fiioe. Jp^ A I M/yissm THE B ?AND IT'S I YOUR W Tlirough special i manufacturers, ai Week only, a bea Ij j | stantial set of Coo j with every Majei ware is good ware worth a lot to y I yourself. And Remen The price of a Ms I j II will not be increas HI Iv be a great redui if ever, but there n III TWO NE\ 111 The Wonderf I Yes, it's rivet-tight, ju rivets clinch inside o1 smooth as glass, and the the inside. And, remer only one or two threads and cause no end of i || inside and outside?it1 sknvyeep. If you haven't a York F I \ ??? The next time you buy calomel ask for The purified and refined calomel tablets that are nausealess, safe and sure. Medicinal virtues retained and improved. Sold only in sealed packages. Price 35c. NOTICE To Landowners of Turkey Creek Drain* age District of York and Chester Counties, South Carolina: YX^HEREAS, the total assessment for "" draining the above District exceeds the average of twenty-flve cents per acre on all lands in the District, the undersigned Board of Drainage Commissioners of said District hereby give iwuve mui mejr iirupuao iu issue ouuus for the construction of the drains and levees and other Improvements through Turkey Creek Drainage District of York and Chester Counties, South Carolina, to the amount of One Hundred and Fifteen Thousand ($116,000.00) Dollars, and bearing six per cent, interest, per annum, payable semi-annually, on the first day of January and the first day of July, of each year during the life of said Bonds, which said Bonds shall be dated July 1st, 1919, and shall become due and payable as follows, to wit: The accrued interest semi-annually thereafter on the 1st days of January and July, up until the 1st day of January, 1923, when the accrued interest and one-tenth of said Bond issue (or Eleven Thousand Five Hundred & 00/100 Dollars) shall become due and payable, and annually thereafter on the 1st day of January of each and every year thereafter onetenth of said Bond issue or Eleven Thousand Five Hundred Dollars shall become due and payable until the erftlre Bond issue shall have been paid in full. Any landowner having land assessed in said District and not wanting to pay interest on tne Jtsonas may wiuun mirty days after the publication of this Notice pay the County Treasurer of York County the full amount of hi* assessment, and have his land released therefrom as provided by law. CLAUD M. INMAN, Chm., JOHNSON CAMERON, A. D. STEADMAN, Commissioners of Turkey Creek Drainage District of York and Chester CountiesMay 23. 1919. 41 f 3t " y 7|Hf ' 71 11 B/UESlTOg i 1ARGAIN VELL WORTH IIILE! irrangements with the id during this Bargain utiful, useful and subking Ware will be given stic Range sold. This (not cheap ware)?it's ou. Come and see for nApr? tjestic Range this week ed, and there will hardstion for years to come, aay be an increase soon. V AND IMI ul Unseen Riveti tst like the. old Majestic, bul f nickeled parts, leaving n ;re are 110 big, bulky bolt-hea< in'ro+o Vinlrl floTlt? holts HUbL j XXYV/l/O iiviu i liolding are bound to work ' ;rouble. The Majestic is sir 's a striking beauty?more % l MAJESTIC, avail yourself this wonderful range?k !x I urmuirc < s = i i = EJB | WE HAVE THEM 1 = Yes, to be sure, we a | ficient number of Mules -! demand that may be ma others who need additior 5 or other use, and too, w | will be pleased to own, th = ments in every way?qi 5 r\ j :? v = aiiu see us 11 yuu i = spring farm work. We [ MULES JAMES B Miiiniiiiiimiiiiiiiimiiiiiimimiiiiiiimii If Sec The Enquirer Office for all kinds of Commercial Stationery of the better kinds. The Bank of Glover CLOVER. 3. C. YOUR BUSINESSNO MATTER what your line?be it Farming, blacksmlthing, well digging, merchandising or professional, ought to be, for your own personal satisfaction, handled through the Bank?this Bank if it is most convenient to you. THE BANK WAY IS THE SURE WAY of knowing just how you stand financially. It tend? to system In business affairs. It gives your business affairs a better tone with the man with whom you do business, but do not come into direct contact with. It will give you more'confidence in YOUR OWN BUSINESS AFFAIRS. THIS BANK, right at your door, offers its services to help YOU to better business methods. We want Your Banking business and will do everything a good bank can do to merit Your business and your Confidence, and without Your Confidence, then 6t course, this Bank doesn't expect your Huatri naa Rut wp HpIIpVp we haVC | both to your advantage. JA3. A. PAGE. Cathier. Great Majes Bargain SPECIAL DEMONS BARGAIN S Majestic At Our StnrA?Or AU VMA iwvv? v m June 9th to To Be Truly Economi Be a Majestic in ' Economy is not merely sper buying a range at too low economy. The rirst cost is not the on tional first cost of a Majest with its economy of fuel ai Nearly a million Majestic cally, scientifically and sat] lions and millions of people is proof positive of their sup There is only one best. T The Majestic is recognized ranges. The construction,: and beauty of this wonderi and it embodies important no other range. Your Opportuni At our store?during Majes your chance to get acquE about ranges. We assure your while to investigate. 'ORTAM1 FJ ing Oh, t the A smooth, highly ickel burnished blue, with beauty of the Mi [00SP eliminates the w looth trying to keep tl than just an occaskuu retains its beaul of this opportunity to get a now the inside of ranges. 9 TT . 1 it narawi iimiimimiiiiiiiifiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiii A\ IipjlM / * ISrJBjr s HEN YOU WANT HI { - re yet supplied with a suf- | to supply any reasonable | ide on us by fanners and | lal work animals for farm = e have the kind that you | tat will meet your require- | lality, weight, size, style. | f* lave a hurry need in your E can supply you. = ROTHERS H0RSES I / UllllllllllllllllHllllillllllllllllllllllMIIIHIlS SHOP WORK Please remember that we are always prepared to supply everything In the way of Building Materials?Rough and Dressed Lumber, Door and Window Frames, Flooring, Celling, Balustrades, Stair Railings, Mantels, etc., but also please remember that we have a thoroughly equipped plant and are prepared to do all kinds of Mill Work on very short notice. If you have any special Kina or flnop worn mai jruu waui sen us. We have expert workmen to take 4 care of your wishes. BETTER FLY SCREENS We have been making lota of Fly Screens?Doors and Windows?and we continue to make t' m. Our Screens . are BETTER than others. We make them to FIT YOUR Doors and Windows. They are' built to last and do last. If you want lasting Screens just y phone us and we'll take your measures and give you a satisfactory Job. LOGAN LUMBER YARD 9T See The Enquirer Office for all kinds of Commercial Stationery of the better kinds. #? ' ' ;tic Range Week iTRATION AND JALE OF Ranges ie Week Only 14th, 1919 5 leal There Should four Kitchen & idingthe least money? a price is indeed false ^ ly cost?the little addi;ic is nothing compared id satisfactory service. v ^ Ranges, now economi LSiaciuriiy acrvixig umi, civilians and soldiers, eriority over all others. he public has judged, as the standard of all material, workmanship :ul range is unequaled, features possessed by ty is Here? stic Bargain Week. It's linted with real facts you it will be worth EATURES Needs No Blacking r polished cooking top, ? not only adds to the lipstirv hut. ahsolntelv ~0 7 ? V ork, dirt and worry of le range looking nice? il thin coat of paraffine iful velvet blue color. i ,cquainted with r>i ire to. S N . ?J ? I _-!i . '" * 'V'.'<n^:>'<ri'- - in.'i ft' '.'SiV' i-11,'" -