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gnmmnMi fftpfawat. A YANKEE JOKE. In the village of lived a man who had once been a judge of the county, and well known all over it by the name of Judge R . He kept a store and a saw-mill, and was always sure to have the best of the bargain on his side, by which he had gained an ample fortune, and some did not hesitate to call him the biggest rascal in the world. He was very conceited withal, and used to brag of his business capacity whenever any one was near to listen. One rainy day, as quite a number were seated round the stove, he began, as usual, to tell of his great bargains, and at last wound up with the expression? "Nobody has ever_ cheated me, nor they can't neither." "Judge," said an old man of the company, "I've cheated you more than you ever did me." "How so?" said the Judge. "TP Ml :? frt loir "II you 11 promise you n?u u gv w i?n about it, nor do anything, I'll tell you, or else I won't; you are too much of a law character for me." "Let's hear," cried half a dozen voices at once. "I'll promise," said the judge, "and treat in the bargain if you have." "Well, do you remember the wagon you robbed me of?" "I never robbed you of a wagon ; I only got the best of the bargain," said the judge. "Well, I made up my mind to have it back, and?" "You never did," interrupted the cute judge. . ''Yes I did, and interest, too." "How so?" thundered the now enraged judge. "Well, you see, judge, 1 sold you one day a very nice pine log, and bargained with you for a lot more. Well, that log I stole off your pile down by the mill the night before, and the next day I sold it to you. The next night I drew it back home and sold it to you the next day; and so I kept on till you had bought your own log of me twenty-seven times." "That's a lie !" exclaimed the infuriated judge, running to his book r.cd examining his log account; "you never so!d me twenty-seven logs of the same measurement." "I know it," said the vender in logs; "by drawing it back and forth the end wore off, and as it wore I kept cutting the end off, until it was only ten feet long?just fourteen feet shorter than it was the first? time I brought it?and when it got so short I drew it home and worked it up into shingles, and the next week you bought the shingles, and I concluded I had got the worth of my wagon back, and stowed away in my pocket-book," The exclamation of the judge was drowned in the shout of the bystanders, and the log-drawer found the door without the promised treat. A TEMPERANCE STORY WITH A POINT, Judge Bay, the Temperance lecturer, ir one of his efforts, got off the following hare hit at "moderate drinkers:" "All those who in youth acquire a habii of drinking whiskey, at forty years of age will be total abstainers or drunkards. Isfc one can use whiskey for years with moderation. If there is a person in the audience lififni-o mn tt-Viacq Dvncrmnna Hici.nt.pa thlB let him make it known. I will account for it, or acknowledge that I am mistaken." A tall, large man arose, and folding his arms across his breast, said, "I offer myself as one whose own expe rience contradicts your statements." "Are you a moderate drinker?" asked the Judge. "I am." "How long have you drank in moderation r "Forty years." "And were never intoxicated?" "Never " "Well,", remarked the Judge, scanning his subject closely from head to foot, "yours is a singular case; yet I think it easily accounted for. I am reminded by it of a little story. A colored man with a loaf of bread and a bottle of whiskey sat down to dine on the bank of a clear stream. In breaking the. bread he dropped some ol the crumbs into the water. These were eagerly seized and eaten by the fish. That circumstance suggested to the darkey the idea of dipping the bread into the whiskey and feeding it to them. He tried it. It worked well Some of the fish ate it, became drunk, and floated helpless on the surface. In this way he easily caught a large number. But in the stream was a large fish, very unlike the rest. It partook freely of the bread and whiskey with no perceptible effect. He resolved to have it at all hazards, that he might learn its name and nature. He procured a net, and after much effort caught it, carried it to a colored npicrhhnr ami nslrprl his nnininn in f.hp mat. ter. The other surveyed the wonder for a moment, and then said: "Sambo, I understands dis case. Dis fish is a muilet-head ; it an't gotrany brain! In other words," added the Judge, "alcohol affects only the brains, and, of course, those having none may drink without injury." The storm of laughter, which followed, drove the "moderate drinker" suddenly from the house. Excuse Bad Writing.?"Massa," said the negro Steward of a Marble-head Captain, as they fell in with a homeward bound vessel, "I wish you'd write a few lines for me to send to the old woman, cos I can't write." "Certainly," said the good-natured skipper, taking his writing materials; "now what shall I say ?" Pompey told the story which he wished his wife to know, which his amanuensis faithfully recorded. "Is that all, Pomp?" asked the Captain, preparing to seal the letter. "Yes, Massa," replied he, showing his ivory, "tank you; but 'fore you close him up, jist say 'please 'scuse bad writing and spelling,' will ye ?" The Captain appended the postscript as desired. jggy* A German sued his neighbor for killing his dog. The justice asked the defendant if he killed the dog. "Pe sure I kilt him, but let him prove it," was the dogged reply. This being satisfactory the plaintifl was asked?with a view of assessing damages?how much the dog was worth. "The dog was worth nothing, but since he was so mean as to kill him, he shall pay the full value of him." This picture will apply to a good many law suits. .|p0f*Hattt0tt!S JMiclcs. A CJLEBGYMAN'S JOKE. I was spending the night in a hotel at Freeport, Illinois. After breakfast I went into the sitting-room, where I met a pleasant, chatty, good-humored traveler, who, like myself, was waiting for the morning train from Galena. We conversed freely and pleasantly on different tonics, until seeing two young ladies meet ana kiss each other in the street, the conversation turned on kissing, just at the time the train was approaching. "Come," said he, taking up his carpetbag, "since we are on so sweet a subject, let us have a practical application. I'll make a proposition to you. "I'll agree to kisB the most beautiful lady in the cars from Galena, you being the judge, if you will kiss the next prettiest, I being the judge." This proposition staggered me a little, and I could hardly tell whether he was in earnest or in fun; but as he would be as deeply in as I could be, I agreed, provided *? ? ??U ^A IviafiiviM mT7 ne WUU1U IIU IHC UIUl niMiut, tuvugu 1UJ heart failed me somewhat, as I saw his black 1 eyes fairly dance with daring. "Yes," said he, "I'll try it first. You take the back car and go in from the front end, where you can see the faces of the ladies, and yon stand by the one you think the handsomest, and I'll come in from behind and kiss her." I had hardly stepped inside the cars, when I saw at the first glance, one of the , loveliest looking women my eyes ever fell on. A beautiful blond, with auburn hair, and a bright sunny face, full of love and sweetness, and radiant and glowing as the morning. Any further search was totally , unnecessary. I immediately took my stand in the aisle by her side. She was looking out of the window earnestly, as if expect, ihg some one. The back door of the car , opened, and in stepped my hotel friend. 1 , pointed my finger to her slyly, never dreaming that he would dare to carry out his pledge, and you may imagine my horroi and amazement, when he stepped up quickly behind her, and stooping over, kissed hei ! with a relish that "made my mouth water.' I expected, of course, a shriek of terror. 1 and then a row generally, and a knockr down; but astonishment succeeded astonishment, when I saw her return the kiss wit! ' compound interest. Quick as a flash he turned to me anc said: ">T _? X >, "ixow it is your luru, puiuuug iu ? urn eou8, ugly, wrinkled old woman who sat ir i the seat behind. "Oh, you must excuse me ! you must ex' cuse me! you must!" I exclaimed. "I'nr sold this time. I give up. Do tell m< whom you have been kissing ! "Well," said he, "you are a man of sc ' much taste, and such quick perception, IT let you off." And we all burst into t hearty peal of laughter, as he saj? "Thai ' is my wife. I have been waiting for her, 1 I knew that it was a safe proposition." ^ He told the story to his wife, who lookec tenfold sweeter as she heard it. [ Before we reached Chicago, we exchan | ged cards, and I discovered that my genia companion was a popular Episcopaliar , preacher of Chicago, whose name I had frequently heard. Whenever I go to Chicago, 1 I always go to hear him, and a heartier, more natural and eloquent preacher, if hard to find. He was 'then a young man; he is now well known as one of the ablest divines of the Episcopalian denomination in the West. I The Gulf Stream.?The influence oi the Gulf stream upon the weather along the coast is a subject of much interest. The warm, moist breezes from the southeast blow directly from the stream, but the low lands of the shore are so nearly alike in temperature that little condensation takes place. "When the wind becomes a gale, the 1 masses of vapor are driven far inland, where, ; coming in contact with the cold air of the ' mountains, they descend in torrents of rain, ' producing destructive floods. Hence, per| sons traveling westwardly meet the tempest. ' The southeast storm- of 1836, during which , the fearful land slide in the White mountains occurred, first spent its fury among the granite hills of New Hampshire, and ' then took its course to the sea. The great floods on the Connecticut river, in January, 1839, took their rise in the Green mountains of Vermont. In 1840 and 1857 the same phenomena were observed. As affecting the ocean, the Gulf stream has long I Kaon rtKin/?t nf fiarofnl ornminntinn. Tn UWI I.UV VKJW. V4 v,~. ? 1770, the increase of two weeks in the length of the passage from Falmouth to N. York over the voyage from London to Newport was brought to Dr. Franklin's notice. The American philosopher discovered that the Rhode Island captains were acquainted with the peculiarities of the stream, while the English captains were too wise to be counseled by simple fishermen. Franklin then applied the thermometer and ascertained the warmth of the current. Since that important discovery, the influence of the ocean streams upon navigation has been carefully studied and mapped. The effects of the Gulf stream upon the land have not been closely observed; but if proper attention is paid to the phenomena, discoveries equally important will be made. ? 1 A Chinese Siiave.? A fellow who has been shaved in China says that the barber first stropped the razor on his leg, and then did the shaving without any lather. The ; customer remonstrated, but was told that lather was entirely useless, and had a tendency to make the hair stiff and tough, and was therefore never used by persons who had any knowledge of the face and its appendages. After the beard had been taken i off?and it was done in a very short time? the barber took a long, sharp, needle-shaped snoon. and he?an to exnlore his customer's "I 7 " "O 1 1*1 ears. He brought up from numerous little i crevices bits of -wax and dirt that had been i accumulated since his childhood. The bar1 ber suddenly twisted his subject's neck to one side in such a manner that ic cracked i as if the vertebrae had been dislocated. "Hold on!" shouted the party, alarmed for the safety of his neck. "All right," replied thetonsor, "me no hurt you;" and he continued to jerk and twist the neck until it was limber as an old woman's dish rag. He then fell to beating the back, breast, ' arms, and sides with his fi6ts, and pummelled the muscles until they fairly glowed with the beating they had received. He then dashed a bucket of water over his man, dried the skin with towels, and declared that his work was done. Price two cents. gat the ?lam* <?Ma. CHILDREN'S SAYINGS. A recent number of Hours at Home contains a paper on "Children and their Sayings," which abounds in anecdotes. We select the following: "A friend of mine has two bright little boys?Freddy, between three and four years old, and Willie, about five. A chronicle of their doings and sayings would fill a volume, but two specimens must suffice: "Both were very fond of milk, and a mug of it always completed their supper. But, while in the country last summer, it so chanced that they one day saw the girl milking. " 'There, Willie,' said Freddy, 'you see that, do you ? I don't want any more milk after the cow's had itand he withdrew very much disgusted. "That evening, when their mugs of milk were placed on the table, both stood untouched. A reason of this phenomenon being asked, Freddy simply declared that he didn't want any milk after the cow had had it, but further refused to explain. Willie, however told of the discovery of the morning. "The mother then explained to them that the milk did not come to. them second hand; that the cow ate grass, which was changed into milk by a wonderful chemical process, akin to that which produced everything in nature. In the light of this explanation, Willie was satisfied ; but Freddy still turned up his nose at milk, sticking to 1 the original proposition. 1 "After supper, Willie, who, on these impartant occasions, always acted as expound' er, took his brother aside into a corner. 1 " 'It's all right, Freddy,' be- said, 'and you can just go on drinking your milk a1 gain. The cow eats grass, and that's what ! makes it. Now, if the cow didn't eat the grass, you'd have to, you see. That's what the cow's for.' "Freddy resumed his evening draughts. To his mind, the only alternative was eat1 ing grass, and from that he shrank. "Mamma, mamma,' cried a little boy, when the sun had set gorgeously red, one ' Christmas eve, 'see how hot heaven is over there. Santa Claus is baking, I guess.' " ? "In manner somewhat like, did one of these natural philosophers account for an other phenomenon. Hearing a man dump ' coal in the bin one day, with a terrible rumbling, he shouted: I "0, mother ! now I know what makes thunder; it is Grod putting coal on.' "Children are great realists, interpreting { things in the most literal sense. To the infantile mind, the beautiful metaphor of the Lord walking in the garden in the cool of { the day, conveys the idea of a tangible k presence. li 'I know,' said a little boy, to whom the passage was read; 'just as papa does, with | his hands behind him, and an old coat I ?>? on. t t , , t ANECDOTES OF WEBSTER'S BOYHOOD. When Daniel Webster was a little fellow at school, the master one Saturday held up I a new jack-knife, and told the scholars that the boy who would commit to memory the greatest number of verses from the Bible, | and recite them on Monday morning, should have that knife. Many of the boys did well, but when it came Daniel's turn he recited sixty or seventy verses, and said that ' he had several chapters more. The master 1 gave it up. Daniel got the knife. When about seven years of age his fath[ er kept a "Yankee tavern," andyoung Daniel used to entertain the guests by reading to them some of the psalms of David. Even the rough teamsters, when they pulled up P their horses before the house, would say, p "Come, let's go in and hear a psalm from I Dan Webster!" His voice at that time . was deep, rich and musical. But as a ! school-boy he was no elocutionist, or rather his sensitiveness was such that he could not practice. His first effort at fourteen was a i failure,.for the moment he began he was embarrassed, and burst into tears. He | tried it many times, preparing himself carefully, but when his name was called, and he | saw all eyes turned upon him, he could not rise. So much for this great orator. Let not timid boys be discouraged. When he entered school he was behind ? the other boys in his class; all was new I and strange, and he was much depressed. "New boys," often feel the same difficulties. But his teacher encouraged him gently, urged him to think of nothing but his books and soon all would come outright. Before long he was promoted, and at the close of , the second quarter he was thus addressed! 1 "Get your cap and books !" He did this with some surprise, and the tutor continued, "Now report yourself to the teacher of the first class, and you, young gentlemen, will take an affectionate leave of your classmate, for you will never see him again." S. S. Advocate. ? CHILDREN AND MOTHERS. A correspondent of-the Congregationalist makes some valuable suggestions in regard to the training of children. Multi, tudes of parents fail to give this subject the attention it deserves; and in our judgment the blame, when children grow up disobedient and wayward, is chargeable to parents far more generally than many suppose : "Mothers generally teach their children by precept that it is wrong to tell lies. Yet in nine oases out of ton. let a ehild he caught ... w ' - 7 O in an untruth in the presence of company, and the mother will excuse it. 'My child forgot.' 'My little daughter made a mistake.' We heard one mother say of her 1 daughter, in her presence, 'Since she had the measles, she forgets?so that she often misrepresents without meaning to.' And another mother excusing her son for telling a lie that he might stay out of school, said: 'Johnny, you must be careful; when you 1 want a thing so and so, you somehow make ' yourself think it is so.' In each case the child told a bare falsehood, and probably ' with a guilty motive. One badly managed 1 case of discipline is a bad precedent, but what disorders grow out of continual mismanagement. A spasmodic effort once a month to exact strict obedience amounts to very little good. The relation between parents and their children cannot be harmonious and rebellious by turns, justice and love ruling one week, impatience and harshness the next. flgp* If you love others they will love you. If you speak kindly to them they will speak kindly to you. Love is repaid with love, and hatred with hatred. Would you hear a sweet and pleasant echo, speak sweetly and pleasantly yourself. He who can plant courage in the human soul is the best physician. ?Iie ^aqtiiter. TERMS?IN ADVANCE s One Copy, one year, 9 3 50 One Copy, Six months 2 OC One Copy, Three months, 1 OG Two Copies, one year, 6 OC Five Copies, 44 " 12 90 Ten Copies, 44 44 25 00 j&*To persons who make up clubs of ten oi more names, an extra copy of the paper will bt furnished one year, free of charge. 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Carolina, who Has been adjudged a Bankrupt upon his own Petition ; that the payment of any debts, and the delivery of any property belonging to said Bankrupt, to him, or for his use, and the transfer of any property by him, are forbidden by law; that a meeting of the creditors of the said Bankrupt, to prove their debts, and choose one or more Assignees of his estate, will be held at a Court of Bankruptcy, to be holden on the 12th day of April,'A. D., 1869, at 12 o'clock, M., at Yorkville, S. C., before W. I. CLAWSON, Esq., one of the Registers In Bankruptcy of said Court. J. P. M. EPPING, U. S. Marshal. By T. W. Cr.AWsoN, Deputy Messenger. March 25 12 It IN BANKRUPTCY. In the District Court of the United States for the District of South Carolina. NOTICE is hereby given that on the 25th day oi March, A. D., *1809, a Warrant in Bankruptcy was issued out of the District Court of the United States, for the District of South Carolina, against the estate of DAVID P. MANN, of the County of York, and the State of South Carolina, who has been adjudged a Bankrupt upon his own petition; that the payment ot any debts, and the delivery of any proportv belonging to said Bankrupt, to him, or for his use, and the transfer of any property by him, are forbidden by law; that a meeting of the creditors of the said Bankrupt, to prove their debts, and choose one or more Assignees of his estate, will be held at a Court of Banknmtcv, to be holden at Yorkville, before W. I. CLA\VSON, Esq., one of the Registers in Bankruptcy of said Court, on the 12th day of April, A. D., 1869, at 12 o'clock, M. J. P. M. EPPING, U. S. Marshal, By T W. Clawson, Deputy Messenger. March 25 12 It IN BANKRUPTCY. ' In the District Court of the United States, for th( District of South Carolina. NOTICE is hereby given that on the 25th day ol March, A. D., 1869, a Warrant in Bank1 ruptcy was issued out of the'District Court of the United States for the District of South Carolina, against the estate of F. A. H A YDEN. of the County of Spartanburg, State of S. Carolina, who has ijeen adjudged a Bankrupt upon his own Petition; that the payment of any debts, and the delivory , of any property belonging to said Bankrupt, tc him, or for his use, ana the transfer of any property by him, are forbidden bylaw; thatamceting i of the" creditors of the said Bankrupt, to prove their debts, and choose one or more Assignees ol his estate, will be held at a Court of Bankruptcy, to be hoiden on the 12th day of April, A. D., 1869, at 12 o'clock, M., at Yorkville, S. C., before W. I. CLAWSON, Esq., one of the Registers in Bankruptcy of s^ia Court. J. P. M. EPPING, U. S. Marshal. By T. W. Clawson, Deputy Messenger. March 25 12 It in bankruptcy. In the District Court of the United fitates for the District of South Carolina, NOTICE is hereby given that on the 25th day ol March, A. D., 18(59, a Warrant in Bankruptcy was issued out of the District Court of the Unite*! States, for the District of South Carolina, against the estate of JOHN T. WALKER, of the County of Spartanburg, and State of S. Carolina, who hits been adjudged a Bankrupt upon his own Petition ; that the payment of any debts, and the delivery of any property belonging to said Bankrupt, to him, or forliis use, and the transfer of any property by him, are forbidden by law; that 'a meeting of the Creditors of the said Bankrupt, tc prove their debts and choose one or more Assignees of his estate, will be held at a Court of Bankruptcy, to be hoiden on the 12th day of April, A. D., 1865), at 12 o'clock, M, at YorkVille, S. C., before W. I. CLAWSON, Esq., one of the Registers in Bankruptcv of said Court. J. P. M. EPPING, U. S. Marshal. By T. W. Clawson, Deputy Messenger. Match 25 12 It inbankruptcy! In the District Court of the United States for the District of South Carolina. NOTICE is hereby given that on the 25th day ol March, A. D., 1869, a Warrant in Bankruptcy was issued out of the District Court of the United States, for the District of South Carolina, against the estate of E. B. ROBBINS, of the County of Chester, and State of South Carolina, who has been adjudged a Bankrupt upon his own Petition ; that the payment of any debts, and the delivery of any property belonging to said Bank rupt, to hiin, or for his use, and the transferor an}' property by him, are forbidden by law; that a meeting of the creditors of the said Bankrupt, to prove their debts,and choose one or more Assignees of his estate will be held at a Court of Bankruptcy, to be liolden on the 12th day of April, A. D., 1869, at 12 o'clock, M., at Yorkville, S. C., before W. I. CLAWSOX. Esq., one of the Registers in Bankruptcy of said Court. J. P. M. EPPING, U. S. Marshal. By T. W. Clawson, Deputy Messenger. March 25 12 It IN BANKRUPTCY. In the District Court of the United States for the District of South Carolipa. THIS is to give notice that on the 2.5th day of March, A. D., 1869, a Warrant in Bankruptcy was issued out of the District Court of the United States, for the District of South Carolina, against the estate of J. A. WREN, of tile County of Chester, and the State of South Carolina, who lias been adjudged a Bankrupt upon his own Petition ; that the payment of any diibts, and the deliyerv of any property belonging to said Bankrupt to him or for his' use, and the transfer of any property bv him, are forbidden by law; thataineetingoftheCreditorsofsaid Bankrupts, to prove their debts, and to choose one or more Assignees of his estate, will be held at a Court of Bankruptcy, to beholden onthe!2th dav of April, A. D? 18(59,'at 12 o'clock, M., at Yorkville, South Carolina, before W. I. CLAWSON, Esq., one of the Registers of said Court. J. P. M. EPPIXG, U. S. Marshal. Bv T. W. Clawson, Deputy Messenger. March 25 12 It IN BANKRUPTCY? In the District Court of the United States for the District of South Carolina. NOTICE is hereby given that on the 25th day of March, A. D.,* 1S69, a Warrant in Bankruptcy was issued outofthe District Court of the Unitcd States, for the District of South Carolina, against the estate of JOSEPH H. STROUD, of the County of Chester, and tho State of South Carolina, who has been adjudged a Bankrupt upon his own Petition; that the payment of any debts, and the delivery of any property belonging to the said Bankrupt, to him, or for his use, and the transfer of any property by him, are forbidden by law ; that a meeting of tho .creditors of the said Rank runt, to Drove their debts, and choose one or more Assignees of his estate, will be held at a Court of Bankruptcy, to be lioldcn on the 12th day of April, A. D., 1869, at 12 o'clock, Mr, at Yorkville, S. C., before W. I. Clawsox, Esq., ono of the Registers in Bankruptcy of said Court. J. P. M. EPPINfc, U. S. Marshal, By T. W. Clawson, Deputy Messenger. March 25 12 * It HOROLOGY. j. THE subscriber proposes, at his .-n JCl residence, nearly opposite Rose's VjFyl Hotel, to REPAIR CLOCKS AND gF-' nf WATCHES of evory description, i/fft together with all kinds of JEW 1 " ELRY, and some kinds of Mathematical and Musical Instruments, Sewing Machines, Ac., with neatness and dispatch, at REASONABLE PRICES. He has determined to make it the interest of tho public to afford him a share of their patronage bv his deserving of it. Old GOLD AND SILVER WARE will bo purchased by weight, and at their standard valuation. E. A. CRENSHAW. January 21 J tf FERTIL RHODES' SUPi The Old and Longest Esta OROHILLA GUANO^ RHODES' MANURE, in its preparation, is ma Cotton, Wheat, Tobacco, Potatoes and other r The Manufacturing Department is conducted by and Manufacturers in the United States. It is endorsed, approved, and recommended by turists in the Soutnern States. "It can be relied o tivo of large crops, and unexcelled by any in the zing Principles." Price $57.50 cash or $65 time, with Factor's accept) ORCHILLA GUANO, "AA."?Afi . B'rdGua $35 cash, or $40 time PERUVIAN GUANO, warranted pure, and alw B January 14 IN BANKRUPTCY. In the District Court of the United States for the District of South Carolina. NOTICE is hereby given that on the 25th day of March, A. D., I860, a Warrant in. Bankruptcy was issued out of the District Court of the United States, for the District of South Carolina, against the estate of ANDREW C. COBB, of tpe County of Abbeville, and the State of South Carolina, who has been adjudged a Bankrupt upon AtifM D/it { Jam tlcnf An r\n itw ow n f nmr dolito mo uwu x cbiviuu | buav i/uu pajruiciib \ji onjr uvuw, and tho delivery of any property belonging to said 1 Bankrupt, to him, or for his use, and the transfer of any property by him, are forbidden by law; that a meeting of the creditors of the said Bankrupt, to prove their debts, and choose one or more Assignees of his estate, will be held at a Court of Bankruptcy, to be holden on the 12th day of April, A. D., 1869, at 12 o'clock, M., at Yorkville, S. C., before W. I. CLAWSON, Esq., one of tho Registers in Bankruptcy of said Court. J. P. M. EPPING, U. S. Marshal By T. W. Clawson, Deputy Messenger. March 25 12 it IN BANKRUPTCY. In the District Court of the United States for the District of South Carolina. NOTICE is hereby given that on the 25th day of March, A. D., 1869, a Warrant in Bankruptcy was issued out of the DistrictCourt of the United States, for the District of South Carolina, against the estate of JAS. COWAN, of the County of Abbeville, and the State of South Carolina, who has been adjudged a Bankrupt npon his own petition; that tho payment of any debts, and delivery of any property belonging to the said Bankrupt, to him, or for his use, and the transfer of any property by him, are forbidden by law; that" a meeting of the creditors of the said , Bankrupt, to prove their debts, and choose one or more Assignees of his estate, will be held at a Court of Bankruptcy, to bo holden on the 12th r dav of April, A. D., 1869, at 12 o'clock, M., at Yorkville, S. C., beforeW. L CLAWSON, Esq., one of tho Registers of said Court. J. P. M. EPPING, U. S. Marshal, i By T. W. Clawson, Deputy Messenger. March 25 12 It ! IN BANKRUPTCY. > In the District Court of the United States for the District of South Carolina. NOTICE is hereby given that on the 25th day of March, A. D., 1869, a Warrant in Bankruptj cy was issued out of the District Court of the United States, for the District of South Carolina, a| gainst the estate of JONAS T. FUNDERBURK, ' of the County of Lancaster, and State ofS. Carolina, who has been adjudged a Bankrupt upon his own Petition; that the payment of any debts, and the delivery of anyproperty belonging to said Bank rupiy uniii^i, ui iui ma unujuiiu tiicbiauoiw u* ?**?j | . property by him, are forbidden by law; that a meet nig of the creditors oftho said Bankrupt to prove their debts, and choose one or more Assignees of his estate, will be held at a Court of Bankruptcy, to beholden at Yorkville, before W. I. Clawson. r Esq., one of the Registers in Bankwptcy of said . Court, on the 12th day of April, A. D., 1869, at i 12 o'clock, M. J. P. M. EPPING, U. S. Marshal. By t. w. Clawson, Deputy Messenger, i March 25.- 12 * It : IN BANKRUPTCY. In the District Court of the United States for the District of South Carolina. NOTICE is hereby given that on the 25th day of March, A. D., 1869. a Warrant in Bank1 ruptcy was issued out of the District Court of the 1 United States for the District of South Carolina, ? against the estate of W. B. ALEXANDER, of 1 the County ofUnion, and the State of South Car1 olina, who has been adjudged a Bankrupt upon his own Petition; that the payment of any debts and the delivery of any property belonging to the said Bankrupt, to him, or for his use, ana the transfer of any property ny him, are forbidden by law; that a meeting of the Creditors of the said Bankrupt, to prove their debts and choose > one or more Assignees of his estate, will be held at a Court of Bankruptcy, to be holden on the 12th r day of April, A. D., 1869, at 12 o'clock, M., at , Yorkville, S. C., before W. I. CLAWSON, Esq., , one of the Registers in Bankruptcy of said Court. J. P. M. EPPING, U. S. Marshal. : By T. W. Clawson, Deputy Messenger. March 25 * 12 It I " iF^ANKRlilPTCY^ In the District Court of the United States for the District of South Carolina. NOTICE is hereby given that on the 25th day of March. A. D., 1869, a Warrant in Bankruptcy was issued out of the District Court of the United States, for the District of South Carolina, against the estate of TIMOTHY HARDIN, of the County of Fairlield, and State of South Carolina, who has been adjudged a Bankrupt upon his own Petition; that the payment of any dents, and the delivery of any property belonging to thesaid Bankrupt, to him, or for his use, and the transfer of any property by him, are forbidden by law; that a meeting of the creditors of the said Bankrupt, to prove their debts, and choose one or more i Assignees of his estate, will be held nt a Court of Bankruptcy, to bo holden on the 12th dav of c April, A. I)., 1869, at 12 o'clock, M., at Yorkville, S. C., before W. I. CLAWSON, Esq., one of the Registers in Bankruptcy of said Court. J. P. M. EPPING, U. S. Marshal. By T. W. Clawson, Deputy Messenger. March 25 12 It MUM'S HEMTIC BITTERS. THEY CUBE DYSPEPSIA, AXD ALL DISEASES 0? TBI STOMACH AND LIVER. THZT All SICOJOfinBED BT TBI MED IOAL PAOUliTY. HEGEMAN & CO., AGENTS, NEW YORK. Mannfactnred by C. F. PANKNIN, CHEMIST AND APOTHZCABT, OHARIjESTO N", S.C. Kg-For Sale by DntygUts Everywhere."Set February 11 (J ly DRl^GOODS AND GROCERIES. a VT\rn Krvurrltf nut tho antirn intarpnt. nf f!nL H W. B. Wilson, in tlio late lirm of AVERY <fc WILSON, I .shall continue the business at the old stand in the "Lindsay Block" on my own account, and hope to receive a continuation of the patronage so liberally extended to the old firm. With even* facility for buying Goods at the LOWEST CASH RATES, lath confident of my ability to sell as low as any other house in this or the neighboring towns. 1 propose to sell exclusively for cash?only one price asked, and all articles guaranteed to turn out as represented. Messrs. D. C. WILLIAMS and W. H. COLCOOK are with me, and would be pleased to see their friends and acquaintances. J. W. AVERY. January 7 1 tf Other business requiring my undivided attention, I have disposed of my interest in the Copartnership of AVERY <fe WILSON, to my partner, Maj. Avery. Cordially commending him to the confidence of the public, I respectfully solicit for him a continuance of the patronage extended to the late firm. W. B. WILSON. January 7 1 tf ROSADALIS PURIFIES THE BLOOD. For Sale by Drnggists Everywhere. CHEWING TOBACCO. AT Fifty and Sixty cents per pound. Apply to JOHN MAY, Agent. , JZERS ! R PHOSPHATE, blisheil Standard Manure. ^PERUVIAN GUANO. de equally adapted for forcing large crops of Corn, oot crops. . . Frederick Klett, one of the most skillful Chemist! all of the most prominent Chemists and Agriculn as uniform in quality," always reliable, producmarket, in the high per centage of "True Fertili* mce, and 7 per cent, interest until 1st December, '69. ino, rich in Phosphates and Alkaline Salts. Price ays on hand. Furnished at market prices for oash, . S. R1IETT & SON, Agents, Charleston, S. C. 2 3m . oub piw UIA f FAMILY SEWING MACHINE. rpHE superior merits of the "Singed' Machines JL over all others, for Family use or Manufacturing purposes, are so well established and so generally admitted, that an enumeration of their relative excellencies is no longer considered necessary. Our new Family Machine, which has been brought to perfection regardless of time, labor ox expense, is now confidently presented to the public as incomparably the best Sewing Machine in existence. rable and beautiful. It is quiet) light running, and capable of performing a range and variety ol work never before attempted upon a single Machine?using either SILK, TW18T, LINEN. OB COTTON. THREAD, and sewing with equal facility the very finest and coarsest materials, and anything between the two extremes, in the mos! beautiful and substantial manner. Its attachments for hemming, braiding, cording, tucking, quilting, felling, trimming, binding, Ac., are novel and practical, and have been invented and adjusted especially for this machine. New designs of the unique, usefrl. and popnlai folding tops and cabinet cases, peculiar to the machines manufactured by this Company, have beer prepared for enclosing the new Machine. A faint idea, however, can at best be conveyed through the medium of a (necessarily) limited advertisement ; and we therefore urge every persor in quest of a Sewing Machine by all means to examine and test, if they can possibly do so, all th< leading rival machines before making a purchase A selection can then be made understanding^ Branches or agencies for supplying the "Singer' Machines will be found in nearly every city anc town throughout the civilized world, where ma chines will be cheerfully exhibited, and any infor mation promptly furnished. Or communication! may be addressed to SINGER MANUFACTURING COMPANY, 485 Broadway, New York. pg* M. JONES, in the "Adickes Building" it the agent for York County. January 28 4 * tf ALLISON & BRATTON~ IN addition to the articles usually kept in a well selected Stock of DRUGS, MEDICINES, CHEMICALS, Ac., have now on hand the following New Preparations, to which the attention of the public generally, and .Physicians specially, is called, viz: FOUGERA'S COMPOUND IODINIZED CODLIVER OIL. This beautiful FRENCH PREPARATION Possesses not only the nourishing properties* ol COD-LIVER OIL, but also the Tonic, Stimulant and Alterant virtues of Iodine, Bromine ancFPhosEhorus, which renders it stronger than pure Coddver Oil?saving, therefore, time, money, suffering and life. FOUGERA'S IODO-FERRO-PHOSPHATEE ELIXIR OF HORSE RADISH. This Elixir acting as a Diuretic, Tonic, Stimulant, Emmenagogue and a powerful Regenerator of the Blood, is a most invaluable remedy for all Constitutional disorders due to the impurity and poverty of the blood. THE MOST PERFECT IRON TONIC. Hubbell's Ferrated Elixir of Bark, or Elixir ol CALISAYA BARK, IRON AND BISMUTH.? The Ferrated Elixir of Bark, is a pleasant Cordial, and contains eijjht grains of Pyrophosphate ol Iron, in each fluid ounce, and in all cases where a mild and efficacious IRON TONIC is desired, will be found a most VALUABLE PREPARATION. HUBBELL'S ELIXIR OF VALERINATE OF AMMONIA.?Anodyne, calmative and tonic. Used in Hvsteria, Spasms, Nervousness and Debility. Full Directions accompany each Bottle of the above Preparations. WILSON'S PREPARATION OF HYPOPHOSPHITE AND BLOODGETTI.?For the CURE OF CONSUMPTION, Asthma. Bronchitis, &c. Revised Directions for + nn.I TTo/X uiruiinuiuu ouu \J ov. A Substitute for Mother's Milk?COMSTOCK'S RATIONAL FOOD, for Invalids, Infants and Dyspeptics. llubbell's ELIXIR OF YELLOW PERUVIAN BARK (Cincona Calisaya). A cordial, tonic and febrifuge, as approved by tho Profession. May 28 22 tf WANDO FERTILIZER. THE Wando Mining and Manufacturing Cpmpany offers to tho Planters and Farmers of the South their FERTILIZER, known as the "WANDO FERTILIZER," Which the experience of the past season has proved to be one of the most valuable in our market. It has for its baso the materials from the Phosphate Beds of the Company, on Ashley River, and is prepared at their works at tho EAST END OF HASEL STREET, in this city. In order to guarantee its uniformity and maintain its high standard, the Company has made arrangements with the distinguished Chemist, Dr. C. U. SIIEPARD, Jr., who carefully analyzes all the ammoniacal and other material purchased by the Company, and THE PREPARED FERTILIZER, before being offered for sale. The Company is resolved to make an article which will prove tobe a COMPLETE MANURE, and give entire satisfaction. For terms, circulars and other information, applv to WM. C. DUKES A CO., Agents, No. 1 South Atlantic Wharf, Charleston, S. C. January 14 2 3m WM. C. DUKES & CO., Cotton Factors AND GENERAL COMMISSION MERCHANTS, SOUTH ATLANTIC WHARF, CHARLESTON, S. C. Consignments of Cotton, Rice, <tc., respectfully solicited, and liberal advances made thereon. January 14 2 3m IN THE COURT OF COMMON PLEAsT York District. R. R. Gordon, vu. Sutton Gold Ml/ilngCo., Foreign Attachment, tt. W. Robert*," The same, " " ?r %ar u?.?rpuAAHMA (( <: v?. r?. nmijiujc, I?. Jiicwiuc, -Joseph Miller, " The same, " " C. L. Clawson, " The ?ame, " " Win. M. Sutton, " The Mrae, -? " B. Fuller, " The rame, " " James P. Gordon, " The same, " " WHEREAS the Plaintiffs did, on the 5th day November, 1867, file their declarations agninst the Defendants, who, as it is said, areabsent from, and without the limits of this State, and has neither wife nor attorney known within the same upon whom a copy of said declarations might be served. It is, therefore, ordered, that the said Defendants do appear and plead to the said declarations within a year and .a day from the publication, which will be on the 10th day of April, 1869, otherwise final and absolute judgment will be given and awarded against them. J. F. WALLACE, c. c. c. PL8. April 9 15 lyq SMOKE! PUFF!! FRAGRANT Havana and Domestic Segars of the following brands and prices: Y. Zepida Conches, $10 per box. Y. Zepida Londres $9 per box. J. P. Millar, $8 per box. Regalia La Carolina, $7 per box. Londres Cabinet, $6. Star of the West, $5 per box. Conchas La Vienna, $4 50. La Magnolia, $3 50. La Ritica, $2 50. Apply to JOHN MAY, Agent. December 24 52 tf PHILADELPHIA UNIVE&SITY OP MEDICINE AND SURGERY. ' Medical Department Organised 1848. Chartered by a Special Act of the Legislature, February 26th, 1853. ?:o:? . OFFICERS. * ' President.?J. S. Fisher, 501 Commerce St. Vice-President.?Rev. W. J. P. Ingraham, 607 . Franklin St. Treasurer.?W. Paine, M. D., University Building. Corresponding Secretary.?E. Metager, Esq., A i 1801 Wallace St. * Secretary.?W. Paine, M. D.t University Build ing. Solicitor.?John 0'Byrne, Esq., 514 Walnut St. FOUR SESSIONS OF LECTURES ANNUALLY riNHL first Session, commencing October 1st, X and continuing nntil December 27th, embraces Anatomy, Physiology, Materia Medica, Practice, Obstetrics, Practical and Demonstrative Anatomy, Military and Plastic 8urgery, Pathology, Diseases of Women and Children, Diseases of the Eve aiid Ear, Clinical Medloine and Surgery, Medical Technology, Medical Jurisprudence, Writing, Drawing, Book keepihg and Chemistry. The second Session commences on the first Tuesday in January, and oontinues until the first of March, embracing the same branches as the first Session. i The third Session commences the first Wednes- j day in March, and continues until the first of ' Tne fourth Session commences the first of September, and continues until the first of October; there being a vacation during the months of July and August. The third and fourth Sessions, constituting the Spring and Fall Sessions, embrace the following studiessnrgicai, microscopic, rainoiogicai, Descriptive ana Demonstrative Anatomy; Plastic, Military, and Operative Surgery; Analytic and Organic Chemistry; Pharmacy: Materia Medica, including Practical Botany; Obstetrics, and. Diseases of Women and Children: Comparative and Human Physiology; Auscultation and M Percussion; Practical Instructions in the Use of ^ the Microscope, Laryngoscope, Stethosoope, Opthalmosoope, Auroecope ana Rhynoscope; also, Practical instructions in the use of the Speculum, Catheter, Bongies, etc., Principles and Practice of Medicine and Pathology; Clinical Medicine and Surgery; General and Special Technology; BookKeeping; Writing: Drawing; and Clinical Instructions in the use of Atomizers, Nebulizers, Hypodermic Injections. Inhalation, etc.. etc. REGULATIONS OP THE MEDICAL DEPARTMENT. Fees for one full course of Lectures, $140, or for one Session $70. Matriculating Ticket, $5. Demonstrator's Ticket, $10. Qualifications.?The requisites for Graduation are two-toll courses of Lectures, and three .years study. Scholarships.?For the purpose of aiding worthy young men to obtain an honorable profession, the Trustees issued Scholarships, which entitle the holder to perpetual privilege^ of the School for $75 for first course Students, and "$30 to pecond coarse Students. The advantages of Scholarships are: 1st. The student holding a Scholarship can enter the College at any time during the Lectures, attend as long as he chooses, and re-enter the Insti- > tution as frequently as desired. 2d. It requires no previous reading or study to enter the University on Scholarship; hence all private tuition fees are saved. 3d., Students, by holdingScholarehips, can pros- i ecute other business a part of the time. m 4th. The candidate for graduation can present i himself at the close of either the second or fourth 1 session'of lectures, and will receive his degree as 1 soon as qualified. \ 5th. In case a Student should hold a Scholar- % ship, and not be able to attend Lectures, it can be ^ transferred to another, thus preventing any loss. ! MUSEUM. ' The Museum is one of the largest in the city, embracing a fine collection of Anatomical, Phvsiological, Pathological, and Zoological preparations which are highly advantageous to the Student of 1 Medicine. BOARDING. Students can Board from $4 to $6 per week ; or can rent furnished rooms and hoard themselves I from $2 to $3 per week. CLINICAL INSTRUCTIONS. Clinical Instructions in the University twice a week, also in the Philadelphia Hospital.'Pennsvl I vania Hospital, Wills Hospital for th6 Eye, Philadelphia Lying-in Hospital, German Hospital, and St Francis Hospital. I PRACTICAL ANATOMY AND 8URGERY. Each of these rooms, with ample means of Illustration, is open ten months in the year, and nnder the supervision of the special Professors, rendering the Department perfect.' :o: TEXT BOOKS AND WORKS OP REFERENCE. r J Practice of MedicinePaine's Practice of Mediclne; Pereira's Therapeutics; Walshe on the Diseases of the Heart and Lungs, including Physical Diognosis ; "Aitkin's Practice and Science of Medicine. Anatomy /?Morton's Elementary Treatise on Human Anatomy; Wilson's Anatomy, with Kolliker's Microscopical Anatomy; orSharpey and Quain's Anatomy; Gray's Anatomy. Materia MedicaPaine's Synopsis, Therapeutics. and Dispensatory; Abridgement of Pereira's Materia Medica. ChemistryFowne's Chemistry ; Johnston's Chemistry; Turner's Chemistry; EegnaulfB Chemistry; Dehman's Physiological Chemistry; ( Taylor's Toxicology. SurgerySyms Principles and Practice of Surgery ; Paget's Surgical Pathology ; Macleod's Surgical Diagnosis. Institutes of MedicineKirkes' Manual; Virchow's Cellular Pathology ; Paine's Institutes of Medicine. ObstetricsLongshore's Obstetrics ; West on Diseases of Women ; West on Diseases of,Children. FACULTY OF MEDICINE. There are sixteen Professors connected with the Medical Department, all men of ability and ex- . perience; thus rendering the Philadelphia Univer- J sity not only the cheapest, but one or the best and 1 most thorough Medical Institutions for obtaining a complete knowledge of the entire practice of , Medicine and Surgery. a SCHOLARSHIPS. ' * Those wishing Scholarships should order them at once, as there are only a few remaining. Money can be sent by Express, in Post Office Orders, or Checks, directed to W. PAINE "if. D., Dean of the Faculty of the Philadelphia University of Medicine and Surgery, Ninth and Locust Streets, Philadelphia, Pa. : o: , PAINE'S PRACTICE OF MEDICINE. i A Magnificent Royal Octavo of 1000 pages.? Price, 17, Postage, sixty cents. NEW SCHOOL REMEDIES. Price, $5. Both Books sent upon receipt of $10, postage free. University Journal, published every two weeks < at $1 per annum. Address, W. PAINE, M. D., ' Dean of Faculty, j Philadelphia University, 9th <k Locust i June 11 24 tf MIENS, L9VEHS, PA1E1TS, fUEl! j "HEAR ME FOR MY CAUSE! j ?TAVING entered into Copartnership for anoth- A 11 er year, with the great "King or Day," old 1 "Sol," lam more fully prepared than ever, to exe- % cute BEAUTIFUL LIKENESSES in every style of the Photographic Art, and at prices suited to | fcho times. A fine light, a complete equipment, and an experience of many years, enable me to . \ surmount difficulties in the way of less favored artists. My skill has often turned ugliness into 41^1 beauty; hence the least favored need not be discouraged. Call and examine those new and beau- " tiful additions to the art?Porcelain pictures. j My rooms are still in "Adlckes' building," third . 1 story. d J. R. SCHORB. i Albums and Stereoscopes always on hand. The 1 latter instrument, with a collection of pictures for j the same, will enable you to visit every part of the ; globe without leaving your home, wonderful! Januarv 28 4 tf BURKE'S WEEKLY FOB BOYS AHD OIBI8, * FOR 1869, will be the best volume yet issued. It will contain a capital story of "Boy-Life Among the Indians," by Rev. P. R. Goulding, author of "Young Marooners"Moimtain Hall, j a Tale of the Ola Dominion," by Philip Barrett, 1 author of "The Miner-Boy*bf Mansfeldt;" "Lil- j lian Lisly, or Life at the Old Farm House," by ] Mrs. S. E. Peck; "Trades and Professions of An- I imals," by a Lady of South Carolina; "Biogra- J phies of Ancient Persons, for Young People," by Rev. T. B. Russell, A. M.; "Poor Henry," from the German of F. Hoffman, translated by a lady V of Virginia; and many other attractive stories and poems, elegantly illustrated. Terms, $2 a year. Liberal discount to clubs. Specimen co- 1 pies and premium list sent free on application to the publishers. J. W. BURKE <k CO., Macon, Georgia. January 7 1 tf