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A YANKEE JOKE.
In the village of lived a man who
had once been a judge of the county, and
well known all over it by the name of Judge
R . He kept a store and a saw-mill,
and was always sure to have the best of the
bargain on his side, by which he had gained
an ample fortune, and some did not hesitate
to call him the biggest rascal in the world.
He was very conceited withal, and used to
brag of his business capacity whenever any
one was near to listen. One rainy day, as
quite a number were seated round the stove,
he began, as usual, to tell of his great bargains,
and at last wound up with the expression?
"Nobody has ever_ cheated me, nor they
can't neither."
"Judge," said an old man of the company,
"I've cheated you more than you ever
did me."
"How so?" said the Judge.
"TP Ml :? frt loir
"II you 11 promise you n?u u gv w i?n
about it, nor do anything, I'll tell you, or
else I won't; you are too much of a law
character for me."
"Let's hear," cried half a dozen voices
at once.
"I'll promise," said the judge, "and treat
in the bargain if you have."
"Well, do you remember the wagon you
robbed me of?"
"I never robbed you of a wagon ; I only
got the best of the bargain," said the judge.
"Well, I made up my mind to have it
back, and?"
"You never did," interrupted the cute
judge. .
''Yes I did, and interest, too."
"How so?" thundered the now enraged
judge.
"Well, you see, judge, 1 sold you one
day a very nice pine log, and bargained
with you for a lot more. Well, that log I
stole off your pile down by the mill the
night before, and the next day I sold it to
you. The next night I drew it back home
and sold it to you the next day; and so I
kept on till you had bought your own log
of me twenty-seven times."
"That's a lie !" exclaimed the infuriated
judge, running to his book r.cd examining
his log account; "you never so!d me twenty-seven
logs of the same measurement."
"I know it," said the vender in logs; "by
drawing it back and forth the end wore off,
and as it wore I kept cutting the end off,
until it was only ten feet long?just fourteen
feet shorter than it was the first? time I
brought it?and when it got so short I
drew it home and worked it up into shingles,
and the next week you bought the
shingles, and I concluded I had got the
worth of my wagon back, and stowed away
in my pocket-book,"
The exclamation of the judge was drowned
in the shout of the bystanders, and the
log-drawer found the door without the promised
treat.
A TEMPERANCE STORY WITH A POINT,
Judge Bay, the Temperance lecturer, ir
one of his efforts, got off the following hare
hit at "moderate drinkers:"
"All those who in youth acquire a habii
of drinking whiskey, at forty years of age
will be total abstainers or drunkards. Isfc
one can use whiskey for years with moderation.
If there is a person in the audience
lififni-o mn tt-Viacq Dvncrmnna Hici.nt.pa thlB
let him make it known. I will account for
it, or acknowledge that I am mistaken."
A tall, large man arose, and folding his
arms across his breast, said,
"I offer myself as one whose own expe
rience contradicts your statements."
"Are you a moderate drinker?" asked
the Judge.
"I am."
"How long have you drank in moderation
r
"Forty years."
"And were never intoxicated?"
"Never "
"Well,", remarked the Judge, scanning
his subject closely from head to foot,
"yours is a singular case; yet I think it
easily accounted for. I am reminded by it
of a little story. A colored man with a
loaf of bread and a bottle of whiskey sat
down to dine on the bank of a clear stream.
In breaking the. bread he dropped some ol
the crumbs into the water. These were
eagerly seized and eaten by the fish. That
circumstance suggested to the darkey the
idea of dipping the bread into the whiskey
and feeding it to them. He tried it. It
worked well Some of the fish ate it, became
drunk, and floated helpless on the
surface. In this way he easily caught a
large number. But in the stream was a
large fish, very unlike the rest. It partook
freely of the bread and whiskey with no
perceptible effect. He resolved to have it
at all hazards, that he might learn its name
and nature. He procured a net, and after
much effort caught it, carried it to a colored
npicrhhnr ami nslrprl his nnininn in f.hp mat.
ter. The other surveyed the wonder for a
moment, and then said: "Sambo, I understands
dis case. Dis fish is a muilet-head ;
it an't gotrany brain! In other words,"
added the Judge, "alcohol affects only the
brains, and, of course, those having none
may drink without injury."
The storm of laughter, which followed,
drove the "moderate drinker" suddenly
from the house.
Excuse Bad Writing.?"Massa," said
the negro Steward of a Marble-head Captain,
as they fell in with a homeward bound
vessel, "I wish you'd write a few lines for
me to send to the old woman, cos I can't
write."
"Certainly," said the good-natured skipper,
taking his writing materials; "now
what shall I say ?"
Pompey told the story which he wished
his wife to know, which his amanuensis
faithfully recorded.
"Is that all, Pomp?" asked the Captain,
preparing to seal the letter.
"Yes, Massa," replied he, showing his
ivory, "tank you; but 'fore you close him
up, jist say 'please 'scuse bad writing and
spelling,' will ye ?"
The Captain appended the postscript as
desired.
jggy* A German sued his neighbor for killing
his dog. The justice asked the defendant
if he killed the dog. "Pe sure I kilt
him, but let him prove it," was the dogged
reply. This being satisfactory the plaintifl
was asked?with a view of assessing damages?how
much the dog was worth. "The
dog was worth nothing, but since he was so
mean as to kill him, he shall pay the full
value of him." This picture will apply to
a good many law suits.
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A CJLEBGYMAN'S JOKE.
I was spending the night in a hotel at
Freeport, Illinois. After breakfast I went
into the sitting-room, where I met a pleasant,
chatty, good-humored traveler, who,
like myself, was waiting for the morning
train from Galena. We conversed freely
and pleasantly on different tonics, until
seeing two young ladies meet ana kiss each
other in the street, the conversation turned
on kissing, just at the time the train was
approaching.
"Come," said he, taking up his carpetbag,
"since we are on so sweet a subject,
let us have a practical application. I'll
make a proposition to you. "I'll agree to
kisB the most beautiful lady in the cars
from Galena, you being the judge, if you
will kiss the next prettiest, I being the
judge."
This proposition staggered me a little,
and I could hardly tell whether he was in
earnest or in fun; but as he would be as
deeply in as I could be, I agreed, provided
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heart failed me somewhat, as I saw his black
1 eyes fairly dance with daring.
"Yes," said he, "I'll try it first. You
take the back car and go in from the front
end, where you can see the faces of the ladies,
and yon stand by the one you think
the handsomest, and I'll come in from behind
and kiss her."
I had hardly stepped inside the cars,
when I saw at the first glance, one of the
, loveliest looking women my eyes ever fell
on. A beautiful blond, with auburn hair,
and a bright sunny face, full of love and
sweetness, and radiant and glowing as the
morning. Any further search was totally
, unnecessary. I immediately took my stand
in the aisle by her side. She was looking
out of the window earnestly, as if expect,
ihg some one. The back door of the car
, opened, and in stepped my hotel friend. 1
, pointed my finger to her slyly, never dreaming
that he would dare to carry out his
pledge, and you may imagine my horroi
and amazement, when he stepped up quickly
behind her, and stooping over, kissed hei
! with a relish that "made my mouth water.'
I expected, of course, a shriek of terror.
1 and then a row generally, and a knockr
down; but astonishment succeeded astonishment,
when I saw her return the kiss wit!
' compound interest.
Quick as a flash he turned to me anc
said:
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"ixow it is your luru, puiuuug iu ? urn
eou8, ugly, wrinkled old woman who sat ir
i the seat behind.
"Oh, you must excuse me ! you must ex'
cuse me! you must!" I exclaimed. "I'nr
sold this time. I give up. Do tell m<
whom you have been kissing
! "Well," said he, "you are a man of sc
' much taste, and such quick perception, IT
let you off." And we all burst into t
hearty peal of laughter, as he saj? "Thai
' is my wife. I have been waiting for her,
1 I knew that it was a safe proposition."
^ He told the story to his wife, who lookec
tenfold sweeter as she heard it.
[ Before we reached Chicago, we exchan
| ged cards, and I discovered that my genia
companion was a popular Episcopaliar
, preacher of Chicago, whose name I had frequently
heard. Whenever I go to Chicago,
1 I always go to hear him, and a heartier,
more natural and eloquent preacher, if
hard to find. He was 'then a young man;
he is now well known as one of the ablest
divines of the Episcopalian denomination
in the West.
I
The Gulf Stream.?The influence oi
the Gulf stream upon the weather along
the coast is a subject of much interest. The
warm, moist breezes from the southeast
blow directly from the stream, but the low
lands of the shore are so nearly alike in
temperature that little condensation takes
place. "When the wind becomes a gale, the
1 masses of vapor are driven far inland, where,
; coming in contact with the cold air of the
' mountains, they descend in torrents of rain,
' producing destructive floods. Hence, per|
sons traveling westwardly meet the tempest.
' The southeast storm- of 1836, during which
, the fearful land slide in the White mountains
occurred, first spent its fury among
the granite hills of New Hampshire, and
' then took its course to the sea. The great
floods on the Connecticut river, in January,
1839, took their rise in the Green mountains
of Vermont. In 1840 and 1857 the
same phenomena were observed. As affecting
the ocean, the Gulf stream has long
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1770, the increase of two weeks in the
length of the passage from Falmouth to N.
York over the voyage from London to Newport
was brought to Dr. Franklin's notice.
The American philosopher discovered that
the Rhode Island captains were acquainted
with the peculiarities of the stream, while
the English captains were too wise to be
counseled by simple fishermen. Franklin
then applied the thermometer and ascertained
the warmth of the current. Since
that important discovery, the influence of
the ocean streams upon navigation has been
carefully studied and mapped. The effects
of the Gulf stream upon the land have not
been closely observed; but if proper attention
is paid to the phenomena, discoveries
equally important will be made.
?
1 A Chinese Siiave.? A fellow who has
been shaved in China says that the barber
first stropped the razor on his leg, and then
did the shaving without any lather. The
; customer remonstrated, but was told that
lather was entirely useless, and had a tendency
to make the hair stiff and tough, and
was therefore never used by persons who
had any knowledge of the face and its appendages.
After the beard had been taken
i off?and it was done in a very short time?
the barber took a long, sharp, needle-shaped
snoon. and he?an to exnlore his customer's
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ears. He brought up from numerous little
i crevices bits of -wax and dirt that had been
i accumulated since his childhood. The bar1
ber suddenly twisted his subject's neck to
one side in such a manner that ic cracked
i as if the vertebrae had been dislocated.
"Hold on!" shouted the party, alarmed for
the safety of his neck. "All right," replied
thetonsor, "me no hurt you;" and he
continued to jerk and twist the neck until
it was limber as an old woman's dish rag.
He then fell to beating the back, breast,
' arms, and sides with his fi6ts, and pummelled
the muscles until they fairly glowed
with the beating they had received. He
then dashed a bucket of water over his
man, dried the skin with towels, and declared
that his work was done. Price two
cents.
gat the ?lam* <?Ma.
CHILDREN'S SAYINGS.
A recent number of Hours at Home contains
a paper on "Children and their Sayings,"
which abounds in anecdotes. We
select the following:
"A friend of mine has two bright little
boys?Freddy, between three and four
years old, and Willie, about five. A chronicle
of their doings and sayings would fill
a volume, but two specimens must suffice:
"Both were very fond of milk, and a
mug of it always completed their supper.
But, while in the country last summer, it
so chanced that they one day saw the girl
milking.
" 'There, Willie,' said Freddy, 'you see
that, do you ? I don't want any more milk
after the cow's had itand he withdrew
very much disgusted.
"That evening, when their mugs of milk
were placed on the table, both stood untouched.
A reason of this phenomenon
being asked, Freddy simply declared that
he didn't want any milk after the cow had
had it, but further refused to explain. Willie,
however told of the discovery of the
morning.
"The mother then explained to them
that the milk did not come to. them second
hand; that the cow ate grass, which was
changed into milk by a wonderful chemical
process, akin to that which produced everything
in nature. In the light of this explanation,
Willie was satisfied ; but Freddy
still turned up his nose at milk, sticking to
1 the original proposition.
1 "After supper, Willie, who, on these impartant
occasions, always acted as expound'
er, took his brother aside into a corner.
1 " 'It's all right, Freddy,' be- said, 'and
you can just go on drinking your milk a1
gain. The cow eats grass, and that's what
! makes it. Now, if the cow didn't eat the
grass, you'd have to, you see. That's what
the cow's for.'
"Freddy resumed his evening draughts.
To his mind, the only alternative was eat1
ing grass, and from that he shrank.
"Mamma, mamma,' cried a little boy,
when the sun had set gorgeously red, one
' Christmas eve, 'see how hot heaven is over
there. Santa Claus is baking, I guess.' "
? "In manner somewhat like, did one of
these natural philosophers account for an
other phenomenon. Hearing a man dump
' coal in the bin one day, with a terrible
rumbling, he shouted:
I "0, mother ! now I know what makes
thunder; it is Grod putting coal on.'
"Children are great realists, interpreting
{ things in the most literal sense. To the infantile
mind, the beautiful metaphor of the
Lord walking in the garden in the cool of
{ the day, conveys the idea of a tangible
k presence.
li 'I know,' said a little boy, to whom the
passage was read; 'just as papa does, with
| his hands behind him, and an old coat
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t ANECDOTES OF WEBSTER'S BOYHOOD.
When Daniel Webster was a little fellow
at school, the master one Saturday held up
I a new jack-knife, and told the scholars that
the boy who would commit to memory the
greatest number of verses from the Bible,
| and recite them on Monday morning, should
have that knife. Many of the boys did
well, but when it came Daniel's turn he recited
sixty or seventy verses, and said that
' he had several chapters more. The master
1 gave it up. Daniel got the knife.
When about seven years of age his fath[
er kept a "Yankee tavern," andyoung Daniel
used to entertain the guests by reading
to them some of the psalms of David. Even
the rough teamsters, when they pulled up
P their horses before the house, would say,
p "Come, let's go in and hear a psalm from
I Dan Webster!" His voice at that time
. was deep, rich and musical. But as a
! school-boy he was no elocutionist, or rather
his sensitiveness was such that he could not
practice. His first effort at fourteen was a
i failure,.for the moment he began he was
embarrassed, and burst into tears. He
| tried it many times, preparing himself carefully,
but when his name was called, and he
| saw all eyes turned upon him, he could not
rise. So much for this great orator. Let
not timid boys be discouraged.
When he entered school he was behind
? the other boys in his class; all was new
I and strange, and he was much depressed.
"New boys," often feel the same difficulties.
But his teacher encouraged him gently,
urged him to think of nothing but his books
and soon all would come outright. Before
long he was promoted, and at the close of
, the second quarter he was thus addressed!
1 "Get your cap and books !" He did this
with some surprise, and the tutor continued,
"Now report yourself to the teacher
of the first class, and you, young gentlemen,
will take an affectionate leave of your
classmate, for you will never see him again."
S. S. Advocate.
?
CHILDREN AND MOTHERS.
A correspondent of-the Congregationalist
makes some valuable suggestions in regard
to the training of children. Multi,
tudes of parents fail to give this subject the
attention it deserves; and in our judgment
the blame, when children grow up disobedient
and wayward, is chargeable to parents
far more generally than many suppose :
"Mothers generally teach their children
by precept that it is wrong to tell lies. Yet
in nine oases out of ton. let a ehild he caught
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in an untruth in the presence of company,
and the mother will excuse it. 'My child
forgot.' 'My little daughter made a mistake.'
We heard one mother say of her
1 daughter, in her presence, 'Since she had
the measles, she forgets?so that she often
misrepresents without meaning to.' And
another mother excusing her son for telling
a lie that he might stay out of school, said:
'Johnny, you must be careful; when you
1 want a thing so and so, you somehow make
' yourself think it is so.' In each case the
child told a bare falsehood, and probably
' with a guilty motive. One badly managed
1 case of discipline is a bad precedent, but
what disorders grow out of continual mismanagement.
A spasmodic effort once a
month to exact strict obedience amounts to
very little good. The relation between parents
and their children cannot be harmonious
and rebellious by turns, justice and
love ruling one week, impatience and harshness
the next.
flgp* If you love others they will love you.
If you speak kindly to them they will speak
kindly to you. Love is repaid with love,
and hatred with hatred. Would you hear
a sweet and pleasant echo, speak sweetly
and pleasantly yourself.
He who can plant courage in the human
soul is the best physician.
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INBANKRUPTCY.
In the District Court of the United States for the
District of South Carolina.
NOTICE is hereby given that on the 25th day of
March, A. D., 1S09, a Warrant in Bankruptcy
was issued out of the District Court of the
United States, for the District of South Carolina,
against the estate of GEO. W. CENTER, of the
County of Greenville, and the State of S. Carolina,
who Has been adjudged a Bankrupt upon his
own Petition ; that the payment of any debts,
and the delivery of any property belonging
to said Bankrupt, to him, or for his use, and the
transfer of any property by him, are forbidden
by law; that a meeting of the creditors of the
said Bankrupt, to prove their debts, and choose
one or more Assignees of his estate, will be held
at a Court of Bankruptcy, to be holden on the
12th day of April,'A. D., 1869, at 12 o'clock, M.,
at Yorkville, S. C., before W. I. CLAWSON,
Esq., one of the Registers In Bankruptcy of said
Court.
J. P. M. EPPING, U. S. Marshal.
By T. W. Cr.AWsoN, Deputy Messenger.
March 25 12 It
IN BANKRUPTCY.
In the District Court of the United States for the
District of South Carolina.
NOTICE is hereby given that on the 25th day oi
March, A. D., *1809, a Warrant in Bankruptcy
was issued out of the District Court of the United
States, for the District of South Carolina, against
the estate of DAVID P. MANN, of the
County of York, and the State of South Carolina,
who has been adjudged a Bankrupt upon his
own petition; that the payment ot any debts,
and the delivery of any proportv belonging to
said Bankrupt, to him, or for his use, and the
transfer of any property by him, are forbidden
by law; that a meeting of the creditors of the said
Bankrupt, to prove their debts, and choose one
or more Assignees of his estate, will be held
at a Court of Banknmtcv, to be holden at Yorkville,
before W. I. CLA\VSON, Esq., one of the
Registers in Bankruptcy of said Court, on the
12th day of April, A. D., 1869, at 12 o'clock, M.
J. P. M. EPPING, U. S. Marshal,
By T W. Clawson, Deputy Messenger.
March 25 12 It
IN BANKRUPTCY.
' In the District Court of the United States, for th(
District of South Carolina.
NOTICE is hereby given that on the 25th day ol
March, A. D., 1869, a Warrant in Bank1
ruptcy was issued out of the'District Court of the
United States for the District of South Carolina,
against the estate of F. A. H A YDEN. of the County
of Spartanburg, State of S. Carolina, who has
ijeen adjudged a Bankrupt upon his own Petition;
that the payment of any debts, and the delivory
, of any property belonging to said Bankrupt, tc
him, or for his use, ana the transfer of any property
by him, are forbidden bylaw; thatamceting
i of the" creditors of the said Bankrupt, to prove
their debts, and choose one or more Assignees ol
his estate, will be held at a Court of Bankruptcy,
to be hoiden on the 12th day of April, A. D.,
1869, at 12 o'clock, M., at Yorkville, S. C., before
W. I. CLAWSON, Esq., one of the Registers in
Bankruptcy of s^ia Court.
J. P. M. EPPING, U. S. Marshal.
By T. W. Clawson, Deputy Messenger.
March 25 12 It
in bankruptcy.
In the District Court of the United fitates for the
District of South Carolina,
NOTICE is hereby given that on the 25th day ol
March, A. D., 18(59, a Warrant in Bankruptcy
was issued out of the District Court of the
Unite*! States, for the District of South Carolina,
against the estate of JOHN T. WALKER, of the
County of Spartanburg, and State of S. Carolina,
who hits been adjudged a Bankrupt upon his own
Petition ; that the payment of any debts, and the
delivery of any property belonging to said Bankrupt,
to him, or forliis use, and the transfer of any
property by him, are forbidden by law; that 'a
meeting of the Creditors of the said Bankrupt, tc
prove their debts and choose one or more Assignees
of his estate, will be held at a Court of Bankruptcy,
to be hoiden on the 12th day of April,
A. D., 1865), at 12 o'clock, M, at YorkVille, S. C.,
before W. I. CLAWSON, Esq., one of the Registers
in Bankruptcv of said Court.
J. P. M. EPPING, U. S. Marshal.
By T. W. Clawson, Deputy Messenger.
Match 25 12 It
inbankruptcy!
In the District Court of the United States for the
District of South Carolina.
NOTICE is hereby given that on the 25th day ol
March, A. D., 1869, a Warrant in Bankruptcy
was issued out of the District Court of the
United States, for the District of South Carolina,
against the estate of E. B. ROBBINS, of the
County of Chester, and State of South Carolina,
who has been adjudged a Bankrupt upon his own
Petition ; that the payment of any debts, and the
delivery of any property belonging to said Bank
rupt, to hiin, or for his use, and the transferor an}'
property by him, are forbidden by law; that a
meeting of the creditors of the said Bankrupt, to
prove their debts,and choose one or more Assignees
of his estate will be held at a Court of Bankruptcy,
to be liolden on the 12th day of April,
A. D., 1869, at 12 o'clock, M., at Yorkville, S. C.,
before W. I. CLAWSOX. Esq., one of the Registers
in Bankruptcy of said Court.
J. P. M. EPPING, U. S. Marshal.
By T. W. Clawson, Deputy Messenger.
March 25 12 It
IN BANKRUPTCY.
In the District Court of the United States for the
District of South Carolipa.
THIS is to give notice that on the 2.5th day of
March, A. D., 1869, a Warrant in Bankruptcy
was issued out of the District Court of the
United States, for the District of South Carolina,
against the estate of J. A. WREN, of tile County
of Chester, and the State of South Carolina,
who lias been adjudged a Bankrupt upon his
own Petition ; that the payment of any diibts, and
the deliyerv of any property belonging to said
Bankrupt to him or for his' use, and the transfer
of any property bv him, are forbidden by law;
thataineetingoftheCreditorsofsaid Bankrupts, to
prove their debts, and to choose one or more
Assignees of his estate, will be held at a Court of
Bankruptcy, to beholden onthe!2th dav of April,
A. D? 18(59,'at 12 o'clock, M., at Yorkville, South
Carolina, before W. I. CLAWSON, Esq., one of the
Registers of said Court.
J. P. M. EPPIXG, U. S. Marshal.
Bv T. W. Clawson, Deputy Messenger.
March 25 12 It
IN BANKRUPTCY?
In the District Court of the United States for the
District of South Carolina.
NOTICE is hereby given that on the 25th day of
March, A. D.,* 1S69, a Warrant in Bankruptcy
was issued outofthe District Court of the Unitcd
States, for the District of South Carolina, against
the estate of JOSEPH H. STROUD, of the
County of Chester, and tho State of South Carolina,
who has been adjudged a Bankrupt upon
his own Petition; that the payment of any debts,
and the delivery of any property belonging to
the said Bankrupt, to him, or for his use, and
the transfer of any property by him, are forbidden
by law ; that a meeting of tho .creditors of the
said Rank runt, to Drove their debts, and choose
one or more Assignees of his estate, will be held at
a Court of Bankruptcy, to be lioldcn on the 12th
day of April, A. D., 1869, at 12 o'clock, Mr, at Yorkville,
S. C., before W. I. Clawsox, Esq., ono of
the Registers in Bankruptcy of said Court.
J. P. M. EPPINfc, U. S. Marshal,
By T. W. Clawson, Deputy Messenger.
March 25 12 * It
HOROLOGY.
j. THE subscriber proposes, at his
.-n JCl residence, nearly opposite Rose's
VjFyl Hotel, to REPAIR CLOCKS AND
gF-' nf WATCHES of evory description,
i/fft together with all kinds of JEW 1
" ELRY, and some kinds of Mathematical
and Musical Instruments, Sewing Machines,
Ac., with neatness and dispatch, at REASONABLE
PRICES. He has determined to make
it the interest of tho public to afford him a share
of their patronage bv his deserving of it.
Old GOLD AND SILVER WARE will bo purchased
by weight, and at their standard valuation.
E. A. CRENSHAW.
January 21 J tf
FERTIL
RHODES' SUPi
The Old and Longest Esta
OROHILLA GUANO^
RHODES' MANURE, in its preparation, is ma
Cotton, Wheat, Tobacco, Potatoes and other r
The Manufacturing Department is conducted by
and Manufacturers in the United States.
It is endorsed, approved, and recommended by
turists in the Soutnern States. "It can be relied o
tivo of large crops, and unexcelled by any in the
zing Principles."
Price $57.50 cash or $65 time, with Factor's accept)
ORCHILLA GUANO, "AA."?Afi . B'rdGua
$35 cash, or $40 time
PERUVIAN GUANO, warranted pure, and alw
B
January 14
IN BANKRUPTCY.
In the District Court of the United States for the
District of South Carolina.
NOTICE is hereby given that on the 25th day of
March, A. D., I860, a Warrant in. Bankruptcy
was issued out of the District Court of the
United States, for the District of South Carolina,
against the estate of ANDREW C. COBB, of tpe
County of Abbeville, and the State of South Carolina,
who has been adjudged a Bankrupt upon
AtifM D/it { Jam tlcnf An r\n itw ow n f nmr dolito
mo uwu x cbiviuu | buav i/uu pajruiciib \ji onjr uvuw,
and tho delivery of any property belonging to said
1 Bankrupt, to him, or for his use, and the transfer
of any property by him, are forbidden by law; that
a meeting of the creditors of the said Bankrupt, to
prove their debts, and choose one or more Assignees
of his estate, will be held at a Court of Bankruptcy,
to be holden on the 12th day of April,
A. D., 1869, at 12 o'clock, M., at Yorkville, S. C.,
before W. I. CLAWSON, Esq., one of tho Registers
in Bankruptcy of said Court.
J. P. M. EPPING, U. S. Marshal
By T. W. Clawson, Deputy Messenger.
March 25 12 it
IN BANKRUPTCY.
In the District Court of the United States for the
District of South Carolina.
NOTICE is hereby given that on the 25th day of
March, A. D., 1869, a Warrant in Bankruptcy
was issued out of the DistrictCourt of the United
States, for the District of South Carolina, against
the estate of JAS. COWAN, of the County
of Abbeville, and the State of South Carolina,
who has been adjudged a Bankrupt npon his own
petition; that tho payment of any debts, and delivery
of any property belonging to the said
Bankrupt, to him, or for his use, and the transfer
of any property by him, are forbidden by
law; that" a meeting of the creditors of the said
, Bankrupt, to prove their debts, and choose one
or more Assignees of his estate, will be held at a
Court of Bankruptcy, to bo holden on the 12th
r dav of April, A. D., 1869, at 12 o'clock, M., at
Yorkville, S. C., beforeW. L CLAWSON, Esq.,
one of tho Registers of said Court.
J. P. M. EPPING, U. S. Marshal,
i By T. W. Clawson, Deputy Messenger.
March 25 12 It
! IN BANKRUPTCY.
> In the District Court of the United States for the
District of South Carolina.
NOTICE is hereby given that on the 25th day of
March, A. D., 1869, a Warrant in Bankruptj
cy was issued out of the District Court of the United
States, for the District of South Carolina, a|
gainst the estate of JONAS T. FUNDERBURK,
' of the County of Lancaster, and State ofS. Carolina,
who has been adjudged a Bankrupt upon his own
Petition; that the payment of any debts, and the
delivery of anyproperty belonging to said Bank
rupiy uniii^i, ui iui ma unujuiiu tiicbiauoiw u* ?**?j |
. property by him, are forbidden by law; that a meet
nig of the creditors oftho said Bankrupt to prove
their debts, and choose one or more Assignees of
his estate, will be held at a Court of Bankruptcy,
to beholden at Yorkville, before W. I. Clawson.
r Esq., one of the Registers in Bankwptcy of said
. Court, on the 12th day of April, A. D., 1869, at
i 12 o'clock, M.
J. P. M. EPPING, U. S. Marshal.
By t. w. Clawson, Deputy Messenger,
i March 25.- 12 * It
: IN BANKRUPTCY.
In the District Court of the United States for the
District of South Carolina.
NOTICE is hereby given that on the 25th day of
March, A. D., 1869. a Warrant in Bank1
ruptcy was issued out of the District Court of the
1 United States for the District of South Carolina,
? against the estate of W. B. ALEXANDER, of
1 the County ofUnion, and the State of South Car1
olina, who has been adjudged a Bankrupt upon
his own Petition; that the payment of any
debts and the delivery of any property belonging
to the said Bankrupt, to him, or for his use, ana
the transfer of any property ny him, are forbidden
by law; that a meeting of the Creditors of the
said Bankrupt, to prove their debts and choose
> one or more Assignees of his estate, will be held
at a Court of Bankruptcy, to be holden on the 12th
r day of April, A. D., 1869, at 12 o'clock, M., at
, Yorkville, S. C., before W. I. CLAWSON, Esq.,
, one of the Registers in Bankruptcy of said Court.
J. P. M. EPPING, U. S. Marshal.
: By T. W. Clawson, Deputy Messenger.
March 25 * 12 It
I " iF^ANKRlilPTCY^
In the District Court of the United States for the
District of South Carolina.
NOTICE is hereby given that on the 25th day of
March. A. D., 1869, a Warrant in Bankruptcy
was issued out of the District Court of the
United States, for the District of South Carolina,
against the estate of TIMOTHY HARDIN, of the
County of Fairlield, and State of South Carolina,
who has been adjudged a Bankrupt upon his
own Petition; that the payment of any dents, and
the delivery of any property belonging to thesaid
Bankrupt, to him, or for his use, and the transfer
of any property by him, are forbidden by law;
that a meeting of the creditors of the said Bankrupt,
to prove their debts, and choose one or more
i Assignees of his estate, will be held nt a Court of
Bankruptcy, to bo holden on the 12th dav of
c April, A. I)., 1869, at 12 o'clock, M., at Yorkville,
S. C., before W. I. CLAWSON, Esq., one of
the Registers in Bankruptcy of said Court.
J. P. M. EPPING, U. S. Marshal.
By T. W. Clawson, Deputy Messenger.
March 25 12 It
MUM'S HEMTIC BITTERS.
THEY CUBE DYSPEPSIA,
AXD ALL DISEASES 0? TBI
STOMACH AND LIVER.
THZT All SICOJOfinBED BT TBI
MED IOAL PAOUliTY.
HEGEMAN & CO.,
AGENTS, NEW YORK.
Mannfactnred by C. F. PANKNIN,
CHEMIST AND APOTHZCABT,
OHARIjESTO N", S.C.
Kg-For Sale by DntygUts Everywhere."Set
February 11 (J ly
DRl^GOODS AND GROCERIES.
a VT\rn Krvurrltf nut tho antirn intarpnt. nf f!nL
H W. B. Wilson, in tlio late lirm of AVERY
<fc WILSON, I .shall continue the business at the
old stand in the "Lindsay Block" on my own account,
and hope to receive a continuation of the
patronage so liberally extended to the old firm.
With even* facility for buying Goods at the LOWEST
CASH RATES, lath confident of my ability
to sell as low as any other house in this or the
neighboring towns.
1 propose to sell exclusively for cash?only one
price asked, and all articles guaranteed to turn out
as represented.
Messrs. D. C. WILLIAMS and W. H. COLCOOK
are with me, and would be pleased to see
their friends and acquaintances.
J. W. AVERY.
January 7 1 tf
Other business requiring my undivided
attention, I have disposed of my interest in the
Copartnership of AVERY <fe WILSON, to my
partner, Maj. Avery. Cordially commending
him to the confidence of the public, I respectfully
solicit for him a continuance of the patronage extended
to the late firm.
W. B. WILSON.
January 7 1 tf
ROSADALIS
PURIFIES THE BLOOD.
For Sale by Drnggists Everywhere.
CHEWING TOBACCO.
AT Fifty and Sixty cents per pound. Apply to
JOHN MAY, Agent. ,
JZERS !
R PHOSPHATE,
blisheil Standard Manure.
^PERUVIAN GUANO.
de equally adapted for forcing large crops of Corn,
oot crops. . .
Frederick Klett, one of the most skillful Chemist!
all of the most prominent Chemists and Agriculn
as uniform in quality," always reliable, producmarket,
in the high per centage of "True Fertili*
mce, and 7 per cent, interest until 1st December, '69.
ino, rich in Phosphates and Alkaline Salts. Price
ays on hand. Furnished at market prices for oash,
. S. R1IETT & SON, Agents, Charleston, S. C.
2 3m .
oub piw
UIA f
FAMILY SEWING MACHINE.
rpHE superior merits of the "Singed' Machines
JL over all others, for Family use or Manufacturing
purposes, are so well established and so generally
admitted, that an enumeration of their relative
excellencies is no longer considered necessary.
Our new Family Machine, which has been
brought to perfection regardless of time, labor ox
expense, is now confidently presented to the public
as incomparably the best Sewing Machine in
existence.
rable and beautiful. It is quiet) light running,
and capable of performing a range and variety ol
work never before attempted upon a single Machine?using
either SILK, TW18T, LINEN. OB
COTTON. THREAD, and sewing with equal facility
the very finest and coarsest materials, and
anything between the two extremes, in the mos!
beautiful and substantial manner. Its attachments
for hemming, braiding, cording, tucking,
quilting, felling, trimming, binding, Ac., are novel
and practical, and have been invented and adjusted
especially for this machine.
New designs of the unique, usefrl. and popnlai
folding tops and cabinet cases, peculiar to the machines
manufactured by this Company, have beer
prepared for enclosing the new Machine.
A faint idea, however, can at best be conveyed
through the medium of a (necessarily) limited advertisement
; and we therefore urge every persor
in quest of a Sewing Machine by all means to examine
and test, if they can possibly do so, all th<
leading rival machines before making a purchase
A selection can then be made understanding^
Branches or agencies for supplying the "Singer'
Machines will be found in nearly every city anc
town throughout the civilized world, where ma
chines will be cheerfully exhibited, and any infor
mation promptly furnished. Or communication!
may be addressed to
SINGER MANUFACTURING COMPANY,
485 Broadway, New York.
pg* M. JONES, in the "Adickes Building" it
the agent for York County.
January 28 4 * tf
ALLISON & BRATTON~
IN addition to the articles usually kept in a well
selected Stock of DRUGS, MEDICINES,
CHEMICALS, Ac., have now on hand the following
New Preparations,
to which the attention of the public generally,
and .Physicians specially, is called, viz:
FOUGERA'S COMPOUND IODINIZED CODLIVER
OIL. This beautiful
FRENCH PREPARATION
Possesses not only the nourishing properties* ol
COD-LIVER OIL, but also the Tonic, Stimulant
and Alterant virtues of Iodine, Bromine ancFPhosEhorus,
which renders it stronger than pure Coddver
Oil?saving, therefore, time, money, suffering
and life.
FOUGERA'S IODO-FERRO-PHOSPHATEE
ELIXIR OF HORSE RADISH.
This Elixir acting as a Diuretic, Tonic, Stimulant,
Emmenagogue and a powerful Regenerator of the
Blood, is a most invaluable remedy for all Constitutional
disorders due to the impurity and poverty
of the blood.
THE MOST PERFECT IRON TONIC.
Hubbell's Ferrated Elixir of Bark, or Elixir ol
CALISAYA BARK, IRON AND BISMUTH.?
The Ferrated Elixir of Bark, is a pleasant Cordial,
and contains eijjht grains of Pyrophosphate ol
Iron, in each fluid ounce, and in all cases where a
mild and efficacious IRON TONIC is desired,
will be found a most
VALUABLE PREPARATION.
HUBBELL'S ELIXIR OF VALERINATE
OF AMMONIA.?Anodyne, calmative and tonic.
Used in Hvsteria, Spasms, Nervousness and
Debility. Full Directions accompany each Bottle
of the above Preparations.
WILSON'S PREPARATION OF HYPOPHOSPHITE
AND BLOODGETTI.?For the
CURE OF CONSUMPTION,
Asthma. Bronchitis, &c. Revised Directions for
+ nn.I TTo/X
uiruiinuiuu ouu \J ov.
A Substitute for Mother's Milk?COMSTOCK'S
RATIONAL FOOD, for Invalids, Infants and
Dyspeptics.
llubbell's ELIXIR OF YELLOW PERUVIAN
BARK (Cincona Calisaya). A cordial, tonic and
febrifuge, as approved by tho Profession.
May 28 22 tf
WANDO FERTILIZER.
THE Wando Mining and Manufacturing Cpmpany
offers to tho Planters and Farmers of
the South their FERTILIZER, known as the
"WANDO FERTILIZER,"
Which the experience of the past season has proved
to be one of the most valuable in our market.
It has for its baso the materials from the Phosphate
Beds of the Company, on Ashley River, and is
prepared at their works at tho
EAST END OF HASEL STREET,
in this city. In order to guarantee its uniformity
and maintain its high standard, the Company has
made arrangements with the distinguished Chemist,
Dr. C. U. SIIEPARD, Jr., who carefully analyzes
all the ammoniacal and other material purchased
by the Company, and
THE PREPARED FERTILIZER,
before being offered for sale. The Company is
resolved to make an article which will prove tobe
a COMPLETE MANURE, and give entire satisfaction.
For terms, circulars and other information, applv
to WM. C. DUKES A CO., Agents,
No. 1 South Atlantic Wharf, Charleston, S. C.
January 14 2 3m
WM. C. DUKES & CO.,
Cotton Factors
AND
GENERAL COMMISSION MERCHANTS,
SOUTH ATLANTIC WHARF,
CHARLESTON, S. C.
Consignments of Cotton, Rice, <tc., respectfully
solicited, and liberal advances made thereon.
January 14 2 3m
IN THE COURT OF COMMON PLEAsT
York District.
R. R. Gordon, vu. Sutton Gold Ml/ilngCo., Foreign Attachment,
tt. W. Robert*," The same, " "
?r %ar u?.?rpuAAHMA (( <:
v?. r?. nmijiujc, I?. Jiicwiuc, -Joseph
Miller, " The same, " "
C. L. Clawson, " The ?ame, " "
Win. M. Sutton, " The Mrae, -? "
B. Fuller, " The rame, " "
James P. Gordon, " The same, " "
WHEREAS the Plaintiffs did, on the 5th day
November, 1867, file their declarations agninst
the Defendants, who, as it is said, areabsent
from, and without the limits of this State, and has
neither wife nor attorney known within the same
upon whom a copy of said declarations might be
served. It is, therefore, ordered, that the said Defendants
do appear and plead to the said declarations
within a year and .a day from the publication,
which will be on the 10th day of April, 1869,
otherwise final and absolute judgment will be
given and awarded against them.
J. F. WALLACE, c. c. c. PL8.
April 9 15 lyq
SMOKE! PUFF!!
FRAGRANT Havana and Domestic Segars of
the following brands and prices: Y. Zepida
Conches, $10 per box. Y. Zepida Londres $9 per
box. J. P. Millar, $8 per box. Regalia La Carolina,
$7 per box. Londres Cabinet, $6. Star of
the West, $5 per box. Conchas La Vienna, $4 50.
La Magnolia, $3 50. La Ritica, $2 50. Apply to
JOHN MAY, Agent.
December 24 52 tf
PHILADELPHIA UNIVE&SITY
OP
MEDICINE AND SURGERY. '
Medical Department Organised 1848. Chartered
by a Special Act of the Legislature,
February 26th, 1853.
?:o:? .
OFFICERS. *
' President.?J. S. Fisher, 501 Commerce St.
Vice-President.?Rev. W. J. P. Ingraham, 607
. Franklin St.
Treasurer.?W. Paine, M. D., University Building.
Corresponding Secretary.?E. Metager, Esq., A
i 1801 Wallace St. *
Secretary.?W. Paine, M. D.t University Build
ing.
Solicitor.?John 0'Byrne, Esq., 514 Walnut St.
FOUR SESSIONS OF LECTURES ANNUALLY
riNHL first Session, commencing October 1st,
X and continuing nntil December 27th, embraces
Anatomy, Physiology, Materia Medica, Practice,
Obstetrics, Practical and Demonstrative Anatomy,
Military and Plastic 8urgery, Pathology,
Diseases of Women and Children, Diseases of the
Eve aiid Ear, Clinical Medloine and Surgery,
Medical Technology, Medical Jurisprudence,
Writing, Drawing, Book keepihg and Chemistry.
The second Session commences on the first Tuesday
in January, and oontinues until the first of
March, embracing the same branches as the first
Session. i
The third Session commences the first Wednes- j
day in March, and continues until the first of '
Tne fourth Session commences the first of September,
and continues until the first of October;
there being a vacation during the months of July
and August.
The third and fourth Sessions, constituting the
Spring and Fall Sessions, embrace the following
studiessnrgicai, microscopic, rainoiogicai,
Descriptive ana Demonstrative Anatomy; Plastic,
Military, and Operative Surgery; Analytic
and Organic Chemistry; Pharmacy: Materia
Medica, including Practical Botany; Obstetrics,
and. Diseases of Women and Children: Comparative
and Human Physiology; Auscultation and M
Percussion; Practical Instructions in the Use of ^
the Microscope, Laryngoscope, Stethosoope, Opthalmosoope,
Auroecope ana Rhynoscope; also,
Practical instructions in the use of the Speculum,
Catheter, Bongies, etc., Principles and Practice of
Medicine and Pathology; Clinical Medicine and
Surgery; General and Special Technology; BookKeeping;
Writing: Drawing; and Clinical Instructions
in the use of Atomizers, Nebulizers,
Hypodermic Injections. Inhalation, etc.. etc.
REGULATIONS OP THE MEDICAL DEPARTMENT.
Fees for one full course of Lectures, $140, or for
one Session $70. Matriculating Ticket, $5. Demonstrator's
Ticket, $10.
Qualifications.?The requisites for Graduation
are two-toll courses of Lectures, and three
.years study.
Scholarships.?For the purpose of aiding worthy
young men to obtain an honorable profession,
the Trustees issued Scholarships, which entitle
the holder to perpetual privilege^ of the School for
$75 for first course Students, and "$30 to pecond
coarse Students. The advantages of Scholarships
are:
1st. The student holding a Scholarship can enter
the College at any time during the Lectures, attend
as long as he chooses, and re-enter the Insti- >
tution as frequently as desired.
2d. It requires no previous reading or study to
enter the University on Scholarship; hence all
private tuition fees are saved.
3d., Students, by holdingScholarehips, can pros- i
ecute other business a part of the time. m
4th. The candidate for graduation can present
i himself at the close of either the second or fourth 1
session'of lectures, and will receive his degree as 1
soon as qualified. \
5th. In case a Student should hold a Scholar- %
ship, and not be able to attend Lectures, it can be
^ transferred to another, thus preventing any loss.
! MUSEUM.
' The Museum is one of the largest in the city,
embracing a fine collection of Anatomical, Phvsiological,
Pathological, and Zoological preparations
which are highly advantageous to the Student of
1 Medicine.
BOARDING.
Students can Board from $4 to $6 per week ; or
can rent furnished rooms and hoard themselves
I from $2 to $3 per week.
CLINICAL INSTRUCTIONS.
Clinical Instructions in the University twice a
week, also in the Philadelphia Hospital.'Pennsvl
I vania Hospital, Wills Hospital for th6 Eye, Philadelphia
Lying-in Hospital, German Hospital, and
St Francis Hospital.
I PRACTICAL ANATOMY AND 8URGERY.
Each of these rooms, with ample means of Illustration,
is open ten months in the year, and
nnder the supervision of the special Professors,
rendering the Department perfect.'
:o:
TEXT BOOKS AND WORKS OP REFERENCE.
r J
Practice of MedicinePaine's Practice of Mediclne;
Pereira's Therapeutics; Walshe on the
Diseases of the Heart and Lungs, including Physical
Diognosis ; "Aitkin's Practice and Science of
Medicine.
Anatomy /?Morton's Elementary Treatise on
Human Anatomy; Wilson's Anatomy, with Kolliker's
Microscopical Anatomy; orSharpey and
Quain's Anatomy; Gray's Anatomy.
Materia MedicaPaine's Synopsis, Therapeutics.
and Dispensatory; Abridgement of Pereira's
Materia Medica.
ChemistryFowne's Chemistry ; Johnston's
Chemistry; Turner's Chemistry; EegnaulfB
Chemistry; Dehman's Physiological Chemistry; (
Taylor's Toxicology.
SurgerySyms Principles and Practice of Surgery
; Paget's Surgical Pathology ; Macleod's
Surgical Diagnosis.
Institutes of MedicineKirkes' Manual; Virchow's
Cellular Pathology ; Paine's Institutes of
Medicine.
ObstetricsLongshore's Obstetrics ; West on
Diseases of Women ; West on Diseases of,Children.
FACULTY OF MEDICINE.
There are sixteen Professors connected with the
Medical Department, all men of ability and ex- .
perience; thus rendering the Philadelphia Univer- J
sity not only the cheapest, but one or the best and 1
most thorough Medical Institutions for obtaining
a complete knowledge of the entire practice of ,
Medicine and Surgery. a
SCHOLARSHIPS. ' *
Those wishing Scholarships should order them
at once, as there are only a few remaining. Money
can be sent by Express, in Post Office Orders,
or Checks, directed to W. PAINE "if. D., Dean
of the Faculty of the Philadelphia University of
Medicine and Surgery, Ninth and Locust Streets,
Philadelphia, Pa.
: o: ,
PAINE'S PRACTICE OF MEDICINE. i
A Magnificent Royal Octavo of 1000 pages.?
Price, 17, Postage, sixty cents.
NEW SCHOOL REMEDIES. Price, $5. Both
Books sent upon receipt of $10, postage free.
University Journal, published every two weeks <
at $1 per annum.
Address, W. PAINE, M. D., '
Dean of Faculty, j
Philadelphia University, 9th <k Locust i
June 11 24 tf
MIENS, L9VEHS, PA1E1TS, fUEl! j
"HEAR ME FOR MY CAUSE! j
?TAVING entered into Copartnership for anoth- A
11 er year, with the great "King or Day," old 1
"Sol," lam more fully prepared than ever, to exe- %
cute BEAUTIFUL LIKENESSES in every style
of the Photographic Art, and at prices suited to |
fcho times. A fine light, a complete equipment,
and an experience of many years, enable me to . \
surmount difficulties in the way of less favored
artists. My skill has often turned ugliness into 41^1
beauty; hence the least favored need not be discouraged.
Call and examine those new and beau- "
tiful additions to the art?Porcelain pictures. j
My rooms are still in "Adlckes' building," third . 1
story. d
J. R. SCHORB. i
Albums and Stereoscopes always on hand. The 1
latter instrument, with a collection of pictures for j
the same, will enable you to visit every part of the ;
globe without leaving your home, wonderful!
Januarv 28 4 tf
BURKE'S WEEKLY
FOB BOYS AHD OIBI8, *
FOR 1869, will be the best volume yet issued.
It will contain a capital story of "Boy-Life
Among the Indians," by Rev. P. R. Goulding,
author of "Young Marooners"Moimtain Hall, j
a Tale of the Ola Dominion," by Philip Barrett, 1
author of "The Miner-Boy*bf Mansfeldt;" "Lil- j
lian Lisly, or Life at the Old Farm House," by ]
Mrs. S. E. Peck; "Trades and Professions of An- I
imals," by a Lady of South Carolina; "Biogra- J
phies of Ancient Persons, for Young People," by
Rev. T. B. Russell, A. M.; "Poor Henry," from
the German of F. Hoffman, translated by a lady V
of Virginia; and many other attractive stories
and poems, elegantly illustrated. Terms, $2 a
year. Liberal discount to clubs. Specimen co- 1
pies and premium list sent free on application to
the publishers. J. W. BURKE <k CO.,
Macon, Georgia.
January 7 1 tf