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Knto and Nellie _ at es moustaches, bo much hair every man look like a bear, illio, who no thoughts could fetter, Blurts out, the moro liko bears tho better; Became her pretty shoulders shrugging, Bears are such glorious chaps for hugging. Puglilists arc not intoxicants, but they ore strong "liekers." In America, worth makes tho man, In Franco Worth makes tho woman. Con that pedigree of a sky-terrier be traced up to the dog star ? Who is the oldest lunatic oi record ? Time out of mind. Must a doctor have a license to ampu tate a game log? Last words of Jack?'I'll be hanged if I go up on that platform.' Grace Greenwood has a houso at Mnnitou; but thcrt isn't a man or tivo in it. A Koutuckian has married his step mother, which is said to be a step far ther than tho law allows. Why is n sawyer like a lawyer? Be cause whichever way he works, down comcB the dust. The King cf Ashnutco has three hun dred and thirty three wives. And yet he is not happy. On a tombstone at Stonday, Prussia, is inscribed the epitaph: 'She died of a corset.' An old maid, speaking of marriage says it is liko any other disease, while there's life there's hope. It has rained so hard at Milwaukee, Wis.' for four months that all the chil dren there arc web footed. A keen observer says that there is as much difference between self-conceit and self-respect, as there is between selfish men and men who sell fish. "Ma, if you give mc nn apple, I will be pood.' 'No my child, you must not be good for pay?you ought to be good for nothing.' A widow lady in Shelby county, 111-, lately refused an offer of $75 for three calves. But the man was bound to have tho calves, and he married her. A Michigan manufacturer ha3 cigh tccn thousand broom handles ready for shipment. This ought to set husbands to thinking about coming homo early. "Why is a doctor belter taken care of than his patients? Because when ho goes to bed somebody is sure to rap him up. A man's death was recently caused in Illinois by the spider. It was one of the iron species?in the hands of his wife. Siam is an ungallant country. There tho first wifo may be divorced, and after that every wife may bo sold for cash, or traded for a yellow dog. A York State girl, on hearing of the death of her lover a month ago, fainted away and was unconscious for a week She recovered sufficiently to be married last Monday. A young man at Evansvillo coughed Up a twenty-five- cent currency noto the other dny, and he has gone right back to the boarding-houso whose hash he formerly complained or* The churches were well filled Suuday. The shape is an improvement, but the trimniirig i? not wholly satisfactory They sit a little-further back on tho head than the summer styles, wc think . Punch tells of a light hearted sca .rnpjnin who, when he had the misfor tune to run his vessel on the Isle of Wright, poking his first officer in the ribp, cheerily observed: 'Wc have struck ilo.' An cxhortcr recommended the Chris tain religion to the ungodly because ho had'been a church member fifteen years and it hadn't cost him but $118,3*4 cents.' When a Philadelphia husband comes home late lii.s wife makes him say 'Clax ton, Rcmson, and Hafieifingor,' the namo of a well-known book publishing firm of that city. A Texan town was recently visited by a clergyman for the first time in its history, and the hospilublo inhabitants proposed getting up a horse race for his entertainment, A sharp Toledo girl said to a gentle man to whom she had just been intro duced, that he would be very presenta ble if the lord hadn't turned up so much of his leg to make feet o!". A woman with nothing to wear and wearing it lavishly is roaming rb'out the woods in Union parish, Louisiana, nud tho. people of tho locality arc discussing whether she is crazy or merely going to a cont incntal party. An imaginative Irishman gavo* uttcr nncotothis lamentation: *I returned to tho home of my fathers by night, and I found them in ruins! I cried aloud. 'My fathers, where are they !' and echo responded, 'Is that you, Pat rick McG lathery:' Traveling along tho son coast, of Florida, a gentleman, noting tho barren ncES'oi'thc country, n.skod a native, ?What do you live on hero V 'Live on V replied tho man?'why, we livo on fish and strangers.' A sea captain, invited to meet tho committee of a society for tho ovango- | lization of Africa, v/hen asked. '?Do \ tho subjoetH of tho King of Dahomey keep Suuday ?' replied, '?os, and every thing else they ?an lay their hands DK. T. BERWICK LEGAUE, DENTIST. Graduate Baltimore College of | Dental Surgery. OFFICE OVEll STORE J. A. HAMILTON, july 4 1871 tf BENTAL NOTICE. The UNDERSIGNED hikes pleasure- in announcing to his many friends awl patrons that ho has PERMANENTLY LOCATED at ORANGEBURG C. II. Where he will devote his ENTIRE TIME from ovcrv Monday until Friday noon, to lue PRACTICE OP DENISTRY in all its Departments. Perfect SATISFACTION "guaranteed in all Operations entrustod to his care. Charges MODERATE. He will he found at Dr. Fersncr's Old Stand. Very respectfully. I A. M. SNIDER, D. S. may 9 ly IDEjNTTISTRY. B. F. MUCKEXFUSS, Dentist, Of CHARLESTON, can bo found at his OFFICE above Cnptain BRIGG MANN'S STORE, on Rus sell Street. References?Das. J. P. Patuiok, B. A. MuoKKSFUSfl, A. 1'. I'Ki.zr.u, M. D., and Messrs. Pklzkr, Rodoeus & Co. juncG 1ST 1 tr A NEW L UV FIRM. HUMBERT & FORDHAM, ATTORNEYS AND COUNSELLORS A T Ji A W . OFFICE COURT HOUSE, ORANGEJiURG, S C mar 1 I *' F. G. GREGORY IIASOPANE1) n SHOP at Rigg's Old Brick Store for the purpose of Repairing Watches and Clocks. His, work is guaranteed to give satisfaction or no pay required. He will be glad to servo his old customers and tiie public'generally. Prices moderate, may 2 3m 1874 JPOTl SALE A GOOD PLANTATION in Middle Town ship, 400 acres. Finely SETTLED. House and Outbuildings all new. All under Good Fence. Plenty of Fruit Trees. Price $2000? half cash. A BARGAIN. Also 180 acres in same township. Saw Mill Hou3C, Uin and Grist-Mill. Never Failing Stream. Good for 300 bushels toll Corn and litoS bales toll Cotton per year. ?800? half cash. Also 000 acres in Charleston County, $;'> per aero. Also :)00 acres in this county. Pine land, well watered, ?2 per acre. Apply to A. B. KNOW LT ON, Land Agent, Orangeburg 0. IL, S. C. mar 14 tf AUGUSTUS B. XN0WLT0N ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW, ORAXGEBCRG, S. C. july 8 tf Brick! Brick!! Brick!!! TAYLOR & JOHNSON, COLUMBIA, S. C. Are prepared to furnish FIRST CLASS BRICK in any quantity at the LOWEST MARKET RATES. Orders solicited. Josem Taylor. Henkt n. Johnson may 23 tf .A. CARD. Dr. J. CK Wannamaker & Co., Respectfully call the public's attention to their FIRST CLASS DRUG STORE, Oil Russell Street, next door to McMastcr's Ri ick Building, where can be found a well selected stock of MEDICINES, PAINTS, OILS, SOAPS and Fane/ Toilet Articles. A kind and generous patronage is earn estly solicited. Dr. .1. G. W ANN AM A K ER & CO. J. FELDER MEYERS, TRIAL JUSTICE. OFFICE COURT HOUSE SQUARE, Will give prompt attention to all business entrusted to him. mnr 2!)?tf GOOD GARDENS to be Iia<l by buying your Garden Needs and Onion .Sets from E. EZEKIEL, who gels all his Seeds from the Celebrated firm of B. Lau dreth ?V Son. ST. B.?Members of Granges will be supplied at Grange prices. jan 10 ? 4t NOTICE. DR. 0LIVER0S, THE DRUGGIST, lias a FRESH SUPPLY of TURNIP and CABBAGE SEEDS for Fall planting. All Seeds warranted. If you want WORK DONE iu Bouse and Carriage I*a?nt iiig go to J. A. WILLIAMS. Experience IM years. Resi dence on Market Street. jan 17 1874 13 HAS ANSE-NDLESS STOCK OF DRY GOODS, NOTIONS, BOOTS, SHOES, HATS and GROCE RIES, Which he is effcring at1 CHARLESTON COST PRICE AND NO HUMBUG! JUST IiST have received a LAUGH ASSORFMEN V of LADIES' DRESS GOODS a LAUGE and VARIED STOCK of oilier DESIRABLE ARTICLES urn cr'ous to montion. All of the above will be s ?l 1 at PRICES to suit those pre ssi n times. Call and examine. No trouble to exhibit goods. ILL ON Is now RECEIVING oho of the LARGEST and BEST SELECTED STOCKS of HARDWARE, BOOTS & SHOES, EATS. Crockery, Glass, Wood and Willow W A It E 1A o 'ST Also a NICE SELECTION of | READY MADE CLOTHING, Which, having been bought with an eve to (he HARD TIMES will be SOLD LOW DOWN for CASU. FULL VALUE for the MONEY guaranteed, and an early inspection respectfully solicited. No charge for showing goods. Respectfully yours, GEO. H. COP xi? f The Copartnership of J. W. PATRICK & I CO., have this day been dissolved by inutu- The^AUCTION and COM MISSION BUSI al consent . All indebted to the tir.n will | NESS will bo carried on by the undersigned make prompt payment to J. \V. Patrick. i ,u the Old Stand. J. W. PATRICK, LELAND llAGOOD. [J. YV. PATRICK. 1 A SPEC r A LIT V OF BACON, FLOUR, HAMS & SUGAR, TUTS SliASON. Also on hand a full STOCK of FANCY [GROCERIES. Just received a fresh lot of CHOICE CANDIES, FANCY CRACKERS, LEMON SUGAR, LEMON SYRUP, CANNED STRAWBERRIES, PEACHES, .to. J. S. ALBEKGOTTI, CORNER RUSSELL-STREET AND RAILROAD AVENUE. F. H. W. ii vi in v r.m sr )i c op SPRING GOODS Which he i? offering ftt'J*"!* *-g*brieog. FAIR WARNING TO ALL! We would have &onsnmcrs of RICE to know that our mill is about perfeition. that we CAN and do GUARANTEE to SELL CLEAN UICE Below the Charleston Market Price At our MILL. Person.? desiring it we will furnish them RICE weekly at their doors in any quantity, or tit the MILL every ?luv. We tils3 keep a full supply of FRESH ground MEAL AISTD GRIST On band, BOLTED and UNBOLTED, on the MOST REASONABLE terms. RICE FLOUR FOR STOCK With CHEAP GRADES of HORSE an 1 C.)W F > '] OAK AND RUSTTil "WOOD SAWED any LENGTH desired, and delived to any part of the Town for the SMALL SUM of ?:>.'2-"> per Cord. Send alung your Orders. We arc always ready to fill them without STRAUS & STREET. LOOK! Do you want the BEST GQSHEET BUTTER You ever SAW ? Do you want the BEST Lard, Mackerel, Salmon, Sardines. Pickled or Fresh Oysters, Super Cured Hams, Potted Ham, Crackers. Sugar, Coffee, Chewing or Smoking Tobacco, Sogars, BOOTS OIL SHOES GO TO D S ' ? At tho Sign of the GOLD BOOT. W part I ^ >?i w ? nj g co y-J ta 5 N a a? Ed h ^ Q 1 S g A GO w si GO > cs M ?S ? 1-3 O to o o Q h Q H = o c= ? n N 2 P" GO c h s; 3 d ? s Eg 5 ^ " h IP na f o M CO H W h3 00 w q ha H P 0 GO in o CO o o w H M ai O O bhrj ttSB *3 AUGUSTUS FISCHER, Agt. HAS JUST RECEIVED AT TIIE ENTERPRISE GROSERY STORE A full supply of FRESH FAMILY GROCERIES, and is offering them VERY LOW lur the Cash. ?o AT THE ENTERPRISE SALOON Will be found a full Stock of CHOICE LIQUORS of tho best brand?, and, a largo supply of the BEST HITTERS that aro mndo. SEGARS and TOBACCO of tho best grades. All in ncod of tho above goods will j bo dealt with right by calling oa AUGUSTUS FISCHER, Agi.