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Mawoui I..Baow>nKo. saS ?q?oeOG^^K^)F.vBn^v{f^^j. nljffiio? *?38 at ei?! i? ,aai/,,t,.> j| BPfflflflffls'toa ,.>?fi| sliftg?--;--r. ?tIGUSTUS.'B.KNOWLTOW ATTOUNKY AND COUNSKLLOH J?jyy ^Te? ?i T,?8stf pjlv esgAv? ? ?j TEiALt l j ildcitco, in Forls of KdiHlo, ' ...LU BUSINESS ENVltUSTKl) will b'e.| ?uwao j9v? ?''?t'i'iMttvi r?f -Honesty Tho Best Policy. ? fit i?> .Oftlne* bmo ?? yitv A STORY Of THE N OUT ii OF OER MA NY. Before the castle of Grutiingcn, upon tlie Bode, one clear summer evening, the bishop Henry of Halbcrstadt was seated with a foreign prcl ite who Kan been his guest for a month. 'J ho posset drink stood before tho in in two mighty flagons. They .had been discoursing from ten o'clock in the morniug, when they set down to dinner, about the huge wine tun which a bishop on the Rhino had just got constructed, and were agreed in the opinion that it became ?very ecfU shist leal prince, who would confer a becoming splendor on his court to possess a similar tuo.. The affair was quite settled by both of them, exccpUas to its execution; and their coVvcrsiitiiii begiiti now to be interrupted by yawns, and to Hag on in uiouo >yllables. It chanced, as good fortune w mid have it thai the shepard Conrad passed by, driving bis well washed (lock across the castle yard wherr hi.-Imp Henry 11 el to review tbotu every evening. 'I salute you, my lord bishop!' 'Good evening, Conrad; but where is Harm V Conrad whistled, nnd a beautiful large ram bouuded up Grst to the shepherd aud then to tho bishop, who carrcssed the animal and fed him with some crumbs which he had kept for him The bishop exehanged a few words with the shepherd and inquired tf his wed ding^iay^as at '"liTrrfL-. JiojJrid^n-Jig,, ped his shoulders and pasied on with his flock. Bishop Henry now extolled the beau tiful ram wh oh he Jdcclnred be would not part with for anything in the void I, and then be turned his enlogiu n on tho good Conrad, who he said, was honesty itself. The foreign bishop laughed aloud, for travel into distant eountr es. aiida l'ienucut stay at foreign courts, j had Ii I led. hi in with universal distrust of man. lie averred that it w is imp is sdble to lind a thoroughly honest serv.ui ?and le4i?t of nil at the court ol a bish jp They were all, ho said, co nbiil id t > cheat their masters, and all more or Kes ixigues. Bishop H enry eagerly di.-pu* ed his usheiji.eni nnd extolled the virtues ill the good people over whom he sway ed the emtder, and above all, his .-hep hero Courad, who, as he said, had uevcr told a lie or deceived any p.-rs in iu bis whole Jiletiiae. *NeV2r told a lie! .Never deceived his master!7 repeated the stranger-bishop in a tone of irany. 'No!' answered Bishop Henry; 'he never has; and never will'.' 'Never!' reechoed the foreign ecclesiastic, 'what will you be?" Alter several propositions, the two bishops agreed upon these conditions: first, that the stake should be an immense tun, capablo of containing oho hundred an I fifty barrels of wine?and, secondly, that. Conrad, without being made aware of the wager, should be put to the trial within tbreo days. The two dignitarios then parted for the night, right glad to have found Homothing to amuse thorn lor two or three days to come, i The foreign bishop, before he went to bed,.held, us his custom was,.a consulta tion with bis confidant, Peter, who was nominally his servent. and occasionally bis fool but in fact possessed a truer claim to the title of his privy c pin *ilo r, than maiiy dtfiei'? enjoying higher titles and places l'eter had always some tlncwd advice to give in every eufergeii cy, wIn thcr teti'poral or spiritual. He was accustomed to hear, to so?>, and Hiinctimes even to think Im his _*jnas'e. wi bout any one knowing it ii$k>th d done so .on thin occasion; but. he sc.enu\d little disposed to talk; thin evening,' fo^j the word mqtir, which hail esenp id fh'-it master's li| S during the inversatioti jnst narrated, had pari him i? i" bad 'bttni*"r, and it was i n'y bp" the promise of a dew scarlet cap, in / the event of the wa ger being won,It! at his ma.-ter got him to open his lips' Alter some" satirica 1 j rcinujpe V^i>' ^ .M?'i'11 "i!iv?s 1 'V j'V-1 e !! tun which etil? uld contain one bundled , und-fifty barrldn-^-lit ato exhaust .more than half the revenues of a ^ishoprio ? be undertook to find out how; a giuj might be set for the new phoenix of hon csty, Conrad. Peto'r coirmienced bis^operations w:th the rising sun, and before dinnor hour wW&Wo'mfhtt e'to 'his ? master- that Conrnd was?fn'love with tho lair Eliza befh, and that she would not listen to his 'prbpbsals till he should possess a little cottage of his own, both being very poor. The active Peter had al ready spoken to Elizabeth, and found her quite ready to assist in his enter priso; he therefore only required,a hand fulof glittering silver pieces from bis master to gain the bet. The bishop gave him as mueh as he wished, and sat down to dinner with good hopes of the wine tun. Meanwhile Peter has taken his way hack to the fair Elizabeth; he shows her the t-hii ing coins which almost covered her little table, and a bargain is quick ly struck between them; lVler agree ing to purchase for her a cottage, if she brought him what he wanted. The following morning Elizabeth, soon aller sunrise, went to cut grass at a place which she knew Conrad must pass with his (bji:k. As soon as the latter perceived her at a distance, he Hew, accompanied by Flann, to meet her, sat down beside her, and repeated all his former vows and protestations of love. Hut Eli aheth answend her lover very coolly remarking that she had heard all that a thousau I times over, and if he had nothing to tell her of a little cottage of his own, he already k new her answer. Conrad was about to take Irs leave much dejected, when a halt' siniliug glance from Elizabeth induced him to inquire why she was so cruel to him, and what she wished him to do for her. 'For the joke's sake, let us see whether }'ou real'.y are serious in your love for me,' s:;id Elizabeth. The favorite ram T^'ffie Vrs'rnqT'liaur uicaiT^h^^Aisod between her and Conrad, and n >\\ stood eating from her hands. 'If I desire you to give me your ram that I may sell him?' Conrad's heart sunk within him. Sadly bo replied : 'Any thing in this world but that; if the bishop did not in the evening get Harm to feed, there would be a pretty disturbance. Take the best pot sh sop in the wh >Ie flo k ? take all lb j fifty belon ibis; tu iii3.mil/ tint single ram ymi cannot h iv??.' 'Look now,' said Klizi'ieth, 'you u in ar i all alike. Away with you and your ifr v shecp : even so s null a picas ire as this my love refuses me ! Truly he would be a precious husband to me when th <? houeymoou was over! Away to your bishop; let him feed his ram, and do you leave me alone !' They disputed thus a long while ; Conrad slicd tears in his titiger, and Elizabeth at last confessed that she had ?old the ram for the house they had so often wished to possess, and added that she must deliver him dp that very day, cost what it might, as she had pledged her word and could not bear the ide i of being called a liar. She then sh sd tears, lanu nting that this unhoped for pleasure of being able to get a house in which she and Conrad might live com fort.ably with their children, should bo thus blasted. She a>kod if sheep were not every day dying ?if none were ever lost.?if none were ever stolen ? if the woIfe never devoured one, and so on At last, love conquered ; Conrad promised her to deliver her the ram before noon, aud Elizabeth promised to bocomc his wedded wife in a month. . Elizabeth walked quickly on to the town, and Conrad gazed wistfully after her; the pleasure he felt in being her accepted lover was not a little damped by the idea of the interrogations which he must umlcrg > from his Kind inastcr. in whose siTviye be bad bjcii hitherto Vi?! *t: eii'tvin ?0 virgin y) ot ntdat - so Ci'iuloitidilc, uuti who was so very ..... el*:-: i A tn f in: j-> loud m the ram. lie |ioW .-too l alone in the field "vhcre Elizabeth had been cut I ing gr???s, with ids eves fl.vcd Oil the urdund. At las; he Struck his crook into the earth, '.placed his, coat upon it, and his cap Above it, and began a dialogue (which harm occasionally interrupted* by Iiis inuveini ntsj w ith the figure thus con structud, u* It it'll he incut should repre ) lV M , , 1 sent the. bishop. flt 1 C^llTi'O tt* ?1*0 t&uJ ni *fti'.. > '(!.I evctiing, my loVl bishop !' 'Tliatik "you, Conrad, where is 11arm i*' Harm, my bud bishop ! why he is lost; indeed be has wanderen somewhere. At this moment, while Conrad Was ill is speaking, Harm pressed through be tweeu bis 1cv_h to examine the figure to which he saw bis master making so mijuy prb'fouujji? reverences. ' 'Conrad, Conrad !' oontinucd tlid shepherd, in his fanciful intcrlocuturship, 'Harm kuows his home ; Harm could not lose biuiBolf! That will not do.' Another conversation, in which Con rad tried to represent tho ram as stolon, Harm interrupted by a violent blow with which he meant to answer tho bows ?fi?M ?Mim?m ???> ?? ?wim ? rtr ? ? ? f t>iC?V ;t>v? ?fcf< ' he saw his roaster making. 41c is not so ensily caught * exclaimed Conrad ;That will not do cither.' Thus he talked1 i*Uh himself for about half an hour; bit. his imaginary dia lngucs always terminated with a shake of the head and tlcse words : 'Conrnd, that will not do V yAui yet,' added he. 'I must before noon give up the ram ; for I have promisodjit, and if Kliz ihoth does not deliver \lt iib she has already sold it, Bhe would be called a liar, and could not become my wife.' At last ho jumped "up joyfully a nil cxeluuiicd : 'Honesty is tho best policy! That will do!' He put on his cap a nd bis coat and drove forward his flo "k, and before noon he bad delivered, with a deep sigh, his darling Harm to Elizi belli, who without reflecting any more about the matter, exchanged him lor the price of the cottage. That evening was fixed for Conrad's trial. Both the bishops waited at their posset-cup in the castle yard for the appearance of the shepherd who was to decide their wager. The hearts of both beat strongly, and they spoke but little, fui each had a strong d?.sirc that the honor of constructing the tun might all to the lot of the other. Hut Pete, the privy councilor, kept himself quite cheerful, and secretly rejoiced before band in the success of his well-laid plan, and the certainty of his victory ; for he had already had the bishop's favorite ram in his stable, and how could Conrad venture to tell the truth, when his doing so must draw upon him the wrath of his master aud" "tfepriveVfilut,4!bjhV bread forever! So reasoned the privy councilor; meanwhile Conrad appeared driving his flock across tho castle-yard. Peter smiled triumphantly,' for already ho fancied the could trace fear and anxiety at work in Conrad's countenance. That evening no r;;idxuino bounding up to bishop Henry, to receive his accustomed portion. 'Where is Harm V inquired the bishop, with a scrutinizing J look. 'I have sold hi til/ cried Conrad; j "now it is out ! Honesty ;s the heFt policy ; that is my motto, my lord bish p, as you know; and it shall always, suit please He-ivcit, rem tin my motto.' Peter's face lengthened ; but bi-hop Henry exclaimed, with an angry countenance an 1 a threatening vo'cj : 'Why did -you sell him without telling me ? I would have given you his price ten tin es told. Ho you not know?' 'Hear me, my lord bishop,' said Con rail. 'Elizabeth tetnptod me, as Eve tempted Adam ; and Elizabeth was tempted by a rogue, as Eve was by a foul fiend. If ho gives me back my rain, 1 will not reveal his name.' Peter turned angrily away, for gone were all his glitteriug pieces, and the scarlet cap besides ? and now the ram himself was gone also ! 'Elizabeth,' continued Conrad, 'had sidd Harm before telling mo, otherwise he would never have been sold by tne ; but, as matters s.ood, I was obliged to j-ive him to her, however sorry I was for it?else she would have been called a liar, and she is now my betrothed. That is the naked truth, my lord bishop; do now with me what you please ; what is done is done, only do not punish Eliza belli?a poor weak woman easily seduced by any tempter' Bishop Hcory would have begifn to scold, but the other bishop, easting an angry glance on Peter, who now with drew himself, exclaimed : '1 have lost j the wager; that was the trial.' So Hi-hop Henry's wrath was nssung Led by the phitVure of having woo tbo j wager j but the honesty of Conrad afford j ed his master im re gratification than j even the wine-tno, for it taught htm also tho power of love', find what love can do With inch. 'Veil!' exclaimed both the bishops, ?honesty is the best policy !' And hi.-hop Henry added : -As a rowaril of your honesty I will be ai the expense of your redding, and hill" tho llock shall be yours.' 'Ami,' added tho b roigu prelate, 'your darling Hnrni shall be restored to you again, and the cott ige you Miall also retuiu as a christening gift from me to your fir^t child.' Thus the bishop who Iori tho wager w.ib led to get the largo wine tun con structcd, Which formerly attracted so many travelers to G runingen , and which now lies upon the Spiogelsborg near llulberstadt. ? i ?iu..-?. aeaw ? The sharpest torments nre said to be those caused by trouble which never comes, ?Wttfvyo .vnt'jin? h*.\i tt.0 e<i ?*k;<m tt?i The Trials of Jouninlisni. [From the Comuitutionulist.] A few days ago a friend sent us'u j copy of a Rhode Island paper, and bade j us observe the kind of journals there; was published iu New England town no layer than Augusta Wo glanced at tho paper with a feeling akin to niorti Gcation, intensified by the apparent ! slight involved iu the comparison! But1 matters were not so bad with us after all when a just comparison was instituted. The Rhode Island paper was a weekly Our paper is a daily, and its Sunday and weekly editions, so lar as tho liter ary contents are concerned,can afford t < stand the test of successful contract Hut the Rhode L-land paper certainly had the advantage in advertisements. It never seemed to occur to our fricn I that there is a marvelous''.ilFercueo.in the publication ol a daily p iper an I a weekly, lie di?l nottuka tutu acunitl th it the Ltho lc 1st m i town and t'i.? (Jeorgia town are .wry dilferenty eonsti tuted. In Northern cite-, there are very few rcadors who do not p.y for their paper ; ih- reverse is true of the S luth. If merchauts and subscribers in this sec tion supported their papers with half th promptness and punctuality that the same classes at the North support their local journals, the newspapers of the South would equal those of the region' beyond us. But what is tho exact truth of the whole matter'!' Let Moj. Calhoun. the proprietor of the Columbus Enoaiier, ^Hfc has hecn sharply brought into antagonism with his problem unswer tor up. He says : 'The UU&lDupcrs ol the North are flourishing with their customary vigor. Despite tho panic and hard times the people read and ad vertise, aud pay for both, while the Southern papers arc daily wauiug. This cannot be attributed to a lack of ability or enterprise iu tho mnuagcmoilt ? f j Southern journals, j'njp they sire fully up j with the tunes, and will compare favor ably with the must sU'-cosslul papers iu i the country. It'cannot he denied thin, j either Irom want of indifference, tie Southern whites, in the proportion t > I their number, do not read a- extensively I as they do ill the North an 1 We'st" an 1 I a glance at tho p ?uers of t he respective j sections will show that Southern nier chants, with few exceptions, do not sip preciatc the value and importance of a I vertisiug. But there is stiM another trouble with which the majoritv of Southern journals l.aVe to contend, and that is the credit system. A dis tinguished journalist of this St'atj assured us lately that be lost yearly thirty-three per cent, of his subscrip tions, because people neglected to pay after being trusted. Now u ? business can stand this loss, and particularly a newspaper, the greater p u t ol' wh >se value lies iu its go >d will. While the credit system is praotice l, Southern journals will continue to bo impectiv ius and down at the heels. So far as we are cuncerued, wo have decided on the pro per courso and shall follow it out, though we did uot do so till our loss from indifferent subscribers amounted to many thousand dollars Our course; meets with opposition, and, strange to say, some merchants in thr*city, whose interests it would be to encourage cash payments, airishjy refuse to take our paper if we do not trust th >ni, on the pba that -they are goi d for their debts ' Ol' c'tiufsc wc humor tho;e men by lieg ging them to take our pap CT on their own terms. Tib re seems to be an im presMon in flu: minds of somo uriiillnriii cd people that tho cheapest aud easiest business is th it of publishing a piper; indeiil, that they ri'ther C'.inplitnent a publisher by reading his pnp.T. with tho most imleliuite idea of ever paying for it. Said u wonderfully intelligent wo man to a friend ot our's yes unlay j ?Well, I declare. The idea of that lei low (referring to us) uittkin' ulartiu right iu our midst by giviu' ui udvinu L can't st ui it iju.to !' ?This old lady's uot ou is uot genial; but tin re is a class ot' iii:wsp.;pe.r spongers that reconcile their ootieie c s-. to their piouliar conduct in mu paying us by oiguiui? that wo uro getting neb by tidvisiug people who know more llnuj ourselves. Vet the great, man^ ol douth eru subscribers?iu iutuiligcucC, app-c ciution Mud integrity ?are uiisurpufMd by any reader in the ebuntiy 'If sonic^ol ou^cadcrs could eonfe to our ofllce a lew days in succession, they I would jgiv? us.orodjl for a Cratio iCj hol pbser v?,bl?lT$.,^ I.i.e- _ j _" . ? - * learn more of human n iture, and' tho my Et erio? and miseries of nowspiper publishing, than, they cvar knew before. Imagine n man dressed in tho garb of a J planter bolting in and enquiring for the j editor: No person else will ho not ice. and coining into -tho edit or's presence, he d< mauds, 'Why didn't I get my paper last week V The editor mildly suggests that 'having waited nearly a year for his subscription, the name was stricken from the rolls. Thereupon the visi'or rages, asks if we doubt his hon esty and informs us that ho always got his p i pi r and paid for it when be d-d pleased, and that win when the paper win worth reading.' The editor I cing a \v( jik man, physi "ally. brLvs th ? indignant subscriber, with i irl m ol hale, leaves ; but tue m imeiit h : is um, in coiiiCH a man with a huMii-iss air. holding a bill in his hind, who dein in I s. 'Why in tbunder we ch rgc him .so much for, advertising ' The editor says the eh irg : w is ! Im the tuiio. 'Th-n yo i in ;ist, oi nypiy in.' this exorbitant .b'll ?' "It i s j ? i < t .' says the editor, 'Then sto ? my raper !' -ays the indignant perso i ? ml it i> stopped. The business mm g'es out , and is superseded by a dangerous look i ig individual, who has yell iw hues of nicotine about his mouth, an 1 a bravado way of wearing his pants inside his be ts, though it's awfully dusty outside, 'lie wants to know if the police rep >rf. refers to hiiri, and if so, why V The editor mildly inquires into the case, and says meekly, 'Ves.' And the fellow demands a retraction tomorrow iuku ing. and leaves. 'A uothcr man. who keeps goats, cones if}.to seek the cditir, and wants to kn nv ] ?why"1!''? Ji:'pcr aint served'/' And alter much?nntiliry,?nnd examining wit j nc.-ses, it is found the gjats e it up tho paper before he isoutofo'u" 'i.|vin follows a succession of 111:11, w'.io c into in to advise the olitor and Warn h'ojffl how dangerous his policy is, an 1 iuti mate they will 'drop' if he persist-i in .bis incendiary course. This nil uiujIi I in ire til t w.nil 1 turn an urdiiury mm gray. Then theru urct'ie etrsi u?i 11 in j ioned the work inj the paper, the bill I to be iiiet, ihe slander of-old ?von 01. ^ the ft.fdnctioTis of hlotld men, the cares ol n family, and the creoeral uncertainty a- to tho mono v which 111 i ms ,?a v - paper publishing South a lilt la nine dilticuii than in most countries.' Fani^ni^lts W?rth K^nt'inh^ring". Ilenzine and comm >n clay will ole 111 marble. *>?-iis,i : (i..^?!in .j ia .Jn/.'jri dlT ( astor oh is an excellent thing to :7d s?< ,,J? b?Y?dn.-i-if? ./v?diA t*?i?a,u*i SOlt eii lent her. Lemon juice ami glycerine will re move tan and ireckh S. A dose of.castor oil will aid y m in removing pimples. Leuion juice and glycerine will cleanse and s?Tten the hands. Spirits of ammonia, diluted a little will cleanse the hair very tho nigh Lunar caustic carefully ?p die 1 so as not to tom b the skin, will distroy warts. IViwuercd miter is- goOl for rem >viug freckles, Apply with a rig iiioist.mo 1 with glycciihe. To obivate' QJlensTv? p^rsphitio 1. - wa-b your feet with soap and diluted I ? ,?{#? ioiooiiol *<fT laijsw . 11 u: spirits 1)1 am "a hp.1. The jtl'i-e of ripe lon'ato'es Will I'C movp the stain of W|il ints Iroui the bairns witli ail luiui'V tu the skin. 1 ...... MCWJ- . - . ?!.>?? 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I? ir-t your 1 .mi*'. ? 4 .-yjT'a b&io pi v/,;:r*L^ own nileetu/ii.ite le tcT^ta ojv rccciv,?n nib in, u oJ Jc?w i-fta-a-iiV ? r'iJ?/ in X1 tin! rcuieiiibeiaueo ol o.'.r dear to *>SKjMja eill 10I {)?<jto n-.ii( 1 I is,-: i hi (lien, p '.'dge ? what dulling ? lies! ? & ?w ift-t** ret ,jit?:fl . . l!ii o| nuv old Lin liar 1 >y s. the 1 1 d dicious :?>*.C?*i!*W .nutjiij lo ^Jmuo -, I ? .111101 su to p uii; out tie o.-'o .I ivviu 'i of ?aA'ta t>\>kfa I narl aril ?..? tatiA ? .? inV brart :ti!" \<Uis: and last, not leas', ' the know edirt. that \mi; dear eyes will lead whit 11.V hands are now writing. ?; Vr\ ?3lrfi*?X|laa a*t?id ??trd'u tt?? 1 l eihais there is an alter tilought that mcirt ol, heh tenderness?worth?aud nCl 'fro? , '}?}'%??*r W?" '1 hero ia a.gre.it buk of lalnircra in Vied aiidv ^wt *0l ' afSH?\ ?so oj b?ooft7nM oVfd ir*d -^jzj^^--^? Jusli Killings ou Disi^psb,^ tit.sm ? vkn Dear Baker: I havogbeijn 'o br?ktSlu# j li-j..-pi ir- for 27 years and four moathn, it would have been muniii in mi pocket, if I bad been born without any stum- . muck. iSbtt I .Tiib.X /.A tlrtiftj itasv [ have prayed upward of one thefts tol sand times to be ou the insido like ru ? orMrich or a travelling colportor. I have seen travelling colpjrtjM ^g., ^ Could eat nz.much nz a goose. I have seen a goose cat till "they ,; . , ? n T air* coUldu t stund up any moro. and then , , ? ; ? 4 ' .ikj??o 99 sit clown ami eat sum, and then lay down and eat sum, and then rollover iindiftit'* a t--t"l tiwufra or :f sum nx re. I h ive tried li/ing'on filtered water and going barefoot for dispopshe, aad'u that didn't hit the spot. ?-: " v '?*?ii?na') I have soaked at water cure establish lucnts until I was so limber that I kouldv ? "?? nut git myself back-again insido of-nii Hal twin apparel. /. - ????'.' :?tm I bought a saddle hoss once who vrssl itl got up expressly to kure dispopshy?ha w is warranted to kure the dispeprhy in ? :).) days ur kill the boss. | b* j. lie was warrauted to trot holder thr.n a trip hammer, pull wusscr ou ft bit ., stumble safer down bill than onny other boss on the foot r.Mlll. , , 1 rode the ooss until i waz all over ft jelly, then sold him bridle and saddle arid all for sixty eight dollers, and got sued by the purchaser, and bad to p.ajr him ninety dollars and sum sonts damn ges. bukauze the hess had the 'Nimshy/ a disease i knu uothing about, j The boss and fixings kost me 420 dol lers gold. I kontracted for a eleven kords of hickory wood, kross grained, and aa fall of wrinkles nz an old cow's horn and sawed away three months on it, and tho pile seemed to grow bigger every day. I finally gave away tho saw, and what was left to" save life, And raged, a square victim to tho ev 1 have lived : booled in the salitig flood until i was an well pickled as a number one aalt mack erel. . . I have dwelt at Saratoga, and taken the water like a mill race and still had the dispebahee. * I have.walked two miles before break fast and th-ii ett a slice ov dri toast and half the yielk ov a pullet's eg; and' felt all tho time az weak as a kitten that "' had just cniuc outov a fitt. v.>w?Io.(I A T have laid down ' tii?ro than ?fW^ thousand timef?, and rolled over bn'co ft i I minute all night long,'and get-UpIn ths' u im ruing like a corpse, and there dida'f? i nothing scorn to ail mo tinny r/horo irj J particular! ? ? ' > *dJ no iistiotX. nrvfe'J I have read whole liberyp on thestisnj ? muk aiid liecr ami when i got thru i kuu a grate deal less what wa< thorfcfcftjfc ? tor with me than whou i;began. ^,tr?. a I have drauk whiskcowith roots in it enufT to carry off enay-rbridge>? mill.dam iuAho .country.; ? ?; ?^^fc -jj/j J have worked ou-a farm for mivit^ej^ and board, and dietod on frido pork and ri bred until i was thin 'as the sermon ov a seven days baptiss prjacner. 1 have dun all those things and ten thousand other things just as ridiklus, and i have got tho old dispepshee Jit, just az mitral and as thik az tho pimples ,, .vttsrr*V{ erfj li on a lour year old goose. * 1 * Tf yu git a' pood hold 07 the diapep ? he once you kuat never looao it cntiro Iv; it will euin around boca in a wnilo uko'a .host, aed if it don't skaro yu ea much az it did ouco, and mriko yon . ;hiuk yu afo going to dio to morrow, ; it uiii nutko you feol just aa sorry, Yours, JOS II BILLINGS. I. u The basest men havo tho lowest esti iHritb'bT* women. 1 !?*i?3< llot bmSvt Si rawherries aro in New York market at ST^a quartf" '" ?? < d ?t0??ed toe (iff H.^^^lpHfik, u the most ii.u-tberiy territory of the United S'ateS. Sohte ?l' the wholesale Ifquor homes in Cincinnati' have ha7ti*fikcalUp..their drumhiifc?. ?^"I ??* aW . The Eastern oyVr?rWft?es to spawn Bay'of Son Francisco: - He trfoWf . J^.lud thdn u1eff,^frtf o. ?ut'Oiiianoo bmbiac. i A uerman professor has uu jerj?j[eB ilio task of counting lb* ?,... ftffftro romi'oAm VfW*- ** * ma,l? ])y 1)l^':st ^voddin^, who, whe0| ql the m to t-eeo ell ?'ii/c? 1o *4to*! til Jet! m4i ? ~ in the way