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AUGUSTUS B. KNOWLTON,
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?tIGUSTUS.'B.KNOWLTOW
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-Honesty Tho Best Policy.
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A STORY Of THE N OUT ii OF OER MA NY.
Before the castle of Grutiingcn, upon
tlie Bode, one clear summer evening,
the bishop Henry of Halbcrstadt was
seated with a foreign prcl ite who Kan
been his guest for a month. 'J ho posset
drink stood before tho in in two mighty
flagons. They .had been discoursing
from ten o'clock in the morniug, when
they set down to dinner, about the huge
wine tun which a bishop on the Rhino
had just got constructed, and were
agreed in the opinion that it became
?very ecfU shist leal prince, who would
confer a becoming splendor on his court
to possess a similar tuo.. The affair was
quite settled by both of them, exccpUas
to its execution; and their coVvcrsiitiiii
begiiti now to be interrupted by yawns,
and to Hag on in uiouo >yllables.
It chanced, as good fortune w mid
have it thai the shepard Conrad passed
by, driving bis well washed (lock across
the castle yard wherr hi.-Imp Henry 11 el
to review tbotu every evening. 'I
salute you, my lord bishop!' 'Good
evening, Conrad; but where is Harm V
Conrad whistled, nnd a beautiful large
ram bouuded up Grst to the shepherd
aud then to tho bishop, who carrcssed
the animal and fed him with some
crumbs which he had kept for him
The bishop exehanged a few words with
the shepherd and inquired tf his wed
ding^iay^as at '"liTrrfL-. JiojJrid^n-Jig,,
ped his shoulders and pasied on with
his flock.
Bishop Henry now extolled the beau
tiful ram wh oh he Jdcclnred be would
not part with for anything in the void I,
and then be turned his enlogiu n on tho
good Conrad, who he said, was honesty
itself. The foreign bishop laughed
aloud, for travel into distant eountr es.
aiida l'ienucut stay at foreign courts, j
had Ii I led. hi in with universal distrust
of man. lie averred that it w is imp is
sdble to lind a thoroughly honest serv.ui
?and le4i?t of nil at the court ol a bish jp
They were all, ho said, co nbiil id t >
cheat their masters, and all more or Kes
ixigues. Bishop H enry eagerly di.-pu* ed
his usheiji.eni nnd extolled the virtues
ill the good people over whom he sway
ed the emtder, and above all, his .-hep
hero Courad, who, as he said, had uevcr
told a lie or deceived any p.-rs in iu bis
whole Jiletiiae.
*NeV2r told a lie! .Never deceived
his master!7 repeated the stranger-bishop
in a tone of irany. 'No!' answered
Bishop Henry; 'he never has; and never
will'.' 'Never!' reechoed the foreign
ecclesiastic, 'what will you be?" Alter
several propositions, the two bishops
agreed upon these conditions: first, that
the stake should be an immense tun,
capablo of containing oho hundred an I
fifty barrels of wine?and, secondly, that.
Conrad, without being made aware of
the wager, should be put to the trial
within tbreo days. The two dignitarios
then parted for the night, right glad to
have found Homothing to amuse thorn
lor two or three days to come,
i The foreign bishop, before he went to
bed,.held, us his custom was,.a consulta
tion with bis confidant, Peter, who was
nominally his servent. and occasionally
bis fool but in fact possessed a truer
claim to the title of his privy c pin *ilo r,
than maiiy dtfiei'? enjoying higher titles
and places l'eter had always some
tlncwd advice to give in every eufergeii
cy, wIn thcr teti'poral or spiritual. He
was accustomed to hear, to so?>, and
Hiinctimes even to think Im his _*jnas'e.
wi bout any one knowing it ii$k>th d
done so .on thin occasion; but. he sc.enu\d
little disposed to talk; thin evening,' fo^j
the word mqtir, which hail esenp id fh'-it
master's li| S during the inversatioti jnst
narrated, had pari him i? i" bad 'bttni*"r,
and it was i n'y bp" the promise of a dew
scarlet cap, in / the event of the wa
ger being won,It! at his ma.-ter got him
to open his lips' Alter some" satirica 1 j
rcinujpe V^i>' ^ .M?'i'11 "i!iv?s 1 'V j'V-1 e !!
tun which etil? uld contain one bundled ,
und-fifty barrldn-^-lit ato exhaust .more
than half the revenues of a ^ishoprio ?
be undertook to find out how; a giuj
might be set for the new phoenix of hon
csty, Conrad.
Peto'r coirmienced bis^operations w:th
the rising sun, and before dinnor hour
wW&Wo'mfhtt e'to 'his ? master- that
Conrnd was?fn'love with tho lair Eliza
befh, and that she would not listen to
his 'prbpbsals till he should possess a
little cottage of his own, both being
very poor. The active Peter had al
ready spoken to Elizabeth, and found
her quite ready to assist in his enter
priso; he therefore only required,a hand
fulof glittering silver pieces from bis
master to gain the bet. The bishop
gave him as mueh as he wished, and sat
down to dinner with good hopes of the
wine tun.
Meanwhile Peter has taken his way
hack to the fair Elizabeth; he shows her
the t-hii ing coins which almost covered
her little table, and a bargain is quick
ly struck between them; lVler agree
ing to purchase for her a cottage, if she
brought him what he wanted.
The following morning Elizabeth,
soon aller sunrise, went to cut grass at
a place which she knew Conrad must
pass with his (bji:k. As soon as the
latter perceived her at a distance, he
Hew, accompanied by Flann, to meet her,
sat down beside her, and repeated all
his former vows and protestations of
love.
Hut Eli aheth answend her lover
very coolly remarking that she had
heard all that a thousau I times over,
and if he had nothing to tell her of a
little cottage of his own, he already
k new her answer.
Conrad was about to take Irs leave
much dejected, when a halt' siniliug
glance from Elizabeth induced him to
inquire why she was so cruel to him,
and what she wished him to do for her.
'For the joke's sake, let us see whether
}'ou real'.y are serious in your love for
me,' s:;id Elizabeth. The favorite ram
T^'ffie Vrs'rnqT'liaur uicaiT^h^^Aisod
between her and Conrad, and n >\\ stood
eating from her hands. 'If I desire you
to give me your ram that I may sell
him?'
Conrad's heart sunk within him.
Sadly bo replied : 'Any thing in this
world but that; if the bishop did not in
the evening get Harm to feed, there
would be a pretty disturbance. Take
the best pot sh sop in the wh >Ie flo k ?
take all lb j fifty belon ibis; tu iii3.mil/
tint single ram ymi cannot h iv??.' 'Look
now,' said Klizi'ieth, 'you u in ar i all
alike. Away with you and your ifr v
shecp : even so s null a picas ire as this
my love refuses me ! Truly he would
be a precious husband to me when th <?
houeymoou was over! Away to your
bishop; let him feed his ram, and do
you leave me alone !'
They disputed thus a long while ;
Conrad slicd tears in his titiger, and
Elizabeth at last confessed that she had
?old the ram for the house they had so
often wished to possess, and added that
she must deliver him dp that very day,
cost what it might, as she had pledged
her word and could not bear the ide i of
being called a liar. She then sh sd
tears, lanu nting that this unhoped for
pleasure of being able to get a house in
which she and Conrad might live com
fort.ably with their children, should bo
thus blasted. She a>kod if sheep were
not every day dying ?if none were ever
lost.?if none were ever stolen ? if the
woIfe never devoured one, and so on
At last, love conquered ; Conrad promised
her to deliver her the ram before noon,
aud Elizabeth promised to bocomc his
wedded wife in a month.
. Elizabeth walked quickly on to the
town, and Conrad gazed wistfully after
her; the pleasure he felt in being her
accepted lover was not a little damped
by the idea of the interrogations which
he must umlcrg > from his Kind inastcr.
in whose siTviye be bad bjcii hitherto
Vi?! *t: eii'tvin ?0 virgin y) ot ntdat -
so Ci'iuloitidilc, uuti who was so very
..... el*:-: i A tn f in: j->
loud m the ram.
lie |ioW .-too l alone in the field "vhcre
Elizabeth had been cut I ing gr???s, with
ids eves fl.vcd Oil the urdund. At las;
he Struck his crook into the earth,
'.placed his, coat upon it, and his cap
Above it, and began a dialogue (which
harm occasionally interrupted* by Iiis
inuveini ntsj w ith the figure thus con
structud, u* It it'll he incut should repre
) lV M , , 1
sent the. bishop.
flt 1 C^llTi'O tt* ?1*0 t&uJ ni *fti'.. >
'(!.I evctiing, my loVl bishop !'
'Tliatik "you, Conrad, where is 11arm i*'
Harm, my bud bishop ! why he is lost;
indeed be has wanderen somewhere.
At this moment, while Conrad Was ill is
speaking, Harm pressed through be
tweeu bis 1cv_h to examine the figure to
which he saw bis master making so
mijuy prb'fouujji? reverences. ' 'Conrad,
Conrad !' oontinucd tlid shepherd, in
his fanciful intcrlocuturship, 'Harm
kuows his home ; Harm could not lose
biuiBolf! That will not do.'
Another conversation, in which Con
rad tried to represent tho ram as stolon,
Harm interrupted by a violent blow
with which he meant to answer tho bows
?fi?M ?Mim?m ???> ?? ?wim ? rtr ? ? ?
f t>iC?V ;t>v? ?fcf< '
he saw his roaster making. 41c is not
so ensily caught * exclaimed Conrad
;That will not do cither.'
Thus he talked1 i*Uh himself for about
half an hour; bit. his imaginary dia
lngucs always terminated with a shake
of the head and tlcse words : 'Conrnd,
that will not do V yAui yet,' added he.
'I must before noon give up the ram ;
for I have promisodjit, and if Kliz ihoth
does not deliver \lt iib she has already
sold it, Bhe would be called a liar, and
could not become my wife.'
At last ho jumped "up joyfully a nil
cxeluuiicd : 'Honesty is tho best policy!
That will do!' He put on his cap a nd
bis coat and drove forward his flo "k,
and before noon he bad delivered, with
a deep sigh, his darling Harm to Elizi
belli, who without reflecting any more
about the matter, exchanged him lor
the price of the cottage.
That evening was fixed for Conrad's
trial. Both the bishops waited at their
posset-cup in the castle yard for the
appearance of the shepherd who was to
decide their wager. The hearts of both
beat strongly, and they spoke but little,
fui each had a strong d?.sirc that the
honor of constructing the tun might
all to the lot of the other. Hut Pete,
the privy councilor, kept himself quite
cheerful, and secretly rejoiced before
band in the success of his well-laid plan,
and the certainty of his victory ; for he
had already had the bishop's favorite
ram in his stable, and how could Conrad
venture to tell the truth, when his
doing so must draw upon him the wrath
of his master aud" "tfepriveVfilut,4!bjhV
bread forever!
So reasoned the privy councilor;
meanwhile Conrad appeared driving his
flock across tho castle-yard. Peter
smiled triumphantly,' for already ho
fancied the could trace fear and anxiety
at work in Conrad's countenance.
That evening no r;;idxuino bounding
up to bishop Henry, to receive his
accustomed portion. 'Where is Harm V
inquired the bishop, with a scrutinizing
J look. 'I have sold hi til/ cried Conrad;
j "now it is out ! Honesty ;s the heFt
policy ; that is my motto, my lord
bish p, as you know; and it shall
always, suit please He-ivcit, rem tin my
motto.' Peter's face lengthened ; but
bi-hop Henry exclaimed, with an angry
countenance an 1 a threatening vo'cj :
'Why did -you sell him without telling
me ? I would have given you his price
ten tin es told. Ho you not know?'
'Hear me, my lord bishop,' said Con
rail. 'Elizabeth tetnptod me, as Eve
tempted Adam ; and Elizabeth was
tempted by a rogue, as Eve was by a
foul fiend. If ho gives me back my
rain, 1 will not reveal his name.'
Peter turned angrily away, for gone
were all his glitteriug pieces, and the
scarlet cap besides ? and now the ram
himself was gone also !
'Elizabeth,' continued Conrad, 'had
sidd Harm before telling mo, otherwise
he would never have been sold by tne ;
but, as matters s.ood, I was obliged to
j-ive him to her, however sorry I was
for it?else she would have been called
a liar, and she is now my betrothed.
That is the naked truth, my lord bishop;
do now with me what you please ; what
is done is done, only do not punish Eliza
belli?a poor weak woman easily
seduced by any tempter'
Bishop Hcory would have begifn to
scold, but the other bishop, easting an
angry glance on Peter, who now with
drew himself, exclaimed : '1 have lost
j the wager; that was the trial.'
So Hi-hop Henry's wrath was nssung
Led by the phitVure of having woo tbo
j wager j but the honesty of Conrad afford
j ed his master im re gratification than
j even the wine-tno, for it taught htm also
tho power of love', find what love can do
With inch.
'Veil!' exclaimed both the bishops,
?honesty is the best policy !' And
hi.-hop Henry added : -As a rowaril
of your honesty I will be ai the expense
of your redding, and hill" tho llock
shall be yours.' 'Ami,' added tho b roigu
prelate, 'your darling Hnrni shall be
restored to you again, and the cott ige
you Miall also retuiu as a christening
gift from me to your fir^t child.'
Thus the bishop who Iori tho wager
w.ib led to get the largo wine tun con
structcd, Which formerly attracted so
many travelers to G runingen , and which
now lies upon the Spiogelsborg near
llulberstadt.
? i ?iu..-?. aeaw ?
The sharpest torments nre said to be
those caused by trouble which never
comes,
?Wttfvyo .vnt'jin? h*.\i tt.0 e<i ?*k;<m tt?i
The Trials of Jouninlisni.
[From the Comuitutionulist.]
A few days ago a friend sent us'u j
copy of a Rhode Island paper, and bade j
us observe the kind of journals there;
was published iu New England town no
layer than Augusta Wo glanced at
tho paper with a feeling akin to niorti
Gcation, intensified by the apparent !
slight involved iu the comparison! But1
matters were not so bad with us after all
when a just comparison was instituted.
The Rhode Island paper was a weekly
Our paper is a daily, and its Sunday
and weekly editions, so lar as tho liter
ary contents are concerned,can afford t <
stand the test of successful contract
Hut the Rhode L-land paper certainly
had the advantage in advertisements.
It never seemed to occur to our fricn I
that there is a marvelous''.ilFercueo.in
the publication ol a daily p iper an I a
weekly, lie di?l nottuka tutu acunitl
th it the Ltho lc 1st m i town and t'i.?
(Jeorgia town are .wry dilferenty eonsti
tuted. In Northern cite-, there are very
few rcadors who do not p.y for their
paper ; ih- reverse is true of the S luth.
If merchauts and subscribers in this sec
tion supported their papers with half th
promptness and punctuality that the
same classes at the North support their
local journals, the newspapers of the
South would equal those of the region'
beyond us. But what is tho exact truth
of the whole matter'!' Let Moj. Calhoun.
the proprietor of the Columbus Enoaiier,
^Hfc has hecn sharply brought into
antagonism with his problem unswer
tor up. He says : 'The UU&lDupcrs ol
the North are flourishing with their
customary vigor. Despite tho panic
and hard times the people read and ad
vertise, aud pay for both, while the
Southern papers arc daily wauiug. This
cannot be attributed to a lack of ability
or enterprise iu tho mnuagcmoilt ? f
j Southern journals, j'njp they sire fully up
j with the tunes, and will compare favor
ably with the must sU'-cosslul papers iu
i the country. It'cannot he denied thin,
j either Irom want of indifference, tie
Southern whites, in the proportion t >
I their number, do not read a- extensively
I as they do ill the North an 1 We'st" an 1
I a glance at tho p ?uers of t he respective
j sections will show that Southern nier
chants, with few exceptions, do not sip
preciatc the value and importance of a I
vertisiug. But there is stiM another
trouble with which the majoritv of
Southern journals l.aVe to contend, and
that is the credit system. A dis
tinguished journalist of this St'atj
assured us lately that be lost yearly
thirty-three per cent, of his subscrip
tions, because people neglected to pay
after being trusted. Now u ? business
can stand this loss, and particularly a
newspaper, the greater p u t ol' wh >se
value lies iu its go >d will. While the
credit system is praotice l, Southern
journals will continue to bo impectiv ius
and down at the heels. So far as we are
cuncerued, wo have decided on the pro
per courso and shall follow it out,
though we did uot do so till our loss
from indifferent subscribers amounted
to many thousand dollars Our course;
meets with opposition, and, strange to
say, some merchants in thr*city, whose
interests it would be to encourage cash
payments, airishjy refuse to take our
paper if we do not trust th >ni, on the
pba that -they are goi d for their debts '
Ol' c'tiufsc wc humor tho;e men by lieg
ging them to take our pap CT on their
own terms. Tib re seems to be an im
presMon in flu: minds of somo uriiillnriii
cd people that tho cheapest aud easiest
business is th it of publishing a piper;
indeiil, that they ri'ther C'.inplitnent a
publisher by reading his pnp.T. with tho
most imleliuite idea of ever paying for
it. Said u wonderfully intelligent wo
man to a friend ot our's yes unlay j
?Well, I declare. The idea of that lei
low (referring to us) uittkin' ulartiu
right iu our midst by giviu' ui udvinu
L can't st ui it iju.to !'
?This old lady's uot ou is uot genial;
but tin re is a class ot' iii:wsp.;pe.r
spongers that reconcile their ootieie c s-.
to their piouliar conduct in mu paying
us by oiguiui? that wo uro getting neb
by tidvisiug people who know more llnuj
ourselves. Vet the great, man^ ol douth
eru subscribers?iu iutuiligcucC, app-c
ciution Mud integrity ?are uiisurpufMd
by any reader in the ebuntiy
'If sonic^ol ou^cadcrs could eonfe to
our ofllce a lew days in succession, they
I would jgiv? us.orodjl for a Cratio iCj hol
pbser v?,bl?lT$.,^
I.i.e- _ j _" . ? - *
learn more of human n iture, and' tho
my Et erio? and miseries of nowspiper
publishing, than, they cvar knew before.
Imagine n man dressed in tho garb of a J
planter bolting in and enquiring for the j
editor: No person else will ho not ice.
and coining into -tho edit or's presence,
he d< mauds, 'Why didn't I get my
paper last week V The editor mildly
suggests that 'having waited nearly a
year for his subscription, the name was
stricken from the rolls. Thereupon the
visi'or rages, asks if we doubt his hon
esty and informs us that ho always got
his p i pi r and paid for it when be
d-d pleased, and that win when the
paper win worth reading.' The editor
I cing a \v( jik man, physi "ally. brLvs th ?
indignant subscriber, with i irl m ol
hale, leaves ; but tue m imeiit h : is um,
in coiiiCH a man with a huMii-iss air.
holding a bill in his hind, who dein in I s.
'Why in tbunder we ch rgc him .so
much for, advertising
' The editor says the eh irg : w is ! Im
the tuiio. 'Th-n yo i in ;ist, oi nypiy
in.' this exorbitant .b'll ?' "It i s j ? i < t .'
says the editor, 'Then sto ? my raper !'
-ays the indignant perso i ? ml it i>
stopped. The business mm g'es out ,
and is superseded by a dangerous look
i ig individual, who has yell iw hues of
nicotine about his mouth, an 1 a bravado
way of wearing his pants inside his
be ts, though it's awfully dusty outside,
'lie wants to know if the police rep >rf.
refers to hiiri, and if so, why V The
editor mildly inquires into the case, and
says meekly, 'Ves.' And the fellow
demands a retraction tomorrow iuku
ing. and leaves.
'A uothcr man. who keeps goats, cones
if}.to seek the cditir, and wants to kn nv ]
?why"1!''? Ji:'pcr aint served'/' And
alter much?nntiliry,?nnd examining wit j
nc.-ses, it is found the gjats e it up tho
paper before he isoutofo'u" 'i.|vin
follows a succession of 111:11, w'.io c into
in to advise the olitor and Warn h'ojffl
how dangerous his policy is, an 1 iuti
mate they will 'drop' if he persist-i in
.bis incendiary course. This nil uiujIi
I in ire til t w.nil 1 turn an urdiiury mm
gray. Then theru urct'ie etrsi u?i 11 in
j ioned the work inj the paper, the bill
I to be iiiet, ihe slander of-old ?von 01.
^ the ft.fdnctioTis of hlotld men, the cares
ol n family, and the creoeral uncertainty
a- to tho mono v which 111 i ms ,?a v -
paper publishing South a lilt la nine
dilticuii than in most countries.'
Fani^ni^lts W?rth K^nt'inh^ring".
Ilenzine and comm >n clay will ole 111
marble.
*>?-iis,i : (i..^?!in .j ia .Jn/.'jri dlT
( astor oh is an excellent thing to
:7d s?< ,,J? b?Y?dn.-i-if? ./v?diA t*?i?a,u*i
SOlt eii lent her.
Lemon juice ami glycerine will re
move tan and ireckh S.
A dose of.castor oil will aid y m in
removing pimples.
Leuion juice and glycerine will
cleanse and s?Tten the hands.
Spirits of ammonia, diluted a little
will cleanse the hair very tho nigh
Lunar caustic carefully ?p die 1 so as
not to tom b the skin, will distroy
warts.
IViwuercd miter is- goOl for rem >viug
freckles, Apply with a rig iiioist.mo 1
with glycciihe.
To obivate' QJlensTv? p^rsphitio 1. -
wa-b your feet with soap and diluted
I ? ,?{#? ioiooiiol *<fT laijsw . 11 u:
spirits 1)1 am "a hp.1.
The jtl'i-e of ripe lon'ato'es Will I'C
movp the stain of W|il ints Iroui the
bairns witli ail luiui'V tu the skin.
1 ...... MCWJ- . - . ?!.>?? II
fliotftis llcf.il sind His WilV.
?sve tvodtio ?!i/ej^^Tai#?a "^ui.'wyui
?'4.03 *1 i9Tv Ilia* tcdw rrt "t } n?tV-vl
I never was .myili :ig. dear st, till 1
know you?and 1 have been better, hap
pier, and a more pro?porous in 1:1 ov r
since Lay by that truth in lavender.
,??* . aiiMijl),[ j 1 y j j }
dcaroit, atid reiiimd n.e of it when I
;?. I .?1? . . n"ei rtJ?l mt\:o
lau . -I am writing loudly au I warmly.
?ff Tatyseia Val 11 iir a v .,.,?.:,j tntull,
but not witTiput geuld can 15. I? ir-t your
1 .mi*'. ? 4 .-yjT'a b&io pi v/,;:r*L^
own nileetu/ii.ite le tcT^ta ojv rccciv,?n
nib in, u oJ Jc?w i-fta-a-iiV ? r'iJ?/
in X1 tin! rcuieiiibeiaueo ol o.'.r dear
to *>SKjMja eill 10I {)?<jto n-.ii( 1 I is,-:
i hi (lien, p '.'dge ? what dulling ? lies! ?
& ?w ift-t** ret ,jit?:fl . . l!ii
o| nuv old Lin liar 1 >y s. the 1 1 d dicious
:?>*.C?*i!*W .nutjiij lo ^Jmuo -, I ?
.111101 su to p uii; out tie o.-'o .I ivviu 'i of
?aA'ta t>\>kfa I narl aril ?..? tatiA ? .?
inV brart :ti!" \<Uis: and last, not leas',
' the know edirt. that \mi; dear eyes will
lead whit 11.V hands are now writing.
?; Vr\ ?3lrfi*?X|laa a*t?id ??trd'u tt??
1 l eihais there is an alter tilought that
mcirt ol, heh tenderness?worth?aud
nCl 'fro? , '}?}'%??*r W?"
'1 hero ia a.gre.it buk of lalnircra in
Vied aiidv ^wt
*0l ' afSH?\ ?so oj b?ooft7nM oVfd ir*d
-^jzj^^--^?
Jusli Killings ou Disi^psb,^ tit.sm
? vkn
Dear Baker: I havogbeijn 'o br?ktSlu# j
li-j..-pi ir- for 27 years and four moathn,
it would have been muniii in mi pocket,
if I bad been born without any stum- .
muck. iSbtt I .Tiib.X /.A tlrtiftj itasv
[ have prayed upward of one thefts tol
sand times to be ou the insido like ru ?
orMrich or a travelling colportor.
I have seen travelling colpjrtjM ^g., ^
Could eat nz.much nz a goose.
I have seen a goose cat till "they
,; . , ? n T air*
coUldu t stund up any moro. and then
, , ? ; ? 4 ' .ikj??o 99
sit clown ami eat sum, and then lay down
and eat sum, and then rollover iindiftit'*
a t--t"l tiwufra or :f
sum nx re.
I h ive tried li/ing'on filtered water
and going barefoot for dispopshe, aad'u
that didn't hit the spot. ?-: " v '?*?ii?na')
I have soaked at water cure establish
lucnts until I was so limber that I kouldv ? "??
nut git myself back-again insido of-nii
Hal twin apparel. /. - ????'.' :?tm
I bought a saddle hoss once who vrssl itl
got up expressly to kure dispopshy?ha
w is warranted to kure the dispeprhy in ?
:).) days ur kill the boss. | b* j.
lie was warrauted to trot holder thr.n
a trip hammer, pull wusscr ou ft bit .,
stumble safer down bill than onny other
boss on the foot r.Mlll. , ,
1 rode the ooss until i waz all over ft
jelly, then sold him bridle and saddle
arid all for sixty eight dollers, and got
sued by the purchaser, and bad to p.ajr
him ninety dollars and sum sonts damn
ges. bukauze the hess had the 'Nimshy/
a disease i knu uothing about,
j The boss and fixings kost me 420 dol
lers gold.
I kontracted for a eleven kords of
hickory wood, kross grained, and aa fall
of wrinkles nz an old cow's horn and
sawed away three months on it, and tho
pile seemed to grow bigger every day.
I finally gave away tho saw, and what
was left to" save life, And
raged, a square victim
to tho ev
1 have lived :
booled in the salitig flood until i was an
well pickled as a number one aalt mack
erel. . .
I have dwelt at Saratoga, and taken
the water like a mill race and still had
the dispebahee. *
I have.walked two miles before break
fast and th-ii ett a slice ov dri toast and
half the yielk ov a pullet's eg; and' felt
all tho time az weak as a kitten that "'
had just cniuc outov a fitt. v.>w?Io.(I A
T have laid down ' tii?ro than ?fW^
thousand timef?, and rolled over bn'co ft i
I minute all night long,'and get-UpIn ths' u
im ruing like a corpse, and there dida'f?
i nothing scorn to ail mo tinny r/horo irj
J particular! ? ? ' > *dJ no iistiotX. nrvfe'J
I have read whole liberyp on thestisnj ?
muk aiid liecr ami when i got thru i
kuu a grate deal less what wa< thorfcfcftjfc ?
tor with me than whou i;began. ^,tr?. a
I have drauk whiskcowith roots in it
enufT to carry off enay-rbridge>?
mill.dam iuAho .country.; ? ?; ?^^fc -jj/j
J have worked ou-a farm for mivit^ej^
and board, and dietod on frido pork and
ri bred until i was thin 'as the sermon
ov a seven days baptiss prjacner.
1 have dun all those things and ten
thousand other things just as ridiklus,
and i have got tho old dispepshee Jit,
just az mitral and as thik az tho pimples
,, .vttsrr*V{ erfj li
on a lour year old goose. * 1 *
Tf yu git a' pood hold 07 the diapep
? he once you kuat never looao it cntiro
Iv; it will euin around boca in a wnilo
uko'a .host, aed if it don't skaro yu ea
much az it did ouco, and mriko yon
. ;hiuk yu afo going to dio to morrow,
; it uiii nutko you feol just aa sorry,
Yours, JOS II BILLINGS.
I. u
The basest men havo tho lowest esti
iHritb'bT* women. 1 !?*i?3< llot bmSvt
Si rawherries aro in New York market
at ST^a quartf" '" ?? < d ?t0??ed toe
(iff H.^^^lpHfik, u the
most ii.u-tberiy territory of the United
S'ateS.
Sohte ?l' the wholesale Ifquor homes
in Cincinnati' have ha7ti*fikcalUp..their
drumhiifc?. ?^"I ??* aW .
The Eastern oyVr?rWft?es to spawn
Bay'of Son Francisco: - He trfoWf
. J^.lud thdn u1eff,^frtf
o. ?ut'Oiiianoo bmbiac. i
A uerman professor has uu jerj?j[eB
ilio task of counting lb* ?,...
ftffftro romi'oAm VfW*- ** *
ma,l? ])y 1)l^':st ^voddin^, who, whe0|
ql the m
to t-eeo ell
?'ii/c? 1o *4to*! til Jet! m4i ? ~
in the
way