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SV ; "to Darwinism iu the Kltchnn. I jriTiiTijffllf Xt TUT I I WM takln' on my bonnet (Ine artoinoou, at three, When a biuscck Junip'd ?pen it, Ab proved to be a flee. Thea I takes it to the grato, Between the bars to ?tick it; But 1 hadn't long te wait Ere it changed into a cricket. ?tys I, "Curo/Yc my senses Is a-gettin' in a fog," So to drownd it I commences, Whon it halters to a frog. *v $ Hero my heart b?gan to thttmp, And no wonder I felt funky: For the frog, with ono big jump, Lcap'd hissclf into a monkey. Then I open'd wide my eyes, His features for to scan, And observed, with great surprise, That the monkey was a man. But he vanished from my eight, But I sunk upon tiie rloer, Just as Missus, with a light, Como inside Lha kitching door. Then beginning to abuse mc, Sho says, ''Sarah, you've been drinkin"! I says, "No, mum, you'll excuse mc, But I've merely been a-thinking. "But, as sirre as I'amnoindcr, That party, what you seo ? A-gettiu' eut o' winder, Have devolopod fromm flee!" The Origlnul "Arkunsas Traveler.'" We make no apology for pnbliahinu this old, old story''?'tis true that it was ?written long ago, but it really never nets old in one senso of the word. We have had many a hearty laugh over it, and il our readers will carefully study it they will find much in it to interest them. The sceno is that of a dilapidated 1 g cabin iu Arkansas. Its dramat? p< r sunac is a trapper seated up >n an iaver d tub, playing the first part of a fami liar air upou an old violin, aud his wife nud children. A stranger enters and tho following colloquy takes place: Stranger?"How do you do sir? Are you well ?" Trapper?"Stranger, kin you call c man who eats three sonar meals a day. drinks hearty, aud sleep ?ound, well 7" (Fiddles.) S.?I thiuk I could, How long have you been living here?" j ?I.?D'ye ye see that mountain thar V S._?Well.' T.?"That worh'yar when I come hynr." (Fiddles.) S,?''Thank you for tho informa ti0^" v . i ? I T.?"You're welcome." S.?"Can I stay here to night V* .?"Well, you can't stay h'yar." S.?How long will it take to get to the next tavern V* T.?"Well, you'll not get thorc at all if you stand thnr fooliu' with mo all night." (Fiddles.) 8.?"How far do you call it to the next tavern ?" X?"I reckon it's upward's o'somc distance S.?Do you keep any spirits iu this house!" T.?"Guess thar's plouty down iu the grave yard." (riddles.) S.?"How do you cross the river ahead, T.?The du?ks swim across." (Fid dles.) S.?How fur is it to the forks of the road ?" T.?"Tho road ain't forked yet iu these diggins." (Fiddles.) S.?"Where does this road goto?" T.?Well it uin't moved a step siueo I've bcon h'yar " S.?>Why don't you repair tho roof of your house ? It must leak. S,?>Cos it's becu raining liko all crea tion for three weeks." (Fiddles.) 8.?Why dou't you meud it when it's not raining ?" Jjl T.?Cos,then it don't leak." (Fid dies) 8,?"Why don't you play the second part of that tuno ?' T.?Cos, I don't know it. Kin you V 8.?lean'" T.?"You kin? Look h'yar stranger any man who can play tho secoond part of that tune ov n go right into Congross onto it." 8.?"Give me tho fiddlo." (Taking the fiddlo nnd plays entire tune.) T.?Yelling with joy .) "Thots it by* . goll. Do it again stranger, Yahoy ! (shaking hands.) H'yah make you rself at home. You can stay a week, live and ttie here if it's agreeable. Here, Sal, axing out that jog, and go* dig some sassafras root and make the strangor a ?*. p of sea. Shako hands again stranger ! By t oil, your'e a trump?ydn ar a! Play it again 1" i .?-???? issssaaw? i Teetotalers who felicitate themselves on. Ihe progress of thedr cause will do well to digest the follow log : An old stager was compelled by his worthy spouse to "join tho cold water army," which he did promising never to touoh a drop of anything else, except in sick ness. So far the story is excellent. But now for the moral... The (seformed individual has never been iceti $inc<k i I> TZ ?T.A.MISO'N" rpi tlce BUIIG and BARN'W OPFli't! COURT Fob 22d lly F^Vff ^apd Ague, g from which mankind suffer over a largo part of the globe, is tho consequence of a diseased action in the system, induced bv the poisonous miasm of vegetable decay. This exhalation is evolved by ' the action of solar heat on wot soil, and rises with the watery vapor from it. While the sun is below tho horizon this vopor lingers near the earth's sur face, aad the virus is taken, with it through the lungs into the blood. Tacreit acts as an irritating poison ou the internal viscera and excreting organs of the body. The liver becomes toqdd and falls to sacreto not only this virus, bat also the bile from the blood. Both the virus nrtd tho bile accumulate in tho circulation, and produce violent constitu tional disorder. The splocn, the kidneys, and the stomach sympathize with tho liver, and become disordered also. Finally, the instinct of our or ganism, as if in an attempt to expel the noxious infusion, concentrates the whole blood of the bed" in the internal excrctories to force them to cast it out. The blood leavos the surface, and rushes to the central organs with congestive violence. This is thcCitlLL. But in this etrort it fails. Then tho Fbvbr follows, in which the blood leaves the cen tral organs and rushes to the surface, as if in another effort to expel die irritating poison through that other great excretory?the skin. In tlus also it fails, and the system abandons tho attempt exhausted, and waits for the recovery of strength to refloat the hopeless effort another day. These arc tnc fits or paroxysms of Fbvbr and Aovb. Such constitutional disorder 'will of course under mine tho health if it is not removed. Wo havo labored to find, and hare found, an antidote, Ayer's Ague Cure, which neutralises this malarious poison In the blood, and stimulates the liver to expel it from the body. As it should, bo it does cure this afflicting disorder with perfect certainty. And it doct inor j, or rather does what is of more service to thoso sub? jeet to this infection. If taken in season it expels it from the system as it is absorbed, and thus keeps those who uso it free from its attacks; keeps tho system in hoalth although exposed to the disease. Consequently it not only cures, but protects from, the great variety of affections which arc induced by this malignant influence, such as Remittent Fever, Chill Fever, Dumb, or Masked Ague, Periodical Headache, or Bilious Headache, Bilious Fevers, Neuralgia, Rheumatism, Gout, Blindness, Toothache, Earache, Catarrh, Asthma, Palpita tions, Painful Affections of the Spleen, Hysterics, Colic, Paralysis, and tV infill A Hoc t ions of tho Stomach ana Bowels, nil of which, When arising from this cause, will be found to assume more or less tho intermittent typo. This " Aocb Cube" removes the cause of thesc derangements, and cares tho disease. Thin it accomplishes by stimulating the exerc toric9 to expel tho virus from the system; and these organs by degrees become habited to do this their office of their own accord. Hence arise* what wc term acclimatalion. Time may accomplish the samo end, but often life is not long enough, or is sacrificed iu the attempt, while this " Aovi: Cuts " docs it at once, and with safety. We have gnat reason to believe this is a Mirer as well a* safer sremedv for the whole class of diseases which arc caused by the miasmatic infection, than any other which has been discovered ; and it has still another important advantage to the public, which is, that it is cheap as well as good. rnr.i'M'.r.n ut DR. J. C. AYER & CO, T.OWELL, MASS. Pities ONB Dollar. n:n Bottle. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral has won for itself euch a renown for the cure of every variety of Throat and Lung Complaint, that it is entirely unnecessary for us to recount the evidence of its virtues, wherever it has been em ployed. .As it has long been in comtant use throughout this section, we need not do more than assure the people its quality is kept up to the best it ever lios been, and that it may lie relied on to tut ilthU icuci all it lias tiu bv.cu luuuu to no. Ayer'3 ^ Cathartic Pill3, FOR ALL THE PURPOSES OF A PURGATIVE MEDICINE. For. Costiveness; Foil Tin: Cuitu op Dyspepsia ; For Jaundice; Fob, tub Cvbs op Indigestion ; Fon II bad actis; Fob. thk Coma or Dymsktssy; For a Fori. Stomach ; For the Curb op Erysipelas: For the Piles; Fon the CruB op Scrofula ; Fob am. Scrofulous Complaints; For the Curb op Rheumatism ; For Diseases op tub Skin ; Fob thb Cure or Lrmt Cootlaintj For Dropsy ; Fon the Cubs of Tetter, Tenons and Salt Km.cm; For Worms; For thb Cure op Gout; Fon a Dinner Pill; . For tub Cunr, or Xkjhaloia ; For Pcsifyiko tub Blood. They are sugar-coated, ao that the most sensi tive can take them pleasantly, and being purely vegetable, uo harm can arise from their use in any quantity. Price id cents per Box; Five boxes fat 31.00. Great numbers of Clergymen, Physicians, States men, and eminent personages, have lent their names to certify the unparalleled utcfulacss of these remedies, but our apace here trill not permit the insertion of them. The Agents below named fur nish gratis our AMERICAN Almanac in which they are given ; with also full descriptions of the above complaint:., and the treatment that should be fol lowed for their cure. . Do not be put off by unprincipled dealers with other preparations they make more profit on. Demand Aykh'h, and take no others. The sick want the best aid there is for them, and they should have it. Z All our Remedies arc for sale by way 11 c ly THE OLD ESTABLISHED Rektal (ffititnicis (gollctja OF AMERICA. THE SOUTHERN No. 8 N. Charles Street, BAL TIMORS, MO. Organised nnd Ihtvtrd Entirely to Prrpnrtnf/ tyjomiy arid ctliddlc gtfgcd ?/te7i TO BKCOMM tHOMO VaH (Practical Mcountants OVER 2500 YOUNG MEN MMOM TUM SO UTIIERN STA TBS have GR ADVA TED dt tkh INSTITUT/ON, nnnf are nmt> filling Retpon*il-le and ljucrarh* Position* it* tht Leading-BANKS AND BUSINESS HOUSES'/ the Conntrr. THERE ARE HO VACATIONS- Stvdmt* emm enter at etwy tin*,. Special Individual Instruction and s*ccei* gnarnn. teed. Send /or College Document* and tflenentt Sfexi' mens ef Penmanship. Enclose tree Postage Sttun/i. Address nil Communication* to 11 ?TV? W.fMI. BADLER, JVe#* . f / le StnmSktrn Pn,lne? Co/leg*, BALTIMOEEt MQ. \. "* Everbody in tb'iB Town aud County know of the GOOD THINGS in the Grocery und Provision Line to be found at 0. D. KORTJHHN'8 Popular Store. If not the announcement will be of more importance to llousa keeper* and Farmers tbau Mm newtf of =? cajstbts Death. Quality Genuine, Stock Complete and Fresh, Prices CHEAP and OTIPOEM And goncrul satisfaction guaranteed. ... My-LIQUORS and WINES are Jjj . PIT .' :t I / ; To please th# taste of evcij class of Customers, from men like the famous and fastidious CAPTAIN JACK To the humblest Householder of tho land. Flours, Sugars, Teas, Coffee, Bacon, Lnrd, Scgars, Tobacco, Fine Cogmic'jBrandy and Pure Whiskey for Medicinal purposes. All to be had for the asking at C. D. KOHTJOHFS. . ' At FCNDEItBUllk'S OLD STAND. may 17 ?k mW J. W. PATRICK & CO. (SUCCESSOR TO) T. Ci. VINO IS. Respectfully call tlu< attention of the Publie to their NEW ADDITION of SPRING 'GOODS just received and for sale at EXCEEDINGLY LOW PRICES. Our stock oonsists In part of LEGOS, JAP?NBS&i OR EN A DIN P.S. OIL COLD PERCALES POLKA DOTS, LAWNS. CROCHET NAINSOOKS. PLAIN AND OHECK CAMBRIC WHITE AND COLORED ORGANDIES. ' riQUB. NOTIONS, 1*^11 A.SOH.3, ?fcO. LATEST STYLES SPUING CLOTHING AND GENTS FURNISHING GOODS.] _M I ?MM I-Hj's J J-HQH i tAl 'i ? < Sill issai | * ? ? ? - ^ We l.ovc brought to this Market the EEEEI1R.ITE1? STAU SHIRT which we guarantee to FIT and WEAR butler than any other kind. Measures taken and made to order. Having for a long time scon the necessity of intro lu.-ing a FIRST CLASS HOOT and SIIOIO in this Market, will make this Department a SPECIALTY where can be found anv kind of Hoots and ,Phft?s rtoeir?il. from ?luv tiir????? Philailfdrdiia lnin.l m:ide tn the more v-w.......... utauea. Call and luspuci our stock ueluoryou purouuso auJ sc.- it wo can please you. J. AY. PATRICK & CO aprl JO ? , .??? .... .. ?. GREAT REDUCTION IN AT D. LOUIS' Now is the time to get BARGAINS. Call soon. may 10 . tf til_LL... ? 11 '1 ... U' WE ARE NOW orKNtNO oua - Stock of Spring; and Summer Goods, Such as WHITE GOODS, PRINTS, NOTIONS,,AC. Also- a full Lino of LADIES, MI88ES and GENTS SHOES, with HATH, TIES, COLLARS and CUFPS. FIXE OLD HAVANA < IUARS. In these "Herd Times to Live4' we have on hand many ?Meies that will contribute great, y to the "creature comforts." We intead to keep alwajs "FULL UP" in The GBOCEKY TWENTE And sell them CHEAP for cash. All are respcctfullyinviltd to call and examine our STOCK and PRICES. MOSELEY & CROOK. OPPOSITE CITIZENS SAVINGS BANK, mar 29 feb 8 '? ' \j # .1 SOUTH CAROLINA IIAILHAOD. Cn.\nT.*T,TOTf, 8. C. December 14, 1872. ON AND AFTKIt SUNDAY DECEMBER 14, the Fassengor Train od the South Carolina Railroad will run as follows: FOR COLUMBIA. Leave Charleston.?9.30 A. M. Arrivo at Columbia.5.20 1*. M. ron AUorsxA. Lenvc Charleston.;..9.30 A. M. Arrive at Augusta.5.'20 P. M. FOB nilABLEHTOX. Leave Columbia.9.00 P. M. Arrive at Charleston.4.45 P. M. Leave Augusta.9.00 A. M. Arrive at Charleston.4.45 A. M. COLUMBIA SlUHT EXPllEftS?su5day8 except Lcavc Charleston.7.30 P. M. Arrive ut Columbia.0.30 A. M. Leave Columbia.7.30 P. M. Arrive at Charleston.4 45 A. M. auuusta nioht express?sundays except ed Leave Charleston.8.30 P. M. Arrivo at Augusta..?.7.J!5 A. M. heave Augusta.6.16 P. M Arrive at Charleston.5.50 A. M. summkhvii.f.e tuain. Leave Sumincrvillc at.7.25 A. M. Arrive at Charleston at.8.40 A. M. heave Charleston at.3.35 P. M. Arrive at Sumiftorville ut.1.50 P. M. camdk.n branch. Leave .Camden.7.20 A. M. Arrive at Columbia.11.55 A. M. Leave Columbia.2.1? P. M Arrive at Camden. 0.65 P. M. Dny and Night Trains connect at Augusta, with Mucon and Augusta Kail Road, Central j Hail Road and Georgia Hail Road. This is the quiekest and most direct route, and as comfortable and cheap as any other route to I.ouiHville, Cincinnati, Chicago. St. Louis, and all other points West and Northwest. Columbia Night Train connects with Greenville and Columbia Railroad, nn 1 Dny and Night Trains connect with Charlotte Road. Through Tickets on sale, via this route to all points North. Camden Train connects at Kingvillo daily (except Sundays) with uay Passenger Train, and runs through to Columbia. A. L. TYLER, Vice-president. S. B. Piokens, General Ticket Agent. Doors, Sashes, Blinds, &c P. P. TO ALE, Manufacturer aad Dealer, No. 20 llayne Street and Hoi'.beck's Wharf C11 A It Iift ?l t_M. o. v^. fey*This is the Largest and most Com. plctc Factory of the kind in the Hoiillicrn States, nud nil Articles in this line can be furnished by Mr. P. P. Tom.kat prices which defy competition. Bof" A pamphlet wjth fall and detailed list of all sizes of Doors Sashes and Blinds, and the prices of each, will be sent free and post Puid, on applicatiod to' 1 P. 1?. TO A I.E., CHARLESTON, S. C. july 15 woe * MONEY CANNOT BUY IT! ror Sight is Priceless!! BUJ THE DIAMOND SPECTACLES WILL PRESERVE IT. If you Value your Fycsight tipe these Per fect Lenses, Ground fr^ra Minute Crystal Pebbles, Melted together, and derive their name "Diamond" on account of their Hard ness and Brilliancy. They will last many years without change, aud arc warranted superior to all others in use. Manufactured by .the Spencer Optica'. Manufacturing Co., New Vork. CAPTION.?None Gentling unless stamp d with our trade mark. For Sale by Responsible Agents through out tho t'nion. K. J! OLIV EROS, jan 20?ly Orangeburg, S. C. THE Citizens' Savings Bank OF SOUTH CAROLINA, OrnUffcbQrg Branch. Will pay 7 PER CK NT. INTEREST on SPECIAL DEPOSITS and 0 PER CENT, en SAVINGS DEPOSITS, Compounded Senii unnually. ff.ocjtl Finance Committee. Hon. tlfOS*. W. GLOVER. Col. PAUL g. RK4iD?R. Capt. JNO. A. HAMILTON. JAS. IL FOWLKS, Assistant Cashier, mar 23 jun cly At Private Sale. milE PLANTATION forming a part ol X the Estate of the late Col. Keitt, and known as thu DARRV PLACE. The traet oonsints of about liOO acres, one half well Timbered, the remainder Rioh, Red, Loam Soil, adapted to Crops of all kinds. Thine uro the Finest Lands in the District, and were valued at $20 per acre in 1866. Would bo sold for ono-half tba* ,o ice now. One fourth oash, the remair er in three instal ments bearing interest from date and *V cured by mortgage of tho same. This ia a splendid chance for anerync de siring to neon re Rick Lands, fine Wator Pow er, excellent Cattle Ringe and a Refined Neighborhood. Apply to ?Iva. L. M. KElrT, Or J G FE I TT Esq. jan ip? WANTED t All ouvma of working people, of either ???, young op eld, ?aalte j more mwtoy at work fop us in their snare o.- roenta. or all the ttmo, than el anything else. Pivrtic?lars free. Address Gj STIN30N k CO., sep' <m -Iq Porthud, Maifte. ARRIVING BY EVERY NORTHERN STEAMER, AT GEO. H. CORNELSON'S. In order to be prepared for the demanda of the season, I am receiving largo supplies of all the various goodn needed at this time of the year; auoh as Plantation Supplies, Toola, Plows, Iron, 4 And everything else necessary to make a crop. I am. Agent for the following valuable and established Manures : ETI WAN GUANO, ETI WAN DISSOLVED BONE, ETI WAN CROP FOOD, ATLANTIC PHOSPHATE. ATLANTIC ACID PHOSPHAT?, E FRANK COE'S PHOSPHATE, PERUVIAN GUANO. LAND PLASTER LIMB AND SALT. AH the above Manures are offered at manufacturers prices will le sold at the same terms as at the works and will be delivered if requested at any depot on the Soutb Carolina Railroads. job 1 GEO. H. CORNELSON. . J. L . DUKES' HOTEL. RUSSELL-STREET, ORANGEBURG, S. C. The Subscriber takes great pleasure in annnunciJrg to his FRIENDS and the COM MUNITY that he has OPENED a FIRST-CLASS HOTEL, at the Large Residence recent ly occupied by Mr. Dane Wnnnnmaker. Comfortable Accommodations, a Bounteous Table and Courteus Attention are Uuarautucd. jan 18-3m J. W. IT. IH KKS. REGULAR DAILY TU AIDE. ANOTHER TRAIN JUST IN-AND FILLED WITH D ESIRABLE GOODS! AND CUSTOMERS SHOPPING AT * BULL, SCOVILL k Making Selection from their Extraordinary Large ind Varied Stock of GENERAL MERCHANDISE. Their assortment, with constant addition*, is UNSURPASSED Both ns to STYLES and QUALITIES. Their facilities in drawing supplies from desirable Markets FOR THE CASH Enable them to make the best powsibT? JIATES, whijh is tho OLD RULE con tinued from its ORGANIZATION?. 18*42, Giving no experience of 30 years in Business. Economy and Enterprise togother with the Energy and gentlemanly deport ment of all their Assistants, are always found at tho OLD ESTABLISHED HOUSE of j BULL, SCOVILL & PIKE. may 25 e 1? WOULD INrOFM THE PUBLIC TITAT HB 18 STILL CARTtTrNTJ"ON TTM? C**-. rlage MtsVlug la all its various branches, sad will ManaWWolnre er Ropoift at the Sh ortest Not Ice, ?11 Carriages, Buggies er Wagons. Asm! ass also prepaj/ssi with NEW PRESS AND O NI TO GIN AND PACK COTTON SHORT NOTICE. Cotton GINNED AT MY MILL has brought from { U ? ee*t sao ? than that Ginned on the common U?m.