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Darwinism iu the Kltchnn.
I jriTiiTijffllf Xt TUT
I I WM takln' on my bonnet
(Ine artoinoou, at three,
When a biuscck Junip'd ?pen it,
Ab proved to be a flee.
Thea I takes it to the grato,
Between the bars to ?tick it;
But 1 hadn't long te wait
Ere it changed into a cricket.
?tys I, "Curo/Yc my senses
Is a-gettin' in a fog,"
So to drownd it I commences,
Whon it halters to a frog. *v $
Hero my heart b?gan to thttmp,
And no wonder I felt funky:
For the frog, with ono big jump,
Lcap'd hissclf into a monkey.
Then I open'd wide my eyes,
His features for to scan,
And observed, with great surprise,
That the monkey was a man.
But he vanished from my eight,
But I sunk upon tiie rloer,
Just as Missus, with a light,
Como inside Lha kitching door.
Then beginning to abuse mc,
Sho says, ''Sarah, you've been drinkin"!
I says, "No, mum, you'll excuse mc,
But I've merely been a-thinking.
"But, as sirre as I'amnoindcr,
That party, what you seo ?
A-gettiu' eut o' winder,
Have devolopod fromm flee!"
The Origlnul "Arkunsas Traveler.'"
We make no apology for pnbliahinu
this old, old story''?'tis true that it was
?written long ago, but it really never nets
old in one senso of the word. We have
had many a hearty laugh over it, and il
our readers will carefully study it they
will find much in it to interest them.
The sceno is that of a dilapidated 1 g
cabin iu Arkansas. Its dramat? p< r
sunac is a trapper seated up >n an iaver
d tub, playing the first part of a fami
liar air upou an old violin, aud his wife
nud children. A stranger enters and
tho following colloquy takes place:
Stranger?"How do you do sir? Are
you well ?"
Trapper?"Stranger, kin you call c
man who eats three sonar meals a day.
drinks hearty, aud sleep ?ound, well 7"
(Fiddles.)
S.?I thiuk I could, How long have
you been living here?" j
?I.?D'ye ye see that mountain thar V
S._?Well.'
T.?"That worh'yar when I come
hynr." (Fiddles.)
S,?''Thank you for tho informa
ti0^" v . i ? I
T.?"You're welcome."
S.?"Can I stay here to night V*
.?"Well, you can't stay h'yar."
S.?How long will it take to get to
the next tavern V*
T.?"Well, you'll not get thorc at all
if you stand thnr fooliu' with mo all
night." (Fiddles.)
8.?"How far do you call it to the
next tavern ?"
X?"I reckon it's upward's o'somc
distance
S.?Do you keep any spirits iu this
house!"
T.?"Guess thar's plouty down iu the
grave yard." (riddles.)
S.?"How do you cross the river
ahead,
T.?The du?ks swim across." (Fid
dles.)
S.?How fur is it to the forks of the
road ?"
T.?"Tho road ain't forked yet iu
these diggins." (Fiddles.)
S.?"Where does this road goto?"
T.?Well it uin't moved a step siueo
I've bcon h'yar "
S.?>Why don't you repair tho roof of
your house ? It must leak.
S,?>Cos it's becu raining liko all crea
tion for three weeks." (Fiddles.)
8.?Why dou't you meud it when it's
not raining ?"
Jjl T.?Cos,then it don't leak." (Fid
dies)
8,?"Why don't you play the second
part of that tuno ?'
T.?Cos, I don't know it. Kin you V
8.?lean'"
T.?"You kin? Look h'yar stranger
any man who can play tho secoond part
of that tune ov n go right into Congross
onto it."
8.?"Give me tho fiddlo." (Taking
the fiddlo nnd plays entire tune.)
T.?Yelling with joy .) "Thots it by*
. goll. Do it again stranger, Yahoy !
(shaking hands.) H'yah make you rself
at home. You can stay a week, live and
ttie here if it's agreeable. Here, Sal,
axing out that jog, and go* dig some
sassafras root and make the strangor a
?*. p of sea. Shako hands again stranger !
By t oil, your'e a trump?ydn ar a! Play
it again 1"
i .?-???? issssaaw? i
Teetotalers who felicitate themselves
on. Ihe progress of thedr cause will do
well to digest the follow log : An old
stager was compelled by his worthy
spouse to "join tho cold water army,"
which he did promising never to touoh
a drop of anything else, except in sick
ness. So far the story is excellent. But
now for the moral... The (seformed
individual has never been iceti $inc<k i
I> TZ ?T.A.MISO'N"
rpi
tlce
BUIIG and BARN'W
OPFli't! COURT
Fob 22d lly
F^Vff ^apd Ague, g
from which mankind suffer over a largo part of
the globe, is tho consequence of a diseased action
in the system, induced bv the poisonous miasm of
vegetable decay. This exhalation is evolved by '
the action of solar heat on wot soil, and rises with
the watery vapor from it. While the sun is below
tho horizon this vopor lingers near the earth's sur
face, aad the virus is taken, with it through the
lungs into the blood. Tacreit acts as an irritating
poison ou the internal viscera and excreting organs
of the body. The liver becomes toqdd and falls to
sacreto not only this virus, bat also the bile from
the blood. Both the virus nrtd tho bile accumulate
in tho circulation, and produce violent constitu
tional disorder. The splocn, the kidneys, and the
stomach sympathize with tho liver, and become
disordered also. Finally, the instinct of our or
ganism, as if in an attempt to expel the noxious
infusion, concentrates the whole blood of the bed"
in the internal excrctories to force them to cast it
out. The blood leavos the surface, and rushes to
the central organs with congestive violence. This
is thcCitlLL. But in this etrort it fails. Then tho
Fbvbr follows, in which the blood leaves the cen
tral organs and rushes to the surface, as if in
another effort to expel die irritating poison through
that other great excretory?the skin. In tlus
also it fails, and the system abandons tho attempt
exhausted, and waits for the recovery of strength
to refloat the hopeless effort another day. These
arc tnc fits or paroxysms of Fbvbr and Aovb.
Such constitutional disorder 'will of course under
mine tho health if it is not removed.
Wo havo labored to find, and hare found, an
antidote,
Ayer's Ague Cure,
which neutralises this malarious poison In the
blood, and stimulates the liver to expel it from the
body. As it should, bo it does cure this afflicting
disorder with perfect certainty. And it doct inor j,
or rather does what is of more service to thoso sub?
jeet to this infection. If taken in season it expels
it from the system as it is absorbed, and thus keeps
those who uso it free from its attacks; keeps tho
system in hoalth although exposed to the disease.
Consequently it not only cures, but protects from,
the great variety of affections which arc induced
by this malignant influence, such as Remittent
Fever, Chill Fever, Dumb, or Masked Ague,
Periodical Headache, or Bilious Headache, Bilious
Fevers, Neuralgia, Rheumatism, Gout, Blindness,
Toothache, Earache, Catarrh, Asthma, Palpita
tions, Painful Affections of the Spleen, Hysterics,
Colic, Paralysis, and tV infill A Hoc t ions of tho
Stomach ana Bowels, nil of which, When arising
from this cause, will be found to assume more or
less tho intermittent typo. This " Aocb Cube"
removes the cause of thesc derangements, and cares
tho disease.
Thin it accomplishes by stimulating the exerc
toric9 to expel tho virus from the system; and
these organs by degrees become habited to do this
their office of their own accord. Hence arise* what
wc term acclimatalion. Time may accomplish the
samo end, but often life is not long enough, or is
sacrificed iu the attempt, while this " Aovi: Cuts "
docs it at once, and with safety. We have gnat
reason to believe this is a Mirer as well a* safer
sremedv for the whole class of diseases which arc
caused by the miasmatic infection, than any other
which has been discovered ; and it has still another
important advantage to the public, which is, that
it is cheap as well as good.
rnr.i'M'.r.n ut
DR. J. C. AYER & CO,
T.OWELL, MASS.
Pities ONB Dollar. n:n Bottle.
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral
has won for itself euch a renown for the cure of
every variety of Throat and Lung Complaint, that
it is entirely unnecessary for us to recount the
evidence of its virtues, wherever it has been em
ployed. .As it has long been in comtant use
throughout this section, we need not do more than
assure the people its quality is kept up to the best
it ever lios been, and that it may lie relied on to
tut ilthU icuci all it lias tiu bv.cu luuuu to no.
Ayer'3 ^ Cathartic Pill3,
FOR ALL THE PURPOSES OF A PURGATIVE MEDICINE.
For. Costiveness;
Foil Tin: Cuitu op Dyspepsia ;
For Jaundice;
Fob, tub Cvbs op Indigestion ;
Fon II bad actis;
Fob. thk Coma or Dymsktssy;
For a Fori. Stomach ;
For the Curb op Erysipelas:
For the Piles;
Fon the CruB op Scrofula ;
Fob am. Scrofulous Complaints;
For the Curb op Rheumatism ;
For Diseases op tub Skin ;
Fob thb Cure or Lrmt Cootlaintj
For Dropsy ;
Fon the Cubs of Tetter, Tenons and Salt
Km.cm;
For Worms;
For thb Cure op Gout;
Fon a Dinner Pill;
. For tub Cunr, or Xkjhaloia ;
For Pcsifyiko tub Blood.
They are sugar-coated, ao that the most sensi
tive can take them pleasantly, and being purely
vegetable, uo harm can arise from their use in any
quantity.
Price id cents per Box; Five boxes fat 31.00.
Great numbers of Clergymen, Physicians, States
men, and eminent personages, have lent their
names to certify the unparalleled utcfulacss of these
remedies, but our apace here trill not permit the
insertion of them. The Agents below named fur
nish gratis our AMERICAN Almanac in which they
are given ; with also full descriptions of the above
complaint:., and the treatment that should be fol
lowed for their cure. .
Do not be put off by unprincipled dealers with
other preparations they make more profit on.
Demand Aykh'h, and take no others. The sick
want the best aid there is for them, and they should
have it. Z
All our Remedies arc for sale by
way 11 c ly
THE OLD ESTABLISHED
Rektal (ffititnicis (gollctja
OF AMERICA.
THE
SOUTHERN
No. 8 N. Charles Street,
BAL TIMORS, MO.
Organised nnd Ihtvtrd Entirely to Prrpnrtnf/
tyjomiy arid ctliddlc gtfgcd ?/te7i
TO BKCOMM tHOMO VaH
(Practical Mcountants
OVER 2500 YOUNG MEN
MMOM TUM
SO UTIIERN STA TBS
have GR ADVA TED dt tkh INSTITUT/ON, nnnf
are nmt> filling Retpon*il-le and ljucrarh* Position* it*
tht Leading-BANKS AND BUSINESS HOUSES'/
the Conntrr.
THERE ARE HO VACATIONS- Stvdmt* emm
enter at etwy tin*,.
Special Individual Instruction and s*ccei* gnarnn.
teed. Send /or College Document* and tflenentt Sfexi'
mens ef Penmanship. Enclose tree Postage Sttun/i.
Address nil Communication* to
11 ?TV? W.fMI. BADLER, JVe#*
. f / le StnmSktrn Pn,lne? Co/leg*,
BALTIMOEEt MQ.
\. "*
Everbody in tb'iB Town aud County know of the GOOD THINGS in the Grocery
und Provision Line to be found at 0. D. KORTJHHN'8 Popular Store.
If not the announcement will be of more importance to llousa
keeper* and Farmers tbau Mm newtf of
=? cajstbts
Death. Quality Genuine, Stock Complete and Fresh, Prices CHEAP and
OTIPOEM
And goncrul satisfaction guaranteed.
... My-LIQUORS and WINES are
Jjj . PIT .' :t I / ;
To please th# taste of evcij class of Customers, from men like the famous and
fastidious
CAPTAIN JACK
To the humblest Householder of tho land.
Flours, Sugars, Teas, Coffee, Bacon,
Lnrd, Scgars, Tobacco, Fine Cogmic'jBrandy and Pure Whiskey for Medicinal
purposes. All to be had for the asking at
C. D. KOHTJOHFS. . '
At FCNDEItBUllk'S OLD STAND.
may 17
?k mW
J. W. PATRICK & CO.
(SUCCESSOR TO)
T. Ci. VINO IS.
Respectfully call tlu< attention of the Publie to their NEW ADDITION of SPRING
'GOODS just received and for sale at EXCEEDINGLY LOW PRICES. Our stock oonsists
In part of
LEGOS, JAP?NBS&i OR EN A DIN P.S. OIL COLD PERCALES POLKA DOTS, LAWNS.
CROCHET NAINSOOKS. PLAIN AND OHECK CAMBRIC
WHITE AND COLORED ORGANDIES. '
riQUB.
NOTIONS, 1*^11 A.SOH.3, ?fcO.
LATEST STYLES SPUING CLOTHING AND GENTS FURNISHING
GOODS.]
_M I ?MM I-Hj's J J-HQH i tAl 'i ? < Sill issai | * ? ? ? - ^
We l.ovc brought to this Market the EEEEI1R.ITE1? STAU SHIRT
which we guarantee to FIT and WEAR butler than any other kind. Measures taken and
made to order.
Having for a long time scon the necessity of intro lu.-ing a FIRST CLASS HOOT
and SIIOIO in this Market, will make this Department a SPECIALTY where can be
found anv kind of Hoots and ,Phft?s rtoeir?il. from ?luv tiir????? Philailfdrdiia lnin.l m:ide tn
the more v-w.......... utauea. Call and luspuci our stock ueluoryou purouuso auJ sc.- it wo
can please you.
J. AY. PATRICK & CO
aprl JO
? , .??? .... .. ?.
GREAT REDUCTION
IN
AT
D. LOUIS'
Now is the time to get BARGAINS.
Call soon.
may 10 . tf
til_LL... ? 11 '1 ... U'
WE ARE NOW
orKNtNO oua -
Stock of Spring; and Summer Goods,
Such as WHITE GOODS, PRINTS, NOTIONS,,AC.
Also- a full Lino of LADIES, MI88ES and GENTS SHOES, with HATH, TIES,
COLLARS and CUFPS.
FIXE OLD HAVANA < IUARS.
In these "Herd Times to Live4' we have on hand many ?Meies that will contribute great,
y to the "creature comforts."
We intead to keep alwajs "FULL UP" in The
GBOCEKY TWENTE
And sell them CHEAP for cash. All are respcctfullyinviltd to call and examine our
STOCK and PRICES.
MOSELEY & CROOK.
OPPOSITE CITIZENS SAVINGS BANK,
mar 29 feb 8 '? ' \j
# .1
SOUTH CAROLINA IIAILHAOD.
Cn.\nT.*T,TOTf, 8. C. December 14, 1872.
ON AND AFTKIt SUNDAY DECEMBER
14, the Fassengor Train od the South
Carolina Railroad will run as follows:
FOR COLUMBIA.
Leave Charleston.?9.30 A. M.
Arrivo at Columbia.5.20 1*. M.
ron AUorsxA.
Lenvc Charleston.;..9.30 A. M.
Arrive at Augusta.5.'20 P. M.
FOB nilABLEHTOX.
Leave Columbia.9.00 P. M.
Arrive at Charleston.4.45 P. M.
Leave Augusta.9.00 A. M.
Arrive at Charleston.4.45 A. M.
COLUMBIA SlUHT EXPllEftS?su5day8 except
Lcavc Charleston.7.30 P. M.
Arrive ut Columbia.0.30 A. M.
Leave Columbia.7.30 P. M.
Arrive at Charleston.4 45 A. M.
auuusta nioht express?sundays except ed
Leave Charleston.8.30 P. M.
Arrivo at Augusta..?.7.J!5 A. M.
heave Augusta.6.16 P. M
Arrive at Charleston.5.50 A. M.
summkhvii.f.e tuain.
Leave Sumincrvillc at.7.25 A. M.
Arrive at Charleston at.8.40 A. M.
heave Charleston at.3.35 P. M.
Arrive at Sumiftorville ut.1.50 P. M.
camdk.n branch.
Leave .Camden.7.20 A. M.
Arrive at Columbia.11.55 A. M.
Leave Columbia.2.1? P. M
Arrive at Camden. 0.65 P. M.
Dny and Night Trains connect at Augusta,
with Mucon and Augusta Kail Road, Central j
Hail Road and Georgia Hail Road. This is
the quiekest and most direct route, and as
comfortable and cheap as any other route to
I.ouiHville, Cincinnati, Chicago. St. Louis,
and all other points West and Northwest.
Columbia Night Train connects with
Greenville and Columbia Railroad, nn 1 Dny
and Night Trains connect with Charlotte
Road.
Through Tickets on sale, via this route to
all points North.
Camden Train connects at Kingvillo daily
(except Sundays) with uay Passenger Train,
and runs through to Columbia.
A. L. TYLER, Vice-president.
S. B. Piokens, General Ticket Agent.
Doors, Sashes, Blinds, &c
P. P. TO ALE,
Manufacturer aad Dealer,
No. 20 llayne Street and Hoi'.beck's Wharf
C11 A It Iift ?l t_M. o. v^.
fey*This is the Largest and most Com.
plctc Factory of the kind in the Hoiillicrn
States, nud nil Articles in this line can be
furnished by Mr. P. P. Tom.kat prices which
defy competition.
Bof" A pamphlet wjth fall and detailed
list of all sizes of Doors Sashes and Blinds,
and the prices of each, will be sent free and
post Puid, on applicatiod to'
1 P. 1?. TO A I.E.,
CHARLESTON, S. C.
july 15 woe *
MONEY CANNOT BUY IT!
ror Sight is Priceless!!
BUJ THE DIAMOND SPECTACLES WILL
PRESERVE IT.
If you Value your Fycsight tipe these Per
fect Lenses, Ground fr^ra Minute Crystal
Pebbles, Melted together, and derive their
name "Diamond" on account of their Hard
ness and Brilliancy. They will last many
years without change, aud arc warranted
superior to all others in use.
Manufactured by .the Spencer Optica'.
Manufacturing Co., New Vork.
CAPTION.?None Gentling unless stamp
d with our trade mark.
For Sale by Responsible Agents through
out tho t'nion.
K. J! OLIV EROS,
jan 20?ly Orangeburg, S. C.
THE
Citizens' Savings Bank
OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
OrnUffcbQrg Branch.
Will pay 7 PER CK NT. INTEREST on
SPECIAL DEPOSITS and 0 PER CENT, en
SAVINGS DEPOSITS, Compounded Senii
unnually.
ff.ocjtl Finance Committee.
Hon. tlfOS*. W. GLOVER.
Col. PAUL g. RK4iD?R.
Capt. JNO. A. HAMILTON.
JAS. IL FOWLKS,
Assistant Cashier,
mar 23 jun cly
At Private Sale.
milE PLANTATION forming a part ol
X the Estate of the late Col. Keitt, and
known as thu DARRV PLACE. The traet
oonsints of about liOO acres, one half well
Timbered, the remainder Rioh, Red, Loam
Soil, adapted to Crops of all kinds. Thine
uro the Finest Lands in the District, and
were valued at $20 per acre in 1866. Would
bo sold for ono-half tba* ,o ice now. One
fourth oash, the remair er in three instal
ments bearing interest from date and *V
cured by mortgage of tho same.
This ia a splendid chance for anerync de
siring to neon re Rick Lands, fine Wator Pow
er, excellent Cattle Ringe and a Refined
Neighborhood. Apply to
?Iva. L. M. KElrT,
Or J G FE I TT Esq.
jan
ip? WANTED t All ouvma of working
people, of either ???, young op eld, ?aalte
j more mwtoy at work fop us in their snare
o.- roenta. or all the ttmo, than el anything
else. Pivrtic?lars free. Address
Gj STIN30N k CO.,
sep' <m -Iq Porthud, Maifte.
ARRIVING BY EVERY
NORTHERN STEAMER,
AT
GEO. H. CORNELSON'S.
In order to be prepared for the demanda of the season, I am receiving largo supplies of
all the various goodn needed at this time of the year; auoh as
Plantation Supplies, Toola, Plows, Iron, 4
And everything else necessary to make a crop. I am. Agent for the following valuable
and established Manures :
ETI WAN GUANO,
ETI WAN DISSOLVED BONE,
ETI WAN CROP FOOD,
ATLANTIC PHOSPHATE.
ATLANTIC ACID PHOSPHAT?,
E FRANK COE'S PHOSPHATE,
PERUVIAN GUANO.
LAND PLASTER LIMB AND SALT.
AH the above Manures are offered at manufacturers prices will le sold at the same
terms as at the works and will be delivered if requested at any depot on the Soutb Carolina
Railroads.
job 1 GEO. H. CORNELSON.
. J. L .
DUKES' HOTEL.
RUSSELL-STREET, ORANGEBURG, S. C.
The Subscriber takes great pleasure in annnunciJrg to his FRIENDS and the COM
MUNITY that he has OPENED a FIRST-CLASS HOTEL, at the Large Residence recent
ly occupied by Mr. Dane Wnnnnmaker. Comfortable Accommodations, a Bounteous
Table and Courteus Attention are Uuarautucd.
jan 18-3m J. W. IT. IH KKS.
REGULAR DAILY TU AIDE.
ANOTHER TRAIN JUST IN-AND FILLED WITH
D ESIRABLE GOODS!
AND CUSTOMERS SHOPPING AT *
BULL, SCOVILL k
Making Selection from their Extraordinary Large ind Varied Stock of
GENERAL MERCHANDISE.
Their assortment, with constant addition*, is
UNSURPASSED
Both ns to STYLES and QUALITIES.
Their facilities in drawing supplies from desirable Markets
FOR THE CASH
Enable them to make the best powsibT? JIATES, whijh is tho OLD RULE con
tinued from its ORGANIZATION?.
18*42,
Giving no experience of 30 years in Business.
Economy and Enterprise togother with the Energy and gentlemanly deport
ment of all their Assistants, are always found at tho OLD ESTABLISHED
HOUSE of
j BULL, SCOVILL & PIKE.
may 25 e 1?
WOULD INrOFM THE PUBLIC TITAT HB 18 STILL CARTtTrNTJ"ON TTM? C**-.
rlage MtsVlug la all its various branches, sad will ManaWWolnre er Ropoift at the
Sh ortest Not Ice, ?11 Carriages, Buggies er Wagons. Asm! ass also prepaj/ssi with
NEW PRESS AND O NI TO GIN AND PACK COTTON
SHORT NOTICE. Cotton GINNED AT MY MILL has brought from { U ? ee*t sao ?
than that Ginned on the common U?m.