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General Commission Merchants, Adgrr't Wharf, CHARLESTON, S. C. Oswsll Reeder. Zones SWA* DWvis oct 16 6m f. F. Baomx. R. R. Hortons H. C. HetHllHS. SJiomii; ?fc do. COTTON FACTO 118 AJrn COMMISSION SifcttOlMNTS. NORttt ATliASftC wha hi\ CHAit?5fON. 8. C. LtWal Adr?rtess made on Cowsigutncnt. Rur BS fo Andrew Sitrloftds, Eeq., Pres t let NaijUTttal Beek, Charleston, S. C. may SI wee tf WAS? lira M. W. Wi?attonf cor*?* '?J&?VAI8 A ASRKM1H.V STft&ET^ iOHSJKA, S, cv Cenvenje?rf fo tho Greenville and riravtesfon Railroads and the Business portion of the City. Rat? of Transient Board?Two Dollars per Day. Regular Bouorder-s- saeeived st Rtascuahlo JUtes **? 10? if Extracts. Oh, Absalom! my son 1 my son t Ilia fleece waa white aa snow ; He st?le a pig and away he run Tn the Bay or Biscay. O! The boy fttoiftl be the burning deck, And Ittoked his pipe of clay, And bet his money on the bob tailed nag, When the motu had gone away. I'm lofjeiy ?lade my mother died? The ice ia around her still? So I'll peel a bag of taters, 0 ! With the sword of Buukvr Hill. It ia the hour When from the boughs I kissed my Polly Ann, tio run, Elijah, attd hurry np Pomp, Yes, or any other man. Oh. what srtj ffte Wild waves saying ? I cried the long night through. And a toice replied far up the height, A Ulfe more cider loo. The harp of nature's advent strung Is coming through the rye, Then kiss me quick and go, my honoy, 8aid the spider to the fly. My Willie's Ori the dnrfe Mete sect, With foil five hundred more, A?d my days are glidlhg swiftly by To the Old Kentucky shore. XANKERS trOK THE ROAD. OF SANDED SUGAR. My dear II oratio,? I was lately read ing my newspaper after breakfast, and came in tho regnlaf ordur*-?for I should bd sorry to perform so important a cere mony in a disorderly uianrrer?npou a teport concerning the sauding of sugar. The details were very unpleasant; but I am not so sure, since We aftr told that we mnst ?II cat our peck ot dirt, that it is ft.>t as agreeable to have it sweetened and to consume it, as it were, surrep titiously. I went buck to the table and looked iu my cup, but I could see no rand; and I inspected tho sugur bowl, but all looked fair The" hue was not us satisfactory, indeed, aa that of the" table Cloth, b?t I 8aW 00 sund. Indeed it is not to be found in that kind oi sugar. The adulteration is in the brown, in the sugar that my pooror neighbors buy fof their Coffee ; and the reporter tells me (hat the-e is aa enor mous quantity of that sauded sugar al ways iu the market. 1 have my rea3oos for believing him, although, as I have told you. I do not fiud them in my own sugur bowl. But I observe that sugar of every kind is so profusely sauded that I can readily be lieve it of this particular form. I re member that among the boys at school there was a saying that you had better bite Deacon Truss's eaudy carefully, or you would break yowr teeth ayainst u boulder. He Was to? sfircWtf a merch ant to "educe the bulk of the sugar which he trausformed into candy, so thut wc consumed it in the original state, and cousuuied it at our ptril. The deacon did not see why he .should losd jecuOee Bintat people chose to sand the strgar lhaft they sold him, aud even if they put ptfbrjfcH fovto it he Wotild .-how them that it should'trot be to his injury. '1 hat assertion was fully vindicated whe? eVer a boy's tooth was broker*. What I meant to ssy wusr that there is a great deal of fine manner which .:; V . ? . _ . u.. . .%. . u .. . ?.:. "~ * ?a.r?????v? 83 ??*"?>= '-':: at the dcaCon's candy. It may be sugar, but it may also be sanded, aud even with grains of the pebble size. If you know i'uliuurus, you know probably what 1 mean. His nomrter ih wonder ful. He probably early heard ami entirely misunderstood the remark that manners make the man. lie IS till SUilh'S aud softness und smoothness: a kind ol silk or satin man. He is described t>y all the adjectives that begin with asibii a lit, und u broad ode oi the words thai characterise his manners Seems to be a volley of hisses, i'uliuurtts pressetyom hand in both id Ins, as it nothing tfifite s? Uissful hud ever bufullcu him us feeing you then uud there Iiis voice lias the loi.e ut*4 h s general address1 the character wluc'h* 1 have sometimes re ?narked it* pastors toward tho loveliest ausY Most yooihfal lambs of thu ?oek His Voise m very low, and his emplaiSin is iiiteSSi*f!t and liiteiuHJ. He stroke.-, ^nur hsMidi ua he converses, uud it is easy to iumgioe him dissolving in hin own emotion like u Imnp of sugar in warm water. indeed, how often have I been in u room when I'uliuurus entered, und felt hs he appeared thut we were a cup ot very indifferent mixture to which the saccharine element was now added?the lump of itijnr wjs dropj 1 iu' l>ul who likes Palinurus ? He beams sod smiles and rtlbs his hands and bends his bead, and the words axade from his mouth as ir they Were aetaally tUoous. But who, I say, likes him ? To woman he is all soft fiaiterjc?iO mco u? iS &!! gentle delereooe; he acquieaoes With an obsequious bow before you hare said what you mean; and Mrs. General, who I devcted her life to cultivating in others a ' stewed prune" expression of counten ance, could have been taught by Puliuurus. The difficulty is that the sugar is sanded. You have to receive the uiuntiers of Palinurus us the boys bit Deacon Truss's candy?with the con scious possibility of encountering a' boulder* All (his sugar is aauded with insincerity. The boulder against which you faight break your teeth is falsity. And why, 1 say, as I lead iu the news paper the report about the grocers?why should not sugar be sanded, it manners uru ? Dues it go beyond manners ? I asked myself the question because I ehauced to sec Felinu tripping by iu the morn* iug buushiuo. A bright, pretty, pleas ant young woman I believe tbat you think her} apparently ciiuublo us the ?oiId breete nud gentle as the ideal May L know her well from old family associa tion, und 1 "hell not deny that ehe has great attract ions. It is a cheerful, buoy uut tcuiperament. She is gay, aud makes others so. Fcliua is a swoet wo man, is the general remark ; and dow uger Indies tap Whisker, her h urban .J, with iheir luus as he briugs thcui stewed lerrap.n ut nupper, and suy to him, "Do you know yeur blessings/ Do you know what it is to have such a woman as Feline as the gugar iu your cup ?" Whisker thinks that he does. lie iiuugiu.es thut he kuows all ubout it. bhe is jili as .ut aud gay, hut she is not an angel. She is, indeed, "a sweet little thiug," but 'tho house is untidy, the children are slatternly. Fcliua is very lov'y, hut very la*y aud shift loss, j "Certainly, dear madatuc," he? replies to Mrs. Terrapin j ''certainly, Fcliua is the sugar iu tuy tup "' Audibly he says no mor**, and stands grinning but ore tho dowager. Dut if he does uot say it to j himself, he feels always, "Sugar ! oh, ! certainly, sugar j but it k sanded." When Felicia had passed I did not I take up thy paper. T was thinking of n i certain friend of ours who, as he say, is I also the friend of all uufortu tatq causes. ?'It is my g'ory," he adds, 'to he ad dicted to philanthropy. What is more elevating than philanthropy ? Hail philanthropy, and all the oppressed peoples and unfortunate causes 1" What a churm that call hoi*! Our friend has not spared h's tongue or his pen iu ad vocatirrg the project of u balloon express to the moon, which ho declares will be a boon to suttering humanity. '"Give us." he cries, "0 perverse aud fickle genera tion, give us but a balloon express to the moon, and humanity will cease to suffer. In the name of Immunity I demand this and every other ki.id of express." Here are honest sympathy aud siueerc hupe 't here is no reufoo for doubtiugth.it our friend means what ho says He over flows with sweetness toward his kiud lie is eloquent, devoted; und when wc call the roll uf those whom progress and - :?- .!. (:..?.: in hnnnr UM? r!.??'?.?? -<;t his name. In fact, to very many of us his imhum stands for an uxpentiotml character <<H fidelity and simplicity und self tmorlticel and those of us who are eo lucky us I 41 have children meditate the propriety am gtVttfg them his name. Dut what is tlnsfl lusiiimfion o? Ileitis, tImt.;;: .ur I'rieud JE ease honesty i? M>e Bfc:?t pcliey ? Th<rtB is something unpleasantly suggestive itfl ins tone. Aud when it appears t h ill our friend hus iuvested large sums ?>? money m the ohauoo of a lunar expretsM when we discover that our friend ol huH i.r-'i.ity is intensely se.tlish and vindictive! that the' oVevrrtee of the rights of opfl pressed peoples has made a huge lorl tunu by bloekudo running into theifl ports, and that the champion of all iruforH lunate causes has hud an eye upon th<fl -npi<<T' of the rest of their friends, wil oSi iv.? say tlrat he is fa Is- and ascouudl rul, lor he is not , hut we do say that ] the reported is evidently correct, an 1 t hat there is an enormous qu.iutity of I sanded* sugui' iu thy market. Wlwrt else is much- of tho preaching ^ that we hear? The good book is full i of the love of God, which ie perfect bwuetness, aud tho uni er.-al conscience and uouboiousucss confirm tho truth. No man walkb abroad without feeling it. beauty every whero uud :orriw au.l mystery; but wherever there it a ter rible and iuserible aud inscrutable blow, there it alto the simultaneous, deeper than the numbing state of sorrow, bi infinite and per retire lore. And here c-omca uif rsrerepd brother into his pulpit, and for on hour elaborates from the. text ?'God i*dove''a ayatem of the universe that it merely devilish, at if from the heart of the pure and odorous magnolia a loathsome, deadly scrpcut should uncoil and eacompass the garde u. His theology is set thick with aogry and poisonous thorns that sting us all over. But his Hie is self-denying; it is ascetic No old sitttt of tradition more mortifies the flesh than he. Satan takes him up into tbe high mountains of am bition and temptation, but in vain?in vain. An anchorite whom tno demons could not stir, thin, wasted, dry, with strange study ami eudlcss vigil, be comes from the pitxaiouless cell of his library into the pulpit, and no demon whom he has triumphantly despised is more appalling than the demon that he depicts God to be. Alus, Horatio, even that sugar ot faith and self denial is 8uudcd 1 Or, again, the brother who is not dry, nor ascetic, nor wa?ted, who refuses to seclude himself from other men, aud who says truly that no man can teach mcu who does not know men?it is notea6yto describe what we feel about him ; but we do feel it, aud when lie ascends the pulpit stairs we kuow tint it is not his place. He is a good fellow, we all agree; he is even a jolly good fellow; he is kind-heart ed, indoleut, genial; he loves good wine aud fat meat?and bo may every healthy uiau, and do shame to him. Do we ask that a minister shall be a monk? Do we require the mortification ofevery honest and necessary human appetite? Far from it. No men more fatally caricatured the Uhrfntlin character and litu than the old saints. 'But a preacher luust be spiritually minded, or he can not j touch us deeply. i his good brother is uol a reprobate moretha'.j the nther. 11.- I doc* not devote us to endless tire with the other, and he proclaims that goodness is ita own reward, fie is sincere. But somelinow goodness eeetnv to*have a kiud of plum pudding moaning in his mouth. As I hear him?excellent, sincere, worthy man?I can not rid my miud of Goldsmith's music, "Allured to brighter worlds and led tho way." Does he do that? I am not condemn ing him, Horatio?for who am 1 ? Hut even this sugar i? sanded KeligKrn is' something more, than apple-dump lings. Now, my boy, if wc have any sugar of any kind to oiler iu the market, let us sift out the sand as carefully as we c:;u. For these terrible reporters give the World no peace. L road yesterday a review of the new poem which we liked so much. Tito critic said iu effect th it he had almost broken his teeth. There is a great deal of sand in this sugar, he said. Sift, for your life, Horatio! Your fi ten 1, AN OLD BACHELOR. In tho Superior Court iu Uo-ton a de cision has been rendered which is of in terest to the managers of public convey ances. A man num id Stund iah took- pas sage irf KaH itivor on otre of the boats inevitable, overladen tile comes in for its share in tho Kcorro. Jmkn has been indulging too freely in ardent spirits. At s stredt ??rii&i m'm hat dropj into ?Hie gutter. Saya Jinks, "I know --' -*i* pick yr;r up I'll fall ?If I fall yo^woo't p?hie?me?hie up?Good night." And he walk off with a ptuile of satisfaction, describing innumerable rig iaga as*h? goe^leaviug hie hat in the gut, r "I am for Graut. We hid one Andy Johnson; I will not rod the risk of getting another in, and Horaee Greely ia such. I want a man with some decided prluci-1 pies. Orcefy never had any. Besides, t | consider Gkeely a secession candidate. I boliove the plot to oominate him was batched by Southern white rebels more than a year ago, aod has been mainly nursed by them. I advise those who mean to vote for him to find oat what agreement has been made by Mr. Gree ley's friends with Jeff. Davis and his staff, as to office aud patronage; I am perfectly certain that there is a distinct mutual understanding, if not a positive contract, between them. If Horace Greely enters the White House, Jeff. Davis will be as truly part of the ad ministration as Seward was in Lincoln's day. No negro can vole for Grecley who values his lifo or property, or caaes for his race. If, by frowu of Provideuce, he ia elected, Ishull advise every South ern loyalist to load the revolvers that Grant's arrest of North Caroliua Ku Klux has allowed to be la\d aside. If he is elected, let the negros live iu squads of filly; whom no coward will dare shoot down, and show no property after sunset. Lonely men will be shot, and no black man will own r*. mule forty hours if any rebel knows the fact. For a loyal ad ministration to protect the negro, awe the rebels, anc give the workiugmao a chance. Grant,s little finger is worth a baker's dozen of Greeleys-? WenJell P/iillipu. - -iHisai ? sin Hon. A H. Stepheua, io a lengthy editorial iu tho Atlant i Sun,' pitches into August Beltnont and his Democrat ic coadjutors for what he styles trying to "hitch the Democratic car to tho Radical engine "at Cincinnati by working up Charles Francis Adams as a candi date to the Presidency, aud continents, in a characteristic vein, against the policy of giving up tho "Jofl'ersouian platform," or of Democrats voliug for any other than Democratic candidates, j He trusts they will not, for a moment, j entertain the idea of choosing between i Gen. Giltst and Mr. Groeley. Ii is \ trun, he says, that Qre< !ey went br.il for Mr. Davis, but Grant prevented the ar rest of General Lee. Besides, he adds, if Mr. Greeley has ever raised his voice against either of the "enforcement acts," even the infamous ku-klux act, he is not aware of it. He does uot suggest, however, any practical way out of tribu lation for his brethren of tho South. The Aikcu Tribune learns, trutn a recent personal conference with some of the members of the Executive Committee of the party; "that the State Republican Conveutiou for the nomination of a State j ticket, aud the transaction of other bust- j ness incidental to the interests of the Republican party in the approaching j campaign, will uot be called until the latter part of month of the August or early iu h'epf einher. In deciding upon this j course the Executive Committee arc j influenced by tho very laudable desire to avoid tho disturbance of the ncrricul- I tural interests of the country whi.-h a canvass at any earlier day would inevi table occasion, and in this view the committee will be sustained by theeouu trv ut lartre." This we reearu as a wise | conclusion, as tht re will he ample time, I from the Grst of September to the election, to iiHow for what will be necessarily, a sharp campaign*, and which will be iu the Republican p'rly itself. Congress h is passed a bill amendatory of the bankrupt law. It allows all ex emptions allowed by any State law on the first day of January, 1871. This will save to bankrupts in Virginia two thousand dollars worth of property. Ii also exempts a widow's doffcr, or other estate in lieu thereof, it the .State law so provides; also life insurance to the amount of five thousand dollar.-. The time during which buukrnpts may be dieharged upou payment of fifty cent, of their indebtedness i~ extended until July 1, 1873; judgtnontsobtuined against persons or property before petit ions in bankruptcy are filed are be first aud lully satisfied. Changers iu the method of appointing registrars, iu the matter of marshals, lets md other its* important particulars, a:-j also mad? A new boy io one of the Ridgefield. Conn., Sun lay chools. who was asked who made the beautiful hills about huu replied tbat he did uot kuow, as his pa routs only moved iu-totowu the Frida bef t A Touchino Incident.?Dar one of the most tremeadoaj snow ?ret witnessed hero iaxt winter, oar J^wfaa-nimanjtmiiipiaxawrtay-' k\ poor ^]|BMi|MM her 'j?jj-M^jMrfaTwffraTnftfjr** age, who had goacoutiBtheaerQiog to the wo ods-~c Utting with Beveral others. JJnable to Deer her anxieties, the poor mother rushed out into the blinding snow-drift, hoping to find her boy, and that her feeble arms might in some waj help him homeward. After struggling ou . for several miles ehe met the part/, who were on their return. By this time she was utterly exhausted end unable to retrace her steps. What was to be done 1 Sho sank down iu the snow, worn out with fatigue and hunger. The little party of boys were quite unable to bear her among them homeward, and to re main with her would have been certain death to all. It was agreed that they should cover her 08 well possible and return to the village for help. Her son, how ever, nobly refused to leave his mother, though to remain was iu all probability certuin death. When the lads gave the alarm in the village a number of men at the peril of their lives went out to res cue the mother and her son. Their efforts to find thc-ui were for Bevor?, days fruitless. They were finally found under a cliff, frozen to death aud locked in one another's arms. "In death thoy were not divided,"' for theirs was a Move stronger than death." It would be difficult . to find a more tonnhing in stance of reif sacrificing affection than this oue, taken from "the short and simple anuals of the poor." Unaccountable Phenomena at a Party.?The foliowiog story is told of a young lady aud a gentleman at a fashionable purty in Nashville : The young raao was handsome and happy, the young lady arrcyed in lavender, rose, &c, with gold powdered hair flowingover her swan-like neck. Find ing the heat of the room too much for them, thoy "J< ught the cord shade of an arbor, where they might iiolea to the fountain's fall. The music rose and fell, tin.e flew on silver pinions, aud after an I abseucc of at least an hour, our young . friends re-entered the brilliantly illmni uuted parlors. The lady passed on in I the dance, but the young man was slightly taken uback by his uert neigh bor informing him that round his ueck was the unmistakable priut of two arms in chalk and diamond dust, and ou one shoulder a quantity of yollow dust, bloom of Jpulh, and yellow powder mix el up generally. The lady's hair was observed to be several shades palor. A touching incident is reported from Chattanooga. An utter stranger called on a respectable farmer last week, and asked him if his house had not oueu robbed during the war. The farmer re plied that it had. UI," said the strang er, "was one of the marauding party that took it. I took a little silver lock et." "That locket," said tho farmer, bursting into tears, "had been woru by my dear, dead child." "Here it is," re plied the stranger, visibly affected; "I am rich ; let me make restitution; here arc ?20 for your little son." He gave tl?e farmer n S50 bill and received 830 tumuge. tie tnoc Wrung vuss s hand warmly and lelt. The farmer has since dried his tears and 1 )adcd his bltOt "uu. Thv. 850 bill was bad. ?O oid lady who wus iu the habit of declaring, after the occurrence of any event, that she had predicted it, was one day cleverly "sold" by her raorthy spouse, who, I ke many others we wot. of, had got tired of hearing her eternal "I told you so " Hushing into toe house, brestbless with oxcitnient, he droppod into a chari'. elevated his hands, and exclaimed: "Oh, my dear, what do you think. Tho cow ha^gone au 1 eatou up our griiidstone!" Tho old lady was ready, and, hardly waiting to hear the last word, screamed out at the top of her lungs: "I told you so! Yon always would lot it stand out o' doors*" A young lady, recently married to a farmer. ot>c day vi>ited tho cow houc.e, when sire thus interrogated' her milk maid, "By the by, Mary, which of these oowa ib it that, givec the butter milk ?" /in o!d lady of Bloomsbutg, 111., who was rather short-sighted, took a b >x it new.pat? it pill , They cured her, hut turned out to be black beads with a hole in them, and she is going <?> swall ?w a ctring to .'i io~ th< in end a Yankee the woods, the hon?, and the aoiatfti The http? Mn but he did o At he* *? iJifl horse h&d been like a dog whenever he i the epors. Seeing a w?d Yankee made huv and asserted he vna was his cdetom. The io the direction indicated I nose, and op rose ? turkey, tied the matter, the trade and saddles snd horses After a time they came to ?< rapid stream, ever which carried his rider with Kentuckian, on the Yankee's old found great difficulty in and when he had reached to the stream he was afraid che allow himself to be carried away, and so endeavored to spar him up to more vigorous action. Dowq sat the old horse on hia hadnches. "Look a here !" shouted the eurCjgoa and partially submerged Kentuckian lb the Yaukee on the other side of 9t9 stream, "Whet dues all this mean V "I want you to know, stranger," cried the Yaukee, preparing to ride SJMf/? 'Uhat thai there hon will pint fith as he tvill fotol,' Self-Tohmbnt.?More this world is self-afflicted.?People reJat evil spirits?-vulge Wo? devils?and imaginary evils, till they I into bona fide despair. Of this i delf-tormeutors was the kitchen maid whom her mistress fonnd weeping bitterly in the kitohen. The heated oven had cooled, the batch of bread ready for baking was filling tho paus from the ' high estate" ft* yeast had raised it, sod Betty iog oa if her heart would break : "What is the matter V* "Why (sobs) just as I bei got the o7ou nice and hot," (-lobs apjaia ) Well," said the i "did you butn yotfrsoff V "No, ma'am, I happened to theak*'-*-' (sobs.) "Well, Betty." "That if X should fver gee "You wouldn't cry attack^ ly." "And should have a nine littfe he by"- , "Well, well!" 9 "Aud it ?hall just go alone, boo-oo-tf J aud I shall get the oven hot, boo-CO-c I ?aud ahould le*s-o it, aud the haby should crawl iu, boooo-0 wao-oo-o 1 it would 1 uro itself to death ! boc-oo-oo o V "Vat makes you darV quired a Dutchman ef hia da-aghter who was being kissed by her ewroeAhewt Tory clamorously. "O, not niuch--jU3t courting a HttTe ?dat's all." "Ghol dat'i all eh ? I thought you I was fightiu!" - m i 1 me ?? 1 Tmk Nomina riON or Judos Wil LAKD?A uiuvei?nut w Ofi luvt tor m ' m.is; mceth.g of I'opirbHeaoC raworable ? to -h= sk~i "* T**j~i ej .S . uniUrd ss Governor of tWs Stake. A weft st fetided meeting if Republicans WUO uVd i last Tuesday evening, at Market Rail, to ' consider the proposal, and it was re ! *olved tbat a mass meeting be teilt at White Point Gar Ion, on Monday even I ing, the 17th instant. It is expected ' that .TtHgc Willurd and other Well 1 knowu -pe-ikers will bo present toad ! dres? the meeting, and that the iuforraal nomination already madew?l be ratified. "No woman ain't gut no right to se2 ou a jury, unle?s ?h* ?* a man, and every lawyer kuows it, snd I don't believe tt I anyhow," was tho conclusive argument i of a Wyoming statesman. I "My dear," said s husband is fats bet ; ter half after a tjuarrel, "yen will never be permitted to 50 to hoavotf." *'^bfy nut'.'"' "Because you will be waated ss a tormentor down tVh?w." Con noetic ut should be ??4eW with tho laziest fisherman. Tko iVfNidual iu question is a %8ftcen*h amendment." ' who tiet. his fish-line to his dog, and wiiou be gets a bite, kicke his dog. L war the only woman who nYrer threatened to go and live with munHtt.a. Aud Adaui watt the ouly man whrj never' j tantalised hie wife about tho way. OJvWirer" ?X 0 1 H CO lv.