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rN1 TE JOKERS' BUDGEr. WIhAT WE FIND IN TIIE HUIOIROUS PAPEIIS. GLAD TO SEE HIM. A young man in a far Western town n met a lady on the street who was t from the same Fastern town he was, t but who had never treated him very cor- n dially at home. She vas glad to see ( him, and rushed at him with: ft "How do you do? I'm awful glad to l see you. When did you come? How o are all the folks?" "Very well, thank you. I cane in--" I "Well, I'm so glad to see you," she a interrupted impet11ou1sly. "You know, c I never knew you very well in S-- , but ii I get so homesick out h1ere that I'm glad d to see even a log, if it comes from the h dear old place. "--Drumn:e r. 1i HAD TO (10 ON. t In the panicky days of 1872 a Ba,lt, norean wont to a trusted friend an t asked his advice in regard to failing. and affecting a cheap settlement wit l4 his creditors. 8 "What are your liabilities ?" wai r asked. "About $2,000." 1 "And your assets ?" s "Oh, I'm worth about $50,000." "And how much do you hope to beat your creditors out of ?" "Well, perhaps twelve hundred." "My dear sir, you are next door to a business idiot I Whore you beat yotu creditors out of twelve hundred the la vers will beat you out of twenty-forl'. You have started altogether wron. You should be worth $2,000 and be il. debt $50,000. Let this be a solennl, warning never to do such a foolish thin" again. No, sir, you can't fail. (ib hack to the business and pay dollar fol dollar, and it will serve you just right, too." The dealer followed the advice, nnd it wasn't until last year that ho col, bring a failure around and settle for twelve cents on the dollar.- Vai S'reci News. A SINGULAR EXPREsS PAOKAGE. A lady who was waiting for a package in the freight department of the Ameri can Express oflice sat down on some boxes arid carelessly rested one arm on sn ex press package close hv. In ia few mot ments something warmn and soft toncehe' her arm, causing a very curious thrill She loced into tie box through a nar row erack and saw two bright eyes, when she appealed to one of the me': "There', something alive in there, 51shsggest'd. "I guess L.ot," said the man going oe with his work. The next moment a little, feeble wait came from the box. "Good gracious, it's a baby," cried the alarmed woman, "and it will surelN smother I" 3everal employees gathered around t he aox, and on inspecting the aperture the% cauld distinctly see the bright eys: and 1mal pathetic face of a deserted i,. fant. Humanity is ever upprerlfst. Some of the men were fathers. TheS could not stand this cruel aluse of lell less offspring, and one indignantllr m11ts tore off the cover, and-a small Afr,e:;, monkey, billed to the German bird-st w weight five pounds, express charge s< v ent.y-fivo cents, leaped over their her,l and curved itself defiantly on a pile el boxes. Tab,leau on tfelui dy's pa i Monkey baby cagedl and( delivered,l Saturday. --Detrot /I1'odt. NOT HO sALT UP THERE. A good story is told of an elderly gen-. tieman who lias be.:nu visiting ini lango1 for some timte pat says the Commer cial. He had been observed every' pleasant afternoon sitting neat' th'e string piece of the lower Maine Centr-al Railroad whatrf, tasking in the whole of the fresh souithswester which usually ruffles the Penobsc'ot in summier, andl one day a stevedloro lounged up, and biting off a piece of ''pig-tail,' asked confidentially: "Waitin' for some craft a-comLin' ou this breeze ?" "No,'' ansswere'd the visitor. "Ouist as vessil ini the tier ?'" "'Oh, deari ! no."' "Friap)s yet'r i watsr ship ?" "'Heavens, no(! I'm not a sailor. "'Like teir hansig up r'ouind their dock, liey ?" .'"Yes," aniswered1 the visitor, enthut siastically, "'I do like t.o sit here sands breath the csool salt air ats it comes rush in fronm the sea." "'The stevedore threw away his end, pst his hanids in his p)ockets and bsent as 1l)ok of mingled p)ity and1( contempt on the stranger, as lhe said: "Salt I Theire ain't no salt winid uph here. Why they fill biter's six miles below Bangor." And thus another bright fancy wit. e t'pped on. A DIFPEuENOE. An administrator who, ins winding sap he estate of a- deceased friend, inserted1 a notice in a niewsp)aper, to the efec hat all who hiad accounts with the lateIs Colonel Burkle, must conme and set tle, or legal steps would be taken to enfo'es such settlement. The next day a mn called around antd said: "I. am glad that you printed thasi warning, for I don't want to go to latw. "'You are an honest man," replied the, .shinlistr'ator-. "Yes, I hope so. I owed the colonelI "Shall I write you a receipt ?" "No,. not yet. The colonel, aw thsi note will show, owed me fort.y dolilars. Give me twenty dollars, as I don't~ waint to be~ drawn into law" "Give you twenty dollars !" exelasimse, the administrator. "Do you taske men for a fool ? The business of an admins istrator is to collect debts, andl not to p):n~ them.".-.rkanaa Taveler.. HE'D) LKE TO ENOW, TOO. A sailor who thought he had beens cheated by a second-hand clothier ins Buffalo, returned with the garment anid demanded his money. When this was refused, he shouted out: "I'll1 raise a row with some of yoss here I" "Vell, who shall It be ?" "I want to see the party who owno this store," "So doLI" "Where is he 2" "Dot's what I'd like to know m,ys'lf. You see, my front, my uncle Isaac' fis opened dis athore, und he failed unid sac algned. Den my fadder-Jaw he runis is I un burns ondt, und shlips off to Ne w a L York. Den- my brudlder Moses ruins it ] mynd pagte cenits on der dollar. Desn t mo agn, un su't h nc fel do U scooPed her Out of eafery shilling, s aong comes~ her cousin mit a chattel- n rt.eon der last old coat. If you b~ teme who owns, dis placelIlike to g onsuch a suit of clote ash 'could h fOOl stuck up Sn caer."- Is REVISED ANECDOTES.. - onnetbhnor In the Way of Fables from) Ilnrper'" Mngnzlne 'or July. Drooi xs.-Diogenes the Athenian aving by his cynical remarks induced lie citizens to believe that their rulers Pere no better than they should be, and hat he had a corner on virtue and in .lligonce, met one day at noon the Com itteo of One Hundred, and upon in uiring of them their mission, was in. )rmed that they were looking fer_ onest man to run for Ohief Magistrate f the city on a non-par isan ticket. "In that case, follow-citizens," replied iogenes, "you need go no further. I fn the man you ar" looking for. Your lndidato I will bc.'" And after accept 1g the nolmiinationl he added, in confli ence, to the friends in whose hands he ad placed himself, that he did not lie eve in a man hiding his lantern under a ib. A .la.%NDErI AND BuC1I'nAI.us.--Pil.p f Macedon was the possessor of a hoise tucephaius by name, which all his rooms had in vain endeavored to traiin ) that it would show a three-minute Lcor1. his youthful son Alexander, however, n(dertook the job, and vas not long in uhuing the animal. The news of this ex'ploit having ba rought to the king, he was not slow in ending for his son, to whom he ad ressed the following words: "'You aust seek out for yourself somt ther kingdom thanl mino, my son, he aulse people who go into the horst >usiess are rarely good for auything lse., It was upon hearing these word3 tiil lexander wept to think that lie woull uave to conquer other kingdoms inst(-at )f coming into on at the old man' loath. C ESAR AND THE PrMOT. - C. Jtiliit iesar having occasion to make a son voyage, a stori sprang ipl), and the vv;. iel was plaoced in iinlninent 1)eril. At this minient Cwsar's freednlan. Cn. Ponpilius Miieilaginuis, whispein, to his master, "Would it not he we ll for you, 0 Ctrsar, to ('ncoirage the pil1 by remindi him that he carries Ca'sitl tl his forttncus ?" "By no means," replied the con(uer Wr. "It would only rattle him; and h. ides, if he saved us he would expect 2 i,eral tip." MOHA MMED) AND THRE SPIDEnI. -- 'lt I'rophet Mllohamlmed, while fleeing frii his enemies, was compelled to take r"f. io in im cave, a(1Os the mouitlh ol which a spider si,un her welb, so that th( nursuers onl coinig lp were convinced that no on had ontered there. Upon rejoining his family in safety the I'r gphet did not, fiil to give an accoiiit f his wonderful deliveranco, and vcel afterward his young wife Ayesha, it wa1s oliserved, would rate severely or even (lhastIso the slaves whene she had noticed tiat they had neglected to sweep down the cobwebs from the roof of the harem, observing that people could not be to" 'reful ibout such tlings. Mohamlnmed, in recognition of lie atetion and thonghit fulness, thereulpon adopted Ayesha's blaclk petticoat as lie standard of the Arabian nation, quelling the murmurs of the haughty chiofs, who were reluctant to follow so feminine ani Imblem to the field, by the remark that if he, the Prliphit of Allah, was so mu1ch afraid of thit petticoat, much muore woutld the inildels b1e ter'rilied. Slipl)Dresses For Summiner. There has1 beei n ddeinly developl, salys Harper's RefeZ(r, a fancy for simpile l iHsSes of ),1;' in falbries and1( ni sin1g mlor, by the way (If giving variety to 11h0 warSdroble, anid pr'omliinent amonhlg thlese costummes is thle use of plinm gr-en idine with gron12 grain, as5 opposed to thle richi, velvet-tigneed gren aines with dlitini. Whien tho c dress is Coh rl- - larik red, coppller, lapis blue, or goldeni brown-it is miaide of1 thle smloothiest silk anze5 of a sinigle sinu i or~ ( else eb angt bh with b lack, draped ovrer plain gros~ riam or tafftatz silk. .ff the dress :s Ihaik, the miateriail is the armuri1e-ti'g lied or square-mieshied grenadmne, and11 he silk is plain gros grain or ottomani *eiped. Lace is the trimming for all nieh dresses, lbut this may he confine<i :o the b asqume, in whieb' case only three ir four yaids are re,muard for the full frlls onl the sleeves, niee. and down thle ront. The eeru cmbin aries that arle lonie 01n a inet founat ion, and1( reseml e aice, arc used for colo)r(- grenaldinled vh ilo for blacek dlresses rho French, 9panmish, and11 gn1ipuro laces are ehmosen. At thle lest furnishiing hlouses thlere re black grenalidinies oft ie quallity mndo up with the deep-phteakei kilt k irt, full aplronm drapery, auid sholrt >nsque1 that colnstituite the popular de *ign this seasonl for the simpl1est wool Iresses. Thel greinadinie kilting is in side plebats, ndn may be edgedl with mae thiieh falls at the foot uloui 011e 0or t w' murrow knife-pleanigs t hat aire needed o reliev e the long straight effect of the en1gthiwise pleats. The upper (1rapery s not out out by any pat tern, but is air i~mged in ineOxplicale folds 0on the top (If the skirt, iin imiy way most becomnuI o4 thme wearer. Tihe lower edlges of I hie grenadjine airo mo1st often tuirnied uder chove a kilt-plenting, buti if it is meant thiat the front aboulad 1be decidledhy ill ipiron shili)e, it is edged with Ii ee [ofor Ave inchles wide; ns t ihk laee s,mat 0 ot >ni the baclik drapI ery; only two yards ares nceded, and( this is pu1t oni ini a fgathieral rill without hieadinig, the edge of the ac' bleinig palssed usndler thle widle hemi ,f the grenad(hiie;s one- third extra fiilI lnes a all t hat is added for lII-,. P leniited1 11 e is nsot used1. asqules is abouit three incthmes, wh ile th 1t0 r' aprons and( for flounices on skirts aries from three to eight inehes ini idlth; wheii two differenlt widthis are 5(ed they should have the saimo designi Lid indeed the same paltternls may be( lid ill three differenit widths, the iird width being used for frills around io hips, which are either laid upon the e'tusgadiin puff, where they will appear ust below the short b'a&que, or else they ro attached to the blasque itself under bie slendor acalIllps thait iare c1ut along Is edge. The Frenich laices that indtate lh'antilly designs are used for such resses ini pretty patterns of shadr(a roses, "se-huds, palms, and feathers- Jlie price8 >f these beg'n as low as 25 'ents a yard ni the three inceh widthls, and increase mp to 81.50; excellent designs aire sold or 350or 50 cents a.yard.' His ULsrn.-LordWohseley traveled u the Duke of Edsmbirgh's suite to the oronation of the Czar im his ordinary t.tire, and the natonsishmeiit of the Lussians was intense when they learned liat the quiet looking maun ini the gre# later was the Victor of Tel-el-KebuIr. it sems to have been in the midst of >much splendor a capital advertise .n. Lil:e the F'renchma nwhose rib. 1. las buittiohe made dfEtin uished, Lord WVolseIey's ulster marked m out for speoial observatios. where a ilazi unifoirm would have been3 lost in Oro of i3nlArtraDiBg3. Apkorism ef. Hol . You may set it down as a truth whiolh admits of few exceptions, that those who ask your opinion really want your praise. Memory is a not. One finds it full of fish when he takea it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run throuigh it without sticking. God less all good women I To their soft hands and pitying hearts we must all come at last, Pat not yotit ttust in money, but put your money is t-, - t. en.a strogbt aw l d with a tzne oa t, n~ e Ilk b ancing a bubble dai t o otoesy1e Wa i of . Controversy elual and wise men -in the same way-an the fools know it. I find tho great thing in this world is not po much where we stand as in what direction we are moving If the sensp of &ho ridiculous is one side of an irrepressible nature, it is very well; but if that is all there is in a man, he had better have been an ape and stood at the head of his professioi at once. Travelers change their guineas; not their characters. There are three wicks to the lamp of it man's life: brain, blood, and breath. Press the brain a little, its light aoes out, followed by both the others. ftoi the heart a minute and out go all three of the wicks. Choke the air out of the lings, and presently the fluid ceases to supply the other centers of flame. and all is soon stagnation, cold and dark ness. The scientific study of man is the uost dillicult of all branches of knowledge. There are a good many real miseries in life that we cannot help smiling at, bu1t they are the smiles that make wrinkles and not dimples. We must have a weak spot or two in a cbaracter hefore we can love it much. People that do not laugh or cry, or take more of anything than is good for them, r use anything but dictionary words, are admirablo subjects for biographies !'At we don't care most for those flat ;attern flowers that press best in t.h( herbarium. Faith always implies the disbelief of lesser fact in favor of a greater. 'Tho Broad Church, I think, will neves ho based upon anything that requires the use of language. Freemasonry gives the idea of such a church The cup o' 111ld water does not require to be trans. lated for a foreigner to understand it. The only Broad Church possible is that which has its creed in the heart, and I(* in the head. I would have a woman as true as (eat hl. At the first real lie, which works from i he heart outward, she should be tender IV chloroforied into a better world. where she can have an angel for a gov erness, and feed on strange fruits, whiel. siall make her all over again, oven t( her bones and marrow. Why can't somebody give us a list ot ttiings which eyerybody thinks ani nobody sas, :md another list of things t hat everybody says and nobody thinks A REMARKABLE TRIAL. A Noted Frenemnnn nnu Ills Frigatial Crime. The most remarkable trial of modern times is now in progress in Paris. The Marquis do Rays and seventeen accom plices are on trial for manslaughter and fraud. The Marquis advertised six yeara ago that he ow,ned the islanid (of Port Breton ini the Pacific, and was rei'dy to sell hinds to colonists. Maps of tho island, rival ing those of Eden shown to Martin cented Por1t Brtetn as a civilized and flhmrishiing place, withI publicw huildinigs, theat res, and everything else adapted toI matke at Frenchl colonuist conItenItedi. Thet Marquis annjounced that lhe itende(id fto people his island exclusively withI French Legitimnists, for whose pliety and dievo. ion to Henri V. lhe had the most iun Iimioted reverience. Such a coloiny would eonulnand( the ahprobationi of his alleged Majesty, and were France to contiunue te reject him, the King would pIrobabIly go to Port Breton and1( reign over his faith tul coloists. Tihe M~angluis's scheme was n armly supipoi ted by the Legitimiist paupers. No less than 700,000 hectares of land w~ere solId, although the island conitalins only 7,1 00. Money was also lavishly stub scribedt for fitt ing ouit ships to convey emnigrants, and this money, exclusive (If thatItre'ei ved fromn the sale of land, is said tii have amounted to 5i,000,000f. Feone shipts wvere sent out laden n ithi emigrants ft the Pacific, and, although complauints were( made that the ships wer 01l and IIuIsCa worthy, no French newspaper an(l no( French Governmient offieer had any donht that Port iBreton wvas already in. hab1 ited by French settlers and that the i 'lhemoe of the Marquis was a bona tide *ne. The colonists sent out by the Mar Iqunis suffered1 terribile from lack of food on the passage, andi those who finially re ached Port Breton fo'und that it was a wilduerness inifestd 'a ith bloodthirsty savages4. Ini a short t ime 250 coiloniists died of fever and starvation ; 5 were cp Itired and eateni by the natives, and( only1 ahont 100 escapedt to reach an inhabited -onntry. Of the guilt of thIe Mairqjuis (10 Ravs .unllt those assoc0iaLted with him there ean 4e no0 doubt. Hie k now that his whole sihome was a fraudulent one. Probaly hoe imagined that most (of his victim's would h be drowned in conIisequnence (if t he euseaworthuy character (of the ships inl whIich lhe had sent them i to seat, and that I ony oI'(f them dhid rech PoIrt Breon they wuoul starivo to dleath beforo any nanofescaing could reach them~. Ihs crime was not manlslaughter, hut l oIesalo and .deliberate murder, and no pnishment that ho can receive will mI (e. his~ deserts. The (Jarlie. T1ho violets chlarml youlr etyes, but y.,n mnust lie blind if you (couldni't hear the gaLrlio smell. They say this fragrant h erb was introduced in to Penn sylva nil, bly a farmer who cameo from over the seaus and hoentes. near Westchester. Hie sowedi a field of it for green fedde.r for his cattle. It fell upon good ground, because there is no other kind iu that county, andl it grew and brought forth 400.000 fold. And it spread all ever this country. Down the shaded lane, and in the fairy dell, on verdant hillsides and in the daisy- sprinkled meadow, wherever two or three blades of grass lire gathered together there is a bunch of garlic in their midst. You never saw any thing like It out West. Sometimes the cow wanders into it andi devouirs it for a telish with the clover. And then wvhen you dirink a glass of m)ilk you ge aroumd I eathung 01n the flies in wanton cruelty, just to see them (die VAIMES.---The total assessed vahmationl of the United States is as follows. N.'a England States, $2,652,076,586 ; Mid.l1e States, $5,567,073,818; R4uthern States, $2,869,246,890; Western States, 66 180,. 524,614; Territories, 6128,218,629. *otal $l(6,897,185,567. This is about on11. third the trna valuation. now OKMwe re" Live. Tho word "Gre iis applied ,to the common native or Indian Mexican. There is a great and marked difference, like a caste distinction, between the "Greaser" Mexican and the Spanish Mexican, who boast of a descent from pure Castilian blood. The former is lazy, thriftless, ignorant, superstitious, and unstable. The latter is usually bright, active, and intelligent. As might be expected, they, in harmony with the white element, control most of the wealth and commerce of the equntry. In thwdortheru pltatespf."o1d Mexioo the greateet ap doYQi the peb le are of the 'former ,adR, and hence' - the Qovern tn,4s are unstable and siubjcot to fie quont rvolution under the infhtenco of factious leaders. In the more southerly States there Is a greater diffision of the Castilian blood, and revolutions are more rare and difficult. On the ranch or village home of 'the "Greaser" Mexi can everything bears the stamp of negli genee and shiftessness. Their gaunt, sharp-nosed, long-legged, and tan-colored hogs share with their owners in the comforts of the family residence. No fences except brush sur round their fields. Generally there are none. They raise just sufficient wheat, barley beans, and chili (red peppers) to meet their absolute needs. They thrash their crops upon bare, smooth ground by driving flocks of goats over thorn and washing in the nearest stream. They often plow with a crooked stick and the hoe is their scythe, sickle, and reaper. even their hay is cut with a hoe. They as a rule live in villages and cultivat" snall fields upon their outksirts. Livingi, as they do, and possessing a soil which Under irrigation is wonderfully produe tive, they requiro but little ground to cultivate. For this reason at points bee tw3en their villages there are large trwti of unoccupied lands subject to entry. which are being rapidiy occupied i A'nericans. An impression prevails somewhat at the North and East that the inertia of this people is due largely to some ener vating influence of the climate. This i: an error. The climate is superb, amsl the air exhilarating rather than enervat ing. I have been hero in all seasons and know of no climate where I can ex ert myself so freely with si little e. haustion. This is the universal recor,? of American settlers. Rarely does tie mercury range over ninety degrees itn the hottest summer day, and the sumnu i hteats are almost invariably tempered Ib, pleasant breezes, I have never heard ' I ase of sunstroke here. The night tre always cool, requiring blankets fo; omfort, and free from mosquitoes, ai,i acep is sweet and restful. I have novet "n a mosquito-bar in New Mexico, no - i:tve I ever felt the need of one. As 1 nttve said before, taken as a whole, t l ountry is not beautiful nor attractive t' he eye. The mountain scenery is at unaty points wonderfully beautitul and ieturesque. But apart from the moun. .,ins and the few river valleys the coun t ry one vast cattle-range.-Corresp,mn d "?n(C of the Chicago Tribunc. Bargaining With a 1'ump. Some thirty years ago, an intemper ate man was reformed b'y being refused one cherry. Penniless, he went to the public house one morning, where he had squandered many a shilling, to get a drink ''on tick." The landlady refused to trust him. Seeing a plate of luscious ripe cherries on the bar, ho asked for but one. "Save your money and buy your own cherries," was the reply. 'I will," lie said, and hie dlid. His wouniided pide forcedl him to refleet ; reflection ensured amendment. From thait mini ing he was reformed. Tihe following stery tells of a flannel weavor who was induced by a Burly an swer to reflect and thea to make a good biargain with ai pumphl. T~his man htad savedl a guinea for the' tpurpo)se of having a whole wveek's dissi. pattion. Ho began on Monday, spending three shillings per day for .wveni days; ont the miormngt of the -eighth heo was~ lbtrning with thirst, but his monley 'was gonie. Judly, the landlady, wats moppitng thte passage; he stood looking at Jutdy, withi his cracked lips, paredt tongtte andii loodshiot ey'es, expecting her tio ausk htim to take just a drop; but she( (did not, and he requeated her to trust him1 f< r With anI indignant look of scoirn tttd ton temnpt she replied, "Trust thne I tliton dirty, idhle vagabiond I Set a step) in this house5, anid I 'will (dash1 this mop ini lIa face." Thle poor wretch hung downt 1/s h(eM in~ shame. Ho 'was leanting againsta 'itump; atnd after a little study begat ii talk to the pump. "Well, P'ump,"' said he, "'I have ntet spent aL guinea with thee, Pumpil ; will I hou t rust me ai drop ?'' Tie lifted up the handle, put his burtn; ing muth to the spout, and drank hie till ; this done, he again said to thI "Thank thee, Ptump ; and( 10 n o w me, Pump. I will not enter a potle htoutso again for seven year'; , ane Putmp, thou art ai wit!a,5 'VThiargain wats kept, and this mii afterward b)ecamie ai respectablo ma. lacturer, and often saidl that it " s: grantd thing for him thant Jdy thrttat med, to dash theo miop in his fae. T1oo PaiirrY.-Mary Bullock got a ri dietionushy heavy verd'(ieLttaga inst th li Eniglish comipatty on1 whose railroitd sIte was slightly hturt. Buit a niew tril hats been granted, ats explressed by theo Jtudge, that she0 and( her siters, who ap. p)earedl a her witnesses, were so bleiauti ftil that their charm of person had seem inigly deprived the jury of common sense. P'enetra,ted to the lione. Ale lermtn JTohn Baxter, '1Toroto, Can itdai, itvera thatt St. ,a1 h 1 O01 il will pene tra'ite to the hione to drive outt paitn. I know' /, for I hacev /rird it; it hits the maritk every time. A nattural oil, cleanly, one that will not bee come rancid, one that is pentetrating, onoe that combines all these qutalitest is Catrhoelinie, the most elegant hair-dresser and ret;torer. 'Try Pediantry ctrar.ts rt ear~swith Ill:ite ii hunbter ande taki:a out .oeer b rains to amake roo fol I r it, - Coltotn.'. Enrich anud revitalize the blood by eng|'tt Brown's Iron Ritters. Sih-ne.- ine'er showe s i, tself toI so grei I ni el 'ianitaIge 1as when it i i ad e iherpl- toe c:thnoe nyv antd deinmatetion. IAhlisnet. ('iARtLOTTEsvILLg, VA.--Mr. C, H. 11 ., mn, Presidten'.ol the People's Bank, te't i tie's to the ,value of Brown's Iron Bitters for relcinog indigestion. Deference N the most delicuato, the most in. direct anId the m1rt elegant of ali coemplimente. [Shenstodle. MARIANtNA, FL,A -4)r. Thee. West, a tyit: 'I conslier Brown's Iron B ttera the bieu tonic that is sold." The greatest hatppineas of this lhfe is to e thorouighly resi gnedI to provid neo, a resiugna tion which cona,titniea ths true ....-..o life, A).f' & children's boots & shoes cannot run over if Ly<I Saten Q - 8 iffelpre aroed, SIt shoqld see it tt iudt nce i (. oul incline a petI', to he "hohet, a ' 1ilrl inthlitely great -r painls and contrivance to be a knavo. Real Titis. The Arnm'y and Navy Liniment takes the soreness out of Spavin, ringbone, splint or curb, and rrcsta ther growth. auret colic, scrat chos and ether G.saea ood for man or beast, For sale by all druggists A wontan shotlbl never accept a lover with onl the consenlt of her heart., nor a husband withotit the consent of her jtdginont. ''I eotldt >e wilioul Dr. Benson's Celer. undtL Ch1m(rf onile 1'1lls if lthe cost $1 a pill. 'te, eyurtrtl me of neumi lrin o 9 years' stand int/.''--Joeph Sniyder, L'axions, 'at. 5 ets. per box at (1uists. Cheerfulness in large 'oses is the best medi cine ono enll take along in his out-door tramps. Dr. Benson's Skin Cure is without a peer. ft ons.ist( of both external and interna' tr,lttinot aid costs only $1 at druggists. Good is never )uore effectually perforned tliut when it is produced by small degrees. Mis. llarrlet Cunimings, of Cincinlati, Ohio, writes: Early last tinter my daughter was at taeked1 with a severe cold< which settled on her litigs. We tried several rnldicinles, 10te of which seemed to do her anm good, but she con tinued to, get worso, and finally raised large atnonttts of blood 'froln hor laigs. We called in a fanily physiciati, ltit Io failed to do her ny good. We then called in a phyl}sician--a utmost skillful professor in one of our colleges1 he said that she could not get well. At this tine a frintd who\iiu ad been enred by Dr. Wil. Ihai's l$ilsann f.w the ings, advised ie to give it it trial. WI then got a bottle, and be fore site had used it all up she began to improve anni by the use of three bottles she was ent.ircly cured. It ia be renark,d, for thet cotufort of hon -s povertY, that avarice reigns most in thoso 'who lave but few goo ' t1ualities to recommend tim. lIThis is a weed that will grow only in hrren seil.- [Ilughties, ON TI:tit'TY t)AVPt' THIAl.. T :-:T\'o y.i i4:!.: ('(. l rt:h1:1 1 I lie lt. will 'l t''s Ct lel'l r:teFr l "--:-tro> A l'niight ;t rt'" iazr i-Salturi(day iigl t lusrire. l,n(dies nre p.' r:itiLtrly recomttnouded to try C.\sTn:N1. for i- a httlee, nausea, tcc. All dI uggists. Whatever is bccouinig is honlest, and what etr is honest inist always be becoming. 1mRN8EMAN's peptonised beet tonic, the - iy prrparation of beef containing its en.. tire nutritious properties. It contains blood making, force-generating and lifeseustain ing prop(rties; i.tvaluable for indigestion .lyspepbi4, nervous prostration, and all forms of general dekility; a'se, in all enfee bled condit:ons, whether the result of ex% haustion, nervous prostration, over-work or acute diseases, particularly if resulting from pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazard & Co., Proprietors, N. Y. old by druggists. A ilark hor1"se -The nightftlaire. I)r. Stites, Brooklyn, N. Y., was eured by )r Elniore's lihitmatiite-(iontahno of very severe tlihenilatism and kidney disease of several year's standing, after trying everything else without rinefit. tr :ofhe. My watepr nede caanoratten tion,r some.dy 1 aya wnytms wit svere aidneyi tomelalna,dal, as wellnss i!t the bnck and loins. At times I passed a himuttd quattity' of urine, highly colored with unnatnral heat and sediment; frequently evnccuations would be very painful. I con chuded that I must do something for it, fear lng thmat more serious trouble would follow. I went to the druggist and was recommen ded touse Hunt's Remedy, as it had been used with wonderful success in several severe eases of dlropay anti kidney and bladder affeetions here in Banger. I concluded to try it, and before I had used one bottle found it. was helping me beyond my expectations. My water beenme more natural, less color and sedimnent, the pains in back and that heavy fee'ttng gone. with a general toning up of the system: and I continued to use it until Insed six [ott!es, and it htas completely cured me. Others of my family have used Hunt's Retnedy with.1eqjually as good success, and wve do not hesitate to recommend it far and near, bielieving it a duty as well as a pleasure ti rtcomtmelnd so good a medicine as Hunt's lten edy. You are at liberty to give my t(.Stlmony to the public. D. T. HoDlODEN. O.simgton, Me., May 19, 1883. I indorso the above statement, A. M. ROBINsoN, JIR., Antothocary. Bangor. Me. Thme is ill evil ws.ea itiiot itier tarc' or fly fro, it.bit the con,ist'inlutiness of dutv disregarid edl. -W~ebstter. muuumusu j HE GREAT GERMAN !IIIIUAlBIIIID F RB PAlN. H Hlii EU MATISM, Neuralgia, I lfNllhblili Sciatica, Lumbario, 31t4 I(A14 I. ~ Ill!~" IIEAD)ACHE,ITITACiIE, 4llh.lllIqIua~SORE THROAT. HumeSorecness. Cuts. Bruises, A ilt all It he,r bodtily nchle FFY CENTS A BOTTLE. ~~IHilH'h~i Suit by all 'rngits andtl 1:51 'ng. 1-7 The Charles A. Vogeler Ce. lun- re,., ,n I v('i: rn a CO I a.T Hostetter's 8tom. i0tI,I s " achi Bitters, by in CitEBATEB creasing vital pow ppuItuEAT I-UWer, and renderimg the phiysical futnc tionts regular and active, keeps~ thte SyntAIW in Cld work. hng or de r. andJ pro .....e........t......s it axotil dis eaan,. For coinstipa (tion. dyu,Ie'1sia and - ~ ' -. lver compliaint, so-d rhieumr.t(o ailmn. It is invaluabhe. andt alffrrds a sure defence againt mualarial fe 'eri,, beidies re'inoeli all traces oj such lei For sale bs. a') drumggist.ean-ideal-. sra generaly Dr. LaFIFEUS' FRENCHI MOUST ACH E VIGOR ft .C;ows a heard o n the erneathet face tn 90 day.s Iiunney' reruwird. Nieve, t. sao eei- f0 *IaIn11,r. imr ; 3 pak ages for $t. Seware of rhear h ta i 'n,: ne terenutine, sendfrciticlar. A* .1-e r. w. AX i . bei 22, wsarsaw. tad. t!... A. A WE EKioyogren town. n~r&d 5eutAttree.AU4arsZwalttaC .45e S to $2%AE*a m A (,ENT.i W WTED ferIhe Ilest antd Fa" t re*it rltitrit Ioes and nihit.. Prese-dtu'. .'ut elut. NAtrIomJAnn'uSAmCr'. n I ? a " " OP-UM HAIB.i Cured Painless . The Medicine scld for a small margin abevr t a oa ,:omponndinR All case,tregqted by elwttsaI pre soy dor i prtic es drxe the i.cnvr OR. S.8. B COLLIN, La Port-, in, GEORGIA MILITARY ACADEMY. 1V /NNAttf f . NCO 0 ATI) A s,7 ' ten1dont.BY A hi.ct of ist . thorong old practical course h Intrufction. A full corp of alto aid oxitrienoud1 profcesor. Ritrict ,lmcitrlitle. l ocation unaurpaasod fo clhnn a. Now and ntagni lcont bnilding ini the cenrru. of erection. Large and hoautifttl suhurltban procncta. adjningio one of the loveliesct parks in the wntath. Tits slchool is t itnrnugKhly eqiuci in evry reslpect. Session begins October 9th. atalogue with till paeic. lara bent on anulication. ()Li.E(: OF PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS H LTIMOifl: MD. rho practical advantagesof thia school arc slsur moesed. Clinics, bold at C,ity lloeapital, Materniteand Miiarylan d Wonran'sc Hospital, all of which belong to thia school. Phyiulogioal and Chemical Lahortor SR ired of every Stuient. Apply for a taeogu s t me odby drn '!EIMOR It. (7. Is thbe quickest, pleasaintce', E ruret and beet re+rtdy o nr ki,e F livera etcOaoh. bladder and bloo., A d a real iu-atveet discovered for acute and ahroni. eumat gout., lumbago, a^i",t a fe.a noeralgia, stc. Has cn e i it' p' lass caes r ght'a disease and dyapopsia in 3 week -al forms of rheumatio disordar in2 to 2 wcnka-riiovc igfl;ttmatory in I day. (Can refer to hannlrwd.of telia le people cured who had tried in vaib evnrythiln else, Purely botanio, harmleds, and nice to Irink. Ask yo drugget to get it if be declines ead to pa for it- tl ntitngolao. Elmre. Adams & (o.IphWlliam at.. N.~ 6 5-TON JONES OF BINIAMTON, W StsNitAx'rTu. W V A 5Iiliacry School at Alexanetrin, Vni. FIFT'1IY-FIllST YEAR BEGINS HIEPTEMiEI II3d. Boa,rd and Tution, ton inconths, *9200t. Senid for1 tailognte to Rt ICEIAIl D) l,. CAilINE. A. M1., P'rincipal. MILL & FACTORY SUPPLIES OF ALL KINDS. BELTING, HOSE and PACKING, OILS, PUMPS ALL KINDS, IRalI~ PIPE, FiTTINGS, BRASS GOODS, STEAM GAUGES, ENGINE GOVERNORS, &o. Send for Price-list. W. H. DILLINGH AM & CO 421 Main Street, LOUISVILLE, KY. OEICAGO ALE 00, -i T sa 4 . 5 iON, 50. 300 OTilKIS NiZit4. Redlneed PRICE I18 Pitr,i F0 ES TOOLS, &3. ,tci I!I, -D iEstit Lih K' s i Fana.cs,.Sa.aa e.e itin odd jobL. AT tIO EST PRlciK'ES, WilOLES.ALP A itETAi AGENTS WANTED FVER' HET".n;i ting Maciine ever invented. Wil knit a t>n ~rtfit.tk t nillkitara,reY 1 (stor wor h . I CO.. 103 TREMON T STRtEF.T, BOSTON. 31A$S. OPIAND WItIIKicy kAniTh OUR345 SIn Three Weeks, PIl adirea inn fIdence wths tc. - opr pv. ntt. ro , a ond lm.a BA D, BA D,:. . Some blood is bad because it is it contains impurities. Some men ha it does not poison the mosquitoes wh The rich red color of good bloot Blood which has not enough iron in sonA in whose vemns it circulates canno The efforts of expert chemists to can be assimilated with the blood hav which is an important part of Browi which freely enters into the blood. I the desired good. Weak, poor, thin blood may b<1 '>lood may be purified by the use o' 'rn Billers. O I SOMETHING EVERY LADY QUIIT TO KNOW. There exists a means of ser eciring a soft and brilliant Complexion, no matter how . r it may naturally be, agan's Magnolia Balm Is a delicate and harmless arti ele, which instantly removes Frecklesp Tan Redness, Rou ness, Era tons, Vul g ushings, e,, etc. So elicate and natural are its effects that its use is not suspected by anybody. No lady has the right to present a disfigured fae in society when the Magnolia Balm is sold by all druggists for 75 cents. The superior merits of th9 watches having Stevens' Patent improvements are acknowledged b every person wearing then4 Railroad men, and others re quiring great accuracy in time pieces, endorse them, and we are prepared to shcw by incon testable proof, that no other 4 watch not having these improve ments will produce such accu rate results in time keeping. They are durable, dust-proof, and reliable, and considering quality, the cheapest watch in the market. Send for otr illus trated catalogue and prices'. J. P. STEVENS W ATCH CO., Atlanta, Ga. t(onnole' Cot ltru rre.. - ' he ia and C 'pe-,t prcref mnde,. t..te leA% thuoat the!(t: aVir nt' of 'TPau"a. r1andn"ie Ini nclta a-ci ak1 t bt,th rU an, a n.t i,,i1e wwet Aida Ank, abo nsy ,. ry y ,and l an nn D. .M tA ..n any C:nm can k . P r a PI tmpcre. nlra i nR gum hc'uTt. dsd.ll in the word. of mr iVRrI 're to all. A,Id:e+". Rlo. al. ""nR. M or ltAOi C ou i got s a I rru(Jo.. witb parurre, N. m. IRON WORKS. D. A. IANE, Mangtsgorb P. 0 Box 1 go New Orleans, c. Manfaturer of enlds 1ood Iiw t ed Platform COTTON YRK .li5Ki b teame lgnd Hl.ir,.. Power. y t"ap .r inea, d uear Mills, and Meiir" t r ed, )rema geyn oat Work. l rtire N'ronto. Coh,ounx Rnillinga. Ifla. antthinr nd Masiblny \Vor. - erts: ea l b (tt t t I m 'IT t . '.a D.u bi and ,'. n. cHAPTER H. " m.ilt taken sick a Jear ago N ia, triliou fever." "My doctor pronounoed mo cured, but I mrot sick again, with terrible pnanetr .u hack and ads, and I got so bad I Could not movo! Fr"And ls.t 10 I had be e s t ti day." l. ormy livrband iat aniaid meo woutydi yoerxithc to lse rous he notls "tidneyh'~, nve adinar lcom,in t Syseneniottleswef you bitr cury im, andI o w ofmi teve ',l!~ m htOl~t. Iond ay anoeciln eighbrodta have tn sae Ad mayeoro ro u itng ohemy ifge.t DoMiraeAs''* b.1 --Mr. U.tD. Sla&. Ho ,to rrita,tnk Sw. Aofs yore lf day Nrktoolga fhard wtoubre, dofor allii ti.e time;t taeill ithd vensrumsin advinertied ano hecn or ollo wantld knowow tuo et Takr cHoutip se 11 Bitters . Narl cu edk me s a bcas he sconbd nulode tas the wndern b ''Acdme tov bit them. otisdy Myi itom the iron winchlid fret t is awia ustiusfcoyThpe tI sidi:y lioe enjoy grinar heta. 'prouce breparaton' ofeiro hiians eeule bott ofyorfbers uredrainu "i'seIrof it Itrsthos yon tn is egoho thatny n wih ac onplis.cd made ichm ar usng thed iph rea tht Galt Io eiie rw' ''3e lns Do ircle! -Ms.K. . sIiE ho T Gr w.-::os ou:ef a andnigt; uttoomunh i:texe:se uok o hr wtou rs; oto lle tim; ak al te il otrnsadertied an he ouwllwntt ko lo,Ic@ wel,whchisanweedinteos