The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, September 06, 1883, Image 4
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TE JOKERS' BUDGEr.
WIhAT WE FIND IN TIIE HUIOIROUS
PAPEIIS.
GLAD TO SEE HIM.
A young man in a far Western town n
met a lady on the street who was t
from the same Fastern town he was, t
but who had never treated him very cor- n
dially at home. She vas glad to see (
him, and rushed at him with: ft
"How do you do? I'm awful glad to l
see you. When did you come? How o
are all the folks?"
"Very well, thank you. I cane in--" I
"Well, I'm so glad to see you," she a
interrupted impet11ou1sly. "You know, c
I never knew you very well in S-- , but ii
I get so homesick out h1ere that I'm glad d
to see even a log, if it comes from the h
dear old place. "--Drumn:e r. 1i
HAD TO (10 ON. t
In the panicky days of 1872 a Ba,lt,
norean wont to a trusted friend an t
asked his advice in regard to failing.
and affecting a cheap settlement wit l4
his creditors. 8
"What are your liabilities ?" wai r
asked.
"About $2,000." 1
"And your assets ?" s
"Oh, I'm worth about $50,000."
"And how much do you hope to beat
your creditors out of ?"
"Well, perhaps twelve hundred."
"My dear sir, you are next door to a
business idiot I Whore you beat yotu
creditors out of twelve hundred the la
vers will beat you out of twenty-forl'.
You have started altogether wron.
You should be worth $2,000 and be il.
debt $50,000. Let this be a solennl,
warning never to do such a foolish thin"
again. No, sir, you can't fail. (ib
hack to the business and pay dollar fol
dollar, and it will serve you just right,
too."
The dealer followed the advice, nnd
it wasn't until last year that ho col,
bring a failure around and settle for
twelve cents on the dollar.- Vai S'reci
News.
A SINGULAR EXPREsS PAOKAGE.
A lady who was waiting for a package
in the freight department of the Ameri
can Express oflice sat down on some boxes
arid carelessly rested one arm on sn ex
press package close hv. In ia few mot
ments something warmn and soft toncehe'
her arm, causing a very curious thrill
She loced into tie box through a nar
row erack and saw two bright eyes,
when she appealed to one of the me':
"There', something alive in there,
51shsggest'd.
"I guess L.ot," said the man going oe
with his work.
The next moment a little, feeble wait
came from the box.
"Good gracious, it's a baby," cried
the alarmed woman, "and it will surelN
smother I"
3everal employees gathered around t he
aox, and on inspecting the aperture the%
cauld distinctly see the bright eys:
and 1mal pathetic face of a deserted i,.
fant. Humanity is ever upprerlfst.
Some of the men were fathers. TheS
could not stand this cruel aluse of lell
less offspring, and one indignantllr m11ts
tore off the cover, and-a small Afr,e:;,
monkey, billed to the German bird-st w
weight five pounds, express charge s< v
ent.y-fivo cents, leaped over their her,l
and curved itself defiantly on a pile el
boxes. Tab,leau on tfelui dy's pa i
Monkey baby cagedl and( delivered,l
Saturday. --Detrot /I1'odt.
NOT HO sALT UP THERE.
A good story is told of an elderly gen-.
tieman who lias be.:nu visiting ini lango1
for some timte pat says the Commer
cial. He had been observed every'
pleasant afternoon sitting neat' th'e
string piece of the lower Maine Centr-al
Railroad whatrf, tasking in the whole of
the fresh souithswester which usually
ruffles the Penobsc'ot in summier, andl
one day a stevedloro lounged up, and
biting off a piece of ''pig-tail,' asked
confidentially:
"Waitin' for some craft a-comLin' ou
this breeze ?"
"No,'' ansswere'd the visitor.
"Ouist as vessil ini the tier ?'"
"'Oh, deari ! no."'
"Friap)s yet'r i watsr ship ?"
"'Heavens, no(! I'm not a sailor.
"'Like teir hansig up r'ouind their dock,
liey ?"
.'"Yes," aniswered1 the visitor, enthut
siastically, "'I do like t.o sit here sands
breath the csool salt air ats it comes rush
in fronm the sea."
"'The stevedore threw away his end,
pst his hanids in his p)ockets and bsent as
1l)ok of mingled p)ity and1( contempt on
the stranger, as lhe said:
"Salt I Theire ain't no salt winid uph
here. Why they fill biter's six miles
below Bangor."
And thus another bright fancy wit.
e t'pped on.
A DIFPEuENOE.
An administrator who, ins winding sap
he estate of a- deceased friend, inserted1
a notice in a niewsp)aper, to the efec
hat all who hiad accounts with the lateIs
Colonel Burkle, must conme and set tle,
or legal steps would be taken to enfo'es
such settlement. The next day a mn
called around antd said:
"I. am glad that you printed thasi
warning, for I don't want to go to
latw.
"'You are an honest man," replied the,
.shinlistr'ator-.
"Yes, I hope so. I owed the colonelI
"Shall I write you a receipt ?"
"No,. not yet. The colonel, aw thsi
note will show, owed me fort.y dolilars.
Give me twenty dollars, as I don't~ waint
to be~ drawn into law"
"Give you twenty dollars !" exelasimse,
the administrator. "Do you taske men
for a fool ? The business of an admins
istrator is to collect debts, andl not to p):n~
them.".-.rkanaa Taveler..
HE'D) LKE TO ENOW, TOO.
A sailor who thought he had beens
cheated by a second-hand clothier ins
Buffalo, returned with the garment anid
demanded his money. When this was
refused, he shouted out:
"I'll1 raise a row with some of yoss
here I"
"Vell, who shall It be ?"
"I want to see the party who owno
this store,"
"So doLI"
"Where is he 2"
"Dot's what I'd like to know m,ys'lf.
You see, my front, my uncle Isaac' fis
opened dis athore, und he failed unid sac
algned. Den my fadder-Jaw he runis is I
un burns ondt, und shlips off to Ne w a
L York. Den- my brudlder Moses ruins it ]
mynd pagte cenits on der dollar. Desn t
mo agn, un su't h nc fel do U
scooPed her Out of eafery shilling, s
aong comes~ her cousin mit a chattel- n
rt.eon der last old coat. If you b~
teme who owns, dis placelIlike to g
onsuch a suit of clote ash 'could h
fOOl stuck up Sn caer."- Is
REVISED ANECDOTES.. -
onnetbhnor In the Way of Fables from)
Ilnrper'" Mngnzlne 'or July.
Drooi xs.-Diogenes the Athenian
aving by his cynical remarks induced
lie citizens to believe that their rulers
Pere no better than they should be, and
hat he had a corner on virtue and in
.lligonce, met one day at noon the Com
itteo of One Hundred, and upon in
uiring of them their mission, was in.
)rmed that they were looking fer_
onest man to run for Ohief Magistrate
f the city on a non-par isan ticket.
"In that case, follow-citizens," replied
iogenes, "you need go no further. I
fn the man you ar" looking for. Your
lndidato I will bc.'" And after accept
1g the nolmiinationl he added, in confli
ence, to the friends in whose hands he
ad placed himself, that he did not lie
eve in a man hiding his lantern under a
ib.
A .la.%NDErI AND BuC1I'nAI.us.--Pil.p
f Macedon was the possessor of a hoise
tucephaius by name, which all his
rooms had in vain endeavored to traiin
) that it would show a three-minute
Lcor1.
his youthful son Alexander, however,
n(dertook the job, and vas not long in
uhuing the animal.
The news of this ex'ploit having ba
rought to the king, he was not slow in
ending for his son, to whom he ad
ressed the following words: "'You
aust seek out for yourself somt
ther kingdom thanl mino, my son, he
aulse people who go into the horst
>usiess are rarely good for auything
lse.,
It was upon hearing these word3 tiil
lexander wept to think that lie woull
uave to conquer other kingdoms inst(-at
)f coming into on at the old man'
loath.
C ESAR AND THE PrMOT. - C. Jtiliit
iesar having occasion to make a son
voyage, a stori sprang ipl), and the vv;.
iel was plaoced in iinlninent 1)eril.
At this minient Cwsar's freednlan.
Cn. Ponpilius Miieilaginuis, whispein,
to his master, "Would it not he we ll
for you, 0 Ctrsar, to ('ncoirage the pil1
by remindi him that he carries Ca'sitl
tl his forttncus ?"
"By no means," replied the con(uer
Wr. "It would only rattle him; and h.
ides, if he saved us he would expect 2
i,eral tip."
MOHA MMED) AND THRE SPIDEnI. -- 'lt
I'rophet Mllohamlmed, while fleeing frii
his enemies, was compelled to take r"f.
io in im cave, a(1Os the mouitlh ol
which a spider si,un her welb, so that th(
nursuers onl coinig lp were convinced
that no on had ontered there.
Upon rejoining his family in safety the
I'r gphet did not, fiil to give an accoiiit
f his wonderful deliveranco, and vcel
afterward his young wife Ayesha, it wa1s
oliserved, would rate severely or even
(lhastIso the slaves whene she had noticed
tiat they had neglected to sweep down
the cobwebs from the roof of the harem,
observing that people could not be to"
'reful ibout such tlings.
Mohamlnmed, in recognition of lie
atetion and thonghit fulness, thereulpon
adopted Ayesha's blaclk petticoat as lie
standard of the Arabian nation, quelling
the murmurs of the haughty chiofs, who
were reluctant to follow so feminine ani
Imblem to the field, by the remark that
if he, the Prliphit of Allah, was so mu1ch
afraid of thit petticoat, much muore
woutld the inildels b1e ter'rilied.
Slipl)Dresses For Summiner.
There has1 beei n ddeinly developl,
salys Harper's RefeZ(r, a fancy for simpile
l iHsSes of ),1;' in falbries and1( ni sin1g
mlor, by the way (If giving variety to
11h0 warSdroble, anid pr'omliinent amonhlg
thlese costummes is thle use of plinm gr-en
idine with gron12 grain, as5 opposed to thle
richi, velvet-tigneed gren aines with
dlitini. Whien tho c dress is Coh rl- -
larik red, coppller, lapis blue, or goldeni
brown-it is miaide of1 thle smloothiest silk
anze5 of a sinigle sinu i or~ ( else eb angt
bh with b lack, draped ovrer plain gros~
riam or tafftatz silk. .ff the dress :s
Ihaik, the miateriail is the armuri1e-ti'g
lied or square-mieshied grenadmne, and11
he silk is plain gros grain or ottomani
*eiped. Lace is the trimming for all
nieh dresses, lbut this may he confine<i
:o the b asqume, in whieb' case only three
ir four yaids are re,muard for the full
frlls onl the sleeves, niee. and down thle
ront. The eeru cmbin aries that arle
lonie 01n a inet founat ion, and1( reseml e
aice, arc used for colo)r(- grenaldinled
vh ilo for blacek dlresses rho French,
9panmish, and11 gn1ipuro laces are ehmosen.
At thle lest furnishiing hlouses thlere
re black grenalidinies oft ie quallity
mndo up with the deep-phteakei kilt
k irt, full aplronm drapery, auid sholrt
>nsque1 that colnstituite the popular de
*ign this seasonl for the simpl1est wool
Iresses. Thel greinadinie kilting is in
side plebats, ndn may be edgedl with mae
thiieh falls at the foot uloui 011e 0or t w'
murrow knife-pleanigs t hat aire needed
o reliev e the long straight effect of the
en1gthiwise pleats. The upper (1rapery
s not out out by any pat tern, but is air
i~mged in ineOxplicale folds 0on the top
(If the skirt, iin imiy way most becomnuI
o4 thme wearer. Tihe lower edlges of I hie
grenadjine airo mo1st often tuirnied uder
chove a kilt-plenting, buti if it is meant
thiat the front aboulad 1be decidledhy ill
ipiron shili)e, it is edged with Ii ee [ofor
Ave inchles wide; ns t ihk laee s,mat 0 ot
>ni the baclik drapI ery; only two yards ares
nceded, and( this is pu1t oni ini a fgathieral
rill without hieadinig, the edge of the
ac' bleinig palssed usndler thle widle hemi
,f the grenad(hiie;s one- third extra fiilI lnes
a all t hat is added for lII-,. P leniited1
11 e is nsot used1.
asqules is abouit three incthmes, wh ile th 1t0
r' aprons and( for flounices on skirts
aries from three to eight inehes ini
idlth; wheii two differenlt widthis are
5(ed they should have the saimo designi
Lid indeed the same paltternls may be(
lid ill three differenit widths, the
iird width being used for frills around
io hips, which are either laid upon the
e'tusgadiin puff, where they will appear
ust below the short b'a&que, or else they
ro attached to the blasque itself under
bie slendor acalIllps thait iare c1ut along
Is edge. The Frenich laices that indtate
lh'antilly designs are used for such
resses ini pretty patterns of shadr(a roses,
"se-huds, palms, and feathers- Jlie price8
>f these beg'n as low as 25 'ents a yard
ni the three inceh widthls, and increase
mp to 81.50; excellent designs aire sold
or 350or 50 cents a.yard.'
His ULsrn.-LordWohseley traveled
u the Duke of Edsmbirgh's suite to the
oronation of the Czar im his ordinary
t.tire, and the natonsishmeiit of the
Lussians was intense when they learned
liat the quiet looking maun ini the gre#
later was the Victor of Tel-el-KebuIr. it
sems to have been in the midst of
>much splendor a capital advertise
.n. Lil:e the F'renchma nwhose rib.
1. las buittiohe made dfEtin
uished, Lord WVolseIey's ulster marked
m out for speoial observatios. where a
ilazi unifoirm would have been3 lost in
Oro of i3nlArtraDiBg3.
Apkorism ef. Hol .
You may set it down as a truth whiolh
admits of few exceptions, that those who
ask your opinion really want your praise.
Memory is a not. One finds it full of
fish when he takea it from the brook,
but a dozen miles of water have run
throuigh it without sticking.
God less all good women I To their
soft hands and pitying hearts we must
all come at last,
Pat not yotit ttust in money, but put
your money is t-, -
t. en.a strogbt aw l d with a
tzne oa t, n~ e Ilk b ancing
a bubble dai t o otoesy1e Wa i of .
Controversy elual and wise
men -in the same way-an the fools
know it.
I find tho great thing in this world is
not po much where we stand as in what
direction we are moving
If the sensp of &ho ridiculous is one
side of an irrepressible nature, it is
very well; but if that is all there is in
a man, he had better have been an ape
and stood at the head of his professioi
at once.
Travelers change their guineas; not
their characters.
There are three wicks to the lamp of it
man's life: brain, blood, and breath.
Press the brain a little, its light aoes
out, followed by both the others. ftoi
the heart a minute and out go all three
of the wicks. Choke the air out of the
lings, and presently the fluid ceases
to supply the other centers of flame.
and all is soon stagnation, cold and dark
ness.
The scientific study of man is the uost
dillicult of all branches of knowledge.
There are a good many real miseries
in life that we cannot help smiling at,
bu1t they are the smiles that make wrinkles
and not dimples.
We must have a weak spot or two in a
cbaracter hefore we can love it much.
People that do not laugh or cry, or take
more of anything than is good for them,
r use anything but dictionary words,
are admirablo subjects for biographies
!'At we don't care most for those flat
;attern flowers that press best in t.h(
herbarium.
Faith always implies the disbelief of
lesser fact in favor of a greater.
'Tho Broad Church, I think, will neves
ho based upon anything that requires
the use of language. Freemasonry gives
the idea of such a church The cup o'
111ld water does not require to be trans.
lated for a foreigner to understand it.
The only Broad Church possible is that
which has its creed in the heart, and I(*
in the head.
I would have a woman as true as (eat hl.
At the first real lie, which works from
i he heart outward, she should be tender
IV chloroforied into a better world.
where she can have an angel for a gov
erness, and feed on strange fruits, whiel.
siall make her all over again, oven t(
her bones and marrow.
Why can't somebody give us a list ot
ttiings which eyerybody thinks ani
nobody sas, :md another list of things
t hat everybody says and nobody thinks
A REMARKABLE TRIAL.
A Noted Frenemnnn nnu Ills Frigatial
Crime.
The most remarkable trial of modern
times is now in progress in Paris. The
Marquis do Rays and seventeen accom
plices are on trial for manslaughter and
fraud.
The Marquis advertised six yeara ago
that he ow,ned the islanid (of Port Breton
ini the Pacific, and was rei'dy to sell hinds
to colonists. Maps of tho island, rival
ing those of Eden shown to Martin
cented Por1t Brtetn as a civilized and
flhmrishiing place, withI publicw huildinigs,
theat res, and everything else adapted toI
matke at Frenchl colonuist conItenItedi. Thet
Marquis annjounced that lhe itende(id fto
people his island exclusively withI French
Legitimnists, for whose pliety and dievo.
ion to Henri V. lhe had the most iun
Iimioted reverience. Such a coloiny would
eonulnand( the ahprobationi of his alleged
Majesty, and were France to contiunue te
reject him, the King would pIrobabIly go
to Port Breton and1( reign over his faith
tul coloists.
Tihe M~angluis's scheme was n armly
supipoi ted by the Legitimiist paupers. No
less than 700,000 hectares of land w~ere
solId, although the island conitalins only
7,1 00. Money was also lavishly stub
scribedt for fitt ing ouit ships to convey
emnigrants, and this money, exclusive (If
thatItre'ei ved fromn the sale of land, is said
tii have amounted to 5i,000,000f. Feone
shipts wvere sent out laden n ithi emigrants
ft the Pacific, and, although complauints
were( made that the ships wer 01l and
IIuIsCa worthy, no French newspaper an(l
no( French Governmient offieer had any
donht that Port iBreton wvas already in.
hab1 ited by French settlers and that the
i 'lhemoe of the Marquis was a bona tide
*ne. The colonists sent out by the Mar
Iqunis suffered1 terribile from lack of food
on the passage, andi those who finially
re ached Port Breton fo'und that it was a
wilduerness inifestd 'a ith bloodthirsty
savages4. Ini a short t ime 250 coiloniists
died of fever and starvation ; 5 were cp
Itired and eateni by the natives, and( only1
ahont 100 escapedt to reach an inhabited
-onntry.
Of the guilt of thIe Mairqjuis (10 Ravs
.unllt those assoc0iaLted with him there ean
4e no0 doubt. Hie k now that his whole
sihome was a fraudulent one. Probaly
hoe imagined that most (of his victim's
would h be drowned in conIisequnence (if t he
euseaworthuy character (of the ships inl
whIich lhe had sent them i to seat, and that
I ony oI'(f them dhid rech PoIrt Breon
they wuoul starivo to dleath beforo any
nanofescaing could reach them~.
Ihs crime was not manlslaughter, hut
l oIesalo and .deliberate murder, and
no pnishment that ho can receive will
mI (e. his~ deserts.
The (Jarlie.
T1ho violets chlarml youlr etyes, but y.,n
mnust lie blind if you (couldni't hear the
gaLrlio smell. They say this fragrant
h erb was introduced in to Penn sylva nil,
bly a farmer who cameo from over the
seaus and hoentes. near Westchester. Hie
sowedi a field of it for green fedde.r for
his cattle. It fell upon good ground,
because there is no other kind iu that
county, andl it grew and brought forth
400.000 fold. And it spread all ever
this country. Down the shaded lane,
and in the fairy dell, on verdant hillsides
and in the daisy- sprinkled meadow,
wherever two or three blades of grass
lire gathered together there is a bunch
of garlic in their midst. You never saw
any thing like It out West. Sometimes
the cow wanders into it andi devouirs it
for a telish with the clover. And then
wvhen you dirink a glass of m)ilk you ge
aroumd I eathung 01n the flies in wanton
cruelty, just to see them (die
VAIMES.---The total assessed vahmationl
of the United States is as follows. N.'a
England States, $2,652,076,586 ; Mid.l1e
States, $5,567,073,818; R4uthern States,
$2,869,246,890; Western States, 66 180,.
524,614; Territories, 6128,218,629. *otal
$l(6,897,185,567. This is about on11.
third the trna valuation.
now OKMwe re" Live.
Tho word "Gre iis applied ,to the
common native or Indian Mexican.
There is a great and marked difference,
like a caste distinction, between the
"Greaser" Mexican and the Spanish
Mexican, who boast of a descent from
pure Castilian blood. The former is
lazy, thriftless, ignorant, superstitious,
and unstable. The latter is usually
bright, active, and intelligent. As might
be expected, they, in harmony with the
white element, control most of the
wealth and commerce of the equntry.
In thwdortheru pltatespf."o1d Mexioo the
greateet ap doYQi the peb le are of the
'former ,adR, and hence' - the Qovern
tn,4s are unstable and siubjcot to fie
quont rvolution under the infhtenco of
factious leaders. In the more southerly
States there Is a greater diffision of the
Castilian blood, and revolutions are
more rare and difficult. On the ranch
or village home of 'the "Greaser" Mexi
can everything bears the stamp of negli
genee and shiftessness.
Their gaunt, sharp-nosed, long-legged,
and tan-colored hogs share with their
owners in the comforts of the family
residence. No fences except brush sur
round their fields. Generally there are
none. They raise just sufficient wheat,
barley beans, and chili (red peppers) to
meet their absolute needs. They thrash
their crops upon bare, smooth ground
by driving flocks of goats over thorn and
washing in the nearest stream. They
often plow with a crooked stick and the
hoe is their scythe, sickle, and reaper.
even their hay is cut with a hoe. They
as a rule live in villages and cultivat"
snall fields upon their outksirts. Livingi,
as they do, and possessing a soil which
Under irrigation is wonderfully produe
tive, they requiro but little ground to
cultivate. For this reason at points bee
tw3en their villages there are large trwti
of unoccupied lands subject to entry.
which are being rapidiy occupied i
A'nericans.
An impression prevails somewhat at
the North and East that the inertia of
this people is due largely to some ener
vating influence of the climate. This i:
an error. The climate is superb, amsl
the air exhilarating rather than enervat
ing. I have been hero in all seasons
and know of no climate where I can ex
ert myself so freely with si little e.
haustion. This is the universal recor,?
of American settlers. Rarely does tie
mercury range over ninety degrees itn
the hottest summer day, and the sumnu i
hteats are almost invariably tempered Ib,
pleasant breezes, I have never heard '
I ase of sunstroke here. The night
tre always cool, requiring blankets fo;
omfort, and free from mosquitoes, ai,i
acep is sweet and restful. I have novet
"n a mosquito-bar in New Mexico, no -
i:tve I ever felt the need of one. As 1
nttve said before, taken as a whole, t l
ountry is not beautiful nor attractive t'
he eye. The mountain scenery is at
unaty points wonderfully beautitul and
ieturesque. But apart from the moun.
.,ins and the few river valleys the coun t ry
one vast cattle-range.-Corresp,mn d
"?n(C of the Chicago Tribunc.
Bargaining With a 1'ump.
Some thirty years ago, an intemper
ate man was reformed b'y being refused
one cherry. Penniless, he went to the
public house one morning, where he had
squandered many a shilling, to get a
drink ''on tick." The landlady refused
to trust him. Seeing a plate of luscious
ripe cherries on the bar, ho asked for
but one. "Save your money and buy
your own cherries," was the reply. 'I
will," lie said, and hie dlid. His wouniided
pide forcedl him to refleet ; reflection
ensured amendment. From thait mini
ing he was reformed.
Tihe following stery tells of a flannel
weavor who was induced by a Burly an
swer to reflect and thea to make a good
biargain with ai pumphl.
T~his man htad savedl a guinea for the'
tpurpo)se of having a whole wveek's dissi.
pattion. Ho began on Monday, spending
three shillings per day for .wveni days;
ont the miormngt of the -eighth heo was~
lbtrning with thirst, but his monley 'was
gonie.
Judly, the landlady, wats moppitng thte
passage; he stood looking at Jutdy, withi
his cracked lips, paredt tongtte andii
loodshiot ey'es, expecting her tio ausk
htim to take just a drop; but she( (did not,
and he requeated her to trust him1 f< r
With anI indignant look of scoirn tttd
ton temnpt she replied, "Trust thne I tliton
dirty, idhle vagabiond I Set a step) in this
house5, anid I 'will (dash1 this mop ini lIa
face."
Thle poor wretch hung downt 1/s h(eM
in~ shame. Ho 'was leanting againsta
'itump; atnd after a little study begat ii
talk to the pump.
"Well, P'ump,"' said he, "'I have ntet
spent aL guinea with thee, Pumpil ; will
I hou t rust me ai drop ?''
Tie lifted up the handle, put his burtn;
ing muth to the spout, and drank hie
till ; this done, he again said to thI
"Thank thee, Ptump ; and( 10 n o w
me, Pump. I will not enter a potle
htoutso again for seven year'; , ane
Putmp, thou art ai wit!a,5
'VThiargain wats kept, and this mii
afterward b)ecamie ai respectablo ma.
lacturer, and often saidl that it " s:
grantd thing for him thant Jdy thrttat
med, to dash theo miop in his fae.
T1oo PaiirrY.-Mary Bullock got a ri
dietionushy heavy verd'(ieLttaga inst th li
Eniglish comipatty on1 whose railroitd sIte
was slightly hturt. Buit a niew tril hats
been granted, ats explressed by theo
Jtudge, that she0 and( her siters, who ap.
p)earedl a her witnesses, were so bleiauti
ftil that their charm of person had seem
inigly deprived the jury of common
sense.
P'enetra,ted to the lione.
Ale lermtn JTohn Baxter, '1Toroto, Can
itdai, itvera thatt St. ,a1 h 1 O01 il will pene
tra'ite to the hione to drive outt paitn. I
know' /, for I hacev /rird it; it hits the
maritk every time.
A nattural oil, cleanly, one that will not bee
come rancid, one that is pentetrating, onoe that
combines all these qutalitest is Catrhoelinie, the
most elegant hair-dresser and ret;torer. 'Try
Pediantry ctrar.ts rt ear~swith Ill:ite ii hunbter
ande taki:a out .oeer b rains to amake roo fol I r it,
- Coltotn.'.
Enrich anud revitalize the blood by eng|'tt
Brown's Iron Ritters.
Sih-ne.- ine'er showe s i, tself toI so grei I ni el
'ianitaIge 1as when it i i ad e iherpl- toe c:thnoe
nyv antd deinmatetion. IAhlisnet.
('iARtLOTTEsvILLg, VA.--Mr. C, H. 11 .,
mn, Presidten'.ol the People's Bank, te't i
tie's to the ,value of Brown's Iron Bitters for
relcinog indigestion.
Deference N the most delicuato, the most in.
direct anId the m1rt elegant of ali coemplimente.
[Shenstodle.
MARIANtNA, FL,A -4)r. Thee. West, a tyit:
'I conslier Brown's Iron B ttera the bieu
tonic that is sold."
The greatest hatppineas of this lhfe is to e
thorouighly resi gnedI to provid neo, a resiugna
tion which cona,titniea ths true ....-..o life,
A).f' & children's boots & shoes cannot run
over if Ly<I Saten Q - 8 iffelpre aroed,
SIt shoqld see it tt iudt nce i (. oul
incline a petI', to he "hohet, a ' 1ilrl
inthlitely great -r painls and contrivance to be a
knavo.
Real Titis.
The Arnm'y and Navy Liniment takes the
soreness out of Spavin, ringbone, splint or
curb, and rrcsta ther growth. auret
colic, scrat chos and ether G.saea ood
for man or beast, For sale by all druggists
A wontan shotlbl never accept a lover with
onl the consenlt of her heart., nor a husband
withotit the consent of her jtdginont.
''I eotldt >e wilioul Dr. Benson's Celer.
undtL Ch1m(rf onile 1'1lls if lthe cost $1 a pill.
'te, eyurtrtl me of neumi lrin o 9 years' stand
int/.''--Joeph Sniyder, L'axions, 'at. 5 ets.
per box at (1uists.
Cheerfulness in large 'oses is the best medi
cine ono enll take along in his out-door tramps.
Dr. Benson's Skin Cure is without a peer.
ft ons.ist( of both external and interna'
tr,lttinot aid costs only $1 at druggists.
Good is never )uore effectually perforned
tliut when it is produced by small degrees.
Mis. llarrlet Cunimings, of Cincinlati, Ohio,
writes: Early last tinter my daughter was at
taeked1 with a severe cold< which settled on her
litigs. We tried several rnldicinles, 10te of
which seemed to do her anm good, but she con
tinued to, get worso, and finally raised large
atnonttts of blood 'froln hor laigs. We called
in a fanily physiciati, ltit Io failed to do her
ny good. We then called in a phyl}sician--a
utmost skillful professor in one of our colleges1
he said that she could not get well. At this
tine a frintd who\iiu ad been enred by Dr. Wil.
Ihai's l$ilsann f.w the ings, advised ie to
give it it trial. WI then got a bottle, and be
fore site had used it all up she began to improve
anni by the use of three bottles she was ent.ircly
cured.
It ia be renark,d, for thet cotufort of hon
-s povertY, that avarice reigns most in thoso
'who lave but few goo ' t1ualities to recommend
tim. lIThis is a weed that will grow only in
hrren seil.- [Ilughties,
ON TI:tit'TY t)AVPt' THIAl..
T :-:T\'o y.i i4:!.: ('(. l rt:h1:1 1 I lie lt.
will 'l t''s Ct lel'l r:teFr l "--:-tro>
A l'niight ;t rt'" iazr i-Salturi(day iigl t
lusrire.
l,n(dies nre p.' r:itiLtrly recomttnouded to
try C.\sTn:N1. for i- a httlee, nausea, tcc. All
dI uggists.
Whatever is bccouinig is honlest, and what
etr is honest inist always be becoming.
1mRN8EMAN's peptonised beet tonic, the
- iy prrparation of beef containing its en..
tire nutritious properties. It contains blood
making, force-generating and lifeseustain
ing prop(rties; i.tvaluable for indigestion
.lyspepbi4, nervous prostration, and all
forms of general dekility; a'se, in all enfee
bled condit:ons, whether the result of ex%
haustion, nervous prostration, over-work or
acute diseases, particularly if resulting from
pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazard &
Co., Proprietors, N. Y. old by druggists.
A ilark hor1"se -The nightftlaire.
I)r. Stites, Brooklyn, N. Y., was eured by )r
Elniore's lihitmatiite-(iontahno of very severe
tlihenilatism and kidney disease of several
year's standing, after trying everything else
without rinefit.
tr :ofhe. My watepr nede caanoratten
tion,r some.dy 1 aya wnytms
wit svere aidneyi tomelalna,dal, as wellnss
i!t the bnck and loins. At times I passed a
himuttd quattity' of urine, highly colored with
unnatnral heat and sediment; frequently
evnccuations would be very painful. I con
chuded that I must do something for it, fear
lng thmat more serious trouble would follow.
I went to the druggist and was recommen ded
touse Hunt's Remedy, as it had been used
with wonderful success in several severe eases
of dlropay anti kidney and bladder affeetions
here in Banger. I concluded to try it, and
before I had used one bottle found it. was
helping me beyond my expectations. My
water beenme more natural, less color and
sedimnent, the pains in back and that heavy
fee'ttng gone. with a general toning up of the
system: and I continued to use it until Insed
six [ott!es, and it htas completely cured me.
Others of my family have used Hunt's
Retnedy with.1eqjually as good success, and
wve do not hesitate to recommend it far and
near, bielieving it a duty as well as a pleasure
ti rtcomtmelnd so good a medicine as Hunt's
lten edy. You are at liberty to give my
t(.Stlmony to the public. D. T. HoDlODEN.
O.simgton, Me., May 19, 1883.
I indorso the above statement,
A. M. ROBINsoN, JIR.,
Antothocary. Bangor. Me.
Thme is ill evil ws.ea itiiot itier tarc' or fly
fro, it.bit the con,ist'inlutiness of dutv disregarid
edl. -W~ebstter.
muuumusu j HE GREAT GERMAN
!IIIIUAlBIIIID F RB PAlN.
H Hlii EU MATISM,
Neuralgia,
I lfNllhblili Sciatica, Lumbario,
31t4 I(A14 I.
~ Ill!~" IIEAD)ACHE,ITITACiIE,
4llh.lllIqIua~SORE THROAT.
HumeSorecness. Cuts. Bruises,
A ilt all It he,r bodtily nchle
FFY CENTS A BOTTLE.
~~IHilH'h~i Suit by all 'rngits andtl
1:51 'ng. 1-7
The Charles A. Vogeler Ce.
lun- re,., ,n I v('i: rn a CO I
a.T Hostetter's 8tom.
i0tI,I s " achi Bitters, by in
CitEBATEB creasing vital pow
ppuItuEAT I-UWer, and renderimg
the phiysical futnc
tionts regular and
active, keeps~ thte
SyntAIW in Cld work.
hng or de r. andJ pro
.....e........t......s it axotil dis
eaan,. For coinstipa
(tion. dyu,Ie'1sia and
- ~ ' -. lver compliaint, so-d
rhieumr.t(o ailmn.
It is invaluabhe. andt
alffrrds a sure defence
againt mualarial fe
'eri,, beidies re'inoeli
all traces oj such lei
For sale bs. a')
drumggist.ean-ideal-.
sra generaly
Dr. LaFIFEUS' FRENCHI MOUST ACH E VIGOR
ft .C;ows a heard o n the erneathet face tn 90 day.s
Iiunney' reruwird. Nieve, t. sao eei- f0
*IaIn11,r. imr ; 3 pak ages for $t. Seware of rhear
h ta i 'n,: ne terenutine, sendfrciticlar.
A* .1-e r. w. AX i . bei 22, wsarsaw. tad. t!... A.
A WE EKioyogren town. n~r&d
5eutAttree.AU4arsZwalttaC .45e
S to $2%AE*a m
A (,ENT.i W WTED ferIhe Ilest antd Fa" t re*it
rltitrit Ioes and nihit.. Prese-dtu'. .'ut
elut. NAtrIomJAnn'uSAmCr'. n
I ? a
"
"
OP-UM HAIB.i
Cured Painless .
The Medicine scld for a small margin abevr t a oa
,:omponndinR All case,tregqted by elwttsaI pre soy
dor i prtic es drxe the i.cnvr
OR. S.8. B COLLIN, La Port-, in,
GEORGIA MILITARY ACADEMY.
1V /NNAttf f .
NCO 0 ATI) A s,7 ' ten1dont.BY A
hi.ct of ist . thorong old practical course
h Intrufction. A full corp of alto aid oxitrienoud1
profcesor. Ritrict ,lmcitrlitle. l ocation unaurpaasod
fo clhnn a. Now and ntagni lcont bnilding ini
the cenrru. of erection. Large and hoautifttl suhurltban
procncta. adjningio one of the loveliesct parks in the wntath.
Tits slchool is t itnrnugKhly eqiuci in evry reslpect.
Session begins October 9th. atalogue with till paeic.
lara bent on anulication.
()Li.E(: OF
PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS
H LTIMOifl: MD.
rho practical advantagesof thia school arc slsur
moesed. Clinics, bold at C,ity lloeapital, Materniteand
Miiarylan d Wonran'sc Hospital, all of which belong to
thia school. Phyiulogioal and Chemical Lahortor
SR ired of every Stuient. Apply for a taeogu
s t me odby drn
'!EIMOR It. (7. Is thbe quickest, pleasaintce',
E ruret and beet re+rtdy o nr ki,e
F livera etcOaoh. bladder and bloo.,
A d a real iu-atveet
discovered for acute and ahroni.
eumat gout., lumbago, a^i",t
a fe.a noeralgia, stc. Has cn e i it' p'
lass caes r ght'a disease and dyapopsia in 3 week -al
forms of rheumatio disordar in2 to 2 wcnka-riiovc
igfl;ttmatory in I day. (Can refer to hannlrwd.of telia
le people cured who had tried in vaib evnrythiln else,
Purely botanio, harmleds, and nice to Irink. Ask yo
drugget to get it if be declines ead to pa for it- tl
ntitngolao. Elmre. Adams & (o.IphWlliam at.. N.~
6 5-TON
JONES OF BINIAMTON, W
StsNitAx'rTu. W V
A 5Iiliacry School at Alexanetrin, Vni.
FIFT'1IY-FIllST YEAR BEGINS HIEPTEMiEI
II3d. Boa,rd and Tution, ton inconths, *9200t.
Senid for1 tailognte to
Rt ICEIAIl D) l,. CAilINE. A. M1., P'rincipal.
MILL & FACTORY SUPPLIES
OF ALL KINDS. BELTING, HOSE
and PACKING, OILS, PUMPS ALL
KINDS, IRalI~ PIPE, FiTTINGS,
BRASS GOODS, STEAM GAUGES,
ENGINE GOVERNORS, &o. Send for
Price-list. W. H. DILLINGH AM & CO
421 Main Street, LOUISVILLE, KY.
OEICAGO ALE 00,
-i T sa 4 . 5 iON, 50.
300 OTilKIS NiZit4. Redlneed PRICE I18 Pitr,i
F0 ES TOOLS, &3.
,tci I!I, -D iEstit Lih K' s i
Fana.cs,.Sa.aa e.e itin odd jobL.
AT tIO EST PRlciK'ES, WilOLES.ALP A itETAi
AGENTS WANTED FVER' HET".n;i
ting Maciine ever invented. Wil knit a t>n ~rtfit.tk
t nillkitara,reY 1 (stor wor h . I
CO.. 103 TREMON T STRtEF.T, BOSTON. 31A$S.
OPIAND WItIIKicy kAniTh OUR345
SIn Three Weeks,
PIl adirea inn fIdence wths tc.
- opr pv. ntt. ro , a ond lm.a
BA D, BA D,:.
. Some blood is bad because it is
it contains impurities. Some men ha
it does not poison the mosquitoes wh
The rich red color of good bloot
Blood which has not enough iron in
sonA in whose vemns it circulates canno
The efforts of expert chemists to
can be assimilated with the blood hav
which is an important part of Browi
which freely enters into the blood. I
the desired good.
Weak, poor, thin blood may b<1
'>lood may be purified by the use o'
'rn Billers.
O I
SOMETHING
EVERY LADY
QUIIT TO KNOW.
There exists a means of ser
eciring a soft and brilliant
Complexion, no matter how
. r it may naturally be,
agan's Magnolia Balm Is a
delicate and harmless arti
ele, which instantly removes
Frecklesp Tan Redness,
Rou ness, Era tons, Vul
g ushings, e,, etc. So
elicate and natural are its
effects that its use is not
suspected by anybody.
No lady has the right to
present a disfigured fae in
society when the Magnolia
Balm is sold by all druggists
for 75 cents.
The superior merits of th9
watches having Stevens' Patent
improvements are acknowledged
b every person wearing then4
Railroad men, and others re
quiring great accuracy in time
pieces, endorse them, and we
are prepared to shcw by incon
testable proof, that no other 4
watch not having these improve
ments will produce such accu
rate results in time keeping.
They are durable, dust-proof,
and reliable, and considering
quality, the cheapest watch in
the market. Send for otr illus
trated catalogue and prices'.
J. P. STEVENS W ATCH CO.,
Atlanta, Ga.
t(onnole' Cot ltru rre..
- ' he ia and C 'pe-,t prcref
mnde,. t..te leA% thuoat the!(t:
aVir nt' of 'TPau"a. r1andn"ie
Ini nclta a-ci ak1 t bt,th rU an, a n.t
i,,i1e wwet Aida Ank, abo nsy
,. ry y ,and l an nn
D. .M tA ..n any
C:nm can k . P r a PI tmpcre.
nlra i nR gum hc'uTt. dsd.ll
in the word. of mr iVRrI
're to all. A,Id:e+". Rlo. al.
""nR. M or ltAOi C ou i
got s a I rru(Jo.. witb parurre, N. m.
IRON WORKS.
D. A. IANE, Mangtsgorb
P. 0 Box 1 go New Orleans, c.
Manfaturer of enlds 1ood Iiw
t ed Platform COTTON YRK .li5Ki
b teame lgnd Hl.ir,.. Power. y t"ap .r
inea, d uear Mills, and Meiir"
t r ed, )rema geyn oat Work. l rtire
N'ronto. Coh,ounx Rnillinga. Ifla.
antthinr nd Masiblny \Vor.
- erts: ea l b (tt t t I m 'IT t . '.a
D.u bi and ,'. n.
cHAPTER H.
" m.ilt taken sick a Jear ago
N ia, triliou fever."
"My doctor pronounoed mo cured, but I
mrot sick again, with terrible pnanetr .u
hack and ads, and I got so bad I
Could not movo!
Fr"And ls.t 10 I had be e s t ti day." l.
ormy livrband iat aniaid meo woutydi
yoerxithc to lse rous he notls
"tidneyh'~, nve adinar lcom,in t
Syseneniottleswef you bitr cury im,
andI o w ofmi teve ',l!~ m htOl~t.
Iond ay anoeciln eighbrodta have tn sae
Ad mayeoro ro u itng ohemy ifge.t
DoMiraeAs''* b.1 --Mr. U.tD. Sla&.
Ho ,to rrita,tnk Sw. Aofs yore lf day
Nrktoolga fhard wtoubre, dofor allii ti.e
time;t taeill ithd vensrumsin advinertied
ano hecn or ollo wantld knowow tuo et
Takr cHoutip se 11 Bitters .
Narl cu edk me s a bcas
he sconbd nulode tas the wndern b
''Acdme tov bit them. otisdy
Myi itom the iron winchlid fret
t is awia ustiusfcoyThpe
tI sidi:y lioe enjoy grinar heta.
'prouce breparaton' ofeiro hiians
eeule bott ofyorfbers uredrainu
"i'seIrof it Itrsthos yon
tn is egoho thatny n wih ac onplis.cd
made ichm ar usng thed iph rea
tht Galt Io eiie rw'
''3e lns
Do ircle! -Ms.K. . sIiE
ho T Gr w.-::os ou:ef a
andnigt; uttoomunh i:texe:se
uok o hr wtou rs; oto lle
tim; ak al te il otrnsadertied
an he ouwllwntt ko lo,Ic@
wel,whchisanweedinteos