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Resemblance Was There. Professor Barry once amused Judge all by an application on behalf of a man who was a dealer in horses and sugar sticks. The incongruity of his vocations struck the judge, who remarked: "What a strange combination of trades." **l see a close recemblance between horses and sugar stick," said the witty barrister. 44Ih what way?" inquired his lordflkip. "The more you lick them the faster <hey go," was the reply. ===== , A BAD LIVER robs y ambition. To rid yourj SI MA REI LIVER RE (THE POW It is a fine strengthening medici organ responds promptly to its pow the stomach and digestion. Purifie out that languid half-sick feeling and cheerful. Try it. SOLD BY DEALERS. RRICI Ask fo:r the genuine with the Bed Z on the send oy man postpaid. Simmons juivcr I it. Price, $1.00 per bottle. Look for the Bed Z 1 | J. H. ZEILIN & CO.. P Sv*. ?to insure comp! along a case of - <. ^ ' /X>/v |jil||ffl| Delicious ^ I hirst r?. . THE COCA-COLA COM ,*>'V? . . 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If yoa cannot pet it remit to ne. we will r is pat ap also in liquid form for those who prefer i ROPS.. ST. LOUIS, MO. | F?r A tl.i m i nac m Picnic lete success take la |] g beverage?in field ? home or in town. jjSj wholesome as it is m -?Refreshing Quenching Jf eifaakta. ^r.Ca:bona*ed xi< Bottles. [PANY, ATLANTA, OA. sonable Ooods. Millinery, Dress 3oods, Notions i is now complete, dngton friends to ur line of Goods ore headquarters y, whether they ir prices are right, n & son, COLUMBIA, S. C. luartcrs For and Blinds. rid Low Prices order for building materia iison Co. IMC HA. S. C. "Passed All Understanding." Lord Yelverton, chief baron of th< exchequer in Ireland, once went on { Lent circuit, and one of the Assiz* towns happened to be a place of whicl one of his college contemporaries hel( the living. At -his own request, thi chief baron's reverend, friend preache< the Assize sermon. The time being the month of March | the weather was cold, the judge wai i >chilled, and unhappily the sermoi was long and the preacher descende< from the pulpit and approached th< judge, smirking and smiling, looking fully satisfied with his own exertions and expecting to receive the compli ments and congratulations of his quon dam chum. "Well, my lord," he asked, "and hov did you like the sermon?" "Oh, most wonderfully," replied Yel verton. "It was like the peace o God?it passed all understanding and?like his mercy?I thought i would have endured for ever." By Deputy. At a village church a wedding wa: fixed for a certain day. The happ] morn arrived, and in due course i youthful swain and a buxom damse presented themselves at the chance steps. The service proceeded smoothly as far as the question, "Wilt thou hav< this woman to be thy wedded wife?' upon which the supposed bridegroom instead of responding, stammered ,m blushingly: "Please, sir, I'm not the right man I don't want to get married!" "Not the right man!" exclaimed th< clergyman, aghast. "Then where is the right man?" "He's down in the back seat of th< church, sir. He's too shy to corns up!" i ?? ' ' I Every 1 I 1 I It means a cooking. N smoke?no s ? STANE Washington, D. Richmond, Va. Norfolk, Va. | a<r^xy. if it is a I HOI see us. \ | and will bi | lea Live L ??m???????l?H?? J THE 8EST MEDICINE IN THE WORL 5 j "My little girl had bloody dys-mtei i J very bad. I thought eh'j woaid di 3 | Chamberl tin's Colic. Cholera and E i j arrho-a Remedy cured her and I c? j i trurhfullv say that I think it is tl a i best rnedicim- in the world," writ* " j Mrs. William Orvis, Clare, Mich. Fc 1 , sale by All Dealers adv. : i 3 Something Missing. 1 | Rev. Mr. Johnsingham had deplete * | beautifully the wonders of the thith< > 1 ?1. ? > 1 II AT ITT? J T eiiuxe, muiuumg me iuiub. <?i?u iiuixt I rivers which nourish the blessed, bi l? j after service one of the brothei * ; sought him eagerly. " j "Reberend," he asked, "am milk an ! honey all dey hab over yondah?" 7 j "Yes, brotah." i "No chicken?" * ! "No, brothah." * | "Or pork chops?" > ' "No, brothah." * ! "Possum and sweet 'taters nelthahi "No, brothah." i "An' nary a watermillyun?" "No, deah brothah." 3 I "Den, reberend, does you think tb r I Lohd was calculatin' on de cullu i i man when he built dat place?" l ! 1 | Good Guesser. "You are about to meet with a final 3 cial loss," said Bunco the Seer as h 3 gazed into the future of the caller. "What are your cnarges?" asked th caller as he picked up his hat. ? "Ten dollars " rpnHeri the seer "You are some predicter, ain't you? said the caller as he handed over th< coin. . 3 Fisherman's Luck. 3 i The Rescuer?How the deuce was i 3 | you came to fall in? I The Rescued?I didn't come to fa! | In; I came for 'alf a day's fisbin'! oman SKoul i ^ afea OilCook-sto . cool, clean kitchen, L o wood to cut?no as! oot. Vlade with 1, 2, 3 and 4 hu ndicator marks amount of oil ir >ARD OIL C< C. (New Jersey) BALTIMORE Buggy, Wago RSE OR IV Ve can accom ) glad to serve Stock Co., Oo! MMMBaMigMWMBi II"1 _ -1 D Sallow complexion is due to a tor' pid liver. SIMMON'S RED Z LITER e REGULATOR purifies and strength>i ens the liver, regulates the bovels. sweetens the breath and restores the le ruddv hue of health to the cheeks. )r Price large package, $1.00; small 9iz?, 25c. Sold by All Druggists. adv. - Worth the Money. J Young Julius Jones loved Susan Slade, and oft, in dulcet tones, he vainly had besought the maid to take j the name of Jones. ^ MTT. J.i il- 1. _1_1 i.1 1 riausL uiuu great ricueH, men t?e - sure t'would be all right," said she; j 1 "but, Mr. J , whilst thou art poor, pray think no more of me." Poor Jones was sad. His coat was bad; his salary was worse; but hope suggested: "Jones, my lad, just try your power of verse." p He sat him down and wrote in rhyme how she was In her spring, and he in summer's golden prime?and all y that sort of thing. The poem praised her hair and eyes, her lips with honey ? ? laden. He wound it up?up in the I skies?and sent it to the maiden. i She read it over, kept it clean, put < on her finest raiment, and took it to a magazine and got two guineas pay- * ment. i 9 . < ? i "Bankers" Profit. , Sir Robert Baden-Powell, in a re ? j cent speech, said that he acted as a ! banker during the South African war. | He then converted chips of croquet ! mallets into bank notes, and with . i them between ?6,000 and ?11,000 i was raised. The "notes" were kept ^ i -'o mementous, and it was only laat j \r that the authorities realized why | between ?5,000 and ?7,000 to i In his accounts. ; 1 t , , \ I i I I Id Own A I j E ion E3B3BI i (Vc : 8 < ess work, better ; lies to carry?no 1 ! < I i ? < i ! i $ 11 rners; I | t i font. || ! ( Is ix 'S 1 OMPANY | | Charlotte, R C. ' \\ Charleston, W# "V SU jbi ?] Charleston, S. C. 12 i < ! ] i ? 1 - ! I i J , i jmajaBBiE; n, Harness, | IULE modate you you. h nrrjh*^ Q P I11: umuiCli ds Ub | J K i \\ Si 1 rT: ' p BULGARIAN DOPS REPULSE HIS REPORT DESPERATE FIGHTING IN PROGRESS JUST NORTH ' OF SOLONIKA. SREEKS ARE THREATENED \ Special Dispatch to London Tells of a Most Disgraceful Incident at Belgrade. Reports of Fighting at Other Places. ..Vienna.?Desperate fighting has Deen in progress between Bulgarians md Servians several days near Veles [KopriM), according to the Sofia correspondent of the Neu Frele Presse. He says the Bulgarian troops xe>)ulsed the Servian southern wing vith heavy losses and expect to occupy Veles shortly. The same correspondent telegraphs hat a great battle extending over an irea of 50 miles is in progress north. )f Salonika, where 80,000 Greeks are >pposed to 100,000 Bulgarians. The esult is expected to be a deciding actor in the Greek and Bulgarian campaign. The strategy of the Bulgarian comnanders forced the Greeks to abanlon several fortified positions near Salonika, Langasa, Lake and Beshik ^ake. Saloniki.?Greek troops captured !rom the Bulagrains the small town of ^aHana on the railroad from Salonika o Serres. It is considered the most mportant position in the vicinity and .he key to Serres, 20 miles northeastj Constantinople.?The Ottoman government has not yet decided what acion it will take in view of the Balkan situation but the opinion prevails lere that Turkey will not allow the >pportunity to escape of obtaining ;ome material or moral benefit from he clash. London. ? A disgraceful incident narked the arrival at Belgrade of 1,384 Bulgarian prisoners of war, according to a special dispatch from ;he Servian capital. The prisoners ivefre marched through the streets n the presence of immense crowds )f Servians who closed in, cheering vildly at the rear of wagons loaded vith wounded lying three deep, many >f them apparently dying. Desecrate Flag, Apology Follows. Washington.?Two incidents in< olving desecrations of national flags vhich marked celebrations are exited to form the subject of comdaints to the state department, though so far nohing has been heard from hem. The affair at Winnipeg, Maanitoba, nvolving the trampling of an Amercan flag at a British parade, probtbly cannot be made the basis of an )fflcial protest because the Internaional law does not guarantee protection of flags of a foreign country exjept where they are displayed over jfflcial buildings. In the Tucson, Ariz., nc-ident, however, where the flag over he Mexican consulate was torn down *? ^ X ill "UIO ,, Va ,ne state department wm iirvuauuiy uc >bliged to request the local authoriies o make a proper apology and amends ,o the Mexican consul. Governor Mann's Ceniai. Richmond, Va.?In a statement Go\arncr Mann strongly resented the published reports that he had advocated a grand reunion of the armies of the North and the South in Richmond in 1915 on the fiftieth anniversary of the evacuation of the Confederate capital. '"There is absolutely nc foundation for the statement that 1 idvocated such a reunion," said Governor Mann. "The friendly gathering of American citizens who were soldiers in both armies on the field of Gettysburg was a very different thing from the proposed celebration of the passing and fall of the Confederacy," The Political Reward. Washington.?A bill to take part" of the appointive power from the jresiaent ana loage it in a commission of three men will be introduced )y Senator Works. It Is designed to irevent public offices from being usee! is political rewards and the chief ef'ect would be to take from senators, epresentatives and party leaders heir present power of reeommerdng candidates. The proposed com nissiou, appointed bv each presidec it the opening of his term of effiev rould recommend appointments. Independence Day Tragedies. Vox YnrV ? While. the mnwmpnf or safety and sanity in the celebra Ion of the Fourth of July worked bonders in the reduction of the Dinner of victims despatches from a core of different points throughout lie country account for 41 persons illed in a variety of other accidents icident to Lho outpouring of the holiay crowds. Twenty-eight persons ere drowned, five persons were kill d in automobile accidents, five in a ingle train accident and rwo killed i aeronaut!.'; sports.