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HE DIDN'T SWEAR. ^.But a Court Record Quoted Him as Uoing Strong Language. One day during a term of court at ifoArtti "Wo .TnrlfP Shelton. who was AlAUW*- y ?W? v V?V>QW ~ ? J - - running through a stenographic record of a trial, detected a sentence which reflected upon the piety of appellant's senior counsel, Major B. It. Dvsart, an .^elder in the Presbyterian church. "Major," he said, "I have just been reading this record. I was inexpressibly pained to note in it some very disrespectful language you used in the presence of the court" A funereal solemnity would fall short of describing the appearance of Dy,sart's features. *<W?- o+- Hn irrkii moon ftsked. "Of course you may have been excited a bit during the trial, major. I know those other fellows were worrying you like everything, but that is hardly an. excuse for using cuss words. You shodjd have waited until you got /outside. *It won't do"? n "Does your honor mean to intimate 1 that I swore in your presence while trying a case?" demanded the major sternly. "I don't intimate anything, major, but you just look at that" And he handed the transcript to Dysart There, nestling in the midst of a long argument over an objection, printed as plain as type could make It were the words: "It is a damned obscure injury." It required nearly five minutes for " the major to think out how it happened. Then he grabbed a pen, shoved it - * ** * ? ^ ? J into me rns ooiue auu viuuuoy scratched out the ribald sentence, over .which he wrote: "It Is a- damnum absque injuria,** meaning a damage without an injury. ?Kansas City Star. \ SHOPPING IN CAIRO. j Where Bargaining Is the Perfume, the Poetry of Trade. ^ T entered Sidi Okba's shop in Cairo," ; said the man with the oriental labels pn his luggage, Hand a handsome carpet caught my eye. *What is the price of that? I asked. " That cfoet is not for sale,' Sidi .Qkba answered. 'I bought it at great cost for my own delectation only. How beautiful it Is! But will not monsieur partake with me of coffee and cigarettes?" "I partook. The next morning I was '? T?A<a>ihAi>hn^ ncwin nn/t flfdl iU UMt UMU0UW*uuvw i?B>< came forth and saluted me. Ha had changed his mind about retaining the carpet Allah forbade selfishness among the true believers, and since I desired the thing he'd let me have it for $1,000. 44 '111 give you $10/ said L "He fell back, almost fainting; then In a weak, pained voice he offered me coffee again. "Next day when I turned up he came down to $900, and I went up to $15, and we drank more coffee and smoked. Next day he dropped to $800. and I rose to $17.50. We were very cheerful over g^the coffee and tobacco that day. We had the carpet spread before us to admire. It was evident that we would strike a bargain yet, and just before I left Cairo we did strike a bargain. The carpet became mine for $50. It ?Ji ? ?A MBA .A V 1 ? WOUJU. 11&T9 OOBS av UUtlitt. OS WC shook hands in farewell Sidl Okha said: 'I love a good bargainer like yourself. Bargaining Is the bloom, the perfume. the poetry of trade. I adore it'" -^Exchange. ?- Another Kind of Quest. Won't you please write in my guest book?" said a woman to the friends she had entertained at dinner. And she brought oat the treasured volume, with - Its record of hospitality. The names were Inscribed. Why, whafs this?" said the modern Eve as the pages were fluttered before the book was returned to its ownsc. There are lots and lots of names In the back and an in your handwriting tea" The hostess laughed. "Do you want to know what these names aref* she lisked. "Weil, I suppose I might make a confession. They are names of guests, all right but of another kind. If s the list of the servants I have had since my housekeeping experiences be* gan."?New Ydrfc Press. Apply It to Your Life. Have you ever watched the exceedingly delicate and yet firm pressure of the hand of a skillful tuner? He will make the string produce a perfectly true note, vibrating in absolute accord with his ows never changing tuning fork. The practiced band Is at one with the accurate ear, and the pressure is brought to bear with most delicate adjustment to the resistance. The tension is never exceeded, be never breaks a string; but he patiently strikes the note again and again till the tone is true and the ear is satisfied, and then the muscles relax and the pressure ceases. v Bern urn's Reedy Retort. * Baraum once appeared at Oxford to lecture on "Humbug." The rowdy students would not give him a hearing. At length, in a momentary lull he shouted. "Then you don't want to bear anything about humbug?" "We don'tT was the answer in a roar. "Well.* retorted Barn am. "I've got ? your money, and there's no humbug about that!" The disturbance came to a sudden finish, and Barnum proceeded in peace. Broke the Law. "What srot me Into trouble? Failure to ignore the law." '"That seems odd." "Not at all. I couldn't resist the temptation to give the law a swift kick."?Louisville Courier-Journal. h- -1 You can cany ft about and cs B Brass oil font holds 4 quarts 1 H ished in japan and nickeL Ev< 1 7,16 Lamp 38 winter ? B brilliant light to read, sew or 1 SB hras*. nickel nlated. latest wrtpfi burner. Every lamp warranted. B not supply Perfection Oil Heal B write our nearest agency for c B STANDARD OIL CC H (Incorporate fiMj * ]j "We are now rece ;j vanced styles ii |j winter goods. \a/ i txt ... s We invite an n > goods before bi S Lexington countj ^ S welcome. Com '?|s firs^ choice. LWm. Platl 1804 Main Straaf NB/Mj/Na/M/Mt/MI/M ?8\ ?H\ /|\ /a\ TAX NOTICE I WILL ATTEND THE FOLLOWING MEN tioned places for the purpose of receiving taxes for the fiscal year, 1908: Lexington C. H., from the 15th of October to the 14th of November, 1908. Edmund, Monday morning from 11 to 12, Nov. 16. Gaston, Monday evening, Nov. 16. Swansea, Tuesday, all day, Nov. 17. J. J. Mack's. Wedesday morning, Nov. 18. Pelion, Wednesday evening, Nov. 18, Jacob Williams' X Roads, Thursday morning. 9 to 10, Nov. 19. " Steadman, Thursday morning. 11 to l, Nov. 19. Samaria Thursday evening, 3 to 4:30. Nov. 19. Batesburg. Friday, all day, Nov 20. Leesville, Saturday to 2 o'clock, Nov. 21. Summit, Saturday evening, Nov. 21. Gilbert, Monday morning, Nov. 23. Franklin Keisler's, Monday evening, Nov. 23 E. H. Addy's, Tuesday morning, Nov. 24. Croat's Store, Tuesday evening, Nov. 24, Chapln, Wednesday, all day, Nov. 25. Peak, Thursday morning, Nov. 26. Hilton, Thursday evening. Nov. 26. White Rock.Friaay morning, Nov. 27. Ballentine. Friday evening, Nov. 27. Jrmo, Saturday morning. Nov. 28. S Brookland, Saturday, Dec, 5. *The balance of the time at Lexington Court House until December 81st. 1908. after which time the following penalties will b? added by the County Auaitoi and collected by the County Treasurer. On January 1.1909. l per cent, penalty will be added to those who have not paid. On Fepruary 1st. 1909. an additional 1 per cent, will bo added to those who have not paid, making 2 per -cent, for Feb. will be added on March 1st, making? per cent, penalty to be paid by those who have not paid by March 1st, 1909. Tax Books will Close March 15, 1909. The hours for closing the tax books will positively be at 11 o'clock for the morning and 4 o'clock for the afternoon appointments. LEVY. For State Purposes 5^ Mills For Ordinary County Purposes ... 3}^ Mills For Constitutional School Tax 3 Mills Total 12 Mills Special School Levy Pis. No. 15 3 Mills Special School Levy Dis. No. 18 4 Mills Special School Levy Dis. No. 19 4 Mills Special School Levy Dis. No. 25 2 Mills 8pecial School Levy Dis. No. 34 2 Mills Special School Kevy Dis. No. 37 2 Mills Special 8chool Levy Dis. No. 42 3 Mills Special School Levy Dis. No. 75 2 Mills Special 8chool Levy Dis. No. 66 3 Mills Special School Levy Dis. No. 83 2 Mills Poll Tax $1.00 RAILROAD LEVY. Saluda Township Mills Broad River Township 7*? Mills Fork Township Mills Commutation Road Tax $3.00, payable from October 15th to March 1st. 1909. Parties owning property in more than one trmrnchin mnaf an ftfatp t.n th A tap. When writing for inforsEk|RajlSK>ncernlng taxes always give TovjwHyfgWchool District and name in full, not friinals. FRANK W. 8HEALY. Treasurer Lexington CountyWould Mortgage the Farm. A farmer on Rural Route 2, Empire, Ga., W. A. Floyd by name, says: "Bucklen's Arnica Salve cured the two worst sores I ever saw: one on my hand and one on my leg, It is worth more than its weight in gold. Would not be without it if I had to mortgage the farm to get it/." Only 25c. at Kaufmann Drug Co., Derrick'3 Drug Store, Sandel Drug Store. MMBgHPHroOBBBf l_ll agjBWHMIgljBga^BBjBWMj & & Vs? ty a? # ^ as high as you can?there's no } $15 danger?as low as you please ; fta ?there's no sme 11. That's { Kg j because the smokeless device ||| prevents smoke or smell? Kg that means a steady flow of i B| glowing heat for every ounce J Kg L of fuel burned in a H PERMIWNI Oil Heater I ..(Equipped wUfa Smokeless Device) H ire for it just as easily as a lamp. H turning 9 hours. Handsomely fin* E sry heater warranted. H ^ adds cheeriness r* E to the long ^ H evenings. Steady, f \ B mit by. Made of / \ fl oved central draft ?r?/' n K %*a?m? JasIav / H U jruw uouu vou" ?***/_ ter or Rayo Lamp / ^ Q leacr^>tive circular 'y^ y eg IMPANT H HHI^V I /r\ /*\ /0\ /(T\ /i\ /i\ /irs /1f\/I jL - GOODS i 1TTTTI rc O 11 fkn o/l_ |v + XL t & Sons, i I, COLUMBIA, S. C. r\/Ws/W\ /UN 7W\ /Is /?\/i\/f\ AVERY, The Jeweler, 1637 Main St., Columbia, S. C. f.-.-g^TU M y Lexington friends are invited to come in and see me |p in my new store. I|*^m Good things to feast the eyes, and Jeweljfrifs ^or every0De and every pocket. Mr. I Geo. H. Burch is the time maker and will 'hjfm care for the watches and fix them. Don't forget to see the Wedding Gifts in my stock Got all kinds, and reasonable in price. W. E. AVERY. JEWELEB, 1637 Main St., Columbia, S. C. DR. G. R. HARDING, Painless Tooth Extractor and Professional Dentist, R. F. D. No. 2, 18 A.s Columbia, S. C. Kyatt Park car runs by the office. A Healthy Family. "Our whole family has enjoyed good cir>r? we began using Dr. King's XiVUA - -r _c-, New Life Pills, three years ago," says L. A. Bartlet. of Rural Route 1, Guilford, Maine. They cleanse and tone the system in a gentle way that does you good. 25c. at Kaufmann Drug Co., Derrick's Drug Store, Sandel Drug Store. For Sale?A New Davis (Unique) sewing machine, improved drop head, cheap either for cash or on easy payments?installment plan?a bargain. Apply at this ffice. tf If you have a shadow of suspicion keep' it dark. 1 i riii nifiTUBMf { HLL GjLU' I fig fit GENTS'cp X: Just received a nev and colors to select satisfaction. Big lot of new Shoes buy. Evervbodv knows t V v from Seaboard depo Union depot. ALE 919 Gervais Street and REYiNO CITIZ Do You FU mtmmamamm We have every ai Installment, are the v giving them just what erate what we carry ir see us, you will find a] Bed Room, Dining Rc you read this advertise NEW HOME SE installments. See us 1 JO M 1208 <tfc <H? <tt? <tb 4t> MP 3P HP HP HPHP 44* HAVE YOU ENOUGH to pay your way should the salary stop? To go into business, buy a home or j make your old age comfortable? If not, your duty is plain. Start an 1 account with our Savings Department i at once, save and deposit every dollar you can and have money on hand when : needed. I 4 per cent, interest will be added to j your money here. f Carolina National Bank, i COLUMBIA, S. C. W. A. CLARK, President. T. H. MEIGHAN. Cashier. Ginnery Notice. From this date I w ill only gin cotton on Tuesdays, Fridays and Saturdays. James K. Swygert. i & ppw piiripa ^ Hill gj KB SVHiiSI 8 V i nmOHiftUd i T and full line of Fall St from. "We guarantee a 3, all styles and prices. lie place?Blum Old S1 t, and our Main street X. AYO 402 1-2 Main Street, FEN < Sk?L % Pittsburg Perfect Wire factured. Hence, our re | |P* just.recived two car load I ft. prices are just as low as y | s; General O111" stock of General i Goods, Notions, Shoes, I SrppK^ ishinf Groceries, Hardw ^ We are in the business tion of our stock and an : Give us a call. ?Svv LDS & C SWANSEA, : : : S. C. ENS OF LEXING' Need Any K IRNITUR :ticle in this line, and our prices, e ery lowest. We take pride in servh i they want at prices that suit. It ii 1 stock, but we assure you, if you wi qv kind of Furniture you may need lorn or Kitchen. Think of us whiL jment and be sure to call when in C WING MACHINES?Low prices fc hofore you buy. TBEET FURHir lain Street, Columbia, WOMAN OF^ bad no such choice of toilet aids as are 1 it the command of milady of today, i 3?hafc is possibly the reason women used < bo hide their faces with thick veils. , OUR TOILET AIDS AND PREPA- \ RATIONS * render thick veils unnecessary. We iave effective remedies for sunburn, freckles and all the effects of wind and sun on the complexion. Get a supply ^ it this house of pure drugs and your e face will continue to be your good ^ fortune. f IKE MANN DRUG CO. Lexington, S. C. Tetter, Salt Rheum and Eczema Arc cured by Chamberlain's Salve. Oucapplica- ^ Lion relieves the itching and burning sensation. i; ^Ma9BaKaaanaaEpKs^mt^a:^s^xsass^a m 4&t- d n <*? _ ?wi <*Y*. iw ? ** 4P3 ppr?r xs 5 ?* M fl 3 I lb ? jsili ulSuty s KS^SSWI I 1 4"n lo +An+ n+rrl ^r? U.LO, xcLuc/OO oiy ics fit and will give See ns before yon tand?three doors store is opposite 8 in UD, Columbia, S. C. s Fence is the very best fence manuason for handling this kind. We have Is?all sizes, weaves and patterns. The can be found anywhere. Merchandise. lerchandise embraces everything?Dry lats, Ladies' Dress Goods, Gents' Furnare. etc. to please, and all we ask is an inspecinquiry as to our prices and terms. IRAFT, 11 II. roN, kind of E! ither for Cash or ag our customers, c iicpIpcq in onnm_ Li uuvivww wv vuuui^ | | 11 only drop in to for your Parlor e at home when 'olumbia. >r cash and liberal DUE CO. s. c. II III L. J. DOBBINS, Ref. D. Manufacturing Optician,, 1641 Main Street, Columbia, S. C. The only exclusive optical iouse in Columbia. I grind ill my glasses. I do only high3las8 work at reasonable 3rices. Beware of peddlers ind fakirs. Real Estate Sale. Wednesday, November 11. 190S, I rill offer at my residence to the hightst bidder, one 45-acre tract of land, mown as "Whitman Place." Good arm lands; new house and barn. Terms: Cash. Willie D. Oswald. Gilbert, S. C., Route 2. iw52 For Sale. 12 head of fat beef cattle and one nilch cow. Apply to J. J. Fox, Lexngton, S. C.