The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, October 21, 1908, Image 11
HE DIDN'T SWEAR.
^.But a Court Record Quoted Him as
Uoing Strong Language.
One day during a term of court at
ifoArtti "Wo .TnrlfP Shelton. who was
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running through a stenographic record
of a trial, detected a sentence which
reflected upon the piety of appellant's
senior counsel, Major B. It. Dvsart, an
.^elder in the Presbyterian church.
"Major," he said, "I have just been
reading this record. I was inexpressibly
pained to note in it some very disrespectful
language you used in the
presence of the court"
A funereal solemnity would fall short
of describing the appearance of Dy,sart's
features.
*<W?- o+- Hn irrkii moon ftsked.
"Of course you may have been excited
a bit during the trial, major. I
know those other fellows were worrying
you like everything, but that is
hardly an. excuse for using cuss words.
You shodjd have waited until you got
/outside. *It won't do"?
n "Does your honor mean to intimate
1 that I swore in your presence while
trying a case?" demanded the major
sternly.
"I don't intimate anything, major,
but you just look at that" And he
handed the transcript to Dysart There,
nestling in the midst of a long argument
over an objection, printed as
plain as type could make It were the
words:
"It is a damned obscure injury."
It required nearly five minutes for
" the major to think out how it happened.
Then he grabbed a pen, shoved it
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into me rns ooiue auu viuuuoy
scratched out the ribald sentence, over
.which he wrote:
"It Is a- damnum absque injuria,**
meaning a damage without an injury.
?Kansas City Star.
\ SHOPPING IN CAIRO.
j Where Bargaining Is the Perfume, the
Poetry of Trade.
^ T entered Sidi Okba's shop in Cairo,"
; said the man with the oriental labels
pn his luggage, Hand a handsome carpet
caught my eye. *What is the price of
that? I asked.
" That cfoet is not for sale,' Sidi
.Qkba answered. 'I bought it at great
cost for my own delectation only. How
beautiful it Is! But will not monsieur
partake with me of coffee and cigarettes?"
"I partook. The next morning I was
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came forth and saluted me. Ha had
changed his mind about retaining the
carpet Allah forbade selfishness among
the true believers, and since I desired
the thing he'd let me have it for $1,000.
44 '111 give you $10/ said L
"He fell back, almost fainting; then
In a weak, pained voice he offered me
coffee again.
"Next day when I turned up he came
down to $900, and I went up to $15,
and we drank more coffee and smoked.
Next day he dropped to $800. and I rose
to $17.50. We were very cheerful over
g^the coffee and tobacco that day. We
had the carpet spread before us to admire.
It was evident that we would
strike a bargain yet, and just before I
left Cairo we did strike a bargain.
The carpet became mine for $50. It
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shook hands in farewell Sidl Okha
said:
'I love a good bargainer like yourself.
Bargaining Is the bloom, the perfume.
the poetry of trade. I adore it'"
-^Exchange.
?- Another Kind of Quest.
Won't you please write in my guest
book?" said a woman to the friends she
had entertained at dinner. And she
brought oat the treasured volume, with
- Its record of hospitality. The names
were Inscribed.
Why, whafs this?" said the modern
Eve as the pages were fluttered before
the book was returned to its ownsc.
There are lots and lots of names
In the back and an in your handwriting
tea"
The hostess laughed. "Do you want
to know what these names aref* she
lisked. "Weil, I suppose I might make
a confession. They are names of
guests, all right but of another kind.
If s the list of the servants I have had
since my housekeeping experiences be*
gan."?New Ydrfc Press.
Apply It to Your Life.
Have you ever watched the exceedingly
delicate and yet firm pressure of
the hand of a skillful tuner? He will
make the string produce a perfectly
true note, vibrating in absolute accord
with his ows never changing tuning
fork. The practiced band Is at one with
the accurate ear, and the pressure
is brought to bear with most delicate
adjustment to the resistance. The tension
is never exceeded, be never breaks
a string; but he patiently strikes the
note again and again till the tone is
true and the ear is satisfied, and then
the muscles relax and the pressure
ceases.
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Bern urn's Reedy Retort.
* Baraum once appeared at Oxford to
lecture on "Humbug." The rowdy
students would not give him a hearing.
At length, in a momentary lull
he shouted. "Then you don't want to
bear anything about humbug?"
"We don'tT was the answer in a
roar.
"Well.* retorted Barn am. "I've got
? your money, and there's no humbug
about that!"
The disturbance came to a sudden
finish, and Barnum proceeded in peace.
Broke the Law.
"What srot me Into trouble? Failure
to ignore the law."
'"That seems odd."
"Not at all. I couldn't resist the
temptation to give the law a swift
kick."?Louisville Courier-Journal.
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H ished in japan and nickeL Ev<
1 7,16 Lamp
38 winter ?
B brilliant light to read, sew or 1
SB hras*. nickel nlated. latest wrtpfi
burner. Every lamp warranted.
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S Lexington countj
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1804 Main Straaf
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TAX NOTICE
I WILL ATTEND THE FOLLOWING MEN
tioned places for the purpose of receiving
taxes for the fiscal year, 1908:
Lexington C. H., from the 15th of October
to the 14th of November, 1908.
Edmund, Monday morning from 11 to 12,
Nov. 16.
Gaston, Monday evening, Nov. 16.
Swansea, Tuesday, all day, Nov. 17.
J. J. Mack's. Wedesday morning, Nov. 18.
Pelion, Wednesday evening, Nov. 18,
Jacob Williams' X Roads, Thursday morning.
9 to 10, Nov. 19. "
Steadman, Thursday morning. 11 to l,
Nov. 19.
Samaria Thursday evening, 3 to 4:30.
Nov. 19.
Batesburg. Friday, all day, Nov 20.
Leesville, Saturday to 2 o'clock, Nov. 21.
Summit, Saturday evening, Nov. 21.
Gilbert, Monday morning, Nov. 23.
Franklin Keisler's, Monday evening, Nov.
23
E. H. Addy's, Tuesday morning, Nov. 24.
Croat's Store, Tuesday evening, Nov. 24,
Chapln, Wednesday, all day, Nov. 25.
Peak, Thursday morning, Nov. 26.
Hilton, Thursday evening. Nov. 26.
White Rock.Friaay morning, Nov. 27.
Ballentine. Friday evening, Nov. 27.
Jrmo, Saturday morning. Nov. 28.
S Brookland, Saturday, Dec, 5.
*The balance of the time at Lexington
Court House until December 81st. 1908. after
which time the following penalties will b?
added by the County Auaitoi and collected
by the County Treasurer.
On January 1.1909. l per cent, penalty will
be added to those who have not paid.
On Fepruary 1st. 1909. an additional 1 per
cent, will bo added to those who have not
paid, making 2 per -cent, for Feb. will be
added on March 1st, making? per cent, penalty
to be paid by those who have not paid
by March 1st, 1909.
Tax Books will Close March 15, 1909.
The hours for closing the tax books will
positively be at 11 o'clock for the morning
and 4 o'clock for the afternoon appointments.
LEVY.
For State Purposes 5^ Mills
For Ordinary County Purposes ... 3}^ Mills
For Constitutional School Tax 3 Mills
Total 12 Mills
Special School Levy Pis. No. 15 3 Mills
Special School Levy Dis. No. 18 4 Mills
Special School Levy Dis. No. 19 4 Mills
Special School Levy Dis. No. 25 2 Mills
8pecial School Levy Dis. No. 34 2 Mills
Special School Kevy Dis. No. 37 2 Mills
Special 8chool Levy Dis. No. 42 3 Mills
Special School Levy Dis. No. 75 2 Mills
Special 8chool Levy Dis. No. 66 3 Mills
Special School Levy Dis. No. 83 2 Mills
Poll Tax $1.00
RAILROAD LEVY.
Saluda Township Mills
Broad River Township 7*? Mills
Fork Township Mills
Commutation Road Tax $3.00, payable from
October 15th to March 1st. 1909.
Parties owning property in more than one
trmrnchin mnaf an ftfatp t.n th A tap.
When writing for inforsEk|RajlSK>ncernlng
taxes always give TovjwHyfgWchool District
and name in full, not friinals.
FRANK W. 8HEALY.
Treasurer Lexington CountyWould
Mortgage the Farm.
A farmer on Rural Route 2, Empire,
Ga., W. A. Floyd by name, says: "Bucklen's
Arnica Salve cured the two worst
sores I ever saw: one on my hand and
one on my leg, It is worth more than
its weight in gold. Would not be without
it if I had to mortgage the farm to
get it/." Only 25c. at Kaufmann Drug
Co., Derrick'3 Drug Store, Sandel
Drug Store.
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as high as you can?there's no } $15
danger?as low as you please ; fta
?there's no sme 11. That's { Kg j
because the smokeless device |||
prevents smoke or smell? Kg
that means a steady flow of i B|
glowing heat for every ounce J Kg
L of fuel burned in a H
PERMIWNI
Oil Heater I
..(Equipped wUfa Smokeless Device) H
ire for it just as easily as a lamp. H
turning 9 hours. Handsomely fin* E
sry heater warranted. H
^ adds cheeriness r* E
to the long ^ H
evenings. Steady, f \ B
mit by. Made of / \ fl
oved central draft ?r?/' n
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I, COLUMBIA, S. C.
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AVERY,
The Jeweler,
1637 Main St., Columbia, S. C.
f.-.-g^TU M y Lexington
friends are invited to
come in and see me
|p in my new store.
I|*^m Good things to feast
the eyes, and Jeweljfrifs
^or every0De and
every pocket. Mr. I
Geo. H. Burch is the
time maker and will
'hjfm care for the watches
and fix them.
Don't forget to see
the Wedding Gifts in my stock
Got all kinds, and reasonable
in price.
W. E. AVERY.
JEWELEB,
1637 Main St., Columbia, S. C.
DR. G. R. HARDING,
Painless Tooth Extractor and
Professional Dentist,
R. F. D. No. 2, 18 A.s Columbia, S.
C. Kyatt Park car runs by the
office.
A Healthy Family.
"Our whole family has enjoyed good
cir>r? we began using Dr. King's
XiVUA - -r _c-,
New Life Pills, three years ago," says
L. A. Bartlet. of Rural Route 1, Guilford,
Maine. They cleanse and tone
the system in a gentle way that does
you good. 25c. at Kaufmann Drug Co.,
Derrick's Drug Store, Sandel Drug
Store.
For Sale?A New Davis (Unique)
sewing machine, improved drop
head, cheap either for cash or on
easy payments?installment plan?a
bargain. Apply at this ffice. tf
If you have a shadow of suspicion
keep' it dark.
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{ HLL GjLU' I fig fit
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Just received a nev
and colors to select
satisfaction.
Big lot of new Shoes
buy.
Evervbodv knows t
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from Seaboard depo
Union depot.
ALE
919 Gervais Street and
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CITIZ
Do You
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We have every ai
Installment, are the v
giving them just what
erate what we carry ir
see us, you will find a]
Bed Room, Dining Rc
you read this advertise
NEW HOME SE
installments. See us 1
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HAVE YOU ENOUGH
to pay your way should the salary stop?
To go into business, buy a home or j
make your old age comfortable?
If not, your duty is plain. Start an 1
account with our Savings Department i
at once, save and deposit every dollar
you can and have money on hand when :
needed. I
4 per cent, interest will be added to j
your money here. f
Carolina National Bank, i
COLUMBIA, S. C.
W. A. CLARK, President.
T. H. MEIGHAN. Cashier.
Ginnery Notice.
From this date I w ill only gin cotton
on Tuesdays, Fridays and Saturdays.
James K. Swygert. i
& ppw piiripa
^ Hill
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nmOHiftUd i
T and full line of Fall St
from. "We guarantee a
3, all styles and prices.
lie place?Blum Old S1
t, and our Main street
X. AYO
402 1-2 Main Street,
FEN <
Sk?L % Pittsburg Perfect Wire
factured. Hence, our re
| |P* just.recived two car load
I ft. prices are just as low as
y | s; General
O111" stock of General i
Goods, Notions, Shoes, I
SrppK^ ishinf Groceries, Hardw
^ We are in the business
tion of our stock and an :
Give us a call.
?Svv
LDS & C
SWANSEA, : : : S. C.
ENS OF LEXING'
Need Any K
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:ticle in this line, and our prices, e
ery lowest. We take pride in servh
i they want at prices that suit. It ii
1 stock, but we assure you, if you wi
qv kind of Furniture you may need
lorn or Kitchen. Think of us whiL
jment and be sure to call when in C
WING MACHINES?Low prices fc
hofore you buy.
TBEET FURHir
lain Street, Columbia,
WOMAN OF^
bad no such choice of toilet aids as are 1
it the command of milady of today, i
3?hafc is possibly the reason women used <
bo hide their faces with thick veils. ,
OUR TOILET AIDS AND PREPA- \
RATIONS *
render thick veils unnecessary. We
iave effective remedies for sunburn,
freckles and all the effects of wind and
sun on the complexion. Get a supply ^
it this house of pure drugs and your e
face will continue to be your good ^
fortune. f
IKE MANN DRUG CO.
Lexington, S. C. Tetter,
Salt Rheum and Eczema
Arc cured by Chamberlain's Salve. Oucapplica- ^
Lion relieves the itching and burning sensation. i;
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fit and will give
See ns before yon
tand?three doors
store is opposite
8 in
UD,
Columbia, S. C.
s Fence is the very best fence manuason
for handling this kind. We have
Is?all sizes, weaves and patterns. The
can be found anywhere.
Merchandise.
lerchandise embraces everything?Dry
lats, Ladies' Dress Goods, Gents' Furnare.
etc.
to please, and all we ask is an inspecinquiry
as to our prices and terms.
IRAFT,
11 II.
roN,
kind of
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ither for Cash or
ag our customers,
c iicpIpcq in onnm_
Li uuvivww wv vuuui^ | |
11 only drop in to
for your Parlor
e at home when
'olumbia.
>r cash and liberal
DUE CO.
s. c.
II III
L. J. DOBBINS, Ref. D.
Manufacturing Optician,,
1641 Main Street, Columbia, S. C.
The only exclusive optical
iouse in Columbia. I grind
ill my glasses. I do only high3las8
work at reasonable
3rices. Beware of peddlers
ind fakirs.
Real Estate Sale.
Wednesday, November 11. 190S, I
rill offer at my residence to the hightst
bidder, one 45-acre tract of land,
mown as "Whitman Place." Good
arm lands; new house and barn.
Terms: Cash.
Willie D. Oswald.
Gilbert, S. C., Route 2.
iw52
For Sale.
12 head of fat beef cattle and one
nilch cow. Apply to J. J. Fox, Lexngton,
S. C.