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PAGE TWO HAD BIG PART IN VICTGRt JL Slfartd Likely to Be Amazed When I* Learns What the Aircraft Really Accomplished. We hare become so n*'-d to storle* af wonderful feat* accomplished l?y " aircraft during the ?ar that everything we bear nowadays leave*, us al- a?T tiost cold. The things that, before the W^r. would have furnished bold Bn deadlines In the n- -pn;> r- ari l huve >een a topic of dis' f..r days in 1 Ibe places wher* ;.e..ple congregate ' excite no more than passing notice, ' Ct is scarcely surpris tig. then, that the ftory of how touch 1 - been maintain- 1 eel for more -han Pv,j > - hetv..-.n ?' the alii* armies of the N<-<ir K,?" tnd " ' the gallant remnants of tli > ns god M citeneg-n? "! hidden ** (? r gr.'.'.t.g the r m ltita ii -tne?s, and t? how they wyre sut : ed with arias tnd cartridges by a n baa bar lly .' tttracted attention There baa been Rii*1 .? <y V\x, h? r4j^t . v* * K<j fa \ We are not told h ?w end fr"tn i fvi vi.-re "he machine- '-hrri'-d out rh?- r D: ^:"D. of how i: y w?>r?? nsraced In the te-k of sup| y <<r of wl at ef? _ fe<" t> . - wot rful rrnj.rioew iray Lavt* ha?l o*? the * un*- > keep, fr-j? the r:'T *he cailart few _ *h- ha he,<J out hfc n*t the en^rny ' for so ri ; ?,> weary mor thv We are r!m;ly toid that the Serbian army, in it* victor .>u? advanof. has <?btj. n-*d touch with ,v <e b : who "? nee the A "? r'- H'j r r h ve ^ b^D h ? ut a "re l* *he raoun- I telnt ai d have been cont noonsly rap> plied w ' h arms, f "?d ; 1 enr'.-ldtfe* ' by a ro a: e. ' V..w t r) -j - *'.> ;? historical, ok deludes Flight, ar.d the en* my cbd gain no j mslb e advantage | tr'ia kr 'Wins r w u a* t is f a pity *. ' a ":Jentntor ^ v!'l n- . jr'r ''''rot **?I1 n* w, the f<:", , ?. w(, t :r:-t be a real plo of war. & : : " fe CANDIDATES MUST "DOLL UP" ? W II Have to Look Their Prert est If They Expect to Find Favor With ^c Woman Voters. 81 th It is not nw"?(iT to go aw a* f-oni A borne to hod either the latest or test, rega-dless .f what ;? wanted. O .^Ider P* ey. r?.w r 1 tig. for tr u -e. a 'oral beauty < r announces to the t lbllc ^ t.'.-i! it 'joes eyebrow ar-'h rig. and ezI .litis that this ratj"t? "rvrg the ?*VeS S deep, soulful e\[ re?sjoQ with 0,1 **ver'??i- _ -h; rm." Eyehrow ar<-h tig c'f advice for woman electors li more or le>s superfluous. It is to the men. an'! 17 < f-e i- j My to ,l i- :u? .vh a-p'rt th to :'tit.I o: - thi? * -v ?? be dire. *..<) ar '] tr ?'t the cour.*ry women are K' g- "tJ' a 1 . <t r. e<j'j|i r?-r' ? with pi.-n \V< r- ef. cannot vote In Indiana, f m' '!>y are going to have that pr.vi- dt lege t??*or? onjf So many women w b<*.v. tr. . r? enfranchised that "hey now c* h"1 ' 'he ht? I ; rice nf power >f 'h.s ration. So the w r'r.ari vir> w. t.e m--re and rr.ore a r<-al i- it. ? problem to the candidate ' Some electors care llt'le for the per- th oriai appearance of can't ares hnt ki Cjo-t of tliern prefer a man of char- nj < t"r one w ho at east la preset *ahle aj Candidates In the fu'ure will hare to a? b'-ar thi? In mind. It will well. In B order to match rival capd late*, for el ea h to have a good tabor and an ad- at i^sory crir^triI't.-e on 'he proper shade d? o?f ?-ravats Irnrnam a'e linen wj l have k? to tre in evers' -and.date's platform. u The hvh h r' h- d eyehrow wiil t>e even '"1 trK?r>- <>s.n':.i to candidates than to w the average woman Itouhtless those h' Who have political aaplrhtiona will be- of fin early, because eyebrow rra ning 1 <ake* time ?Indianapolis News. k? at Fool-Prcsof Airplane. ni ** Th? latest model of Br.tl-h airplane ** tJ ft*Id to he aa nearly foolproof as It w |a p<ivcir I* ?o make anrh a mnrhlnr kt &a an airplane. The machines are wo n> fill art e?j and the wing-, so arranged I" t*a when the engine stops they gl.de ** gradually and eaaily to ear'h The .fallowing t?-?? show* how atahle th?---a airplanes are a pliot climbed to a jpfTh-ient he^ht j?nd 'hen atopped hi a ej ghgln'e and took hit- hande off the eon- "J Jtrol, merely keeping his feet on tha rudder har. He ?'?-ercd for an a.r- * Jlrome twenty miles away and having n' bended her s'rairh' he le? the air- ** ylane do what she liked ?he trav#Vd the whole twenty milea as stend- r" m? a t. ryrl# coastltig down a long ' btrn.gh' and renth- hill ?>f remrs* ^ bie pilot had to take hold of *he con- w troi *t!rp to land rhe machine In the 81 Jrdrorne bat except for that and the 81 fleering. th?- airplane mad*' tha wbota D' rney by herself. * ni Tough on the Private. ^ Having heard that our soldier* It France Ih.'W soap. a Portland (Mr.) jr!rl sent to a sergennt major of th? Fifty-fourth a package .if soap leaves end received In due Mrne h letter fron the nrriffHii* major In which he ?x I pressed surprise that the girl hndn' C remembered 'hat he never smoked c? He added that he had glvnn the park** cl to n private #ti? "rolls 'la own " an< ?r the private liked to haee died o> ?> 'tauten. fa ty Largest French Port h? Marseilles ha* at present In the et dt ^tnlty of 1.000.000 Inhatdtanta, and (>> ft la the largest port In France, at well as one of the wealthiest Indus j trlal and commercial center*. It la y j aiatrioutinK marKet ror numcrooi m products requlr'-d In s^xithearteri M Fraero and the French African colo n< liter, hut In the case of toy* Paris coo a Crola the trade. t?i ' ' *' * 1ST WHAT BILLION MEANS COD obsbly Fsw People Have Right Con- #tati ception of What an Enormous I Amount It Represents. We bear of billion* these day*, but Is probable that very few person* anci< ve any notion of what an enormous 'or jount of money a billion represent*, time We do know, however, how rapidly expert counter of coins tnHnlpulatea foun ' in. v"u oan scarcely follow the stnal ?tlon of his flrxers a* he shifts the mor? ins froru one pile to another and owln unts them. The experts In the are usury department will count 41e?r> their ver dollars ?n b?>ur and keep this urea all day Ion*, but that is their time nit. aeml Workinc e'cht hotir? a da> then an Chat r?er* count- r of coin will c<.tint 'tj.. Or silver dollars in a day. tiut how stau * wlli It take hiin at tl . t rate to but tint a million dollars? Thirty one Inc V *5 * rlntti P.tit ,l at ? only the h- it of Not! i* ni? H?'ir?>rn??rit*' of irrei t ficure*. dlnn ' if 'hp same man were t ? e. int'Mie day eoun* tiivnr dollars at the ?*atne they 'e of ?peed for t-r year- ho would amp d 'hut h? had uDT'-d only Pxj.- funn ruiOQ of Thorn, and that to count versi ?O.Ofin <X>.t of thorn w ould r??;\.re cleni years of *tead> work at 'he rate his pith* hour* a day during every shou iking day of every one of the KE a mni at*. b'rn. ' Tt WD ICE CREAM "BURNED"'; on tl ihk of It. French Kiddies Had to Be were Coaxed to Partake of St-ange Delicacy! pQ? Striking pr'Kf of the well-known ct 'hat extreme h**at and extreme Id have 'he ; hvsjeal pro;*rtle* bs re<"pn" y fu-n shed t y "JuKg-*r" Bur. ui?* ar-iea.-i-pn; .owopner 01 ^ impaav B. ?th engineers. wbe d some Amenat, ice '-.-earn to a ft oup of Erench children, says the )lker. '' K to ? The Inhabitants of the Fr?*n' h farm- ^ct. iuses neir the <mtr)p had never seen ^ iy Ire cream until "JukF' r" took ^fi , em over a ac>? kit full of the g~"at ]Rr<. tnerican delicacy. jt )t The rhlldren jrsthered around ex- pf<. ettntly. The first one t<??k a -poon- tv nj 1 arid at once beg: u to wo-ji and de- u j-.f are that the strange fo?>d was hot. pays The c>t'~rp who had watched ra*her ept) >rror stricken the fate of the tir-t be- co r me convinced that It wa? pome - >rt ? d white hre and w.tu'.d have nothing thin, do with the creain. the The mother tjjd to eat virtually a') e < ream in order to lndu<e :u to are lieve it Wll c"!d rather UlMQ hot moid that when not taken t<?> fa-t w;,- A' >?.d ?o eat. Eventually, the hildren ; '* ' e the last of the dl-h. He < K':* T}?-v- pMnxik of It r'n^r'T. ??t|- ?n? ti?I\ greatly mys* fied that any;' nit "s " hi<"h hr*t seemed hot. then cold. iu!d be good to eat. f"r s ho 1 Ltjmi of the War. A woman ?as d,so.>vered in thin V hJ tj ??-Mer?iay who hap lived all irough the greut war and did not ^ now that It was going on. She is an y0,r fed woman of German birth. Her fe kept her son fmw telling her Kiut the horrors of the luTa-lori ,,f elginrn t.nd of the sinking of the La- ^ tanla. He didn't wish her to worry tf71'.* id fret Hut the day of the pence Mnont?tn<t,ori made it irnj i- Me to l*'r -ep s:;er,t. The old lady heard -he UIJ hi sties blowing and *he crowds knov ie.-r,r,g ar.d she demanded t" know gard hat it was nil jibeut. When they tod UlB* -r she raised her hands Id a gevtire tine Impreoa-.on and said: "< ?h. if only I^ntl could get thexe two hands on the gull* ilser!" The Interesting part of her regu ory la that h? r husband wee a Her- haj an soldier The gray uniform whs fron , detested by him that he made his path lfe before his death, promise that 11 ie would come to America so that ' <ne of their sons ever would he cotn- M -!!ed to wear the livery of the kal- regu ;r.?New York Sun. shlfi ______ Le >n< Victim of Popular Song. w'lll Lswrer,, Kellle tells of an amusing worl tperience be had over the song >oug)as Gordon." He was Introaced oDe evening to a gentleman hose name he did not catch "1 have td* r> desire to meet you, Mr Kellie," lhg iid the stranger Kellle naturally ^ e? >oked a llttre astonished hut said lr'f nthiiig. "In fact," the other went on. salh I hate the very sound of your o?m> to to or months pant my mother has t>e?-n wer< orrleo f'.v the receipt of telegram* V|!"" nd lett?-r* of condolence on my hehalf, *'* rtd the thing Is heg.nnlng to pet plat" tonous " "I'm sorry ' ?aM Knilc. "liut N?itl hnf's that got to do with me*' "Well. one. 11 tell jroti" wild the other "My tran Bme's T?ong'as Gordon, and eTerytxely f8rt naglpes that your confounded song g?n. pfers to roe." And ulth that he turned o his heel and went. a?a ?____ und Mot Some Name! According to the camp {wvster at I amp I*ew-|a American J.ake, Wash.. _ trrp record blanks were found InsufTlent tt> accommodate the address of ?rre, > Australian who came Indirectly taunting name of the Individual. I.Ian- h#if Irpv* llgw yngyllogogoifoch In the conn- wn( of Angle-ej. North Wales When or^<, ? Joined the army he held a rwst- a nee at W.tenarlwgdd Swansea road, overton South Wales. ^on Impi Might Have Cracked Joke. ]ant "If," inquires the Itexter States By ,)f an. "h?r aerial chauffeur addressed r*. H< henKolltTn fix 'your royal highex*,' h? thfy w *r?? sailing through W|^ flood, why not?"?St. Louia il^ ij-|iM ubllc. LANCASTER NEWS MEDIANS OF OLD GREECE WAI Lie* Found In Tombo Show That Moer runmik?r? Were Much Like kii Thoee Applauded Today. te finding of aotne atatuea 1b BB Wi ?ot Greek tnmh la an opportunity ep t comparing the comedians of eld the ? with those of today. The stat- cmte< are believed to date back to the fj". th century B. C. They are quite trroy 1?in fact, few of them measure trine > than si* Inches in height?but Engl g to the careful modeling they ?>r i still quite lifelike in spite of moD extreme age These little fie- -j-j, represent the funny men of that pr?.. . and It is curious to note the re- y dance to the oddities of Charlie ^ dill ie associates flowing robes and 'it walk with the Greek actor*. players are shown wearshort trousers and with an ohcaricature of a stately gait. ' t>i iinl wps vp^erl from comes: even the greatest men of the 'oun were subject* f?>r their wit. which hope carried to extremes. a good ex- derm le of this is a sTatue of one of the y tnen b? Heron;*-*. who was unl- thinf ally admired and venerated in an- ?on t greece He is shown wearing leopard skin lightly over one t'oni lder. with his finger in his he n' th looking coquettiahly round f'e s tuun; ie costumes of these little figures curr; t have been brilliant ; there are nhti< faint traces of pink and yellow *acr< be terra-cotra of which the statues coun ' made. I'*!'* The )D SUPPLIES IN COMMON No > vv<,r Eskimo Allowed to Go Hunory '"4" * selre th le Hia More Fortunate Brotb. J _, and era Have Plenty. * !awe . . ? statf " arctic explorer Dr Donald B M llan. who returned reoentlv . . an i< r four yeais spent in the arctic r- ha? many nterestmg things ?ini ay a' out the d 'tne?.tic and social NU I ornv of the Kskltno 1 property is owned in common Advj elk us. when rou enter a rll- * V*1'.: nr?' n?( irv n m come in. your rich' to enter and If y?u fir cry to he',;. yourself to some- I? c ?rt If y<>u happen to visit his c where a p. r hunter Mr.-s, he Boy? 'Nurket-tur- pe (Nothing to '* Ho does r?" pn f. lijprv. how- *qua h.? n?-,phbr.r? h:.\c Rome. lape< hf 'vi'v in hi* n?*irhl" r* livery- Hid c * dH led up that w a ; If a!! work \ lac. r? are p?od hunter* their t?dva . ? k* n lone 'Irno. hut if unme the ;> - hunter*, the clever fell..w trap! ?*,;?* with them. f"un e? ' oti* ,v ?-f-o men's an*! '1 ?-'..ep f repulHr ir'errals. wore ffc *h? r. he l* hunp-\ and -leeps *T"P r h* 1? sleepy, and he pu'? It o^ srtMl - ne rftti. so mat ha will en- tnllei *) more. He w1!! pn around atru: sl\ h 'alklr e ahout how htm pry Hah< ? tind th?-n he *111 set to work fane en? r-.'l he ran It !? 'he same flank w '1 i'eeplnp He will p.i with- I?"s!r e; f r 4? hour* ar.d when he epho i"' keep hi* eye* *>pen any loiirer ooul< nrn*- In for a 24 hour ?noo*e.? ment h's Companion were pipe< London's Sea Gull Visitors^ fid- u'* winter visitor*. the se? 01 ha\e arrived ptrtlcularly earlj y?-ar Never since the hard win of lv?". fcrsl Impelled them hipb 1 * 1 the riw*r and into hitherto un mi repiona of perks bnd private ..u . nv have the birds omitted ta e yearly f*all t<> the s^rj^u no1! Kenslujron rardens r?un? ..s) I on the river. of course. th? T . single or In flight* have bee? je lar habitue* for many year* per w,rh . cetiTurie*. Ke?3injt the rulli ) The t.rla a favorite oocu w^i<v >n for many a Londoner or rath that I u*e<J to he. for no* the f?edin| drd* 1? forbidden, oc the frounc ?vte by the defense of the renin tjlfc. ilatlonx. The jrull* will have t? ?hnfj I for themselves thia winter. ant loners' reputation for hoapitalltj then suffer aerordlnitly In the blr< rea| id??f'hrlstlan S<1en<-e Monitor. cost* Take Ont." okui jfflce Window" of the l>ally Cbroo- and of London was ouce told a pleas- davit little anecdote of Dame Agnet tton, tli*' friend of sailors, ("onceni jam tart*. Some lady helper at a A >ra" rest had t>een mistaken enoujrb h?*r iand the sailors tracts *hlle they u^ht r harm* a meal Mi*# Weston ad- B?>u d that some better metb<?d should ?^n adopted The tracts were then ^ ed In a pile on the buffet counter, i a card Inscribed. "IMease take ^fte A sailor with a sense of fun jQ tl isferred the card to a dlah of Jam s. and. as the rush to the buffet bethe servera were amazed to aee ^#tt if after sailor lift a tart and walk W<MJ y. while the tracta remained In an hy Iminlahed pile.?Cbrtatlao Science pi^c iltor. ^oaf Miaaoori Mole Aiwa we THeee le Missouri mule wai In the war Xi before the Missouri soldier eu- latoi 1 It. The declaration of war ?ai turn f for hr? Id 1A14. two years and a before Pershing and the thoo* tape la of other Mls?<>urliiris got their acre t* to wheel Into line. He had made ^e ll'iant record there before their hp- each artce. But, according to the Ix>nadvices, he aeerna to have felt the ulae of Missouri behind hlrn at the for It la written : "The mule 8, ed In the big British advances on n<?r, western front this fall ami proved jj, r grit and worth by keeping right up xhe i the rapidly advancing artillery." t Is a Missouri characteristic. Blr,( " In a L LANCASTER 8. C. KS SET UP PRINCIPLES i >eeteus Quest ons Troubling Msiv Have Been Settled by the Werld's Greatest Conflicts. am are milestones. Victories set ablets, upob which are Inscribed principles that have been vindl!. le battle sf Marston M<>or dered feudalism, overthrew the doc' of the divine right of kings, gave and an elective parliament, Kev. SVwell I iwfgtit Hillls said in a *erreported In the Brooklyn Eagle. ie French revolution destroyed ch autocracy, and gave the people ight of self-determination, ie war of 1776 was the last cItII of Great Britain?a war of a good on of the English people against >ad section of Great Britain which enthroned a crazy German king? ge TIL ie war of 1S61 established on sure datlona the republic, the last best of man. and vindicated Industrial K-racy without regard to color, ie ?ar of 1914 has settled certain ;s for all time. War shaf be no v! Hereafter disputes between s shall he nettled by an internatl supreme court. Militarism shall r> more?never again shall the peoresourcea be wasted in piling np ifions. nor the man in the furrow r a soldier upon his back. Internal treaties hereafter shall be ?d I A'as for the next nation that ts Its written pledge a scrap of r and defies international law! small races and peoples are free! ?ie bully nation like Germany can pain trample upon Be1 plum. a? Ahab trampled od Nabotb and d his purple vineyard. Terrorism frightfulness henceforth are outd. That clay god called "the that Germany made unto herand tin? long t.-en worshiping, la lol that has fallen. 'HING LETT TO CHANCE 9 ince of American Diviaio/t* at San lihiel Had Been Planned With Elaborate Care. i modern warfare a man's head la hief asset writes r>uke Bolivar In i' Life You all know that the d'hlel salient, encompassing lo2 re miles of territory and T3 vll?. ?a? taken t?y the Americans, you know It was done by head :? Elaborate plans were made in nee and given out wholesale to troops. One hundred thousand e cover ng tronute de'Hils of the try Including natural defenses how it was rnann'-d t>y the enemy. distributed, plus rtn.isiO photo* hs. ? attered among officers ttf the lery ar d Infantry. Five thousand ? of telephone wire and G.uuO lnnenta were employed. aDd this irate system kept np w-Ph the ade of the a Toy By this service ine troops could telephone their Ion hark to the artillery The telne htisineas of a city of loonnn 1 Uave t.oen handled by this eqnlpln whose operation 1 OTP if? men engaged Thouanod* of earner >n* aid**! the ^: tma I corps. Exve hospital facilities 4 trucks, i of rallr-ad. were provided for big military operation and lO.rtOO of morle fl'rn w"r? exjtosed, ro all loldier* had to do ?a? to fight. Not a Modern Gun. 'hat wore you going t<i do with revolver?" aak?-d Walter J'ritchjudge of rlt) court, boot rabbits," replH Abe McMurcol..red, age eeventeen IW6 Kaystreet. who was on trial charged carrving concealed w ei, |m.iis e Judge examined tiie weapon, h '*aa a aiiiHii one. and noticed the barrel would not revolve autouilly. He called the defendant's itlon to this fact, nod was told it would revolve If turned by e Judge atlll appeared undecided, finally remarked : "If this was a gun I would fine jnni J1U0 and i. but alnce it is only about half a I will make the fine Just "half the 1 amount." Then he wrote SoO coats across the fa<e of the afli , '.?Indiana jolls News. Had Same War Adventure*. letter from the chaplain of base | >1tal 43 French line# bring* to j a strange eaae of parallel Orcum 1 ces . n the war experiences of two Franciscans. Corp Arthur T. Mul921 Alvarado street, and Private ralah Soar*. 92.1 Alvarado street, r enlistment the two men. living j ie ume building, were aligned to J aame dlvlsloa. fought Id the aame j le. escaping wounds; then In the ) of Argonae they were both i nderi October 14 at tha urn* time, machine gun bullets, and wera ed side hy side oa cots In the same >ltal. New American Industry, irktsh towels now come from Lew* i Me., where the mills sre dally 1n? out thounenda of hljrh jrada I *1ah towala that ar* aald to b? far rlit to th* gooda formerly brought an th* Atlantic On* mill as a Una turna out V) 000 t>*dftpr*ad? i ut**k and dally pr?*1ucen thou la of yard* of mrrcorlrcd allk. Canary Giver Fina Funaral. i-nrc* of t^rann* attended the fu il of m canary hlrd at the hom* of ry Chamber*. Mooreatown. N. J hlrd wan twenty-five yeara old n ,.iy grownup* had known M * r|i?*\ were children. It waa hurled i Utile *lver l?>*. Tl EDUCATION AND THE PUMPKIN" ,ii|| Eastern Writer Points Out Wherein the Tw? Have 8 opts Strong j Points of Similarity. At one of our ?flty vegetable inurti one day a farmer displayed with comoeodablr pride a huge pumpkin of alluring aspect. with the statement that It grew "full twenty feet from the stalk." reinurks Rochester l'ost-Bx- Atloj press. This habit of wandering In tortuous uselessness to a long dlstnnce from the source of production before lil the fruit of the vine is produced la long known of the pumpkin. It would not be amiss for our educators to consider the pumpkin vine; unquestion; My some of them have In earlier cys, but whether with a view have to its close analogy to educntloiiul ' processes is uncertain. Perhaps It is ' ?in< ii too much to say that the b? >t fruit , . i of th? educational vine I- produced from Its original source; 'bat what , rt conies of schooling l? soinefhn g quite different from the apparent result at ' ' the sous-e; that Th? best ltingv a man ; " or vnimn does are Very ?i: * r?-rit from ' ' ' ' the particular, or nonp*rtl< u' n 7.- '1 thing. ho or ih*1 Is directly taught to do. We are turning to the business of i\ making our schools ^hnw quick fruit- . ? i age of working ah; ty. *,r' But It Is at least a fair hazard to .tro, opine that the pupils who become "*orne pumpkins" will often as not he products known a long way from the special process of hunt n that eg- | treme orntionnllsts advise. 1 phvs COLOGNE'S UPS AND DOWNS i 1 Important German City of the Preaent Hn Had lt? Periods of Dire Adversity. I During the Middle Ages Cologne was a place of greir 'rade; the weaver*. the goldsmiths and th< arn rers of th? city were famous the world over; wh;le Its nrr hitn's had house? In London and the city Itseif w?? ac- ?>' forded a chief place in the llanaeatlc '"'is league Decay act in with *he luwn of thg Reformation and the p'a'-e owed It* downfall to lt? Intolernnre Thus. Its university, which In the fourteenth and fifteenth centuries hud a great reputation began at once to decline. , N , This prdlcy dealt severe blows at the jj, prosperity of the town, and when, j p In 1714. Cologne w.ts occupied by the I' French. It was a poor and decayed ' city of some '??i Inhabitants of ^ which only p..??t-e?ed < ivlI rights ' Since 181.V however when It whs flna''y assigned to l'russia. Cologne ? ^ has continued to prosper until today It Is one of the most important , Hies of Germany, w-ith a population : < f nearly half n million prep.areo fnr thr Pi.tu re I ? It was at the door of a store which N'ot had advertised ex-eptionnl br.rgalns for that day. In the him tint Mrs \; Blank >?nw Mr?. Broun and rushed to }. shake hands with her and say: rea<u "< ?h Mr> Brown ire you here?" "Yes. I am here, hut 1 did not expect tratr to tn?-et you. "Why. you a< e. I ain going to Join t, vn the new league and I ara gettii.g ready for It." "Is It the Woman's league where we pledge ourselves not to huy a hat or e garment coating more than $10?" "Yes, that is the one and I am going to Join It, too. I am getting ready for It." And they entered the store together and ea<'h bought a dress marked down from $>et to $4s. and $20 hats and coats that cost'over $ '*? each. They went out feeling that they could stand by thai, pledge. Quae at Sea. Naturally, being coutiaualiy on the more, a wer*hlp Is a lese satisfactory gun platform than the solid earth Even In t^e calmest sea vessels <-ooettntly roll from side to side Theoretically, the best time to tire it at the moment between the rolls w h**e the deck is perfectly level. It Is practlcally Impossible however, to fire ex sctly at that moment No matter how careful the gunner m?v K> ,? ? ? hi* (iiii Just before or Just after ths proper ln*tai?. The rule Id the American navy Is to "waft for the dnwnwnM roll"?that Is ?re at the moment the ship Is at-out t# move down through the motion .1 the sraees The tnailm In the Hrltlsi naey la exactly the reverse; that is, "wait for the upward roll." a ruie that has heen observed from the very earliest days of fighting by the gunnera la British ships. Didn't Corns Off. la the belfry of a little church It France the Germans placed a bom I connected with wires to the mon etrance on the altar The Idea ?s that when the monstrame ?n? mcve the resultant explosion would brtni the church down upon the heads of thi worshipers Fortunately Marsha Koch's little paragraph In his armls tlc? terms, to writ, that German com roandera would be heb' rsonally rs anA..lkU *' ' * iwi m 11 'lama*. '' '-v in fernal machine*, prevented ttt ? ?i r acterlatIcally Teuton performance , cmlng off?Rocheuter l'o*t Kxpreua Rescued oy Mother.in.Law William Olive of Rrldgewater. ufte i"irtlncc a new roof on h dog houue i, h;? yard, was afraid the d would xe rot on the nulla *tU-ktt>k through, nru n wled In to rllnrh them on the in r e. When he hud flnlahfd the Jo' !. found that hi* mat ?*? caught 01 r. 'tall and he couldn't get out. M i 1c a'*, the nolae he conld and final after a long while, hl? mother-la law heard hiin I tout on r:;oi,?? ? I TESDAY. JAN. 21. 1919. ,iORS ABftt'ON KOffl IABLETS 1HAI OtPK HEART pt A pitone. the New Tablet Which All Heart DepressK Are Counterted by lieai t Toning Agents 3 ivsh lans -.nd druggsts v ho rC?'jit up a ii L recent d scoveri ij.'d.'a! science aie now v ig to th?-.r patio.its and iu- mliu i: v pa.u relieving tablet il Asp.tone, which dot-8 not d?>the heart and circulat.on. They in that headaches ar.t n?'u:al,i> w ? !! a? olds and grippe a:e |lv attended by a fatigued heart i! Nation a:.d that Jt is d mjs at stif-h tisnes to use coal tar ,?tiv?*- In fa? t they are ola mhat ill the coal tar derivatives posit vel> dangerous even to hearts They say that many <n ?1 ? ..ths havo resulted fro t z 11? * 111 and that there s to a- y ex< s?- for taking theui it ui <l??r the watchful care of a icjan. -xpt;;inthat Aspltone j i 'iii t.ir aerivame, out is ci?m] of vegetable elements, whi !i v. (}io pa n of headaches, n* ua. toothu 'he, rheumati in, < '( . at the same time rting tie heart It is pie. 1 that A-pitone will take the ' t o..l tar derivatives. Th'> ; t :s ::( ?' to this State, but r.-iw be had at the Standard : f'ii and at all leading dru^ - n all o mniunitics.?Adv. XI urn IK'S NOTICE. e ('on tv Aud tor will fill the v. in- appoint merits for taking et uv. a f r 1 > 1 8 : lit Springs Wednesday and sii.ty January 22-23. II.. Friday, January 24 in- Saturday, January 2a. 1 ile Mz'ts be'ween the age 1 ard are liable for J3 <> ? tax Xil male ritir.ens between ices ' 1 and CO ire lialde for ? poll tax. lit* ? sh 11 he nu de of personal i.-m " n'J ?ri sfers of reil e-sho'.llfl he made JOS. W KNIGHT. County Auditor. M'e t<? IVIitnrs and <'reditors. ] j.' -s'i s having claims against ' state of F rtnnn \ Maglll. d-1 will present the same, duly within th?- time prescribed aw t?. undersigned as adm!n;s\ ,m ! all per sons indebted to ?aid estate will make immediate ii" I to the same MRS LI" KM. A M AGILL. Administratrix. ?e no, 1 f? 1 S 21 M "Thou Shalt Not Spend More Than Thou Earnest" Extravagance and living beyond one's means are aimed at in the new command* meet which Rupert Hughes gives us in the new serisl from the pen of this wellknown and popular wntet that we have ecured. The Thirteenth Commandment it an unusually interesting story of modern life act on the fringe of New York high aooety, describing the struggles of a little group of people ! working out the problem of romance versus finance. Once you start reading the story yo? wiB surely finish it, and having finished it you will be glad you started it. Be Sore to Retd the Opening Installment! t ^ -