The Lancaster news. (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, January 21, 1919, Page PAGE TWO, Image 2
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HAD BIG PART IN VICTGRt JL
Slfartd Likely to Be Amazed When I*
Learns What the Aircraft Really
Accomplished.
We hare become so n*'-d to storle*
af wonderful feat* accomplished l?y "
aircraft during the ?ar that everything
we bear nowadays leave*, us al- a?T
tiost cold. The things that, before
the W^r. would have furnished bold Bn
deadlines In the n- -pn;> r- ari l huve
>een a topic of dis' f..r days in 1
Ibe places wher* ;.e..ple congregate '
excite no more than passing notice, '
Ct is scarcely surpris tig. then, that the
ftory of how touch 1 - been maintain- 1
eel for more -han Pv,j > - hetv..-.n ?'
the alii* armies of the N<-<ir K,?" tnd " '
the gallant remnants of tli > ns
god M citeneg-n? "! hidden **
(? r
gr.'.'.t.g the r m ltita ii -tne?s, and
t? how they wyre sut : ed with arias
tnd cartridges by a n baa bar lly .'
tttracted attention There baa been
Rii*1 .? <y V\x, h? r4j^t . v* * K<j
fa \ We are not told h ?w end fr"tn i
fvi
vi.-re "he machine- '-hrri'-d out rh?- r
D: ^:"D. of how i: y w?>r?? nsraced
In the te-k of sup| y <<r of wl at ef? _
fe<" t> . - wot rful rrnj.rioew
iray Lavt* ha?l o*? the * un*- > keep,
fr-j? the r:'T *he cailart few _
*h- ha he,<J out hfc n*t the en^rny '
for so ri ; ?,> weary mor thv We are
r!m;ly toid that the Serbian army, in
it* victor .>u? advanof. has <?btj. n-*d
touch with ,v <e b : who "? nee
the A "? r'- H'j r r h ve ^
b^D h ? ut a "re l* *he raoun- I
telnt ai d have been cont noonsly rap>
plied w ' h arms, f "?d ; 1 enr'.-ldtfe* '
by a ro a: e. ' V..w t r) -j - *'.> ;?
historical, ok deludes Flight, ar.d the
en* my cbd gain no j mslb e advantage |
tr'ia kr 'Wins r w u a* t is f
a pity *. ' a ":Jentntor ^
v!'l n- . jr'r ''''rot **?I1 n* w,
the f<:", , ?. w(, t :r:-t be a real
plo of war. &
: : " fe
CANDIDATES MUST "DOLL UP" ?
W II Have to Look Their Prert est If
They Expect to Find Favor With ^c
Woman Voters. 81
th
It is not nw"?(iT to go aw a* f-oni A
borne to hod either the latest or test,
rega-dless .f what ;? wanted. O .^Ider P*
ey. r?.w r 1 tig. for tr u -e. a 'oral
beauty < r announces to the t lbllc ^
t.'.-i! it 'joes eyebrow ar-'h rig. and ezI
.litis that this ratj"t? "rvrg the
?*VeS S deep, soulful e\[ re?sjoQ with 0,1
**ver'??i- _ -h; rm." Eyehrow ar<-h tig c'f
advice for woman electors li more or
le>s superfluous. It is to the men. an'!
17 < f-e i- j My to ,l i- :u? .vh a-p'rt th
to :'tit.I o: - thi? * -v ?? be
dire. *..<) ar
'] tr ?'t the cour.*ry women are K'
g- "tJ' a 1 . <t r. e<j'j|i r?-r' ? with
pi.-n \V< r- ef. cannot vote In Indiana,
f m' '!>y are going to have that pr.vi- dt
lege t??*or? onjf So many women w
b<*.v. tr. . r? enfranchised that "hey now c*
h"1 ' 'he ht? I ; rice nf power >f 'h.s ration.
So the w r'r.ari vir> w. t.e m--re
and rr.ore a r<-al i- it. ? problem to
the candidate '
Some electors care llt'le for the per- th
oriai appearance of can't ares hnt ki
Cjo-t of tliern prefer a man of char- nj
< t"r one w ho at east la preset *ahle aj
Candidates In the fu'ure will hare to a?
b'-ar thi? In mind. It will well. In B
order to match rival capd late*, for el
ea h to have a good tabor and an ad- at
i^sory crir^triI't.-e on 'he proper shade d?
o?f ?-ravats Irnrnam a'e linen wj l have k?
to tre in evers' -and.date's platform. u
The hvh h r' h- d eyehrow wiil t>e even '"1
trK?r>- <>s.n':.i to candidates than to w
the average woman Itouhtless those h'
Who have political aaplrhtiona will be- of
fin early, because eyebrow rra ning 1
<ake* time ?Indianapolis News. k?
at
Fool-Prcsof Airplane. ni
** Th? latest model of Br.tl-h airplane **
tJ ft*Id to he aa nearly foolproof as It w
|a p<ivcir I* ?o make anrh a mnrhlnr kt
&a an airplane. The machines are wo n>
fill art e?j and the wing-, so arranged I"
t*a when the engine stops they gl.de **
gradually and eaaily to ear'h The
.fallowing t?-?? show* how atahle th?---a
airplanes are a pliot climbed to a
jpfTh-ient he^ht j?nd 'hen atopped hi a ej
ghgln'e and took hit- hande off the eon- "J
Jtrol, merely keeping his feet on tha
rudder har. He ?'?-ercd for an a.r- *
Jlrome twenty miles away and having n'
bended her s'rairh' he le? the air- **
ylane do what she liked ?he trav#Vd
the whole twenty milea as stend- r"
m? a t. ryrl# coastltig down a long '
btrn.gh' and renth- hill ?>f remrs* ^
bie pilot had to take hold of *he con- w
troi *t!rp to land rhe machine In the 81
Jrdrorne bat except for that and the 81
fleering. th?- airplane mad*' tha wbota D'
rney by herself. *
ni
Tough on the Private. ^
Having heard that our soldier* It
France Ih.'W soap. a Portland (Mr.)
jr!rl sent to a sergennt major of th?
Fifty-fourth a package .if soap leaves
end received In due Mrne h letter fron
the nrriffHii* major In which he ?x
I pressed surprise that the girl hndn' C
remembered 'hat he never smoked c?
He added that he had glvnn the park** cl
to n private #ti? "rolls 'la own " an< ?r
the private liked to haee died o> ?>
'tauten. fa
ty
Largest French Port h?
Marseilles ha* at present In the et dt
^tnlty of 1.000.000 Inhatdtanta, and (>>
ft la the largest port In France, at
well as one of the wealthiest Indus
j trlal and commercial center*. It la y
j aiatrioutinK marKet ror numcrooi m
products requlr'-d In s^xithearteri M
Fraero and the French African colo n<
liter, hut In the case of toy* Paris coo a
Crola the trade. t?i
' ' *' *
1ST WHAT BILLION MEANS COD
obsbly Fsw People Have Right Con- #tati
ception of What an Enormous I
Amount It Represents.
We bear of billion* these day*, but
Is probable that very few person* anci<
ve any notion of what an enormous 'or
jount of money a billion represent*, time
We do know, however, how rapidly
expert counter of coins tnHnlpulatea foun
' in. v"u oan scarcely follow the stnal
?tlon of his flrxers a* he shifts the mor?
ins froru one pile to another and owln
unts them. The experts In the are
usury department will count 41e?r> their
ver dollars ?n b?>ur and keep this urea
all day Ion*, but that is their time
nit. aeml
Workinc e'cht hotir? a da> then an Chat
r?er* count- r of coin will c<.tint 'tj.. Or
silver dollars in a day. tiut how stau
* wlli It take hiin at tl . t rate to but
tint a million dollars? Thirty one Inc
V *5 * rlntti
P.tit ,l at ? only the h- it of Not!
i* ni? H?'ir?>rn??rit*' of irrei t ficure*. dlnn
' if 'hp same man were t ? e. int'Mie day
eoun* tiivnr dollars at the ?*atne they
'e of ?peed for t-r year- ho would amp
d 'hut h? had uDT'-d only Pxj.- funn
ruiOQ of Thorn, and that to count versi
?O.Ofin <X>.t of thorn w ould r??;\.re cleni
years of *tead> work at 'he rate his
pith* hour* a day during every shou
iking day of every one of the KE a mni
at*. b'rn.
' Tt
WD ICE CREAM "BURNED"';
on tl
ihk of It. French Kiddies Had to Be were
Coaxed to Partake of St-ange
Delicacy! pQ?
Striking pr'Kf of the well-known
ct 'hat extreme h**at and extreme
Id have 'he ; hvsjeal pro;*rtle*
bs re<"pn" y fu-n shed t y "JuKg-*r"
Bur. ui?* ar-iea.-i-pn; .owopner 01 ^
impaav B. ?th engineers. wbe
d some Amenat, ice '-.-earn to a ft
oup of Erench children, says the
)lker. '' K
to ?
The Inhabitants of the Fr?*n' h farm- ^ct.
iuses neir the <mtr)p had never seen ^
iy Ire cream until "JukF' r" took ^fi ,
em over a ac>? kit full of the g~"at ]Rr<.
tnerican delicacy. jt )t
The rhlldren jrsthered around ex- pf<.
ettntly. The first one t<??k a -poon- tv nj
1 arid at once beg: u to wo-ji and de- u j-.f
are that the strange fo?>d was hot. pays
The c>t'~rp who had watched ra*her ept)
>rror stricken the fate of the tir-t be- co r
me convinced that It wa? pome - >rt ? d
white hre and w.tu'.d have nothing thin,
do with the creain. the
The mother tjjd to eat virtually a') e
< ream in order to lndu<e :u to are
lieve it Wll c"!d rather UlMQ hot moid
that when not taken t<?> fa-t w;,- A'
>?.d ?o eat. Eventually, the hildren ; '* '
e the last of the dl-h. He <
K':* T}?-v- pMnxik of It r'n^r'T. ??t|- ?n? ti?I\
greatly mys* fied that any;' nit "s "
hi<"h hr*t seemed hot. then cold.
iu!d be good to eat. f"r s
ho 1
Ltjmi of the War.
A woman ?as d,so.>vered in thin V hJ
tj ??-Mer?iay who hap lived all
irough the greut war and did not ^
now that It was going on. She is an y0,r
fed woman of German birth. Her
fe kept her son fmw telling her
Kiut the horrors of the luTa-lori ,,f
elginrn t.nd of the sinking of the La- ^
tanla. He didn't wish her to worry tf71'.*
id fret Hut the day of the pence
Mnont?tn<t,ori made it irnj i- Me to l*'r
-ep s:;er,t. The old lady heard -he UIJ
hi sties blowing and *he crowds knov
ie.-r,r,g ar.d she demanded t" know gard
hat it was nil jibeut. When they tod UlB*
-r she raised her hands Id a gevtire tine
Impreoa-.on and said: "< ?h. if only I^ntl
could get thexe two hands on the gull*
ilser!" The Interesting part of her regu
ory la that h? r husband wee a Her- haj
an soldier The gray uniform whs fron
, detested by him that he made his path
lfe before his death, promise that 11
ie would come to America so that '
<ne of their sons ever would he cotn- M
-!!ed to wear the livery of the kal- regu
;r.?New York Sun. shlfi
______ Le >n<
Victim of Popular Song. w'lll
Lswrer,, Kellle tells of an amusing worl
tperience be had over the song
>oug)as Gordon." He was Introaced
oDe evening to a gentleman
hose name he did not catch "1 have td*
r> desire to meet you, Mr Kellie," lhg
iid the stranger Kellle naturally ^ e?
>oked a llttre astonished hut said lr'f
nthiiig. "In fact," the other went on. salh
I hate the very sound of your o?m> to to
or months pant my mother has t>e?-n wer<
orrleo f'.v the receipt of telegram* V|!""
nd lett?-r* of condolence on my hehalf, *'*
rtd the thing Is heg.nnlng to pet plat"
tonous " "I'm sorry ' ?aM Knilc. "liut N?itl
hnf's that got to do with me*' "Well. one.
11 tell jroti" wild the other "My tran
Bme's T?ong'as Gordon, and eTerytxely f8rt
naglpes that your confounded song g?n.
pfers to roe." And ulth that he turned
o his heel and went. a?a
?____ und
Mot
Some Name!
According to the camp {wvster at I
amp I*ew-|a American J.ake, Wash.. _
trrp record blanks were found InsufTlent
tt> accommodate the address of ?rre,
> Australian who came Indirectly
taunting name of the Individual. I.Ian- h#if
Irpv* llgw yngyllogogoifoch In the conn- wn(
of Angle-ej. North Wales When or^<,
? Joined the army he held a rwst- a
nee at W.tenarlwgdd Swansea road,
overton South Wales. ^on
Impi
Might Have Cracked Joke. ]ant
"If," inquires the Itexter States By ,)f
an. "h?r aerial chauffeur addressed
r*. H< henKolltTn fix 'your royal highex*,'
h? thfy w *r?? sailing through W|^
flood, why not?"?St. Louia il^ ij-|iM
ubllc.
LANCASTER NEWS
MEDIANS OF OLD GREECE WAI
Lie* Found In Tombo Show That Moer
runmik?r? Were Much Like kii
Thoee Applauded Today.
te finding of aotne atatuea 1b BB Wi
?ot Greek tnmh la an opportunity ep t
comparing the comedians of eld the
? with those of today. The stat- cmte<
are believed to date back to the fj".
th century B. C. They are quite trroy
1?in fact, few of them measure trine
> than si* Inches in height?but Engl
g to the careful modeling they ?>r i
still quite lifelike in spite of moD
extreme age These little fie- -j-j,
represent the funny men of that pr?..
. and It is curious to note the re- y
dance to the oddities of Charlie ^
dill
ie associates flowing robes and
'it walk with the Greek actor*.
players are shown wearshort
trousers and with an ohcaricature
of a stately gait. '
t>i
iinl wps vp^erl from comes:
even the greatest men of the 'oun
were subject* f?>r their wit. which hope
carried to extremes. a good ex- derm
le of this is a sTatue of one of the
y tnen b? Heron;*-*. who was unl- thinf
ally admired and venerated in an- ?on
t greece He is shown wearing
leopard skin lightly over one t'oni
lder. with his finger in his he n'
th looking coquettiahly round f'e s
tuun;
ie costumes of these little figures curr;
t have been brilliant ; there are nhti<
faint traces of pink and yellow *acr<
be terra-cotra of which the statues coun
' made. I'*!'*
The
)D SUPPLIES IN COMMON No >
vv<,r
Eskimo Allowed to Go Hunory '"4"
* selre
th le Hia More Fortunate Brotb.
J _, and
era Have Plenty.
* !awe
. . ? statf
" arctic explorer Dr Donald B
M llan. who returned reoentlv
. . an i<
r four yeais spent in the arctic
r- ha? many nterestmg things ?ini
ay a' out the d 'tne?.tic and social NU I
ornv of the Kskltno
1 property is owned in common Advj
elk us. when rou enter a rll- *
V*1'.: nr?' n?( irv n m come in.
your rich' to enter and If y?u
fir cry to he',;. yourself to some- I?
c ?rt If y<>u happen to visit his c
where a p. r hunter Mr.-s, he Boy?
'Nurket-tur- pe (Nothing to '*
Ho does r?" pn f. lijprv. how- *qua
h.? n?-,phbr.r? h:.\c Rome. lape<
hf 'vi'v in hi* n?*irhl" r* livery- Hid
c * dH led up that w a ; If a!! work
\ lac. r? are p?od hunter* their t?dva
. ? k* n lone 'Irno. hut if unme the
;> - hunter*, the clever fell..w trap!
?*,;?* with them. f"un
e? ' oti* ,v ?-f-o men's an*!
'1 ?-'..ep f repulHr ir'errals. wore
ffc *h? r. he l* hunp-\ and -leeps *T"P
r h* 1? sleepy, and he pu'? It o^ srtMl
- ne rftti. so mat ha will en- tnllei
*) more. He w1!! pn around atru:
sl\ h 'alklr e ahout how htm pry Hah<
? tind th?-n he *111 set to work fane
en? r-.'l he ran It !? 'he same flank
w '1 i'eeplnp He will p.i with- I?"s!r
e; f r 4? hour* ar.d when he epho
i"' keep hi* eye* *>pen any loiirer ooul<
nrn*- In for a 24 hour ?noo*e.? ment
h's Companion were
pipe<
London's Sea Gull Visitors^
fid- u'* winter visitor*. the se? 01
ha\e arrived ptrtlcularly earlj
y?-ar Never since the hard win
of lv?". fcrsl Impelled them hipb 1 * 1
the riw*r and into hitherto un
mi repiona of perks bnd private ..u
. nv have the birds omitted ta
e yearly f*all t<> the s^rj^u
no1! Kenslujron rardens r?un? ..s)
I on the river. of course. th? T
. single or In flight* have bee? je
lar habitue* for many year* per w,rh
. cetiTurie*. Ke?3injt the rulli
) The t.rla a favorite oocu w^i<v
>n for many a Londoner or rath that
I u*e<J to he. for no* the f?edin|
drd* 1? forbidden, oc the frounc
?vte by the defense of the renin tjlfc.
ilatlonx. The jrull* will have t? ?hnfj
I for themselves thia winter. ant
loners' reputation for hoapitalltj then
suffer aerordlnitly In the blr< rea|
id??f'hrlstlan S<1en<-e Monitor. cost*
Take Ont." okui
jfflce Window" of the l>ally Cbroo- and
of London was ouce told a pleas- davit
little anecdote of Dame Agnet
tton, tli*' friend of sailors, ("onceni
jam tart*. Some lady helper at a A
>ra" rest had t>een mistaken enoujrb h?*r
iand the sailors tracts *hlle they u^ht
r harm* a meal Mi*# Weston ad- B?>u
d that some better metb<?d should ?^n
adopted The tracts were then ^
ed In a pile on the buffet counter,
i a card Inscribed. "IMease take ^fte
A sailor with a sense of fun jQ tl
isferred the card to a dlah of Jam
s. and. as the rush to the buffet bethe
servera were amazed to aee ^#tt
if after sailor lift a tart and walk W<MJ
y. while the tracta remained In an hy
Iminlahed pile.?Cbrtatlao Science pi^c
iltor. ^oaf
Miaaoori Mole Aiwa we THeee
le Missouri mule wai In the war Xi
before the Missouri soldier eu- latoi
1 It. The declaration of war ?ai turn
f for hr? Id 1A14. two years and a
before Pershing and the thoo* tape
la of other Mls?<>urliiris got their acre
t* to wheel Into line. He had made ^e
ll'iant record there before their hp- each
artce. But, according to the Ix>nadvices,
he aeerna to have felt the
ulae of Missouri behind hlrn at the
for It la written : "The mule 8,
ed In the big British advances on n<?r,
western front this fall ami proved jj, r
grit and worth by keeping right up xhe
i the rapidly advancing artillery."
t Is a Missouri characteristic. Blr,(
" In a
L LANCASTER 8. C.
KS SET UP PRINCIPLES i
>eeteus Quest ons Troubling Msiv
Have Been Settled by the
Werld's Greatest Conflicts.
am are milestones. Victories set
ablets, upob which are Inscribed
principles that have been vindl!.
le battle sf Marston M<>or dered
feudalism, overthrew the doc'
of the divine right of kings, gave
and an elective parliament, Kev.
SVwell I iwfgtit Hillls said in a *erreported
In the Brooklyn Eagle.
ie French revolution destroyed
ch autocracy, and gave the people
ight of self-determination,
ie war of 1776 was the last cItII
of Great Britain?a war of a good
on of the English people against
>ad section of Great Britain which
enthroned a crazy German king?
ge TIL
ie war of 1S61 established on sure
datlona the republic, the last best
of man. and vindicated Industrial
K-racy without regard to color,
ie ?ar of 1914 has settled certain
;s for all time. War shaf be no
v! Hereafter disputes between
s shall he nettled by an internatl
supreme court. Militarism shall
r> more?never again shall the peoresourcea
be wasted in piling np
ifions. nor the man in the furrow
r a soldier upon his back. Internal
treaties hereafter shall be
?d I A'as for the next nation that
ts Its written pledge a scrap of
r and defies international law!
small races and peoples are free!
?ie bully nation like Germany can
pain trample upon Be1 plum. a?
Ahab trampled od Nabotb and
d his purple vineyard. Terrorism
frightfulness henceforth are outd.
That clay god called "the
that Germany made unto herand
tin? long t.-en worshiping, la
lol that has fallen.
'HING LETT TO CHANCE
9
ince of American Diviaio/t* at San
lihiel Had Been Planned With
Elaborate Care. i
modern warfare a man's head la
hief asset writes r>uke Bolivar In
i' Life You all know that the
d'hlel salient, encompassing lo2
re miles of territory and T3 vll?.
?a? taken t?y the Americans,
you know It was done by head
:? Elaborate plans were made in
nee and given out wholesale to
troops. One hundred thousand
e cover ng tronute de'Hils of the
try Including natural defenses
how it was rnann'-d t>y the enemy.
distributed, plus rtn.isiO photo*
hs. ? attered among officers ttf the
lery ar d Infantry. Five thousand
? of telephone wire and G.uuO lnnenta
were employed. aDd this
irate system kept np w-Ph the ade
of the a Toy By this service
ine troops could telephone their
Ion hark to the artillery The telne
htisineas of a city of loonnn
1 Uave t.oen handled by this eqnlpln
whose operation 1 OTP if? men
engaged Thouanod* of earner
>n* aid**! the ^: tma I corps. Exve
hospital facilities 4 trucks,
i of rallr-ad. were provided for
big military operation and lO.rtOO
of morle fl'rn w"r? exjtosed, ro all
loldier* had to do ?a? to fight.
Not a Modern Gun.
'hat wore you going t<i do with
revolver?" aak?-d Walter J'ritchjudge
of rlt) court,
boot rabbits," replH Abe McMurcol..red,
age eeventeen IW6 Kaystreet.
who was on trial charged
carrving concealed w ei, |m.iis
e Judge examined tiie weapon,
h '*aa a aiiiHii one. and noticed
the barrel would not revolve autouilly.
He called the defendant's
itlon to this fact, nod was told
it would revolve If turned by
e Judge atlll appeared undecided,
finally remarked : "If this was a
gun I would fine jnni J1U0 and
i. but alnce it is only about half a
I will make the fine Just "half the
1 amount." Then he wrote SoO
coats across the fa<e of the afli ,
'.?Indiana jolls News.
Had Same War Adventure*.
letter from the chaplain of base |
>1tal 43 French line# bring* to j
a strange eaae of parallel Orcum 1
ces . n the war experiences of two
Franciscans. Corp Arthur T. Mul921
Alvarado street, and Private
ralah Soar*. 92.1 Alvarado street,
r enlistment the two men. living j
ie ume building, were aligned to J
aame dlvlsloa. fought Id the aame j
le. escaping wounds; then In the
) of Argonae they were both i
nderi October 14 at tha urn* time,
machine gun bullets, and wera
ed side hy side oa cots In the same
>ltal.
New American Industry,
irktsh towels now come from Lew*
i Me., where the mills sre dally
1n? out thounenda of hljrh jrada I
*1ah towala that ar* aald to b? far
rlit to th* gooda formerly brought
an th* Atlantic On* mill as a
Una turna out V) 000 t>*dftpr*ad?
i ut**k and dally pr?*1ucen thou
la of yard* of mrrcorlrcd allk.
Canary Giver Fina Funaral.
i-nrc* of t^rann* attended the fu
il of m canary hlrd at the hom* of
ry Chamber*. Mooreatown. N. J
hlrd wan twenty-five yeara old
n ,.iy grownup* had known M
* r|i?*\ were children. It waa hurled
i Utile *lver l?>*.
Tl
EDUCATION AND THE PUMPKIN" ,ii||
Eastern Writer Points Out Wherein
the Tw? Have 8 opts Strong j
Points of Similarity.
At one of our ?flty vegetable inurti
one day a farmer displayed with comoeodablr
pride a huge pumpkin of alluring
aspect. with the statement that
It grew "full twenty feet from the
stalk." reinurks Rochester l'ost-Bx- Atloj
press. This habit of wandering In
tortuous uselessness to a long dlstnnce
from the source of production before lil
the fruit of the vine is produced la
long known of the pumpkin.
It would not be amiss for our educators
to consider the pumpkin vine; unquestion;
My some of them have In
earlier cys, but whether with a view have
to its close analogy to educntloiiul '
processes is uncertain. Perhaps It is ' ?in< ii
too much to say that the b? >t fruit , . i
of th? educational vine I- produced
from Its original source; 'bat what , rt
conies of schooling l? soinefhn g quite
different from the apparent result at ' '
the sous-e; that Th? best ltingv a man ; "
or vnimn does are Very ?i: * r?-rit from ' ' ' '
the particular, or nonp*rtl< u' n 7.- '1
thing. ho or ih*1 Is directly taught to
do. We are turning to the business of i\
making our schools ^hnw quick fruit- . ? i
age of working ah; ty. *,r'
But It Is at least a fair hazard to .tro,
opine that the pupils who become
"*orne pumpkins" will often as not he
products known a long way from the
special process of hunt n that eg- |
treme orntionnllsts advise.
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COLOGNE'S UPS AND DOWNS
i 1
Important German City of the Preaent
Hn Had lt? Periods of Dire
Adversity.
I
During the Middle Ages Cologne
was a place of greir 'rade; the weaver*.
the goldsmiths and th< arn rers
of th? city were famous the world
over; wh;le Its nrr hitn's had house?
In London and the city Itseif w?? ac- ?>'
forded a chief place in the llanaeatlc '"'is
league Decay act in with *he luwn of
thg Reformation and the p'a'-e owed
It* downfall to lt? Intolernnre Thus.
Its university, which In the fourteenth
and fifteenth centuries hud a great
reputation began at once to decline. , N ,
This prdlcy dealt severe blows at the jj,
prosperity of the town, and when, j p
In 1714. Cologne w.ts occupied by the I'
French. It was a poor and decayed '
city of some '??i Inhabitants of ^
which only p..??t-e?ed < ivlI rights ' Since
181.V however when It whs
flna''y assigned to l'russia. Cologne ? ^
has continued to prosper until today
It Is one of the most important ,
Hies of Germany, w-ith a population :
< f nearly half n million
prep.areo fnr thr Pi.tu re I ?
It was at the door of a store which N'ot
had advertised ex-eptionnl br.rgalns
for that day. In the him tint Mrs \;
Blank >?nw Mr?. Broun and rushed to }.
shake hands with her and say: rea<u
"< ?h Mr> Brown ire you here?"
"Yes. I am here, hut 1 did not expect
tratr
to tn?-et you.
"Why. you a< e. I ain going to Join t, vn
the new league and I ara gettii.g ready
for It."
"Is It the Woman's league where we
pledge ourselves not to huy a hat or e
garment coating more than $10?"
"Yes, that is the one and I am going
to Join It, too. I am getting ready for
It."
And they entered the store together
and ea<'h bought a dress marked down
from $>et to $4s. and $20 hats and coats
that cost'over $ '*? each. They went out
feeling that they could stand by thai,
pledge.
Quae at Sea.
Naturally, being coutiaualiy on the
more, a wer*hlp Is a lese satisfactory
gun platform than the solid earth
Even In t^e calmest sea vessels <-ooettntly
roll from side to side
Theoretically, the best time to tire it
at the moment between the rolls w h**e
the deck is perfectly level. It Is practlcally
Impossible however, to fire ex
sctly at that moment No matter how
careful the gunner m?v K> ,? ? ?
hi* (iiii Just before or Just after ths
proper ln*tai?.
The rule Id the American navy Is to
"waft for the dnwnwnM roll"?that Is
?re at the moment the ship Is at-out
t# move down through the motion .1
the sraees The tnailm In the Hrltlsi
naey la exactly the reverse; that is,
"wait for the upward roll." a ruie that
has heen observed from the very earliest
days of fighting by the gunnera la
British ships.
Didn't Corns Off.
la the belfry of a little church It
France the Germans placed a bom I
connected with wires to the mon
etrance on the altar The Idea ?s
that when the monstrame ?n? mcve
the resultant explosion would brtni
the church down upon the heads of thi
worshipers Fortunately Marsha
Koch's little paragraph In his armls
tlc? terms, to writ, that German com
roandera would be heb' rsonally rs
anA..lkU *' ' *
iwi m 11 'lama*. '' '-v in
fernal machine*, prevented ttt ? ?i r
acterlatIcally Teuton performance ,
cmlng off?Rocheuter l'o*t Kxpreua
Rescued oy Mother.in.Law
William Olive of Rrldgewater. ufte
i"irtlncc a new roof on h dog houue i,
h;? yard, was afraid the d would xe
rot on the nulla *tU-ktt>k through, nru
n wled In to rllnrh them on the in
r e. When he hud flnlahfd the Jo'
!. found that hi* mat ?*? caught 01
r. 'tall and he couldn't get out. M
i 1c a'*, the nolae he conld and final
after a long while, hl? mother-la
law heard hiin I tout on r:;oi,??
?
I
TESDAY. JAN. 21. 1919.
,iORS ABftt'ON
KOffl IABLETS
1HAI OtPK HEART
pt A pitone. the New Tablet
Which All Heart DepressK
Are Counterted
by lieai t Toning Agents 3
ivsh lans -.nd druggsts v ho
rC?'jit up a ii L recent d scoveri
ij.'d.'a! science aie now v
ig to th?-.r patio.its and iu- mliu
i: v pa.u relieving tablet
il Asp.tone, which dot-8 not d?>the
heart and circulat.on. They
in that headaches ar.t n?'u:al,i>
w ? !! a? olds and grippe a:e
|lv attended by a fatigued heart
i! Nation a:.d that Jt is d mjs
at stif-h tisnes to use coal tar
,?tiv?*- In fa? t they are ola mhat
ill the coal tar derivatives
posit vel> dangerous even to
hearts They say that many
<n ?1 ? ..ths havo resulted fro t
z 11? * 111 and that there s to
a- y ex< s?- for taking theui
it ui <l??r the watchful care of a
icjan.
-xpt;;inthat Aspltone j
i 'iii t.ir aerivame, out is ci?m]
of vegetable elements, whi !i
v. (}io pa n of headaches, n* ua.
toothu 'he, rheumati in,
< '( . at the same time
rting tie heart It is pie.
1 that A-pitone will take the
' t o..l tar derivatives. Th'>
; t :s ::( ?' to this State, but
r.-iw be had at the Standard
: f'ii and at all leading dru^
- n all o mniunitics.?Adv.
XI urn IK'S NOTICE.
e ('on tv Aud tor will fill the
v. in- appoint merits for taking
et uv. a f r 1 > 1 8 :
lit Springs Wednesday and
sii.ty January 22-23.
II.. Friday, January 24
in- Saturday, January 2a.
1 ile Mz'ts be'ween the age
1 ard are liable for J3 <> ?
tax Xil male ritir.ens between
ices ' 1 and CO ire lialde for
? poll tax.
lit* ? sh 11 he nu de of personal
i.-m " n'J ?ri sfers of reil e-sho'.llfl
he made
JOS. W KNIGHT.
County Auditor.
M'e t<? IVIitnrs and <'reditors.
] j.' -s'i s having claims against
' state of F rtnnn \ Maglll. d-1
will present the same, duly
within th?- time prescribed
aw t?. undersigned as adm!n;s\
,m ! all per sons indebted to
?aid estate will make immediate
ii" I to the same
MRS LI" KM. A M AGILL.
Administratrix.
?e no, 1 f? 1 S 21
M
"Thou Shalt Not
Spend More Than
Thou Earnest"
Extravagance and
living beyond
one's means are
aimed at in the
new command*
meet which Rupert
Hughes gives us in
the new serisl from
the pen of this wellknown
and popular
wntet that we have
ecured.
The Thirteenth
Commandment
it an unusually interesting
story of modern life act
on the fringe of New
York high aooety, describing
the struggles of
a little group of people !
working out the problem
of romance versus finance.
Once you start reading
the story yo? wiB surely
finish it, and having finished
it you will be glad
you started it.
Be Sore to Retd the
Opening Installment!
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