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f ?, A Goat In ?, Studio. Aiiiuiik ul.ur stork's In the inlsci'iicos ?ti Augustus Saint G? by fmher and son is u confesi tin- son Win n hi' was a boy ulsh be hnd a pot goat which Tragedy of Clea ning* Oi "Item- "America an 1 Saw It' ludeus" Tweedie, writing of our slou by 8a-V8: in Cor- "But home life?where i he had P?or ma" w*h? pays bo ] THE LANCASr r Sho??. How Diana 8< " Mrs. Alec *n "Mlltou and ilu)ui home life. ?niusliiK Kligllah Cox Uii "Hold hard, madauil r It? The hold hard or that heavily for rldliif? will be the deal rER NEWS, MARCH 17, ;or?d. It D L'spuu" is this In "Bohemia u Day ntliijr story: the followiuK story Kor heaven's Hams. the war corre; camel you are "Charlie Williams :h of some of Barou Munchausen t 1914. id. 8 In Fleet Street" "PRINCE , of Charlie Wllspoudeut, appears: He Wee e Young could have given ic? 0f i stone aud a beat- To thono who " ~ J ^ Who OF SPIES." An old law ? ? in Wales, re< Alsatian In tha 8srv- anr.e passing Napoleon. ! roads should Irw tLr wliK AL * * a Owned the Cart? r in Carmarthen county, julreU that every convey: over the turnpike toll be plainly marked with imineu 10 pmy a hutting gniu goat wc ii111 butt. Homer would and then, to his groat glee, tl would butt tiio wrong thing or One day at dinner time wb studio burn was deserted Hon; (.laying this game. Beyond tl barn door stood the wax model Logan horse "waiting to be plaster. This time when Home ed the goat butted tin* bnek e. The everytning cannot even ge (IikIkc, blackened at home, and hi tie goat Into the streets to the nea the air. for the purpose. At the sti ten the of every town are high, st ler was '"g chairs under an awninu le open men?aye. and women. I of the emuly. with a foot reposii cast in r,'st placed there for tl r dodg- "J"1 w,1,le they read their ti of the t"'rs 11 darky browns boot t his boots my nounasi cried the > has to go ?f one of the southern rest 'shine' packs of foxhounds to n eet corners riding rather too close t range look- Without deigning to i and there she steered her mount too?sit sol left and clear of the ho lg on each own line like a centum lie purpose, through a long and very aornlng pa- was the first of the tieul :s for five rolhsl over in the open. lioleiic muster ! ing. He spoke wltt item counties' of lrelum) accent, i lady who was anecdotes gained grc o hounds. matter of fact uiaui turn her head were narrated. I ret a little to the campaign rvminiscen Kinds rode tier experience of a coi p. led the van fire. ,* fast run and " '1 had w??t unde to see the fox bowlder and had t? Ml.. i i a rasping North , upon spies nml 8 iiul his campaign labors It roint<fl i atly by the stolid, that Napoleon, tli ler In which they tors of war. owed all now one of his Ice of spies uot a ccs. It Is a quaint Hunt victories, respondent under I The man who I organize tills seci r cover of a big ] mental officer i st ho red my horse afterward becat ".l.i... : Boru... Ill-? - ??u wuitui))! me iiume or t uch &h prottt by their petrotor of a ih n surprise to learn easily detects ie greatest of all mas- One young I to Ills excellent serv- uiering few of his most brll magistrate, ' name did not m he picked out to tHi part, et service was a regi- | "W w-wlios tamed Savary. who on?" stuininc tie Due de Kovlgo 1 "Your own. Jie owner so tnat tne permy lawlessness could bo d. farmer known as Stani- . was summoned before a who demanded why his appear on bis two wbeele n-n-nnme am I to put red the defendant. of course." said the mac burst*: luit. since it did not break, the relieved child thoj wasn't hurt and <1 In't tell, j any one noticed that "the read animal was strangely askew" tl bad been east in plaster and larKeiueiit Iu^miii. This meant I of a whole summer's work Ji more of the accidents and erro Increased the "tounhnoss of tin tor's life." ? Ari'idiio (liliiurt fall or f P?'?co or blacks them foi iijjht It halfpenny. Kven in hotels ' I'.el'ore '""it to uet hoots cleaned, I of the have to he put on dirty an w linrsu ' their owner down to the tpe en- j w'iere. in the larger hotels the loss ' ??w kind ciiouuh to have 1st one ' depnrtnient for ladies. 'Tis rs that I luxury, but not of comfort. i sculp- tie comforts, which to us I iti st i are the necessities of life twopeuce llavinu rccdveri'il fro it is dltH rary lit of churlishness and they with the manner in \\ hie id worn by ridden, the master up boot room, somewhat sheepishly it ?. they are fessed. with the "brush* a separate okj\ the land of "Pray, don't apologize, Tiiose lit smilitiK reply. "Yon si in England m.\ favorite hunter for i JI ro iiftt ti? ?^??h i * id liis ti>iii|?o lioskit. wlion ii slioll n 11.1 ilolkrhtoil nn' shot tin* nosoli Ii the l.-nly hiiil chnrjior. Ilo hail sin pronchril lior. out of oovor." must hi- . on 'Ami you?' askoil mill an upol "'1 just wont on nn 'Hut.' siiji.uostoil sir." was tho sholl took away tho imply mistook to have oarrioil awn; i "iiiuol. ami I as woll.' jii.-M 111u111 inn a i. IIIM* in* i hurst mi tho rock Jiiiluiucnt nf tne ag right off in\ various corners u v eil IMs otilil head numher of agents varying degrees IViirso. that curiously u hi liin' my heskit.' "u> s*'i'v|oo of Ni 11 uinliig. "if (lu? to Imve bred t.nsehug it (Might ^ '''''' among tl y the beast's hcail sfltian. t harles who earned the mister. excelled in Ms 1st rate, n: he gathered froui 'H b-lmt It f Kurope tin Immense ship." says .11 who serviMl him with "'Who is tin of success, hut with (j?, squire nlfortn fidelity which "T-t that's ipoleou always seems jlln "The I >-I? David I lent was 11 young Al- wheels l> l> l>? Louis Schultuelster. (,K. tl|j ux|,. nickname of "ITlnee ?? ? Isn't my mrt. your worIni > owner, tlieu?" demanded the t t-trouhle. sir," said <>hl sh-sliufts belong to I'-TThoinus. the wh-wti'Ioiik to 11 uuh ' J-Jones, to WW-Wllltniu U-Bow I Nicholas. i Early Day Railroad Tray On Nov. 2ti. 1833. a car dm fnt trip over the I'ort&ffe r This was the meet remarkabl oetiring undertaking of the tiro railroad waa thirty-eix in Ilea l?j tending across the Allegheny talus from Hollldayabarg to be found in America. Why there are few people to r? L lce" id? the sllroed. Limit, e en*i Mary Jane's master la,a e. The <*ntrlc bachelor. lie has in# e*- 'rr^a^n* habit. Instead of tnooD he wants done by wor Johns- 'eflTes on ','H desk or on lUAIlUIIIIIlK Kir KU ? Because seems we were both mis ;nder serv- awfully for the brush." Practical Pao| A tourist fouud biuisel: slightly ec- Tillage fur out of the Is one moat his kind. There was. h telling her den tree in the village d of mouth tree was plastered over v i the kitch mcuts like this: "(Jet Yoi i terriers it it <11(1.* replied V token. Tlninks utmost sniiK froid." -? Watch th< pi*. If the jMisslou for f in u <?ertimu pliabet) uotlriuK more (Hten truck of Uas already ?uiwet o: owever. ii lln- cred- tenet* that ah aquitre. The awer put Into the eo rith ndvertlae- lawn for the obeerva ur House Fur- Tliat tenet ! Vidimus, with the 01 "I"**"- ^hvi , bim in itie earl* Btian vtllnue wti Clock. Bon of M cl efficiency aeoonj- | 'ntr ou M K'*o*ntJ' U will?indeed. It ?ytetn 1 ne .of the uivHt ?u. i vommU trulstlc employer* "a "nu> ;of uwtltutiun and byace of employee* ^^ ?K.. *,_u *???? #c*m nry hnil come ncrosa XI dn.vs lu u little Al- I M MorK?|?. lere ScliiiltneiHter. the JV' me" u lencynmn. was carry- l>ut OUc and eminently ane- | of smuggling. When Melbe'a P isloned him to organ- ' 0ne Amerl< apioa Sarary at once at tUe n of hla shrewd and ^"rtng ,!u .* i n T (i n>' it nil | ?hd. getting . ihneleter entered Hm performance, uiu MiMuiiKs 10 josnna the t t tailboard belongs a w-WrwJUoHo n-nauie ain air?"?National Magazine. 'ullman Porttr Critio. inn experience recurs to lOLuerU. I. bad been apKaust." at Washington. Into the train a/ter the anther tired, was not un mm. 1'nere were ten inclined ftre on each side of the mot Engines at the top of each plane op four cam at a time. The m? the eaat aide measured 1.381 Then there was a tunnel of 8 and a descent of 1,172 feet western side. Passengers on boats entered the cars at llo burg and were carried over the tains, embarking In other boats ptaDM, "" l"?"j"wre vine intalna. likely to nee it a note cu ( pulled ln* her to "Dust the dluln< rent on "Turn out my cupboard." ax 8 feet Ttle otber day he bought 70 feet PflP?r- ^th the usual die on the dress imprinted upon It. frt cannl ii?ner and ordered it to be i llklays- Mary Jane took It In. an moan- thing that oauKht her eye i on the attached to the package. S wnere line Dlshlngs nt Olwr's." rtly direct Kings ? n Marvelous S i room" or Hebllng**. the WaUhmal >d so on. "Kitchen Utensils some note- "Joat the Pluce For Y sunk ad- Breakfast?the Kittle Dli >ui the sta the Post Hotel." and * *ent home. stranger rend the advei d the first teutlvely. was a note "And why," asked he. She read It villager who stood bv. "v? Kngapement It waa hoped. of c?. Selection r? at ployeea could be mi ter and Jewel- clock they might a at Muller'n." home at the explretli our Wedding which they were pal< nlriR Room In IClttciency uow mal o forth. The Hry demand that you rtisementa at- your eyea from the topnotcher In etllole turning to a even further. You rhv In thi? lln. - - ???*" ? ?? viw:*. | ir'Tenrti wrvlte urae. that If etn barely thirty. H< rnle to forget the watching il.so forget to go euilgre? In Germ i>u of the time for traced the unfort il. I to Bttenheiin. wl tea the revolution- \ certain Uener ahouUl never take arreated at the i clock. To t>e a the reault of a F ncy you must go that Sehuluielater must get a atop German accent In t lHOu. .being> then naturally aim p considerable roo^k UDprepf K the dolnga of the attendant, wl Mny.J II* it wu who tlm? before b unnte Due d'Engblen ' "Why la in, lore bo was arrested. Iran. al de Thuraery waa He looked same time; this was ferently. rench official thinking "1 saw you . who with his strong rite) this mo irnlllH UU? 1 ??? * *1 toyed at finding mjr atatekrvicl. I called the colored ? kept tne waiting a long 4 e condescended to appear. f berth not ready?" 1 beV . >?tl ?'* ' Ik". me up Rod down Indlfplay Margaret (Margueruln'.'* be said defiantly. western side and thus contlnulc Journey to Pittsburgh. iJiter were built so that they could b< a port luto three or four eectlo placed on a car for the trip mountains. The construction Portage railroad cost $1,500,000 adelphla Record. Sorting Bottloa by Toucl iIf their ?*H'n eyed boots "Well." she sold, "he's nn i taken do a few thinifs In his blei no and this Is the limit. 1 woi rer the no longer!" of the ^e1" ttie noto read. "Die .?Phil- Package."?London Answers A President In Shirt < ?. The Swiss uresldent's u deu used as a billboard?' iked me to "Simplest thluK In ih ssed notes. pUed the villager. "All i't stand It couples come here and ct In tbe bark of thla tree. Inside this *>?fore them are the adr very people they'll need In housekeeping onoo tl M?v?. *** married."?New VorV inassumlDR u.i watch with split ?< e world." re- ke t[,at ?" the courting " ?" ?f ,U,e T ,URH it their names Particular There right "tote- Wntch tbe Irenes of the WBtch the c,ock ,f > to set 'em up ? success In this wor tiey decide to 'u 8l Post r "T- n?j Th? Mullingar* and m UlllMn croeo L'cond bunds and Doumery." whs h :h minutest dlsl- wanted Duunniri igueu to it a pre- view, action, being or clock, my boy? Llfs a ou want to make An English m kl.?Ellis O. Jones bis morning stud, told the new ma ? , rumHtances were tho Hapsburgs. ted?except, of < .??j VJTCUCI a I BU A IUUUK peaking of the much- good. You'Jl ez.?Westminster Re- , kou (PlaneOQ I an afterthous I Two yea re ind Death. ' letter from tl In Inter, who guarded heard you la y hour very carefully, caut." it ran Id that uudetr no clr- You beat thp i call era to be admit -Mow. Melt* course, he added. In ... . JrT? ui you weren't a bit o' hev to wait. But Plan> wm fine." be Added as (lit* 1 ' 1 ' It in afterward I received a lis same ebony critic. "I at night as Manon L?e?, "and it was real One. bnnd,^JL take It ail back." g i lu. Straqd Magazine. one or l^onaon's queer trades of emptjr bottle aortliiK at the 1 battle exchange, off Ulackfrlsn These bottles have been salvage dost bins, cellars, the holds 01 and wherever bottles go astray, rear at least 2,000.000 bottles many wanderings, find their i the bottle exchange. They are and returned to their rightful c who pay an annual subscript Is that BUUUS nas Riven n?e to ma London Edmund d'Auvergne. vlaitln road, wnment building* At. Bert d from 11,0 word 'Hundespraeatde f ihlp? dent of the confederation) Every over an Inconspicuous doo . after you might aee the word '< vay to 'District Uegintrar.' I caiie sorted how an important Englla wners. contractor' once knocked at iou as and was answered bv a mi ny ntorles. K the gov- Tbe futhui" Saint L "noticed Cltfptor, wn? a booimi nt (prtul o"1?? enthuBlamw li Inscribed 800<1 lKX,t that bin sod p r. JoAt as ** ' IsHhlor' ??r l*l,ntlnSf? ?d sculptures -TYn manv m??onA nre spent to mind dncttonH of the humftn h( k^ 7H> They may not he clnsse* this door art t Rtv tb h in In Hhl rt mS ? P??Ul/. r ? arv Gaudens. the Swisa fcuuillwi couc< iker and put IA. Curti..dli ito making a Mtfcmal historian ax ut Into model- Frankfurter Zettung, are apcnti. on ^ following am uric i, but Juat aa a correspondent, on other pro- Tears ago a Muill ?nd and brain, the staff of the Swli 1 aa works of enna. On being pre* autlful bnndl- peror Francis Joaep i uum vi mow cm a cane or lire and rnluc whom my Half an hour.I itiuffu tubed Swiss ed at hla door, id Enactor of the jrou, sir.'' recently told me "Why. 1 thougt eg Incident, write* "Tea. 1 told bi he says It's a < n*er was one of death." is legation at VI- 80 he wont doe touted to the Em- Insurance agent. h he bluntly ex death. I ' ' ?nfl'a??dfli ater the maid knock- j , One could 1 "A gentleman to eee without tbe 1 " ! the Inaplratk it I told you"? much that dli m.'' she replied, "but Tan beauty, gueetlon ef life aad have lived uj a potent fact rnstatra and found an thla island kl -New York Globe. *nd lavee th< . I wnrl/1 a /lne t < Great Little River. ?. hardly fancy to England Thames. It lath* source, a. the participant, dn 'so itlnjrulshea Rnglnnd's sylIn the centuries that x)n Ita banks it has been tor In the civilization of ngdom. It cuts In twain ? burliest city in aU the well as a few shillings a gross turned bottles, Itettred on the as It were, a sorter at the ex must be a man of keen eye an eate touch. All that he has to him In thousands of cases is t bossed name on the glass, and s unerringly and with almost ui deftness he picks out u bottle has wandered from fllasgMv an it 111 the c.'isn luinnil 'f.ip ??.? ?. for re- sleeves, whom he took to 1 bottle. It was the president hlmsel change Ilornee Rumbold's time (the <1 dell story was that a diplomat! guide at the president's private n he era admitted by a lady with wlftly. sleeves and soap sudded V aeauny la Presldente straight from which tub.?London Standard. id puts 1 ? ? i-rnri or men una woine 3e a clerk, acts of the cabinet m f." In Sir eighteenth century, the sixties) the the Hindu men and woi 1st. calling days of the Arabian NIr ihode. was and tapestries work?Kl by tucked up nuns or queens, the crt rms? Mine, potter, the brnsstnonger. thf> wash- ger. the silversmith, the i printer and the bool wrought by joyful work n The prrxl- pressed tin pleasure nkert* of the qunlntauce of his weaving of pleasure, he added, \ men since the er since "In times g< ;hts. the laces burgs were mere reU pensnnt girls, lingers." atIons of the "in that case." tin the Irounion- to have replied. "1 t goldsmith, the mjt that m.v family Lldnder were jn the world (hat es ;ers. and mil- thon * ? at making the ac- Grot* ar majesty. which The wife of the was ail the great* have been an e: one by the Hapa* She rode without liners of the Mul- afraid to put ofT | man. and she w ? emperor la said marry her lover tiiuk you will ad- { and return bom lias got on lietter word atiout It. Sy welter gebrncht) tills lady and h< ?d His Wifs. tar? linpeneti historian Orote most 8 vast coin in itraordlnnry woman. B?a. nn<l nlo h saddle, she was not nights are ofi In a boat without a tragedies. 1 as plucky enough to Princes and t wltliout permiaslon 'and rode upc e without aaylng a state or In tl dney Smith described Those were t r lord In his happy hnrge or tli k umno ui auman butkrably profound* It rides erce from London to the >ng Its Jutting wharves ten made darker with Its fears agone kings and ;he fairest women In the ?n Its tide In functions of gr ^ he Idle pose of pleasure. he days of the garlanded le hooded galley foist. New York Sun. Sixteenth Century Beif Pj A quaint publication is "The of Cokerve," printed in the six century. The full title of the t> A proper r.ewe Hnoke of Coker elnrynxe what maner of men best in season, for nl times vere, and how they oupht to be 4 a !>"?' ? Pony Express Ride In the days of the pon many wonderful, long rides / e. by those engaged in cm Booke mails through dangerous eou teenth llnnt F. Cody (Buffalo Bil ook Is: . round trip of list miles wit I ye, de- except to change horses ai tes be | take of one meal. It is rec in the Hubert II. Ilaslam (l'ony dress | | mtiiw nf <?n.. *..i? r?. Ilonaires compete with iy express them.?Boston Glolx were made ? Tying the Profane Dane ntry. Wll- Harriet Beecher Stow* l? made a ln her girlhood site am liont stops. twed to danee a Jig entltl nd to par Devil and Shake Yourself orded titat nillst have enjoyed a lonj Bote rode ,llnrltv Tin* first Duke vol..... .K.. ham and Chandos was im klnKS to poa- I^"UU' Try It on 1 The farmer looked records that a1.d,^hook|.h's 1 her friends d cal1 ed "(Jo to the ?n? >??8 Of t This dance P .7,., !' ' <>r"1 J spoil or pop n Tophet Is of Rucking- agriculturist. [lieniint teh..n Tho 8trnnKer smllet i vjnronicie. iusuioii. i (io iiki for he Is ladylike, the Dog. gentleman" at the stranger ; He Wi urself?" he asked. Father?Jane, a he barnyard." n*- Intentions serious j so. pa. He su.vs 01 that?" demanded he easily transfc and the attic wot 1. Ila/d room and I e mem both ao much, gnum . and she la a perfect lower portcu the world of From "In Tin is Serious. re that young man a Clement i? Daughter? 1 think ,nst ono lM" nr carriage shed could ' larke M irtned Into a garage. ' churc lid 'nuke a dandy bll* "ll(' '' 'fl.v-lil fowling alley.?Hons- heights. " "1 stealthily beneath the Ills, lost another noble to politics and intflgue.? amealand." Moore's One Poem. 1*111 was written by Clem loore, whose jtrave Is In hynnl. at One Hundred 'lb street. Washington 'was the Nlcht Refore ru, ami serveu Jit tin' table, bot tiesh?? da.ves and f.vshe da yea. a newe addition, verve ne<essat all them tluit delyuhteth in I'oke One of the recipes In the book following: I'yes of mutton or helf must t inynced and < ensoned wytli pepp <alte. and a lyttle salTron to < it, suet or marrow a good quati .yttle vynejter, prumes. create t ho for I With ' ?K>n,x ?*pross oonsrd to exi ye for ' n Wells Pnrgn nu?ss rye. every twenty I is the ten hours on the r< Keetley. it pony express rldi >e fyne ! ?'?*?l with ."HO utiles in thirty er and 'Hid .lltn Moore, another rid 'oIoure to have covered L'so miles i it it**, h hours and torty-six utiuti 'nysins Vork Sun. st Haalain delirnluR to attend an i letieer. ri<l- nt his reqocm roar hours. n,1<lrpss?M> to a local root ?ad Jack w,th n'I>l>'. "Go to I ?r |8 crod Sf?'kc Yourself!" no c -one hours. tJe r'H ,"r- nnd ,f " ler. Is said t!,e who w,,s so' 11 fourteen ^ho"?ht l,ls Knice '"?> ?* tea.? Now daiK'? was t,u'n Incident occurred in 17K assembly hall A col leK? profit for a dance. that l,e"s wi 1 "ot ll or's wife, met H?ns "V'1'88, thwy ,MV the I>evll and mun who ",tM " h' vmplalned to amuses th 1 ranspired that ?^'ftn- a,ntl, hore ? uowliat deaf. P|ny nnd "tnK and cru ked her what ov* ,n ,s played. This al' / *UtS "" ,u and twentv u' '?<*nier eyed hi . . I \vnmU?r Im ufi i. *or has declared ton Post. iy nt certain sea- | amused. I'm the The Art iruyard fence and suppose you lere Is my mouth people out home iy tambourine. I about?" icli Jokes until the "No." replied S heer delight?and have been telling nr." keep them from m moodily. ton star tl "Inutt tn I Christmas" | ? now mid tins of Oratory. Iioarts. It wi have been giving your album in isj: something to thlnlt of years Intel the author, lennfor Sorghum. "I Crock and II them funny stories to 'e*rt> >"?<l <11*1 thinking."?Washings with his dig Verse. | >r. M ? ?- I'lru* 11'ik /?f ,? Ives because It touches always touched human A is put into an autograph and published a couple r without t tie consent of who was professor of tebrew at Columbia colnot think it comported nlty to write children's loore died In lNC>.'i at the una antes, take the fattest < broathe of powdrcd boyfe, and wyll have paest royall, take butt yolkes of egges and so tempi llowre to make the pneste. English Greetings. Erasmus, coming to England i r.v VIII.'s time, was struck wl deep heartiness of our wishes ave, nnd bad. too, but he most hi tne : yf you Easy to Identify. or nnd u.is going down the re the other day." the fellow said. ' a little boy crying, lie was ! hie object and seemed to b< keenly. So I stopped and n Heu him. th the " What's the matter, son?' ?good. I " "A h-b-big boy bit me.' In (mired " 'Well, that's a shame Y iiticr i rauue, in animadverts on a hooUse street the ,I1K ,ho ni,1Hjo of < > diinci and I met Profnm? title.?Mancheste i a misera ? s suffering 14 ?car?d Hi spoke to ATt'r ending a fei year at a watering place, sava 1 h,s dally swfni In the op sobbed. Wfmn sulphur water, a nil toll .nn was the year at th ins "inlea, . ,, , Her for stork- ?UtH "'.?Uld ??"l?r?i? with such a Rovep! c'eveland 5 r Courier. i ? One Way to Ci im We retueii)l>er ben v weeks one ,lshmn"- ? dlstlnguh where ho took W"8 naturally " v?r>' en air pool of who hnd cuml h,m little fellow ?'tv tl,ron?h ro,,d,? e seaside. In The ,nnnner I" whlc the dog? Here. Cheerfulness ni lain Dealer. heautlllers and a > of youthful looks jro "Nerves.'* * _ ring of an Eng- j A Fair died soldier, who "Many a man nervouji hoy, but the slightest eoi self of the Inflr- really is." said 11 g Lever's novels. Robert K. I.ee's i h Lever treats of command of a < id content are Rreat H s<''lo''ir Is i< re fn moils preservers thor of ttint . ? Dickens while the Kit "nd rend nnj ' Warning. n '"-"Kle. k<h*s to war without nception of what It No i veteran of (ieneral A tencher li irmy. "in lNtV# I had to exP'"ln to letall made un of a Wor(1 "? isiiviuur. ins iHUie as >st. Ills fame as the anone real poem will live Kllsh laiiKuatte Is spoken where on earth.?Brook>twith?tanding. iad been at preat trouble her class the meaning of otwIthstandlnK" and, on (lie good ones. Other nations their greetings how a man carrlt >elf, or how doth he stand wl world, or how doth he hud h Out the English greet with a wish that God may give one i morning or a good evening. got or "god'e'en." as the old writer it. and when we part we wis! 'God may >e with you," thou | II I rr pl|(k if Inf A ? - ask in who the bin boy was and I*1 a hitn- " talking to that he won't fo th the i " 'It was th" Simpklns boy. luiself. tlie abused youngster, with pious interest. 'He's down there i good those other kids.' >d day " 'Which one of ttint crowt h have " 'You kin tell easy enoi h that th' one with th' blaek eye an' gh we nose, an' he's eryln' too!'1 1 give Lira h,s t,nv bathing suit I rget.' over the vast ocean In si ' answered Then he protested: a show of 111 no* Koln* In. Da f with all ^or 'X)Jrs- Dat's for bo; News. 1 Is her ? igh. He's Hit It. th' bloody <to big lifter's ad "?Chicago wh?t father said about y AH..Ink..o (tk I I .1. .. ho gazed out H" peril as n I lenoe. duced liim to a now made any exnggorntl it ain't water UlK?'s of bodily safe1 ?ta."?Chicago mor,?ld. hut rldlculoi tator. Distinot mlrer>?Gueas "Don't you believe ou Inst night. 8 f*H>ret ? " '<?f ('filirnii f luiv nn i iliid of joke Intro- dozen or two re f philosophy that come up from t Ion of the advan- first night we w< ty seem not only managed to find i us.?London Bpee- after placing my I we Hung ourselvi I the middle of the lion. | picket, selecting women can keep ^ONV who had ex { tense longing to n Iruoii a " tire IlOl't llel'll lirill <-rult8 tlint had Just I U8k,"S for a he gulf state*. The | W;ord ,or<,,,rrf re near the enemy 1 ; ',lu8t,<1 r?' ii deserted cabin and. 11 a f),us'11 picket out in front. HU"\?,er? ?I)(1 L'? down to sleep. In . ease nils night 1 changed the . ' " '.'f * for duty a young fel- not wit hut hlbited the inoet In exterminate the env. "Well, what sentence In which the jp_ 'd. whs somewhat nonelve the following effort ng mnlden of some eight winters: ts, my little brother has a teat of his trousers, and nndlng."?London Mall. Friends of His. did vonr tmftor hnie uo ? ? .T ^..tf *i iiitu uwuujf. ?r nn His Foolish Fathsr. 'I suppose you keep hard at thefte days?" "No. r id not doing anythtn liOW." "1 thought your father hud you a position in Ills bank?" "He did. But be wanted me t my salary."?Chicago Jtecord-Hi wen. ixewN. Will End thq Myiti work "ITnve the police yet four pin nation for theitnysterlous g flint wee of Mr. J origins?" "So. They're going to get given bloodhounds on his trail torni "Gnu-loo*! Won't there .0 earn that If the bloodhounds find >ratd. i ,,at him ?" 4?uvi|/iiua ^'il 1 tl^llUU 1 ly. Polly?I'll Klve you n 5ry. can rucks. Adolphus (I id any ex Polly. I haven't nn Iden disappear- Polly?Urr?you was lis oey Bulletin. a pack of ? arrow." Good Timo Li he (lander "Why do you Insist up< Idni they'll biRRest piece of pie. Han mother of a small bov. , gueaa. wea?- j I'm glad o i peach if ymi mU ,t? auatered) ?Oh. ?Women can keel In the world. i* they won't tentng. ? Hyd- chronicle. Quit* Ni 0?t. Bertha?And do y on having the 1 that n woman alwoyi j7' asked the iia*e flrnt when she "Imi't vonr * ' ne man will ad- I "About dawn 1 i well known *Pli ) a secret. The Hjcoinst the Iokh -"?San Francisco expostulating vol In# to the door, scout I nc party of itural. discovered signs (>u really believe the caoln and w? < turns to the last out by tiring froi picks up a book? turned to m.\ pic was awnkennl by the i'ou in. Ct' bullets "She said a of the cabin nnd the "Yon alway ce <?f my picket. Oo- to take yon I saw that a small quets." f?>deral soldiers had "Not friendi of Conf?>derntes In Pittsburgh 1*0 re trying to drive us u the op|K>slte bill. I ket and guve a ^asp "Jimw, 1 , mw? ? . . plenty." 8 seem to have friends home after these ban ? My enemies do It."? Ht ~ P<?9fly. understand the fojfs are Petieh. "Yeu bare a bright look, my mid the vleitor at the echool. 'Tee. air," replied the candid That's because 1 forgot to rio ?<>*p eff my face good." ttiving Her Away. 'Tfmtto, we want yen fee fl* liria* awa? " "What If they do? Kiln a*arte will no longer t? a o m Buffalo KrpreHH *| *" youth. M th? ,n Bid Way. "Here la a doctor who raatn't eat when you're wo "But auppoee you're alwaj re the for fear you ain't goto' to disappear- older brother entitled to I ayatery."? "No. he Isn't," replied low. "lie was eating 1 before 1 wait born."?Chl< Like* It, nya yen to tea Goodrich?I beer rrled." to a great lover of tbe af fa worried Nuricb-Oh. yea! He tal i get any- time tie gets a tooth ? icvv; U Cll, 1 ll??U I it?" i it I know It Is the i the little fat- nj to wnot the lai >le two year* ' Telegraph. :ago News. , ? Willing to Father (to hi# ok your husband ' daughters Ooodby, i ethetlc. Mrs. Mas you?I hare suet lie* one every (with alaerltyi?Can pulled.?Stan- yoa. father? iu rwauu to uouoi | V1 noiuuininurm nature of tbe fair stood In tho mldsi it word!?London ' the bullets wh There was oo at? but be was trem ? Help. had dropped hla i 1 friend's pretty Id ft bia arms, try uy dear! 1 won't teutlon of the en. i a cold. Hl? Son top of his i I do anything for monstrance: j "Ka-a-y. yon f me .vouiiK "urn tmcK in Londt I of the clearing while "l rcmembc latled around btm. three months jn of fear nbogt him, tunnel. sir. si endously eretted. Ho tunnel throui uuHket and was war- Washington li in# to attract the at amy. and shouting at roice in tone# of re,< ! /?i rifle *? fillows o*er yonder! an.' >r one. air, that held tor i. 1 was working on a nd we cut a ninety foot art) a aixty foot hUL"? I era 14. / "Vary frail. I'll anoonnoa < K uttered aeeembty that- she's fw<x"?Ronton Trarfscript Tw? Way*. Chare are (wo ways of lea nil value of anything we want On v?*t It the other to lose*'ft*" ? iviiaffman. uuu( iu wir ?tjjeveiana ru to the thirty- Sweeping. "That In a nweejrteg ar*u marked a hasbund whose w broom to convince hlin that o* the to have been home several e la to *V>unly. R. W. Be sure that the wisest p the leant never** vinnfmrno in lieucr. ??ni VjunpHrmi. Dear Old Sou nvwu," re- "There are some peoph Ife nned a H*8* the whole human ; he might ?ved.' aald an old lady, boura pre- Part ' hope for better th A Popular Bo< She?What would he th era one are P*"'"''1 hook to give a h I bank book.?Illustrated I I A Man's To request an boi b who beltera to tll8 COI race will b. ^ ^ h? "but for my ; ^ conscience is J** I ?tone >k. ie most appro- | To Begin ride? lie?A "Now, my children, lit*. lute necessity for fan Lton't you all t* thara folk* In be i?>?t man to rota ~ *~ iHclence la auper- Judge_ I)W(.'r7b"! ru to vote airalnat f ' an Inault.?Glad- you ,n the *'uar Man on fttand?T 1 r dinner nlze. yo -k-?. P01 h?d ? broken what in no abao ully prayers?" acrlpt. ? a-ahontin' Id here; re!"?New York Poet mstantial. what passed between rel with your wife, 'he plates were rejfuur honor, and the teaspout?Hon ton Tran . , -i_j? ? ?? Boy?A family. ? Hh rper'* Weekly. ' i I