The Lancaster news. (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, March 17, 1914, Page 6, Image 6
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A Goat In ?, Studio.
Aiiiuiik ul.ur stork's In the
inlsci'iicos ?ti Augustus Saint G?
by fmher and son is u confesi
tin- son Win n hi' was a boy
ulsh be hnd a pot goat which
Tragedy of Clea ning* Oi
"Item- "America an 1 Saw It'
ludeus" Tweedie, writing of our
slou by 8a-V8:
in Cor- "But home life?where i
he had P?or ma" w*h? pays bo ]
THE LANCASr
r Sho??. How Diana 8<
" Mrs. Alec *n "Mlltou and ilu)ui
home life. ?niusliiK Kligllah Cox Uii
"Hold hard, madauil
r It? The hold hard or that
heavily for rldliif? will be the deal
rER NEWS, MARCH 17,
;or?d. It D
L'spuu" is this In "Bohemia u Day
ntliijr story: the followiuK story
Kor heaven's Hams. the war corre;
camel you are "Charlie Williams
:h of some of Barou Munchausen t
1914.
id.
8 In Fleet Street" "PRINCE
, of Charlie Wllspoudeut,
appears: He Wee e Young
could have given ic? 0f
i stone aud a beat- To thono who
" ~ J ^
Who
OF SPIES." An old law
? ? in Wales, re<
Alsatian In tha 8srv- anr.e passing
Napoleon. ! roads should
Irw tLr wliK AL * *
a
Owned the Cart?
r in Carmarthen county,
julreU that every convey:
over the turnpike toll
be plainly marked with
imineu 10 pmy a hutting gniu
goat wc ii111 butt. Homer would
and then, to his groat glee, tl
would butt tiio wrong thing or
One day at dinner time wb
studio burn was deserted Hon;
(.laying this game. Beyond tl
barn door stood the wax model
Logan horse "waiting to be
plaster. This time when Home
ed the goat butted tin* bnek
e. The everytning cannot even ge
(IikIkc, blackened at home, and hi
tie goat Into the streets to the nea
the air. for the purpose. At the sti
ten the of every town are high, st
ler was '"g chairs under an awninu
le open men?aye. and women.
I of the emuly. with a foot reposii
cast in r,'st placed there for tl
r dodg- "J"1 w,1,le they read their ti
of the t"'rs 11 darky browns boot
t his boots my nounasi cried the
> has to go ?f one of the southern
rest 'shine' packs of foxhounds to n
eet corners riding rather too close t
range look- Without deigning to i
and there she steered her mount
too?sit sol left and clear of the ho
lg on each own line like a centum
lie purpose, through a long and very
aornlng pa- was the first of the tieul
:s for five rolhsl over in the open.
lioleiic muster ! ing. He spoke wltt
item counties' of lrelum) accent, i
lady who was anecdotes gained grc
o hounds. matter of fact uiaui
turn her head were narrated. I ret
a little to the campaign rvminiscen
Kinds rode tier experience of a coi
p. led the van fire.
,* fast run and " '1 had w??t unde
to see the fox bowlder and had t?
Ml.. i
i a rasping North , upon spies nml 8
iiul his campaign labors It roint<fl i
atly by the stolid, that Napoleon, tli
ler In which they tors of war. owed
all now one of his Ice of spies uot a
ccs. It Is a quaint Hunt victories,
respondent under I The man who
I organize tills seci
r cover of a big ] mental officer i
st ho red my horse afterward becat
".l.i... : Boru... Ill-? -
??u wuitui))! me iiume or t
uch &h prottt by their petrotor of a
ih n surprise to learn easily detects
ie greatest of all mas- One young
I to Ills excellent serv- uiering
few of his most brll magistrate, '
name did not
m he picked out to tHi part,
et service was a regi- | "W w-wlios
tamed Savary. who on?" stuininc
tie Due de Kovlgo 1 "Your own.
Jie owner so tnat tne permy
lawlessness could bo
d.
farmer known as Stani- .
was summoned before a
who demanded why his
appear on bis two wbeele
n-n-nnme am I to put
red the defendant.
of course." said the mac
burst*: luit. since it did not
break, the relieved child thoj
wasn't hurt and <1 In't tell, j
any one noticed that "the read
animal was strangely askew" tl
bad been east in plaster and
larKeiueiit Iu^miii. This meant I
of a whole summer's work Ji
more of the accidents and erro
Increased the "tounhnoss of tin
tor's life." ? Ari'idiio (liliiurt
fall or f P?'?co or blacks them foi
iijjht It halfpenny. Kven in hotels
' I'.el'ore '""it to uet hoots cleaned,
I of the have to he put on dirty an
w linrsu ' their owner down to the
tpe en- j w'iere. in the larger hotels
the loss ' ??w kind ciiouuh to have
1st one ' depnrtnient for ladies. 'Tis
rs that I luxury, but not of comfort.
i sculp- tie comforts, which to us I
iti st i are the necessities of life
twopeuce llavinu rccdveri'il fro
it is dltH rary lit of churlishness
and they with the manner in \\ hie
id worn by ridden, the master up
boot room, somewhat sheepishly it
?. they are fessed. with the "brush*
a separate okj\
the land of "Pray, don't apologize,
Tiiose lit smilitiK reply. "Yon si
in England m.\ favorite hunter for i
JI ro iiftt ti? ?^??h i *
id liis ti>iii|?o lioskit. wlion ii slioll
n 11.1 ilolkrhtoil nn' shot tin* nosoli
Ii the l.-nly hiiil chnrjior. Ilo hail sin
pronchril lior. out of oovor."
must hi- . on 'Ami you?' askoil
mill an upol "'1 just wont on nn
'Hut.' siiji.uostoil
sir." was tho sholl took away tho
imply mistook to have oarrioil awn;
i "iiiuol. ami I as woll.'
jii.-M 111u111 inn a i. IIIM* in* i
hurst mi tho rock Jiiiluiucnt nf tne
ag right off in\ various corners u
v eil IMs otilil head numher of agents
varying degrees
IViirso. that curiously u
hi liin' my heskit.' "u> s*'i'v|oo of Ni
11 uinliig. "if (lu? to Imve bred
t.nsehug it (Might ^ '''''' among tl
y the beast's hcail sfltian. t harles
who earned the
mister. excelled in Ms 1st rate,
n: he gathered froui 'H b-lmt It
f Kurope tin Immense ship." says .11
who serviMl him with "'Who is tin
of success, hut with (j?, squire
nlfortn fidelity which "T-t that's
ipoleou always seems jlln "The
I >-I? David I
lent was 11 young Al- wheels l> l> l>?
Louis Schultuelster. (,K. tl|j ux|,.
nickname of "ITlnee ?? ?
Isn't my mrt. your worIni
> owner, tlieu?" demanded
the t t-trouhle. sir," said
<>hl sh-sliufts belong to
I'-TThoinus. the wh-wti'Ioiik
to 11 uuh ' J-Jones,
to WW-Wllltniu U-Bow
I
Nicholas. i
Early Day Railroad Tray
On Nov. 2ti. 1833. a car dm
fnt trip over the I'ort&ffe r
This was the meet remarkabl
oetiring undertaking of the tiro
railroad waa thirty-eix in Ilea l?j
tending across the Allegheny
talus from Hollldayabarg to
be found in America. Why
there are few people to r?
L lce"
id? the
sllroed. Limit,
e en*i Mary Jane's master la,a
e. The <*ntrlc bachelor. lie has
in# e*- 'rr^a^n* habit. Instead of
tnooD he wants done by wor
Johns- 'eflTes on ','H desk or on
lUAIlUIIIIIlK Kir KU
? Because seems we were both mis
;nder serv- awfully for the brush."
Practical Pao|
A tourist fouud biuisel:
slightly ec- Tillage fur out of the Is
one moat his kind. There was. h
telling her den tree in the village
d of mouth tree was plastered over v
i the kitch mcuts like this: "(Jet Yoi
i terriers it it <11(1.* replied V
token. Tlninks utmost sniiK froid."
-? Watch th<
pi*. If the jMisslou for
f in u <?ertimu pliabet) uotlriuK more
(Hten truck of Uas already ?uiwet o:
owever. ii lln- cred- tenet* that ah
aquitre. The awer put Into the eo
rith ndvertlae- lawn for the obeerva
ur House Fur- Tliat tenet !
Vidimus, with the 01 "I"**"- ^hvi
, bim in itie earl*
Btian vtllnue wti
Clock. Bon of M cl
efficiency aeoonj- | 'ntr ou M K'*o*ntJ'
U will?indeed. It ?ytetn 1
ne .of the uivHt ?u. i vommU
trulstlc employer* "a "nu> ;of
uwtltutiun and byace
of employee* ^^
?K.. *,_u *???? #c*m
nry hnil come ncrosa XI
dn.vs lu u little Al- I M MorK?|?.
lere ScliiiltneiHter. the JV' me" u
lencynmn. was carry- l>ut OUc
and eminently ane- |
of smuggling. When Melbe'a P
isloned him to organ- ' 0ne Amerl<
apioa Sarary at once at tUe n
of hla shrewd and ^"rtng ,!u .*
i n T (i n>' it nil | ?hd. getting .
ihneleter entered Hm performance,
uiu MiMuiiKs 10 josnna
the t t tailboard belongs
a w-WrwJUoHo n-nauie ain
air?"?National Magazine.
'ullman Porttr Critio.
inn experience recurs to
lOLuerU. I. bad been apKaust."
at Washington.
Into the train a/ter the
anther tired, was not un
mm. 1'nere were ten inclined
ftre on each side of the mot
Engines at the top of each plane
op four cam at a time. The m?
the eaat aide measured 1.381
Then there was a tunnel of 8
and a descent of 1,172 feet
western side. Passengers on
boats entered the cars at llo
burg and were carried over the
tains, embarking In other boats
ptaDM, "" l"?"j"wre vine
intalna. likely to nee it a note cu
( pulled ln* her to "Dust the dluln<
rent on "Turn out my cupboard." ax
8 feet Ttle otber day he bought
70 feet PflP?r- ^th the usual die
on the dress imprinted upon It. frt
cannl ii?ner and ordered it to be i
llklays- Mary Jane took It In. an
moan- thing that oauKht her eye i
on the attached to the package. S
wnere line Dlshlngs nt Olwr's."
rtly direct Kings ? n Marvelous S
i room" or Hebllng**. the WaUhmal
>d so on. "Kitchen Utensils
some note- "Joat the Pluce For Y
sunk ad- Breakfast?the Kittle Dli
>ui the sta the Post Hotel." and *
*ent home. stranger rend the advei
d the first teutlvely.
was a note "And why," asked he.
She read It villager who stood bv. "v?
Kngapement It waa hoped. of c?.
Selection r? at ployeea could be mi
ter and Jewel- clock they might a
at Muller'n." home at the explretli
our Wedding which they were pal<
nlriR Room In IClttciency uow mal
o forth. The Hry demand that you
rtisementa at- your eyea from the
topnotcher In etllole
turning to a even further. You
rhv In thi? lln. - -
???*" ? ?? viw:*. | ir'Tenrti wrvlte
urae. that If etn barely thirty. H<
rnle to forget the watching
il.so forget to go euilgre? In Germ
i>u of the time for traced the unfort
il. I to Bttenheiin. wl
tea the revolution- \ certain Uener
ahouUl never take arreated at the i
clock. To t>e a the reault of a F
ncy you must go that Sehuluielater
must get a atop German accent
In t lHOu. .being> then naturally aim
p considerable roo^k UDprepf
K the dolnga of the attendant, wl
Mny.J II* it wu who tlm? before b
unnte Due d'Engblen ' "Why la in,
lore bo was arrested. Iran.
al de Thuraery waa He looked
same time; this was ferently.
rench official thinking "1 saw you
. who with his strong rite) this mo
irnlllH UU? 1 ??? * *1
toyed at finding mjr atatekrvicl.
I called the colored
? kept tne waiting a long 4
e condescended to appear.
f berth not ready?" 1 beV
. >?tl ?'* ' Ik".
me up Rod down Indlfplay
Margaret (Margueruln'.'*
be said defiantly.
western side and thus contlnulc
Journey to Pittsburgh. iJiter
were built so that they could b<
a port luto three or four eectlo
placed on a car for the trip
mountains. The construction
Portage railroad cost $1,500,000
adelphla Record.
Sorting Bottloa by Toucl
iIf their ?*H'n eyed
boots "Well." she sold, "he's nn
i taken do a few thinifs In his blei
no and this Is the limit. 1 woi
rer the no longer!"
of the ^e1" ttie noto read. "Die
.?Phil- Package."?London Answers
A President In Shirt <
?. The Swiss uresldent's u
deu used as a billboard?'
iked me to "Simplest thluK In ih
ssed notes. pUed the villager. "All
i't stand It couples come here and ct
In tbe bark of thla tree.
Inside this *>?fore them are the adr
very people they'll need
In housekeeping onoo tl
M?v?. *** married."?New VorV
inassumlDR
u.i
watch with split ?<
e world." re- ke t[,at ?"
the courting " ?" ?f ,U,e T ,URH
it their names Particular
There right "tote- Wntch tbe
Irenes of the WBtch the c,ock ,f >
to set 'em up ? success In this wor
tiey decide to 'u 8l
Post r "T- n?j
Th? Mullingar* and
m UlllMn croeo
L'cond bunds and Doumery." whs h
:h minutest dlsl- wanted Duunniri
igueu to it a pre- view,
action, being or
clock, my boy? Llfs a
ou want to make An English m
kl.?Ellis O. Jones bis morning stud,
told the new ma
? , rumHtances were
tho Hapsburgs. ted?except, of <
.??j VJTCUCI a I BU A IUUUK
peaking of the much- good. You'Jl
ez.?Westminster Re- , kou (PlaneOQ
I an afterthous
I Two yea re
ind Death. ' letter from tl
In Inter, who guarded heard you la
y hour very carefully, caut." it ran
Id that uudetr no clr- You beat thp
i call era to be admit -Mow. Melt*
course, he added. In ... . JrT?
ui you weren't a bit o'
hev to wait. But Plan>
wm fine." be Added as
(lit* 1 ' 1 ' It in
afterward I received a
lis same ebony critic. "I
at night as Manon L?e?,
"and it was real One.
bnnd,^JL take It ail back." g
i lu. Straqd Magazine.
one or l^onaon's queer trades
of emptjr bottle aortliiK at the 1
battle exchange, off Ulackfrlsn
These bottles have been salvage
dost bins, cellars, the holds 01
and wherever bottles go astray,
rear at least 2,000.000 bottles
many wanderings, find their i
the bottle exchange. They are
and returned to their rightful c
who pay an annual subscript
Is that BUUUS nas Riven n?e to ma
London Edmund d'Auvergne. vlaitln
road, wnment building* At. Bert
d from 11,0 word 'Hundespraeatde
f ihlp? dent of the confederation)
Every over an Inconspicuous doo
. after you might aee the word '<
vay to 'District Uegintrar.' I caiie
sorted how an important Englla
wners. contractor' once knocked at
iou as and was answered bv a mi
ny ntorles.
K the gov- Tbe futhui" Saint
L "noticed Cltfptor, wn? a booimi
nt (prtul o"1?? enthuBlamw li
Inscribed 800<1 lKX,t that bin sod p
r. JoAt as ** '
IsHhlor' ??r l*l,ntlnSf? ?d sculptures
-TYn manv m??onA nre spent
to mind dncttonH of the humftn h(
k^ 7H> They may not he clnsse*
this door art t Rtv tb h
in In Hhl rt mS ?
P??Ul/. r ? arv
Gaudens. the Swisa fcuuillwi couc<
iker and put IA. Curti..dli
ito making a Mtfcmal historian ax
ut Into model- Frankfurter Zettung,
are apcnti. on ^ following am uric
i, but Juat aa a correspondent,
on other pro- Tears ago a Muill
?nd and brain, the staff of the Swli
1 aa works of enna. On being pre*
autlful bnndl- peror Francis Joaep
i uum vi mow cm a cane or lire and
rnluc whom my Half an hour.I
itiuffu tubed Swiss ed at hla door,
id Enactor of the jrou, sir.''
recently told me "Why. 1 thougt
eg Incident, write* "Tea. 1 told bi
he says It's a <
n*er was one of death."
is legation at VI- 80 he wont doe
touted to the Em- Insurance agent. h
he bluntly ex
death. I ' ' ?nfl'a??dfli
ater the maid knock- j , One could 1
"A gentleman to eee without tbe 1
" ! the Inaplratk
it I told you"? much that dli
m.'' she replied, "but Tan beauty,
gueetlon ef life aad have lived uj
a potent fact
rnstatra and found an thla island kl
-New York Globe. *nd lavee th<
. I wnrl/1 a /lne
t < Great Little River. ?.
hardly fancy to England
Thames. It lath* source,
a. the participant, dn 'so
itlnjrulshea Rnglnnd's sylIn
the centuries that
x)n Ita banks it has been
tor In the civilization of
ngdom. It cuts In twain
? burliest city in aU the
well as a few shillings a gross
turned bottles, Itettred on the
as It were, a sorter at the ex
must be a man of keen eye an
eate touch. All that he has to
him In thousands of cases is t
bossed name on the glass, and s
unerringly and with almost ui
deftness he picks out u bottle
has wandered from fllasgMv an
it 111 the c.'isn luinnil 'f.ip ??.? ?.
for re- sleeves, whom he took to 1
bottle. It was the president hlmsel
change Ilornee Rumbold's time (the
<1 dell story was that a diplomat!
guide at the president's private n
he era admitted by a lady with
wlftly. sleeves and soap sudded V
aeauny la Presldente straight from
which tub.?London Standard.
id puts
1
? ? i-rnri or men una woine
3e a clerk, acts of the cabinet m
f." In Sir eighteenth century, the
sixties) the the Hindu men and woi
1st. calling days of the Arabian NIr
ihode. was and tapestries work?Kl by
tucked up nuns or queens, the crt
rms? Mine, potter, the brnsstnonger.
thf> wash- ger. the silversmith, the i
printer and the bool
wrought by joyful work
n The prrxl- pressed tin pleasure
nkert* of the qunlntauce of his
weaving of pleasure, he added, \
men since the er since "In times g<
;hts. the laces burgs were mere reU
pensnnt girls, lingers."
atIons of the "in that case." tin
the Irounion- to have replied. "1 t
goldsmith, the mjt that m.v family
Lldnder were jn the world (hat es
;ers. and mil- thon * ?
at making the ac- Grot* ar
majesty. which The wife of the
was ail the great* have been an e:
one by the Hapa* She rode without
liners of the Mul- afraid to put ofT
| man. and she w
? emperor la said marry her lover
tiiuk you will ad- { and return bom
lias got on lietter word atiout It. Sy
welter gebrncht) tills lady and h<
?d His Wifs. tar? linpeneti
historian Orote most 8 vast coin in
itraordlnnry woman. B?a. nn<l nlo
h saddle, she was not nights are ofi
In a boat without a tragedies. 1
as plucky enough to Princes and t
wltliout permiaslon 'and rode upc
e without aaylng a state or In tl
dney Smith described Those were t
r lord In his happy hnrge or tli
k umno ui auman butkrably
profound* It rides
erce from London to the
>ng Its Jutting wharves
ten made darker with Its
fears agone kings and
;he fairest women In the
?n Its tide In functions of gr ^
he Idle pose of pleasure.
he days of the garlanded
le hooded galley foist.
New York Sun.
Sixteenth Century Beif Pj
A quaint publication is "The
of Cokerve," printed in the six
century. The full title of the t>
A proper r.ewe Hnoke of Coker
elnrynxe what maner of men
best in season, for nl times
vere, and how they oupht to be
4 a
!>"?' ? Pony Express Ride
In the days of the pon
many wonderful, long rides
/ e. by those engaged in cm
Booke mails through dangerous eou
teenth llnnt F. Cody (Buffalo Bil
ook Is: . round trip of list miles wit I
ye, de- except to change horses ai
tes be | take of one meal. It is rec
in the Hubert II. Ilaslam (l'ony
dress | | mtiiw nf <?n.. *..i?
r?. Ilonaires compete with
iy express them.?Boston Glolx
were made ?
Tying the Profane Dane
ntry. Wll- Harriet Beecher Stow*
l? made a ln her girlhood site am
liont stops. twed to danee a Jig entltl
nd to par Devil and Shake Yourself
orded titat nillst have enjoyed a lonj
Bote rode ,llnrltv Tin* first Duke
vol..... .K.. ham and Chandos was im
klnKS to poa- I^"UU'
Try It on 1
The farmer looked
records that a1.d,^hook|.h's
1 her friends d cal1
ed "(Jo to the ?n? >??8 Of t
This dance P .7,., !' ' <>r"1
J spoil or pop n Tophet Is
of Rucking- agriculturist.
[lieniint teh..n Tho 8trnnKer smllet
i vjnronicie. iusuioii. i (io iiki
for he Is ladylike,
the Dog. gentleman"
at the stranger ;
He Wi
urself?" he asked. Father?Jane, a
he barnyard." n*- Intentions serious
j so. pa. He su.vs 01
that?" demanded he easily transfc
and the attic wot
1. Ila/d room and I
e mem both ao much, gnum
. and she la a perfect lower portcu
the world of
From "In Tin
is Serious.
re that young man a Clement
i? Daughter? 1 think ,nst ono lM"
nr carriage shed could ' larke M
irtned Into a garage. ' churc
lid 'nuke a dandy bll* "ll(' '' 'fl.v-lil
fowling alley.?Hons- heights. " "1
stealthily beneath the
Ills, lost another noble to
politics and intflgue.?
amealand."
Moore's One Poem.
1*111 was written by Clem
loore, whose jtrave Is In
hynnl. at One Hundred
'lb street. Washington
'was the Nlcht Refore
ru, ami serveu Jit tin' table, bot
tiesh?? da.ves and f.vshe da yea.
a newe addition, verve ne<essat
all them tluit delyuhteth in I'oke
One of the recipes In the book
following:
I'yes of mutton or helf must t
inynced and < ensoned wytli pepp
<alte. and a lyttle salTron to <
it, suet or marrow a good quati
.yttle vynejter, prumes. create t
ho for I
With ' ?K>n,x ?*pross oonsrd to exi
ye for ' n Wells Pnrgn nu?ss
rye. every twenty I
is the ten hours on the r<
Keetley. it pony express rldi
>e fyne ! ?'?*?l with ."HO utiles in thirty
er and 'Hid .lltn Moore, another rid
'oIoure to have covered L'so miles i
it it**, h hours and torty-six utiuti
'nysins Vork Sun.
st Haalain delirnluR to attend an i
letieer. ri<l- nt his reqocm
roar hours. n,1<lrpss?M> to a local root
?ad Jack w,th n'I>l>'. "Go to I
?r |8 crod Sf?'kc Yourself!" no c
-one hours. tJe r'H ,"r- nnd ,f "
ler. Is said t!,e who w,,s so'
11 fourteen ^ho"?ht l,ls Knice '"?> ?*
tea.? Now daiK'? was t,u'n
Incident occurred in 17K
assembly hall A col leK? profit
for a dance. that l,e"s wi 1 "ot ll
or's wife, met H?ns "V'1'88, thwy ,MV
the I>evll and mun who ",tM " h'
vmplalned to amuses th 1
ranspired that ?^'ftn- a,ntl, hore ?
uowliat deaf. P|ny nnd "tnK and cru
ked her what ov* ,n ,s
played. This al' / *UtS "" ,u
and twentv u' '?<*nier eyed hi
. . I \vnmU?r Im ufi i.
*or has declared ton Post.
iy nt certain sea- |
amused. I'm the The Art
iruyard fence and suppose you
lere Is my mouth people out home
iy tambourine. I about?"
icli Jokes until the "No." replied S
heer delight?and have been telling
nr." keep them from
m moodily. ton star
tl "Inutt tn I
Christmas" |
? now mid tins
of Oratory. Iioarts. It wi
have been giving your album in isj:
something to thlnlt of years Intel
the author,
lennfor Sorghum. "I Crock and II
them funny stories to 'e*rt> >"?<l <11*1
thinking."?Washings with his dig
Verse. | >r. M
? ?- I'lru* 11'ik /?f ,?
Ives because It touches
always touched human A
is put into an autograph
and published a couple
r without t tie consent of
who was professor of
tebrew at Columbia colnot
think it comported
nlty to write children's
loore died In lNC>.'i at the
una antes, take the fattest <
broathe of powdrcd boyfe, and
wyll have paest royall, take butt
yolkes of egges and so tempi
llowre to make the pneste.
English Greetings.
Erasmus, coming to England i
r.v VIII.'s time, was struck wl
deep heartiness of our wishes
ave, nnd bad. too, but he most hi
tne :
yf you Easy to Identify.
or nnd u.is going down the
re the other day." the fellow said. '
a little boy crying, lie was
! hie object and seemed to b<
keenly. So I stopped and
n Heu him.
th the " What's the matter, son?'
?good. I " "A h-b-big boy bit me.' In
(mired " 'Well, that's a shame Y
iiticr i rauue, in
animadverts on a hooUse
street the ,I1K ,ho ni,1Hjo of < > diinci
and I met Profnm? title.?Mancheste
i a misera ?
s suffering 14 ?car?d Hi
spoke to ATt'r ending a fei
year at a watering place,
sava 1 h,s dally swfni In the op
sobbed. Wfmn sulphur water, a
nil toll .nn was the year at th
ins "inlea, . ,, ,
Her for stork- ?UtH "'.?Uld ??"l?r?i?
with such a Rovep! c'eveland 5
r Courier. i ?
One Way to Ci
im We retueii)l>er ben
v weeks one ,lshmn"- ? dlstlnguh
where ho took W"8 naturally " v?r>'
en air pool of who hnd cuml h,m
little fellow ?'tv tl,ron?h ro,,d,?
e seaside. In The ,nnnner I" whlc
the dog? Here. Cheerfulness ni
lain Dealer. heautlllers and a
> of youthful looks
jro "Nerves.'* * _
ring of an Eng- j A Fair
died soldier, who "Many a man
nervouji hoy, but the slightest eoi
self of the Inflr- really is." said 11
g Lever's novels. Robert K. I.ee's i
h Lever treats of command of a <
id content are Rreat H s<''lo''ir Is i<
re fn moils preservers thor of ttint
. ? Dickens while the Kit
"nd rend nnj
' Warning. n '"-"Kle.
k<h*s to war without
nception of what It No
i veteran of (ieneral A tencher li
irmy. "in lNtV# I had to exP'"ln to
letall made un of a Wor(1 "?
isiiviuur. ins iHUie as
>st. Ills fame as the anone
real poem will live
Kllsh laiiKuatte Is spoken
where on earth.?Brook>twith?tanding.
iad been at preat trouble
her class the meaning of
otwIthstandlnK" and, on
(lie good ones. Other nations
their greetings how a man carrlt
>elf, or how doth he stand wl
world, or how doth he hud h
Out the English greet with a
wish that God may give one i
morning or a good evening. got
or "god'e'en." as the old writer
it. and when we part we wis!
'God may >e with you," thou
| II I rr pl|(k if Inf A ? -
ask in who the bin boy was and I*1
a hitn- " talking to that he won't fo
th the i " 'It was th" Simpklns boy.
luiself. tlie abused youngster, with
pious interest. 'He's down there
i good those other kids.'
>d day " 'Which one of ttint crowt
h have " 'You kin tell easy enoi
h that th' one with th' blaek eye an'
gh we nose, an' he's eryln' too!'1
1 give Lira h,s t,nv bathing suit I
rget.' over the vast ocean In si
' answered Then he protested:
a show of 111 no* Koln* In. Da
f with all ^or 'X)Jrs- Dat's for bo;
News.
1 Is her ?
igh. He's Hit It.
th' bloody <to big lifter's ad
"?Chicago wh?t father said about y
AH..Ink..o (tk I I .1. ..
ho gazed out H" peril as n I
lenoe. duced liim to a now
made any exnggorntl
it ain't water UlK?'s of bodily safe1
?ta."?Chicago mor,?ld. hut rldlculoi
tator.
Distinot
mlrer>?Gueas "Don't you believe
ou Inst night. 8 f*H>ret
? " '<?f ('filirnii f luiv nn i
iliid of joke Intro- dozen or two re
f philosophy that come up from t
Ion of the advan- first night we w<
ty seem not only managed to find i
us.?London Bpee- after placing my
I we Hung ourselvi
I the middle of the
lion. | picket, selecting
women can keep ^ONV who had ex
{ tense longing to
n Iruoii a " tire IlOl't llel'll lirill
<-rult8 tlint had Just I U8k,"S for a
he gulf state*. The | W;ord ,or<,,,rrf
re near the enemy 1 ; ',lu8t,<1 r?'
ii deserted cabin and. 11 a f),us'11
picket out in front. HU"\?,er? ?I)(1
L'? down to sleep. In . ease nils
night 1 changed the . ' " '.'f *
for duty a young fel- not wit hut
hlbited the inoet In
exterminate the env.
"Well, what
sentence In which the jp_
'd. whs somewhat nonelve
the following effort
ng mnlden of some eight
winters:
ts, my little brother has a
teat of his trousers, and
nndlng."?London Mall.
Friends of His.
did vonr tmftor hnie uo ?
? .T ^..tf *i iiitu uwuujf. ?r nn
His Foolish Fathsr.
'I suppose you keep hard at
thefte days?"
"No. r id not doing anythtn
liOW."
"1 thought your father hud
you a position in Ills bank?"
"He did. But be wanted me t
my salary."?Chicago Jtecord-Hi
wen. ixewN.
Will End thq Myiti
work "ITnve the police yet four
pin nation for theitnysterlous
g flint wee of Mr. J origins?"
"So. They're going to get
given bloodhounds on his trail torni
"Gnu-loo*! Won't there
.0 earn that If the bloodhounds find
>ratd. i ,,at him ?"
4?uvi|/iiua ^'il 1 tl^llUU 1
ly. Polly?I'll Klve you n
5ry. can rucks. Adolphus (I
id any ex Polly. I haven't nn Iden
disappear- Polly?Urr?you was lis
oey Bulletin.
a pack of ?
arrow." Good Timo Li
he (lander "Why do you Insist up<
Idni they'll biRRest piece of pie. Han
mother of a small bov.
, gueaa. wea?- j I'm glad o
i peach if ymi mU ,t?
auatered) ?Oh. ?Women can keel
In the world. i* they won't
tentng. ? Hyd- chronicle.
Quit* Ni
0?t. Bertha?And do y
on having the 1 that n woman alwoyi
j7' asked the iia*e flrnt when she
"Imi't vonr * '
ne man will ad- I "About dawn 1
i well known *Pli
) a secret. The Hjcoinst the Iokh
-"?San Francisco expostulating vol
In# to the door,
scout I nc party of
itural. discovered signs
(>u really believe the caoln and w?
< turns to the last out by tiring froi
picks up a book? turned to m.\ pic
was awnkennl by the i'ou
in. Ct' bullets "She said a
of the cabin nnd the "Yon alway
ce <?f my picket. Oo- to take yon
I saw that a small quets."
f?>deral soldiers had "Not friendi
of Conf?>derntes In Pittsburgh 1*0
re trying to drive us
u the op|K>slte bill. I
ket and guve a ^asp "Jimw, 1 ,
mw? ? . .
plenty."
8 seem to have friends
home after these ban
? My enemies do It."?
Ht
~
P<?9fly.
understand the fojfs are
Petieh.
"Yeu bare a bright look, my
mid the vleitor at the echool.
'Tee. air," replied the candid
That's because 1 forgot to rio
?<>*p eff my face good."
ttiving Her Away.
'Tfmtto, we want yen fee fl*
liria* awa? "
"What If they do? Kiln
a*arte will no longer t? a o
m Buffalo KrpreHH
*| *"
youth.
M th? ,n Bid Way.
"Here la a doctor who
raatn't eat when you're wo
"But auppoee you're alwaj
re the for fear you ain't goto' to
disappear- older brother entitled to I
ayatery."? "No. he Isn't," replied
low. "lie was eating 1
before 1 wait born."?Chl<
Like* It,
nya yen to tea Goodrich?I beer
rrled." to a great lover of tbe af
fa worried Nuricb-Oh. yea! He tal
i get any- time tie gets a tooth
? icvv; U Cll, 1 ll??U I
it?" i it I know It Is the i
the little fat- nj to wnot the lai
>le two year* ' Telegraph.
:ago News. ,
? Willing to
Father (to hi# ok
your husband ' daughters Ooodby, i
ethetlc. Mrs. Mas you?I hare suet
lie* one every (with alaerltyi?Can
pulled.?Stan- yoa. father?
iu rwauu to uouoi | V1 noiuuininurm
nature of tbe fair stood In tho mldsi
it word!?London ' the bullets wh
There was oo at?
but be was trem
? Help. had dropped hla i
1 friend's pretty Id ft bia arms, try
uy dear! 1 won't teutlon of the en.
i a cold. Hl? Son top of his i
I do anything for monstrance:
j "Ka-a-y. yon f
me .vouiiK "urn tmcK in Londt
I of the clearing while "l rcmembc
latled around btm. three months
jn of fear nbogt him, tunnel. sir. si
endously eretted. Ho tunnel throui
uuHket and was war- Washington li
in# to attract the at
amy. and shouting at
roice in tone# of re,<
! /?i rifle *?
fillows o*er yonder!
an.'
>r one. air, that held tor
i. 1 was working on a
nd we cut a ninety foot
art) a aixty foot hUL"?
I era 14. /
"Vary frail. I'll anoonnoa <
K uttered aeeembty that- she's
fw<x"?Ronton Trarfscript
Tw? Way*.
Chare are (wo ways of lea nil
value of anything we want On
v?*t It the other to lose*'ft*" ?
iviiaffman.
uuu( iu wir ?tjjeveiana ru
to the
thirty- Sweeping.
"That In a nweejrteg ar*u
marked a hasbund whose w
broom to convince hlin that
o* the to have been home several
e la to *V>unly.
R. W.
Be sure that the wisest p
the leant never** vinnfmrno
in lieucr. ??ni VjunpHrmi.
Dear Old Sou
nvwu," re- "There are some peoph
Ife nned a H*8* the whole human
; he might ?ved.' aald an old lady,
boura pre- Part ' hope for better th
A Popular Bo<
She?What would he th
era one are P*"'"''1 hook to give a h
I bank book.?Illustrated I
I A Man's
To request an boi
b who beltera to tll8 COI
race will b. ^ ^ h?
"but for my ; ^
conscience is
J** I ?tone
>k.
ie most appro- | To Begin
ride? lie?A "Now, my children,
lit*. lute necessity for fan
Lton't you all t*
thara folk* In be
i?>?t man to rota ~ *~
iHclence la auper- Judge_ I)W(.'r7b"!
ru to vote airalnat f '
an Inault.?Glad- you ,n the *'uar
Man on fttand?T
1 r dinner nlze. yo
-k-?. P01 h?d ? broken
what in no abao
ully prayers?" acrlpt.
? a-ahontin' Id here;
re!"?New York Poet
mstantial.
what passed between
rel with your wife,
'he plates were rejfuur
honor, and the teaspout?Hon
ton Tran
. , -i_j? ?
?? Boy?A family. ? Hh
rper'* Weekly. '
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