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FAST TRIP THROUGH BRITAIN ill Itinerary Enables Tourist, If Ho I Wishes, to "Do" the Islands In I the Couree of Seven Days. I How to "do" tho Itrltish Isles In ?i I reek Is tho IntcBt scheme for hustlers. I A dash around London, a flying do- I cent on ono or two cathedral cities, I a raco through Scotland and a glance I I |?i omarney?this what Is open to 1 ' thoae who want to see tho country ! In a hurry. Tourist agents Bay that the idea 1b catching on with Americans. Indeed it was an American who first suggested It. Assuming that the tourist begins his trip on Monday, ho devotes that day to tho show places of London, winding up with a theater in the evening. On Thursday ho goes to Windsor and Hampton Court and on his return to London has time to go to a music hall. On Wednesday ho leaves London for Peterborough, sees tho cathedral und gets to York at three o'clock. At York the tourist has plenty of time to visit the Minster and other historic buildings before catching the 6:15 train to Hamburgh. Ho coaches through the Trossachs and takeB steamer through Iioch Katrine and . Loch Lomond. Then the train to I Glasgow. ^After dinner the hustler takes ths I l ^bt train out of Glasgow by way of Androssan to Pel fast, reaches Dublin I In the afternoon and takes the night I train to Klllarney. WENT DEEPLY INTO DETAILS I Identification That Undoubtedly Was I Complete, but Could by No Means Be Called Complimentary. Stephen Haegen, manager of a Harlem bank, at a dinner recently told j the following anecdote: Many years ago, while spending a vacation In a i city In the upper part of the state, he visited some friends in a hank. While there he saw a severe-looking woman move up to the teller's window and request that a small chock be cashed. She asked the man in the cage to call up the person from whom Bhe had received the check and he would identify her. The teller called up the man and aaked him to describe the woman. He did so In the following manner: "She I looked like the crankiest person in the world. She was dressed In the fashion of about five years ago. 1 think she is an old cat. She wore a blue straw hat. but then It may be green, and I think she paints. She , wore two fake diamond rings. Good- | by,, old man." * I Tree-Bark Blankets. They have trees for blankets In I Ecuador, and they like them, too. I They are fond of the firm touch of I the bark agulnBt them as they 11 Bleep. We would probably think they were "zero In covering," and we would doubtless wake up In a much beBtlffened condition if we slept under B wood covering. But the native Indians aro most enthusiastic, according to J. Jameson, a traveler and lecturer, who has recently returned from those parts. The blankets aro made from the bark of a tree which is cut particularly thin. It is pounded and moistened and then pounded some more and put out into the sun to dry. And a most desirable and economical blanket it is, lasting anywheres from two to Ave years. "Hit Goose Is Cooked." The expression, "his goose is cooked," appears in various forms, and means that his cause is ruined. It has some reference to tho common but erroneous opinion that "goose" Is synonymous with "fool." The idea | has crept into more than one language I and "will not down." It is generally | understood that "cooking his gooBe" is I a phrase which originated when the I ffiiig of Sweden, on upproaching a hostile town, excited the contempt of the Inhabitants by the smallness of his army. To express this they hung out a goose for him to shoot at, whereupon tho king set firo to the town to "cook their goose." EASY RELIEF FROM CONSTIPATION The Remedy That Replaces Calomel ?Causes No Restriction of Habit or Diet. It Is a mistake to take calomel | when your liver is lazy and needs toning up. Hundreds of people in this section have discovered that Dodson's Liver Tone is a thousand times better and safer and its action is Just as sure. There are none of the bad after-effects of calomel to Dodson's Liver Tone and no danger of salivation. For attack? of constipation or biliousness one or two spoonfuls of mllA nloaannf tnMtinsr vegetable liquid are enough and the Standard Drug Company gives a personal guarantee that every bottle will do all that Is claimed for it. Money back ; in any cane where it fails. Dodnson's Liver Tone costs only . 50 cents for a large bottle. Kemeinm bor the name because there are any J number of remedies sold in imlta- | tlon of Dodson claims. Rome of them have names very similar to Godson's Liver Tone?and are in same , color package. These Imitations are ( not guaranteed and may be very harmful. Go to the Standard Drug Company and you will surely get the genuine. :iVi e THE LANC A Swef Women s SI Handsome, St; at Surprisingly ford to Miss Tli t / / v I We start tomorrow a rousing clearance Suits and Drosses. Kven if this sale came at t it would he remarkable for offering liigh-clas a third to a half less than its real value. Con the apparel is in demand and can be worn f< eoine, it provides an opportunity that no w< can afford to miss. Jfe JONES 1 "L A N C ASTKK JNKVVS, 1 )K( 'K.M BKK 2, 1913. = ON ALL = UTS, Coats ylish Apparel y Low Prices, lis Extraordinj <M t . i r / of Women's Coats, The gannci lie C1J<1 of the season, iv?.t i? quality ;s, stylish apparel at . .01.. circumstances, > ling as it does, while * " SOV.'Ml tils to D,.psses for nnan who reads tliis not ordinary. 'I Tomorrow at store opening this sale will 1 erence whether or not your Fall apparel is ne to this sale anyway and note our prices its and Dresses you would car eto own. V1ERCAN lASTER'S LIVE 1 - and Dress Will Be Offe x uu uaunoi. axy Event. r its which this sale embraces are new in s and <?f the utmost desirability. Under roil could never hope to get such fine Su so little money. But conditions this s That is why we can hold this noteworthy zr \ i. , It makes 110 jr already purchased. ir on the finest Suits, L < TILE C S T O R E." f 3 ia >es red Af ? style, pcroivlinary its, Coats, on soli arc " sale. ft * -?J tfs I G.