The Lancaster news. (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, December 02, 1913, Page 3, Image 3
FAST TRIP THROUGH BRITAIN ill
Itinerary Enables Tourist, If Ho I
Wishes, to "Do" the Islands In I
the Couree of Seven Days. I
How to "do" tho Itrltish Isles In ?i I
reek Is tho IntcBt scheme for hustlers. I
A dash around London, a flying do- I
cent on ono or two cathedral cities, I
a raco through Scotland and a glance I I
|?i omarney?this what Is open to 1 '
thoae who want to see tho country !
In a hurry. Tourist agents Bay that
the idea 1b catching on with Americans.
Indeed it was an American who
first suggested It.
Assuming that the tourist begins
his trip on Monday, ho devotes that
day to tho show places of London,
winding up with a theater in the evening.
On Thursday ho goes to Windsor
and Hampton Court and on his
return to London has time to go to a
music hall. On Wednesday ho leaves
London for Peterborough, sees tho
cathedral und gets to York at three
o'clock.
At York the tourist has plenty of
time to visit the Minster and other
historic buildings before catching the
6:15 train to Hamburgh. Ho coaches
through the Trossachs and takeB
steamer through Iioch Katrine and .
Loch Lomond. Then the train to I
Glasgow.
^After dinner the hustler takes ths I
l ^bt train out of Glasgow by way of
Androssan to Pel fast, reaches Dublin I
In the afternoon and takes the night I
train to Klllarney.
WENT DEEPLY INTO DETAILS I
Identification That Undoubtedly Was I
Complete, but Could by No Means
Be Called Complimentary.
Stephen Haegen, manager of a
Harlem bank, at a dinner recently told j
the following anecdote: Many years
ago, while spending a vacation In a i
city In the upper part of the state, he
visited some friends in a hank. While
there he saw a severe-looking woman
move up to the teller's window and
request that a small chock be cashed.
She asked the man in the cage to
call up the person from whom Bhe had
received the check and he would identify
her.
The teller called up the man and
aaked him to describe the woman. He
did so In the following manner: "She I
looked like the crankiest person in
the world. She was dressed In the
fashion of about five years ago. 1
think she is an old cat. She wore a
blue straw hat. but then It may be
green, and I think she paints. She ,
wore two fake diamond rings. Good- |
by,, old man."
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Tree-Bark Blankets.
They have trees for blankets In I
Ecuador, and they like them, too. I
They are fond of the firm touch of I
the bark agulnBt them as they 11
Bleep.
We would probably think they
were "zero In covering," and we
would doubtless wake up In a much
beBtlffened condition if we slept under
B wood covering.
But the native Indians aro most
enthusiastic, according to J. Jameson,
a traveler and lecturer, who
has recently returned from those
parts.
The blankets aro made from the
bark of a tree which is cut particularly
thin. It is pounded and moistened
and then pounded some more and put
out into the sun to dry. And a most
desirable and economical blanket it is,
lasting anywheres from two to Ave
years.
"Hit Goose Is Cooked."
The expression, "his goose is cooked,"
appears in various forms, and
means that his cause is ruined. It
has some reference to tho common
but erroneous opinion that "goose" Is
synonymous with "fool." The idea |
has crept into more than one language I
and "will not down." It is generally |
understood that "cooking his gooBe" is I
a phrase which originated when the I
ffiiig of Sweden, on upproaching a hostile
town, excited the contempt of the
Inhabitants by the smallness of his
army. To express this they hung out
a goose for him to shoot at, whereupon
tho king set firo to the town to
"cook their goose."
EASY RELIEF
FROM CONSTIPATION
The Remedy That Replaces Calomel
?Causes No Restriction of
Habit or Diet.
It Is a mistake to take calomel |
when your liver is lazy and needs
toning up. Hundreds of people in
this section have discovered that Dodson's
Liver Tone is a thousand times
better and safer and its action is Just
as sure. There are none of the bad
after-effects of calomel to Dodson's
Liver Tone and no danger of salivation.
For attack? of constipation or biliousness
one or two spoonfuls of
mllA nloaannf tnMtinsr vegetable
liquid are enough and the Standard
Drug Company gives a personal guarantee
that every bottle will do all
that Is claimed for it. Money back ;
in any cane where it fails.
Dodnson's Liver Tone costs only .
50 cents for a large bottle. Kemeinm
bor the name because there are any
J number of remedies sold in imlta- |
tlon of Dodson claims. Rome of
them have names very similar to Godson's
Liver Tone?and are in same ,
color package. These Imitations are (
not guaranteed and may be very
harmful. Go to the Standard Drug
Company and you will surely get the
genuine.
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We start tomorrow a rousing clearance
Suits and Drosses. Kven if this sale came at t
it would he remarkable for offering liigh-clas
a third to a half less than its real value. Con
the apparel is in demand and can be worn f<
eoine, it provides an opportunity that no w<
can afford to miss.
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Tomorrow at store opening this sale will 1
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ne to this sale anyway and note our prices
its and Dresses you would car eto own.
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