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FEBRUARY. 1962 Some Coarse . . . Some Fine . . With small cars selling like hot cakes, the signs on Detroit auto executives" desks read: i "think small!" A 1961 underprivileged is an American schoolboy without a portable typewriter. * 1 ?l-: iiicic iiium uc suineuiing to reincarnation, judging by the way some people come back to life at quitting time. Back in Grandp. s day, there was something to make you sleep good. They called it work. By the time a man can afford to buy one of those little sports cars, he is too fat and stiff to get into one. Girls still like spinning wheels?if they have whitewall tires. Women who hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil? don't go to the beauty parlor. Middle age is the time of life when your idea of getting ahead is to stay even. There's one thing to be said for children?they never pull out pictures of their grandparents. "Just what have you done for humanity?" asked the judge pronouncing sentence on the pickpocket. "Well," said the confirmed criminal. "I've kept J or 4 detectives M'nrtinn fnniiln-lv " ?.? When you try to define a living wage, it depends on whether you are giving or getting it. GEORGE WASHiN Father of Our Coi Think before you speak. Speak no evil of the absent. Let your conversation be wi Detract not from others, bill mending. Let \ our discourse with men prehensive. Be not hasty to believe fly in of anyone. Show not yourself ijlad at the he were your enemy. Undertake not what you cn to keep your promise. Labor to keep alive in yoi celestial fire called conscience. o fe i J** Robert and Mrs. (SpinningClinton Mills) Kellctt, a son. January 13. Charlie (Office - Clinton Mills) and Mrs. Waldron, a I . Some with a Different Twist A man can wear his hair Ihree ways: parted, unparted, departed. There can't be any life on Mars. They haven't asked the U. S. for any money. A six-year-old watching a repairman trying to locate the trouble in a television set said, "I bet if you'd clean out all the dead cowboys in the Donom 11 would work. ' Only a light bulb can go out every night and still be bright the next day. In the old days if anybody missed a stagecoach he was content to wait a day or two for the next one. Now he squawks if he misses one section of a revolving door. People often find that hard Work is nothing more than An accumulation of easy Things they didn't do when They should have. Alarm Clock: A small me chanical device to wake up people who have no children. Folks are funny! Everybody wants to live a long time, but nobody wants to get old. People go into debt trying to keep up with other people who already are. We know a man who has learned to live on love; he owns a drive-in movie. If 10 ?*/? rv\ n ?' 1* o U1 /\ U '?> > ...?? * * L 1?"? I L'lllCll IMIUIL' IIUW WUIldcrful a mother-in-law can suddenly be when you need a baby-sitter. GTON untry Said: for it is unjust, ithout malice or envy, t neither be excessive in comof business be short and com g reports to the disparagement misfortune of another, though mnot perform, but be careful ar breast that little spark of a * - IV . S. c ^ ' * "?^ daughter. January 2J. C h a r 1 c s VV. (WcavingLydia Mills) and Mis. Templeton, a daughter, January 27. THE CLOTHMAKER YOU--A C Joe Jones, a teenager, is earning enough through mowing lawns to pay for his lawn mower and lay back a little at a time for his future education. So he is a capitalist. George Black is buying life insurance through a payroll deduction plan. The money saved is available for loans hv t h ini;iiranr'p rnmnanv So George is a capitalist. Betty Smith, a spinner, is buying some stock for her family's future. So she is a capitalist. The Communists tells us that our capitalistic world is all wrong but if we look at Clinton Camp Fire Gil From Congressman As r'?we:-r" Clinton Camp Fire Girls i States flag from Congressmar ^ungitrssiiiaii rthiiimiie ^ s111 1 quest for a flag to display in tl Shown proudly displaying over the Capitol in Washingtoi Cathy Brown, Blubird; and Mi Hi r Don't [ See You Want to make sure that twinge of pain you have turns into a stiff and useless knee, hip. or wrist? Stay away from the doctor and baby it! The old idea that a rheumatic or arthritic patient should favor h i s painful joints is one more example of the kind of little knowledge that is a dangerous thing. Actually, going easy on a joint may increase its stiffness rather t h a n making it better. Your doctor can tell you which is best in your case. People over fifty (or even younger) often have one or two painful or stiff joints. This happens when the oiling fluid between the joints disappears and t h e padding wears away. It is called osteoarthritis, one of the two main forms of arthritis. A PITA LIST? the difference we see it spells "Freedom" every way we turn. In our world on this side of the iron curtain we, everyone of us, have a chance. We can get ahead or lag behind. We are individuals and that's just as it should be. Chances are, 9 out of 10 of everyone you meet are capitalists. A capitalist is any person who saves some of his earnings and uses or lets others use them to directly or indirectly build enterprises which can provide jobs and products for our use. The American way of life has proven that capitalism in our use means freedom for all. Is Receive Flag ihmore -cceived a new 50-star United i Robert Ashmore last week. :ame in response to their re neir nui on rncKorv direct, the flag, which recently flew n. are Gail Foster. Camp Fire: arjorie Arnold. Horizon Girl. isis eoL umn] )elay - - ir Doctor The other main f o r m is rheumatoid arthritis, which attacks the tissues that hold organs, bones, and muscles together. You may have it if you've noticed pain, swelling, stiffness of the joints, fever, and loss of weight. If you have any of these things, see your doctor as soon as possible, so that he can help you. Doctors can do a great deal to relieve the extremely painful symptoms of arthritis, even though its cause is still .... 1 r>..* -1 i uiiMHiw ii. oui uk' quacK remedies, folk medicines, devices. and treatment centers advertised as "cures" are worthless; and the $250,000,000 sufferers spend on them each year are just thrown down the drain. Make sure to see your physician to learn the sound way to keep your joints in working order. 7 LOOK AHEAD Today research alone is one of the largest industries in America. We have been a curious nation of people. We want to know all the answers ? why, where, how, and when? Well, it is paying off in a research program that not only helps industries but our country as well. We must never lose confidence in this great country of ours. Of course, we make mistakes, we have learned by them, and out of the cloud comes a silver lining of knowhow and ability. Look ahead to the future. Our growth and success didn't come by just falling down and quitting. Go on so that we can find new heights in a growing America! Heltcr Schools Make A Heller Community As we start our children to school in the first grade we are trusting their future in education to our school systems. The depth of this education depends on just how important we as citizens believe in it. not that you and I as parents are supposed to just leave all of it up to the schools and their teachers. We can check regularly with the teachers of our children and find out what subjects are weak and need additional emphasis. Sometimes you run across a parent who has never even met the teachers of their children. Surely the parent has some obligation in not only seeing that his child attends school but does the required work at home. Our school system can be judged by the type of people who operate them. Too. the necessary expense of this important training in the life of our children must be paid for. It doesn't just "drop out of the sky". May we never lose sight of the importance of a good school svstem with the best education possible for those who will be our future. Give lh?* New Employee A Helping Hand Remember the first day that you came on your job and the person who worked beside you came by and gave you a welcome word, helped vou for a moment on a nar ? I ticular part of your job or perhaps just gave you a smile? It seemed to help you settle down and even made your job a little easier. And if you don't pass it on when someone new comes to work near you. it disproves the theory that "courtesy is con iCIL;uiud . So be a friend. Give a helping hand. If you don't have the time to help a newcomer out on his job, at least smile and be friendly. If you can read the handwriting on the wall, you're probably in a rest room.