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lie • connnueo PRom g children say. He accepts life as it comes, assumes the responsibilities of a man, a husband, a father. As fal as he was concerned, Dave Myers was as much his child as the three daughters and son who followed. If Judy said it was a skin disease, that was the end of the discussion. “He never said a word,” said Judy Myers, 67, who now lives with Bill. That attitude — ignoring the obvious, believing the improbable — filtered down to David and the other children. And in a family where everyone pretended that David was a darker shade of white, race was a taboo subject. “There was no discussion. It never came up,” said Bill Myers, 66, a retired welding engineer. “We hardly ever saw a black person.” , The only blacks the Myerses saw in Stow, Ohio — a white, middle-class town outside of Cleveland — were in the papers or on the nightly news. “That was the time of the ghettos,” Bill said. “You read about the black ghetto ,on the east side of Cleveland, and the crime and the poor housing conditions.” When a young Dave Myers asked his mother why police in Alabama were spraying black civil-rights protesters with fire hoses, she told him it was because they were hot. Everything Myers saw growing up in Ohio, and then the small town of Olean in western New York, convinced him it was better to be a white boy with a skin disease than a black kid. “Why would I want to be black?” Myers said. “I saw how blacks were portrayed in the media.” As much as family members acted as though Dave was just like the other kids, they knew he wasn’t. And the difference started showing up in his ■behavior. As Dave Myers entered adolescence, the trouble started. He became defiant, hostile and sometimes threatening. At one point, Myers was sent to live with a foster family. Another time, he was kicked out of the house and lived in his car. “I was the black sheep of the family —• literally and figuratively,” he said. “I was always in the doghouse or always getting out of the doghouse.” If Dave was treated differently, it was because of his behavior, not his skin color, his mother said. “He was just uncontrollable. None of my other children acted this way,” Judy said. ® ZEUS Internet Marketing Specialist Zeus Industrial Products, Inc. is the leading manufacturer of fluoropolymer tubing for use in the medical device, aerospace, electronics, analytical, semiconductor, and environmental industries. We are seeking qualified candidates for the position of Internet Marketing Specialist. 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