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You’re starting to become an expert. Be confident as you begin another series of things that don’t quite work. There’s a happy ending. TAURUS Conditions are good for increasing your income. Continue to provide good service, and prod a stubborn person as required. GEMINI You’ve gotten past a lot of the hassles that have been slowing you down. There are still a few more to address, but they’re lightweight in comparison. CANCER Dig into that pile of stuff you’ve been saving up. This process will go faster than usual, which is a real blessing. When you’re finished, you’ll feel years younger. LEO Resisting authority isn’t a ' great idea now. Better you should be helpful. It’s to your own benefit. VIRGO An older person is going to want to know what you’ve been doing. This is the time to ask for help on an assignment if you need it. LIBRA After you’ve decided how much you can afford, you might want to buy a special treat just for being so good. Think about it a while longer. SCORPIO A shopping trip seems to be in order, perhaps to replade something broken. Should you buy new or just fix what you have? Either way, be sure to upgrade. SAGITTARIUS If you don’t feel up to taking on the entire world right now, relax. Your life should soon be getting easier. Somebody else wants a turn. CAPRICORN Working together : on a shared project can be a lot | of fun. It might also help alleviate a recent cash-flow ! problem. Get busy! AQUARIUS A difference of opinion could lead to a rather ) energetic fight. You both have j excellent viewpoints to offer. Remember to listen, too. PISCES It’s becoming more and more possible to prove there’s scientific fact behind things that seemed unexplainable. You might find a way to explain things. CALENDAR Monday, Nov. 10 HOWIE DAY WITH MAH NATHANSON AND TOBY LIGHTMAN: Doors open at 6:30 p.m. Russell House Ballroom. Open to USC students only. Tickets available at Russell House information desk. “DANCING ON MOTHER EARTH," “NORTH TO SOUTH," “PEOPLE OFTHE RIVER,” “WHO OWNS THE PAST?”: 6:15 p.m. reception. 7 p.m. films. 9:30 p.m. panel discussion. Nickelodeon Theatre, 937 Main St. ANDREW W.K. WITH DIE TRYING, GUYANA PUNCHLINE AND THE DECEMBER TRAGEDY: 7 p.m. New Brookland Tavern, 122 State St. $10. Tuesday, Nov. 11 “DOES GOD EXIST?” DEBATE: 8 p.m. Russell House Ballroom. 1 “AMERICAN HOLOCAUST: WHEN rrs ALL OVER I’LL STILL BE INDIAN,” “LOOKING TOWARD HOME”: 7 and 9 p.m. Nickelodeon Theatre. “THE MAN WHO CAME TO DINNER”: 8 p.m. Workshop Theatre, 1120 Bull St. $13 general admission, $11 students and military. PENUMBREWITH ENCAUSTIC AND CRASH & BURN: 9 p.m. New Brookland Tavern. $5. ^^Monda^ncTTuesday^^^^ 8 p.m. Russell House Theater.