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“Look, I don't care if your cockamamie leotards
and shoes got holes in ’em, I got my OWN
expenses to worry about!”
CROSSWORD
ACROSS
1 Overbearing
6 Tex-Mex choice
I0 Max of “Barney
Miller”
14 Remove knots
15 Lab medium
16 Commute
17 “Giant” ranch
18 Long jump
record holder
1968-91
20 Generous
12 Grassy ground
23 Every last one
24 Tim or Beryl
27 Schon and
Hetti
21 Actress
Suzanne
24 Apia’s country
25 Tree-root
parasite
27 Lay low the „
lawn
28 Cape Tainaron
H Infected patches
of skin
14 Pique
15 Smiled derisiveh
17 Scorches
50 Rouses to
impatience
54 Ms. Bernhardt
55 Back talk
36 Back of a bus.
57 Pinch
59 Saki’s name
32 Type of Western
or squash
37 Cathedral
instrument
38 First-rate
59 Tide type
7Q Feudal lord
M Probabilities
72 Knight and
Kennedy
73 Slalom curves
DOWN
1 Gunnysack
material
2 "The Iceman
Cometh”
dramatist
3 Maintaining
equilibrium
4 Setting
5 Fiscal period
6 Ping-Pong
7 In the past
8 Taxi
9 Spheres
10 Premium quality
11 Purpose
12 Words at the
altar
13 Ex-QB Dawson
19 Ages and ages
21 Sports venues
25 My Party”
26 Car franchises
28 Peas for a
peashooter
29 Birdbrain
30 Old sayings ,
32 Mineral spring
33 Groovy
36_the thought!
38 Shoot wide
39 Territory
40 Briny droplet
42 In position
43 Actress Lupino
46 Memorable
period
48 Mountain
chains
49 _tzu
51 Slight traces
52 Infuriate
53 Tea biscuits
58 Closely confined
60 Double agent
61 Author Leon
62 _ Paulo
63 Peas' place
64 Furthermore
65 Golfer’s gadget
66 Smidgen
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HOROSCOPES
ARIES All this research hasn’t
been wasted. You’re starting to
become an expert. Be confident
as you begin another series of
things that don’t quite work.
There’s a happy ending.
TAURUS Conditions are good
for increasing your income.
Continue to provide good
service, and prod a stubborn
person as required.
GEMINI You’ve gotten past a
lot of the hassles that have
been slowing you down. There
are still a few more to address,
but they’re lightweight in
comparison.
CANCER Dig into that pile of
stuff you’ve been saving up.
This process will go faster
than usual, which is a real
blessing. When you’re
finished, you’ll feel years
younger.
LEO Resisting authority isn’t a
' great idea now. Better you
should be helpful. It’s to your
own benefit.
VIRGO An older person is
going to want to know what
you’ve been doing. This is the
time to ask for help on an
assignment if you need it.
LIBRA After you’ve decided
how much you can afford, you
might want to buy a special
treat just for being so good.
Think about it a while longer.
SCORPIO A shopping trip
seems to be in order, perhaps
to replade something broken.
Should you buy new or just fix
what you have? Either way, be
sure to upgrade.
SAGITTARIUS If you don’t feel
up to taking on the entire
world right now, relax. Your
life should soon be getting
easier. Somebody else wants a
turn.
CAPRICORN Working together
: on a shared project can be a lot
| of fun. It might also help
alleviate a recent cash-flow
! problem. Get busy!
AQUARIUS A difference of
opinion could lead to a rather
) energetic fight. You both have
j excellent viewpoints to offer.
Remember to listen, too.
PISCES It’s becoming more
and more possible to prove
there’s scientific fact behind
things that seemed
unexplainable. You might find
a way to explain things.
CALENDAR
Monday, Nov. 10
HOWIE DAY WITH MAH
NATHANSON AND TOBY
LIGHTMAN: Doors open at
6:30 p.m. Russell House
Ballroom. Open to USC
students only. Tickets
available at Russell House
information desk.
“DANCING ON MOTHER
EARTH," “NORTH TO SOUTH,"
“PEOPLE OFTHE RIVER,”
“WHO OWNS THE PAST?”: 6:15
p.m. reception. 7 p.m. films.
9:30 p.m. panel discussion.
Nickelodeon Theatre, 937
Main St.
ANDREW W.K. WITH DIE
TRYING, GUYANA PUNCHLINE
AND THE DECEMBER
TRAGEDY: 7 p.m. New
Brookland Tavern, 122 State
St. $10.
Tuesday, Nov. 11
“DOES GOD EXIST?” DEBATE:
8 p.m. Russell House
Ballroom. 1
“AMERICAN HOLOCAUST:
WHEN rrs ALL OVER I’LL
STILL BE INDIAN,” “LOOKING
TOWARD HOME”: 7 and 9 p.m.
Nickelodeon Theatre.
“THE MAN WHO CAME TO
DINNER”: 8 p.m. Workshop
Theatre, 1120 Bull St. $13
general admission, $11
students and military.
PENUMBREWITH ENCAUSTIC
AND CRASH & BURN: 9 p.m.
New Brookland Tavern. $5.
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8 p.m. Russell House
Theater.