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ttElU HELL FOR BEGINNERS A BRltf ItlTROOUCTlOtO TO THIS CACTooO FOfc NEOPH’fTEC At# A R£M£PIAl COuKSe FOR THoSe uXO HADE Alt gEEiA «<)»>& AITEjJTiok) What are the ma Joe themes oF THIS CAATOOid ? LOVE, S£X,\^ WORK, P6ATH, j Awp raBenT.y _ I WILL “LIP£ikJ HELL" l OFFEND N\t ? 1 \ 0 j » J i* n 1 | lrtTfeOC>UC.i»aG... ¥IH0: STAC. OP this cacto*). plSTi^UiSHirtG FfcATUftES: TwK> GfcoT£SQUt fc««S. 6«uG^ 6M6S, CAwiTAk/T TmnxH»*»G. ElH0Ti0»iAL STATt: giTTGR. DRPCtCSGp, FORMAL . I HiS 9stca^G6.C7 G<ecFfe«£»JO... | OJHO: RA&ft»T O^THC-60. piSri^GujSHmC, FCATtfK**; 8as«c*u.*5 8i#oic«9 itJ p«AG E^OTioUAl STATE; 6e*>£fcAU.^ MiPf=6C>, OctASiOiJAui.*) S^EAm 6p. I Host 7<A>0 HTTie FU*J &0lS.. oe gorn D»ST'**6v/«SHiA& FEAT^{{65; FE126S. gOTH ties 0*0 SA*^e Sloe OF MtAp. EMtfTM>*iAi STATE: J*iSci?«rrA8u6. Bitis'ii luto'T'MAre sou I i WHO: mo out ceaum ca*£S\ DiSTIkI&i>ISHi>»6 RcATuttS: take A fcOESS. EMOTioMAl STATE: SOoEttHEO. - - .."I , —. UlILL THE CHARACTERS IkI "LIFE IM H£ll" EVER ACHIEVE HAPPikJESS? C\ ft __ v _ /V) WHAT f\ StLty QOt STlOiO' AMpTAt 6A*lG U)lw at AS HC-m as 1(W ace. Captain RibMan h^uperModel by Sprengelmeyer & Davis Cheese by Nate Corbin / The Gamecock — “You suffer from Post-Pubescent Impudence. It’s actually a widely-spread mental disease that causes the average college kid to act like a raging moron.” I_ - Car* CROSSWORD - v ACROSS 1 Low, wooden platform 5 Mountain passe: 9 Caper 14 Bern's river 15 Tree of Life location 16 Indian bread? 17 Getz or Musial 18 Infinitesimal amount 19 Bacon work 20 Site of the tale o Hero and Leander 22 Shackles 24 Timetable 27 Santa_, CA 30 Nimbus 31 Add herbs 36 Immense 38 Cry from the crowd 39 Vex 40 Auto economy fig 42 Boorish 43 Consume © 2003 Tribune Media Services, me 01/28/02 AM rights reserved IV IIIUIOU 49 Mean 50 “Dies_ 51 Parched 52 Implements 55 Foundation for tracks 59 Favoring 63 Off-the-cuff comment 64 Rani’s wrap 67 Neighborhood 68 Exemplar 69 Abba of Israel 70 Sharp to the taste 71 Chatter 72 Director Fritz 73 Brings to closure DOWN 1 Back talk 2 Girl to kiss 3 Levin and Gershwin 4 Makes an impression? 5 Japanese entertainers 6 Commotion 7 Stroke gently 8 Muddled state 9 l?-year-old 10 Corrode 11 Church part 12 Close by 13 West and Largo, eg. 21 Protest-singer Phil 23 Otherwise 25 Oater actor Jack 26 Miami pro 27 Bitter 28 Peter of Herman’s Hermits 29 True up 32 Farm measure 33 Audible waves 34 Bailiff's call 35 Impoverished 37 Bread spread 41 Long, thin fish 44 Razor's target 45 Beret fitter 47 Fencelike barriei Solutions s|0|N|3M9|N|vnM3|l|v|a|d X a V IMn V8 ill 3 0QH v 3 a VlMT y v sla i i a v o n i £ AAJHJSjAl. a v o a [s i i s nIsIx n|| a a oMT v y TMb xio n 3 □ q 3 n Tm a v TrBMTsJ? 9 n i ££££■(■££ wpBiT ± o £ 3 a o opTTali v s slo TOO nos via slid t v HlsV n v ■■IT irnlo 3 sM^& £ £ £ A A IxZJHbI! o A£££ a v s s aBBv x o iBSn v x s 33dn'aBN30 ¥■¥ a v v XIN | VIU | d S1 d 1VIQj I I J|s 48 Sandwich shoppe 53 Ford failure 54 Ray 55 Freeway exit 56 Smell 57 "Mephisto Waltz” star 58 Menu plan 60 Teheranfe place 61 Nudnik 62 Hoods'guns 65 Lawyers’grp. 66 Bled in the wash HOROSCOPES ARItS (MARCH Zl-APRIL 19) Teach your friends to fish instead of giving them one. TAURUS 1APRIL 20-MAY 20) There's an end to this, and there might be a pot of gold there. GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 21) Today, it's action, not words, that will do the trick. CANCER (JUNE 22-JULY 22) Don't bail out a friend in need. Offer encouragement instead. LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Don’t depend too heavily on your partner. VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) One of the ways around the problems you face is to leave. This is not a good alternative. LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT 22) The path ahead seems blocked, but there's a way out. SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Bide your time and review your options. SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Your goal has always been to discover the truth, and that's what you're doing. CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) You need a break. Make love your top priority. AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) You'll be getting much stronger soon. PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) People might notice that you seem preoccupied. WILLIAM AND MARION LANGFAN CONSTITUTIONAL ORATORICAL PRIZE When: Wednesday, February 13,2002 Rules: Deliver a speech without manuscript and without notes. Be evaluated by professors and alumni. Open to all full-time USC students, undergraduate and graduate (including law). Prizes: First place $1000 Second place $500 Third place $350 Fourth place $250 t The final round takes place at 7PM in the Gressette Room of Harper College. Non-alcoholic drinks and finger food provided. Topic: The topic will be on a contemporary constitutional issue and will be announced 7 days before the contest. The contest is hosted by Carolina Debate and funded by the Moore School of Business through a gift from William and Marion Langfan. To learn more visit this website: http://www.cla.sc.edu/thsp/faculty/berube/debate/langfan.htm r- » r I