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platform
5 Mountain passe:
9 Caper
14 Bern's river
15 Tree of Life
location
16 Indian bread?
17 Getz or Musial
18 Infinitesimal
amount
19 Bacon work
20 Site of the tale o
Hero and
Leander
22 Shackles
24 Timetable
27 Santa_, CA
30 Nimbus
31 Add herbs
36 Immense
38 Cry from the
crowd
39 Vex
40 Auto economy
fig
42 Boorish
43 Consume
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49 Mean
50 “Dies_
51 Parched
52 Implements
55 Foundation for
tracks
59 Favoring
63 Off-the-cuff
comment
64 Rani’s wrap
67 Neighborhood
68 Exemplar
69 Abba of Israel
70 Sharp to the
taste
71 Chatter
72 Director Fritz
73 Brings to closure
DOWN
1 Back talk
2 Girl to kiss
3 Levin and
Gershwin
4 Makes an
impression?
5 Japanese
entertainers
6 Commotion
7 Stroke gently
8 Muddled state
9 l?-year-old
10 Corrode
11 Church part
12 Close by
13 West and Largo,
eg.
21 Protest-singer
Phil
23 Otherwise
25 Oater actor Jack
26 Miami pro
27 Bitter
28 Peter of
Herman’s
Hermits
29 True up
32 Farm measure
33 Audible waves
34 Bailiff's call
35 Impoverished
37 Bread spread
41 Long, thin fish
44 Razor's target
45 Beret fitter
47 Fencelike barriei
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53 Ford failure
54 Ray
55 Freeway exit
56 Smell
57 "Mephisto Waltz”
star
58 Menu plan
60 Teheranfe place
61 Nudnik
62 Hoods'guns
65 Lawyers’grp.
66 Bled in the
wash
HOROSCOPES
ARItS (MARCH Zl-APRIL 19)
Teach your friends to fish
instead of giving them one.
TAURUS 1APRIL 20-MAY 20)
There's an end to this, and there
might be a pot of gold there.
GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 21)
Today, it's action, not words,
that will do the trick.
CANCER (JUNE 22-JULY 22)
Don't bail out a friend in
need. Offer encouragement
instead.
LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)
Don’t depend too heavily on
your partner.
VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)
One of the ways around the
problems you face is to leave.
This is not a good alternative.
LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT 22)
The path ahead seems blocked,
but there's a way out.
SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)
Bide your time and review
your options.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)
Your goal has always been to
discover the truth, and that's
what you're doing.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)
You need a break. Make love
your top priority.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)
You'll be getting much
stronger soon.
PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)
People might notice that you
seem preoccupied.
WILLIAM AND MARION
LANGFAN
CONSTITUTIONAL
ORATORICAL PRIZE
When: Wednesday, February 13,2002
Rules: Deliver a speech without manuscript and without notes.
Be evaluated by professors and alumni. Open to all full-time
USC students, undergraduate and graduate (including law).
Prizes:
First place $1000
Second place $500
Third place $350
Fourth place $250
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The final round takes place at 7PM in the Gressette Room of
Harper College. Non-alcoholic drinks and finger food provided.
Topic: The topic will be on a contemporary constitutional issue
and will be announced 7 days before the contest.
The contest is hosted by Carolina Debate and funded by the
Moore School of Business through a gift from William and
Marion Langfan. To learn more visit this website:
http://www.cla.sc.edu/thsp/faculty/berube/debate/langfan.htm
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