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Your boredom day* are over{ \ | j.S?rd Ut yogr party trirkf.' vww. rkymecwithormngr.cww. pemgrkaWe... Senrual— goopi^. _j I I _I_I_■_I_I Aries (March 21-April 19) Schedule an outing with friends for tonight. It’ll be more difficult to get away over the weekend. Your team is more likely to win tonight, too. You’re in control, and they’re paying attention. They think you’re the greatest, ^ so just tell ‘em what to do. You’ll all have a marvelous time. Taurus (April 20-May 20) If you can keep up with a demanding schedule, including last-minute changes, you’ll make a great impression. That could lead to a bonus now, and even more later on. You may feel like you’re the only one with any com mon sense, and that may be true. That’s why they need you. Gemini (May 21-June 21) Your luck would be better today if you didn’t keep running into so many complications. Carefully explain to an older person what ' you have in mind. The chances are good that he or she will do something else. Some of your messages get through loud and clear, but others are garbled. Don’t give up. Cancer (June 22-July 22) The best deed you do today may not bring in more money. It sure will be appreciated, though. The person who’s stressed talks a mile a minute but never asks for what’s needed. You can figure it out, though. If you do, and provide it, you’ll be cherished forever. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Just about every thing you try turns out well. Whatever you don’t think of, your partners will. That’s why you want to make sure you have a good team on your side: The better they do, the better you look. Make sure to share the glory. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Your boss must think you can do anything, because he or she. keeps piling on the work. Are you the one who keeps saying you can, when you’ve already told others you could? You hate to turn it down, but you do have lim its, don’t you? Thank heavens it’s Friday! u t Libra (Sept. 23-Oct 22) You should be feeling fine, and certainly much better than a 7. But watch out. A misunderstand ing with a co-worker could have long-term repercussions. Kidding around with your friends and somebody else leads to hurt feelings. It could happen in a second and take months to mend. Be nice! Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) You’re working hard to make somebody else rich. But what about you? Are you reaping the rewards of your hard labor? Well, some, but you might qualify for more. Offer to do the job faster, and you might multiply your profits. Once you’ve made the promise, you’ll figure out how to do it. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) The good news is that you feel like staying home and cuddling all day long. You might even have a person you’d like to have share your space with you. The bad news is, it’s still Friday; Saturday isn’t until tomorrow. Try not to lose your job over this. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Something you almost threw away could be rather important. It’s a coupon, or a catalog, or a flyer for a sale. It might even be a chance to win a million-dollar jackpot. Better scru tinize all those carefully. One of them could make you the lucky winner. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Your peculiar brand of wit will be greatly appreciated by a rather selective audience of one. Timing is crucial, and ambiance is important, too. The privacy of your own home may be best. Arrange to meet there as soon as possible. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) An argument could break out between you and a room mate. If it’s about your money, it’s far from a trivial matter. Fair’s fair, and you don’t have to carry more than your share of the load. By standing firm, you’re empowering the other person. 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